top gear funny moments compilation 2

[@stephencox8177]

“You’re not building the shed, your naming your tools!!!”

[@Pieces93]

😂😂😂

[@roxxanekenny3810]

Is this your tape measure

[@stephencox8177]

BLAAAAM!!!

[@stephencox8177]

I’ll be honest good distance

[@Tommy55_official]

What episode is that though

[@OutlyingOkapi]

Ok but genuinely the drawing around the spanners trick is GENIUS 😂😂

[@chadzilla85]

With OutlyingOkapi suffering from an industrial bout of OCD, I commented on

[@senseal5462]

All it needs is writing on the inside for what size it is so it can be easily replaced

[@OutlyingOkapi]

@@senseal5462 also a very good point ☝🏼

[@PhilOsGarage]

It’s called a shadow board, and they are genuinely really helpful

[@justforever96]

People have been doing that for over a hundred years. Not a new idea.

[@DKS225]

(as James May) Look what you done to MY BLOODY SHED MAN?????????

[@markcf83]

I had this bomb.....

[@teddyezsan]

​@@markcf83 and it... That'll buff out

[@AB2108YA]

What time is this program on?

[@itsdan722]

​@@AB2108YAbegone anime pfp

[@Harithecurry25]

Is it 10’o clock on BBC?

[@LouM897]

“Ahhh you’ve frozen ma goolies!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@nevritson3493]

😂😂😂😂

[@azzajames7661]

I love these three Englishmen, and they will never be matched, nor replaced ever again😞 Especially, after the Grand Tour is ending, after the last few specials have aired😢

[@Infiniteflights777]

Often imitated never duplicated

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

You should hate top gear and the grand tour ok?

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

And yeah both show are dead because of alot controversy they made

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

And is not funny and isn't cool

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

Ok?

[@maia9056]

This could be the entire comic relief special.

[@AkiraHartono]

Them running over the bicycle made me laugh for 5 minutes straight for some reason

[@amykryptonite]

Hilarious 😂 i've got tears from laughing

[@djmaxtrim]

Together with that jazzy Smoke on Water BGM 🤣🤣🤣

[@Faith01841]

I love how the whole time James and Jeremy are bickering like an old married couple Richard is just fucking about in a digger 😭

[@bunnyflop3864]

That chicken spinning and getting roasted had me on the ground 🤣🤣🤣

[@R33C3.]

1:46 I never noticed Richard Hammond peeing up that tree before! 😂

[@baTonkaTruck]

A fully-rigged, rate A-1 ocean-going pillock is the funniest insult I’ve ever actually heard.

[@John14710]

The amount of times James said “mAn” in that beginning

[@citricamoeba]

I have no idea what business "ocean-going" has to be in that insult, but it cracks me right up 😂😂

[@MarcusAurelius-20VT]

I assumed smart as fish

[@justforever96]

Because it's a part of the whole list of other terms he used, A1, fully rigged, ocean going, they are all terms used to classify vessels by Lloyd's, and in each case those are the maximum or largest categories for a vessel.

[@citricamoeba]

@@justforever96 Huh, that's pretty cool. Thanks

[@jamesm5503]

Look what you’ve done to my bloody shed man 😂😂

[@DustinPlatt]

The Reliant Robin episode still has to be on the Top 5 best Top Gear episodes ever. Maybe top 3

[@ryanpeters6937]

Jeremy: Richard sent me and James off to get supplies at something called a Garden Centre. It was a place which seemed ro be mostly full of sheds, what kind of Nerd would find those interesting? James: WOW! Never gets old😂😂😂

[@Snowie7826]

James: "What's the biggest size shed you have? ...No, that's too big..."

[@PhilOsGarage]

Moleman

[@smithyc2051]

Jezza In wellies holding a shotgun while arguing with may and Hammond 😂😂😂

[@JJSuggitt95]

"LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAN!!!"

[@BakaBroski]

Jeremy’s bit with the 3 wheeler was legitimately comedy platinum

[@katewoods4833]

the red lighter sliding back into Jeremy’s over turned car at 7:56 like “FATHER HELP! SAVE ME!”

[@SonicKong]

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN! 😂

[@101bravohotel6]

me seeing a shed cost only 200 dollars and getting violently angry wasnt something i thought would happen tonight

[@GlitchanBlack]

Is this your tape measure? Might be. **gunshot**

[@nyChannel09]

2:20 The script is so good.

[@anygoodmedia]

I'm sorry but as a kid I loved going to a garden centre and exploring the shed and I'm sure I still have that same passion now

[@justforever96]

So you're a nerd. That's fine. Nerds are better and more interesting people in general. Although I don't think that actually makes you a nerd necessarily. But you know what you like, you can find enjoyment or interest in things outside the ordinary, you maybe have some imagination and youthfulness left in you. I can't imagine being one of these people who only likes sports, TV, whatever other people all like, so they know is socially acceptable and can't imagine how or why you would enjoy anything else.

[@Steven91637]

I am from Germany but I love these 3 English Nerds so much 😂😂😂😂

[@2thomask]

This man is a farmer now

[@crisdeeming2758]

Well owns a farm.

[@shadowrunner2510]

"Bu...buil....build the shed!"

[@UnfriendlyGhostK]

I'm so sad you didn't include "That was a CaTaStRoPhIc MiStAkE" as James went onto the rumblers in that caravan race

[@Goremize]

I miss them like this...

[@brandenbizelli654]

1:56 will forever be in my top ten favorite top gear moments its so abrupt 😂😂😂.

[@Psyrecx]

*It's amazing how long it took James to build an shed.*

[@nestlesnipes8353]

We pulled over to talk to some enthusiasts. Proceeds to roll it genius

[@aplane9625]

The stig is hilarious

[@nickystill6483]

I’m sorry James I am a fully rigged rate a one ocean going pillock

[@ethanhill4877]

James may is definitely high functioning lol

[@PhilOsGarage]

I am far more similar to him than I am comfortable admitting

[@justforever96]

I can't be the only one who thinks the Robin looks like a brilliant machine. It's like a moped with a cabin, super simple, cheap, it will get you around town at an adequate speed out of the rain, probably does 80mpg. Just as long as you remember what you are driving and don't roll it over on purpose. I guess a Panda is more versatile and almost as cheap, you can use it on longer trips. But for running around town, it's too bad they don't sell stuff like that any more. When they do they somehow are always almost as expensive as a real car and have less space than the Robin did inside. Like the ForTwo.

[@Lotte_Da]

1:20 I still don’t know y this random guy walking into frame is so funny to me. He looks so uncomfortable

[@charliehinde1701]

They're all production crew in disguise. The guy at 2:12 is Andy Wilman their main producer 😂😂

[@MysteriousFigure]

@@charliehinde1701 Better known as "Andrzej Wilmanowski", 100% Polish without a shadow of a doubt lol

[@topbloke1683]

@@charliehinde1701 ohhh just noticed this! he was also the producer of the grand tour too wasnt he?

[@Awj7725]

Watching this after the final Grand Tour special....

[@ReversibleOctopus]

Nothing can best Top Ground Gear Force

[@JustGohan04]

Ans for the past 7 years i always thought the reliant robin episode ended with jeremy flipping over again on bbc news

[@justforever96]

Then you haven't seen the show I guess. Because that's just a film they showed during the actual show, like they always do. They start and end in the studio in each episode. Or did you think the films were the episodes?

[@hugoagogo9435]

Glad I lived through the very last golden era of television. They have probably just about run their coarse now and are right to pack it in while still top of their game. But television will never be same without them.

[@nevritson3493]

Brilliant these three just like Gordon Gino and Fred 😂😂😂😂❤

[@Synthematix]

Im with James on this one, i do love a good shed.

[@justforever96]

But those are all too cheap and modern. A good shed should be more utilitarian and primitive. Those are like decorative items that you can use to store stuff in. I like the idea of basically living in a shed. No housekeeping, no decorating, just your tools and guns and maybe the engine you are rebuilding. A cot and a camp stove. I always said that is like an ideal for me. A cabin would be a nice compromise. Like a real cabin, not a decorative house styled to look rustic. Or an old cottage would work I guess.

[@MrJlc93]

Oh dear look at the pitch cracks me up every time 😂

[@-FreeMiner-]

This your tape measure ? 💥

[@Foul_Quince]

The Stig's Chinese cousin is the funniest bit they ever did, I think

[@josef596]

The Chinese crash test 😂

[@Foul_Quince]

@@josef596 I just love the way he says "Chiy-kneeeze cousin"!

[@joshib1106]

The door decals on the beamer "Larsons biscuits" when the door opens and it says "arse biscuits" im pretty sure that was something Father Jack said once in an episode of Father Ted😂😂

[@EmiLovesJinxing]

6:44 golden part 😭😂

[@danrogers9945]

This was my all time favorite show!

[@FirstLadyDonald]

I miss top gear

[@FrodosFlagen]

The 3 boys are like the 3 stooges 😂

[@tommyhansen7600]

that polish man is the director

[@mrsukhoi1]

"A place full of sheds"... Yeah, sheds...

[@blacksmith2316]

Mmm, did i just smell smoke on the water?

[@reidaneVA44]

i love the stig

[@smithyc2051]

Top garden ground gear force 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@alfredmwero5849]

James has very serious OCD😂

[@D-day44]

Is this ur tape measure 😂

[@kairotheprotogen514]

8:08 Arriving in style

[@Its_a_kind_of_magic71]

1:17 you know he’s right in what he’s doing. Most of the hardest job is in the organisation.

[@justforever96]

Of course. He's James May. He's the smartest one of the bunch. Character wise. He actually knows how things work and his to fix them.

[@miel1074]

Why are they trying to cook a chicken with the jet pulse motor from a German V1 rocket ?

[@nam6128]

Never forget the only stig that ever died was black

[@Abdul.M.]

James may see sheds he like kid wit new toy woow😂😂

[@lordainsleyharriot3252]

We can all be honest here, everyone here would love for James May to build their shed

[@plbingham]

never seen this garden episode!!! I must find it

[@Masterath]

It was for sports relief, I believe. It was called top ground gear force. The whole episode is on KZbin.

[@aston3dpanda212]

Anyone catch Clarkson dropping the f bomb.

[@carman9496]

If tim the toolman was British

[@Ethan-Entah]

It still annoys me that the spanners aren't in order

[@Steven91637]

The Three Stooge’s 😂

[@shawnpaul13]

did i hear smoke on the water?

[@alexpayne2662]

12:41 *CASUAL C-47 Douglas 'skytrain' in background*

[@JamesThomas-zb1xk]

Found james mays alt

[@maxwellhines3216]

This is the office for car guys

[@PaulyM856]

It's like watching kindergartners try to solve a pre-k problem. XD

[@Snake8111]

Brilliant

[@michael14tzr]

10:20 which episode is that?

[@gamemaster5664]

It’s from the top gear dvd special the perfect road trip 2 you can watch it here www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjt99Wu6uyDAxXHg_0HHbXHBNkQwqsBegQIERAF&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FCHandMTopGearVideos%2Fvideos%2Ftop-gear-the-perfect-road-trip-2-2014%2F1274811789281084%2F&usg=AOvVaw1C8ggwr9GvRQC5u9sRNMzj&opi=89978449

[@bobbuilder118]

Which episode is this from

[@CaptainCapital8]

11:28 - Malnourished Stig.

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

And goodbye or not goodbye

[@reubenvanderkodde5789]

It seems you've copied 'James May's Inconspicuous Shed' for the first portion of the video...

[@forresttowns4995]

How much were they drinking when they designed the Reliant Robin? Who makes a car with only 3 wheels?

[@Thaisistercunny]

0:42 song name?

[@PsychicPsal1742]

Smoke on the Water.

[@MallocFree90]

What episode is from the first part

[@1guy1car7]

Tggf (top gear ground force)

[@MallocFree90]

@@1guy1car7 thanks

[@kennyw4297]

11:59 stig talks??

[@darapking9716]

0:42

[@jameswalker7459]

Mr bean x 3...

[@paulhammons7077]

No comments 😢😅. Space balls the comment 😊

[@DorotejSlav61125]

The only 3 Englishmen i actually like! :) sadly both Top Gear and Grand Tour ended…😞

[@Lewis-dq2xb]

scripted

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

And it suck bro

[@azzajames7661]

You suck, Bro 😂🤣

[@jeffk4223]

They were definitely worth their salary. Brilliant humor and entertainment until the politically correct or a newbie person in charge thought he/she/they/them could make it better. Ruined top gear.

[@flumetron]

Annoyingly tedious. I suppose some people find this contrived nonsense funny...

[@katyiscrazy1999]

You have a shit sense of humor then

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

I hate top gear because they are racist ok?

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

You should hate top gear

[@azzajames7661]

Your salty tears are soooo funny 🤣😂

[@katierandall9191]

Then why are you watching a Top Gear video?

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

@@azzajames7661 no is not funny is serious so knocked it off! 😠😠

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

@@katierandall9191 no i'm not watching i'm ignored them

[@joaquinvaleri7022]

And is not funny and isn't cool

[@cameronheidelauf9623]

In the plums 😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

[@somebodyoutthere1931]

Top Gear Australia is the gayest thing since camp

[@masham7197]

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