They Let Steve Harvey Be A Judge (Again)

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[@bobthebuilder8110]

Steve Harvey is like that one uncle that was funny when you were younger but you realize is just weird and cringe when you're older.

[@kenzie4217]

Your show always sucked as a kid, barnie was way better

[@Helleborre]

how dare you

[@drippycity4135]

@@Helleborre are you the uncle or the niece/nephew in this situation

[@Officialencode]

how old are you?

[@QueenKunta]

Damn this is a perfect description of him (and a few of my real life uncles, too 😅)

[@soulknife20]

Steve Harvey is a terrible judge? Who knew not going to law school was a detriment to passing judegement.

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

I know right? Every time I have him as a judge he just comes over and kisses my lawyer.

[@soulknife20]

​@Ice Wolf I hate that. Like Dude, Steve. Just tell me if I'm guilty or not and how much I owe.

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

@@soulknife20 he barely even gets to that! He just does the same to the prosecutor, flips a coin and says “Thank you, Jury, for your service today. Court is adjourned.” I don’t even know which side my case is on! Is it heads or tails?! Like Steve, you’ve hosted shows before, I’m sure you’ve seen a coin flip once.

[@JacobHillSBD]

They’d make him wear the robe! He’d hate that!

[@eevee9111]

You don't have to go to law school to be a judge. You don't need any experience in the legal field to be a judge.

[@MomoTheGreat245]

i actually cried laughing at “court awards plaintiff $5000 for being a good guy” like it literally sounds like a bit im losing my mind

[@catboy_on_main]

As someone who works in the judiciary system i can assure you that some people have, in fact,included things like "did he even love me?" In their complaints.

[@thisisbadpoetry]

please tell me more

[@lexi8445]

this feels like a weird gameshow where people have to endure being roasted by Steve Harvey for 30 minutes to win money but someone wanted to dress it up as a judge show

[@cata0rostika]

It's his judgement of whether their case deserve a prize kinda(?

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

And you don't know what you win till the very end......surprise!

[@audiovisualcringe]

he's already earning that family feud bag why does he need more

[@yoongiverse.]

so you mean family feud

[@benjaminjenkins394]

@@audiovisualcringe capitalism breeds greed. Like no one asked for this shit. Leave us alone Steve Harvey gotdamn. 🤣🤣🤣

[@herokibs]

Arbitration! Harvey's ruling is 100% legal and fully counts. These people essentially sign away their right to appear before an actual court of law and agree to allow "Judge" Harvey to decide the fate of their dispute. All court shows work like this!

[@Canada_Official]

Congrats on the heart

[@fuzzyapple]

That's wild

[@mycenaeangal9312]

That's what I thought it must be. How do you accept these people as arbitrators though..? Like that sounds awful.

[@Aogami20]

The show also pays out any judgments it awards plus an appearance fee

[@Uryvichk]

@@mycenaeangal9312 Arbitration is basically a contract agreement that you'll settle an argument out of court. In many jurisdictions, as long as all parties to the contract agree with the arbitrator chosen, it doesn't matter if they're wildly incompetent. For the most part, anyway. If both people sign an agreement to arbitrate before Steve Harvey, a court can take Steve Harvey's recommendation and issue a judgment. I mean, provided there's an actual claim, at least. Believe it or not, the arbitrator making actual mistakes about the law isn't enough to void an arbitration decision a lot of the time, just as long as he wasn't biased.

[@jediping]

Man the fat shaming and age-shaming is toxic. Also just because you’re a good person doesn’t mean people aren’t taking advantage of you. Ugh. Every time I try to give Steve Harvey a try he just annoys me.

[@ima.m.1658]

ya even domestic abusers can be good people beneath their actions, but their actions still have impact and should have consequences

[@wrenmassey6876]

I really appreciate calling out the fat shaming even of people we don't like. He has plenty of bad qualities that have nothing to do with his weight and that goes for everyone

[@TheDevilsbard]

I was actually approached by the Judge Joe Brown show 18 years ago to invite me on their show because of a small claims court case I was in. The other party declined to be on the show so we didn’t go but I found out how they get people on these shows. At least for that show they told me that both parties ended up getting what they were suing each other for and the show was just for them to prove who is “right”. They all get flown out to the city where the show is filmed and put up in a nice hotel there for a week. As a condition you had to cancel your case in small claims court to be on the show. So it’s free money and a week of vacation to embarrass yourself on TV.

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

That’s actually very cool of them to do tbh. I’m wondering if it’s like how other shows do it though, where you could be waiting days or even weeks for it to be shot.

[@sunbowrainflower]

Can confirm. I actually did go on Judge Joe Brown. They paid a small appearance fee plus what you sued for. I was only there overnight though. Maybe because I was fairly local.

[@jstarstudios7110]

Not a bad gig for the right person

[@joshfly210]

@@kalebisalwaysright that guy did 2 on the same show and one on another show right? The guy who pretends to be companies responding to people savagely, and somehow getting into interviews and doing the most? Lol

[@Nylak-Otter]

I would have declined as well, because my one small claims court case was put into motion because I wanted to punish the other party and hopefully change their behavior in the future; I didn't care if I was reimbursed. It would be counterproductive if they ended up getting paid and a vacation out of it.

[@heartsforbrenda]

Jarvis should become a judge instead

[@pietastix]

judge jarvis has a nice ring to it actually

[@paadoxal]

​@@pietastixahh exactly

[@soulknife20]

​@@pietastix I'm a sucker for alliterations

[@heartsforbrenda]

@@pietastix absolutely

[@mattswanson3568]

I'd watch that show

[@juliecastle1249]

My uncle is an extra in LA, always looking for work acting. He was on a court tv show in the early aughts, can't remember which one. He was the plaintiff and was suing a hypnotist for hypnotizing him at a party and making him pee his pants, thus embarrassing him. Of course everything was made up and he was just getting a paycheck.

[@hunta3694]

Out of curiosity, do you know whether he or the hypnotist “won” the case?

[@juliecastle1249]

I honestly don't remember sorry@@hunta3694

[@dromie5059]

​@@hunta3694I also would like to know

[@dxhyunjin]

I was about to leave a $10,000 loan at my maybe girlfriends house when I watched this, I made sure to write a note for the kids 🥰

[@syntec4322]

I love these "we and Jarvis watch a show for half an hour" videos. Please more of these

[@elliecore]

Amazing pfp 👍

[@cata0rostika]

It's like pretty much it but with reality shows kinda?

[@augustoof13]

@@elliecore was gonna say this too

[@jjsstikbotvideos4421]

Agreed!

[@NuthaMuthaLuva]

Especially Maury and Jerry Springer.

[@HeisenbergFam]

I met Jarvis yesterday, said "hi" and he started charging at me, and ripped off my limbs with pure rage, then he said "have a good day". What a great guy

[@soulknife20]

Sounds like a model citizen. We should all aspire to be like Jarvis

[@skrublordaugust]

was it free like Jarvis Johnson! GOLD?

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Man, I’ve seen various comments like this 10x today on other videos. Comment sections really have become a void of nothing but echo chambers.

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

man this is just the one comment that everyone is saying about literally anyone now huh?

[@scringlinbo]

​@@D44RK_Iced_Yogs that's kinda what the internet is, are you just now realising this

[@ino_mation]

Steve: "Do you know what it takes to be a ranger?" Me: "Do you know what it takes to be a judge?"

[@were_all_a_little_k00ky]

Me: I wouldn't say I LIKE pizza, but I don't dislike it- Jarvis: You're lying for attention. Me: You're right.

[@absentmindedjwc]

No legal loophole, it is just binding arbitration with Steve Harvey as the arbitrator. You sign a contract binding yourself to the decision and agreeing to not pursue the issue further. It generally works out in your favor, though, since all "damages" are generally paid by the show itself and everyone gets a small paid vacation as well as a little bit of money for appearing.

[@keawarren]

Great description.

[@athenajaxon2397]

That sounds great tbh

[@benjaminjenkins394]

Yup, I have a buddy who went on judge Matthias just to split the earnings afterwards.

[@ilyem999]

I dont know what "it is, it is free" means anymore and it's starting to worry me, like we're all paying some terrible hidden cost for watching these videos and Jarvis is trying to soothe us so we don't question it

[@GreenyZay]

Me when I have KZbin Premium

[@desirient]

the cost is our sanity

[@arashi86]

The cost is eventually re-encountering Judge Steve Harvey again

[@prosillylady1868]

It was originally a joke based on one of the craft channels he used to make videos about having a “Gold” KZbin channel, despite the fact that there was nothing “Gold” about it; like, nothing about it makes it premium or anything because you aren’t paying for it. IIRC it was a joke making fun of that

[@Lea_Is_Sleepy]

the hidden cost is our hearts cause Jarvis steals them every time he smiles and calls us premium.

[@polarawesome]

Jarvis calling dragon shield sleeves “rhino sleeves” and then asking for a sponsorship is just 👌 perfection

[@ziggybartdust1298]

I was like, what the fuck are Rhino Shield Sleeves

[@ozwald7360]

way to jarvis’s heart: apple picking and pizza ✍🏻 got it

[@audiovisualcringe]

"eating pizza, going to ga-" yep that will attract anyone with a pulse

[@tumadre88]

WHAT CANT STEVE HARVEY DO ???!?!? judge apparently.

[@ivy7417]

I despise your profile picture

[@rizgriz3956]

I would say wig snatched, but...... Steve Harvey's already more bald than an egret lol

[@brennan-]

its clearly not a real show and they have both sides suing get what they want, it's just the show dramatizing it and tryin to act. It's not like they're legally suing fr. thts why they hugged and were both happy the whole time

[@skateorpie]

@@brennan-even Steve Harvey is breaking the 4th wall on multiple occasions lol 😂

[@CosmiTwink]

Stop letting tv hosts be judges 😭😭😭

[@soulknife20]

Fun Fact. Jerry Springer was actually a lawyer for quite a while

[@CosmiTwink]

@@soulknife20 shit I think Jarvis made a video on that or it was someone else I watched

[@MyseptumStinks]

Who else would you prefer to see as imaginary court judges lol

[@soulknife20]

​@@MyseptumStinks Oprah. "YOU GET A VERDICT! AND YOU GET A VERDICT! EVERYONE GETS A VERDICT!"

[@audiovisualcringe]

@@soulknife20 yeah for some reason he stopped the original series to do that judge one I guess watching people arguing about the father of their children got tiring after 30 years but still RIP to the legend

[@vaguelysomething]

I feel bad for Jarvis. He's never had a friend show him how to pick up girls

[@keawarren]

😂

[@Starsim99]

Technically, there are some states where you do not have to have a law degree or be a lawyer to become a judge. So long as you’re voted in, you can be a judge.

[@timothyhanson731]

You can go to arbitration and as long as both parties agree, you can use whatever means you want to determine the judgement.

[@goodmorninbread6190]

loving that paralegal degree big slay timothy

[@thurm64]

trial by combat

[@rachelwoolley5606]

When I was 18 I worked (via a temp agency) as a paid audience member of the Judge Mathis Show, which filmed in Greektown in Chicago. They'd tape about a dozen episodes in a day. Some tickets were set aside for fans of the show but otherwise everyone watching is being paid. Producers encouraged us to have big reactions to the judge's jokes

[@Light-qx8iq]

hah my boyfriend was on that show but I can't get the episode unless I buy a boxed set or something like that

[@SamiMichelle]

Jarvis literally makes me cackle laughing. “I know what’s happening, you have a crush on Linda!” 😂

[@BigKite]

I thought when Jarvis said “DTR” he meant “do not resuscitate” 💀💀💀

[@KKISCRAZYFUL]

Can we have a parody Sad Boys episode where Judge Jarvis and Judge Jordan have their friends on to tell stories of faulty judgement and have our judges access their sins in the style of Harvey?

[@lyrcheylap1779]

Oh I love this idea

[@flauschekugel2821]

YES PLEASE

[@nhilz]

danny needs to be tried for the death of that girl's spider

[@KKISCRAZYFUL]

@@nhilz oh absolutely

[@manicrhapsody_abjectapathy]

i hope they see this !!!!!!

[@Lucifersfursona]

I’m just. I interpreted “now it’s all it’s dark outside” as like, “Derek was 32 feet tall. Derek was built like a communal parking garage. He took up frame like the deku tree- not in a fat joke way. As in Derek is literally bumping his head on the sun”

[@azaraithcarter7252]

Like a COMMUNAL PARKING GARAGE 😂😂😂😂

[@sad_doggo2504]

Literally I know Steve Harvey is black but I fr thought he was making a joke about his skin tone 💀

[@ethanbaileylol2283]

@@sad_doggo2504i was listening to the video while cooking, hadn’t seen Derrick, and was immediately blown away by the absolute insane statements Steve was making💀

[@rachelparker6739]

PLEASE do more judge steve this was hilarious. awarded 5k for being cool what an unexpected verdict

[@arcaneplaysgames4747]

Jarvis getting Rhinoshield phone cases and Dragon Shield card sleeves mixed up while asking for a sponsorship is so funny to me

[@-VoDkAsVengeance-]

My mother is your biggest fan and not in the cute "my mom watches your videos!" way, she is insane for your content and demands that I check that you uploaded _every day._ We appreciate you.

[@mcwjes]

Your mother has excellent taste!

[@creaturehands]

Moms 4 Jarvis ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@Aliasass]

Jarvis is such a son in law kinda guy

[@lonesomephreak69]

I'd be proud to have Jarvis as my son, he's super-smart and has a great attitude.

[@statesofgracie]

my mom once got invited to be on a tv court show (I won’t say which). she had filed a small claims case against a neighbor after their dog attacked ours and they refused to pay the vet bills. nobody had applied for her or anything they just went through public cases and I guess hers caught their eye. she didn’t want to do it so I’m not sure what the actual process of casting these people past the invitation is but I know for the show my mom got offered it seemed like they wanted to just bring her straight in, give her a $500 appearance rate, and start production. some of these are definitely actors but I do believe a decent amount are real people simply because of my mom.

[@nullskey8370]

maybe they test them and see if they’re the type of people that exaggerate for storytelling purposes, some people are just characters lol

[@statesofgracie]

@@nullskey8370 oh yeah there’s definitely shows and cases they have to test first and there’s definitely a few hired actors, but for my mom’s case the letter they sent made it clear they just wanted to put her straight on the show. I’m sure if they hadn’t liked her they would’ve cut her segment. not entirely the same but I’ve done a late night show segment before and for that they brought in and filmed more people than were needed and cut out who they didn’t need or didn’t work so I’m assuming with my mom’s case it would’ve been the same situation for this show if they didn’t like her but again all these shows work in their own way

[@zou1507]

I think there may be real cases with real people so it's more "natural", but ppl who go there have tips and things how to behave, what to say Edit. Sorry English isn't my first language. I hope it's understandable what I meant

[@sethg2179]

​@@zou1507 makes more sense than most of my comments dog and im not even talented enough to know more than english so ur good lmao

[@Pokerface303]

Say which 🤨

[@levilore_7126]

I would watch you react to this entire show and love every second of it the "awarded $5000 for being a good guy" had me in tears

[@rayhem]

i hope jarvis gets justice for the emotional manipulation jordan put him through, and is given full custody of the podcast 😔🙏

[@Sarah-vo2qu]

As someone who literally just graduated to become a ranger, hell yeah brother chase that dream of being Smokey the Bear

[@PrincessZaire100]

I can’t believe he thought anyone would believe that bold face lie

[@Sarah-vo2qu]

@@PrincessZaire100 what a strange way to go about disagreeing with me

[@thekneesbee]

Jarvis using Jordan's government name makes me feel like he was really in character about that sad Boyz court case

[@theodorefelixgrant]

I was wandering if anyone else caught it 😅

[@kalimarieyork4869]

i wonder if it was an accident, i don’t think jordan has ever used his last name on youtube

[@thekneesbee]

@@kalimarieyork4869 if it was an accident than he was even more in character than i thought. But that's why I didn't timestamp it, i didn't want to draw too much attention

[@bluebirdln]

I was like, Jordan who?? He accidentally showed his own last name during a livestream once, I don't think this was intentional either

[@mj6738]

Thank god someone else heard this

[@captainchaos5705]

I love Jarvis confidently calling those "Dragon shield" sleeves "Rhino Shield". Absolutely lost all nerd cred, truly unforgiveable

[@biancamo10]

My friend's a capella group was hired for an episode of this show! I've yet to watch it but I'm sure it would be hilarious to review and commentate on! EDIT: Also yes can confirm, it's all acting. Actors and performers are hired to be on the show and all their expenses are paid. Seems super fun honestly.

[@fifiroux]

The "legal loophole" is basically mediated arbitration. Technically they're settling the dispute out of court through an agreement by both sides to agree to whatever "ruling" Steve Harvey gives. They probably have to sign something before and after the fact saying that they won't sue again over the same issue.

[@igor3037]

not jarvis mixing up rhino shield and dragon shield and then asking for a sponsor😭

[@JarvisJohnsonGOLD]

lmao i am so embarrassed

[@Tyler-ip7mj]

I appreciate Jarvis filming at golden hour. True commitment to the channel

[@Freya_Blue]

Jarvis: "Being able to introduce your case in 30 seconds is public speaking skills." Me told I should introduce myself in 1-2 minutes, but taking way less than 30 seconds: "Wow! I guess I have public speaking skills after all!"

[@tayloristrying_]

Exhibit A: “you like cougars“ Exhibit B: “cougars got claws“ A + B = “if you were in a vulnerable state, you would not have allowed a cougar to claw you” Flawless logic from a man who can spend 10k without even noticing

[@KregoryHaus]

I think this counts as Arbitration, because they don't claim to be a real judge passing a legally binding judgement they are in the clear.

[@ger0gie]

Was really hoping he’d do the same outraged reactions he does on family feud every time something shocking happens in the case

[@sie42069]

PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES. I need you to absorb some of the cringe so I can watch this

[@finn_evander]

You mean to tell me Jordan's last name is NOT Adika????

[@theaceofswords]

wait right?! i thought i was going crazy cause i heard that too but i haven’t seen any other comments about it

[@Super-MackJ]

Judge shows are just televised arbitration. They sign papers agreeing to abide by the "verdict" on the show. If people don't actually follow through on them they would need to go to actual court.

[@blakeharrison3972]

Derrick just drops off bombshells, she has brought her grandkids, they dated for 4 years, every time he talked it was wild

[@c12486]

This is the most fun I’ve ever had in my whole life! And it does look so nice in there! $5000 to Jarvis for being a good dude

[@gh0stly_retr048]

Jarvis should be a judge...he'd be better tbh

[@Spooky_Dook]

He really should be tho.☺.

[@3starsburningbright]

Judge Jarvis

[@mammoneymelon]

​@@3starsburningbright it's got a ring to it

[@ConejitoPequenito]

I think he'd be too polite for the job tbh

[@seraphserenade319]

i'd watch the shit out of Judge Jarvis

[@queenkim8631]

The Judge Steve Harvey intro gets me everytime🤣 "i dont have a law degree"

[@damienearl8302]

"I'm not qualified, and I look goofy as hell right now, but this is my show!"

[@audiovisualcringe]

imagine you're having a surgery and the doctor walks in like "now I know I don't have a medical license but trust me I got this"

[@Justacravat13]

I love that you actively looked at the Dragon Shield box and multiple times said "Rhino Shield". It really sold the product to me. 😂

[@JustAGun_]

I'm gluten intolerant, lactose intolerant, and I cant have garlic or onion and I still found a way to make something pizza adjacent. Pizza is love, pizza is life.

[@MarkelleRayneeSheree]

I don't want to objectify him, but Jarvis looks so handsome. The facial hair just looks so good on him.

[@LarxieArveri]

He's so fine ❤

[@dromie5059]

Preach

[@lyndenise6140]

Welcome to the Judge Harvey show: where the stories are made up and verdict doesnt matter! Please, Jarvis, do the whole season!

[@Emotional-Support-Demon-Sarica]

24:04 I love that everybody is so confused you can hear other people in the courtroom going ' what" pol

[@lalababayaga]

“Sometimes I don’t wanna go anywhere on my date… that’s why I’m single.” Relatable 😅

[@samml3566]

I feel like the “plus he lost his job” is her saying that it’s wild that he says he supported her

[@natashaslocum3549]

"I aint got a law degree" 😅 Let's make this man a Judge!

[@AAA_NNN_DDD]

loved the way you responded to them body shaming the guy

[@oephry3253]

The reason she brought up him losing his job was to strengthen her argument that she wasn’t relying on him financially or using him as a wallet. Mans was broke trynna front

[@drunkhyena]

The pizza based romance movie you're looking for is the 2018 box office flop Little Italy, starring Emma Roberts and Anakin Skywalker with an Italian accent

[@TheDevilsbard]

So happy to be a premium member. It’s good to be Gold.

[@juniquefolks9293]

the amount of times Jarvis says "I don't know what's going on" or "what is happening" is comforting

[@PimpMacSlickBac]

Just like Judge Judy, both parties are compensated and the issue at hand is decided upon before the show even begins. Nothing is illegal about it, it is just tv after that.

[@heatherrose4749]

Yes, please, more Judge Harvey reactions. This was such a fun, light hearted video, it put me in a great mood.

[@bammythegreat]

thank you for keeping me updated on all of steve harveys silly little antics

[@sophie7780]

absolutely lost it at linda wandering into the rearview mirror lol

[@AmaraJordanMusic]

I’ve told so many people about the “golldddddd,” echo in this. I find it hilarious every single time. 😂

[@Benzilla089]

Holy shit how do they stay on the "lol he's fat" bit for so long?

[@GothicPoet93]

Please do more of this. I very rarely comment, but I want more of this without watching the terrible show itself.

[@joshyjj1862]

Fuck it dude at this point YOU should be a judge. 'Judge Jarvis Johnson' would work so fuckin good on tv man

[@peterdafox]

Jarvis: Calls Dragonshield Rhinoshield Also Jarvis: "Call me~ ;)" I think Jarvis just negged a company for a sponsorship.

[@adara5294]

Jarvis' laugh is so contagious

[@rebeccahicks2392]

Steve Harvey is one of those celebrities who....I just don't understand WHY they're successful. Like James Corden, who nobody likes but has had a successful career as a celebrity anyway.

[@tokyoyoongi5538]

He was/is a TV show host???

[@NaishaS]

He became famous as a comedian and then had a sitcom in the 90s

[@rebeccahicks2392]

@@tokyoyoongi5538 yeah, the question is why someone like him could succeed as a TV show host.

[@GantaaOhime]

Court Monitor here, the idea of a 30 second opening is insane. Some cases might have 2 hours of preamble multiple times weeks or months before the case is heard for real just to sufficiently set up the case. 30 SECONDS?!

[@verdrin7107]

I really thought the line about Steve Harvey being ready to fight, with his however many million dollar estate, was about to be about his teeth and not his estate. He must have spent money on those things, I wouldn't want to fight anyone and risk them.

[@Lacroyx_Harris]

Fun fact: Steve Harvey looks way to fly to wear a robe 😎

[@LarxieArveri]

I would love if you covered more episodes/cases because this is ridiculous lmao. I used to watch a few court shows growing up but none compare to this "kangaroo court" as you said lol.

[@LarxieArveri]

Also I HATE cheese so I do not enjoy pizza :pp

[@fusetunes]

@@LarxieArveri omg a fellow cheese hater... respect

[@mackenaredlum1878]

Best part tho is that Steve Harvey is probably more qualified than some of our Supreme Court justices

[@MotelMaxwell]

I love these types of videos where it looks like you're having so much fun and we just get to laugh with you

[@MotelMaxwell]

I 100% could watch this for every single episode of the show I think

[@MEKATohru]

Jarvis mixing up Rhinoshield, the phone case company and Dragon Shield, the trading card sleeve company

[@JarvisJohnsonGOLD]

been doing too many sponsorships

[@ColinLievens]

your previous steve harvey video is such a comfort video for me, this new one was such and treat and honestly I loved it getting dark outside, it felt like we were hanging out :)

[@Laurenjoinsyoutube]

To my knowledge you don’t need an actual judge for these shows. It’s an adjudication process and you just need an unbiased third party. Not sure if that’s the correct word 😅

[@emi-ki2ee]

I literally screamed when I saw you uploaded another one of these. PLEASE GOD DO MORE

[@OfficerGlintTorris]

How it’s done on judge Judy (when it’s not totally made up) is they give the people who come on the show money for their appearance and they basically drop the actual real lawsuit and just accept money for coming on instead.

[@mrsparkle9048]

AFAIK, these shows basically have both parties drop their claims in favor of arbitration, with Harvey being the arbiter. There's a pot of money to be split between the litigants, and if one person wins the case, their money is drawn from the money the other party would have received. The money doesn't actually come from the personal funds of the loser.

[@rebeccahicks2392]

So nothing to be lost...except your dignity.

[@Themery36]

This should for sure replace Dar Mahn BINGO. I'm sure we could come up with a BINGO card for this show. Also, when are you going to watch more fact or fiction?

[@twigthewonderkid6603]

every time i get called premium my life gets better. thanks jarvis.

[@ricardoa.3673]

I think Jarvis should do Judge Jarvis where he judges Steve's judging. With a cool intro and everything

[@BubbleSet]

"Call me, Rhino Shield" - A person holding Dragon Shield sleeves

[@AllCloudsAreBunnies]

Okay but for real I don’t want to watch this show without your commentary. It was so good.

[@sad_doggo2504]

The "court awards plaintiff..." line at the end is a straight up meme

[@firstnamelastname7708]

You’re suing Jordan Ko? His name used to be Jordan Adika. Did Jordan secretly get married to Cody Ko? What are you not telling us, Jarvis?

[@donnie96]

When I was a junior in college a guy in his sophomore year tried flirting with me by telling me he was "good with older women", I never spoke do that dude again.

[@kiwwykeen5305]

oh my goodness, this is gold indeed, thanks for sharing!

[@christianhawkins2428]

Jarvis: clearly shows the words dragon shield on the card protectors Also Jarvis: "Rhino Shield" Not a dig or anything, just found that funny