Jeff Goldblum Loves Jordan Schlansky | Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend

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Deeper, unboundedly playful, and free from FCC regulations, Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend is a weekly opportunity for Conan to hang out with the people he enjoys most and perhaps find some real friendship along the way. Watch highlights of Conan, Sona Movsesian and Matt Gourley chatting with celebrities and meeting fans, along with special segments like “Review the Reviewers” and “Big Dick History.”
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[@nanu421]

Just imagine conversation between Jordan and Jeff. It would probably be the most beautiful display of chaotic energy. I dunno if the world is ready for that

[@JaxLittles]

Omg! This needs to happen!!!

[@TeacherDanPotato]

Make it HAPPEN, Coco!!!!!! We need it 🙏

[@mrblonde1264]

it warms my heart to know Goldblum loves the Schlansky clips as much as us

[@josea.r.avelino181]

Either very bad or very good no in between.

[@KeMMo8]

Jordan's body is prepared for that in various ways.

[@tr33ck]

I'm delighted to know Jeff Goldblum likes the podcast as much as us fans! He's really just one of us

[@charliedu]

It brought me an inordinate amount of joy to find out that Jeff Goldblum and I do similar things in our past time

[@svenpoletka5236]

What a delightful treat that was!

[@patreekotime4578]

Geeble gobble gooble gobble!!!

[@sahityabk]

Essential for my mental health

[@John_C_J]

He is so proud to say he watched every single Schlansky video. Which is why we need more.

[@conebone_69]

Jordan Schlansky is the hero that world never knew they needed.

[@vonn4017]

yeah... no he's not

[@woodley91406]

"I am not a hero. For you see, the concept and character of a hero would make the assumption that I perhaps performed an act of bravery or courage. I have done nothing of the sort. Now, if you want to call someone or something a hero, I would suggest the purchase of a La Marzocco Linea 2 Group Semi-Automatic Espresso Machine. If you treasure, as I do, a superior tazza di caffè espresso, that is your only choice." - Jordan Schlansky, probably most likely

[@YouStinkFather]

Uh no. He’s hated more than liked.

[@turdferguson2982]

No.

[@fyfyi6053]

You people don't realize that it's in fact Conan who makes Jordan seem funny.

[@peachesandpoets]

Sona being flustered is the most adorable thing.

[@sstills951]

Your mother is the most adorable thing.

[@mastaw]

@@sstills951 thank you :)

[@drquack1217]

@@sstills951 got em so good

[@PIXTO_]

@@sstills951 🫡

[@vincevvn]

@@sstills951 your father is adorable

[@rhetiq9989]

I’d love to see Jeff vs Jordan in a full length conversation. One is filled with chaotic zen energy while the other is a pure logic based machine

[@sahityabk]

Ya and conan moderates

[@rays5163]

Yeah but when Jordan gets passionate about something it's not that much different than jeff

[@dwiprasetyaputra221]

wth is chaotic zen energy :D

[@mishavarshavsky4812]

This needs to happen!! There needs to be a public demand on Mr. Goldblum to seek out Jordan unless the latter is a big enough fan to try himself - the only question mark is whose camera and how to distribute this. Which KZbinr wants to do it???

[@Slaphappy1975]

The flower child of spontaneity vs the logic engine.

[@pandacowboy]

Goldblum and Schlansky in the same room would be awesome. Make it happen!

[@justsaying14]

Did you never got suspicious having never ever seeing them together in the same room?! 🤔

[@QuantumBraced]

Yes!

[@justsaying14]

@Spin NYC In all likelihood Goldskygeddon! 😱😱😱

[@starxhilmie]

Jordan lives on another planet. May take a while

[@theplourde]

It’d be funny if the tables turned and Goldblum roasted Schlansky

[@bad_writer]

I love how everyone starts booing the moment they hear Jordan's name 😂 they are still so committed to that gag

[@rkoistheman]

You think it’s a gag? Lol

[@larkstonguesinaspic4814]

That's the thing. It's not a gag

[@larkstonguesinaspic4814]

That's the thing. It's not a gag

[@beatnikmary]

I think Jordan genuinely annoyed the hell out of them, and without ever doing any real work.

[@JDela10]

​@@beatnikmary -- it's a gag. He has worked for conan so long that if he never did any real work he would have been fired by now. Also, the only way conan could have aired any of the footage of the segments of him is if he consented to it legally. There is also one segment of them, I can't remember which, where conan goes to his office with a camera crew, and conan walks in first and Jordan greets him really enthusiastically... don't remember exactly what he said but it was like "Hey how are ya???", really chirpy, but then he sees the camera come in after and immediately switches into character. Don't get me wrong, I think Jordan is pretty accurately portrayed in interests and character, he just amplifies it a lot when the camera is on. But he's not a bad worker or anything like that.

[@brandonwei2430]

Ive replayed the moment Sona gasps and goes, "you pronounced my name right!" Over and over. It's so adorable

[@brandonwei2430]

@Mac Gyver wanna check for me, daddy?

[@RamzaZero]

I love how Jeff rewatches the Jordan Schlansky videos over and over again like us 😍

[@boopypoo]

Jeff Goldblum’s energy and enthusiasm is just infectious. I hope he understands how much we love him. He really is such a charismatic and likeable guy.

[@italianmiltyfriedman6264]

hes an actor. thats his job. to make you feel that way..

[@niccoloaurelius1587]

@@italianmiltyfriedman6264 what's your job?

[@jdoncbus1]

@@italianmiltyfriedman6264 Unfortunately an actor making people feel good is becoming more rare ;) Sadly, performers like Goldblum seem to be an endangered species.

[@robot_spider]

@@italianmiltyfriedman6264 The difference is, Jeff Goldblum doesn't ever seem to turn it off. If you see an interview with Christian Bale or Daniel Day-Lewis, both fine actors, they come off as 'themselves'--actors who turn a character on or off. Jeff Goldblum seems like he is just someone loving every minute of life. Occasionally someone tells him what to say and where to look, but otherwise, it's just him. I don't know if he still does, but he was doing regular piano-bar gigs where he would play, sing, and tell stories for people and just generally 'work the room'. At his level, he doesn't need the money, and performing like that would be exhausting if you didn't genuinely enjoy it. If it's all just 'acting', then he's the finest actor that ever lived.

[@theconservatardedshitlib2697]

A bi weekly Jeff Goldblum Jordan Schlansky podcast of them just talking/droning/mumbling/pontificating would be solid gold

[@myflyonthewall48]

Solid Gold-Blum

[@TommyLandon]

Even if its quarterly it would be great

[@63Lazarou]

I love when someone at Jeff’s level takes the time to do a little research on everyone’s name etc. it shows he’s a genuine good guy.

[@gilpinsteven]

2:06 Matt and Sona's reactions to being complimented by Jeff are PRICELESS and adorable!!

[@denayture]

"It's gonna smell like garlic" LOL

[@LevCallahan]

Conan telling people Jordan is being real is like parents who keep the magic alive and tell their children Santa really delivers the presents. God bless this man.

[@silviaghirotti5938]

Agreed 😂😂

[@JITCompilation]

I personally think the old remotes were probably like 80% real, like the one where he comes in late. I think the Italian restaurant remote was 100% real. It seems to me like he only started putting on extra layers of “Jordan” once that remote where he comes in late blew up. But I don’t actually know him so idk

[@Igor-KB]

@@JITCompilation idk either but even if it was 99% fake it would still be so entertaining and funny

[@SeddincY]

In the Oxford interview, Conan said jordan is really 100% real on all remotes. He does said that maybe jordan adds a "10%" to the character to make the character,but everything is real.

[@LevCallahan]

@@JITCompilation Well like in that one, where he comes in late, that's probably a common thing he does anyway because in entertainment, when you're on salary and you're an executive, you can technically come into the office whenever the hell you want to. So Conan knows that, and decides to make it a bit, since most people don't know this. Jordan immediately catches on and plays along.

[@CaesarDelgado]

Conan and Goldblum…what a special time 😀

[@wiredranchvideo]

Agree totally that Conan-Jordan clips are magic - the Stan - Ollie of our time!

[@scarflip]

Who?

[@ruk2023--]

@@scarflip Laurel and Hardy.

[@scarflip]

@@ruk2023-- Ah ty. Looks like they were before my time, but I can see they were legends

[@Rattenhoofd]

Jeff and Jordan play interrogation experts in a buddy cop series. Make it happen, I'll gladly pay for the whole thing.

[@dipperdandy]

Well, I'm sure being trapped in a room with Jordan would be akin to torture. Wouldn't take too long for you to sing.

[@decomposedcorpse5186]

@@dipperdandy He starts talking about his oats and whey experiments as he proceeds to break your fingers one by one to make you talk.

[@biggdaveholaday8376]

I'm in Make this happen

[@sweebos]

Ohhhh that's good 😄

[@skipads5141]

Jordan Schlansky could absolutely play Dragnet.

[@dimas.2381]

They should have Schlansky as part of the podcast, I would watch every single episode

[@doyouwanttogivemelekiss3097]

the problem may be that he breaks character: a) it is easier to keep in character for 10 minutes. but also b): even if schlansky is real 100% of the time, 1h of schlansky may be less funny than a well curated 10 minutes of schlansky.

[@athmaid]

Your prayers have been answered

[@christopherstein2024]

@@doyouwanttogivemelekiss3097 Don't think that Schlansky plays a character. He is a character. I think having Schlansky on the podcast would either turn to him quietly sitting there being made fun of or he would start talking and never stop.

[@CarlosRodela]

The world needs the full video version of this

[@dipperdandy]

I know! I wish they released the full video for these, like the Always Sunny pod started doing. Especially now that they have the nice camera set-up and dope new studio.

[@CarlosRodela]

@@dipperdandy exactly

[@TheMikeMase]

its really odd they dont' realse that considering the effort they put into filming and the set

[@mdrebin]

I would do almost ANYTHING to see Goldblum and Schlansky in one room together for prolonged time.

[@alicedanger]

I hope Jeff is talking about Eddy Burback's videos on late night during the pandemic. It's a long shot, but those videos were so insightful and accurate, and made the exact points about Conan that Jeff mentioned. If you haven't seen them, they're on his channel here on KZbin. Titles are "Late Night TV Needs to Change" and "Did Late Night TV Change in 2020?"

[@unuseableb]

Could also be "The death and future of late night" by tall skeleton which I thought was great insight as well. I think there were a few more even longer yt videoessees he could be talking about, that praised Conans style. Must be youtube though. Or is there a "real" high production documentary shunning other late night hosts and praising Conan? Highly doubt it.

[@ThatGameGuyy]

not sure that would be described as erudite, lol. But yeah pretty much all people at that age will say Conan stands supreme.

[@roboreck]

It has to be!! I’m so hoping our boy has reached Conan’s podcast, at least! Has someone mentioned it to him?

[@alicedanger]

@@ThatGameGuyy Jeff's entire personality is based on being verbose. I don't think we need to take his use of adjectives that seriously.

[@aarushigarg4287]

exactly what i was about to comment

[@gabrieltenorio]

I think Jeff, as crazy as this might sound, is talking about an Eddy Burbank video

[@brennaclark]

I thought this tooooo!!!!

[@Settlers6]

Yeah, I had the same idea based on Goldblum's word choice. I feel like Eddy gave a similar description of Conan.

[@simonwilliams9285]

so glad I found this comment because I thought of the exact same video lmao

[@kiranbharadia]

This is the first thing I thought too!

[@kneecle]

i thought the same! that makes me so happy, i bet eddy would be stoked if he found out

[@BlueMoon-qv6tm]

I agree - Conan is the best talk show host there ever was, by far!

[@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc]

I, myself, am a true _aficionado_ of Mr. Goldblum's various entertainment tasks and duties.

[@cardboardclub]

Love that Jeff is hyping up all the members of the podcast

[@BreadandFaxes]

Very charming and generous guy.

[@sweebos]

The sincere compliments and positivity shared in these few minutes is extremely beautiful... You can see it on everyone's faces. Such good vibes 💙😌💙

[@kymmzej9173]

I got very excited when I heard Jeff mention Jordan. I’ve been wanting a Jeff/Jordan bit for a few years now. MAKE IT HAPPEN CONAN!!!

[@MSLcorp]

Conan & Goldblum podcast. Do it now!

[@aarondavis4693]

"You're never funnier than when he [Schlanksy] is driving you mad." - JG/everyone that loves Jordan Schlanksy

[@benbenftw6048]

Jeff reminds me of that cool neighbor that always brings over homemade meals just because they can and don’t expect anything in return.

[@westcoastkidd17]

Jeff is just an awesome human being that can make anyone he's speaking to feel a little better about themselves and life in general.

[@benjaminbritt7862]

Jeff is a natural teacher and very easy going with people

[@paraescucharrap]

The level of charm from Jeff is immeasurable

[@s0ulshad0w]

Jeff Goldblum is such a delightful person. I listened to this episode all the while having a wide smile upon my lips. I hope I get to meet him someday.

[@siegeboss]

Man what if Jeff was a regular. That would be amazing

[@dipperdandy]

He'd make a great sidekick type, because he never seems to try and draw attention away towards himself, and he always seems DEEPLY interested in what others have to say.

[@thecitizenjoan]

I love their synergy some people just have that with each other

[@_ipsissimus_]

I 100% agree. Schlansky's bits are always the best conan shorts

[@hamelconsultancyllc]

I like the idea that Jeff also watches Schlansky videos all the time on KZbin

[@rv5953]

the chemistry among all four of them off the charts!!

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

Jordan is a treasure! More Jordan videos please!

[@carlosrvra]

This was such a great interview!

[@swissmade1497]

Conan has always been my very favorite! I grew up watching him, he brought so much joy to such a chaotic existence for me, I will never forget the bit he and Andy did, where they did a staring contest either the vomiting. I laughed so hard

[@johnnyc2639]

Jeff Goldblum is a treasure. Love his appearances on all things Conan.

[@megsie1424]

Listened to the Goldblum podcast a couple of days ago...and more than once, I literally had to pause and burst out in chuckles. Now relishing all the video clips, because with Jeff Goldblum, just hearing him speak is not enough without seeing his countless expressions 😃😃

[@Trolden01]

I always have the feeling whenever I watch Jeff in a movie, that he is just the nicest person ever, and You know what, he is! Such an awesome human beeing ❤

[@KJ-je9pm]

Team Coco just release the full video please. You know us fans will devour it!

[@4231jerome]

Jeff Goldblum is the concept of charm, in the key of warmth

[@peacefulguy4145]

"Conrad Orion" 😂😂😂 Love you guys, no you're the best lol

[@vijayswangla]

I love that the title was “there will be no other conan” and its true and great and i loved these KZbin clips

[@jadersonrg]

Thank you for these clips during the week!

[@Novin.S]

This made me very happy. It's not like the old format of Conan's shows, but it's still something very heartwarming.

[@charlockprime]

Just wonderful. Imagine waking up with the knowledge that you were about to spend hours talking to Jeff, in person on your podcast.

[@stevemuzak8526]

Conan and Jordan Schlansky adventures are the best thing that ever happen to late night television.

[@alex0589]

Goldblum seems delighted to be delightful and we're all just along for the ride. It's a Gold world and we're all just Blum-in' along. I love the video bits from the new studio

[@namnams08]

You guys pleaseeee upload all these podcast in full videos, they’re so enjoyable

[@CHIIIEEEEEEEEFFFFSSS]

I feel like he's talking about the Eddie Burbank video and I love to think that Jeff Goldblum calls every video essay youtube video a documentary.

[@Kdog5202]

also love the new studio and filming the episodes guys!!! long time fan, cheers!!

[@johnny6904]

The topic of Jordan is brought up for just 20 seconds and it's still the most interesting part of the clip

[@AppleBearLing]

They are so adorable together ❤️

[@davidhurtado2725]

Yes! Keep going! Give us this episode in clips. All of it!

[@riodharmawan1471]

jeff goldblum and jordan schlansky talkin about serious topics would be incredible

[@VonFredrick777]

I Love All Schlansky and Jeff Goldblum episodes ...awesome

[@boxmike87]

I can't wait for the Conan, Goldblum, and Schlansky episode! It's going to be legendary!

[@gamingwithsmiley2192]

What a line up love these folks 😊🤘

[@robertjackson6056]

Release the full podcast on video, people will definitely watch them.

[@Euanhamiltonmusic]

One of us! One of us! One of us!

[@imrank9282]

Here I was feeling sad that there won't be a Conan-Goldblum interview for JW3 cos Conan's show ended, and here this shows up surprising me, I love these two so much 💯

[@possiblyoptimized]

jordnan schlansky my beloved

[@HOTD108_]

Love me some human soil

[@joedirt3449]

Wholesome AF y'all

[@susantwombly5632]

Yay for Schlansky!!

[@user-uo4tv1nt2e]

Love Jeff Goldblum...I loved this podcast! The German Scientist part was one of my favorites 😂

[@fatman.06]

I NEED the full video of this episode!

[@Jean-tt6on]

Thank you Team Coco for improving the volume of these clips again!!!

[@Megan80]

Conan is a still in love with him, even after the show. I love that!

[@vikinglore1066]

What a combo !

[@DominicGo]

this made me just love jeff even more, i really do adore him

[@mickylawless1941]

Jeff Goldblum on Conan, pure f#cking gold!

[@marcoszambrano7287]

I've seen every single Jordan Schlansky too, many times, over and over again...

[@alfonsonation]

He's right. The Jordan x Conan dynamic isa gemstone of late night comedy. They really did strike a gold mine. I would PAY to watch a full exchange between Goldblum and Schlansky. 2 of my HIGHLY admired comedic personalities. I would fanboy in various ways.

[@slartybobfoster2273]

Jeff basically admitted that he goes on a jordan schlansky marathon every few months like the rest of us.

[@MJubecki1984]

Boy that just makes me smile like crazy

[@jay-pf9fu]

Love goldblum + conan... Just Heard the episode... One of the Best. Lol

[@spyninja1456]

2:35 Conan: “Gourley” Jeff: “GOOURLEY 👹”

[@lachauntiswashington231]

This is the best group 😆🤣😂👏👏👏👏

[@samchen9951]

Schlansky is up there with all of the funniest guests on the show. Gordon Ramsay, Steven Yeun, Norm Mcdonald, Jeff Goldblum, Nathan Fielder, etc.

[@sol7673]

Bill Burr

[@samchen9951]

@@sol7673 YES

[@hoorayitsjackie6166]

Do you mean show or podcast? I only ask because I want to look up all of these you’ve mentioned.

[@samchen9951]

@@hoorayitsjackie6166 They are mostly on the show! Enjoy looking them up :)

[@colonelsanders2038]

Schlansky is not a guest. He is an associate producer. He has various responsibilities, for which he prepares his body in various ways.

[@BurtonJohnson]

Jeff Goldblum's fashion game though!

[@ltlwatcher]

Jordan is loved in various ways.

[@65WZ]

Jeff Goldblum is probably the most positive human being I’ve ever seen in my life.. Kudos 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽💐☕️

[@ISBuckley8]

Jeff Goldblum just being so interested in everything is always so much fun to watch

[@wolverineiscool7161]

Wow! I'm so glad and excited to know that Jeff watches and likes the Jordan bits too! Jordan is someone even celebs get obsessed with

[@dawnmillsap285]

I love Conan and Jordan together!

[@chriswood4510]

Yes jeff and Conan make an epic team

[@amysergenson482]

Conan & Jeff are just the cutest

[@ckalnicki]

You and your team are terrific Conan.

[@a_zawodny]

Conan and Goldblum doing remotes in different places around the world would be one of the best things to ever happen.

[@JAFOpty]

please release the video of the entire interview!!! please please!!! DVD, VHS, Bluray... anything!

[@kbrock9146]

Seth and Conan are uploading the Goldblum content, and I'm here for it.

[@muskybites505]

More clips from this show please, like 3 hours worth

[@miguellotuaco9841]

I think Jeff Goldblum's watching those youtube documentaries about conan vs fallon, etc. And the fact that he's watching all JS's bit, he's definitely 100% relatable.

[@culwin]

He finds Jordan's various tasks ... uhhh... fascinating!