Jeremy Clarkson in Dragons' Den

[@oisin_smith]

"It is total and utter shit" _Theo pathitis thinks jeremy's car still needs some work_

[@Firemarioflower]

LOL

[@ka4629]

"Jeremy, it's rubbish, It's useless, you're wasting your time, I can't invest in this, so I'm out". Theo pathitis is out, Which means Jeremy's only chance is, duncan bannatyne.

[@igkgigoh]

His name sounds like a sickness "I'm sorry to inform you that you have got a serious case of Theopathitis."

[@GewelReal]

Ostkreutz Rox tittie

[@DeadlyLazer]

I can't be the only on that thought the narrator was gonna say "Theo Pathitis thinks Jeremy's car... Is shit"

[@jaqenhghar8019]

"sorry I can't understand a word your saying" lmao Clarkson the fucking savage

[@Fsoricko]

Jaqen H'ghar it's a word you're saying, not "your"

[@sachinfulsunge9977]

Did he say that because of his accent hahaha

[@kianhardwick]

@@Fsoricko no ones gives a shit mate we aren’t writing uni essays it’s a fucking comment section on KZbin

[@TheAtl0001]

@@kianhardwick You didn't get the joke, lol the irony. 🤣 Plus it is all with hard coded subtitles. 😂

[@cathunter3874]

Glad they noticed that it was offensive

[@majormalarkey8342]

Deborah:why are your arms wet Jeremy: because they've got water on them

[@anorwayer97]

major Malarkey I actually pissed my self when that happened

[@EclipseStyle]

His reply was so deadpan, i loved it.

[@abishek4300]

They couldn't hold thier laughter! 🤣

[@callumhardy5098]

Pissed myself 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pavannair6469]

I mean hes not wrong

[@thegamingmanatee6803]

"Jeremy has asked if he can get children to work in a factory." 😂

[@asmathanif8846]

TheGamingManATee this is not real Jeremy has a lot of money now I know dragons den is fakr

[@AnimalzyNL]

Asmat Hanif its called "a parody"...

[@gamma_dablam]

Asmat Hanif it's legit.

[@V12-i4b]

TheGamingManATee Peak Anarcho/Capitalist

[@ayrtonwaite9488]

It is real it was a parody on top gear

[@Gnumanfan101]

I love how we went from a regular Top Gear episode to a seamless transition to Dragons Den complete with the narrator.

[@AverageAlien]

Collab

[@intheplums]

​@@AverageAlien both shows are BBC

[@jackcostigan7746]

Jeremy is in a class of his own!!

[@GB3770]

y they dont get that he is portraying a parody of crappy entrepreneurs and take him seriously except Theo who sees right thru the act...but yeh I used to find JC v annoying but the more I listened to him the more I thought yeh maybe, ofc he does step over the line now and then but. whatever...

[@jackcostigan7746]

+GB3770 the dragons are acting also!

[@daveyevans2124]

I think you missed the joke.

[@batusan4927]

They are not on Jeremy's level

[@bradleysharples8590]

Jack Costigan has

[@mintygamer6257]

I WAS DYING WHEN JEREMY SAID,"I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD URE SAYING,"TO DUNCAN😭😭😭😭😭

[@erica5624]

Minty Gamer I cry every time I hear that 😂😂

[@gummel82]

Rip

[@cathunter3874]

normal English behaviour

[@bradleyforde2601]

Duncan was creasing!

[@liquidsolidus1]

"How much of your own money have you invested in this?" "Absolutely none at all" "...that is the best thing you've done yet"

[@XDlosDominicans]

"You started off apologizing why your sleeves were wet but you didn't explain why." "Because they got water on them." *BRILLIANT*

[@Mmeetthhooss]

why are your arms wet? becuz they got water on them. rofl

[@rhynouk1]

Who's rofl?

[@shadowgaming6660]

rhynouk1 yes

[@tomatoketchup507]

Benjamin T Haden don't know anyone called that

[@liveseylifts2523]

rhynouk1 It’s short for Rolf Harris

[@heartunderpapi]

I c baj forsen1

[@YodaOnDMT]

The insult to the Scot was bloody hilarious!

[@TetanusBooster]

+MsVanorak inevitably you mean Evan Davies ; )

[@leonraath6552]

Still way better than the new Top gear

[@GrymSon]

Everything is better than new Top Gear :D

[@leonraath6552]

GrymSon69 true story bro ;))

[@superhacker35]

are you german?

[@tomappel6130]

Finally, somebody said it!

[@BloodAngel500]

Jesus what is the obsession with saying the words - still better than- . yes we get it new top gear is shit

[@djtyros]

I'm sorry, I can't understand a word your saying. the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@ZestyLimeStudios]

Damian Williams ah fancy seeing you here, you still making the iPhone apps?

[@Fsoricko]

you're*

[@sherifmourad79]

rofl when i heard zat part

[@ianbeale4589]

Damian Williams the sleeves thing was funnier

[@LaRockstar77]

Omg Ian, I'm a big fan! Love, Tobi x

[@mattleighton1973]

I remember watching this when it first aired and I absolutely lost it. It's after the one on the end says " this is the smartest I've seen you" and Jeremy nods his head so enthusiastically. He's so proud of himself

[@larrylentini5688]

Clarkson is a comedic genius

[@LambsyLamb]

By genius you mean racist halfwit

[@RacingAtHome]

"You never explained why your arms were wet." "Because I got water on them."

[@jonasb2047]

When he made that joke to Deborah i fell of my fucking chair lol couldn't make it past 35 seconds

[@nayeemhaque1064]

ikr!! get me everytime...... that joke, that face, that laugh.......... hahahaha

[@bentjr8224]

Could someone explain the Deborah cortina joke?

[@jonasb2047]

He says she "won't remember that" because she's too young... But really Deborah isn't young so Jeremy did the stupid laugh. U know how it is with women you shouldn't talk about how old they are

[@bentjr8224]

+Jonas Bezzubovas ah right thanks

[@jonbacon6664]

1 year on and it got me

[@samosmond2375]

This is an underrated clip. Narrator’s sincerity got me

[@nugal9320]

I'm crying at 'Jeremy has asked if he could get children to work in a factory' 😂

[@alexanderhill5206]

"Jeremy, it's shit... Its total and utter shit" Narrators, Theo Paphitis thinks Jeremy's car still needs work. 😂😂😂😂

[@alfisyahr]

the narrator is the best

[@retrobluemusic]

1 pound for 1 percent lmfao

[@rainierogarcia8564]

Imagine if Jeremy accepted the offer. 🤣🤣

[@declangaming24]

​@@rainierogarcia8564it would be funny I would accepted anyway

[@harryhatchet9767]

that was blood funny warching him stand there like a naughty school boy.

[@ahassen1236]

Can anyone ever imagine new Top Gear ever being this good?

[@larsbrakel3802]

No, but Jeremey, Richard and poor James are starting a new show on Amazon Video this Autumn!

[@larsbrakel3802]

+Lars Brakel (2016)

[@aryanshetty9795]

with Chris evans hell na

[@luccaburgess]

I havent even seen the grand tour, but I know it's better.

[@DayCamHour]

@@larsbrakel3802And 7yrs later it’s coming to an end 😢

[@thierryscully]

dragon: is this your first business venture? jeremy: well apart from making the world's most successful television show.....

[@watchmewhipwatchmebradberr6052]

"Worlds most successful" lol wut

[@hankmaverick9880]

+Beef Cake are you an idiot? go and look up the stats and you will see that it is/was. don't cry amerifat

[@amct1019]

+Watch Me Whip Watch Me Bradberry He's not making it up, at it's peak, top gear had a world wide audience of 250 million unique views a week.

[@lynnmckenney1987]

You mention "top gear" in almost any country and people know what you're talking about, lol

[@LuMnOsITi]

colomban thierry-Scully Presenting*, not making, presenting isn't a business venture

[@skopp888]

Theo the fetus always has the children's interests at heart

[@jumbowana]

It's got stripes on it?

[@GangsterDolphins]

I couldn’t invest in you, I’m out

[@sachinfulsunge9977]

Sorry I can't understand a word you are saying

[@KebunH]

I love how jeremy exposes one of its product its flaws by making his arms wet, im not sure if the dragons got the joke though

[@Josh-wm4sl]

+Kevin van den Hoek why wouldnt they get the joke? its scripted..

[@henryparsonz]

you aren't sure if they got the joke? lmao?

[@GloryHoleBased]

oh i never got that joke....

[@a_s2557]

Kevin van den Hoek I never clicked haha that's smart

[@mirzaahmed6589]

What about the soap?

[@Chefcouchon]

This makes me cry with laughter every time without fail especially "Jeremy has asked if he can get children to work in a factory"

[@sudais_d7562]

Deborah: Why would anybody buy this? Jeremy: Because it's got stripes on it. 😂

[@CaptainBlueShell]

2:39 *I've never seen Theo Paphitis hold back laughter as much as he did and even Deborah cracked a smile... you know whatever Jeremy said was hilarious and unexpected!*

[@PortobelloRd]

They are all brilliant at playing along with it. Talent!

[@legioner9]

True 😂, this video is epic

[@Tommuniqo123]

The fact that I’ve been binge watching old Dragon Den clips makes this even more funny when I watch it again today

[@ShadowfinderMusic]

Peter: "How much of YOUR money have you invested in this" Jeremy: "Absolutely NONE at all" Peter: "That is the best things that you've done yet" LOL 😂😂

[@jimmyESSEXUK]

Sorry i don't understand what your saying. 😂😂😂😂

[@Gandalf606]

Duncan: "Well Jeremy, I'm the last dragon in. I tried to tempt them, by making an offer, hoping they would come in with me." Jeremy: [shaking head] "Sorry - I can't understand a word you're saying" ... 😄😂😅😄😂

[@ldc9399]

LOL Duncan's dying to laugh

[@caalcb7]

Theo : By children or you get adults? Jeremy : Can you really get children to work in factory? Cos that would be brilliant if you could. Rekt. Lol.

[@VX-97]

Jezza on Dragons Den, how epic :D

[@GB3770]

yeh too right

[@Fitnessbyibz]

VX97 would be epic

[@valharget7317]

I love Jeremy Clarkson he is the man everything he does is funny

[@legioner9]

So true 😂

[@2kmobileguy896]

Deborah “Why would anyone buy this?” Jeremy “…..It’s got stripes on it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ituber09]

"At the moment, you can't get it on a train?" "Not as such."

[@mucusmayhem1118]

"Jeremy, its shit" 😂😂 I shook hands with the true JC on Portobello Rd, he admired my 'The Clash' T-shirt. JC is brilliant.

[@BSHoward8]

To be honest £1 is probably now all Duncan has to invest anyway.

[@pumpkin6429]

Stewart Howard Ayyy lmao!

[@TheJMilea]

“Jeremy, this is the smartest I’ve seen you.” Hahaha savage

[@onthemoney8356]

" you didn't explain why your arms are wet?" because they have water on them. lol.

[@jigo53]

Hahaaaa 'p45' I got the joke at the end :'D more relevant now though!!!

[@JunaidJDM]

I don't get it?

[@phlopped]

when you quit/ get fired in the UK, you get a P45 (government tax form)

[@hoogstraten4271]

+Rage_Hardscope I think it means a forum you fill out for your pension

[@GB3770]

nah its the form you get when you are fired...

[@phusionhd8115]

+GB3770 this was from before he got fired from top gear

[@WWEslam]

Love these little sketches.

[@buttersquids]

They just couldn't handle the pure sigma male power

[@ramal5708]

1:12 me trying explain 3:45 - 3:47 when I am punished in front of the school 4:19 when I claim my innocence

[@MightyMags11]

'It's got stripes on it'😂

[@Enzo20061234]

Thumbs up if this is your most favourite Dragons Den.

[@gamma_dablam]

Enzo20061234 no. My favourite was the one that came on yesterday with the waterjet

[@ifan.stoddart]

Enzo20061234 yes

[@garygritter5701]

Yes because it's jeremy clarkson & he mentions about the Ford Cortina MK1.

[@vishmaster09]

This was an episode of top gear not dragons den

[@rscosworthfan]

couldnt stop laughing when he said could you get children to work in a factory

[@getbaitedmatey9208]

I got soap in my eye let's gloss over that lol well fucking done

[@elizabethshort3404]

Duncan - *Garbled Mumbling* Narrator - JeRemY hAs InSultEd DooNkeN BannerTiNe

[@tylerb4688]

"It's total and utter shit" *Theo Paphitis thinks Jeremy's car still needs work*

[@rejuvenatingsoul3498]

*Theo the Foetus

[@MultiTopgearfan]

Question: "By children or are you gonna get adults?" Answer: "Can you really get children to work in a factory? Cause that would be brilliant if you could." That would exactly be my answer to his question. That idiot was asking for it.

[@Batwal99onUtube]

it was a joke

[@professorpodcast3029]

"Jermey I'm going make an offer for you" MUSIC INTENSIFIES "£1 for 1%"

[@legioner9]

This is one of the best scenes with Clarkson ever. The Dragon Den commitee were to tough with him. 😂😂

[@Deadsphere]

I love how they very clearly know who's walking up the stairs but have to pretend they don't think this is a hilarious idea as well

[@jayive34]

He clearly didn't give a fuck. Also, I would buy it, if only to own a piece of Top Gear history.

[@shibbymiyah6614]

Jeremy is a legend

[@batastrophic9762]

0:14 Jeremy trying not to immediately burst out laughing 😂

[@lebis94]

I honestly can't believe the dragons didn't lose it and kept their faces straight

[@UHHHHHHChannelName]

they should be thankful clarkson ever graced them with this invention, they missed out more than he did.

[@edwinrobert7192]

Is no one going to talk about the P45 joke at the end? I had to spend an hour washing coffee off my keyboard

[@TRACKSTARRR]

I suspect majority of the viewers aren’t from the UK haha

[@phillleminngjones6786]

Lmaooooooo Jeremy is one of the funniest people alive haha

[@oogs9114]

I remember this top gear episode 😂, how an earth did the BBC get the dragons to agree to entertain this

[@myloki22]

This is by far the funniest thing I have seen in awhile 🤣

[@aarongillanders7336]

Jeremy Clarkson says cars should be getting smaller but he goes around driving Range Rovers and Jaguars 😂

[@garywarren7716]

Awwww Jeremys face near the end when they’re breaking him down🥺🥺😂

[@Tim_3100]

Very funny even now and great how the dragons had fun too with it

[@silversky5554]

0:32 that laugh 😂😂

[@elliotbutler9691]

When he says that to Deborah about the Cortina then does that laugh, was literally crying the first time I saw that 😂😂😂

[@janihotpockets3143]

"because they've got water on them" thats the reply you get when asking stupid questions that dont even matter

[@piotrbart6803]

It did matter, his arms were wet because they were outside the "car", it's a flaw.

[@Vestilae]

This is honestly the funniest shit I've seen in a while. I really wonder how long it took them to film this, because I can't imagine them keeping a straight face throughout this.

[@bumpermanthesecond615]

It's like back when I was a middle schooler trying to present my project

[@robbae9307]

honestly one of the funniest things i have eve watched

[@unproffesionalwrestling9930]

at 4:02 I felt kinda sad because he looked like an upset child

[@anibalalvizures1626]

That last joke lmfao

[@precepts6097]

4:34 he nearly laughs then, lmao

[@redlights9991]

“Jeremy has insulted Duncan Bannatyne” 😂😂😂

[@christopher_amor_02_animat79]

The way he walks out at the end, like a school kid being told to go to the head office for being naughty.

[@G4Zv2]

Theo: Jeremy, it's shit. Jeremy: It isn't. Theo: It is. Total and utter shit. _Theo Paphitis thinks Jeremy's car still needs work_

[@DroneGirl1]

Ha ha love it! Thumbs up and Greetings from Ireland! :)

[@jackwalsh3494]

Jeremy Clarkson to sum up in one word is a legend

[@JoelTrujillo]

“Jeremy. It’s shit.” “Theo thinks the car needs more work.”

[@miaouew]

This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen in my life.

[@deanhawthorn5783]

so so funny....ive had a bad day....but this made it better

[@MrZashiratori]

"sorry I cant understand a word you're saying" lmao!!!

[@moderndayentertainment5812]

“Jeremy it is total and utter shit” 😂🤣

[@johndonohue4153]

“ redesigning is quite easy you just take the seats out “😂😂😂

[@fakexanax3218]

I love how you can see some of them barely holding it together

[@Player-jx9pd]

Hahahahaha Jeremy’s face when he tells Duncan that he can’t understand a word that he’s saying

[@c63w204W]

After the segment, camera cuts, they all have a good laugh, discuss about how Top Gear is running, maybe even Richard and James are also present

[@cl1cka]

"Can you get children to work in a factory?" Touker sweating watching this from home...

[@JaYb97716]

Everyone loves JC. Because he's totally normal and dares to say what everyone thinks anyway.

[@appelpower1]

0:49 The characteristic cough before revealing his idea, usually followed by 'Behold! The future' or something along those lines. Funny how you don't notice and appreciate that sort of thing until you lose it. I can't wait for 'Short, Fat and Slow', or whatever the new show will be called.

[@drivewaystar6485]

Ive watched top gear for the past 10 years, dragons den for the past 10 days lol. I remember this episode but now i have relevance of dragons den lol. This is great

[@TomSunderland]

Jeremy is a great guy well done 👍

[@beicompany577]

Their composure is excellent, with their straight faces and no laughter to be seen