JEREMY CLARKSON - FUNNIEST MOMENTS

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[@La-Machina]

“That’s a pervert camera.” “No, it’s a Daily Mail camera.” “Exactly, that’s what I meant.” Those two have perfect chemistry together

[@cromwell4029]

Clever, very clever what you just did to me and several others

[@aidanmcgregor8789]

That was the funniest joke they’ve ever made by far

[@mhkhan84]

"Maniac, maniac, maniac, yobo, maniac!" Leaves me in stitches every single time.

[@S500-]

Me too i love clarkson

[@joemowz-6725]

It’s the best thing ever

[@heilraichu4037]

"My name is Jeremy Clarkson and I have done 'an' book."

[@krisu101]

"What could possibly go wrong" yeah.. indeed

[@Brodie029]

Sometimes my genius is frightening

[@Gojira_uz]

Never seen Jeremy with that much facial hair.

[@ilovecats170]

2000th like :)

[@DrowningForward]

I was gonna say it first

[@ldnr4442]

"I shall call you tesco"😂😂😂

[@rogerthat3157]

I don't get it

[@spacy9571]

@@rogerthat3157 they use horse meat there

[@duo496]

Waitrose is a more fitting name

[@DeadlyV1RU5]

Around the time that was filmed there was a scandal in the UK where some supermarkets were find to have used horse meat advertised as beef.

[@haydendonnelly2053]

😂😂 lol

[@faraziqbal188]

He has had way too many funny moments to be summed up in a mere 6 minutes

[@sunnydtgm5414]

Truer words have never be spoken

[@user-rs4rz2lx8s]

Yeah we need like a 5 day long video to cover a 1/4th of his funny moments

[@InteloPL]

Well, to be honest there was a mare within these 6 minutes

[@ayoungperson3408]

It's an 8 part series

[@lucacapaldi9038]

7 minutes

[@henryjohnson6635]

“There’s cows followed by hitler

[@nameless2619]

I didn't get that

[@jasa9802]

Nameless 261 the guy in the car must have looked like hitler

[@markoneill8188]

Its a car hitler got driven about in lol not exact one but same kind i think

[@evann5451]

Nameless 261 It was the kind of car Hitler drove

[@brentbernardo5095]

It was the car boi

[@171Mirza]

I think Jeremy's horse slipped out of gear...

[@spoops-is-spoopy]

Slipped out of Top Gear into the Grand Tour 😂! Ok that wasn't funny

[@baileyHalifax]

Reverse gear

[@Bragglord]

The fat bastard shouldn't have been riding one that small

[@bababooey3035]

It went into bottom gear

[@charlesc.9012]

@@Bragglord I think it depends on the breed, but most equines have very strong backs, so even Jeremy wouldn't be much of a problem for a hardy villager's horse

[@beezerboy4152]

“What’s this?” “Crocodiles ear” “...it’s hairy” “Crocodiles _do_ have hairy ears” 🤣🤣

[@JamesSmith-sc9bu]

they don't even have ears

[@beezerboy4152]

@@JamesSmith-sc9bu no shit sherlock

[@Petrik_33]

@@beezerboy4152 uhhh

[@beezerboy4152]

@@Petrik_33 they do have hairy ears

[@bena9713]

@@JamesSmith-sc9bu no no they do

[@OjaDogg]

5:38 The way he handled that handshake was gangsta af

[@jordanking6852]

Ive always thought that

[@anti-john8786]

“DAB on it wag wan”

[@jimmy22334]

Jeremy is a real nigga

[@Rampagedd]

Such a well travelled bunch they'd make the best diplomats 😅

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

Hammond: Takes out fancy camera Jeremy: Pulls out Hubble Telescope James: THAT'S A PERVERT CAMERA!

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

@2:45

[@DrBarbequeSauce]

"No, it's a Daily Mail camera" "That's what I meant" 😂😂😂

[@ThumbsUP-ThumbsDOWN]

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[@ThumbsUP-ThumbsDOWN]

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[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

@Phalanx James: That's what I meant

[@jdmaine51084]

"There is Jezzas' back alley... well found". I laugh every time.

[@rcmcqueen5326]

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[@airwipe1639]

Josh Maine i laughed but I didn’t get it

[@angyd]

RC McQueen huh?

[@starlightiris]

Honestly it's the "well found" bit that absolutely kills me

[@flame3642]

Dude he sounds like a fed-up, exhausted David Attenborough when he does it, and it makes my stomach hurt from laughing everytime I find it again

[@cheeseburger783]

James: that’s a pervert camera Jeremy: no it’s a daily mail camera *No No he’s got a point*

[@aliarab756]

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[@only-jr]

James: Exactly, that's what I meant

[@futurecat]

3:14 - i love how Jeremy is actually affectionately doting on the horse while calling it useless. 😆

[@mcfcguvnors]

how does it start ? :D

[@joefriesen5296]

Under rated one 🤣🤣

[@rsvtransitadventures]

3:24 that ‘yeeeeeesss’ is very iconic

[@gregorydavis9405]

Just like when Hammond asked if the beef still had bones in it in the food blender vid.

[@masonetidloie2960]

2:29 “james look out, there are cows followed by hitler

[@Yougotcaged102]

"Years of this mans meme potential and we barely scratched the surface"

[@jimmy22334]

Out of context Top Gear is something else

[@joedowle5225]

“I’ve bought a stalled horse”

[@suhassubbanna]

0:35, i dint realize what hammond was telling until i repeated it.😂😂 “Yayam abellenda” (I am a bellend).

[@loslogos9091]

I think they were trying to speak Russian. Я емь что-то там, дальше не понял что они хотели заказать

[@pastrana6135]

I think it means I am a blender

[@albinhelen514]

I thought he said “I am a blender”

[@suhassubbanna]

ReggieBoi 3018 I dont think so mate. We call a person bellend if he is a complete plank.

[@DacsterMC]

@@pastrana6135 I think you're not British

[@aestheticcruise8807]

Maniac... Maniac... Maniac.. *YOBO* *maniac* *M A N I A C*

[@ericgu9036]

Oh I think I got a chance here *crashes*

[@jeremyfong5684]

Ohhhh, damnit!

[@siddeshh]

2:42 Jesus, I mean Budha 😂

[@georgesimon2730]

i've read your comment in the exact same moment while it was payed. just thought you should know that.

[@jamie8037]

@@georgesimon2730 same

[@aw2m]

“Hello, horse. I shall call you Tesco.” “Ready, steady go.” “Well, I bought a stalled horse.” “It’s going backwards. I bought a reversing horse.”

[@creeperkiller9795]

Hell of a sentence

[@FunnyTvUK]

Would you like a part 2?

[@piratehaydon6013]

yes

[@pajeirussaurio1405]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

[@boerepompie8244]

Yeah

[@Boy-pr2uz]

Yes

[@danielstretton2810]

Yes

[@black-lungmorgan8343]

2:08 That reaction is leggit.

[@s.t.u.r.n.4445]

1:20 my new ringtone

[@JerryDLTN]

Sounds like Peter from The Family Guy

[@jamie8037]

5: 16 used to be mine "M A N I A C"

[@Rikabe-bt3jc]

2:29 James look out there are cows followed by Hitler... 😂😂😂

[@kenji.mp4.1502]

The cows boutta take a shower, they do need to stay clean

[@juliet5772]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@palefaced1]

Greatest trio on television.

[@chrisdooley6468]

The camaraderie between these three is timeless. I’ll follow wherever these guys go and have a show that’s for sure

[@romeolimaoscar247]

2:35 close your eyes and listen.

[@LouisPrudhomme]

I literally am rolling « on the floor » laughing in my bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@magnusevans3268]

God damnit

[@nicolasbocchino3761]

“There are cows followed by hitler” lol

[@scottibugatti7122]

0:46 “I’m Jeremy Clarkson and I’ve done an book.”

[@robin9329]

I'm German and i don't get it can you maybe explain?

[@AleximvTV]

@@robin9329 He has to say "a book". "An book" incorrect.

[@Avenger460]

Teacher : what sound does a crying dog make ? Special ED kid : 1:19

[@brianferrell9497]

I miss these guys so much. I've tried to watch the new shows well actually both new shows it's okay, just not as good as the original. Jeremy reminds me so much of my best friend who passed away. He was about the same height and build. The gestures that Jeremy does are identical to my friend.

[@DanielStewartWoodturning]

sad

[@ebuckb1343]

Have you seen the grand tour?

[@samcroucher9761]

Sorry for your loss Brian keep you head up ❤️

[@kanashimi4356]

just watch the grand tour

[@pardonless]

Yeah, Grand Tour is cool one

[@martinbudinsky8912]

2:29 This one killed me. :D

[@giulianoo983]

Same

[@stephensingh4588]

@@giulianoo983 yes

[@mjmash007]

that's a pevert camera 2:53

[@jxpd7898]

H-Hentai

[@noblegrizzlybear5475]

"No. It's a Daily Mail camera."

[@short7066]

Ahaha

[@aabbas1608]

NobleGrizzlyBear , same thing

[@JtJumps]

He is in my opinion the funniest man hands down And also they are the best trio/ presenters ever to walk this earth

[@RookieRogu]

Tbh, the Africa special was a work of art.

[@sacrilegiousboi978]

0:42 Hammond's realisation gets me every time

[@TaunTaunTundra4477]

2:54 Jeremy Clarkson has now become jack sparrow

[@joshslater2426]

Since it’s Jeremy’s birthday, I thought I should come and celebrate him and his finest moments.

[@hotdamndan9892]

Hammond's reaction to Jezza's measuring the snow depth is everyone's reaction after seeing that.

[@nicolasbocchino3761]

The snow measuring tactic is just gold. And then you see hammonds reaction just adds to it

[@jamesphilip9709]

4:47 I've never laughed so hard

[@ruimpinho]

4:55 that awkward moment face 😂😂😂

[@izzyrubino8466]

SO FUNYY PAHAHA

[@planemod8399]

old top gear: funny moments new top gear: depressing moments

[@buzzytrombone4353]

Grand Tour: Deep, beautiful and fucking hilarious moments.

[@doilysimpkin6972]

Clarkson's face when he's not sure if the Romanian petrol attendant is a 'him' or a 'her' is priceless 🤣🤣🤣

[@mcfcguvnors]

.....................or her :D :D

[@nealtipton9293]

2:28 "James look out, there are cows followed by Hitler."

[@parquito4395]

3:05 that’s one of my favorite James quotes

[@leomux2004]

James May's "Ow" it's the most british "Ow" I've ever head LMAO 😂😂😂

[@Vylkeer]

Yayam abalenda! 0:40 Oh you total plumsack … One of my fav moments from The Perfect Road Trip. Clarkson has so many iconic expressions, one of my favorites is: “Oh nooo! Anyways …”

[@sugarnads]

I use 'thats not gone well' all the time. And 'What could possibly go wrong?'

[@dickJohnsonpeter]

I swear if someone told me back in 1992 that Jeremy Clarkson would be as popular as he is now and that kids would love him I'd have never believed it. I never would have even thought I'd be watching the guy on the internet but I swear his personality aged like fine wine.

[@Hoodie2103]

4:17 him getting scared 😂😂😂😂 “he’s going to need some fingers in a minute”

[@singhofthehill]

Jeremy's laugh is so contagious.

[@albatroz1463]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Jeremy Clarkson: I bought a reversing horse

[@sandraevans7083]

kill this meme, its not funny anymore, everyone milks it so much

[@beemail6983]

Memes are virtual cancer

[@krisu101]

Sigh.. Once again this very bad meme. It's literally in every video's comment section and it's just as bad in the first place as it is now.

[@probablynotyourdad4616]

Some of this is just funny moments with Jeremy Clarkson on screen

[@benguest4834]

Any moment with Jezza on screen is a funny moment

[@cqxzl5181]

“hello horse, i shall call you tesco

[@lukestantz12]

“Maniac” - Jeremy Clarkson

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

Maniac, maniac, manic... Yobo. Maniac

[@Yahooligan72]

"Hes 45 and it aint grey, now Paul McArtney and have a look at that." Hahahaha daaaam bombing on Hammond

[@PetrolHeadBrasil]

0:01 to 00:05 - me, driving along, everytime I see a Peugeot....

[@emgarage9534]

It's really funny because some of the clips wouldn't be entertaining on another program but these 3 just make anything interesting and worth watching

[@Jothomas214]

0:46 “I’ve done *an* book.” I CAN’T 😂😂😂

[@Heisenburger70]

Every time anyone of them says anything, I am already crying with laughter. But 0:56 has me rolling

[@143HK2012]

Legend👌🏻 I shall call you Tesco, lolz

[@lilgrippie]

"there are cows, followed by hi.ler" 💀💀😂

[@a7a416]

Cracks me up every time

[@sohailalrahi1047]

"James can you keep your homosexuality to yourself" lol

[@ussvoyager8650]

When Jeremy Clarkson drove the Reliant Robin on Top Gear I laughed so much it made my eyes water

[@mcfcguvnors]

that was a hoot that

[@ussvoyager8650]

@@mcfcguvnors yeh

[@gonzalocarmona9664]

2:28 undoubtly the best one

[@jasongjs9003]

5:43 one fine dub

[@Kingeta]

‘’Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco’’ XD

[@avarmauk]

I love how he’s explaining to the horse that cars are better than him lol

[@kristofsv2616]

2:28 I cry! 😂

[@butterpants12]

"Hello horse, I shall call you Tesco" 🐎🐴 Edit: wow 150 likes I'm so happy ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Edit 2: Wow! 280 likes! Thank you all you fat bloaks! 🍰➡🐷

[@jaydenburrows5051]

Hello horse, i shall call you burger

[@butterpants12]

@@jaydenburrows5051 nO

[@mrcaboosevg6089]

I very nearly forgot that Tesco sold horse meat

[@scavengerbrad5642]

You're pretty you deserve it

[@butterpants12]

@@scavengerbrad5642 uhhh wtf (O_o)??

[@spongebob6956]

4:24 since when was Jeremy Pregnant

[@oualidhadjailia7155]

6:16 Since a very Long Time.

[@Zimzamzoom95]

5:37

[@derpychicken7598]

4:21 best one XD

[@tristanhowells9244]

‘Hello horse, I think I’ll call you Tesco’😂😂😂

[@klummster88]

“Brake testing James May...”

[@herrschniedler4207]

This Trio is GOLD

[@MerkhVision]

This is great compilation! The man’s cleverly hilarious

[@henn.2574]

No one: Absolutely no one: Jeremy Clarkson: M A N I A C

[@SilverSting420]

Brake-testing James May never gets old.

[@A_furry69]

Maniac maniac maniac yabo

[@sanderwage1730]

4:39 Top Gear you should realy drive those cars 😂😂😂

[@beautifulday1665]

" They've actually had a church where they worship me " 😂😂😂 5:18

[@fr3aktim918]

1:20 lf ouch ouch ouch ouch omg lmao

[@dirty.dan37]

Close your eyes and listen to the magic

[@honkhonk9222]

So youre going to but all the old episodes of top gear and the grand tour

[@SilverSting420]

"Oh, you total plum-sa..."

[@Rampagedd]

These 3 are the UKs national treasure

[@twentyfivenhot]

04:43 had me laughing so hard i was gasping for air ...

[@DrewMcIntyre.]

..... You're still gasping for air.

[@pup1008]

I'm still wondering.... I'm going for "her."

[@PolishNoodles]

“Hello Horse, I shall call you Tesco”

[@dhoom-z7221]

"When try and listen carefully, you could almost hear my genius"

[@gh-yf4go]

"James, look, there are cows followed by Hitler 😂"

[@craigkonowal1260]

4:48 I’m crying. Goddamn lol. Breaking ribs right now

[@FunnyTvUK]

PART 2: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mqfVaamFgK5jqMk ... enjoy ;)

[@LuzNocedaOwO]

Is so funny the 4:20 for the end 4:32 XD

[@theophocas7009]

A true Jeremy Clarkson funniest moments video would last almost forever

[@busterb2958]

Honestly Jeremy has the most satisfying voice I’ve ever heard

[@TheMarioManiac]

“Hold on I think there’s a chance here!” “OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH DAMMIT”

[@g55ali26]

“Are you going to photograph animals in this country?” 😂😂

[@elrisitos9821]

4:53 clarkson' face :laughing:

[@jameswallace7091]

Peugeot drivers worst nightmare... a double mini roundabout. How true.

[@mellowhigh491]

Fun fact: Burn is actually lit, it's like a battery acid flavoured energy drink.

[@tomatkinson115]

Missed a couple, but clarkson was brilliant 😂 "brake testing james may "

[@jamiehay1027]

"Or her"