TikTok Alpha Male Teaches Me About Women

[@kinuyki]

"Women break like glass and most of them never recover" How egocentric do you have to be to believe that a woman will never be happy again after a breakup with a man.

[@haley5735]

Yeah and also how misogynistic do you have to be to unironically compare women to objects that are weak enough to shatter and never recover.

[@semolinalibra]

Exactly omgggg!! I don’t get attached to people so when I break up with someone, I’m good

[@star2b4u]

the only time i broke like glass was when a woman broke up with me haha

[@star2b4u]

@@no.name1731 well im lesbian for clarification but sure lol

[@littlemisfortune9982]

Hes probably broken and still trying to recover

[@sk8rgirlo]

“Females can psychically sense that I don’t like cuddles” I get the feeling this guy tenses every muscle in his body when someone tries to show him affection, just in case he feels an emotion that isn’t alpha-approved.

[@ender5892]

honesltly i feel bad for him because his life must be miserable but he's out there making other men lifes and other women's lifes miserable so like idk i guess fuck him

[@herb4n7egend]

i bet money that this dudes love language is physical touch but hes too immersed in this toxic bullshit to let himself feel any fuckin kind of vulnerability,, like damn i kinda feel bad, homie needs SO MUCH therapy

[@TheUKisThere]

There are definitely more black men who don't do that because I hardly see it. However, I will say, date whoever you want (without belittling the ones you're not). I think I'm just used to seeing black woman get praised for their appearance (especially in hip hop videos), which probably isn't the best position. I do remember in high school, though, a white guy talked about why he doesn't date black girls to other black girls. It wasn't an intense conversation, though.... Also, my mom loves watching interracial couples (W. Guy + B. Girl) on YT.

[@guppyfishbein2984]

Yeah that's so sad.... I feel so bad but also he's also really not great so I kinda feel bad for people watching him over him.

[@Window4503]

No no no, he said “cuddling.” I’m not sure he’s capable of ever saying the word “cuddles.” That “ing” makes it more masculine 🙄

[@Shadowdreamer4]

"I can tell when a man is raised in a feminine household" "Don't show your emotions" _uses the Steven Universe theme song; a show about a boy being raised by a group of women and constantly talking about their emotions_ bruh

[@byulharangforlife]

Lmaooo

[@callmehducky3521]

Also most of the gems are technically lesbians lol

[@jellybuttersammiches5160]

My mom doesn't let us talk about our feelings here 😂

[@rthnae]

💀💀💀

[@DeathnoteBB]

Nonbinary women

[@an0nymoustiger]

"Women break like glass" Ahh yes. Every time a crush doesn’t want to be my lover, I shatter into a million pieces like a porcelain vase. My parents have to glue me back together like Humpty Dumpty on a daily basis.

[@tea-stems7835]

In the poem do they even mention that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

[@stephaniesheep1147]

I think his ego is like glass

[@avocado3-in-182]

@@tea-stems7835 wait hol up 👁👁

[@buttermcnuggette]

Man I hate it when that happens

[@stephaniesheep1147]

@ad ad wait a minute...

[@GingerTurquoise]

Gf: "Please tell me how you're feeling :( I want know" Alpha Male: "NEVER tell a woman how you feel when she asks, she's trying to control you as an alpha male! Anyways...my next point is: No one cares about us."

[@probablypositivity8918]

This is so perfect lmao

[@GaganSingh-nx2yv]

Alpha males are real victim. Alphalivesmatter.

[@scj1668]

That is a fair point but in my personal experience whenever you pour out your feelings to your girl perceived as weak

[@scj1668]

FairPoint although from experience every time I shared my feelings with a girl it didn't go well

[@KPR0308]

@@scj1668 that's because you've been seeing the wrong people my guy. If a person doesn't respect your normal human emotions being expressed in a healthy manner, they're not relationship material. They're "stay single" material.

[@rainyhaze2053]

His arguments sometimes start out with things that actually aren't even that bad advice and then flip them 180 and it's like "Don't be this walking, talking red flag, be like me, another walking, talking red flag, instead" like wut.

[@cosamallender3276]

Fart. (Edit; why does this have so many likes?!)

[@Eshawn3108]

Kind of a stretch since you are basically making him contradict himself. But I agree with your point just could’ve given a better example.

[@crypticlish6717]

@@Eshawn3108 nah its fully accurate, he brings up a red flag behaviour and his advice is just to adapt a different type of red flag behaviour.

[@omariwashington2570]

@@cosamallender3276 technically everybody is programmed already it's called evolution.

[@derekw104]

@@omariwashington2570 I'm not sure calling evolution "programming" makes sense, but I'd love to see the flow chart that traces that connection

[@Saaalaaamaaandaaa]

"I can tell when a dude grew up in a feminine household" what does that mean? They have listening skills?

[@ender5892]

they respect women-I mean .. they're simps!! 🤬😡

[@Shadowdreamer4]

The Steven Universe theme starts playing when they show up lol

[@lemonstarofficial]

lol

[@norahickey6059]

They know what a period is

[@pkbutter]

Not only that, they... ugh... RESEPECT WOMEN.

[@abisummers6789]

i love how toxic people will say that women are super emotional while ive seen men scream at tv screens bc they lost in a video game or their favorite quarter back made a bad play. anger is an emotion too lol

[@Ilikefrogs..]

Right?

[@electrablazer4193]

Omg preach it 🙌 and they cry about losing money lol

[@brennam954]

And when men get emotional, there is often violence involved. But it's totally cool. They're just being an alpha! (/s)

[@Data-Expungeded]

Emotions are a normal part of life so don’t say it’s bad

[@abisummers6789]

@@Data-Expungeded never said emotions were bad. just said that we all got them.

[@ChigbunduO]

Dads, talk to your sons about this. I was out shopping with my 13 year old, he sees a boy opening a car door for a woman and says “what a simp.” This was a boy obviously opening the back door for his mother so they could load in the groceries that didn’t fit in the trunk. We had to have a long father son talk, turns out he was watching dumb videos just like the one shown.

[@thomaskole9881]

You're a good dad, and your kid is lucky to have you 👍

[@ChurlzVA]

@@Prod._By_Kyoto_Beatz What does that mean, lol? Stopping bad patterns before they stick is a good thing to do.

[@Ricin.]

@@Prod._By_Kyoto_Beatz are you saying he shouldnt have spoken to him?

[@peggedyourdad9560]

Good for you that you managed to catch on and correct that behavior early before it spiraled into something more sinister.

[@carrit8501]

dang my dad went to get some milk, glad to see that there are good ones like you :)

[@yourcrustytoenail2064]

I love how all dating coaches and alpha males don’t have partners. Like whatever ur doing it’s obviously not working

[@hvideos6864]

and then they make excuses like “i’m too busy and independent to own a female”

[@crypticcorvid]

I agree with your comment, but your profile picture is psychically destroying my mind.

[@txic.4818]

pfp sauce?

[@bereisgreat]

they don't want a long-term relationship, they just want to fuck as easy and as many women as possible. they only keep women around for a while because they've already done the hard work of meeting them but as soon as the relationship threatens to go further, they're out and break off. it all sounds super unhealthy and damaging for the women they're toying with

[@arturbueno4972]

Yeah they seem to hate women so much they should just find a husband.

[@thomasstokes288]

Not once does this guy mention anything about being as swift as the coarsing river with all the force of a great typhoon. I call shenanigans.

[@elle-ob3qg]

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

[@colinakersakers44]

@Joselyn Vifquain or How we’re almost out of time? But if you follow my orders you might survive?

[@trypophobicpancakes1544]

*be a (decent) man*

[@teddobomb9037]

Not a single thing about daughters or sons. Absolute poppycock

[@fagioli7063]

@@teddobomb9037 They didn't even tell me I'm unsuited for the rage of war 😬

[@bootsdotexe]

"How do women want to be treated?" "WE ASKED A MAN"

[@brennam954]

And the man said: AKSHUALLY they just want to be dominated and mistreated. These feminist WITCHES are just brainwashing them with their witchcraft into making them think they're people who deserve basic dignity and respect.

[@hadley_mcdonald]

100% Foolproof Strategy Says A Failed Study

[@navnibrijesh7258]

EXACTLY WOMEN DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WANT! MEN DO! COZ MEN WANT TO BE WOMEN wait wha-

[@johnvermintide]

they be saying shit to defend this form of thought like: "dont ask fish how to fish, ask fishermen"

[@KarenTski]

Good one!

[@leix7]

It's like he purposefully gives them bad dating advice so he can trap them in some gaslighting feedback loop where he insists that the reason they're single is because they're not listening to him enough.

[@zuscare3983]

Now that's a genius marketing strategy if I ever saw one.

[@HarbingerOfMorningWood]

That is so cartoonishly evil and petty only a tik toker can do it

[@technoloverish]

Do you feel like a lot of the guys that give this type of advice to other guys on the interest are basically incels and are therefore trying to get other guys to do what they know hasn’t worked for them under the guise of being advice that truly works? That’s the vibe I get from these dudes.

[@Boahemaa]

And that is the whole business model of the pick up artist. Kinda genius. You'll always have repeat clients.

[@sir_mojx_the_third4443]

@@technoloverish agrees

[@Sitcomabed]

I cant wait to find out how I, a female, should work

[@salomonva]

Watch and learn

[@chebic5095]

I, a male, am also curious as to how females work My prediction is that there’s a hamster in their running on a wheel to generate power for you females to operate

[@MrBones2002]

Profile pic sauce?

[@agentwashingtub9167]

I spit my drink 😂

[@janelle9998]

Me too 💩

[@shoyuramenoff]

"When a woman is born, she's born on a pedestal, she's a princess." *laughs in early childhood neglect*

[@StardustSpiritDragon]

*Laughs in Depression*

[@Sandcat]

*laughs at all the gender reveal videos where the fathers have a big sad when they find out they're having a daughter*

[@noonstyles3973]

No but seriously tho when me and my sister were born, there were people coming up to my parents giving condolences 🤡tf? My mom and dad kicked them out tho

[@oh.hey.2045]

*laughs in being assaulted and bullied for it*

[@consentclub8431]

*laughs in systemic misogyny*

[@AbbzJordan]

It always bothered me when men said "women are emotional beings" because I grew up in a house with a brother who would throw and break stuff if he lost playing video games. Like aren't we all emotional beings? Lol

[@athenaruna]

obviously your brother was throwing a fit LOGICALLY and not due to EMOTION /sarcasm

[@MsSphinx91]

You just don't understand his rationale because you're in your feelings (sarcasm 🥴)

[@marsisbae]

I hate when people try and attach a gender to human qualities like emotions. Anger, sadness, happiness…it’s just human!

[@northstarjakobs]

Anyone who thinks that they are ruled entirely by logic has just decided that anything they feel is automatically logical and gone from there.

[@Data-Expungeded]

i agree everybody has emotions so dont label a single gender to them

[@mydna8372]

I want ALL the alpha males to fight against each other to prove who's the ACTUAL alpha male out of them all.

[@Tamara-ju3lh]

I would watch this reality TV show.

[@probablypositivity8918]

@@Tamara-ju3lh Put them on an island together, and just leave them there at the end of the show if they haven't grown.

[@briasandifer210]

Make it a fight to the death.

[@rochekalifa2074]

@@briasandifer210 kinda barbaric jokes .

[@amukthapotato1102]

@@probablypositivity8918 lotf style

[@Bala_Niranna]

im very curious what this dude actually does in a relationship. he doesnt express emotion, he doesnt cuddle. just sounds like a sex doll that will probably verbally abuse you

[@zuscare3983]

He is the ultimate human to ever exist, exuding all that alpha male energy that women can't even handle, that's why the maintain their distance from him.

[@spongy7426]

@@zuscare3983 is this a joke?

[@zuscare3983]

@@spongy7426 I'll let you take a guess on that.

[@DaSquyd]

Women fear him. Men tear their eyes away from him as he walks. No beast dares to make a sound in his presence. He is alone on this barren earth.

[@ADashFGC]

@@spongy7426 Yeah it's a joke. "That's why they maintain distance from him"

[@veespa_]

I died at, “be more like Osama Bin Laden..?” lmao for real the dude is ACTUALLY saying Osama Bin Laden is a real man because he died on his principles.

[@lestranged]

Bin Laden died in his bedroom holding one of his wives in front of him as a human shield. He was not shooting , or trying to save his family, he was literally hiding behind a woman.

[@firzabrilliant7657]

@@lestranged really? Where did you read that I'm intrigued

[@veespa_]

@@lestranged at least he died on his principles am I right 😏

[@lestranged]

@@firzabrilliant7657 One of the Navy SEALs who took him out reported that. Robert J. O'Neill

[@sentokifee]

well he was real...and male, so maybe that wasn't caused by however and under what circumstances he died, but he was a real man, not a good one but a real one

[@Droemar]

"I wonder what women think." "I'm a woman, I can tell you." "Excuse me, I need to ask another man, thank you very much!" For the record, I've cried way more over my dog dying than some dude deciding he didn't want to date me. I'm pretty sure the majority of women can agree with that statement. "Goofy men are not attractive." Dude, Colin Mochrie is MARRIED.

[@hat7475]

FUNNY DUDES ARE _THE_ SH1T WHAT ARE THESE APLHA MEN TALKING ABOUT

[@alexverdana2435]

rest in peace to your dog.. i hope ur doing ok

[@marlenacantswim]

we stan colin mochrie in this house.

[@ColorlessMayhem]

Dudes being funny is like the hottest thing it’s the number 1 thing I look for cause I can’t stand people with no sense of humor, how boring would that be oh my god

[@larshetfield2156]

Who's Colin Mochrie? All I know is Captain Hair

[@yolandaponkers1581]

God, I hate the word “simp.” “Simp” is thrown around by misogynists who can’t imagine a man being nice to a woman without wanting to take her to bed to shake the sheets.

[@peggedyourdad9560]

Yea, before it was coopted by these losers it used to mean something similar to a “Nice Guy™️”, now they’ve starting calling any man that shows any amount of decency or respect to a woman a simp. I hate when this happens, it’s the same with “Karen™️”.

[@tamiwu0346]

@@peggedyourdad9560 “lol you perceive woman as fellow humans that deserve rights? Siiiiimp”

[@scottsmith8162]

I’m a pimp, not a simp. Keep these dope fiends higher than the Good Year blimp.” - pimp C RIP

[@anzebeton1869]

I actually know a proper simp. I used to be one too. But they're calling everyone with common courtesy a simp so it lost it's meaning.

[@m1rac1e]

yeah. its lost all meaning. but there is a diff between being a normal human guy and treating women normally and being overly nice in the hopes that they'll fuck you.

[@slitheen3]

That last tiktok so confidently asserting "goofy men are not attractive!" is hilarious because humor and goofiness is one of the single most reliable things to make me attracted to a man, generally but also especially with men i otherwise wouldn't have been attracted to

[@thoughtfulwatcher]

The sad thing is ... this isn't new. Old interviews about the comedian John Ritter always went back to his sense of humor. He always said he wasn't "macho" (the word for it back then) and relied on humor. Women adored him for it. In modern day we've got Henry Cavill who plays World of Warcraft and puts together computers for fun. He's definitely never popular with the ladies. Ever.

[@jessicawolf777]

Agreed. A lot of women are attracted to guys like Pete Davidson and Seth Rogen for a reason (don’t come for me if you don’t like those guys specifically it was just an example). I’m glad I found this channel and love the sarcastic humor behind these videos but just the fact that there are men out there that have this mindset is terrifyingly hilarious and also very sad.

[@Anesha12]

Im pretty sure there have been studies proving that women like men more when they are funny..

[@Loudshark_]

Yes, humor can attracts lots of people

[@GalaxyDogenut]

Same.

[@juliatowne9478]

“most women don’t go to therapy” women are so much more open about their mental health and going to therapy? i genuinely think that he’s confusing women with men at this point

[@fligy2435]

ik like bruh what

[@zifer123]

You really expect these guys to actually understand women?

[@fligy2435]

@@zifer123 i try my best ;-;

[@jdtroup198683]

"Most women don't go to therapy". Sounds like the dumbest shit I ever heard

[@maddiemcnugget1076]

Lol 100%. Who the fuck is going to therapy then 😂. Women, as he said are more in tune with their emotions (which I can agree with) so we know when we need to go to therapy

[@caidalee1994]

This dude: “Goofy men are not attractive” Every woman who is ever asked what is attractive to her: “I like a guy who can make me laugh/has a sense of humor/is funny”

[@cosmodusty]

LITERALLY EVERY OTHER WOMAN I'VE EVER INTERACTED WITH AGREES, WHAT WAS HE SMOKING

[@caidalee1994]

@@cosmodusty he was smoking “I’m not funny, but I have money and looks, and refuse to believe that a guy who has neither but does have banter could pull better than me. I also want to make sure they also don’t believe it.”

[@vibez.no.cartel]

@@caidalee1994 pete davidson laughing at this comment right now.

[@riyamu6447]

The whole "rather die than be disrespected" thing was lowkey triggering for me cause my dad lives by this and he is very quick to become abusive when he feels he's not being respected This man should not be allowed to have kids (let alone a gf/wife) if he thinks this way

[@thomaskole9881]

The ''die before being disrespected'' thing reeks of 'I cannot handle any sort of criticism so my immediate reaction is to over-aggressively act like it's an insult against my person'.

[@epicaunleashed8764]

Oh shut up

[@niyateerout9380]

@@epicaunleashed8764 ^ demonstrates a good example of that.

[@epicaunleashed8764]

@@niyateerout9380 so not wanting to be disrespected=mysoginist=your logic.

[@whiteface513abandonedchann8]

@@epicaunleashed8764 you don't seem to get the difference between standing up for yourself, and being insecure to the point of abusing people

[@weeblife8657]

So basically he is telling men how to get a flesh light, not a girlfriend. Because the flesh light will do anything you want, unlike a woman who is a human being just like a man.

[@finthechat5257]

OMG nyo! Prussia!!!!!!!!

[@fullmetaltheorist]

@@finthechat5257 German empire?

[@amayakhler1551]

@@fullmetaltheorist hetalia 😔

[@lestranged]

It kinda does only one thing tho. He needs a fleshlight and Uber Eats and a maid service (or his mom since he likely still lives in her basement)

[@BoomBoomSoup]

@@lestranged DAMN

[@xTANNA3]

“Real men DIE on their principles” People who were homeschooled: guess I’ll live

[@Mement0MoRi-]

Top ten ways to become immortal.

[@xTANNA3]

@@Mement0MoRi- No. 9 Say “no” because consent is important

[@AirLight1646]

Top ten most underrated comments

[@justjamminjazzy]

When you don’t know what to do, just ask: what would Freud do?

[@LunarEleven]

*Principals ? Or did I just not get this joke... I wouldn't be surprised, this video left me in a state of existential confusion

[@claireelizabeth9431]

I love how he complains about women telling men how men should be, but then proceeds to tell women how women should be

[@andtheywereroommates]

What I got from this: “as a misogynist, I think women don’t respect men because they aren’t attracted to Misogynists.”

[@sachimourya1431]

😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you. This is the best way to put it.

[@nevergivingup3434]

Be a nice guy but don't be a "nice guy"

[@Seeks_stuff]

And today we learned that you've gotta treat your car like you treat a woman. Treat your... women... like.... treat cars.... the.... You get the idea.

[@abearmagan6008]

I do not get the idea

[@Gloomdrake]

@@abearmagan6008 then you get the idea

[@aidanhennessey5586]

“Elaborate” “No. I sense I have made a mistake of some kind.”

[@kitcatandsqueak]

Ah yes, change her tires, take her to gas stations, get her oil changed

[@grasshopper9218]

@@aidanhennessey5586 eyy Kevin!

[@vekaroni135]

The whole "I'd rather die than be disrespected" is how you end up in prison for life 🙅

[@theywalkinguptoyouand4060]

It's all just an act. These "alpha males" would never do anything that interesting.

[@cosamallender3276]

I mean *I HOPE*

[@calamitysangfroid2407]

listing 3 people as examples of men who have died for their principles with the 3rd one being osama bin laden feels like a stand up comedy routine that pokes fun at how we idolise historical figures

[@THEmermaidghost]

“Goofy men aren’t funny” Zay, you wish you were half the man Goofy is and half as good as the Goofy movies

[@loveconnoisseuroflife]

THIS COMMENT HAHAHA

[@psychoPilgrim36]

Also goofy had a wife so explain that zay

[@crazierthanusince96]

@@psychoPilgrim36 😂

[@davidnissim589]

Gawrsh! Hyuck hyuck hyuck!

[@Kaunoe]

Omg this 💀💀💀

[@OnlyALittleEmo]

I love how almost every "alpha male" making "content" addresses the fact that women are weary of being treated like trash by men but then teach you to treat women like trash.

[@RyanTosh]

No but you don't understand, you treat someone like trash by being honest with them, respecting their opinions, and treating them like actual people.

[@secretjosh5619]

@@RyanTosh hehe. Almost fell for it. Almost. I couldn't recognize this as sarcasm at first

[@jogold867]

I mean if they gave helpful advice, people wouldn't watch their content anymore, i.e. less money made

[@secretjosh5619]

@@jogold867 Very true. Just give people bad advice, then when they complain about the 'advice' not working, just say its their fault they couldn't follow the advice properly. Manipulation and gaslighting really is rampant in this business.

[@LadyPapaMayodora]

Real talk

[@katie8881]

This man applied MLK's famous words about dying for your principles to tactics of gaming women and then put him in the same company as Bin Laden. Maybe this guy just had a really weird history teacher.

[@vsmmax9797]

Nah sis , he is just dumb . Everything out his mouth sounds ridiculous and I’m having difficulty believing anyone takes him seriously, let alone if his actually been with a real life woman .

[@stevefilms1997]

@@vsmmax9797 where do you think he got his beliefs from twas obviously his REALLY weird history teacher

[@Lynxee3004]

😂

[@amayurubashaka3608]

@@stevefilms1997 Nah he got it from his alpha male father and brother that raised him to be a true sexist alpha male.

[@beentherelovedit9150]

"American women are hard to deal with"... Yo I swear a lot of men all across the world say this about women from their countries. I'm Indian, and some Indian dudes keep complaining about how "Indian women are hard to deal with and arrogant"... maybe it's time they realize the problem is with them.

[@sofia-cm8jx]

Yoo I was thinking the exact same thing. And also how they fantasize American women because they are will just say yes to s€x💀💀 justt gross.

[@funkyjozzy8096]

“When a woman is born, she was already born a princess.” Me, a woman who was born into a poor and abusive household: Ayo I’m on some queen shit 👑

[@ColorlessMayhem]

I feel this spiritually

[@click.beetle]

I'd rather have a beta male

[@keziasharlyn8389]

laughs in female infanticide (aka men killing female babies bc they’re ‘bad’)

[@_o6629]

@@keziasharlyn8389 omg yes In my country female foeticide exists

[@mimsycookiiess]

I love ur pfp! (I love that movie)

[@KempQ]

Thank god I've been programmed to be a simp, this entire time I thought it was my fault

[@maddiemcnugget1076]

It’s not your fault. It’s your faulty programming 😂

[@backflipsaresweet]

Get a lv 3 fire cape and you'll get all the ladies you could want

[@gigglestheclown3165]

Simps are trash tbh

[@wonderlandkagehina8931]

lol this comment made me smile :)

[@EternityNight]

@@maddiemcnugget1076 Must be a bug, gotta report that to the developers.

[@SaruCharmed]

"Goofy men are not attractive" Speak for yourself, bro. That's my favorite type of man.

[@AnaLu07]

Literally Thor is goofy as hell, Harry Styles, Johnny Depp, the coolest people to be around..

[@thewhitepicketfence9136]

I'm bi and I absolutely LOVE goofy guys, they're amazing

[@kate1kate]

Agree

[@an0nym0us_slash35]

Seriously tho I'm a guy and I'm pan, all i care about is if you're a healthy individual that has a great personality and can goof around, idc if you look like Harry Styles or Jason Voorhees just be nice

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

Fine line between goofy an obnoxious. Luckily im not self aware enought to know the diffey

[@ari_anon]

as a woman myself i legit cannot believe the “manipulation tactic” of pretending you’re with someone by taking pics of wine glasses 😭💀

[@314rft]

Remember, women don't *actually* like wine, they only like manipulating men and tearing them down. And then they also don't actually like men they tore down, they lose all interest in said men due to specifically only liking stone cold men who show no emotions. And despite on a biological level due to "feminine nature" desiring said stone cold men, they still also desire to control said men and break them down, only to despite knowing they'll thus lose all interest in him. And the reason no women out of the literally billions that have existed have ever questioned this hard wired self destructive logic ever? Well I don't know. Guess I have to buy his sacred book then, since he clearly knows everything ever.

[@YukonYuki]

Lol 😂

[@danicleckley5404]

I really want to know if that is a real thing women do, or if it was one girl. Because if one female does it, then we all do it.

[@314rft]

@@danicleckley5404 Well someone out there definitely does it. However that doesn't point to any trend, since with how many people exist in the US alone, there's bound to be someone that fits every potential idea.

[@Bee-rt5qf]

Some damn main character syndrome if I ever saw it 🤣🤡

[@shelby8101]

Gosh being a man seems really tough. I’m sure glad I’m not one. I mean women can read minds, we can feel others emotions, and also we can fly but we don’t like to talk about it cuz it makes men a little jealous.

[@GummyDinosaursify]

Just wait until they learn about our collection of holographic man cards. Mine are first edition

[@emilyporopat642]

We can also shapeshift but the men will tell the church if they find out.

[@damilamidoo]

@@emilyporopat642 which is why we must disguise our powers by pretending to be pterodactyls. men love pterodactyls

[@toyourliking]

it's how i knew i was trans, i could never get off the ground 😔

[@junkoenoshima2756]

Exactly and we can walk on water but we don't do it infront if men because they'll assume we are witches

[@ellan1664]

“Women are born princesses” Yes I just automatically get millions of dollars every second I breathe, I was born with three university degrees and became president of the world at the age at 2. Wow men just have it so hard, they have to work for things, unlike me

[@fligy2435]

As a male, I can confirm this is true. All my life I've been oppressed by females, it's just awful. They have it so easy, I just can't stand it.

[@annabella4538]

As a male, I can agree with your comment. I struggle each and every day, nervous about who might kick my no-no zone at any given moment! It's so scary to me and I dont feel safe in this world. Women have it easy! They CLEARLY exaggerate about periods and cramps. Like it's not a big deal at all, just... dont do it! You have a choice, and it's only for one day every year, so I'm pretty sure women should just suck it up. Even though I'm a male and I have no idea about how the female body works, you should still listen to me and shut your pretty little princessy mouth because I'm an alpha male 😎🍻💪

[@secretjosh5619]

@@annabella4538 Oof. I was just about to write an angry reply before realizing the sarcasm. I need to improve my discernment skills haha

[@annabella4538]

@@secretjosh5619 LOL

[@flamingfrenchfry2877]

To be fair you could sell feet pics online and get millions pretty quickly

[@Jkjoannaki]

"I have a comically large degree in computer science, I can get women" Laughed too hard at this part

[@KEESWAY]

Lol Me too!! 🤣🤣

[@lonelymobster6103]

r/iamverysmart

[@angrychallenge]

@@lonelymobster6103 Idk man he just made a joke it's not like he's bragging about it out of nowhere

[@WidarsHall]

That was so dear

[@kukkinklance8919]

Honestly i laughed so hard too, but don't worry, zay- dbe has a comically small...

[@scoopishere7881]

We need to teach boys from a young age not to let toxic masculinity get a hold of them. They can be vulnerable, they can emote, they can be soft and friendly, they don't have to behave or have a personality according to certain people's standards and also that getting a partner isn't the one single ultimate goal to chase in life.

[@ellelee6912]

I feel so bad for any women that have interacted with this dude. There's no way to have a healthy relationship with this mindset.

[@blobodep6251]

Ur just jealous he's an alpha male and ur not an alpha female....

[@ellelee6912]

@@blobodep6251 damn you got me bro

[@anirutha1630]

@@blobodep6251 why tf would someone be jealous of THAT guy??

[@blobodep6251]

@@anirutha1630 *sarcasm left the chat*

[@anirutha1630]

@@blobodep6251 shit, sorry dude im not very good at reading tones, my bad !!

[@Emma-sj6wp]

"Women are Princess, men have to work to be Kings!" Me looking at History: Stay in school kids.😐

[@thestalecrackerunderyourfr7226]

… how tf were peasant/ not royal women “queens” back in the day when they had to do shit like ask permission to even leave their house?

[@_o6629]

Laughs in Rani laxmi bai

[@bababooey7418]

"Men needs empowerment too" *looks at centuries of women rights being taken away from them"

[@freedomsmc971]

@@bababooey7418 I mean, just because of our sturdy bodies, men were made slaves or to fckin sadists to torture them. Men also get drafted and millions have died. You can't say all men were privileged. In the end, what has happened, has happened. Don't keep crying and move on

[@sobosoup]

I still don’t understand how “women were always a protected class” (I’ve heard those exact words somewhere). Do they realize that countries like Saudi Arabia are denying women rights? In some countries women don’t have the right to vote. AND if a woman gets into an abusive marriage she cannot leave. This isn’t *just* history. This still happening.

[@nottabought7410]

I love how he says both "Don't be a simp.' and "Every women is born a princess."

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

THANK YOU FOR POINTING THIS CONTRADICTION OUT OMG

[@nevadag606]

“Men aren’t born princes, they have to make themselves a king... like the lion king”

[@screaminberries9046]

He is literally the definition of toxic masculinity....

[@Yng619]

@@screaminberries9046 and toxic masculinity is just the word thots use to define high value men that they can't fuck

[@Yng619]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 it's literally not contradictory

[@Katellx]

"God gave women this unique ability to be able to be in-tune with the emotional and spiritual world" .....but that all changed when the fire nation attacked.

[@mutelarsorhougbe4606]

🤣🤣

[@bobmcguffin5706]

All women are witches (in a good way)!

[@iwillregretthis5127]

why do i get the sense that when he says “women are born princesses” he means women who are conventionally attractive

[@ender5892]

because he literally does lmao Like i can understand thinking that women are born princess because our pop culture and fairy tales moslty feature this, but to be a princess , you have to be pretty and skinny , feminine and fragile , every fairytale or romantic story always focus on how pretty the woman is, or focusing on maternity and they hability to give kids, Wich y know, it's something not every woman can give or want to. The ugly, old women, single, with big noses, or with deformities are the "witch" ones, jealous of the princess, trying to steal their beauty and all, sabotaging the prince and princess relationship. Same with the prince and the kings, usually the prince is always strong , pretty and fit and tall, the stories always focus on how strong they are. The ugly men , or the ones that are fat of very skinny are usually just the goofy side kicks and comedic relief ones. Or the villains of the story. In the end lots of men and women are always trying to be the princess or prince of the story , trying to fit into gender roles and stereotypes and feeling like they failed if they can't fit into the boxes. Pretty sad tbh lmao

[@justinwarthen]

Because he does

[@spaghetti5914]

@@ender5892 as a middle to low class girl who fits almost all the beauty standards, I can only say one thing where the f is my crown >:(

[@kiera6326]

Yes. And white. And I think it’s incredibly weird and telling that when a black man should think of “women,” (and clearly desirable women), that those women would be white.

[@iwillregretthis5127]

@@kiera6326 yes, exactly. this man followed a bunch of white insta models and somehow reached the conclusion that all women live with such privilege and status

[@elipeeli]

I love how he says "Malcolm X and Dr. King died on their principles".... ok but last time I checked they died fighting for their freedom and equal rights... not trying to "get the right" to be rude to women for no reason

[@EarlMcManus2005]

The amount of people who have never heard of The Poor People's Campaign sadden's me. No wonder MLK was assassinated.

[@freddiebee1262]

He also failed to mention that they were killed. They didn’t just up and die willingly like, “hey, I believe in this so much I think I’ll die.” They were killed by other people.....

[@Jelly_Jay_15]

Lol

[@azurevalleys]

And then putting Osama Bin Laden in the exact same category, like they are equivalent in inspiration...like wow, does someone actually think that?

[@otakusan5514]

Lol obviously this tiktoker does 😁

[@MicrowaveSociety]

it's true, we do in fact live in a microwave.

[@thespicecorner]

I knew it.

[@RavenLikesCheese]

It even fits your username 🤣

[@lokid.r-k-9608]

- The Joker (probably)

[@ninjacactus3553]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@scratchy.cassettes]

I never had a doubt............

[@skateboardingwaters7251]

It’s so strange how they are convinced every girl is trying to manipulate men? Like not all of our actions revolve around you? Also sharing your emotions is the only way to have a healthy stable relationship, if you never share your feelings you will never be in a happy fulfilling relationship. How can you feel fulfilled when you can’t confide in your partner? There is no logic in this

[@ChyocoLaytte]

Such a based reply

[@marinarasauce7203]

whenever a guy addresses women as "females" I know to run far, far away... Edit: It was meant to be a joke from my own point of a view as a girl.

[@janelle9998]

That's tiktok for you

[@josofina]

yep

[@LunarEleven]

My boyfriend has a huge problem with guys calling women "females", it's one thing I really appreciate about him.

[@pluto3194]

Goes for anyone. If you're calling women "females" and men "males", I want nothing to do with you

[@RoseIsAsleep]

I don't mind it

[@lorddelibird]

I love the concept of “You are poor because you’re afraid to take risks” like bitch a lot of people are poor BECAUSE they took risks. THAT IS WHY ITS CALLED A RISK

[@schnozz4301]

I mean, poverty is a lot more complex and systematic than everyone starting on equal ground and just making risky decisions that didn't pan out

[@EternityNight]

I would say there's a difference though.. there's good risk and bad risk. Taking risks like gambling, in my opinion is a bad risk because it's addicting and there's likely a low reward for high risk. A type of good risk is like trying to achieve the highest grade given for a project because there's the possibility of a high reward with low risk. If you don't reach the grade you want you'll still get a decent grade if you worked hard on it.

[@corvidaeae]

@@EternityNight How is it a good risk if there's no risk? Working hard on a school project isn't a good type of risk, it's just cutting the risk altogether.

[@G.A.C_Preserve]

@@corvidaeae a good risk is a risk that's smaller than its rewards

[@corvidaeae]

@@G.A.C_Preserve No shit, but the example given involved zero risk at all.

[@TeamAPS]

Wait so am I or am I not supposed to be an Alpha Male? Will or won't women like me? This is too much...

[@sydneys19]

yucky no no

[@watema3381]

ey you Check Mark

[@jonbadguy5919]

No, you're supposed to be a sigma. Alphas are very weak compared to very cool Lone Wolf Sigma Males, that definitely choose to be alone and aren't just disliked by others.

[@bobmomgodbob]

No your an alpha the magnet warrior

[@Goomba456]

They will quantum like you.

[@Ovasiig]

“Women are very emotional” Me, a guy, who shut down for most of my life and is emotionally stunted cause of it: ah. So that’s why I sometimes just break down and cry over something from three months beforehand

[@BALTHAZAAR58]

"I, a very logical man, never told females with my manly, rational words that I do not like cuddling. Females use their mystical emotion powers to intuit femininely that I do not like cuddling. My aggressive demeanor and the fact that I refuse all attempts to cuddle are not what clued them in. It was all moon-times chthonic magycks (which is how females spell "magic" probably, because correct spelling is related to logic, which females don't have)."

[@pyraffin]

Underrated comment

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

I mean, just hearing the guy speak for 2 minutes is enough evidence to conclude that he doesn't like cuddling. Of course he doesn't like cuddling. This guy would be afraid to pet his dog because it might be a sign of "weakness". Like, people don't need mystical mind reading powers to know that you're an insecure asshole, my guy.

[@LonelyAssassin96]

Cuddling would shatter his fragile masculinity.

[@KiruOnConsole]

Correct

[@synkloites]

@@LonelyAssassin96 shatter? Like glass? women are glass? He is a woman?

[@iluvorchids9o]

"Im giving answers to the test, how are u still failing!?" I will now give 3 reasons why "they are still failing" 1. The woman is a lesbian 2. The woman isn't interested 3. Zay D.E advice sucks

[@Ricin.]

4. All of the above

[@bonemacflurry1209]

5. Dont take advice from a douche canoe

[@iluvorchids9o]

@@bonemacflurry1209 yes, that is also very important. Thank u for adding this./Gen

[@brixbrix722]

yep

[@trentenidk8431]

I think “zay” is from the year 0.0000000000000000000000002 b.c.e. 2 bc he isn’t the first person alive

[@emilykrey5319]

“Don’t take a woman seriously” yeah that’s 101 on how to lose a girl instantly. Works every time

[@michaelhow8403]

What he meant is not in the beginning. Which is pretty good you shouldn’t get attached to early

[@anshukandulna1844]

Ah the classic strat. Helps greatly in shredding several minutes in the relationship breakup any% speedrun.

[@puflem]

And get beat up on the streets!

[@walkingbushie3568]

As a woman I've met some men who wouldn't take me seriously and it's one of the most irritating things that I've experienced. It's the quickest way to get me to walk away from a conversation.

[@nctsgrass]

@@michaelhow8403 I think its worded very badly then. There's a difference between "don't get too emotionally invested in the beginning" which is an important advice anyone should keep in mind regardless of gender and even in friendships vs saying do not take them seriously which sounds quite negative, like "look down on them/don't give a shit about them in the beginning"

[@imakefriendshipbracelets940]

I am a woman and can confirm that this alpha (🤢) has us all figured out. Not sure which of us slipped the secret about being ancient glass goddesses… Also you’re really handsome and your content is gold. ✌🏼

[@cosmodusty]

no, silly, this isn't the gold channel ~the premium channel that IS free... it is, uh... it is free. but if you're watching this, you're premium.~

[@aud7593]

...it was me who slipped the secret... sorry! but I transitioned to male and it just kinda fell out of me 😔😔😔

[@bigoreoenergy3123]

"WoMEn ArE PrOgrAmmEd." Welcome back to the next episode of "Women, What Are We Besides People?"

[@petriinprogress7911]

Eh, to be fair he said simps are programmed too so the levels of sexist and stupid balance out, lets give him credit

[@alfiona7951]

Women are either apps or Pokemons. I'm not sure which one, still trying to decipher that.

[@GummyDinosaursify]

@@alfiona7951 I'd rather be a Pokemon, at least i'd get to use magical powers and evolve into something cooler

[@lpsquestie3495]

(If you're a Kurtis conner fan) First up we are ...HORSES!!!! Round of a plause for the mares in a stable!!!! 🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎

[@sams_not_here]

@@GummyDinosaursify idk why but you give magikarp/squirtle vibes tbh

[@ShiGuyRadon]

“When a woman says yes to you her feminine nature will make her attracted to you” WHAT

[@peggedyourdad9560]

Isn’t that kinda the whole point of being a heterosexual man?

[@urnyf6888]

¯\(ᴼل͜o)/¯

[@lcpdb7453]

- Will you want fries with that ? - Yes *Feminine side takes over and girl suddenly asks to marry random mcdonalds employee*

[@_KUSH1_]

A moment of silence for all the femme lesbians 😔

[@p0p525]

Lesbians must be rolling rn

[@MandJTV]

Zay's content was sometimes funny and absurd, but overall it was tough to laugh bc I was thinking about how many men are internalizing his incredibly harmful and sexist rhetoric

[@--PAINCallNow]

I can't imagine how many people out there are like Zay, it's scary to think about.

[@scamperpamper6372]

didint expect to see you here

[@SunGodAurem]

I didn't expect to see u in a Jarvis comment section. Love you man.

[@emmyemma5313]

Can’t wait for content on the new Pokémon games!

[@droomzy]

it's funny in a tragic way bc his idea of giving guys "game" is some of the most fruitless advice you could possibly want. also his rhetoric was harmful to the male viewers themselves bc he said they're depressed bc they're betas, they don't have women's respect if they aren't alphas, & they're not allowed to express any emotion. his idea of an alpha honestly just sounds like a male mannequin that dispenses sexist sentences every few minutes

[@mammoneymelon]

them: "ooh too many labels and pronouns haha *generic transphobic joke*" also them: "alpha male, beta male, sigma male, etc etc"

[@G.A.C_Preserve]

Just wait for the Omega male

[@intelchip_x86]

@@G.A.C_Preserve what about the zeta male?

[@no-go7422]

​@@G.A.C_Preserve that just gay bottom, i think🤔

[@streetpunkstreams4730]

"Women have this crazy otherworldly ability to feel things"

[@_KUSH1_]

✨nervous system✨

[@hat7475]

@@_KUSH1_ HAAHJAJSNHDSJKFTGD

[@TrixieTheShark]

Wow its like we're human beings or something 😯😯😒

[@yuhhuh9806]

@@hat7475 u gud?

[@hat7475]

@@yuhhuh9806 Nah I'm dead 😭

[@sham_sam9902]

Everytime a man calls himself an “Alpha” a new Omegaverse fanfic is added to Wattpad

[@nariaein]

god no 😭

[@user-ii8dz4vu7n]

So this is why I've been so busy writing...

[@sanrio4life395]

oh god 🤣

[@savannahharris2476]

💀 pls

[@montymints]

@@nariaein every time you complain we add two more

[@thekambIer]

When women say “I hate men” or “I’m scared of men” THESE are the men we are talking about.

[@poilapse]

dw we hate them too 🥰

[@tinuvielx]

@@llopl28 i agree

[@brittneybrisbin744]

Exactly

[@Mement0MoRi-]

Fr guys who think they know how we “work” are the worst.

[@TheRock3tDoctor]

Then be specific.

[@coricognitions]

Overheard a girl today in my school library GUSHING over the man she was talking to because he was showing real emotion, affirming his affection for her, and putting effort in to get to know her personally. All her friends were like "omg where do I find one like that". Wild that some men are so out of touch

[@Jazzy-uz2hh]

I like this title. “Alpha male, teaches me, JARVIS JOHNSON, about women; sure.”

[@OIKJJGNGGS]

The punctuation. It hurts ☠️

[@Goomba456]

Video came out 2 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago

[@OIKJJGNGGS]

@@Goomba456 Whoa what the fuck

[@Goomba456]

@@OIKJJGNGGS time travelers!

[@luciawdfg]

i’m gonna be honest i feel like we just went past the claim that the ideal men are mlk, malcolm x, and osama bin laden

[@fruitygarlic3601]

Is it hotep power hour? I feel like Osama should *NOT* be there.

[@phia486]

osama bin laden and alpha males r the two last things i needed to hear in the same sentence

[@toomanyopinions8353]

Amongst everything I think that was actually a decent point? Like maybe I misinterpreted it but the vibe I got was that those were examples of men who died standing for their principles. Which yes, they were. Principles aren’t necessarily good 🤷🏻

[@stardoogalaxie9314]

@@fruitygarlic3601 hotep power hour 😭😭🤣😂 brilliant

[@Somebodyelse141]

@@toomanyopinions8353 wtf

[@maddierigo9484]

As a female, if you don’t like cuddling it’s probably a deal breaker

[@redlineriot1955]

Agreed

[@juniebunnz]

I second this

[@Jelly_Jay_15]

Lol

[@cmm3699]

I’ll happily cuddle someone’s dog, cat, snake, etc before I feel comfortable cuddling the person I’m sleeping with/dating.

[@spate7207]

You see it really depends on the person as well. I despise cuddling, kisses, and holding hands, but my boyfriend loves all of the above

[@ithinkiknowme6450]

“Women break like glass and never recover” we have the ability to push out an entire human being and then go back to our jobs like nothing happened, I bet this guy won’t be able to take period pain stimulator for even a minute , these type of guys are the reason why women hate and are frustrated in men , If you can’t treat me like a person you better rot in hell

[@brennam954]

Yeah, it's completely false. Women have been shown to live longer after their partner/spouse dies even when they have fewer financial resources. Part of that is because they have stronger social/emotional support systems, and part of that is because they are used to taking care of themselves with basic day-to-day things like cooking, laundry, cleaning, errands - stuff that women still primarily do. I think is changing now, but it's been shown that when older men get widowed they don't live as long. Despite being oppressed in many ways, women still live longer.

[@vickeblanka3676]

How to say you're an incel without saying that you are an incel.

[@Chirp-chirp]

What's an incel

[@xanderm6090]

@@Chirp-chirp Someone who believes they deserve sex.

[@hat7475]

@D&B D&B do you have any examples on commentary about incels (basically anyone who isn't an incel but comments on them)

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

Incel means involuntarily celibate. Its basically dudes who arent getting laid

[@lipglosslover83]

Lol 😂

[@baligong3592]

He's the type of guy who would say "When a Girl says "No" they mean "yes" and if they say "yes" it still means "yes"

[@314rft]

@Sam Glueck Actually he might say "when a girl says 'yes', it means 'no'", because apparently giving a woman anything she wants is "beta cuck simp mangina."

[@withmymindandmyimagination844]

Sometimes I wonder why male writers have such a hard time writing female characters and then I remember that there are actual people out there who dont see women as people, therefore they have a hard time writing a female character as if they aren't the same as a male. The alpha male tiktok is such a weird phenomenon that I love to get a laugh out of. You can see why the guy never mentions their girl Edit 1: finally something to help me understand myself hasn't worked out to well the past years 😭 Edit 2: A lot of people misunderstood and think I believe this is the case for all male writers. Obviously not. Dont forget theres this thing called a joke 😅. Edit 3: Also I see a lot of inspiring writers having trouble and asking for help, hopefully this helps: You can go about this having this character having either sex or whatever you would like them to identify as. Such a thing can always change later unless their gender is directly tied to their character or the story in some way. What should come first is who your character is. What is their role in the story? What is their personality? How they react in a situation? How do they interact with others? If for example your writing a story where your character wants to be a hero do you know the answer to these questions? Why are they becoming a hero? What event in their life made them decide to become a hero? What is their personality? If your character would meet another character how would that interaction go? If theres a situation where a bad guy pops up and there are people in danger how is this character going to react and what do they do? What would their dialogue be? When you think of character from other series you know you know the answers to my questions as the author has done a good job of showing who this character is. Think about this character throughout the series and think what moments got me to know this character? Reflect. Hopefully this helps, I dont want to go on for to long for sake of this comments length! Try doing research on writing a character, remember sex should be a after thought! You can always change what this character identifies as after you've got to know your character! Also I suggest reading the replies, I think there are some helpful people down there.

[@pumpkin7079]

And usually it's really obvious when the female character is written by a male lmao. I just find it strange cause as I girl I've never had a hard time writing dudes, but yeah it's probably from them not seeing women as people

[@janelle9998]

Lol As a female I find it fun to write male characters, I like to work on their personalities and things. And me being raised in a mostly male household, it's not really hard at all

[@janelle9998]

@@pumpkin7079 yeah, like the way Bulma in dbz complains about every little thing She's just stereotyped and it's sad

[@ochahap]

@@pumpkin7079 yeah you can usually tell when their breast shape/size is their first descriptor lmao

[@serenity5702]

I think these guys ARE the incels XD

[@Sod1ePop]

Zay: "The Microwave age" Me: **pauses video** The Microwave age? **un-pauses video** Jarvis: The Microwave age? The ominous shadow in the corner of my room: The Microwave age? My robot plunger sidekick: The Microwave age? The main antagonist: The Microwave age?

[@_aWiseMan]

The microwave society "yes the microwave age"

[@tiptoes9847]

Hahaha!! Thanks for the laugh! (Both of you.)

[@sachimourya2376]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@foreverconfusedandkindacute]

😂😂😂 same vibe as "do u know the muffin man?"

[@dezh6345]

Zay as he said it probably: The Microwave Age?

[@isabel.805]

That guy is giving off big ‘I don’t like cuddling’ energy, he didn’t even have to specify that

[@SheepUndefined]

More'n just that, outright "no I don't cuddle because it would make me feel vulnerable for a second, and I can't have that shit" vibes. He's being more specific than he realizes. :P

[@katharine1287]

At this point it feels like he doesnt even like women in general 😭😭

[@Mentadeath]

When he said he didn't like cuddling I just thought "ppffff, this guy is fucking gaaaaayyyy, cuddling is the best thing ever when done with a girl you love"

[@dimylameri]

You only felt that energy because women have this power where they feel energy. This is science!

[@residententiy]

@@SheepUndefined I hate I knew exactly what it meant when I read More’n

[@TheDanaYiShow]

"guys I just checked instagram and I think I'm being manipulated by 100 people" jarvis's humor never ceases to make me laugh out loud

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

"never tolerate disrespect from anyone... this is something a female can't teach you" funny, my mom is exactly the one who taught me that. guess i was hallucinating or something... edit: damn! I did NOT expect this amount of likes!

[@Petard01]

Your mother was clearly a man and your father.

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

@@Petard01 what about my father? I'm not sure whether that's supposed to be an insult or a joke.

[@Petard01]

@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 yes it was a joke, sorry if that wasn't apparent.

[@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447]

@@Petard01 ah ok.

[@tunafish5462]

Yeah exactly. My mum literally told me in kindergarten to hit a girl that was bullying me lol and she would always tell me not to let anyone speak to me in a disrespectful way. My dad never taught me any of this.

[@danicleckley5404]

"A woman should beat you up." Don't tempt me. I have brass knuckles.

[@crow457]

What colour? Sharp or blunt?

[@gamergirl1035-m1h]

“Top manipulation strategy:”*posts a picture of a cup*

[@hmmmummm2514]

Why are you manipulating me????!!!!?!?!!!????🤬🤬🤬💢😤😤😤😡😡😠😠🗯🗯🗯

[@MangoPop]

Mmm that freaking cup is so hot..

[@vanadium8865]

How dare you mess with my emotions!

[@loveitftw]

😂😂 top lvl manipulation right there

[@Zelda00Gamer]

Not just a cup! An empty cup!!

[@Electroshockist]

"Rather die than be disrespected" *calls you an incel* it's dying time, bois!

[@sachimourya1431]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anweshadash4327]

😂😂😂😂

[@joselocalau123]

i love how he talks about women as if we’re another species to be studied carefully and yet he doesn’t understand how most of us actually work??? lmao

[@zuscare3983]

Centuries ago mankind studied to prove the existence of the mystical creatures called "women" but yet no scientific evidence were found.

[@d3anims97]

Further study still required 😂

[@umbrellacorporation9168]

Why would an Alpha chad Spartan who lived long ago care about this gender pedpill BS?

[@xtinkerbellax3]

A lot of men do not view women as adult humans. They seem to think we are more akin to children or even dogs.

[@kymbredwyeryoga]

"Most women aren't even in therapy!" Women everywhere, including myself: "I'm in therapy. More men need therapy" I swear.... Lol.

[@abelinasabrina]

Can I download women on mac or do they only run on pc

[@Krahhf]

It's available on all platforms including consoles. Link is in the description of this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2aUcpmvgtahpqs

[@dannydamnmendez]

Actually they run smoother on Linux

[@theorangedinosaur4098]

This is a golden comment

[@XtranCheiver]

@@Krahhf Your comment makes me want to eat spring rolls

[@headgames4945]

@@Krahhf I know what I was getting into but that comment was too good to resist

[@instantlybroken]

So let me get this straight someone who would rather die than be disrespected, doesn't care what other people think? It seems this man's hypocrisy knows no bounds.

[@funny5704]

i dunno but it always gets me when these alpha male advice guys Do say some true things like "don't blow up your ex's phone cause she posted an innocuous photo" or "don't constantly complain about being a 'nice guy' to get pity" but then make it into some 5d chess strategy instead of just like..... being a normal dude

[@electricpurple4112]

“5d chess strategy lmaoooo. It’s so they can sell the despairing guys an “advanced strategy eBook” lollll

[@berkeleyisonline160]

that's the core of the problem with these dudes. they view dating as a some kind of game to win or enemy to conquer rather than like... a connection between two human beings

[@sigh824]

Isn’t that how cults work? Saying like 3 or 4 reasonable things to ease you in before they hit you with the crazy

[@mynameishappy3591]

@@sigh824 you’re correct. in my literacy class we learned about brainwashing, propaganda, and manipulation techniques. manipulators will say a few things that will get you to trust them so when they hit you with some crazy statements you’ll quickly believe them and be on their side. it’s very easy to do this to kids and i bet a lot of 12 y/o kids are watching that zay guy

[@blavastly]

"Goofy men are not attraktiv" Me, who broke up with the last boyfriend because we couldn't goof around or laugh together: "Yes, but actually no."

[@nixpa]

“Women are born princesses” “Men are not born princes or kings, they have to make themselves kings” that some major simp logic right there frfr

[@hamad4121]

how? i don't agree with a lot of what this weirdo says but it is true that woman have people simping over them the moment they become late teens and adults whilst men have to actually work hard and get somewhere to be seen on the same level (unless hes super attractive) i don't see any simping here dawg.

[@hyukleberry5567]

@@hamad4121 bruh what?? are you high?

[@hamad4121]

@@hyukleberry5567 don't believe me? ask a dude how many times he has been complimented in the past month and then ask a woman the same question.

[@EarthboundX]

@@hamad4121 That seems more like men possibly have less boundaries than women, as we were taught for the longest time we're supposed to go after women, and women were taught the opposite. Correlation doesn't equal causation after all.

[@thedumbartist]

@@hamad4121 definitely not true, that’s some super fucked up thinking you’ve got there

[@eoinrhys7209]

Damn, Zay's got trauma. This man has been made to feel like he doesn't matter at all. Sad to see his projection of himself onto his viewers. Hope he gets help soon.

[@nootnewt3]

The sigma male movement is literally just the guy version of “I’m not like other girls.”

[@unofficiallyJ4AN]

I agree with you Eoin but ik you can’t read people you just don’t seem like that person so stfu but other then that I agree

[@Kometheus]

@@nootnewt3 It's so cringey.

[@jmeszi4159]

Honestly he has a few good points with dating women, but he went off on a crazy opinionated tangent with the other vids that made no sense

[@MangoPop]

I wish he would see he needs help too.. he seriously needs therapy.

[@heddelinpralin1481]

I’m genuinely baffled by men like this who are 100% absolutely positive they’ve got ‘females’ all figured out. Like I’m actually curious how they’re managing to live in bubbles.

[@avinigotwm6128]

Just try to do what they do with the women around you. You will soon know where does their confidence comes from.

[@chatterjee8454]

@@avinigotwm6128 stop giving shit

[@oats8854]

@@avinigotwm6128 oh ok, so their confidence comes from anecdotal evidence. thanks for explaing that.

[@cplusplus5144]

@@avinigotwm6128 of fucking course you have a statue as a pfp lmao

[@purpleseer5323]

@@avinigotwm6128 yes their confidence comes from never going out!

[@d4nd3l1on3]

" when a woman is born she is treated like a princess " Me : laughs in child abuse

[@KarenTski]

When a bay girl is she is already guilty for being a female. In many countries And many disappointment fathers when he finds out the baby is a girl

[@Tinkerelly]

I’ve been hit on by these kinds of guys before and it’s a very interesting experience seeing them when they’ve been rejected. I assure you, sir, I did not reject you because you were «too much of a simp» or «too open about your emotions»...

[@athenasuperheldin1017]

My ex had a similar mentality....I didn't think he was being serious at first but boy was I wrong.

[@an0nym0us_slash35]

Same and I'm a guy, they don't believe it because i look like a girl...They keep telling me how I'm a girl and they're entitled to my love, they keep telling me they're straight...Idk how

[@emmad4308]

@@an0nym0us_slash35 I'm so sorry my guy oml

[@an0nym0us_slash35]

@@emmad4308 eh its ok, also i have told them MANY times that i don't want nudes and when i block them, they always report me for blocking them without a reason ffs

[@emmad4308]

@@an0nym0us_slash35 Unfortunately that sounds about right for those guys, good luck for dealing with them in the future because I know what it's like (sadly)

[@peasant_child9630]

As a man named Zayden, frequently referred to as “Zay”, I do not accept this man into the Zay council Edit: OMG I got a huge response to this comment I wasn’t notified about, thank you all so much, I love y’all lmao

[@perhaps1094]

My name is daniel but i wish to join the council of Zay 🙏🏾

[@maryammuhib]

@@perhaps1094 you have to change your name to Zaniel

[@sophiebailey9675]

Good for you, Zay!!!

[@applepi3866]

my name will not be disclosed but i wanna join the zay council

[@thatonegirl773]

@@applepi3866 you must now change your name to Zill not zee ziclosed

[@humanperson6495]

I went to an art gallery, and I was horrified. I saw a painting of a goblet and grapes. I think I'm being manipulated by Jean-Baptiste-Siméon Chardin!

[@phishboots8897]

It's funny that you mention that, because I wrote an essay about the exact artist you're referring to for an art history final.

[@hat7475]

im gonna cry+laugh

[@sachimourya2376]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YukonYuki]

I’m shocked

[@Music7Ada]

If you want to know how women work, never ask a man.

[@faouri.]

I like how Jarvis shows himself laughing at his own jokes

[@Arex0402]

Saw this at the beginning of the vid and was waiting for him to do that each time he talked

[@KingOfGaymes]

That’s how you know they’re funny

[@Rain_MG]

These people think women are NPCs and some people still deny sexism exists

[@ender5892]

how to conquer women 100% effective way: find one, press "F" key on your computer, listen to their quests and make them. Tip: if you're having trouble completing the quest, look for tutorials on KZbin. my quest is find me a new PC and a cintiq 😘

[@j.l.atheprodigy]

Wait... Am I gonna become a mass murderer now?

[@JokingAbraham]

I mean you can't play them so they are non playable

[@nodrvgs]

@@ender5892 nice genshin reference

[@mia-xy8oq]

you’re right, i am an npc.

[@rancidprince3133]

I can’t tell if Jarvis is wearing a necklace or if his head has recently been removed and delicately balanced onto his shoulders

[@afiamahmood1313]

I never noticed that until you pointed it out

[@evcotter08]

Can’t unsee this now

[@adrienscrown2079]

Thanks, I hate it

[@feap0d]

Omg 😭😭

[@ashikjaman1940]

Both

[@elorahbillustrator]

No wonder people have a hard time finding good men, they've all died in their principles and to avoid disrespect

[@9dum]

i feel bad for the principles because it must be very emotionally taxing to see all of those dead people :(

[@electrablazer4193]

Become a Lesbian we know how to Respect and Protect. Trust me love we are the better man u will ever know.

[@brennam954]

@@electrablazer4193 Another reason sexuality is clearly not a choice is that straight women continue to be frustrated in their searches for decent men. If i could "switch", if that were a thing, I totally would :\