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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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[@stolentoilet]

"WHAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IS SIT IN THE PODCAST ROOM AND CRY WHEN YOU'RE SITTING ON A COMFORTABLE MINION BLANKET" im cryyyying

[@Joojoobeans]

stolentoilet reading your comment made me laugh again 😂😂😂

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

stolentoilet it makes me laugh so hard when she says “what we’re not gonna do” 😂😂😂

[@annabuckingham7285]

So is he

[@kennedy4257]

Juliens reaction 😂😂😂

[@lenamadi4240]

I came to the comments to find whoever else was sent by this and alas

[@yogaforskateboarders1139]

I was drugged once at the club above the Roxy (On the Rox) on Sunset Blvd. I guess the guy though I was alone, but luckily I was there watching my friends band. So this guy is walking out the door with me and my friends stop mid-set and on the microphone ask the guy "Hey where are you going with her?" So grateful they were all there. Could have ended very differently.

[@madsp6603]

That’s so scary and I’m so thankful that you are okay. Also Emily, I don’t know what your problem is, but that was such an awful thing to say and I really think you should consider working on yourself.

[@memegod7589]

Emily R What is your problem???? Get off social media dude.

[@ewanoxborrow1024]

Yoga for Skateboarders I know so many people who have been spiked, it’s terrifying, luckily it’s not happened to me, but I’ve seen it first hand and it can escalate SO fast

[@EziixPked]

My brother got his drink spiked at a club as a friggin prank by a friend of a friend, people are messed up

[@bryknee8326]

Madeline Plato what do Emily sayyy

[@myrest3334]

"I've been one-eye drunk. Not a good place to be". What a glorious way to say that.

[@tinkerbell9690]

we need a compilation of Jenna sayin ''dear god..its me Jenna''

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

Unknown I want to make a compilation of Jenna getting annoyed at Juliens segways

[@acimantle1179]

This is one another amazing podcast on people coming being late everywhere. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r2iyoompacpoepo

[@elizabeth_404]

Jenna I respect you so much for looking out for people, including strangers. You're such a genuinely good person.

[@BelleBosss]

Elizabeth VanStralen yesss

[@bellamolcesca2410]

FdST

[@fakenamemcfakename4167]

Jenna marbles is above the law! I agree with you 100%

[@ryennechristine6359]

I'm pretty sure she's one of the few genuinely good KZbinrs, she's never been in a huge controversy or drama, she made a lengthy video appologizing for buying the wrong fishtank. She's genuinely a great person

[@radicola8251]

we should all follow in her steps

[@sweetlips7779]

I feel like Jenna would be such a loyal friend to have on a night out

[@sashaxbelle]

loyal friend at all

[@bla4567642]

so true. been looking for this comment

[@luke-fh9gf]

Yeah

[@dexa6623]

Jenna is the person who you can trust to watch your drink.

[@alicebrazier2504]

i honestly appreciate what jenna said about looking out for alone, drunk women. it’s scary to be out of it and not be able to find your people so when another woman comes up to you and helps you, it’s very very kind and makes you feel a lot safer. if you see a woman who is clearly drunk in a bar with a man who’s obviously sober, please go over and check that she’s okay if the situation looks dodgy. it could save her a lot of trouble. even if it’s not what it looks like, she’ll be appreciative of what you did for her. it’s always better to be safe than sorry and us girls have to look out for each other.

[@marianaptks9933]

if he says he's her boyfriend, ask to see a picture of them together or something. Not on my watch

[@Idunnodude]

@@marianaptks9933 true, he could be clearly lieing, or ask the "girlfriend" if she agrees, or asks for proof. Even though im a boy,, Im not letting rape happening.

[@tiffanyleraa9975]

I’m a dancer and I was at work about two years ago and someone put something in my drink. The club staff apparently couldn’t tell that I wasn’t OK & thought I took something on my own. Nothing happened besides my money from the night was stolen about $500. Most likely by the staff. Luckily a girl I had Known for a few years was working that night too I knew something wasn’t right. She got me dressed & called my bf to come get me. I have no memory of what happened that night just a bunch of embarrassing stories I heard from people that were there. I quit the next day after bitching them out for trying to blame me for the whole thing.

[@Rawrlikeapie]

I work in a nightclub and we have the "Ask for angela" policy, so basically you go up to the bar if you feel uncomfortable, unwell etc and ask for anegla and we'll get you to a safe place and help sort everything out. Most clubs and bars in the UK at least have this policy. Please do not be afraid to ask your bartender for help or the club security

[@Leigha66]

Yesss Cambridge nightlife is so dodgy and that policy has saved me and so many fellow students so many times! Really helps you feel like you have some agency in a truly shitty situation

[@JazzyJ96771]

I live in the UK & I've never heard of 'Ask for Angela'.

[@TJustMeT]

We have a similar thing in Germany too :)

[@pinkgiraffe1718]

Aha in my local clubs they'd sooner throw you out by your hair onto the street into the arms of a rapist than help you. Honestly it's appalling

[@fakenamemcfakename4167]

I didn't know this! so helpful! thank you for sharing u probably saved alot of lies

[@thisisforgames9832]

Jenna can say all she wants about Julien becoming his dad, ive been watching her since she was literally a gogo dancer and every year she gets quieter and quieter. Soon she'll be just like Debi, whispering to the audience

[@PearlThePinkDolphin]

Thisis Forgames Debi is the best!

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

Thisis Forgames She’s Just a Little Jenna in a big world!

[@lane2699]

Y'all should do a podcast where you make a mystery for each other to solve

[@anonamoose2229]

Elaine Wireman That's such a good idea.

[@madelaineboyer7470]

I sincerely hope more people upvote this because this is a great idea! 😄👏🏻

[@alexisstansfield3066]

YES YES YES

[@avatx5361]

this is a really cool idea!!

[@heatherrich5342]

What if the mystery at the end for Jenna to solve was just an ad for Squarespace 😂

[@Zeennuh]

This was drunk stories but turned into a PSA and HOW DAMN WONDERFUL JENNA AND THEM ALL ARE

[@kayheld8857]

Zena cccfcccfcccfcccccccc L

[@jailynyun206]

Zena wat does PSA stand for?

[@mae6246]

JJ ArtStyle public service announcement :)

[@jailynyun206]

Olivia Filimon oh thank you 😊

[@blairwaldorf-bass8180]

Zena especially Jenna. She’s a real one

[@sinkies8538]

my friends sister, whenever she goes on a date w a guy, always switches the drinks around when hes not looking so if he spiked hers he'd get the spiked drink. its usually okay but this one time she was w a guy for a bit n shes switched th drinks, and eventually the guys like "i dont feel too good" lmao

[@Idunnodude]

Welp. he's got a taste of his own medici-i mean, drugs!!!!

[@_.lizziejohnson]

@@Idunnodude as he should! 🤭 put bad energy out, comes back to you. VERY dense and horrible thing to drug someone like that #karmabitch

[@Idunnodude]

@@_.lizziejohnson Yes! he deserves it for trynna drug a girl! and most of the time, they do nasty things while drugged.... I know this stuff bc my parents were cops, and talked to me about past cases.

[@courtneyy4353]

Please do a podcast of how you guys met, when you first started talking/dating etc!

[@fionnrex9513]

YES

[@Mandy-ns9vu]

PLEASE

[@Tinaaa_936]

I think they mentioned this before. They had mutal friends or julien was working at this place when jenna and her friends were out and she wouldnt stop hitting on him lol. They ended up exchanging numbers or something lol

[@courtneyy4353]

Tina Bobina I know, but I want details and more about it. They just kind of dabbled in it 😂

[@micahjacob631]

they actually did that on the H3H3 podcast, i would recommend watching it

[@brandonmorales9766]

The record was clearly how far he could shoot out his pee. And the jump squats was his way of measuring! Truly a modern day Einstein.

[@michelleciccone5117]

Brandon Morales and that’s why he had to take off all his clothes! so he wouldn’t get pee on them!!!! 😂

[@melodrmva]

Brandon Morales you have too much knowledge on this topic, im concerned

[@Becca_Lynn]

Oh my gosh 😂

[@chrism45]

I wonder how far he got. Also a pro tip would be to get hard before cause it just flies with so much more pressure.

[@chickthatisnormal]

My close friend was drugged by a coworker at a restaurant. Right after she drank some of the drugged drink thankfully she had to immediately leave because her neighbors called and her dog had gotten out. Anyway to this day she can't remember what happened after she left the parking lot in her car. Cops found her driving in circles in the middle of the road, not able to speak or walk, and promptly arrested har and gave her a DUI. Afterward she had to call an ambulance when she was released that morning and they found a cocktail of drugs in her system. She's still having to fight them over her DUI. The guy she thinks drugged her left town after he heard what happened.

[@AlianaR]

chickthatisnormal HOW AWFUL! I can’t even imagine being in that situation. 😕

[@cici39177]

@Enxiaty Dude, stop trolling the comments of a year old podcast. Every time I see your ridiculous comments I lose brain cells. Grow up little boy. Go outside and play instead of trolling from mommy and daddy's basement.

[@katielest7529]

Enxiaty get tf out of these comments, fucking incel

[@luke-fh9gf]

@Enxiaty idek why u said that

[@AriesHamlar]

When I saw julien on my flight I freaked out. I basically ran off the plane when we landed to get that picture with him. Thanks for being so cool Julien. It made my experience pretty cool bc I hate flying and seeing you made me feel so much better!

[@helen7313]

Can not believe we’re getting bearded julien back I dont remember the last time I felt this fulfilled

[@M.A.D.C.J]

helen I’m so excited lmao

[@samanthasynful4049]

That diy anti-cocaine trick is so valuable as a girl that lives in LA. Thank you, I'll be sure to leave a thin coat of vaseline on every smooth surface of my bathroom if I throw more parties!😂

[@cami71213]

Samantha Synful Anti cocaine???

[@chloe5275]

@@cami71213 By covering the flat surfaces in vaseline if anyone pours powder on them it'll stick, so they won't be able to do a line and will have to just wipe it off cause their coke is ruined

[@Lvfthvys]

Samantha Synful why would you waste someone’s coke like that :(

[@jinnie4271]

@@Lvfthvys Uh because if I was Jenna I wouldn't want people doing drugs in my apartment. I think it's pretty obvious

[@EllieBelle1993]

I just wanna know who the girl was she wouldn’t name

[@oliveraddison6143]

jennas accent comes out when she’s ranting or really into a story it’s adorable

[@_.lizziejohnson]

update new york bebe 😩 she do be from a city 45 minutes away from me i get the same accent when i get lit tf up lmao

[@elledesperado721]

My friend actually got drugged once and had a similar reaction. Got slipped something at a bar and became very belligerent after only three drinks as well as insanely hostile. She actually ended up getting arrested after a spat with the cops (very unlike her) and had to spend a night in the drunk tank. Turns out she had been roofied. Such a scary experience and I hope that woman is okay!

[@paigestevens2892]

Two things that really stood out to me in this podcast is that one Jenna and Julien really aren't like some other influencers were they just go to these conventions to party and stuff. They are there to meet us and I find that really nice and as a viewer makes me appreciate and you respect you guys more. Also just about Jenna's first story, I think we already know how great of people these two are but a lot of people will just sit by and not help people who clearly are under the influence of something. I personally can not consciously see a someone struggling to walk/talk/think because they're too drunk or anything and not try to help. It shows they really are just good people and they deserve the world. Thank you guys for the great content as always!

[@katelynnalexa]

you know you’re a true Julien fan when you know when he’s about to Segway into spons lmfao

[@whosthatchick5150]

Katelynn Garcia soooo truuuue

[@1nonlybrady]

He always gets sorta quiet right before 😂😂

[@weaouw]

First, Jenna is a hero, second, when Julien talked about Brandon I wanted to laugh cause the story was funny and also cry.. Don't wanna keep being sad about what happened but I just can't imagine losing someone like that... Julien's a hero for me too I love these guys so much

[@weaouw]

Also Brandon and Ashley are heroes.. Marlin is too since he a cop.. Please bring Marlin back we miss him

[@ludimilat.664]

It's february 2021 and I still find myself coming back to old videos from the podcast and her channel. I hope she knows how much we miss her and the amazing impact she's had in our lives. Love you forever, Jenna. Hope she's doing well.

[@nightmaree_eyess]

Taurus: we are the calm after the Aries storm.

[@lileekohles1929]

Taurus is the best boi

[@ROKillUminati47]

Also the stubborn storm

[@karsynhardy2851]

mhm stubborn but calm and dependable

[@Beths0410]

We like to be stubborn and like a bull in a China shop but we also are able to tell others when to stfu and sit down 😂😂

[@schalafaye9608]

Gemini: HEY BITCH IM ARIES #2

[@MissMusicQueen101]

EYYY BB THANKS FOR HELPING ME GET THROUGH MY COLLEGE FINALS

[@ayybby8699]

MissMusicQueen101 you're welcome (I'm sorry)😂

[@mallorynicole7355]

I was contemplating doing my online final while watching this video lmao.. I decided against it. Jenna and Julien need my full attention 😂

[@elleobermeyer]

THIS IS TOO REAL

[@elish80]

Same! Im building a website portfolio for class as I listen

[@tehya3367]

Fucking same, literally writing a final essay for religion right now

[@maddi8948]

My left ear loved this podcast. Haha, lol. Edit: Oh shit nvm fam, my headphones are just broken.

[@o0Avalon0o]

8:37 Peachies face! She's so happy

[@Haruta18]

She’s so cute. 🧡🍑

[@miffy891]

@@angelmarielynn5893 Me too, haha! It's glorious

[@jadore23dior]

just seeing Julien in the lvl 3 helmet makes me feel safe

[@crexx8296]

Tisch it's for the best.

[@ilaera7830]

*hemlet

[@chocochiplatte3311]

Julien: I’m protected. Why would you not wear one if you found one? Jenna: *slow blinks* Dear god... it’s me Jenna 😂😂😂

[@jessicabailey8972]

Drew Gooden: um things are happening

[@clowheeler]

The first story you told. I bet you anything that she was drugged and wasn't compliant so he sent her on her way. Hence the "don't touch me" talk.

[@rubystone1314]

"I don't know where to look at you because I can't see your eyes." "Ooo I like that." 😂 dead

[@lindseyc5032]

Love this Jenna. We need more girls looking at for girls like this.

[@lexikenney7093]

JENNA PLEASE MAKE A PODCAST WHERE YOU GUYS PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!!!! PLEAAAASSE

[@christygolding8852]

Yesssssss!!!

[@1nonlybrady]

Good idea

[@alexbull4722]

That game is trash. First of all it's all pseudo edgy crap. You play 4 rounds and then everyone is just waiting to draw a new card which they immediately play because they have a hand of unfunny cards. Then the second time you go to play, none of the cards are surprising or funny because you've seen them all.

[@evang9179]

@@alexbull4722 ooh you salty

[@salivababy2318]

Um.. Y A S S S

[@banjob00biez98]

“BEVERLY HILLS THATS WHERE I WANNA BE!!” i was crying laughing

[@ditto7139]

OK I DOUBT YOU'LL SEE THIS BUT IMMA TRY I GOT A PARAKEET AND NAMED IT AFTER JULIEN BC HE'S HE'S JULIEN YELLOW I HOPE YOU APPROVE

[@whosthatchick5150]

Ditto 🙌🏽🙌🏽💛 love this

[@mcgreger8091]

How’s the little guy doing

[@lornah2381]

Definitely get another parakeet... They like their friends/mates. They're very social 😬

[@claynacandelario]

Do you call him like “JULIEENUUUUUUH” ?! If so! You WIN AT LIFE

[@BoogieBitch69]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@courtneyward5067]

I think it's really interesting how you say you can't leave someone like that "as a woman", because I totally get it. I know it should just be a human thing, but I do feel like 'girl code' kind of kicks in. I've helped out random women when I've been out because there is a kind of female obligation to help other females. It's like I can't leave this random chick because she's clearly in need of help and like, if I don't do it what if someone who isn't wanting to help finds her? You know? I don't know. I don't feel like I'm saying it right.

[@keeshiakomisar6167]

Courtney Ward I totally agree. I was driving home one night around 10 from getting taco bell and there was a girl walking down the sidewalk when all of a sudden the truck that was driving in front of us flips around and goes back and pulls over next to the girl. It felt weird so I flipped around too and she starts walking the other way, away from this dude who'd gotten out of his truck by then and shes having like a freak out and they're clearly arguing. So I stopped to make sure she was okay and the guy kept inserting himself like "shes fine" and I'm just like dude no, I need to hear it from her. Girls gotta watch out for each other!

[@tabethasisk5334]

Definitely agree! I've only been out to a bar once but all of us girls kept close together... we met a few guys and walked to a different bar. One of their friends went into the wrong one and they were all just like "oh well lol he'll find his way home"... my friends and I were so confused. How do you just leave your drunk friend alone in the wrong bar???

[@bokemstudios]

@@tabethasisk5334 Well, I think it's partially because women just have more of a natural care instinct, you know, like all groups have a "mother" for example 😄 But the more dark side of it is probably also that we feel the threat of assault, sexual harassment, someone taking advantage etc., much more often than guys do. And we are generally physically weaker than men, so we have to have each other's back. Of course awful things happen to guys too, but I don't think it's as big of a worry in their minds, in general...

[@chloe5275]

I agree with christine and would also add that maybe another reason we have that instinct is simply the subconscious question of what if it were me? No matter how careful a person is when going out bad things can still happen to you whether it's shitty friends leaving you by yourself, shitty bouncers who kick you out, a sudden breakup, a drugged drink, the list goes on. I think (or at least hope) we as women universally understand that literally anyone can get into a bad situation, and if it happened to us we'd want others to look out for us too. It should definitely be a value that every person man or woman has, but unfortunately I think there's still stigma out there of "she got herself into this mess so it's her own fault, should've stayed home" victim blaming.

[@luke-fh9gf]

@Dr Robert is that actually a fact?

[@maiabernstein]

15:10 my favorite part of this story is that they were sitting with Drew Gooden

[@kates4911]

a friend of mine had her drink spiked recently and we all thought she was just super drunk until the medical report came in. shit's scary. that story sounds like that woman might've been drugged, too. good thing you stepped in

[@kenzieshaye6818]

I love how amazing and good hearted Jenna is to random strangers, how she wouldn't leave a drunk girl alone without at least trying to help. The world needs more Jenna's tbh :(

[@borderlinesc]

When Julien was talking about his best friend my heart broke dude... The way he smiled :(

[@olenpieni]

Jenna I'm super glad you are that kind of person to help a messed up woman who's alone. You never know what happened to them, and like you said, someone could have spiked her drink, or even if they are just drunk, they need to be save. I had a VERY scary situation some time ago, when I was just enjoying the night with 2 of my friends, then suddenly, I lost all my memory. I wake up in my friends bathroom, all my clothes on, under a blanket. I heard that I had just collapsed on the street and started puking in-front of some chicken restaurant. My friend tried to get me a taxi, but none of them took me, cause they were afraid I'd puke in the taxi. And we don't have Uber in my country or anything similar. Meanwhile, the security of the restaurant was ready to call the cops and wasn't helpful at all. THEN out of nowhere, these 3 angels came to my rescue. These women asked my friend (a guy) that wtf is going on, why am I there etc. My friend told them taxis wouldn't take me, so they were like HELL NO WE GETTING THIS GIRL OUTTA HERE and phoned someone to pick me up. All I remember is getting in that car, getting a bag to puke into and that's that. I had my drink spiked for sure, I have NEVER been in that situation with only drinking couple of drinks. I had kissed some people I have no memory of and I have no idea how I acted in the bar. It was super scary and humiliating.

[@zoesilver6560]

If that lady WAS spiked by some awful person, and had to go to court etc. because of the indecent, she was probably terrified because she probably didn’t remember a thing and obviously was not something she would ever do. If that’s the case I hope it all worked out. And sorry for the couple, thankfully there are still good people out there that didn’t resort straight to violence back.

[@colten9829]

The vaseline on the toilet story is the best, most passive agressive, funniest thing Ive ever heard, im freaking dying 😅

[@Rinochoa]

TheChanMan what did the vaseline do to them that they left ???

[@colten9829]

Catherine Ochoa Presumably the coke or whatever drug they were doing stuck to the vaseline so they were probably mad they couldnt get their fix or whatever

[@maribelrex278]

woman helping woman..love you so much jenna

[@daynedaily1527]

One word for the first story: Xanax lol

[@alyssacross5610]

Dayne Daily that’s the first thing i thought of lol, i’ve done some really terrible things on xanax esp when you black out completely

[@yamix7266]

That’s two words

[@beppibrule7549]

It’s exactly what it sounded like. First night after taking a full bar.

[@tylez]

Yami X lol isn’t a word it is an acronym

[@wen_pow]

No tea no shade but don’t tell me at 3:34 peach doesn’t look like a rotisserie chicken? 🤨 Yes I know it’s not peach ok? Let me live my life

[@oommmggggzz]

Ok but what you said at the end made no sense....

[@superjangames]

When I was in college, I had this roommate who, shall we say, entertained a lot of gentlemen friends. We shared a bathroom and kitchen area, but had separate rooms for sleeping, so I never really had to deal with her or any of the guys, unless our paths crossed. One night, I had left my room door unlocked, because my boyfriend was supposed to be stopping by after his last class. I was getting ready to go out with my boyfriend and some friends, and was standing half naked in the middle of the room, when all of a sudden, my room door burst open, and one of my roommate's guy friends was standing there, just staring at me. I quickly put my shirt on, while screaming at him to get out, and he just stood there, like he was in a daze. After literally 2 minutes of standing there, he said, "Oh, you're not Jamie. My bad." and went next door to my roommate's room. I was so embarrassed, I left my room to go to my boyfriend's dorm to wait for him there instead. Later that night, I learned that not only was the dude drunk, but he had taken a whole cocktail of drugs, and ended up in the hospital. He ended up getting expelled later down the road for pretty much the same thing. College is crazy.

[@IamMissPronounced]

SuperJanGames thank God I'm poor and study from home lmao

[@wafflewarriorthe3rd]

@@IamMissPronounced Girl SAME

[@marianna3253]

I've gotten my drink spiked with ghb a few years ago. Luckily I was in a bar where some friends work so they knew I wasn't drunk, and they managed to find the friends I was with so nothing bad happened to me. The only thing I remember is being outside the bar with one of the bar staff waiting for my friends to take me home. Take care of your drinks, people!

[@marianna3253]

Stefanie K Definitely. I agree with you 100%, and I'm sorry you had to go through such a horrible experience. I can't even imagine, I hope you're healing well. There are some really fucked up people out there 😕

[@ApocalypticAbby]

I’m in college and one of my friends has a needlepoint sign in her dorm bathroom that says “Please Don’t do Cocaine in the Bathroom.”

[@sararahtz8574]

Why do I laugh SO hard when Jenna calls marbles bob. He defintely gives bob vibes 😭

[@livin4jc3]

She was definitely on something. You're a good soul for trying to help her.

[@ureldestemo]

I take on the same responsibility as Jenna does when I see a drunk girl alone! I can't walk away, as a woman, knowing something terrible might happen to that person. On another note, I was very intoxicated at a club with my boyfriend and friends and he was holding our drinks. Of course, he didn't know the girl thing to do (hold your hand over your cup while walking through a crowded club to avoid anyone slipping anything into it) and held our glasses like normal. Someone slipped something into his drink and thankfully, he wasn't drunk so he noticed something after 2 sips. He turned his flashlight on and found white powder. Those 2 sips, made him so sick, and he said he could see light trails and everything was in slow motion. We told security and they said someone was either trying to drug me and got his drink or they were trying to knock him out so they could take his very intoxicated girlfriend. BE SAFE WHEN YOU GO OUT and take care of your fellow women (and men). People are such creeps!

[@becca.s]

jenna pls tell more Boston stories so i can relate from a distance

[@Jordysonn]

I’m rewatching all of the podcasts because I miss Jenna so unbelievably much- I’ve been so happy to see small glimpses of her here and there on social media - Jenna you are such a light

[@SanityChan]

I once watched helplessly as my boyfriend drunkenly hiccuped himself into consciousness from a dead sleep and then sat at the edge of the bed and peed for 2 and 1/2 minutes straight while arguing with me that he was in fact in the bathroom and I should stop laying on the counter and watching him.

[@93lovelylindsey]

my ex boy friend did that once got up got stuck in the corner by the door and just starts peeing in my damn bedroom hearing him pee woke me up from a dead sleep

[@ultraviolet7186]

Lmfao

[@anniegoodridge7941]

Cucumberpancake I have done this

[@erinokay9991]

actual tears just came out of my eyes as i did one of those silent laughs

[@unicornsvagina]

Jenna looks like she’s in constant pain during the sponsers every podcast ❤️ 😂

[@kaylaelysec91]

I wouldn't mind a video where Jenna goes over her birthchart because there's a lot more to you than just your star sign. c:

[@emilyglenn1797]

You guys need to do like best friend stories, especially Julien, he should make like a whole compilation of stories about Brandon in tribute to him

[@AquaBlueNailPoilsh]

My drunk story: I went to run to the car and I didn’t see the curb and broke my ankle. This happened in January and I’m still recovering with a screw in my ankle. It’s fine.

[@BothHands1]

rip hope you get better soon!

[@ethanwhite222]

That sounds horrible I hope you fully recover soon

[@AquaBlueNailPoilsh]

Thanks guys!!! I should be back to normal at the end of this month. 😊

[@audriannailski1811]

Haha omg 😮 I’m so sorry

[@meganmarino2012]

Knocked out 3 teeth fml

[@yvonneyencho1040]

I was on a family vacation and we were just driving along and all of the sudden at a red light some guy gets out of his car, pulls his pants down, yells and just shits in the middle of the road. There was a gas station not even 5 feet away but the poor guy just couldnt wait

[@ssshampoo]

I laughed so hard at the pee story

[@Wethinktoohard]

What an awesome healthy couple ❤️ Jenna stepped into a situation and Julian immediately picked up the other end and got extra help and support, instead of trying to take over.

[@trinabitchhh23]

One time recently I went out to the lake on my friend’s yacht with a bunch of people and we were drinking having a good time when us girls decided that we wanted to go get on the very top of the yacht where you can lay out and tan or sometimes we go up there and dance. Well the way you get up/down from there is by climbing the huge windshield which is sloped so it can be tricky. My drunk friend and went to go walk down the windshield to get down but she accidentally spilt her drink down it which basically turned it into a water slide , her feet slipped out from under her and she landed on her butt and slid all the way down ,meanwhile her swimsuit bottoms got caught on the top trim of the windshield and ripped off so she slide down with no pants all the way down 😂😂😂Lmao I’m still dying laughing . The guys who were inside the yacht said that they just heard a loud BOOM and then see a bare ass sail down the windshield hahaha I’m still ded

[@Adventurous-Emma]

Trina bo bina banana fana fo fina That's literally straight out of a comedy movie omg 😂

[@trinabitchhh23]

Adventurous Emma haha right! 😂could seriously be a scene in a funny movie 😂😂

[@violethana3943]

Trina bo bina banana fana fo fina Lmao that made my day! 😂

[@Evelyn-ef9ne]

AHHHHHH!!!! XD

[@HaleyNicole]

Hahaha oh my gosh I want to animate this haha

[@Natalie-101]

Me: * Reads title * Jenna, do you mean "Life stories?" PS, I live in florida (Like 15 minutes away from one) and yes Mellow Mushroom is as good as you think!!!!!!

[@lilspider8481]

Natalie lol we’re not all alcoholics!!

[@taylorah6409]

Natalie I live in TN and I fucking llloooooovveeee MM!!! Everytime my husband and I go out of town and theres a MM nearby, we ALWAYS eat it in the bed. Its a tradition 😂

[@madelaineboyer7470]

I live in Florida too and omg mellow mushroom is literally bomb omg I love it so much 🤤

[@erin_laneboy7500]

Natalie eh. One was recently put in around where I am (New Jersey) it’s alright

[@JuliaHap]

My brother went there when he visited his boyfriend in Florida and loved it! Hope we get one in New York soon

[@margomelnyk5920]

when julien said “hey google..” and asked the question, my google mini answered it as well and scared the life out of me

[@jennahalcarz891]

I was drugged and assaulted once and if someone were to check in I probably would've been okay, thank you and all the people like you Jenna for caring about everyone! She could've been in a very scary situation, I know you're gone but you truly are a kind person. I wish the best for you

[@anagavrylyuk2035]

lmao jenna's boston story abt everyone fighting outside is literally britain/england, like we're notorius for being these rowdy drunkards that every hates

[@Emiliciaa]

so true i live in the uk and people literally go out to fight!

[@ancienthumortracer4000]

Hahaha I’m from Liverpool. I go to the shop an see a fight 😂😂😂

[@razfrog]

can also confirm 😂

[@stellalouise3660]

eyy bb Taurus season now time for snaccs, naps and loyalty for all!

[@veronicapage7428]

Stella Louise oh hell yaaa

[@isabelle_4207]

Taurus gang

[@YellowSub0]

April/May babies unite

[@Hannah-xp7uv]

My husband is a Taurus but he acts like an Aries

[@93lovelylindsey]

I love you Jenna marbles !!!!! You are a blessing to the women around you. keeping a quite eye on every female that looks like they might need even just a little bit of help. Thank you!!!

[@megaddams2374]

2nd best feeling in the world: When you can feel a segue coming 1st best feeling: When you don't even see them coming

[@jaimeces4090]

You should both get your in depth birth charts done and make a podcast out of the results.

[@caitlynking-nicholson4932]

THIS

[@soup8900]

Yessss

[@morgankay3542]

Yessssss, I'm so curious what the rest of their charts are, and what their synastry chart is too

[@jennam.7268]

!!!!!!!!!

[@lillysim8415]

Yes yes yes!!!

[@annie-yy1gf]

*WHEN YA SITTIN ON A COMFORTABLE MINION BLANKET*

[@sarasthoughts]

Jenna you’re such a sweetie 💕 taking care of strangers is such an amazing thing to do

[@miffy891]

If that woman's drink was spiked, she may have been safer getting arrested.

[@Lonelyshatteredsoul]

I'm glad there are people out there that will try to help someone that is out of their mind like that. I'm like 99% sure I got something slipped in my drink at a nsp/twrp concert. Luckily I had my boyfriend with me. I was drinking, but only had 3 drinks, one spent in the hour long merch line, and I wasn't even feeling it, and had eaten RIGHT before the concert. I remember nsp playing you spin me right round, and then I woke up to puke in my hair on my boyfriend's bed. He said I was speaking Japanese to him (took two years in highschool) and getting mad he didn't know what I was saying. I stained his car with puke, and he almost took me to the hospital because he was scared. I've never blacked out before or since, and have drank 3 times that much alcohol without blacking out. Its terrifying to think what would have happened without him there.

[@plzcallmejules1088]

Did anyone just watch Peach the whole time? I can’t stop.

[@amurray6364]

Jules Noname peach was there for like 5 minutes ????

[@Laura-oy8oz]

yawning away 🐶

[@labellelace]

I honestly don’t know how I didn’t discover the dink fam earlier. I love listening to the podcast whenever I need to laugh or am trying to get through a mountain of boring homework. Thanks for being amazing and always making me laugh

[@maeve49]

if shes a lawyer and got arrested, she lost the ability to practice law

[@maario210]

Omg the mention of Rome made me really miss her!!

[@voltrap_366]

Is Rome just their friend or is she a relative?

[@alex8146]

voltrap _ I think she's Jenna's manager or something

[@ameehan8301]

Omg my future bae marlon and I have the same birthday?! Tell that beautiful ginger boi I said happy birthday!!

[@stellalouise3660]

A Meehan happy birthday ❤️❤️

[@rebecccarobin]

happy brithday!~

[@alexisstansfield3066]

its also my boyfriends birthday! its taurus season bihhhh

[@roseboekholt]

Aaayeee, Meehan is the name of the street I grew up on! Also happy birthday!!!

[@avatx5361]

happy birthday!!

[@akezia8829]

I fell asleep while listening to this last night and slept like an actual rock. Your voices are the most calming thing ever.

[@elishasaff1440]

I love listening to you guys talk. I can just have J&J podcast on in the background or just listen to you guys whenever. 💕

[@rybo510]

I have no clue why Jenna thinks she is funny looking! She has mentioned this in a few videos.She is adorable.

[@1nonlybrady]

She's pretty 😄😄

[@MakityBakity]

Something similar happened to be at a very high-end hotel in Canada once. I was heading to the restaurant with my grandparents when a lady stumbled out of the bar attached to the restaurant and collapsed in front of the bathroom in the hallway. She wasn't being aggressive or anything, but she seemed clearly out of it, and my first thought was that she might have had her drink spiked because 1. it was kind of early to be drinking that much (around 4:30pm?), 2. if she'd come with her friends, nobody seemed to be watching her or looking out for her, and 3. I've seen different levels of drunk but somehow this just struck me as something...different? I was kind of preoccupied with looking after my very jetlagged and old grandparents who had flown out all the way from Asia for my graduation, so all I was able to do was call a waitress at the restaurant to check in on her while my grandparents kept an eye on her in the hallway...but I'm glad I did even that because the waitress later reported to me that the lady hadn't been drinking that much and she all of a sudden got very nauseous and dizzy. The most astonishing part of all this was that 2 other couples saw all of this go down and glanced at the collapsed woman but didn't do anything about it...

[@tionnebrown5317]

I think your grandparents would’ve been fine if you just got up for a second to go check on her. But it’s a good thing you told the waitress

[@MakityBakity]

@@tionnebrown5317 The original comment got so long that I didn't really elaborate towards the end, but! We weren't inside the restaurant yet, we encountered this lady in the hallway on the way to the restaurant/bar. My grandparents stood and waited with her in the hallway while I went inside the restaurant to alert the waitress, but I also wanted to get my grandpa seated ASAP because he had a bad hip. I actually did end up going back out to the hallway after we had been seated to check on her but she wasn't where I'd seen her earlier-I learned later from the waitress that she went to a nearby bathroom and she was feeling better. Hope that clears things up :)

[@MakityBakity]

@Chloe Lang Aw thank you for the positivity! Right back at you 🥰

[@watermelonludmilla5555]

It was great while it lasted, gonna miss this ❤️

[@kristinrobertson2076]

Jenna: “I have no concept of time.” Me, during the 2020 Covid quarantine: “lol just you wait”

[@Adventurous-Emma]

My best drunk story comes from, where else, my freshman year in college. I was going to my very first sorority formal, sporting a GORGEOUS GLITTERY DRESS, and going on my very first dance date with a boi. Before we even got two shots in to that sweet sweet potato juice this boi was pullin me in for MY FIRST KISS. I had really only ever talked to him once but we was always sharing flirty looks in the dorm halls like u do and now I was planning a spring wedding. Onto the drunk part tho--I, being a bit of a cocky lil freshie, started bragging to my date about how I was such a heavy weight. Granted, I sort of am, it usually takes me 3x the amount of alcohol to get as drunk as my friends. But ladiez: NEVER BRAG TO A BOI ABOUT BEING A HEAVY WEIGHT. They see it as an instant challenge. The boi wasn't forcing alcohol onto me or anything, I was just as game as he was to test my limits. NINE WHOLE ASS SHOTS OF POTATO JUICE LATER and we're piling out of the uber and into my sorority and my friends are instantly sobering up upon seeing how drunk my ass was. When we got to the venue it was immediate shoving food and water down my mouth in an attempt to save my soul from being sent home. I chugged a whole ass glass of water. MISTAKE. God bless whoever chose a venue with private bathrooms bc if someone had seen me throwing up my little booty would be thrown in a taxi quicker than I was throwin down those shots. From the moment I stepped out of the bathroom, I WAS NO LONGER ADVENTUROUS EMMA. I WAS A TOP BITCH QUEEN AMAZON GODDESS AND I COULD NOT BE STOPPED. How my boi somehow managed to twirl my drunk ass around like I was some sort of Cinderella in a ballroom, I have no idea. I was wearing this little jacket blazer thingy AND I WAS WORKING IT LIKE BOB THE BUILDER shimmying it all over, twirling it in the air and shit. Honestly, this whole time I was dancing is kind of a blur in my memory. Most of what I remember is some sort of movie montage of pop music, colorful lights, laughing faces and a lot of the jacket. I also remember just the most euphoric feeling I've ever had in my life. It was quite literally the closest I have ever come to blacking without actually blacking out. I HAD TRANSCENDED MY PHYSICAL BEING AND REACHED MY FINAL FORM. Now I'm a senior, but the Legend of that night lives on. I'm not the most popular person but EVERYONE knows about that night. All you have to do is say the words "freshman" and "formal" and even people who weren't there begin raving about the jacket, laughing at how insane I was. As for the boi, we only lasted for a few months after that. On the day I decided to break up with him, he had A BOX OF EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATES SENT TO ME. I was freaking out about what to do with it when my friend takes it out of my hand, rips it open, pops a chocolate in her mouth and says "Break up with him." Anyways this was long and no one will read it but it's fun to reminisce

[@jessoverton8110]

Adventurous Emma I laughed to hard at this😂😂

[@rachelvickers9545]

I love Jenna for being a "helper". So awesome. 😍

[@hazeldean1012]

I had a friend get roofied once, and she seemed like she was "falling down" drunk, but also had a really aggressive and angry type of demeanor, a lot like your description, so I think that your thoughts are probably right and she may have been given something.

[@Graymalkinn]

this taught me how to calm down a drunk aggressor, and protect them!

[@keikomatsuo1165]

I needed this so bad. I've been crying my eyes out all day so thank you both for cheering me up!! Love you both!

[@anonamoose2229]

Keiko Matsuo Sorry to hear that, I've been down the past week too. Hope you feel happier tomorrow :)

[@keikomatsuo1165]

Anonamoose thank you so much. I hope you're doing okay as well!!!

[@astradotcom]

Same, today was a rough day. Hope you're feeling better sweetie!!

[@Future_Pheonix]

Same, I've been crying like an idiot over something stupid someone said to me 😞 and luckily this podcast was out(even though I couldn't concentrate or stop crying and had to rewatch the beginning lol). Hope you feel better! ☺️

[@avatx5361]

hope things get better really soon ❤️

[@Jazzman9801]

I’m sure no one would read this but the women in the first story was probably drugged ): my mom one time had one drink spiked with who knows what and she turned very angry and crazy and the next day had no memory of it. We knew she wasn’t drunk and it was very scary to see my mom that way. Be safe people.

[@raeuch]

Jenna’s my role model

[@bloojkl4520]

Please do a part 2! I could listen to you guys tell stories for hours ❤️

[@dominiqueserendipityfrench6435]

arrested for singing?? jenna you cant arrest people for their art. this isnt footloose

[@Magicaledelishus]

Dominique Serendipity French one time, I was completely sober in a small town here in WA state. It was 9:15 on a Friday night, and I started singing Adele’s “Hello”. A sheriff deputy rolled through the parking lot and told me to stfu. I laughed and apologized, and he got really, really intense and told me he’d write me a 500 dollar ticket for disturbing the peace ‘or worse’ if I couldn’t control my facial expressions. I literally replied, “But this is just my face.” I meant it lol he was not amused. I did manage to not get ticketed. Or worse.

[@dominiqueserendipityfrench6435]

holy fuck footloose is a biopic

[@CrutonSan]

You may not get arrested for it right away (unless you’re a belligerent asshole about it), but you can get a fine for making any sort of loud noise after certain hours in many places. There’s things called noise ordnances and the disturb-the-peace law. I’ve seen people get fines for playing music on the streets after hours, and I got a warning in the middle of the day for my dog barking.

[@meredithdoubleu]

If y'all can get Olan Rogers on your podcast, PLEASE do. He's so hilarious and I feel like the banter and jokes between him and Julien would be life shatteringly funny.

[@letsallgotothemovies]

For some reason I was thinking Olan Mills (like the photography place that used to be in k mart) and I was thinking, "is he still alive? Is that even a person?" And then it hit me.

[@madit4372]

It makes me so happy hearing you say how you would help someone if they were drunk and alone, I want to be like that and I hope I will be like that.

[@fee7013]

I have my finals in english today so i got up earlier and listened to the podcast as a warm-up jenna and julian i just wanted to thank you for everything- you two give me so much every single week, you made it necessary for me to learn/understand english 🐾💕i love you so much guys and i wish you the best