Jeanne Robertson "Don't send a man to the grocery store!"

Jeanne is on SiriusXM Radio this clip is from Jeanne's Southern Style!
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[@naenobe]

My mom sent me the MP3 version of this to me a while back. She passed earlier this month very suddenly and I've had an extremely difficult time. I had my ITunes on random, and this MP3 came up. I suddenly felt like she was sending me a joke and a smile from the other side. Thank you for that!

[@KrysDlite]

This woman is my FAVORITE! I'm so proud to say I was born & raised in North Carolina, too...home of such a wonderful talent!

[@bassgal247]

Any day I need a smile, giggle or just plain big laugh!!! I check in here. Raised in the South and about the same age, I know exactly what she's talking about. I was there!

[@VeronicaMowery]

I've never heard of this woman before -- she great!!!!

[@vobbs]

She's very well spoken, and delivers with exceptional timing. I enjoyed it even though I'm not her target audience.

[@TIisKing]

Heard the bat story on XM on a drive back from Arkansas to Tennessee. We were on a two lane through an agricultural area (what part of Arkansas isn't?) and we laughed so hard we almost couldn't hear the sound of the bugs hitting the car. Your humor took my wife's mind off the "bug-hail" hitting her car. . . .dome were so big, sounded like we were hitting birds. Thanks for your clean, southern humor.

[@calliedockery]

I've watched this at least a dozen times and still roll in the floor laughing! Love everything that Jeanne Robertson does.

[@SeanVBradleyTV]

I just met Jeanne in Indianapolis Indiana at the National Speakers Convention (NSA). She was AWESOME! And even funnier in person :)

[@pjgal2000]

I love this! I laughed until I cried and still do each time I hear it. It never gets old. Left Brain is a lucky man : )

[@janiscortese]

*chuckles* I just sent this to my mom, and she LOVED it! Funny, smart, and gorgeous -- what a combination!

[@dlj21260]

You are great!! Life experiences make the best humor..You do an awesome job of telling a story, using clean language, and I can't stop laughing. Thank you for being you.

[@jordanvanmatre]

Your southern accent is a sweet reminder of why I love my home and my people so much. If only my accent were that genuine and sweet.

[@AmberAnn44]

Oh boy haven't laughed so much in ages..although I'm English I could appreciate Jeannes American sense of humour...Thanks for sharing...off now to find some more...Once again Thanks...As Jeanne would say I laughed so much I thought my waters broke. Barbara Clough West Yorkshire England....

[@gr82bamom]

There was no way I was going to pass up a video entitled, "Don't Send a Man ..." It did not disappoint!! I'm still laughing over Left Brain's hiccup - bless his heart! I've found, over the years, that it's best to use a dash or an asterisk rather than number on my grocery list for my own "Left Brain". I get what I need, and he gets out of the store via express lane!

[@absterful]

This is the funnitest thing I've ever seen. My brother (who has 'passed'), had more degrees than a thermometer, but exactly fits the description of your husband. Thank you.

[@Tdrama81127]

I absolutely love her! I first listened to her on the xm radio. Just had to find her! It is so refreshing!

[@naithom]

Miss Jeanne, I had to let you know -- I have a dear friend who is a minister and she has terminal cancer. I have been sending her your pieces so that she can listen and smile. Thank you.

[@fogisbeautiful]

OMG my mom sent me this, I laughed til I teared up!!! Love it!

[@Sarahle3]

Thanks so much for the hearty laugh and the clean humor.

[@JeanneRobertson]

Well, my goodness. You've made my day! Thanks. I'm bringing Leff Brain to the computer to see this. :) Keep 'em laughing! Jeanne

[@nanapj23]

A dear friend of mine sent me the audio of your 'Don't send a man to the grocery store' more than a year ago so when I discovered your website I returned the favor so she could enjoy the videos on there. Thank you doesn't begin to cover how much I appreciate and enjoy your humor. I am a firm believer finding humor in the every day happenings of our lives. My Mom is 96 and still makes us laugh all the time! God bless you and Jerry as you follow your passion!

[@MrsKiriyuu]

Ms. Robertson, I really enjoy your work. You are the best comedian I have heard of. I love a person who can be funny while staying clean! You are truly an inspiration Ms. Robertson.

[@skitzostudios]

The hardest comedy to do AND BE FUNNY is non offensive, clean material. Bravo!

[@BOBBYPEACOCK]

I love this lady. I hear her on satellite radio on Blue collar comedy channel. She is really funny

[@ldavis8]

Of all her presentations, this one is the funniest to me. Heard it 101 times but I still laugh out loud listening to it.

[@staycejayne]

I have listened to each of these pieces at least ten times each.....a total riot!! So good, I went and bought one of the cds from I tunes.....thanks so much for the humor!! You go, girl!!!!!

[@Nspyrd]

I am a new fan! This is one talented, beautiful, funny lady!! Between this one and the bungee jumping... I am still in stitches! Bravo!

[@ucatlover99]

Jeanne, I have hardly ever laughed so hard. You are right up there with my other two favorites, Dave Barry and Eddie Izzard!

[@gomeljohn9]

Wonderful wonderful woman! Love her sense of humor AND her delivery! :-D This woman needs to be on TV more often!!

[@SusanMallery]

This is hilarious!!! I need to remember to come watch Ms. Robertson for inspiration next time I start a book. She has the boy/girl dynamic down cold... and she's so funny!

[@cablonde320]

I have never heard Jeanne before...she is fantastic!! Talk about hit the nail on the head!! I never laughed so hard..thank you so much for the post.

[@condar419]

This is absolutely wonderful material, expertly delivered.

[@Theangelsguideme]

Enjoying your humor. Seriously laughing out loud! Can't wait for me. Diane

[@Fieldon]

Proof positive that someone can be funny without being mean or using dirty language.

[@ShellieT]

Jeanne Robertson rocks!

[@sandyckansas]

so funny - AND a lot of truth in that "funniness"! ha

[@sammycourtney]

Loved the humor!

[@digital2500]

Looking forward to seeing her on January 28 in DC! She is GREAT!!

[@theremin137]

You are a gem! Thanks for making me laugh tonight and God Bless You!!

[@CMai01]

This is Hilarious!! I just love her mannerisms. Great job Ms. Robertson!

[@pwifeofjgh]

Thank you for your delightful insight... my husband is a pastor/preacher...he will be 40 this year..he is sooooo much like your "left-brain"...God bless!

[@KayFrances]

Was I ever pleased to find this in my inbox!! Seems you've gone viral! GREAT, great stuff. I'm sending it on! SO glad to see you in Phoenix. xox Kay Frances

[@weibo1971]

This is one of funniest videos I have heard in a long time THANKS!!!! jeanne

[@okpatriot]

This is proof that you can be funny and keep it clean!!!

[@SummerRain368]

THANK YOU for sharing this! I have NEVER laughed this hard and long in my entire life! In other words, "Thanks - I needed that"!!

[@kygirl1100]

You are wonderful, we have enjoyed listening to you so much. I love good clean comedy. I have sent this to many of my friends and family. My husband is very very smart, has those "IMPORTANT DEGREE'S" too, but alas also the left brain!!! Thank you for the laughs.

[@passelin1]

First heard you on Sirius satellite radio. Got your CD for my mom for last xmas. Love every bit I've heard. You're right, enjoy life and see the humor in everything. For some reason, this bit came to mind and had told my girlfriend. Lo and behold, it was on KZbin and she loved it!! Thanks!!

[@JeanneRobertson]

@patsytoland Thx Patsy. I'll make sure to lelt the tolks at XM know you're out there. I'm so pleased you enjoy my work. Now if you run off the road laughing during that long drive, it's not my fault! :) Keep listening. Jeanne

[@deanchristine]

That was so funny because we've all been there! I love your sense of humor

[@sparkybish]

Hilarious! I couldn't wait to hear the next thing on the list!

[@valarltd]

Jeanne, I love you. I've been listening to you on Sirius Radio for quite a while. I'm pleased to find this on You-tube so I can show my friends. You and Left-brain are my husband and me in 20 years. We laugh and shake our heads in complete recognition at this sketch and the "Fashion in New York City" one. This is exactly why I do not send Mudd to the grocery store. And the Hawaii one is why i don't let him pack when I have to got to a convention. (I'm a romance novelist) Thanks!

[@ivftech]

This is hilarious. It is so true.

[@flyMaryse]

probably first time of my life i number my list. got me laughin so hard, i almost fall out of my chair.

[@MrRicksStudio]

How can anyone be this funny without so many four-letter words???

[@JeanneRobertson]

@910madge Wonderful! What I do love are people who watch and laugh. I'll be adding a new clip soon so check back. Keep laughing! Jeanne

[@Anemix5]

Now that I've wiped the tears from my eyes I can make my comment. That was TOO FUNNY!!! Thank you! xoxox

[@lorelome]

As a Kentucky girl who was born in North Carolina, I have to say, I really liked this!

[@armywife012205]

I love to listen to you on Sirius radio. If the people in the car are talking, I yelll at them to "hush y'all...Jeanne is coming on." :)

[@becker8595]

OH MY GOODNESS!!! That waws about the funniest thing I have ever seen!!

[@sarabullard]

Glory and Hallejuhah!! How refreshing!! Thanks.

[@571969ed]

She is as striking looking as she is funny. I love her!

[@momma2ab1114]

Oh My Goodness...My husband and I just watched this together and we both laughed so hard...up until I said..."Kinda sounds like something you would do doesn't it dear" He remained silent, but was still laughing...Thanks for the heart warming giggles!

[@sassyg12]

so funny! and no bad language! you are a truly marvelous performer! I haven't laughed so hard in a while!!! :)

[@Tygera1989]

Started listening to Jeanne on Blue Collar Comedy on XM radio, and I've fallen in love with her stand up! This might sound funny but I was shocked to finally see what she looked like after all the stand up referring to her height, I also wasn't expecting someone her age! Excellent performer! =)

[@gomeljohn9]

Jeanne, we need more material. I listened to all this, and KNOW you ahve much more. I'd love to hear more of your WONDERFUL comedy!

[@Tazz3L]

100% clean and very well done!! I love it!! Thank you for a great laugh!!

[@cgirling]

I laughed till I cried. She's wonderful.

[@daevydjae]

XM Radio posts a few of her talks, and both my wife and I have to listen to her. I love how she sets up jokes with long stories and funny anecdotes in between. Her method reminds me a lot of Bill Cosby. Thank you Jeanne! Please keep going - we hope to see you in person sometime.

[@doddee]

hilarious!...I was laughing to tears :)

[@LDinNevada]

Absolutely outstanding. Man, she's going to be mighty busy this fall if we have a major outbreak of Swine Flu!

[@JeanneRobertson]

@naenobe Your comment made me feel so good. What a great way to look at things. I hope you smiled and smiled and smiled. She would want you to. Keep laughing! Jeanne

[@LLS11]

accidently stumbled across this video. glad i did. thanks for the laugh!!

[@joeneedstosleep]

About 8 years ago, I moved up to Buffalo from Fayetteville, and this is the first time since then that I've had the pleasure of hearing a "real Carolina accent." It takes me way back to my school days, when all of my teachers were Southern ladies. Ms. Robertson, you are just so lovely and precious!

[@Isaidjustmekimberly]

I have so been there! "Left Brain"! Cracks me up!

[@JackieJax41]

My Baby brother is left brain on this one I swear he is. OMG This is so funny, thanks i needed it

[@usnuzuluz]

I so wish I would have known about you and your stories Jeanne! Fantastic to hear such good, clean, authentic humor :D Could listen to you for hours and if you're ever speaking anywhere within a day's drive from where I live in NW New Brunswick, Canada, I'll be there! Thank you for sharing here.

[@JackieJax41]

Jeanne You make me laugh so hard when I watch this, and I've watched it many times. It reminds me of my late husband, who passed.. *bows head*.... But he did that same thing sometimes

[@amkebu]

Jeanne, this are wonderful! I laughed so hard I could barely breathe. Thanks for sharing! I'm passing this link along to my friends. Please upload more!

[@NikkiArdolino]

I discovered you on Sirius XM and I think your stories are amazingly funny. I had to look you up cause I can't get enough of your humor. Thanks so much for sharing it!

[@giascott]

I discovered your humor via a Facebook posting--and you rock! Real, clean humor that you don't have to "clean up" is fantastic. I loved the raft ride description...and all of the others I listened to this evening--and I've personally learned the risks of sending "Left Brain" to the store. Humor has gotten me through the toughest times in my life, and I love to see others celebrating humor too!

[@JeanneRobertson]

@gomeljohn9 @gomeljohn9 Hey, gomeljohn9, Thanks for your nice comments. Yes, you're right. I have loads of material. My lastest DVD came out last year - 6th full-length DVD 11 years. Working on #7 now. And, we have 75 stories for download on itunes. But on youtube, I like to post one and see if we can get it to catch fire. Of the 7, some have, some haven't. /wen we post the next one, which one do you think it should be? Thanks. Keep 'em laughing! :) Jeanne

[@AnaGHernandez67]

reminds me of my parents! We are from Arkansas, so I can relate to the food issue. My dad was a preacher too so we got a double dose. :) Love your material, when it reminds you of home, and it's funny, it's good!

[@skymaster336]

Absolutely priceless. So true, and so funny. Thanks for posting.

[@kadoo430]

this is my favorite excerpt of all the jeanne robertson videos on youtube, it cracks me up from beginning to end - from the sad, head bow when you mention someone has passed to "is there an epidemic?"

[@joycelyneh]

Absolutely loved it! I think 'left brain' and my 'pet orangatang' must have had the same father! Only difference being left brain cottoned on to what he had done wrong and brazened it out, my 'pet' wouldn't have worked it out! Although, to give him his due, he once went to the PO to post letters and got half way back when it dawned on him that post boxes aren't green! He went back to the PO to discover he'd put the letters in the rubbish bin! Have watched all the videos now, love them. Thank you

[@nnpem]

Thanks for the laugh!

[@pesachBtov]

Hmmm...I'm a 59 year old man from the south (south Los Angeles, that is), and I laughed and laughed. Thank you so much. I have to figure out how to share with my 91 year old mother. Once I get back from the grocery store.

[@GreenwoodNurseryMcMinnville]

A friend told me you were here on KZbin. So glad I found you. I listen to XM radio with anticipation that you will be on during my drive. A huge smile comes across my face as soon as I hear your voice. I'm a southern girl, too, and can certainly relate. Thank you for sharing. Cheryl

[@shazam4806]

When I saw her do this live I just couldn't believe how she described my husband doing the shopping! I also laughed till I cried.

[@representing50plus]

She is so funny i listen to her on XM RADIO but I haven't heard her in a few months ....hey Xm put her back on !

[@JeanneRobertson]

Wow! Thanks. What fun. Hope they like the story and the recipe. "Taste of the South" magazine made it in the test kitchen and pronounced it good! Did a story on it which is on my website. You won't believe it. My mother died in 35+ years ago and I've sill got some of her dishes and ... and things she said always pop into my mind. Wish I could have met our "Southern tradition Mom." Keep laughing! Jeanne

[@1HillbillyGirl]

Found your video on 'Bits n Pieces' and laughed ...and laughed ...and laughed! Delightful story and presentation; I haven't connected to a speaker on so many levels since the great Erma Bombeck. I will be seeking out your other videos. Posted to Kutano.

[@JeanneRobertson]

@justjill4u Great meeting y'all too. Looking forward to seeing what you do. Thanks for coming to the show in Laughlin. Keep Laughing! Jeanne

[@SilentXero]

This is really cute!!

[@momfromtx]

I loved her . They just passed , is there an epidemic. HAHHAH

[@miss.g-shun-w]

I am in love! That video was hilarious! I just love that beautiful southern accent :-)

[@ThePaxel]

I dunno rather to laugh or cry........ this happends to me quiet often.......then again i have always been accusd of having a 1 track mind.....lol great humor mam.....

[@JeanneRobertson]

@sexybabibi Oh, my. You are astute! Glad you enjoyed the clip and ... preciate you not typing the punch line. As I said... astute. Keep laughing! Jeanne

[@madgie1944]

I love this! Typical.

[@NarcissusJ]

Miz Jeanne, I do so enjoy your stories. My family is 'from this area' (GA, SC, NC) and I can hear them when you speak. Thanks for reminding us where we are from!☺