Jeff Dunham's Hilarious Take on Parenting w/ Puppet Peanut

[@charliekline3975]

I like how they talk to peanut like he is real

[@CarlosHuiskens]

That's what makes Jeff so amazing. If you truly focus on his puppets instead of him it really gives you the impression that Peanut is real. And that's something very important for a comedian like him.

[@cooperminion825]

U mean he isn't? Lol

[@Blondie42]

That's the point. Why have a ventriloquist come on the show and then utterly ignore the puppet?

[@ash18001]

Because he’s that good

[@jjjohnson1389]

Host: Why am I talking to him like he's real? People: *Just play and act like you are,bad host.* Host: Talks to the puppet like he's real. People: *Why is he talking to him like he's real?????!!!!*

[@OliverurFace]

They're literally talking to Peanut.....I love this so much Haha

[@mravalik]

I love Jeff, and it's almost unbelievable how easy he switches from himself to his characters, but it also feels like his real side comes out through his puppets.

[@aldrindelacruz8317]

I really really love peanut!!!..😍😍

[@mysteria_1305]

I say it’s family friendly until little kids realize what you actually mean. Then you have a lot of explaining to do lol

[@carmencruz5538]

Peanut just take my depression he makes me laugh

[@MeAndThemThemAndMe]

Peanut is my favourite!

[@chango101]

Mine too😀

[@evonwilliams7502]

I know right

[@DaneToTheBone]

Wow... Jeff actually makes Peanut focus on the hosts when they talk... Wow...

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

He needs to do more specials, I love him.

[@Sight-Beyond-Sight]

I have 5 kids: Triplet daughters age 3 and twin sons age 1. Yes, I use leashes (on the girls now and the sons when they start walking in public) cuz CPS frowns on the use of shock collars!!

[@maintoc]

Good one. :) A version I heard referenced walking up to parents that have a little kid on a leash. Apparently, asking "Was it a rescue?" is frowned upon. :p

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

@@maintoc Even worse is "Can i pet it?"

[@evonwilliams7502]

I really love peanut please send more

[@laughAFrame]

They are literally talking to the puppet 😅😅

[@johnbaker5199]

his twins aren’t on a leash at all because kenna would have purposely dropped it 😂

[@EpicMel0ns]

John Baker I see what your referencing XD

[@shanicestrawberry2083]

haha oh yes , i remember that reference :D so iconic .

[@455nikki]

LMFAOROTF!!!!!

[@jaydouglas8170]

Are the boys on a leash-?? NO, but they should be-!! LMAO...

[@cockatoosmommaryangel6747]

Jay Douglas my cockatoos never wear a leash

[@jarjeestariq8561]

golden buzzer is gona mean a whole different thing. LMFAO

[@status8477]

So explain it, I'm one of those people who don't know whats going on

[@JadedKate]

@@status8477 me neither 😐

[@keithnorris8982]

Peanuts a puppet? Next thing you're going to tell me is there's no Santa Clause or Easter Bunny. You guys are Crazy! -keith

[@carmencruz5538]

Love peanut

[@cappricorn29]

Loved this peanut

[@survivrs]

"Family friendly".......fucking right!!!!! Ask Peanut or Achmed, I''m not making that shit up!

[@daled1522]

Good job

[@Jon_Hing]

Jeff Dun Hamm. Dot com

[@jaelynkrohn2908]

Jeff fa fa Dun Hamm. Dot com

[@travissmith2848]

@@jaelynkrohn2908 Jeff fa fa Dun Hamm. _Dot_ ^ *com*

[@millerhxc]

Neeeeeyowwww!

[@livelaughlove4603]

Ppl need to stop with the kid leash thing. My son is 4 and autistic, and non verbal, he has disappeared in a split second without a sound before, it’s a great way for him not to run off when we are in crowded places. And also so he don’t run into the road cuz he doesn’t understand what a car can do. Let the leash thing go, it’s great for special needs children. And helps save lives this way.

[@Tiffer4441]

I likes puppets

[@darwinharkey9421]

And I likes you. Seriously, you're one of the few pipples that talks like me! Sharon

[@codyburtch593]

Peanut is halarious

[@dianatodd2300]

The correct term is lead, not leash, as in you are leading them along....in fact, they used to refer to them as "leading strings."I used a harness and lead on all of my children when they were small. My children never whined because their hands and arms were tired from being held up all the time...my children never took off running without coming to the end of the lead, and I always knew where they were!. It gives children a bit of freedom, but within safe limits. They are parental lifesavers, and can be a child's lifesaver as well.

[@zubejdahoti4174]

Peanut is real end of conversation

[@user-sx4jb6xu9t]

When we were little my mom would put us in a harness and tie us to the clothes line so she could hang up the wash. No problem.

[@r.h.3084]

Hey, when you've got kids that have more energy than Redbull those backpack leashes make a hell of a difference. And I put all their stuff in the backpack so I don't have to carry even more stuff :)

[@cooperminion825]

The real problem though are the judgy stares you get from people

[@michaelsegal3558]

Why is there a brace on Mario’s arm?

[@valerie5078]

Not enough peanut.

[@chivalryalive]

When I was younger, it wasn't a leash... But I spent a lot of time at the end of a 30 foot rope. -- I was a waterskier! :-D Never a ventriloquist.... But I sure did make some funny sounds after a few wipe-outs! :-D

[@andreataylor284]

He is not real?? I'm crushed.

[@KathyStokes-e6p]

❤😂❤😂❤😂

[@QueenNanaEva]

Mario, what happened to you?

[@AdamSelvig]

Let’s pretend the doll is alive

[@crackerjack4833]

Why is the volume so low in the video?

[@JOELeubanks]

do you think their be a peanut radio show

[@jeffreyst.george292]

Where’s URL 🤔?

[@patriciamartinezdelatorre7696]

I have a question do you sell peanut as a puppet so people can buy it it would be great my daughter wants one appreciate feedback

[@hhottie]

He doesn't at present but I saw a tweet I think where he was working on a potential prototype of a Peanut Puppet

[@charliekline3975]

Patricia Martinez De La Torre they sell them on EBAY

[@NathansWargames]

thought that was Marcus Brownlee Until I heard his voice.

[@mitzinicoleritter211]

Mario........don't sit like that, dude. Just......no.

[@Noobmaster-uh6no]

Why do you care? Sit back.

[@princesslollypop7764]

What is Mario wearing on his arm?

[@garryjohnson3693]

It's a brace. He must have injured it recently.

[@prattmaster7269]

@Auto blipper XD

[@auzumi]

i was a leash kid its a back pack with a leash attached its not crazy and you know where your kid is i probably woulda ran away if i wasnt on one tbh its not awful

[@kenroman2977]

I MISS PENUT AND THE GUYS

[@critxcalbop1723]

Who else came from TikTok

[@russellevans2446]

The ads blow out your eardrums, then you can't hear Jeff at all. Who's responsible for editing this stuff??

[@rebeccaduncan5366]

why not get a 3 kid a son Jeff JR and his little like his dad doing the PUPPETS like his own now too, as for PEANUT cooking co why not get the money now and gave it away to helping others too, like schools and others stuff too,

[@daveyjones5702]

this is a legal adult, in the year 2019... some days i just see no hope for humanity at all...

[@vatoloco1348]

It's jeff Dunham he's always been like that and hasn't change if you ask me I see todays generation and I KNOW that we will not progress they're stupid except for the few talented ones that exist

[@user-vm9ig4zs8e]

There's no hope for you either, sit down.

[@daveyjones5702]

@@user-vm9ig4zs8e puppets dude... YOU sit down and shut up, and stop clapping like the trained seal you are.

[@CMOT101]

Puppets have been around for thousands of years. Because humans evolved with a sense of humour. When you find one. Let us know.

[@daveyjones5702]

@@CMOT101 yeah they have been around TO ENTERTAIN INFANTS. uknow, children to young and stupid to understand even a fart joke, which comes years later... what? was carrot top to challenging for you? gallager too much of an intellectual? does larry the cable guy leave you frightened and confused?

[@RandomGerman8008]

I have to admit, the gokden buzzer joke was a bit too fresh for me. *neow!!* I thought it was a subtle reference to Simon just plain getting old. Going into his "golden" years. I wasn't thinking water sports.

[@zarachastellaris9016]

I actually think there should be a leash law for kids under a certain age!

[@henkvanveen5402]

It’s really too bad he had to open his mouth and give us his politics. Bye. No more. 🙁

[@mlwg81]

Eeweolele

[@GORT70]

Should have done it with Achmed…….

[@cyberacha5931]

Jeff sounds like he's drunk

[@Malbre]

Always wanted to see him live & did last month in Puyallup, WA USA & O was i disappointed! Talked forever (over 40 mins) before Walter came out then did a segment for Netflix! BUT the worst thing was NOT ONE FECKING PART OF HIS OCT WAS NEW! Time to retire Jeff you have gone past your sell by date!

[@pauljackson0121]

Terrible Ventriloquist,so bad even blind people can see his lips move

[@BlackSwan912]

paul jackson Wha? Day-am.

[@pauljackson0121]

@@BlackSwan912 He's fuckin rubbish

[@heatherdierks7101]

You’re crazy. He’s amazing. Let’s see you do it.

[@pauljackson0121]

@@heatherdierks7101 He's awful ad About As funny As A Burning Orphanage

[@kellymarshall6595]

😂 someone is trolling lol