The 'King Of Instagram' Got Caught Faking Everything (Dan Bilzerian)

The king of instagram / bad boy / playboy Dan Bilzerian allegedly burnt all his company's money on models and yachts and no one is surprised at all.
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[@clownfromclowntown]

This man’s entire ego could be shattered by learning that lesbians exist

[@almond3066]

To be fair, he probably knows deep down women don't like him The fact that he needs to PAY women to spend time with him and take all these photos tells you all you need to know about how much they "like" him

[@ludameri1384]

@@almond3066 100% because with his reputation as a hard misogynist, women wouldn't want to "come over" for free. They know he's an asshole and they know he's rich and needs women for his pics so they just go there for the money. Smart from their (women) point.

[@jimmypopotin4579]

@@Shadow28TV i would never trust me

[@basicradical3581]

@@Shadow28TV you've got to be trolling

[@elimidd6626]

Nah man hes the type who thinks he can turn lesbians straight

[@erinc.1610]

I hate the way he shapes his beard to pretend he has a strong square jaw

[@nftmonkey4506]

Ikr??? I can easily tell he has a soft baby face and there's nothing wrong with that but goddamn be is so fake

[@erinc.1610]

@@nftmonkey4506 lol right?? Everything about him screams "PLEASE, EVERYONE, PLEASE THINK I'M COOL!! PLEASE!!"

[@JustLikeAFlower]

@@nftmonkey4506 exactly women do like baby faces especially when you get older you still look young

[@shenone3285]

@@nftmonkey4506 looks like Keemstar's gnome beard except this guy's somehow even more unlikeable

[@DeeJame]

@@shenone3285 I didn’t think you could go _down_ from Keemstar in any sense yet here we are.

[@juliemarch3344]

just realized that the girl sitting on his lap while he's 'writing his book' sat behind me in homeroom for three years in high school... hope she's doing good?

[@LostStarzOfTheSky]

He probably paid her like 5k to look interested in him so probably

[@advlia686]

She's getting paid to do it so I bet she's alright.

[@kevindoran9389]

She's furniture now

[@murdermeharry8703]

I mean I'd consider getting paid lots of money to sit around and help some sad, pathetic loser feel like women want him as doing pretty great. Like I'd do it if I could.

[@sawyernorthrop4078]

@@kevindoran9389 shit man I'd take a job as furniture for 40 hours a week

[@sarahjones7428]

Laughing because my abusive ex thought this guy was the most amazing man. And we got into a fight cause I laughed at the posts cause it was clearly fake.

[@jillvalentinefan77]

At least you have a brain and saw through his bullshit. It's mind boggling any breathing human would follow this guy willingly. It reminds me of why I pray for a nuclear blast to atomize me or these guys.

[@tercazajo]

lol you go girl 😂😂 hope you are doing good now

[@Dhuxul9]

These days every woman says her ex was abusive

[@sixrats4560]

@@Dhuxul9 congratulations you found out that a lot of men can be and are abusive. On the contrary abuse has no gender so a lot of people are abusive in general lmao

[@Dhuxul9]

@@sixrats4560 I’m sorry but men experience abuse at the same rate as women in relationships more than 40% of domestic violence victims are men also majority of domestic violence victims are children and perpetrators are women! I hope you educate yourself on the subject

[@dimensionalremi]

"i wanna call you png because you are ALL image" is the best f*cking insult i have ever heard

[@spongy7426]

Ur pfp is the best

[@TheIdgas]

I had to pause the video to give myself time to recover.

[@midleno8364]

i wouldn't say png, i'd say he's more of a jpeg

[@TPAU]

that dude is defo a .apng transparrent and animated poorly

[@abbymorrison3097]

And "he has more spin than a f*cking beyblade"

[@stuartward1755]

Paying women to pretend they're interested in you definitely has to be one of the saddest, most insecure things I've ever seen

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

Sugar daddies.

[@ineedabadbleep1557]

@@totallynotafanficreader7850 LMAO

[@skurtbert]

What if you pay them with affection?

[@totallynotafanficreader7850]

@@skurtbert Still sugar daddies.

[@skurtbert]

@@totallynotafanficreader7850 what if you pay them in livestock?

[@whatalsaid]

Dan Bilzerian calls himself the "king of Instagram" but isn't even one of the top 10 most followed accounts.

[@FriendshipIsMagic6214]

Not even the top 100 lol

[@roshnipatel1590]

I think the egg and Kylie Jenner are still the most followed accounts 😂

[@kadijahmcintosh1055]

@@roshnipatel1590 the egg is the most like picture cr7 is the most followed account

[@daniii947]

Instagram is the most followed on Instagram.

[@samrad6508]

@@daniii947 Instagram isn't a person it's a company u silly kpoop fan.

[@slopedude2072]

This guy looks like he intentionally modelled his look after the photoshopped bodybuilder from that GigaChad meme

[@natashahaley8058]

Yes but -looks like he- *obviously did*

[@zvezdoblyat]

Except gigachad's jawline actually has that shape, this guy just has a decent barber lol

[@yyugenGD]

200th like :)

[@mariespeaks2542]

Not a lot of people talked about this, but Dan legitimately photoshops the women in his photos. He even photoshopped Cardi B to make her ass bigger and posted it to his Instagram.

[@emch2vy]

this is the funniest comment to me because it's like. Bro Why Though.

[@lugoorstar]

@@emch2vy because he couldn't pay enough for women whith big booba and giant bazoonkas

[@mymousebroke8258]

@@lugoorstar those are the same things

[@lugoorstar]

@@mymousebroke8258 whait ass isn't bazookas in horny talk? Man I am sad now

[@Tw0Dots]

@@lugoorstar butchering the English language

[@Sm0k3turt]

As a straight 16 year old boy and I hate this guy so my parents did something right.

[@supimpanda2312]

Yes they did

[@kithric4878]

Good good. Glad there's hope lol

[@squashforsale8466]

Bare minimum

[@Edgee_yy]

Your parents are immaculate

[@focusstudios1296]

My thoughts exactly

[@tortellini6087]

It's fun to watch him try to actually hold a conversation when the interviewer isn't acting like a weird fanboy, like he's not prepared for someone asking him real questions and criticizing him.

[@katiehambrick4079]

“Did you kick a woman in the face?” “....Uhm, well...” LMAO! That’s a yes or no question!

[@pegs-ies]

I cannot express how much he looks like he would call every woman he meets a good girl or some dumb shit

[@joedatius]

ugh i felt that

[@dreamingofthemoon]

He would unironically say "are u lost babygirl "

[@pegs-ies]

@@dreamingofthemoon YES EXACTLY

[@weruleyoudrool]

@@dreamingofthemoon NOOOO 💀💀💀

[@SayaKuro12]

He has THE look so yep

[@hkluv333]

I know a girl that hung out with him, she’s a calendar model, she said one of his guy friend asked her to jump off a boat naked, she said no, his friend paid her 10k to do it. She said the experience and them paying for the travel was fun but she never went again lol

[@guardian_artz5414]

wait,whatttt? T_T

[@cam1788]

I dated a girl who later went and hung with him too lol. Embarrassing

[@guardian_artz5414]

@@cam1788 demn T_T dat sucks

[@emilyjew-wor-ski6630]

I woulda took the money and left

[@hkluv333]

Lol that’s what she did, used it to pay for her college debt

[@supervegito8340]

Speaking from experience, people who claim to be badasses “with military training” are frauds or massively over exaggerating. My brother used to claim he was some form of badass but got kicked of of basic training in the army after a week. That’s the type that tries to say they’re badasses.

[@jayedgar1384]

Anyone who is an actual badass with military training doesn't bring it up

[@mothman4672]

Majoring in Business and Criminology and then laundering money in the most obvious way has to be one of the funniest things Dan has ever done

[@Adrienne000]

why does this man's life feel like an arrested development plotline

[@MT-th8ox]

Fact 😂🤣

[@Jobother]

Oh, so the guy with $10k hookers have to hold the elevator for the guy with none? CMON

[@Wisdomatic1]

Straight up lol

[@edjohnpowell]

‘What if GOB grew a beard?’

[@shaurya4242]

The way you went from “no one knows where Paul Blizerian’s $50 mil went” to “anyway Dan won $50 million dollars playing poker” cracked me up

[@sanctificate6285]

It’s just so obvious

[@drakkenmensch]

And then he was 50 millions in the hole with his company Ignite... there's a pattern here.

[@thineevee7345]

Yea

[@bodhisattva2348]

🤣🤣🤣

[@oriaaane]

If he got money illegally and didn't pay it back then why isn't he in prison or something?

[@TheNormExperience]

“I read a book for the first time in 7 years.” Weird flex, but this one I actually believe. So how did you like the ending of ‘The Very Hungry Caterpillar’ Dan?

[@guybrush1701]

😂

[@blehbleheh]

4:27 You know you're bad when a rich neighborhood throws a block party to celebrate you leaving. Rich neighborhoods never throw block parties.

[@ethanc94]

He punched a actress in the face. Just boxed the girl, on a movie or tv shoot and didn’t even apologize to her. She went to the ER.

[@alucard5055]

Why not a man

[@yup5053]

FOR WHAT REASON

[@okskrap9581]

An actress

[@ivanbardonado]

i would destroy him in 1 round

[@rippspeck]

@@ivanbardonado His beard is screaming insecurities. There's a glass chin hidden under there.

[@ZombiesWerePeopleToo]

The reason that ping pong table cost so much is, presumably, because ignite is a front for all the shell companies that his dad hid his money in to invest in so dan can overpay for simple stuff and have that money eventually come back to him as kickbacks. Every time you hear of someone spending absurd amounts of money on relatively simple things it’s usually money laundering.

[@greenfingernaildirt356]

exactly

[@thineevee7345]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqvLlHWJn82ieas

[@thineevee7345]

@@greenfingernaildirt356 your name makes me feel weird

[@ssnowypug]

aye yep !

[@joejoe6152]

THE GENIUS IS HERE IN THIS COMMENT YOU JUST GOTTA SCROLL

[@thefallen9951]

As someone who is part of a special military force, I gotta say I hate those instagram wanna be soldiers who would die while doing our basic fitness test

[@abbydrummond5144]

Thank you for your service :)

[@wrongwayup8217]

Something about how you said that makes me doubt you. Or maybe you are not American.

[@thefallen9951]

@@wrongwayup8217 you are right i´m not american

[@Go_XRP]

WTF is special military force? Is that where BUD dropouts go?

[@supervegito8340]

As long as you’re comfortable saying, out of personal curiosity what country were you SF?

[@angelbabe555]

I truly dont understand how some people believe that professional models/influencers would be around guys like this constantly showing up in posts and posing.... for free. like use your brains theyre literally getting paid to be there BECAUSE ITS THEIR JOBS LMAO

[@emmanuel8538]

This guy is like if Jake Paul and a rapper had an annoying instagram account

[@peacewithoutreligion]

This guy is Jake Paul's final form.

[@unibomber96]

*INFINITE STUPIDITY*

[@IRONYREBURST]

Bruh

[@usernameremoved3512]

lord Smith not all rappers are bad.. :( I like rap songs ;-;

[@RachaelLongLastName]

This is like if Jake Paul grew up

[@getaloadofthisguy2927]

This guy’s personality is pretty much that he’s “too much of a badass”to have a personality

[@westein1282]

Yeah. Like most Jarvis videos, there's a theme he (Jarvis) likes to stick to. That seemed to be the theme this time.

[@doomspire]

Maybe too badass

[@swausgebouwen143]

@@soprecious5864 irony

[@parinaparekh9224]

Westein 12 am

[@FortoFight]

There are a lot of celebrities like that *cough* Dwayne Johnson *cough*

[@audie3600]

Jarvis: “Shout out to my adhd homies - inattentive gang gang!” Me, having ADHD: (storing that bit away in my brain that makes me laugh anytime it gets stuck on repeat in my head even months later) haha nice 😊

[@ravyntaylor6982]

18:25 - for you, lovely 😊 so it’s easier to find when you come back to the video!

[@supervegito8340]

And the rainbow text to hyperfocus on was just *chefs kiss*

[@jimmyflores9235]

ADHD GANG

[@urmom-zh6zs]

adhd gang 💪😎 #focusingisharddudehelp

[@supervegito8340]

@@urmom-zh6zs big fuckin facts

[@drownedmaiden3220]

This man would implode if he ever found out about asexuals

[@voidsans7592]

"Hey, if I give my money to my child, no one will suspect a thing!" - Phil Bilzerian, probably

[@IRONYREBURST]

Bruh

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

Well considering the government didn't come after him I guess he got away with it.

[@actionjackson3522]

@@AleksandrStrizhevskiy *L O R D ' S S C H E M E*

[@cassidyyy9589]

Action Jackson L O R D ‘ S S C H E M E

[@hartts9392]

Thought it was paul

[@frankiefranklin7320]

The part where he tried to get the gun from that cop legit had me sinking in my chair from the cringe/second hand embarassment

[@chayden153]

Same, I cringed so hard I think I broke something

[@msjkramey]

He's lucky he didnt get shot or arrested

[@catbox1677]

The only reason he isnt dead is bc he's white.

[@tori5004]

that seems like something you would do and then start thinking about 10 years later while sitting in bed and trying to sleep

[@FutureChaosTV]

Should have arrested him for obstruction and endangerment.

[@zalamael]

I like that you pointed out that everyone who wants to be like Dan, is more or less a needy insecure child. He has cultivated his reputation on the back of having embezzled money (from his dad), and he spends it indiscriminately in order to cultivate his need to be seen as a real man. I hate to break this to you Dan, but when you have to pay women to like you, they don't really like you. They just like your money. Burn it all, and see how many of them are willing to stick around when all you have to offer is your needy personality.

[@qirmi2030]

Women dont like personality, keep coping. You either have looks and pull them hoes, or compensate it with money and power.

[@sybill123ful]

the only thing i’ve ever heard about this dude is that he allegedly assaulted one of the models he hired, not sexually, like literally assaulted physically. and he just called this girl a flout chaser

[@ippedhairntertainment2328]

Dan is the kind of guy who acts like his company bought car is his.

[@absolutelyridiculous6743]

Spot on!

[@WCHarts]

He probably literally did

[@rowanw1312]

Minty Gum nah, he’s never worked a day in his life

[@mjr_schneider]

That, but times roughly 50 million

[@sneeb271]

USE A HYPHEN.

[@carpet-snark6446]

He looks like a divorced dad on tinder, except he’s missing a fish and a somewhat creepy description.

[@glanty]

and what does Dan Bilzerian look like?

[@chickenorvickys7267]

@@glanty oof

[@Elluzive]

@@glanty LOL

[@robertlopez444]

He be like "I'll pay for the whole meal just come to the restaurant"

[@sebbyq8206]

Only "Somewhat creepy". Completely creepy.

[@gracealyssa28]

I’ve never heard of this man in my life, I feel like men like him just randomly pop into existence

[@maxfitz8577]

I really want all the girls he’s payed to look hot around him to compile their stories together. I wanna know how these women got there

[@Unlikely_Pirate]

I’ve literally never heard of this man.

[@vizthex]

same, but i also don't have an instagram account so maybe that's why?

[@theblurryviewfinder]

I honestly never been into famous people and celebrities in the first place,instead I was into fictional characters. so technically I have an excuse for not hearing about him-

[@Jackiedyk]

Same

[@megkrish7568]

@@theblurryviewfinder same I've always loved stories more than real life. I guess it must be some sort of escapism 😅

[@theblurryviewfinder]

@@megkrish7568 exactly baddie,that must be some kind of lovely flu as well 💅💅

[@aidansilvia2663]

Dan’s real biggest fear is people questioning his masculinity.

[@saumitjin5526]

I don't get his hype... I was in a nofap group (filled with simps and mgtow freaks alike) and someone shared his qna instagram story... Where he namedrops pills and supplements and says "yeah these 4 bottles they're for sex and stamina these 2 are for health purposes..." dude... I don't even think life would be fun or enjoyable with that impending doom of lawsuits and the company backing off any moment

[@sweetinsanity65765]

Uuuuuuuu! 😆

[@shawnmetzger4518]

@@saumitjin5526 yeah nofap may have some simps but a lot are just guys that genuinely want to improve their life and find Fapping as detrimental habit.

[@saumitjin5526]

@@shawnmetzger4518 yeah but these guys weren't serious as I was... I've been following NoFap for 2 years nw highest streak being 62 days but these guys lose in a week... Because of if he shit pages they follow... Like this Dan Bilzerian dude and other female models who post semi nude pics... Which trigger something and they lose... Like I couldn't be in that environment where even tho I gave tips and advices they weren't implementing it... NoFap means to channel ur sexual drive the time you spend on viewing porn and masturbating into something productive... But these guys were mostly chatting nonchalant stuff and putting all energy into nofap than something prodictive... And then feeling that guilt trip after doing so...That's counter productive imo

[@tvbuu]

@@saumitjin5526 lmao mgtow freaks ? Coming from some loser in the comments studying the life of a man who's still enjoying his life lol

[@timothydunaway7568]

I zoomed in on Dan writing his bood and did counted how many spaces there were in the whole thing on screen Because im a nerd and there is 0 spaces He just spammed random things

[@esther53156]

WAIT THESE ARE FELONIES can we talk about how impersonating a cop and throwing someone off a building are felonies o.o

[@geetee2694]

There was a PD offering reserve status and a badge, for money. If you look at some of the other people who took advantage of it, it would have been the most bad as unit in police history. The girl was a willing participant, but Dan isn't as strong as he thinks.

[@geograymon55]

I love how much he talks about sex and tries to make fun of guys who don't get laid everyday as if he's not throwing money at prostitutes.

[@8015908]

When he first started popping up, all my annoying 16 year old clash mates kept praising him

[@madarauchihasperfectsusano5844]

Sounds like r/niceguys tingz

[@joanaortiz1631]

He does seem to be very pathetic, but please try to not use the term “prostitutes” anymore, since it’s derogatory; use “sex workers” instead, a phrase that’s neutral. Don’t demonize people who are hustling and only supplying what people like Dan are demanding; they ain’t hurting nobody.

[@H12457]

@@joanaortiz1631 Prosutitutes = sex workers ...sugar coating a fact doesn't change it...

[@pluto3194]

@@joanaortiz1631 Please tell me this is satire

[@kennedydanner5102]

I don’t want to be a sucker for details, but if he hasn’t read a book in 7 years, who read his ghostwriter’s manuscript?

[@ninjafaceify]

No one. Who would want to?

[@goggles8691]

He just lives faster than us

[@TheDovahkiin93]

a ghostreader...

[@mickheaton4609]

a manuscript isn't a book -Dan Bilzerian... probably.

[@lucassmith1886]

Ghost reader

[@xenosbreed]

It makes me laugh that people get so upset when people want to be identified by a particular pronoun, but then the same types of people look up to this 'alpha' who tells others to identify him as 'King of Instagram'

[@yamicivetta5252]

22:36 what’s even more hilarious about that article are those women don’t regret partying with him because he’s cool or anything; it’s because these women are/were CONTRACTUALLY obligated to party with him or they had a lot to gain from him, monetary and socially. 🤣 How sad can you be to have to pay people to PARTY with you?

[@MagicalGirlFia]

He may be a billionaire But the real question is Is he the Coin Master?

[@phud420]

Probably not. He'd be a trillionaire if he's Coin Master

[@IRONYREBURST]

Bruh

[@sadiemaefae]

I'm the 421st like

[@cawub1367]

XD

[@mauirandall8176]

Hary dent, can we trust him?

[@cm1706]

The delivery of this entire video is just so perfect. The shade dripping from every sentence is genuinely impressive

[@ethanol1586]

I cannot take a guy who trims his beard to make himself look like he has a more pronounced jaw line seriously

[@izzyfarmer2500]

I’d like to point out Onsion also says he got kicked out off the military for being too badass. So...

[@GummyDinosaursify]

I'd say we need Shane Dawson Conspiracy up in here but that dude's too busy making out with dogs and hitting on children

[@jenn1123]

bobbleheadgent he paid ryland to stay with him??

[@maggieandrews7676]

TableWrens and peeing in bottles that he keeps around the house 🤢

[@MegaBlair007]

That made me so mad honestly. If he was such a badass he wouldn't be here right now. He would be comandeering his own unit in the middle east, or higher up on the chain. He's a fucking phony disgrace

[@crunchii891]

MegaBlair007 Agreed. Pure, unadulterated loser antics right there

[@guidetothegreatoutdoors4789]

Dan: *writes a book* Dan’s Book: “Dan has money. Dan is successful. Dan is happy.”

[@IRONYREBURST]

Bruh

[@wafflekiller5148]

This reminds me of the peppa pig narrator

[@anastasiahitzig8065]

Dan is smart. Dan went to elementary school. Dan is kool.

[@michaeljohnson905]

@@anastasiahitzig8065 Dan dropped out of elementary school. Dan started smoking weed. Dan is lit.

[@CardZed]

@@michaeljohnson905 just like the fake money stacks on his vault

[@jorymo4964]

"I wanna call you PNG because you're all image.' "This man has more spin than a beyblade." Fucking hell lol

[@godisdead6611]

not only did this dude say he'd blow all the girls shit after throwing her off a roof, but her dog was specifically included as her "property" in that list....bros gonna blow up a dog too? come on man

[@marshall9003]

“I wanna call you PNG because you’re all image” is a fantastic roast that I’m absolutely stealing

[@turtlie7309]

But jpeg might be better because it would imply that someone was oddly compressed and only half passable-

[@CallMeAkane]

I was about to comment this...amazing roast 👏🏽

[@GraveRobbertt]

@@turtlie7309 YOOOOOOOOO

[@tenletters5889]

@@turtlie7309 not to mention it'd mean he lacks transparency

[@jasonowolabi900]

@@CallMeAkane 👈 Is this Akane?

[@Thentavius]

Irony: Dan making women the pawns is an indirect praise for them because pawns decide the flow of a game, especially at higher level play, and can be promoted. The King might be the most important because it's uncapturable but no one cares about moving the king except for castling and endgames. Dan has no fucking idea what chess is like.

[@ShatteredGlass916]

I don't know how chess works, but him putting women as pawns is probably the weirdest and creepiest things ever. .....and somehow funnier, since i assume no model (or women in general) would wanna hang out with him without being paid

[@trollinape2697]

kings are useless and in need to be protected at all times, pawns are numerous and can cast a queen the most powerfull player

[@Josh-ux1vy]

Dan Bilzerian: 1. f3

[@sameerakhan7455]

@@trollinape2697 Exactly.

[@afooz]

That's technically true, but it's still a really disgusting thing to do and I hate him so much for it. Yeah it's just little figurines but obviously it's the meaning behind that is so nasty and dehumanizing

[@Russia_Moscow_countryhuman]

This dude would be heaven on earth for scammers. Filthy rich, famous on Instagram, and also may be dumb enough to fall for it.

[@surmilasingh4127]

The 11k dislikes are from 16 years old straight guys who idolise him

[@avcngxrsavcngxrs1212]

As a 16 year old we refuse to accept those dislikers as our own

[@midleno8364]

@@avcngxrsavcngxrs1212there is an impostor among us

[@shawncolarusso5516]

You said 16 year old straight boys but it’s more like pathetic 40 year old men who thought they’d be like him when they were 16.

[@barryallen9466]

16 year old straight boys is definitely a large percentage though, I would know because I went through that phase

[@momkeybmalls8551]

Why do my fellow brother en want to be like him? He's literally brian from family guy but more of a douche bag and "rich"

[@allisonwallace4022]

Why not both?

[@ThayGPrieto]

I know a 16 y/o straight boy who follows him Was so disappointed, but not really surprised

[@8015908]

Also 25 year old straight men who treat women like objects

[@SerMattzio]

I think the most outlandish thing is that anyone actually believed this guy was legit. It shows how sick society has become. Do we as a society really think you can make $180 million gambling and then be so adored by women that 40 models sit on your lap while you're eating breakfast? It's blatantly ridiculous.

[@bent6293]

C'mon now it wasn't just breakfast...he was also working on his manuscript. Nothing engages women in skimpy bikinis like casually reliving your life through written word while devouring a cinnamon raisin bagel.

[@ujjwalmishra8962]

Obligatory we live in a society comment

[@Stewpkiddable]

@Phillip1310 we voted trump into office..... so

[@user-zu9rn7ru9v]

I honestly thought it was a lie, but 16yr old boys were eating the shit up 😂

[@ricktheitalianrebel6687]

@@Stewpkiddable Yeah, and now you have a demented 47 year do nothing socialist marxist So...

[@dionysus9876]

His self-esteem is so thin it's transparent.

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

I personally don’t blame my single mom for not having enough time to teach me to swim, but thanks for your input Dan

[@TenThumbsProductions]

Imagine spending your life trying to make 16 year old boys think you are the coolest dude on earth.

[@Rybread973]

ikr

[@andrelong1410]

Facts

[@andrelong1410]

American Man he did invest

[@djholidaytv414]

That's a fuccin sad life to live

[@alamooji3716]

Yeah Im 100% sure that was his goal. Hahahaha I aint for him but he obviously lived it better than you

[@alejandrom.4680]

As a 16 years old boy..., I feel insulted about you daring to asume that I wanna be like him

[@runtav_guz8564]

Hahaha, or shall I say jajaja Alejandro

[@asei231]

some are more mature than others. I'm a 16 year old enby and im also here so.

[@jay_frfx]

@@asei231 this isn't about gender

[@asei231]

@@jay_frfx ik? i was just saying that some become more mature faster-

[@jay_frfx]

@@asei231 I think you left a hyphen at the end of ur sentence on accident

[@anerm285]

I also can´t swim, but i have wonderful loving parents, who raised me as a perfectly socialized human being.

[@therandomscloset434]

14:40 I did the math and he wrote a quarter of a page an hour and 3.75 pages a day. Nice job Dan

[@funnyperson2996]

Larry King: People say you use women as props. Dan: What?! NO! They’re Pawns!

[@IRONYREBURST]

Bruh

[@lj.853]

*They're 🙂You fixed it!

[@funnyperson2996]

Whoop Dee Doo Basil Thank you!

[@nangsanbhalangblah333]

@@IRONYREBURST bruhhhhh

[@SavvyMuhon]

@@IRONYREBURST bruh.

[@keymaster430]

Dan on the phone while playing chess: "Hey, man! My opponent just moved his horsey thingy up and to the right and knocked out my little ashtray looking piece. What do I do next?"

[@keymaster430]

@Viashan Pillay thank you, Sir. I'll see you 'like' and raise you one.

[@peskypigeonx]

@@keymaster430 Might I add: (Person on the phone) “Put the Lighthouse with the T next to the Lighthouse with a crown.”

[@keymaster430]

@@peskypigeonx lol

[@rippspeck]

"Dumbass chess" is my new favorite thing now.

[@cyberdelicxp9125]

"He treats objects like women, man" -the dude

[@_nakos]

> I wanna call you PNG because you are all image Call his dad's company JPEG because they don't do transparency

[@dumbname939]

So basically he’s dressing as a millionaire but when unmasked you’ll find he’s just a normal guy. I watch too much Scooby Doo

[@judy4064]

No such thing as too much Scooby Doo

[@Gigglemug1235]

Scooby doo is life

[@piagebot2943]

I wouldn’t say normal that’s being too generous

[@therealmistermemer]

Its actually a poor sixteen year old! I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for the guy with the basic name!

[@sonsauvage]

he's definitely not a normal guy...he has/had money but in the trust fund kind of way. not the, "I make millions playing poker and having a successful business" kind of way

[@sweetfreeze5528]

Stacks of money don't go in the vault, silly. They go on the coffee table.

[@krombopulos_michael]

If you're going to put them in the vault where people can't see them, what's even the point in having them?

[@momkeybmalls8551]

This is the type of guy who if he could would turn his 100 dollar bills into bullets

[@pleaseenteraname6590]

Unless it’s a glass vault so people can see your hundreds of thousands of one dollar bills

[@ashleighgordon5832]

Still wrong! They ARE the coffee table

[@jinsory5582]

@@krombopulos_michael Auditing?

[@danieltheyak3897]

i felt personally attacked by the statement about people that put commas where they dont need to, be

[@doginahood5204]

I appreciate you as a content creator in general. You’re videos are so fun and relaxing to watch. I also applaud you for writing subtitles on almost all of your videos. Most content creators either set the automatic ones or even disable subtitles but thank you so much for writing them bc the automatic ones can be weird sometimes lol

[@ProblematicBitch]

He is a perfect example of how fake everyone is on social media, none of it is true.

[@mitchmaw740]

What do you mean its not true?? 🤦‍♂️🤔 so the videos of himself recording on yachts and in private planes with 10 dime piece models are fake? The house hes always at and hosing parties bought and built his own home gym is that fake too?? Ya moron 🤦‍♂️ H-A-T-E-R 🤚✌

[@ProblematicBitch]

@@mitchmaw740 The house is rented, watch this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqa2hqZ4hNFsZ7M He was using money people invested into his business to pay for all that stuff you see on his instagram, he is currently about 50 million in debt and his company is finished

[@mitchmaw740]

@@ProblematicBitch lol don't believe everything you see on the internet sweetie... 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

[@ProblematicBitch]

@@mitchmaw740 erm are you dumb? There are legal documents released showed that everything is true, you must be a fanboy. Just wait and see i guess you will come to terms with

[@galaxy7525]

@@mitchmaw740 he fake, his yatch, house, etc are rented, hiring model is 150-175 dollars or free for a photo

[@mjr_schneider]

"Do rich people normally carry around a lot of physical cash?" Not people who stay rich for very long.

[@trindalas]

I really hope it plays out that way because he needs prison time. There were several major crimes (impersonating an officer for instance) that were mentioned just in this vid... And if the government doesn’t get him I’m sure burglars will eventually.

[@jetison333]

Also don't people that do a lot of illegal things to earn money tend to use cash?

[@SpaceForce635]

The only wealthy person I have ever heard of that carries around alot of cash is James Irsay ( net worth 2.7 Billion$), the owner of the Indianapolis Colts of the NFL. He is reputed to carry around 100,000$ in cash with him at all times.

[@terryfuldsgaming7995]

@@SpaceForce635 All of those stacks, even if they were $1 bills, would probably more than that. Think about printer paper. 1000 sheets is only about 2 inches thick or so. Its probably fake money. They have that for photo shoots... like every single one of his pics obviously is.

[@Mvie..]

Clarence Boddicker it’s also not real dude. Honestly just think about it? Why would anyone want to carry 100k everywhere? Does that mean he spends 100k everyday? Highly doubt. It’s all for props

[@nicolemelby2414]

you cant just name one funny joke in Jarvis's videos like literally they are always timed well and are all funny

[@auntbill8166]

That women, bathing suit pawn thing like is actually fucking disgusting. How awful of a person do you have to be to do that

[@gunnarfloyd1925]

Half expected for it to say “Jarvis is trying his breast”

[@KyleKringle]

This comment is a tad funnier because of your Tony Stark profile picture

[@CowyC]

Mommy Jarvis

[@swiveryswovery9458]

Melone XD

[@amnesiac4108]

@@CowyC oookko

[@sarahjane8754]

If Danny wasn’t rich he would’ve joined a pyramid scheme by now

[@krombopulos_michael]

He's clearly able to con people reasonably well so he'd probably be alright at it too.

[@leal7914]

HAHAHAHHA

[@tamilee9462]

Totally

[@olivekennedyshy]

this just in: he IS the pyramid scheme

[@israelthepenisbenderadensa8953]

@KrombopulosMichael he’d definitely thrive harder in a Ponzi scheme. I feel like that would be his specialty.

[@maxfitz8577]

How... How is this man not in jail?? edit: thought about it for like 30 seconds it’s because he’s a rich white guy

[@buginabog]

The most insane part of this to me is the publishing part bc. Simon and schuster??? Do you know how BAD your writing and behavior has to be to get dropped by them?? They published COLLEEN HOOVER.

[@briscoredknight]

He literally pulled a Bojack Horseman and decided to use his “own” book over a professional ghost writer. That’s literally insane.

[@LL-tr5et]

pulled a what?

[@braxtonslife7779]

@@LL-tr5et He’s referencing a show titled Bojack Horseman, the action that Dan committed is similar to one that happened in the show.

[@LL-tr5et]

@@braxtonslife7779 damn, thanks for letting me know

[@MikoyanGurevichMiG21]

As shitty Bojack as a person is, he's still has more integrity than Dan.

[@manda8512]

Most underrated comment on this video

[@rotinink]

You can see Jarvis getting more and more personally offended as you go further in the video and I love it

[@mariammosashvili4150]

Especially for every $50 multipliers

[@cs7065]

*hypnotized dan simp has entered the chat*

[@xXGRXREDDEADXx]

@@cs7065 doubt you've even seen the jre podcast

[@WinnieThePooh333]

1:05 "if you bullied me in middleschool" damn he actually made it so personal

[@belle4774]

Have adhd and anxiety? Just ✨get off social media✨

[@elliotandrew3576]

I come back to this video over and over because the pacing? Immaculate. The humour? Transcendant. So good

[@lelandunruh7896]

Honestly, even at 16 I think I would've found Mr. Bilzerian rather pathetic.

[@justkingsley9244]

I’m 17, and I find him rather pathetic as well.

[@coolskyelol]

I'm sixteen and I just pity this guy. Imagine being such a slimeball

[@rubybros9697]

Well I’m of age 14 and I figure him PATHETIC.

[@xxslayer255xx]

I first found him when I got insta like 6 years ago and thought he was pathetic back then

[@the6574]

I'm totally not three children in a trenchcoat and I think he pathetic

[@frecklesandfries9209]

“He has more spin than a f*cking Beyblade” A *BEYBLADE* OH MY GOODNESS GRILL MARKS, BUD

[@cuno115]

fostmango oh poor guy.

[@GraveRobbertt]

I haven't even gotten to this part and that's sick lmao.

[@TheScaredLittleScholar]

18:13 Hi I’m incredibly late for this video and while I can somewhat (slightly and only on tuesdays) agree “Cell phones are making the kids ND” is an thing I hear a lot often in an ableist context

[@morganrodgers8855]

This was the serotonin I needed to get through the day. Good on you mate you're hilarious🤣🤙

[@limbonlegs1662]

Don't say that Dan's head looks like a hexagon! Honeycomb shouldn't be compared to Dan. Honeycomb deserves better

[@theanarchistocelot1620]

Honeycomb is flippin’ delicious

[@catherine7144]

I choked on the Honey Comb wax and was scared to eat it again. 😆

[@limbonlegs1662]

Wait you guys eat beeswax?

[@catherine7144]

Liam Cook No no, the honey comb has wax and you can swallow it but it’s best that you don’t. I had it for the first time and I forgot to spit it out so when I tried to swallow the honey the wax was still in my mouth.. I was around 8 or younger I’m pretty sure.

[@momkeybmalls8551]

@@limbonlegs1662 honey combs safe to eat it's like when the honey around the lip of the jar starts to solidify but stays gooey in a natural wax. Curious George is very educational even when you're not the target demograph

[@drakkenmensch]

Those stacks of money are probably just stacks of blank paper cut in the shape of dollar bills with a single real bill at the top.

[@tbn22]

He could get charged for that if that turned out to be the case.

[@sludgy5134]

@@tbn22 then that’s hope they are fake

[@user-nz2ec1js3r]

monopoly money

[@rosalinamacarita01]

@@user-nz2ec1js3r nah man, that's more worthy then actual money. make it autumn leaves.

[@sus425]

@@tbn22 charged for what?

[@RayngoMango]

Your videos have been really helping me calm down and laugh lately. Thank you for being you.

[@evilpixieofdoom]

"I read a book for the first time in 7 years" I think we solved the mystery of whether his manuscript was bad or not guys

[@katt646]

He also thinks women can turn into monster trucks.

[@commandrogyne]

im fascinated by this and im not sure if i want to know more. this is such a perfect thing in concept, i don't know if i want to possibly ruin it with context

[@CynicalJerome]

I'm not even surprised at this point

[@jadeoreo]

As a woman, can confirm I do in fact turn into a monster truck just like a transformer

[@graciedrawz3195]

@@jadeoreo as a woman, I second this

[@katt646]

The evidence is flooding in.

[@70TheGamerr]

I don't want to be like Dan, I want to be just like Jarvis...

[@damondgreen2239]

I too would like to be Jarvis who is *trying his best.*

[@noahspencer720]

Just drink a lot of breast milk

[@thisurldoesnotexist]

I too would like to be Jarvis who is drinking the breast XD

[@actionjackson3522]

@@damondgreen2239 *trying his breast. Wait....

[@mauirandall8176]

Jarvis incarnate

[@theharperio]

5:54 ✨ l o r d s s c h e m e✨

[@bladeray1014]

Beautiful

[@westcoastbrotha]

My man said “freeze, I’ve got a trending topic!” That absolutely killed me!!!! Loved this video man. Nicely done.

[@lisemagic208]

“The King of Instagram” sounds like a username a 10 year old would have.

[@channelpolitica1364]

Lise Magic sounds like a 7 years olds so...

[@lisemagic208]

Aryan Baviskar Touché, this has been my username for everything since I was 7 😂. I don’t care enough to change it to something else

[@Chimerical_]

anna oop! They probably mean they used the name on OTHER things since they were the age they said they were

[@johnathanarcher6999]

The KING of 2B2T, the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

[@adon9703]

@lise magic exposed

[@RachaelLongLastName]

He got kicked out of SEAL boot camp because he was “too much of a badass” His publisher dropped him because his book was “too badass” I’m starting notice a theme here.... Edit: if this guy’s book isn’t called Perverts’ Guide To Looking Rich I will be so upset.

[@lj.853]

Lost both cause he's a wimp. Lol

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

He’s obviously so bad as, he’s not the problem of course he’s not

[@madfisch473]

this is just such a good video-equally perfect with every rewatch 🙌🏻

[@coinwater8511]

I love it when people who don't have to work tell people who have to work that they should "relax" and "take care" of themselves. Like, some people have the option to either relax or eat/pay their bills😂

[@andikasulyat]

Simple: When you show off TOO MUCH that you're wealthy, it means you're NOT.

[@FriendshipIsMagic6214]

Money talks, wealth whispers.

[@AK-jl2wm]

unless you're donald trump or the kardashians and you're basically a strange caricature of a rich person

[@markbaker4425]

@@AK-jl2wm tbh tho donald trump isnt like. That rich. He can just live in luxury cause of his holdings and name. I bet hes pretty cash poor.

[@lawrencelopez9839]

@@AK-jl2wm trump's actually deep in debt, at this point though because of all the strings holding things together in rich people land it costs less money to keep him afloat and running on imaginary funds than just cutting him off and letting his companies burn