JEREMY CLARKSON'S FUNNIEST MOMENTS #7

[@bghoody5665]

This man has the emotional maturity of a child - and the world is a better place for it.

[@Dave5843-d9m]

The Tesla road test was hilarious especially the race and the touch screen demo.

[@idadahlberg3761]

That's why we love him 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@haa1774]

@@Dave5843-d9m lol and the lawyers made it much more hilarious 😂

[@SADIQKHAN-wf9kx]

😂😂😂❤️

[@BritishTightEnd]

Yes

[@williamsilver3088]

"Don't worry, american Jeremy Clarkson isn't real, he can't hurt you" 0:01 *American Jeremy Clarkson*

[@luuko656]

From what scene or episode was that???

[@kshgarg147]

That's Donald Trump :D

[@ChrisKitsune]

It is from a promo for the Grand Tour, its called Making The Grand Tour: Becoming More American. I think its on KZbin.

[@riclee371]

@@kshgarg147 ikr

[@luuko656]

@@ChrisKitsune you are absolutely correct!! I was looking for it in The Grand Tour episodes...but its just a short promo

[@Kanakou_DX15]

4:03 'Discreetly, I squirt the difference into a bin. However, when I reached the overnight halt, I came up with a more fiendish idea' Oh God Clarkson committed arson

[@akaihana730]

I wounder if the planed that or was it just good placement

[@matt_crawford]

"You don't back on to your own digit" hahaha

[@deannastocks258]

better help me then

[@joecooper3073]

I nearly wet myself when he said that

[@justintaylor375]

"You rummage your nuts about"

[@TheCyzergy]

I sprayed coffee everywhere and my girlfriend is so mad

[@svenski59]

That’s just wrong. Digit is my dog’s name!

[@TheSupergunman3000]

I liked the almost seamless transition of Jeremy dispensing fuel in the bin at 4:10 to "however" from the Burma special

[@benjaminburbery3939]

“Jesus they’re gonna soak Richard in petrol and set him on fire. These pranks really are going too far...”

[@Marcus01285]

Yeah

[@Beans-wr3hu]

O h d e a r g o d

[@someguyinanambulancesavage9829]

I love that both the things he drove were white with blue racing stripes on them. As if he converted to the Peel P45 into that truck and drove there.

[@kilianuwe8731]

Best trio in modern tv history

[@david468j]

Fact

[@ashtonsalinas6336]

aside from Ricky, Julien, and Bubbles

[@david468j]

@@ashtonsalinas6336 trailer park Boys

[@SkyeComeUp]

Charlie mac and dennis

[@ZyroAniCapped]

the inbetweeners also

[@diecurrysauce3414]

This beautiful ugandan morning was shattered by the below of a wild animal. CLAARKSOOOOONN!!!

[@komradkat1073]

HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT

[@cyberdemon6517]

CLARKSOOOOOOON CLARKSOOOOOOON WHERES MY ROOF

[@CorporalCanada]

"You Rummage your nuts about yourself"- HAAAAMMOOONDDD!!

[@qr8907]

1:54 Glad Jeremy is finally having another baby

[@pinkishcroc]

so brave

[@roborylan7094]

LOL

[@nabs3178]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@theamazingparkerC]

Adolf Hitler Richard hammond

[@greenthatsit1808]

@Adolf Hitler richard

[@unstatisfied]

The fact that Jeremy and James peed inside Richard's 'water bucket' and Richard showered in pee just made my day xD

[@LG633TV]

Now that’s what you call a “Golden Shower”

[@DingersTV]

youre the type of person who repeats the joke too the person who told it right after they say it

[@Xelako]

imagine believing they actually did that

[@vp5]

@@Xelako yeah there is no way it was real. Even Hammond said he could 'taste the difference'. Staged and fake

[@bubblesofthecoast6393]

vp5 Still funny nonetheless; just takes away from it a bit

[@accidentprone2352]

4:05-4:12 that transition was way to perfect

[@averageheightwizard4798]

Sure he can't be with jeans at a wedding but who wouldn't want Clarkson in their wedding??

[@DonZollFL]

If Clarkson comes to my wedding, I want him wearing the driver uniform WITH jeans, or he doesn't come...I'm a simple guy...

[@liamlyon1808]

The p45 episode had me crying with laughter, honestly one of the funniest things iv ever seen.

[@jamesebert9140]

Impressive episode also I mean smallest car ever an Jeremy big bafoon ass fits in it lol love these guys

[@gdfggggg]

True

[@arthurmorgan7642]

2:45 James sounds like a military school general calling out to one of his cadets

[@jamesharding3459]

He does, doesn’t he?

[@JESTAz]

I love Clarksons witty comedy & the way he talks like for example YYEESSSSS & lets not get bogged down! he is a legend

[@ic1815]

_the thumb alone caused me to laugh out loud_

[@hobanagerik]

1:47 “Your back bottom.” 😂

[@SirFlukealot]

0:00 what the girls see across the club when Clarkson looks at them

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

0:01Let's make Top Gear great again

[@elasmotherium12]

Speed and Power

[@MuYe]

More like *peed in shower*

[@potownrob]

Grace, Pace & Space

[@n-q-r7162]

“But when I need to pee I’ll go 180” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I feel that though

[@cw6795]

The changing room cycling scene is one of if not my absolute favorite scenes of TG.

[@beowolf9991]

Thumbnail reperesents real americans 😂😂😂😂😂

[@dulsarakumarage7856]

* 'Mericans

[@1hja742]

Who is it

[@4ndyr0g3r50n]

"Real" you say?

[@beowolf9991]

@The German Next door as an asian can tell better 😂 because you guys need prespective from the guy outside the america

[@dangaming2698]

Adolf Hitler dayum your really *reich* in jokes

[@pandapoo03]

The way he say yes is too funny 😂😂😂😂😂 3:09

[@WaterDispencer519]

0:29 is literally my reaction watching Clarkson on that fitting room

[@conorhaines8085]

0:01 i just noticed james in the background! 🤣

[@noahsinnett]

He said you cant do a wedding in jeans... he's forgotten about his experience in alabama

[@stewartgrindlay9760]

3:23 you can see the fear in his eyes by opening wide.

[@joshmcnulty5950]

I laughed so hard

[@junko4166]

DONALD CLARKSON DONALD CLARKSON

[@manoo422]

"I can taste the difference"!!! OMG.

[@Henriong]

The clips link together so perfectly

[@LeonBlack666]

But where are the reliant robin moments? Arguably the funniest thing ive ever seen

[@sirtomalot1584]

So generoua of them to give Hammond a golden shower.... Respect for them to keep considerably quiet with laughing.

[@NeverMetTheGuy]

Let's be real, there was 20 years of funniest moments, and they're still going... at a May's pace.

[@skatan4727]

"You check yourself for testicular cancer your SPANNER" xD

[@alanhilton3611]

I miss old top gear so much you genuinely got it that these guys had a deep friendship and it came across on screen like three naughy boys mucking around....my favourite quote...."let's sneek up on the sea".😂

[@Ennatol]

watch The Grand Tour. Its on Amazon.

[@richie4561]

you don't back onto a digit, i am crying with laughter

[@crombajaa]

This is one of the best clips on youtube ever!

[@ralphsmallblock4367]

The dyn”0” mite trio are professional at make funny really funny 🍻

[@miroslavkolar537]

You could include Clarkson going in a half of the frontera in the next episode for me one of the best moments

[@Profile__1]

1:30 This made me look their ages up, and I was genuinely surprised to find out they're honestly not THAT old, even in 2020. Clarkson is 60, May is 57, and Hammond is barely 50. I legit always thought they were all in their mid 60s, with Hammond still being the youngest by only a few years.

[@maxz8807]

Unless hammond aged 12 years in 1 day your figure is slightly off

[@Profile__1]

@@maxz8807 DAMN IT! THE ONE I LOOKED AT SAID 38. NOW IT'S 50.

[@maxz8807]

@@Profile__1 damn, he sure does age quickly....

[@Profile__1]

@@maxz8807 the fastest aging human... In the world

[@trancelover67]

The Vietnam special was my fav!

[@HOLE9YARDS18]

YOU RUMMAGE YOUR NUTS AROUND xD also when Jeremy started to pour the gas into the garbage that totally reminded me of the scene from super troopers where farva does that to get a free hot dog lol

[@gian-lucanardini9706]

1:15 this scene right here, this is why the new Top gear didn't live up to the hype, you can't beat a bond between 3 men, like they do, they just too awesome, no one else like them on TV!

[@Circleglide]

Clarkson in a nutshell: MORE POWER

[@Dicko1]

You don't back yourself onto your own digit!!! 😂😂

[@musicaluprising924]

The last one is from one of my favourite episodes XD

[@n00dles79]

"you don't back onto your own digit," lmao.

[@Newrangetank]

You don’t back onto your own digit, that finished me off

[@boyd-desmond-69420]

You guys are great

[@sirtomalot1584]

That shower at the end. LMFAO!

[@lunasanja4574]

this "I can't say it, people are listening" is sooo bloody ingrained in all the Brits, it's adorable, lol

[@johnlaing8351]

You don't back up onto your own digit!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@shashank5r]

The best trio ever!

[@ron3621]

The last one is the best🤣👍

[@laurawalsh4102]

The autonomous car bit is just fantastic

[@margareth.8363]

this man is BRILLIANT!

[@pgr3290]

One of my favourite jokes was the episode where they turned to building demolition. Clarkson brought along a U.N marked remote control mine sweeping machine and then did an off the cuff unscripted joke about Princess Diana owning one. Everyone laughed, you could hear the crew laughing, was quality they kept it in.

[@lukeslayer]

"You spanner!" Hahahaha

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

4:30 I'm DYING. Its such a shame the aren't together anymore

[@tombowman5281]

Yes they are the new special comes out in July and then at Christmas its a 5 hour special

[@cookoo4cocopuffs221]

@@tombowman5281 Cool. I'll keep an eye put for that

[@MrOlgrumpy]

"I can taste the difference" classic,I bet he can

[@watahyahknow]

that first shot...... he could play one of those fire and brimstone preachers .send me the money gosh god send me the money

[@charelpeffer52]

Clarkson having a casual conversation about prostate cancer 😂

[@serge4274]

The joke about coffee Americano from the grand tour is funny

[@beezerboy4152]

Therapist: “American Jeremy isn’t real, he can’t hurt you” American Jeremy: 0:01

[@clxssymx4535]

m o r g a n: Stolen Comment

[@RetroOzzy]

That's funny did you think of that......................................................................................

[@beezerboy4152]

Clxssy MX do you really think I would have commented it if I knew, I’ve only just seen the other one now

[@Abdul-nf2wy]

stop copying comments you neek

[@beezerboy4152]

user first literally read the comment above yours you stupid bastard

[@ballpythonlover10]

2:02 You don’t back on to your own digit 😂

[@trancelover67]

I miss them..so much!!

[@Whydidtheychangeittohandlesnow]

This should just be the whole show

[@smithyc2051]

I love this man

[@simonthomas5367]

Seen them all before. Still laughed like a drain!! 😎

[@BmwNerd]

"S H O V E Y O U R F I N G E R U P Y O U R A R S E."

[@ballpythonlover10]

‘You don’t back into your own digit’

[@rickitysplitz7035]

Man, they are aging like fine wine with their humor never changing, but it is crippling to see this. Times are changin'.

[@welshlyn9097]

James Mays face just cracked me up.

[@Justinsr3]

The way he taped his trousers so they were black XD and how he #averted his gaze' im crying hahaha

[@anonyninja7737]

dude that pissing in the shower thing was FUUUCKED up

[@Fiwek23452]

Screaming Clarkson will be always funny

[@afoxwithahat7846]

Hamilton looks so small at Jeremy's side. 6"5 against 5"7

[@Rob-fc9wg]

Hammond.

[@giraudy221]

« No that’s what you tell your wife » This man

[@LiamEff]

Still feels weird hearing them swearing on the Grand Tour.

[@Jaidencharlotte]

“No, you check yourself for testicular cancer you spanner” Why did I laugh so hard at this?

[@aidanlandriault8014]

God I love when the thumbnail is first

[@HyperexOfficial]

The last one is the best xD

[@LloydLynx]

That intro/outro music is so 2000's nostalgic.

[@danielwilliams5615]

Song?

[@reubenard2782]

@@danielwilliams5615 kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKSTe3xjaadlbK8 here

[@nippezdel]

American Clarkson looks like old Biff Tannen from the Back To the Future movie :D

[@r0498]

Backup on your own digit...😆

[@CJtheThird]

"Back on to your own digit"

[@Drummercommander]

I knew you wouldn't use actual footage from the thumbnail SMH

[@johnnovy6630]

Jeremy trying to subtly ask the sat nav to show him the way to the town of Fucking in Austria! 😅

[@babyyoda6587]

The golden shower 💀

[@barneybbates]

He can taste the "out doors"

[@kejtov]

"you can't do a wedding in jeans" looks like someone's never been to Bakersfield

[@TheLaluciDaniel]

OH NOOOOO, The indirect piss!

[@oh8wingman]

Just as the last section aired I was having a drink..........my counter is now covered with spewed apple juice.......I am not happy.

[@servicarrider]

Jezza plays dirty.

[@ed-varner8472]

You don’t back on to your own digit 😅

[@GHRANDE]

Jeremy after he was fired off top gear: *EXPAND STOMACH*

[@zanderxymox]

g o l d e n r a i n

[@chriswong8400]

i wanna see the scene, where Clarkson hands over a knucklesandwich to the producer!!