JEREMY CLARKSON - FUNNIEST MOMENTS

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[@La-Machina]

“That’s a pervert camera.” “No, it’s a Daily Mail camera.” “Exactly, that’s what I meant.” Those two have perfect chemistry together

[@cromwell4029]

Clever, very clever what you just did to me and several others

[@aidanmcgregor8789]

That was the funniest joke they’ve ever made by far

[@heilraichu4037]

"My name is Jeremy Clarkson and I have done 'an' book."

[@krisu101]

"What could possibly go wrong" yeah.. indeed

[@Brodie029]

Sometimes my genius is frightening

[@Gojira_uz]

Never seen Jeremy with that much facial hair.

[@ilovecats170]

2000th like :)

[@DrowningForward]

I was gonna say it first

[@mhkhan84]

"Maniac, maniac, maniac, yobo, maniac!" Leaves me in stitches every single time.

[@S500-]

Me too i love clarkson

[@joemowz-6725]

It’s the best thing ever

[@faraziqbal188]

He has had way too many funny moments to be summed up in a mere 6 minutes

[@sunnydtgm5414]

Truer words have never be spoken

[@user-rs4rz2lx8s]

Yeah we need like a 5 day long video to cover a 1/4th of his funny moments

[@InteloPL]

Well, to be honest there was a mare within these 6 minutes

[@ayoungperson3408]

It's an 8 part series

[@lucacapaldi9038]

7 minutes

[@ldnr4442]

"I shall call you tesco"😂😂😂

[@rogerthat3157]

I don't get it

[@spacy9571]

@@rogerthat3157 they use horse meat there

[@duo496]

Waitrose is a more fitting name

[@DeadlyV1RU5]

Around the time that was filmed there was a scandal in the UK where some supermarkets were find to have used horse meat advertised as beef.

[@haydendonnelly2053]

😂😂 lol

[@henryjohnson6635]

“There’s cows followed by hitler

[@nameless2619]

I didn't get that

[@jasa9802]

Nameless 261 the guy in the car must have looked like hitler

[@markoneill8188]

Its a car hitler got driven about in lol not exact one but same kind i think

[@evann5451]

Nameless 261 It was the kind of car Hitler drove

[@brentbernardo5095]

It was the car boi

[@beezerboy4152]

“What’s this?” “Crocodiles ear” “...it’s hairy” “Crocodiles _do_ have hairy ears” 🤣🤣

[@JamesSmith-sc9bu]

they don't even have ears

[@beezerboy4152]

@@JamesSmith-sc9bu no shit sherlock

[@Petrik_33]

@@beezerboy4152 uhhh

[@beezerboy4152]

@@Petrik_33 they do have hairy ears

[@bena9713]

@@JamesSmith-sc9bu no no they do

[@171Mirza]

I think Jeremy's horse slipped out of gear...

[@spoops-is-spoopy]

Slipped out of Top Gear into the Grand Tour 😂! Ok that wasn't funny

[@baileyHalifax]

Reverse gear

[@Bragglord]

The fat bastard shouldn't have been riding one that small

[@bababooey3035]

It went into bottom gear

[@charlesc.9012]

@@Bragglord I think it depends on the breed, but most equines have very strong backs, so even Jeremy wouldn't be much of a problem for a hardy villager's horse

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

Hammond: Takes out fancy camera Jeremy: Pulls out Hubble Telescope James: THAT'S A PERVERT CAMERA!

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

@2:45

[@DrBarbequeSauce]

"No, it's a Daily Mail camera" "That's what I meant" 😂😂😂

[@ThumbsUP-ThumbsDOWN]

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[@ThumbsUP-ThumbsDOWN]

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[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

@Phalanx James: That's what I meant

[@OjaDogg]

5:38 The way he handled that handshake was gangsta af

[@jordanking6852]

Ive always thought that

[@anti-john8786]

“DAB on it wag wan”

[@jimmy22334]

Jeremy is a real nigga

[@Rampagedd]

Such a well travelled bunch they'd make the best diplomats 😅

[@jdmaine51084]

"There is Jezzas' back alley... well found". I laugh every time.

[@rcmcqueen5326]

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[@airwipe1639]

Josh Maine i laughed but I didn’t get it

[@angyd]

RC McQueen huh?

[@starlightiris]

Honestly it's the "well found" bit that absolutely kills me

[@flame3642]

Dude he sounds like a fed-up, exhausted David Attenborough when he does it, and it makes my stomach hurt from laughing everytime I find it again

[@cheeseburger783]

James: that’s a pervert camera Jeremy: no it’s a daily mail camera *No No he’s got a point*

[@aliarab756]

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[@only-jr]

James: Exactly, that's what I meant

[@futurecat]

3:14 - i love how Jeremy is actually affectionately doting on the horse while calling it useless. 😆

[@mcfcguvnors]

how does it start ? :D

[@joefriesen5296]

Under rated one 🤣🤣

[@rsvtransitadventures]

3:24 that ‘yeeeeeesss’ is very iconic

[@gregorydavis9405]

Just like when Hammond asked if the beef still had bones in it in the food blender vid.

[@masonetidloie2960]

2:29 “james look out, there are cows followed by hitler

[@Yougotcaged102]

"Years of this mans meme potential and we barely scratched the surface"

[@jimmy22334]

Out of context Top Gear is something else

[@joedowle5225]

“I’ve bought a stalled horse”

[@suhassubbanna]

0:35, i dint realize what hammond was telling until i repeated it.😂😂 “Yayam abellenda” (I am a bellend).

[@loslogos9091]

I think they were trying to speak Russian. Я емь что-то там, дальше не понял что они хотели заказать

[@pastrana6135]

I think it means I am a blender

[@albinhelen514]

I thought he said “I am a blender”

[@suhassubbanna]

ReggieBoi 3018 I dont think so mate. We call a person bellend if he is a complete plank.

[@DacsterMC]

@@pastrana6135 I think you're not British

[@aw2m]

“Hello, horse. I shall call you Tesco.” “Ready, steady go.” “Well, I bought a stalled horse.” “It’s going backwards. I bought a reversing horse.”

[@creeperkiller9795]

Hell of a sentence

[@siddeshh]

2:42 Jesus, I mean Budha 😂

[@georgesimon2730]

i've read your comment in the exact same moment while it was payed. just thought you should know that.

[@jamie8037]

@@georgesimon2730 same

[@aestheticcruise8807]

Maniac... Maniac... Maniac.. *YOBO* *maniac* *M A N I A C*

[@ericgu9036]

Oh I think I got a chance here *crashes*

[@jeremyfong5684]

Ohhhh, damnit!

[@chrisdooley6468]

The camaraderie between these three is timeless. I’ll follow wherever these guys go and have a show that’s for sure

[@Rikabe-bt3jc]

2:29 James look out there are cows followed by Hitler... 😂😂😂

[@kenji.mp4.1502]

The cows boutta take a shower, they do need to stay clean

[@juliet5772]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@palefaced1]

Greatest trio on television.

[@black-lungmorgan8343]

2:08 That reaction is leggit.

[@s.t.u.r.n.4445]

1:20 my new ringtone

[@JerryDLTN]

Sounds like Peter from The Family Guy

[@jamie8037]

5: 16 used to be mine "M A N I A C"

[@Avenger460]

Teacher : what sound does a crying dog make ? Special ED kid : 1:19

[@brianferrell9497]

I miss these guys so much. I've tried to watch the new shows well actually both new shows it's okay, just not as good as the original. Jeremy reminds me so much of my best friend who passed away. He was about the same height and build. The gestures that Jeremy does are identical to my friend.

[@DanielStewartWoodturning]

sad

[@ebuckb1343]

Have you seen the grand tour?

[@samcroucher9761]

Sorry for your loss Brian keep you head up ❤️

[@kanashimi4356]

just watch the grand tour

[@pardonless]

Yeah, Grand Tour is cool one

[@JtJumps]

He is in my opinion the funniest man hands down And also they are the best trio/ presenters ever to walk this earth

[@nicolasbocchino3761]

“There are cows followed by hitler” lol

[@RookieRogu]

Tbh, the Africa special was a work of art.

[@scottibugatti7122]

0:46 “I’m Jeremy Clarkson and I’ve done an book.”

[@robin9329]

I'm German and i don't get it can you maybe explain?

[@AleximvTV]

@@robin9329 He has to say "a book". "An book" incorrect.

[@hotdamndan9892]

Hammond's reaction to Jezza's measuring the snow depth is everyone's reaction after seeing that.

[@nicolasbocchino3761]

The snow measuring tactic is just gold. And then you see hammonds reaction just adds to it

[@martinbudinsky8912]

2:29 This one killed me. :D

[@giulianoo983]

Same

[@stephensingh4588]

@@giulianoo983 yes

[@doilysimpkin6972]

Clarkson's face when he's not sure if the Romanian petrol attendant is a 'him' or a 'her' is priceless 🤣🤣🤣

[@mcfcguvnors]

.....................or her :D :D

[@joshslater2426]

Since it’s Jeremy’s birthday, I thought I should come and celebrate him and his finest moments.

[@romeolimaoscar247]

2:35 close your eyes and listen.

[@LouisPrudhomme]

I literally am rolling « on the floor » laughing in my bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@magnusevans3268]

God damnit

[@leomux2004]

James May's "Ow" it's the most british "Ow" I've ever head LMAO 😂😂😂

[@TaunTaunTundra4477]

2:54 Jeremy Clarkson has now become jack sparrow

[@Yahooligan72]

"Hes 45 and it aint grey, now Paul McArtney and have a look at that." Hahahaha daaaam bombing on Hammond

[@143HK2012]

Legend👌🏻 I shall call you Tesco, lolz

[@FunnyTvUK]

Would you like a part 2?

[@piratehaydon6013]

yes

[@pajeirussaurio1405]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[@boerepompie8244]

Yeah

[@Boy-pr2uz]

Yes

[@danielstretton2810]

Yes

[@sacrilegiousboi978]

0:42 Hammond's realisation gets me every time

[@mjmash007]

that's a pevert camera 2:53

[@jxpd7898]

H-Hentai

[@noblegrizzlybear5475]

"No. It's a Daily Mail camera."

[@short7066]

Ahaha

[@aabbas1608]

NobleGrizzlyBear , same thing

[@jamesphilip9709]

4:47 I've never laughed so hard

[@ruimpinho]

4:55 that awkward moment face 😂😂😂

[@izzyrubino8466]

SO FUNYY PAHAHA

[@Hoodie2103]

4:17 him getting scared 😂😂😂😂 “he’s going to need some fingers in a minute”

[@probablynotyourdad4616]

Some of this is just funny moments with Jeremy Clarkson on screen

[@benguest4834]

Any moment with Jezza on screen is a funny moment

[@nealtipton9293]

2:28 "James look out, there are cows followed by Hitler."

[@Vylkeer]

Yayam abalenda! 0:40 Oh you total plumsack … One of my fav moments from The Perfect Road Trip. Clarkson has so many iconic expressions, one of my favorites is: “Oh nooo! Anyways …”

[@sugarnads]

I use 'thats not gone well' all the time. And 'What could possibly go wrong?'

[@emgarage9534]

It's really funny because some of the clips wouldn't be entertaining on another program but these 3 just make anything interesting and worth watching

[@planemod8399]

old top gear: funny moments new top gear: depressing moments

[@buzzytrombone4353]

Grand Tour: Deep, beautiful and fucking hilarious moments.

[@singhofthehill]

Jeremy's laugh is so contagious.

[@lukestantz12]

“Maniac” - Jeremy Clarkson

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

Maniac, maniac, manic... Yobo. Maniac

[@parquito4395]

3:05 that’s one of my favorite James quotes

[@ussvoyager8650]

When Jeremy Clarkson drove the Reliant Robin on Top Gear I laughed so much it made my eyes water

[@mcfcguvnors]

that was a hoot that

[@ussvoyager8650]

@@mcfcguvnors yeh

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

I swear if someone told me back in 1992 that Jeremy Clarkson would be as popular as he is now and that kids would love him I'd have never believed it. I never would have even thought I'd be watching the guy on the internet but I swear his personality aged like fine wine.

[@cqxzl5181]

“hello horse, i shall call you tesco

[@Heisenburger70]

Every time anyone of them says anything, I am already crying with laughter. But 0:56 has me rolling

[@albatroz1463]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Jeremy Clarkson: I bought a reversing horse

[@sandraevans7083]

kill this meme, its not funny anymore, everyone milks it so much

[@beemail6983]

Memes are virtual cancer

[@krisu101]

Sigh.. Once again this very bad meme. It's literally in every video's comment section and it's just as bad in the first place as it is now.

[@PetrolHeadBrasil]

0:01 to 00:05 - me, driving along, everytime I see a Peugeot....

[@MerkhVision]

This is great compilation! The man’s cleverly hilarious

[@Jothomas214]

0:46 “I’ve done *an* book.” I CAN’T 😂😂😂

[@avarmauk]

I love how he’s explaining to the horse that cars are better than him lol

[@lilgrippie]

"there are cows, followed by hi.ler" 💀💀😂

[@a7a416]

Cracks me up every time

[@Kingeta]

‘’Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco’’ XD

[@kristofsv2616]

2:28 I cry! 😂

[@sohailalrahi1047]

"James can you keep your homosexuality to yourself" lol

[@gonzalocarmona9664]

2:28 undoubtly the best one

[@henn.2574]

No one: Absolutely no one: Jeremy Clarkson: M A N I A C

[@jasongjs9003]

5:43 one fine dub

[@klummster88]

“Brake testing James May...”

[@tristanhowells9244]

‘Hello horse, I think I’ll call you Tesco’😂😂😂

[@derpychicken7598]

4:21 best one XD

[@herrschniedler4207]

This Trio is GOLD

[@SilverSting420]

Brake-testing James May never gets old.

[@fr3aktim918]

1:20 lf ouch ouch ouch ouch omg lmao

[@dirty.dan37]

Close your eyes and listen to the magic

[@sanderwage1730]

4:39 Top Gear you should realy drive those cars 😂😂😂

[@tomatkinson115]

Missed a couple, but clarkson was brilliant 😂 "brake testing james may "

[@butterpants12]

"Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco" 🐎🐴 Edit: wow 150 likes I'm so happy ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Edit 2: Wow! 280 likes! Thank you all you fat bloaks! 🍰➡🐷

[@jaydenburrows5051]

Hello horse, i shall call you burger

[@butterpants12]

@@jaydenburrows5051 nO

[@mrcaboosevg6089]

I very nearly forgot that Tesco sold horse meat

[@scavengerbrad5642]

You're pretty you deserve it

[@butterpants12]

@@scavengerbrad5642 uhhh wtf (O_o)??

[@beautifulday1665]

" They've actually had a church where they worship me " 😂😂😂 5:18

[@A_furry69]

Maniac maniac maniac yabo

[@SilverSting420]

"Oh, you total plum-sa..."

[@PolishNoodles]

“Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco”

[@twentyfivenhot]

04:43 had me laughing so hard i was gasping for air ...

[@DrewMcIntyre.]

..... You're still gasping for air.

[@pup1008]

I'm still wondering.... I'm going for "her."

[@dhoom-z7221]

"When try and listen carefully, you could almost hear my genius"

[@jameswallace7091]

Peugeot drivers worst nightmare... a double mini roundabout. How true.

[@Rampagedd]

These 3 are the UKs national treasure

[@patrickmulligan8928]

I'm glad to see my all time favorite funny moment from Top Gear being used as the intro. Maniac. Maniac. Maniac.

[@theophocas7009]

A true Jeremy Clarkson funniest moments video would last almost forever

[@g55ali26]

“Are you going to photograph animals in this country?” 😂😂

[@craigkonowal1260]

4:48 I’m crying. Goddamn lol. Breaking ribs right now

[@waywardgoddess7219]

Clarkson on the horse making it look like a miniature pony send me every time 🤣🤣🤣 like he could just straighten his legs and walk with it

[@TheMarioManiac]

“Hold on I think there’s a chance here!” “OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH DAMMIT”

[@Rhi2Go]

"That's a pervert camera"😂😂

[@gh-yf4go]

"James, look, there are cows followed by Hitler 😂"

[@alecmagill5337]

1:56 probably my favorite moment

[@turkiAnura]

"punched me on the right one, that was my favorite one"

[@honkhonk9222]

So youre going to but all the old episodes of top gear and the grand tour

[@mellowhigh491]

Fun fact: Burn is actually lit, it's like a battery acid flavoured energy drink.