TikTok's Mafia Boss

[@JarvisJohnsonGOLD]

my screen recordings accidentally exported in lower quality than intended. woopsie! hope it doesn't take away too much from the video

[@itisi9637]

hi jarvis

[@fallenmydude2711]

hi Jarvis

[@youdonotcare]

Of course it does (this is a joke I promise)

[@jzformulaone]

Hi Jarvis

[@Kn0w3zz]

Hi jarvis

[@quietlywandering]

one of my favorite things is when jarvis pauses and clearly thinks of a funny scenario but then first bursts out laughing at himself before he actually says it

[@MyHandleIs]

Me too! It lets me know this is a safe space and and he's joking so it's okay to join in on the fun and laugh along.

[@spookydexx]

fr hes one of the most wholesome people on earth i love watching him laugh at his own jokes it just makes me laugh idk

[@MyHandleIs]

I was being sarcastic and yins are liking my pitiful comment wtf?

[@spookydexx]

@@MyHandleIs tbh it was worded kinda silly but i figured u meant well do you usually just say nice stuff on peoples videos as a joke cos ion get it

[@MyHandleIs]

@@spookydexx I just wanted to see if ppl that watch this channel actually thought that way

[@nateds7326]

As an Italian, I really hope the Italian mobster stereotype never goes away. They just never get old.

[@thesun5275]

As long as thet keep the drip

[@Fromthe_start]

I'm italian too, but do you think this guy is really italian? Because to me he sounds just like a random american guy acting italian💀💀💀

[@dancinganimals.]

@@Fromthe_start he's a new Yorker

[@nuclearseahorse]

@@Fromthe_start new York Italians are a different breed

[@gj5748]

Same, on the being Italian AND hoping the stereotype never goes away.

[@jumiedrops]

Joe is like an AI tried to write a "Modern Italian Mobster who is also a tik toker"

[@fynnywynny]

i read that as modern italian lobster and i was so confused

[@--Ch3rry-B1oss0m--]

​@@fynnywynny wdym? im a modern italian lobster...

[@peskypigeonx]

@@--Ch3rry-B1oss0m-- But would you taste good with butter though

[@me1ody69]

im ur 666:th like

[@contentthemaker]

Disagree

[@ImGonebabyyyy]

Finally Jarvis has admitted that he himself is indeed golden we’ve done it folks

[@konan2206]

Is this what accomplishment feels like?

[@sylmaerie]

i take partial credit for this 😌 (joke. mostly)

[@ConsistentlyInconsistent_J]

this day will be in the history books

[@BlueBanana.]

@@ConsistentlyInconsistent_J *on the 8th of December 2022, a man named Jarvis, a golden you tuber discovered that he WAS the gold*

[@somechick7020]

Bro Joe looks like the guy that would give the main character an insane pep talk at some random barber shop and give them the motivation they need to step up their game and win out the brutal war up the corporate ladder between them and their coworker, finally getting the raise they’ve always wanted, and in doing so stopping their wife from leaving them and simultaneously reinstating their sons pride in them, turning their whole life around. Then Big Joe would return in the sequel and become the main character’s new baby girls godfather, before tragically dying after the mc’s business turns sour and their secretary (who’s secretly working for a rival company) shoots at them and Big Joe jumps in just in time, giving the mc one last pep talk before breathing his final breath.

[@eeemak9128]

I’d pay to see those movies💰

[@Kissing_girls]

Seriously underrated comment

[@nadadwella7093]

Don’t be shy… tell us more

[@HashiNuke]

joe mama

[@mrmeowingtonw]

crying

[@WGGplant]

Honestly, i love this. My worst fear is that the stereotypical Italian New Yorker will go extinct. The day the mobster architype disappears is the day that humanity has officially gone too far.

[@BucketSoup2023]

Fr

[@crystalsandersart7620]

Jarvis made this video for the sole purpose of having an excuse to put on an accent for half of it and I am LIVING for it

[@Hellknight101]

His NYC accent ain't even all that bad!

[@atmywhitson]

You know it! Hehehe xD

[@Davey_Da_Vinci]

Is it racist? Yes? Do I love it? Also, yes lmao

[@halfling49]

Even did the hand gesture when he read out "New York Nico." The editor tried to cut away, but I saw it.

[@heather_doestruecrime]

This man is “source: trust me” in human form

[@georgia6947]

source: it was revealed to me through a dream

[@James-Salty-Sunderland]

Source? My source is I made it the f*** up

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

source? pluto was in gatorade.

[@DrMoonAtNight]

source? I'm premium

[@Howard_T_Duck]

Source: listen kid, don’t worry about it.

[@bro.that.is.adorable.2633]

Lowkey wondering if this is an excuse for Jarvis to try out his New Yorker accent

[@arabwaluigi5248]

It’s actually really good

[@auntmaysbajanpeppersauce359]

he's so good at accents

[@Tw0Dots]

BING BONG

[@gentlesandladymen]

His accents/character voices are so good. I love his old man voice sm

[@michaelhaydenbell]

k?

[@chimerassun]

my family is culturally italian so i've grown up with the way this guy talks. the type of italian men who speak like this are genuine. it's baffling to me but it's also kinda cool

[@blahblah1287]

What do you mean culturally Italian?

[@chimerassun]

@@blahblah1287 my mom's side is heavily italian, but her herself is mainly irish. so she grew up influenced by italian culture and family aspects (hence even though she's not really italian by blood, she grew up that way). same with me

[@kadentrig8178]

I feel like Jarvis could be that crime boss that you never know if he’s ruthless or just enjoying himself

[@fordsrest]

lalo salamanca lol

[@c0tt0n78]

This is canon

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

@@c0tt0n78 WDYM CANNON IS THERE A JARVIS JOHNSON ANIME 😭😭💀💀💀

[@EggOfficalReal]

My name is Gustavo frank

[@wellbeeotel]

tbf I totally agree; mans would burst into laughs while threatening to slice a man's fingers off then need to take a 10-15-minute break and leave his hostage alone for a good 15 minutes while he tries his best to calm down his giggles and the thought of this is giving me life

[@shaedbear]

the accessorizing in this video is IMPECCABLE. the rings, bracelet, evertything, we're lovin it

[@DMO-DMO-DMO]

I was thinking the EXACT SAME

[@gentlesandladymen]

His clothes have been so amazing recently, since when has he been so stylish?!

[@sshhrimpp6375]

fr I NEED the link to that shirt.

[@Abby_Liu]

Jarvis or big Joe

[@EeveeFromAlmia]

There is like 5 Spider-Man villains this man could be

[@dildonius]

He's more like one of those angry New Yorkers on the Brooklyn Bridge who threw trash and bricks and lead pipes at The Green Goblin and yelled "AYYY! OOOOH! GET DA *FOCK* OUTTA HERE! DIS IS NEW YAWK CITY! YOU MESS WIT ONE OF US, YOU MESS WIT *AWLL* OF US! OOOOOH! AYYYY! OH!" h'whilst said Gob-A-Lin was fighting Spider-Mans cuz it was 2002 and NYC was still in that post-9/11 state of brotherly love and harmony and horribly vitriolic Islamophobia to the point where even Sikhs and Hindus were being targeted by lynch mobs just cuz they couldn't tell the difference between them & Muslims (or just didn't care).

[@ashikjaman1940]

@@dildonius I just want to say I really appreciate this comment

[@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep]

I literally just commented that he sounds exactly like Hammerhead from the game LMAO. Some versions of Kingpin and Tombstone are like this too

[@twoeyrules]

Petition to get these two men on a Zoom call together STAT, I need to see the chaotic energy unfold

[@BuffySummersWannabe]

+

[@DiMagnolia]

PLEASE JARVIS WE NEED A ZOOM WITH BIG JOE GAMBINO

[@fstabe5761]

I want to watch this so much

[@nof_real]

YES

[@sukai121]

That would be incredible 😂

[@giantpinkcat]

Ok but you can already tell he clearly doesn't find a wife by stalking her, then kidnapping and assaulting her while she gets stockholm through all her time with him. That's how you know he's not a real mafia boss.

[@pathetic-traveller06]

@@111ohno I think 365 days

[@giantpinkcat]

@@pathetic-traveller06 Not just that. Every Dark Mafia "Romance". Every Single One

[@Gloomdrake]

@leo it's not Italian, though

[@bones7868]

damn i better find me a lady mafia boss

[@hauthot287]

every gacha "i got sold to ..." ever

[@Lee-wf4kr]

I've had a shit day but Jarvis saying "A channel that is me" and then laughing and telling me I'm premium brought me joy

[@batterybroken]

Hey man, hope your day is okay now and it’s better tomorrow.

[@Lee-wf4kr]

@@batterybroken Aaaaw, thanks! It got a little worse but now it's better! And I'm sure tomorrow will be awesome! I wish you well :)

[@Br1anwastaken]

U good?

[@Lee-wf4kr]

@@Br1anwastaken I will be lol :))

[@Br1anwastaken]

@@Lee-wf4kr wdym?

[@ariet6672]

This genre of Jarvis is elite. Chill videos with Him just laughing his ass off for his PREMIUM viewers ‼️

[@glorialastra5775]

right?? it’s so good

[@vixtor7131]

FRRRRR, I watch more Jarvis gold than his actual video's because they just have such easier vibe 😭 we can joke about dumb people instead of an actual problematic stuff that just gets everyone upset

[@montanarose4622]

Loving that Him is capitalised like you’re talking about God. As it should be

[@g.t.3186]

I love when he laughs at his own jokes, you can tell he's having fun :)

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

Well someone has to laugh at his jokes. He got his own laugh track.

[@cheyennev8881]

Ya, not me lol

[@cheyennev8881]

@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme hahahahaha

[@comradezach]

Can you link the full image for your pfp it's awesome

[@failedcabbage]

@@comradezach If you look up "Arnold Tsang One Piece" you should find it pretty easily 👍

[@violetheise4717]

On the surface intro to him, he seems like that weird uncle who you're afraid to come out to, but when he finds out you're gay, he stands up for you, and is your biggest ally against your homophobic family and no one expected it.

[@edgytoucan3444]

AYYY IM BIG JOE GAMBINO AND YOU BETTA NOT BE FUCKIN WIT THE ELL JEE BEE TEA COMMUNITY OR YOU WILL *MEET YOUR DEMISE*

[@angelicscrewup]

@@edgytoucan3444 HAHAHAHHAHA

[@TheRealAmadeusMozart]

Oh my god, I love this

[@_Kuma_]

@@edgytoucan3444 I read that in his voice and it was oddly wholesome, thanks

[@faerie5926]

Jfjfjffhj that would be great

[@brandyc9645]

Not to get too heavy but this Joe guy is a huge comfort for me. My late grandfather was very much like this the whole mobster tough guy act. By the time I was born he had moved out of the city, but he sure kept his personality. Not saying my grandpa was the greatest guy, given he was actually involved in criminal activity up until the years before his death, but he was my grandpa and he's never coming back.

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

I'm sorry for your loss, it sounds like he had a very original personality :). rest in peace

[@bzipoli]

sorry for your loss 😢 what will last forever are the memories we shared with them and i believe you understand this very well. he seemed like a great fella

[@Br1anwastaken]

Sorry for your loss

[@Br1anwastaken]

U good?

[@snicole2811]

He’s like the kind of guy that you’re kind of afraid of but he throws the kids in his family the most extravagant birthday parties with bounce houses and paid actors dressed as princesses

[@lilytran3414]

And you're not entirely sure if the paid actors are or are not his mob buddies that just owe him a favor

[@BigBird64]

I love it when Big Joe says "Did da word 'loanshark come outta my mouth?" while saying the word loanshark in the process.

[@FederalBurroOfInvestigation]

Officer, did the word "assault" come out of my mouth after I threw stuff at other people? No? I'm innocent.

[@DiMagnolia]

Imagine someone shouting “assault” as they threw something at you I would cry laughing but also cry because I’m getting thrown at me

[@YesIlikebananasSo]

@@DiMagnolia Reminds me of when a girl in school grabbed and pulled my hair and screamed “I’m assaulting you!” 💀

[@kyatonic1]

@@DiMagnolia I know it’s a typo but I like to imagine a clone of you was thrown at you.

[@nickywags0712]

Big Joe is def a satire account (or at the very least exaggerating scenarios) but either way it’s fucking comedy gold

[@kylesecord9960]

As a NY Italian this hurts to watch, not because of jarvis but when i tell ppl they think I am exactly like joe

[@TheBshwckr]

Fogetabouit! Am i doing this right?

[@brutalbunny]

why arent you like joe... :( we should all be like joe...

[@sealandchild]

Nice try, Joe

[@GR3Y59-FTP]

getttoutaaa heeeyaaaaaa

[@hailey4786]

you almost fooled me joe

[@will8243]

This guy gave me PTSD from my old Staten Island boss who had multiple HR violations

[@simplykathrynrebeca]

What is a Staten Island boss without HR violations?

[@Br1anwastaken]

U good??

[@alexbernstein1812]

“Fuggetta bout it, drive a Kia” is literally the funniest thing i’ve heard in weeks. it better be a shirt soon

[@AntheanCeilliers]

"The premium channel that is me, but if you're here . . . You're me."

[@dildonius]

I thought the exact same thing. Verbatim.

[@Ovasiig]

I swear to god he said “ya know my people built the fuckin ting.” I’m fucking crying. Holy shit this is so funny

[@sierrajohnson717]

Thinking of Kurtis Connor pretending to be a criminal on social media and also a cop that follows his clues and stops him

[@trash_bender420]

I'm gonna need links

[@Seebbahh]

@@trash_bender420 the video is the Mafia Tiktoks I think, just type in Kurtis Conner Mafia TikTok and it should come up :))

[@trash_bender420]

@@Seebbahh ohhh yes I remember that video. Thanks

[@lualmisis5228]

I came here thinking he would be one of those cringey/weird RP tiktokkers, but he feels more like a friend's uncle or something. I feel like he'd probably rant to you for 2 hours after everyone's finished eating dinner but you feel too awkward to leave

[@solarmoth4628]

This scenario seems extremely accurate.

[@stephanief5794]

LITERALLY i have 2 uncles exactly like this. since i was a child they’ll sit there and tell me about risk assessment for hours and i had no way out

[@percyous]

i am an old newyorka and i used to live there. it is absolutely bonkers. thank you for showing the world the secrets of this alternate dimension

[@tiasoverycool]

just want to let you know that I read that in the heaviest New York accident my brain could conjure 😇

[@Kettie5]

Damn so glad you made a full recovery 🙏

[@peskypigeonx]

@@Kettie5 Feck you too, you don’t talk till you get our new yorka pizza while y’a witness a couple of days scramble on each other for some calzone on the train home

[@pho_is_not_interesting]

@@tiasoverycool Same but it ended up being a fucked up midwest accent when it got to the word bonkers

[@--Ch3rry-B1oss0m--]

good job escaping that hellhole

[@raskov75]

Jarvis sliding into Bostonian while doing New Yorker is the real treat here.

[@partytime8092]

As a Boston resident I was like "Aye kid, that's not New York."

[@raskov75]

@@partytime8092 in his defense, if you're not from the NE it's easy to mix 'em up, eh?

[@mantis-manthegreat]

Funniest accent is my New Yorker grandpa who moved away in his 20s~ and still has an accent in his 70s. He lives in Colorado now.

[@melindamcc1652]

I heard that too! Gotta love it though

[@reginaevaslin8053]

Haha did notice that, when he says "Cah"....

[@lolario7249]

gelled back black hair ✅ chest hair ✅ orange tinted shades ✅ gold crucifix necklace ✅ half-open black shirt ✅

[@KuLaydMahn]

"The 90s weren't that long ago but granted at this point it's been a long time" 😂 Never change, Jarvis

[@tepigisawesome]

I'm not convinced this man isn't a loanshark lol

[@peculiarpangolin4638]

Did the words "loan shark" leave his mouth? I think not. Therefore, totally legit!

[@tepigisawesome]

@@peculiarpangolin4638 You do mention an interesting point 😂

[@evelynjenkins4456]

I am! He never said the words "loan shark"

[@bzipoli]

​@@peculiarpangolin4638YOUR HONOR I REST MY CASE

[@TimmehJay]

I used to work for Bank of America and they drilled into us the story of how it started as the Bank of Italy after one of the big esthquakes I'm California. Actually a cool story. I can confirm it's no different than Wells Fargo. I even worked in a similar department where we had a quota for how many credit cards we were supposed to get people to open every week. I don't think I ever convinced anyone to open one but that's also what happened at Wells, leading to the employees just opening up credit cards for people without them knowing. The exact same thing happened at BofA and I was shocked at how they kept it quiet. Almost every week I had someone upset about a credit card they didn't know they had. I once got in trouble for sympathizing with someone over the way they trick people into thinking they were talking to their local bank when reality almost evert single call went to our call center. Oh, and they'd come find you in the bathroom if you were in there too long. Me and my IBS were always getting sought out in there.

[@Aviivix]

whats bofa

[@strangerofthe2067]

TIL that people are talking about Bank Of America when they ask me “have you seen bofa?”

[@strangerofthe2067]

@@Aviivix 😂

[@DiMagnolia]

My IBS and I are here to send our condolences

[@TimmehJay]

@@Aviivix Bank of America

[@m_jaded]

Imagine how powerful Big Joe Gambino will become when he discovers there are other banks besides Bank of America

[@youngmanomg]

As a lifelong New Yorker I'll say that while the MTA does have it's pitfalls, the city would fucking collapse if it didn't exist. Traffic on the streets (AND sidewalks in certain places) is already so fucked that if the number of drivers in the city rose over a certain amount there would be legitimate, hour long standstills on a good percentage of the streets. also any fellow NYer's lemme get a yurrrrrrrrrrrr

[@officialgreendalehumanbeing]

Yurrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@bigleb00fski41]

@@officialgreendalehumanbeing you’re a new yorker? how do you pronounce bagel?

[@piratecandy6310]

Yurrrrrrrr

[@officialgreendalehumanbeing]

@@bigleb00fski41 Baggel, of course

[@doodledevore7745]

​@@officialgreendalehumanbeing and and how do you pronounce milk?

[@StephMichelleXx]

I mean my dad has a newer KIA and I prefer driving that car way more than a newer Ford. So I can confirm Joe knows what he’s talking about.

[@Jacob-Sophia]

My mom has a Kia Sorento. It’s a nice car. Made it halfway across the US three times.

[@DMO-DMO-DMO]

@@Jacob-Sophia pfsh let us know when it can make it all the way across 🙄

[@Jacob-Sophia]

@@DMO-DMO-DMO Lol but it probably could. Just haven’t had an excuse or money big enough to see the Pacific.

[@DMO-DMO-DMO]

@@Jacob-Sophia haha I know, just kidding

[@kittikat4124]

I unironically love my mom’s 22 kia soul. I mean, I drive a 2007 ford escape, so that could be why lol

[@solarmoth4628]

As someone from North NJ, Italian Americans never take off their chains. Pool, shower, running, mob activities etc. It’s always on.

[@DiMagnolia]

Doing a murder, demanding a loan

[@loveydovey3631]

as someone also from north nj, i have never met an italian person before💀

[@christinajackson6309]

@@loveydovey3631As someone also from North Jersey, I don’t really believe you lmao.

[@nbctheoffice]

Love that the flub in the intro helped you make it unique, even if unexpectedly. I see you switching up the delivery each time.

[@zubetp]

for a second i forgot the R word even existed and i thought his bleeped word was "racist." the idea of using "racist" as a derogatory completely removed from the context of the actual word's meaning was very funny to me

[@olivieraasta8924]

"That is me" Honestly... same

[@dylanvickers7953]

This is like if I had to make a character for a “The Sopranos” role playing game.

[@ChiBoomyBoom]

I would definitely join that game…

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

Therapy: expensive Jarvis telling me I'm premium: free

[@samuell.foxton4177]

Always believe in your soul, you’ve got the power to know you’re indestructible

[@evelynjenkins4456]

*me

[@Br1anwastaken]

U good?

[@Br1anwastaken]

​@@evelynjenkins4456u good?

[@matruxa1]

Maybe Joe's not trying to play a mafia boss, it could be that Joe Gambino in the alternate Sorentoverse is actually like that and the regular one isn't

[@DiMagnolia]

SORENTOVERSE

[@lovelessuponthewall]

Sorentoverse 🤣🤣🤣

[@rosies4713]

jarvis owes me a new laptop bcos the phrase "joe's doing a murder" (9:28) made me spit out my water from laughing

[@Itchy__]

And the smug laugh afterwards 😂

[@KelseyIsKiller]

Nicos a BK/NYC celebrity. He’s known for discovering and interviewing all types of interesting characters across the city. He’s also known for starting go fund mes for business that are in a rough spot and majority of the time he’s able to get them back on their feet.

[@JarvisJohnsonGOLD]

that's awesome

[@castleninjafire]

​@@JarvisJohnsonGOLDjangis jonhsin

[@bisonchicka]

“New Italian just dropped” really made me laugh hard 😂😂😂😂😂

[@brennenoliver5117]

“I’m laughing with him and not at him.” Sounds like someone who’s trying not to get a visit from Big Joe Gambino imo

[@sp00n3gg]

"he looks like billie joe armstrong" THE WAY I CACKLED

[@anthonyselkowitz7550]

As a NY Italian-American, these men are not stereotypes, but almost exact copy of all my male family members.

[@anthonyselkowitz7550]

The lack of business knowledge but motivation intensity is uncanny.

[@marynoble9464]

​@@anthonyselkowitz7550not a single lick of sense but enough determination that it works out anyways. I work insurance and men like these are my fucking favorite. They have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about. I smile nice and they sign papers and I get to watch their businesses take off, it's sick.

[@Tri-Goat]

new york accent jarvis wasn't something i knew i needed

[@amaravazquez8591]

Honestly, my SoCal ass finds the NY Italian/guido types so hilarious and fascinating. They're like our cholos/veteranos - guys that look intimidating and are walking, talking stereotypes but are often genuine, old-school dudes from the neighborhood.

[@TheAmityElf]

"The premium channel that is me." That was great. 10/10. I love it.

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

This guy would do a better job at voicing Mario than Chris Pratt

[@JoraffProductions]

There is not enough discourse here regarding "bussy-ness loan"

[@thewiggler2327]

Discourse over bussy-ness loan and Big Joe Gambino will send a guy to your house.

[@PatAndCamProductions]

New York Nico is basically a man on the street type dude who finds some of the most interesting New Yorkers. He's been doing it for years

[@criticalquery2762]

This man is an absolute eyeliner king

[@Rampala]

Jarvis: "The '90s wasn't that long ago." Me, an elder millennial: "One of us, one of us..."

[@lucify8148]

It never gets old when Jarvis says Big Joe Gambino even though he says it like 100 times through out this video

[@Eerie_Canal]

For some reason I can’t get over how comically large the cornetto this man is wearing is. Napolitano men are built so different bro.

[@commenter5728]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard “2022 Kia Sorento” so many times in my life

[@theslamjamfrincisco2820]

Who? This is Jarvis Johnson Gold

[@wisteriaclaw]

i mean, it makes sense, because for most of your life it was not 2022

[@Daedalussi]

maybe not 2022, but the play 'Oh, Hello!' references kia sorentos pretty emphatically, its all i could think of during this vid lol

[@rivvdraws]

I like when you find creators who aren’t necessarily problematic and are just vibin in their own way haha it’s a good refresher

[@HeadRedShot]

real mafia bosses should pretend to be mafia bosses on tiktok because the authorities would never believe hes actually a mafia boss

[@wormridee]

the bank of america worker mustve been sweating BULLETS

[@ensommeille5315]

why the mafia isn't a fucking aesthetic: a thread

[@gocelotspice5766]

I cooka da spaghetti

[@peskypigeonx]

I don’t know, destabilizing entire countries with crime and corruption is pretty cool and “based” as the kids say these days

[@ensommeille5315]

@@peskypigeonx I was just quoting one of my favourite tweets of all time

[@rayafoxr3]

Finding that tweet mentioned both in Jarvis’ and Kurtis’ most recent videos comment section is so funny to me as a kpop fan whos seen that thread made fun of on Twitter so many times

[@ensommeille5315]

@@rayafoxr3 I think about it so often (also a kpop fan!), it's a genuine masterpiece

[@roguespork]

"The 90s weren't that long ago." The 90s were three decades ago. Yes. My back hurts too 😁

[@georgelloydgonzalez]

But it's not "old school". The values haven't changed THAT drastically. The 70s/early 80s is old school, IMO

[@Bananachan289]

My back is KILLING me

[@atmywhitson]

I was born in 83' I also kinda consider the late 70s, early 80s true "old school" by my standards, anyway. Speaking of pain my old a$$ has now experienced that extremely painful foot/ankle/leg spasms. Omg those things will take you OUT. Dunno if it's an age thing but I never got em b4 now. Stay well, everyone

[@FringePrincess]

@@atmywhitson stay well 😊

[@queencleopatra007]

why did you have to remind me? lmao

[@Merpsicles]

In all fairness, that was a far more effective ad for the 2022 KIA Sorento than anything KIA ever made.

[@Howard_T_Duck]

“Listen..gimme da hundred grand. Go into dat safe ovah there and gimme da hundred grand” It feels like he’s expecting it to be in a burlap sack with a dollar sign on it too 😭

[@CeschiArt]

From an Italian: HE IS JUST LIKE ME FR FR 😭😭😭

[@Bananachan289]

LMFAO

[@Ltchg]

fr

[@Bekathepirate]

I would kill to see Jarvis have a conversation with this man

[@domiinatedloveslave]

10:25 that hurt my heart more than the time I went to the bank and Jarvis was there telling me I wasn’t allowed to get a loan for business business.

[@zanemarciniak7789]

Jarvis, when you said “I’m not saying that he’s threatening when he says someone’s gonna show up at your house”…you haven’t watched enough sopranos, that’s exactly what he’s saying

[@pineapplepen9791]

5:13 “Now its your turn to *grip greatness* 😏” -Jarvis Johnson, 2022

[@jimmyrecard7917]

This Joe guy is perfect at what he does.

[@viviantompkins7925]

“The premium channel that is me. It is…..it *is* me.”

[@vissersixty-nine6246]

my grandma's from new york so when i was a kid i thought every grandma just had a thick new york accent, and that having that accent made you a grandmother

[@oneofthoseyoutubeusers]

i have an issue with the majority of stereotypes but not this one new york italian mob boss will always be a gold mine

[@KhanaHatake]

Watching Jarvis enjoy himself always makes my day

[@bling-tut]

As an Italian American from the tristate area, Joe is the brand of Italian that I personally like to call a "professional meatball impersonator"

[@Gafafsg]

Joe’s TikTok is actually a prequel to Daredevil. This is Kingpin before the Kevlar and steroids.

[@milamaus]

one of my favorite videos of Jarvis's - just a good wholesome time goofing and gaffing

[@abraxis7292]

Joe looks like old Josh Peck mixed with Dracula with his slicked hair. Im here for it

[@tashaburscence5525]

Idk why but when i heard "the premium channel that is me" i instantly pictured a radio rebel (or sparticus for those less cultured people) type situation: "Im the premium channel" "No im the premuim channel" "Im the premium channel" We're all the premuim channel

[@Hellknight101]

Well, we are all premium.

[@hayhay4774]

This has got to be the least threatening and most lazy mafia boss I’ve ever seen

[@zoarsnowpaw3549]

You talk about the weirdest stuff that I'd never know about any other way and I love it

[@BlisaBLisa]

the way all the buttons in cars are being replaced by touch screens "i got a dashboard that looks like fuckin nasa" is a pretty good selling point

[@ImBlueDontBe]

Jarvis' New York accent is one of those curve balls life throws at you that you just gotta take as a blessing

[@sweetpotato8384]

When i hear my name in a crowd 00:06

[@bergrritothebeggoon]

Joe Gambino has been harassing bank of america for the past year someone needs to stop him

[@ch.8365]

i love how happy jarvis is while making his videos like the laughter is so wholesome lol

[@ccb36]

40 seconds in, and as a New Yorker (not Italian, but still), I'm very excited for this video. "The proliferation of weird New Yorker guys" sounds like a very entertaining video to me.

[@ccb36]

Joe, my guy, why would you *want* to drive in New York? There's a reason no one drives, and it's not just financial. (Although cars are expensive.) Even most well-off New Yorkers have MetroCards (as far as I can tell, though I'm not a statistician) - you know why? Public transport is SO much easier and usually faster lmao

[@mibbles2371]

I want Joe and Hard Rock Nick to fight. They're like opposite ends of some kinda loud guy in car spectrum

[@grampa.corybreshears]

Big Joe would absolutely DEMOLISH him. He’d probably have one of his Guys make him sleep with da fishes

[@laynie7459]

i like this style of video where you semi live react to a video while recording, this was really funny, and it was fun laughing along with you to the videos and the things you were saying

[@cassandral.5840]

I.....will.....NEVER...... get tired of this intro.....EVER. its Premium Gold and everytime i am welcomed and hear that distant "gooooollldddd" voice clip.....ik im about to watch some quality content. Thank you Jarvis

[@imperfectblkgoddess99]

1:58 thats a kia. Took me tf out

[@willwalker474]

It's so weird because I love Jarvis' stuff and I love New York Nico's stuff, and to see Jarvis encounter it for the first time with very little context is a surreal experience. I think I started following New York Nico during the early days of the pandemic when I guess he was the catalyst behind the Best NY Accent tournament? He just chronicles every day New Yorkers and it's super wholesome. It's a wild way to be able to recognize New York City of all places as this sorta folksy place. He was also behind the MTA campaign that had a bunch of famous NYers giving PSAs on subway platforms. It's great stuff.