Jeff Allen Teenager's first car

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This is comedian Jeff Allen at his hilarious best- bringing a satiric look at kids from a parent's wry perspective, to anecdotes of his youth growing up in the '60s to his teenager's first car.

[@glencoughlan2209]

Takes a true showman to do FUNNY clean comedy, master comedian.

[@blazingsaddle166]

Top tier comedian right there.

[@overcomer4226]

Everything he said about a Volkswagen bug was 100% spot on. My Dad had 2 of them. Oh wait the second one was a 'superbeetle'.

[@EagleOneM1953]

Spot on indeed. I'm originally from Belgium and a friend of mine haf one of the early types, the one with the little window in the back in the form of glasses, worth thousands of dollars now in Europe...Great car though... he took it on vacation filled o the brim every year, from Belgium all the way to Yugoslavia as it was still known then, now Croatia. A few thousand miles and he spent little on gas, he was a real penny pincher... wished I had one to sell now...

[@jongilbertson2106]

Same here. I still remember my dad’s Beetle. The car had character. Remember the Thing? It was a convertible Beetle with a square body. I drive a ‘17 Beetle now.

[@remoorekable]

Oh my gosh I can’t handle how hilarious this guy is!!!

[@meirwise1107]

Funny and clean. You see, it can be done!

[@toddvandell85]

"Dad? What does Coupe de Ville mean? "It's a French word meaning boat." So true.😂😂😂😂

[@kencohagen4967]

toddvandell85 Land Yacht.

[@linoleluminum2017]

coupe (cup) deville (city)

[@Nicolas-zb9uw]

Coupe de Ville doesn't mean anything BUT Coupé de ville means a hartop car - but coupé car meaning has evolved so much since 1940 ies - made for cities as in Tenue de ville for formal wear in Soirées Chic. Cadillac Coupé de ville , I believe , was choosen by GM motorists only because it sounded well, luxurious , classy , select and élégant ! American motorists often are choosing french words when they want to emphasize the elegancy of a car : La Parisienne ,

[@valerieeslick6324]

Jeff Allen is my favorite comedian

[@denisegallagher4668]

Love, love Jeff Allen, so much, actually everything he says is spot on and makes it hilarious!

[@joemorrow8411]

You can actually tell jokes without cussing wow,,,excellent

[@rohaanomar7003]

You'd love drybar comedy! My fav is Shayne smith.

[@N8riz]

@@rohaanomar7003 funny guy!

[@philipsutton2316]

Love this guy and one of the very rare comedians who is actually clean. You can show him to anybody without being embarrassed over the XX rated content. Philip

[@doncrabtree7538]

This guy is hilarious and the comedy is clean (what a concept). Listen and enjoy.

[@Spotlight524]

Don Crabtree the

[@madbear3512]

Fuck em i hate clean comdian

[@mikael4126]

@@madbear3512 then fuck right outta here

[@madbear3512]

@@mikael4126 This is a free goddamn country or at least people think it is

[@riverdealer]

Jeff Foxworthy was clean too

[@bonitawauls6274]

Loved your routine! Kids are so dense about cars. I made my daughter learn how to change a tire by hand, change the oil, gap the spark plugs. She learned to drive and bought a computerized car! Traitor!

[@mitchellfitzgerald8220]

I can't stand people who swear by newer cars and look down on older cars. To me, I love rusty, beaten shitboxes as long as they run

[@hazelstops]

Ahahaha…same with us! 😂

[@loginusername7]

One of the best comedy bits I've ever seen. Nice job!!

[@johnclayden1670]

Only just found this guy. I hope my underpants eventually dry.

[@281cobracar7]

When I was in the air force one of my friends had a 69 Chrysler New Yorker. We called it the Gray Ghost. Power everything, nothing worked.

[@JJ-pt7xb]

My new favorite comic we need more!!!

[@CDN1975]

He is hilarious and clean.

[@juliemonarch7364]

Haha! My first car was a 1976 Ford Pinto. It was fun going forward, but you did NOT want to stop suddenly with cars behind you! 🥺

[@kathyboxx3678]

Me, too?

[@kalypso36b]

When I flew to L.A. for two weeks in August 1980, I rented a well-used Pinto from Rent-A-Wreck (are they still around?). Best choice for dodging around traffic on those interminable freeways.

[@718jef]

That 66 caddy horn had me dying. Lol

[@YouTViewer]

Yea… love that going full speed down the freeway, hanging on for dear life….. and people passing you going 45

[@sillyoldfrog]

I never heard of him. Now I have to find more if him.

[@gsdfan8455]

Check out dry bar comedy

[@erinmagill3867]

I'm sending this video to my father, a mechanic who can usually fix anything with an engine. Its perfect. His specialty? Volkswagons. His addiction? Volkswagon buses. Love of his life? Undecided. His favorite quality about his spouse? Not sure, maybe her beauty since she's a classic, maybe her interior, maybe her rear end, headlights, or shine, but I think its when she doesn't try his patience, give him any problems, or tell him the way he repaired her is wrong when he's working on her or fixing her to run just right. He just wants her to listen the first time so he can sell her & purchase his next project. Nevermind the lady inside the house who says she's his wife.... My dad, my hero & most stubborn man I've ever met taught me the value of a dollar, hard work, productiveness, taking care of your things, never giving up, & having a hobby. His wife... She's a damn saint! Her quiet, still, relaxed calm, patience, love, acceptance & understanding, who knows when to disengage...she's priceless!

[@fridayschild722]

What a lovely homage to your parents 😃

[@PhilGeissler]

Funniest bit he has. I almost fainted laughing so much!

[@readthebible67]

Oh dear Gert! The Bug bit....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@Felliixtc]

I like this comedian. Not once did I hear him say any of that "he slike" "I slike" foolishness that many comedians use.

[@Livetoeat171]

Felliixtc ??

[@Flowerangl]

First car a Plymouth Horizon with unassisted rack n pinion. Started sliding around one snowy night from work. I found Jesus that night. 😳😳😳

[@jltayl2]

My 1st car was a 1968 AMC Rebel. It was a full-sized 2-door sedan with a small 6 cylinder engine. It went from 0-60 in March (Please note - Not February or even April. It needed that 31st day to get to 60! I also had a 1972 VW Squareback (Think "Stationwagon Bug") &, yes, the heater was extraordinary! On January day 3 friends & I were going somewhere & 1 of the guys in the backseat complained about being cold. Without saying anything (but smiling at my best friend in the passenger seat, I quietly reached down & put all of the heat to the backseat & turned it to High. In just a couple of minutes, the backseat guy said "Can you turn down the heat? My sneakers are melting!" 🤣🤣

[@rachelginter3616]

Omg..when my husband and I were dating he owned a grimlin...lol..every time we went over a cattle grate the muffler fell off or a hole in the road...lol...he kept old wire hangers in the back floorboard to tie it back up...lol

[@negativeindustrial]

I had the same experience at 17yo. Now my favorite moments are spent wrenching under the car.

[@rachelginter3616]

Lol

[@rm2399]

I drove my dad's Geo Metro. I could park anywhere in that thing. Got great gas mileage too.

[@steinaech]

Geo prism here

[@quota77]

Raquel Moran loved my 3 metros. 45 mph average. At the farmers market i never had to worry about parking. It was so small i parked at the end of a full row and made my own little space

[@CiscoWes]

I had to rent one of those when I was getting my car fixed. I remember I drove back and forth to work which is about 110 miles round trip. After a couple of days I thought I’d better put some more gas in it. Went to fill it up and I think it took like $7. I thought, man I love this car!

[@jeromegarcia5396]

😂🤣😂🤣 the VW jokes

[@bigsabertoothbunny5986]

"All she was thinking about was things you have to do" - FREAKING HILARIOUS My wife has a Geo Prism when we got married, we are shipping her old 70s VW Beatle to our house to fix for my son to drive. This video was awesome

[@ravenrogers7386]

"Gym shoes" Straight outta Chicago!!!! 😂

[@AFmedic]

Love the bit about the Bug...my friend had one. While in the Air Force (1970), I decided to splurge and go "top of the line" and bought a Volkswagen Khamann Ghia. Brand New, fully loaded- including the wimpy horn - LOL it set me back $2500

[@torchyswinson7264]

AFmedic6871 our first new car was $6000. Nearly had a heart attack!

[@beatleme2]

lol i drove Hooptys all my life.. i loved my 64 Vw Beatle...he so right ! esp the horn ..roflmao!

[@jeromegarcia5396]

Foreals, I had a 60, But gas miles tho I miss pocket change getting you through the week😂🤣

[@eligebrown8998]

That's funny. My cousin has a 66 Hoopty and him and his wife are beetle fans to. Small world.

[@millibarman]

😂 Had a ‘74 Bug ... thought the ‘heater’ would melt my shoes!

[@tinasell7340]

That was my first thought also that he looked like Herman to from the munsters too.

[@codeyamos]

That junk joke is perfect for me! Had a junk car for 5+ years while paying off student loans and never once thought twice about parking next to that a**hole who parks on the line so that he/she can't get in the driver side , since I wasn't worried about them wanting revenge; then I went out and got a new car and the first time I tried that I realized what I had done and immediately moved to a new spot.

[@renaarmstrong2838]

This guy made me laugh so hard I gasped for air! Love this guy.

[@troyyarbrough]

I laughed until I had tears in my eyes.

[@darlatidwell6255]

Very very funny and original material 👏😂

[@chosenone8408]

One of my friends used to drive a 76 brown Datson. We used to call it "The Turd Car."

[@krom26]

nice one !

[@CIorox_BIeach]

My truck is a 1st gen dodge pickup. I love it. They all stay away.

[@kathyyoung1774]

Clorox Bleach I drive a 2003 Toyota Corolla stick shift with one hubcap. Nobody wants to be near it. Sweet!

[@karlamontgomery3703]

One of the best skits ever! Love Jeff Allen!

[@brucewaldbauer7216]

My girlfriend had a firefly that got over 60 mpg . Drove it 287k km and sold it still ran great . It was great for one or two people. Got over 40 mph in rush hour traffic at the end

[@davida6919]

7:45 that laugh XD 😂😂

[@chuckhembree6101]

I just love the way this man tells jokes, you know, ones that you could tell your grandmother or young child ! Thanks Jeff

[@kencohagen4967]

My dad had a VW Bug when I was 6. Driving from Bereaved to Cleveland and back to see my grandparents was pure torture in the winter. My mother buried us in blankets and we prayed for some heat from the front of the car. 20 below and Lake effect snow? Your ass if frozen solid!

[@cynthiadelvalle3437]

You are so funny! I love it.

[@lorrainelee3092]

My first car was a '65 Chevy Impala. Miss it.

[@BigChiefPops]

Hey, now we know your security question :-)

[@need4HIM]

Mine was a 68 Impala.

[@BlueRidgeMtns100]

65 Chevy was my first car too. Most comfortable bucket seats ever made.

[@PafMedic]

I Got My License In A 66 Coup DeVille..My Grandmothers😂😂

[@doberman1ism]

He is spot on about the Volks Wagon Beetle. What defroster ?It only worked in the summer Also loved my 1995 Cadillac Deville. The air filter on the Cadillac was the size of the state of Rhode Island.

[@darlenemcnealy6306]

Aidah Di Leoni my aunt picked me up from school in her bug she would need to lift the break pedal with her foot and pat it several times for the car to stop... funny now😝

[@doberman1ism]

Darlene McNealy The VW bug was like riding in a can of sardines. In the winter it was freezing. In the summer it was sweltering. What great memories.

[@doberman1ism]

Carolina to the Caribbean I miss those beautiful big luxurious cars. So much chrome and glass. I remember the sun dancing off the chrome as the reflection sparkled in the sun.

[@doberman1ism]

Carolina to the Caribbean An added note. My mother taught me how to drive her beautiful sky blue 1959 Oldsmobile 88. Now that’s a car. It was so beautiful and so elegant. It reminded me of the space vehicle in the cartoon show The Jetsons. The radiator was so huge you could use it as a kitchen table. 😂

[@markhenry2826]

Well done...

[@jordanlee4279]

Oddly enough I had my biggest speeding ticket ever in a geo metro

[@user-jf4ns7yt4b]

So, 6:36 funny. Thank you, Jeff. I related to every word. God Bless

[@imachristian1324]

So, funny my jaws hurt lol

[@cricketlee4278]

Hilarious!

[@archerpiperii2690]

A carburetor built by Hoover! Brilliant! :)

[@mikesteelheart]

I remember the first time I filled up my '78 Eldorado... I thought "I've driven this pretty far on one tank, maybe the gas mileage isn't as terrible as they say." Eighty dollars and 25 gallons later she was full, the gas tank is like a bottomless money pit!

[@kathyyoung1774]

mikesteelheart That will get you to the next gas station! 😂🤣😆

[@cyndianderson7056]

I had an '85 Lincoln Town car. I had to sell a kidney to fill it up. 😂😂

[@kathyyoung1774]

LOL! Let me tell you about my 18-wheeler that got 4-6 mpg, depending on the weight of the load and the terrain and the weather. Took 180 gallons to fill it. That's one reason I love my Toyota Corolla stick shift. I can almost Flintstone that baby if I get low on gas. Best wishes!

[@molonlabe9602]

True about junkers. Never a problem with my 2004 Toyota Tiger diesel pick up. Runs strong, drives good and looks like crap. Nobody tries to take my right of way away with their nice late model vehicles. No one wants to steal it and if it gets keyed, I have a new pinstripe.

[@heavychevy383]

...72 deville ...miss that car!

[@readthebible67]

SO MUCH FUN!!

[@angryfrigginliberalinpenns1314]

He was right about the Carb on that thing is had the suction of a hoover and a kirby combined

[@jimmyarmijo792]

My first car was a 1965 Chevy Impala- 4 door! This is true; I went to my local Unemployment office to do some business. I parked in the parking lot in a parking stall, when I came out of the EDD office to where I parked my car, the front tire, the driver side, WAS ON the 5-6 inch high cement curb! And on the ground was the aluminum corner trim with a small gash in the middle of it. I told myself What did they hit my car with? Another '65 Chevy? That is the honest truth. To this day I have no ideal what happened. And no, there was no other damage to my car.

[@yvonneost12]

very funny guy.

[@donovanpl]

This guy is really funny!

[@lindathompson6129]

Just learned of this guy. He is younger on this one but he really is funny. No profanity.

[@patiencehopkins4354]

How bad is it that my dream car is a bug? Lmfao

[@kalypso36b]

Enjoy it! I certainly loved my '67 bug.

[@gregb6469]

Hey, my dream car is an Edsel!

[@bedtimebiblechat7152]

We bought our daughter her first car, it was a Geo. The deal was we put the down payment on it and she pays for it. We had to repossess the car so we drove it. I really liked it except it was way too loud. Every working part under the hood could be heard. LOL But it had great get up and go! Was awesome on gas. Had plenty of room but it was uncomfortable for longer rides. I love Jeff Allen, he's so funny!!

[@matthewmccormack420]

Ran over a SCHIFF in my car and messed up the suspension

[@braddenham9189]

That's terrible! I guess you will have to make up a story about what happened...

[@johnw2026]

My Dad made the mistake many years ago of buying a 4 seat Geo Metro for our family of 5. We about tore that car up. First of all, 3 cylinders is never enough. Thats nothing more than a souped-up moped. Secondly, they put a 5-speed manual transmission on it. With an engine that weak, it shouldn't have had more than a 4-speed, because you rarely use 5th gear with a 3 cylinder engine, there's just not enough power there. There's a certain hill coming out of Ozark, Arkansas on U.S. 64 that we travelled often. Most stick shifts can pull that hill in 4th gear, some maybe have to go to 3rd....our Geo Metro?? 2nd. And barely crawling up the slow lane! You MAYBE could do it in 3rd if you had 3 people or less on board. And you can forget about air conditioning! I was ELATED when he got rid of that hunk of junk!

[@HueyDaKid69]

Loved your stroll down memory lane. Thank you 🙏💜

[@gregb6469]

The reason they called it a Metro is because it was designed for city driving. As you learned, it was not meant to be out on highways and rural roads.

[@johnw2026]

@@gregb6469 agreed wholeheartedly!

[@Pray24]

When your child tells you he is going to drive next year 😂😂😂prayer time on the way to church with learners permit 🥳on way to Cracker Barrel .. ?? .. 32,000 truck ?? D “ in math 😂😂.. going to travel agent now after getting hit in used car🥳.. spare engine in the trunk 😂happy horn 😱😂driving a bug 😂😂flame thrower on floor board when use heater 😂😂Volkswagen Heater😂... the wife was praying when he was driving crazy 🥳😂😂😂 coupe horn 🥳🥳🥳Cadillac 66 crushing 😂😂🥳Wife asks fatal question 😂👏?? Thinking ? How many miles per gallon does the 😂😂 car get ??

[@burpostockings]

Reminds me of my old ford explorer. Lol the power steering was out on that after 3 years. Had real nice AC though.

[@Jefleopard]

You’re hilarious. Here’s a freebie, Jeff. You should do a Herman Munster act. You look just like him.

[@lincolnhantsbarger3306]

i had a geo metro its so true that car was slow as dirt

[@hugavet3049]

67 bug. A whopping 40hp!

[@robertbluntfalsearrest7127]

This guy is hilarious my first car was a 65 Buick Wildcat do every bit of 120 miles an hour down the road there was just one problem you couldn't stop that monster

[@rogeroutler1807]

That was my first car, too! Never had it past 100 but couldn't keep motor mounts in it. Finally had to put truck mounts in it.

[@mvblitzyo]

haha LOVE IT ! ..

[@churchboy4609]

my dad will concur with this, the focus is the worst automobile he's ever driven! no joke, his boss said he didn't want it cause it "worked" so bad and he apologized when he found out that my dad got it! lol

[@dionlindsay2]

The Ford Focus with the Zetec engine? I'm on my second, and until I can afford an Aston Martin I'll be very happy. First did just short of 200,000 miles, manual petrol.

[@NolaBotha-ny4ub]

Luv this guy just 2 gud

[@Orion227]

How old is this clip? He is on Dry Bar Comedy 2019 and is grey haired and hunch old. Plus here he reminds me of the father in the Munsters.

[@MegaVenom2099]

It was uploaded in 2013

[@JoeLibby]

He's been doing this a long time!

[@CanItAlready]

Truth Seeker Old enough that he was talking about owning a Geo Metro.

[@merijaan4418]

i was here from the dry bar... Lol

[@spencer1381]

Haha this is great😂👊🏻

[@lallyoisin]

Easy on the Bug. Designed in the 1930 for crying out loud. One of the biggest selling cars of all time. It had character and could float! They were manufacturing quarter million a year in the 50s. Put that in context... In the 50s This guy's hilarious!!

[@THINJIMI]

My first car too! I remember them selling for $1,999 when I was just a kid.

[@mikesteelheart]

He's just joking man...

[@lallyoisin]

@@mikesteelheart yep. I said he was hilarious and he is. I can't like the car? I'm not getting you!?

[@nancylaurens3286]

First car was a 1965 VW Bug,,loved that car..no radio..no a.c...great on gas and only able to carry 3 passengers plus the driver; which was me..managed to get 8 people in and drove directly to Jones Beach. Had it for about a year.. Came home from work one day and found out my father used it for a trade in on a 1966 Chevy Impala.

[@lallyoisin]

@@nancylaurens3286 that was a cool car too! I'm sure you had a good memory or two from that car too! Peace!

[@AF-xi4ub]

Back when comedy was actually funny!

[@trina8350]

He’s even funnier now.. Check out Drybar comedy

[@donniemullady5523]

Truly funny

[@messiamovsesian2162]

That laugh at 7:44 😂

[@wytwabit]

My first car was a '61 VW bug, 10 years old. First gear slipped, so I had to hold the stick shift going up a hill until I put it into 2nd. The heater was wired into the "on" position, and yes, I remember how HOT it got. I also remember how weak the headlights were. They did NOT shine down the road very far. When I was in labor with my first child, my visiting mother decided to drive us to the hospital via the freeway...in my VW. (She was used to her Pontiac Grand Prix.) If I hadn't been in such discomfort, I would have enjoyed all her complaints much more.

[@marthaadams4393]

Was it still a 6 volt battery? I had one in grad school and we carried a flashlite at night to go shine more light :-) really!

[@tangoindiamike9189]

My first car was a Dodge Demon with a slant six. Then a Dodge Dart. When I was 18, working my first full time job, I was promoted to department foreman and they more than doubled my pay. I went to the Pontiac dealership and bought a Firebird from the showroom floor. They opened those big glass doors and I drove it out onto the street, feeling king of the world. Wish I still had that car. I still have dreams about it and that was 42 years ago. A buddy of mine once said, "remember high school, when every guy had $100 car with a $400 radio?" Now that was funny, and somewhat true. Nowadays, kids are driving Mercedes and Escalades to school.

[@kalypso36b]

I remember my dad owning a '59 Pontiac, then a '65 Olds (don't remember the models). Then, a year before I got my learner's permit he bought the brand new '68 Firebird, hunter green with a black vinyl roof. That's the car I learned to drive on (along with my instructor's '68 Mustang). Within 2 years he had to trade in the Firebird because he was getting too many speeding tickets (despite the short wheelbase it had a very smooth ride and going down the highway you didn't always notice you were doing 70+ in a 60mph zone). So he traded it in for a barely tamer Grand Am (he had turned 40, so I guess he decided to dial it back a bit), and then a few years later with a growing family settled down with a Buick LeSabre. A loyal GM man to the end. RIP, Dad.💔 I miss our heart-to-hearts.

[@tangoindiamike9189]

@@kalypso36b Lucky you! If I remember correctly, that firebird had the 400 engine. A buddy of mine had one just like it, hunter green with black top. His may have been a 1970. I guess they didn't change colors every year like they do now. Those are awesome memories!

[@eligebrown8998]

This guy is funny as hell but is it me or does he look suspiciously like Herman Monstor? I hit a nightcrawler, plublop. GOOD THING THE SUN ROOF WAS OPEN! 🤣🤣🤣

[@grommit641]

very cool much video

[@turkeybuttsammich]

Ryan Gosling in 20 years...

[@johnwheater4412]

Nice Jeff

[@christinedoyle9212]

Amen

[@rickkentner1713]

Nice horn!! Fuckin funny!!

[@sillyoldfrog]

That was funny.

[@red_arrow76]

Funny, funny, funny

[@lisastanbaugh394]

Good

[@tarot-karma-online]

My dad had a very long white Cadillac in Germany beginning of the 1970s. I still have photos. Those were real cars. Nowadays u could not find a parking space with them. They were called Strassenkreuzer in Germany. Street cruisers.

[@dylte1lrshrt528]

Had a service truck that had the same horn and lucky if you got to 60

[@mrsmacca126]

No. He is not Tim Allen’s brother. No relation

[@joellucmullins341]

Tim Allen is his brother

[@Nunofurdambiznez]

Not true. They are not related at all.

[@nowankersallowed2115]

Then he claimed he bought a car and his dad didn't know he had bought it.. even though it was sitting out the front of his house..