I’m American and when he said “they call a liquid gas” I fell out laughing
@WakaWaka24683 жыл бұрын
ok
@theuninvited16213 жыл бұрын
@@WakaWaka2468 Mad😂
@X-cl1rj3 жыл бұрын
well it’s short for gasoline
@daniflamaropol3 жыл бұрын
@@X-cl1rj Nope, it's the other way around (from wiki) The term "gasoline" was first used in North America in 1864.[9] The word is a derivation from the word "gas" and the chemical suffixes "-ol" and "-ine" or "-ene".[10]
@synthesis40303 жыл бұрын
Little does Jeremy know that gas is short for Gasoline
@MarkSW5 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's true!
@chronical4233 жыл бұрын
Sheldon quote 🤙
@MarksTournaments3 жыл бұрын
@@chronical423 no nigga it’s from Family Guy and way funnier than Sheldon
@calebwagler8533 жыл бұрын
No it's a veggietales quote
@alanwatts82393 жыл бұрын
No, Einstein said it first.
@thejintymyster63963 жыл бұрын
Woo stupid deaths stupid deaths hope next time it's not you! (Horrible Histories quote)
@sandrinedefaux32908 ай бұрын
"They call a liquid gas" The most cold blooded British humor I've ever heard 😂 The legit King of the UK !
@lorenzoferi2674 жыл бұрын
I want Jeremy Clarkson as Prime Minister
@imblxze4634 жыл бұрын
Lorenzo Feri yes.
@Moonwalkdefender4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@jonathanjoestar__3 жыл бұрын
country would be in tip top shape
@safwanahmed42483 жыл бұрын
Nah fuck that I’m a cyclist I’d be dead
@markcf833 жыл бұрын
Yesssssssss....
@oliverholmes-gunning53723 жыл бұрын
The comments section: 45% Americans saying "so true" 45% Americans who can't take a joke 10% Brits being pompous And I'm loving it
@christianchristiansen993 жыл бұрын
..so you went to McDonald’s and got gas..?
@alanwatts82393 жыл бұрын
@twinblade98 Dinosaur juice*
@Cake1963 жыл бұрын
@@alanwatts8239 petrol
@QKvox3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget us aussies too
@oliverholmes-gunning53723 жыл бұрын
@Ben Holmes 45+45=90 90+10=100 Please tell me you're not an accountant or anything...
@ethan9823 жыл бұрын
as an american, i wasnt biting until he said they call a liquid gas, that shit was pretty good
@Tre163 жыл бұрын
Gas is short for gasoline though....
@ethan9823 жыл бұрын
@@Tre16 bro his joke went so far over your head i cant even see it anymore
@tonybablony20412 жыл бұрын
@@ethan982 ur slow asf, he gets the joke, it just doesn’t make sense, but also you’re not supposed to take a joke seriously
@IluvMJandBrunoMars2 жыл бұрын
@@Tre16 full name is petroleum gasoline. We shortened the first word, because its logical, Americans shortened the last word, because idk why
@RootGroves-hl8kt11 күн бұрын
@@IluvMJandBrunoMars We wanted to break off all ties with continental Europe because we couldnt accept the fact that our ancestors were Europeans.
@g00seisnotavaila293 жыл бұрын
Jeremy spitting facts
@mh-ye1vw3 жыл бұрын
Faxx😉
@ICanSeeYou2473 жыл бұрын
@@mh-ye1vw Another example
@mr.kjh69374 жыл бұрын
As an American I can’t help but laugh at their comments, only thing is they’ve started to change the walk and don’t walk to a man walking for go and a hand gesture to stop LOL
@chillout19963 жыл бұрын
That’s a bit daft like init
@theuninvited16213 жыл бұрын
yo neymar sunny innit
@pipes_guns_slipknot3 жыл бұрын
it's always been a hand and a person walking
@pipes_guns_slipknot3 жыл бұрын
@Zachariah Rizk and all the stuff in my car are symbols
@bigbang13313 жыл бұрын
@@pipes_guns_slipknot u dont live in america then. Theyre lying to u
@juancho_pablo_s37723 жыл бұрын
As an American there is no way how you can not laugh at this. It’s hilarious gotta love Clarkson
@eggman02912 жыл бұрын
Also, they call "football" a sport where you primarily use your hands to move the ball.
@zlac Жыл бұрын
It's called football because it was a peasant sport played on feet, unlike gentlemen sports that were played on a horse. Therefore, handball is played by walking on hands!
@mishynaofficial3 ай бұрын
@@zlacAmerican football is played by hands
@BradTheAmerican2 ай бұрын
@@mishynaofficial Gaelic football and rugby football also use hands. That doesn't mean they're not football. Football is such a broad term, it doesn't only apply to association football. Also, bonus lore: soccer is derived from association, hence why association football is also referred to as soccer, and the same naming convention resulted in rugby sometimes being referred to as rugger.
@greenturtlgaming25542 ай бұрын
I recently started calling it handegg.
@-Tony-Gunk-3 жыл бұрын
I want Jeremy Clarkson hosting a talk show in the next GTA. GTA is known for its funny satire and parody on American culture, Jeremy will be a good fit lmao
@AdamasOldblade3 жыл бұрын
I often say “fuel” and still get funny looks (I am American). Even though, yes, most of us are aware that gas is short for gasoline.
@MrJamesyboi1213 жыл бұрын
gasoline is actually long for gas - mind fuck
@davidkersey24143 жыл бұрын
@@MrJamesyboi121 petrol is what we say in the uk.. short for petroleum
@ValHemi2653 жыл бұрын
We say petrol in NZ
@ishashka3 жыл бұрын
@@davidkersey2414 except petrol doesn't refer to petroleum (which is the same as crude oil), but a substance made by processing petroleum. On the other hand, gas and gasoline both refer to that same substance
@hallowrayven77203 жыл бұрын
No you don’t
@a.rgaming46994 жыл бұрын
Anyone here after watching KSI's video?
@jayden_92914 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@yaboimarco93544 жыл бұрын
A.R Gaming yupppp
@evan16194 жыл бұрын
YESSS😂😂😂
@kiddmurf4 жыл бұрын
Me XDDD
@mfjyfdh4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@3unskippableads513 жыл бұрын
They call a liquid gas
@Bopha.113 жыл бұрын
I love how serious Jeremy actually was about the stupidity of statians
@DidierPeroni3 жыл бұрын
Statians 😂
@Bopha.113 жыл бұрын
@@skylergardner2792 what a statian comment!! You're the one complaining for an actual word. Go and buy a cream for that burning butt and pay your social security system $800 for it.
@theAwkwardGamer.3 жыл бұрын
@@skylergardner2792 The point is, they are right. They are from America, you are from America, Canadians are from America, everyone from the goddamn continents are just as American as you. It's not that calling THEM *American* would be indescriptive, its that calling YOU *American* is indescriptive. Why can't you just go around telling people you are from California(for example), so you can actually show you are proud of your country, not the Union it just so happens to be in? It's as if France decided they would be called Europeans, and noone else could, because they came up with it first. Well, but, honestly, crying about anything even remotely resembling patriotic values is such a statian thing to do lmao.
@skylergardner27923 жыл бұрын
@@theAwkwardGamer. it's actually pretty fucking descriptive when your nation is known from the earth's navel to asscrack. You want Americans to stop using the name? Get a fucking army. Otherwise shut the fuck up and keep crying.
@stevenpayne9843 жыл бұрын
I cal them Usans (I can’t call them ‘Americans’ because that can equally mean people from Chile, Mexico or Canada). The USA, the only country in the world that has no name for its citizens. One of the only 3 not to use the metric system. The only developed country to allow girls aged 10 to get married. The only developed country with no universal health care. The only developed country with no right to paid holiday. The only developed country with no right to paid maternity or paternity leave.
@tbmanchesteraviation2 жыл бұрын
"They call a liquid gas" this made my day 🤣
@YuriJohnson3 жыл бұрын
I’m American and oh my god!? Why do we call petroleum (a liquid) gas? Why did I go to school again 😂
@mockzu3 жыл бұрын
These are all jokes and i'm happy to see you having fun with em lol, some americans got offended easily by watching this
@ayaanmirza16773 жыл бұрын
I thinks its a shorter word to gasoline but still
@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh3 жыл бұрын
It's short for gasoline, but I get your point. I have tried to just say gasoline every time but am so used to just saying gas that it is hard.
@alanwatts82393 жыл бұрын
@@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh Gasoline was first used in north america in the 1800's, so it can't be impossible.
@HGmolotov3 жыл бұрын
It's like a coke situation, basically the biggest supplier of petrol in the us was a company called gasoline, and as it was the most popular brand all petrol would be referred to as gasoline (shortened to gas) much like people call any cola drink "coke" thanks to coca cola
@Viceeoff4 жыл бұрын
This video will literally always be funny, they call a liquid gas ahaha Americans really are tapped 🤣💀
@AJKecsk3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's not a liquid when it's going into the cylinders in an engine.
@K_ingh163 жыл бұрын
@@AJKecsk but the product you put into the car is liquid
@abhishekjoshi44083 жыл бұрын
@@AJKecsk you think they thought that much before calling it gas
@lawl7563 жыл бұрын
@@abhishekjoshi4408 It's almost like Gas is short for Gasoline lol
@abhishekjoshi44083 жыл бұрын
@@lawl756 yea THAT is what they thought, idk what are you trying to say
@12345jorrit3 жыл бұрын
As a child I lived in the States for a couple of years (originally from 'anywhere else in the world'). When I eventually started to take Chemistry classes (back home), the fact that Americans call petroleum 'gas' confused the hell out of me. (@Americans who cannot take a joke: Obviously I (and Jeremy) know that it is short for gasoline (possibly derived from a brand name), but you still call it gas).
@abergethirty3 жыл бұрын
Petroleum is crude oil. Gasoline is one of the many fuels produced from Petroleum. You don't burn crude oil in your car.
@howdo8613 жыл бұрын
@@abergethirty nope
@jeffcarroll65533 жыл бұрын
@@howdo861 Sorta yes
@meyr1992 Жыл бұрын
@@abergethirty you also dont burn gas in your car
@mottom2657 Жыл бұрын
@@abergethirty Petrol and Petroleum are not the same, you buffoon.
@tinaserrano20123 жыл бұрын
I'm American and i found this hilarious!!!
@sulmedici3 жыл бұрын
No body asked lol
@tinaserrano20123 жыл бұрын
@@sulmedici nobody has to ask. Anybody can leave comments just like you Mohammed.
@Spencerinio53 жыл бұрын
@@sulmedici a comments section is useless if people aren't allowed to use it
@Spoot4013 жыл бұрын
With all that said, it's the most British thing ever to be boggled by a crosswalk light.
@anthonyt20113 жыл бұрын
Zebra crossing
@thefiestaguy8831Күн бұрын
We don't get boggled by them.... but we are quite capable of crossing a road ourselves without a light. In the UK, most crossings are usually Zebra crossings, where drivers are expected to stop for pedestrians, and allow them to cross. There are no "stop lights" other than a yellow flashing beacon/bulb light either end of the crossing, but these don't give an indication of "stop" or "Go". Just makes the crossing more apparent in darkness hours. Most people just cross the road, even not at a crossing. We don't have that daft thing known as "Jaywalking" either.... from "Land of the free" supposedly.
@yvlakhtionov3 жыл бұрын
The liquid called gas in America always got me smiling )
@HeavenlyWarrior3 жыл бұрын
Liquid gas is really stupid indeed... Whether something is a liquid or a gas, can't be both (well actually it can but it's under very special conditions).
@X-cl1rj3 жыл бұрын
it’s short for gasoline
@HeavenlyWarrior3 жыл бұрын
@@X-cl1rj no, it's longer.
@Unknownmonkey133 жыл бұрын
As a swede, calling the trunk a ”boot” doesn’t make a lick of sense either
@RootGroves-hl8kt11 күн бұрын
Trunk doesnt make sense tho.I am american and I agree.Trunk is a chest.
@Rusty_Gold853 жыл бұрын
They put the Flag out the front of their home so they Know where it is when they come back home
@90sNickfan9110 ай бұрын
As an American Jeremy is 100% right
@vishwanathkr223 жыл бұрын
Why does Jeremy Clarkson work? Take ur time. Politically incorrect, free to think anything, free to say anything. This gen needs more ppl like him.
@killerdinamo083 жыл бұрын
They even have BRAKE written on the brake pedal 🙄... And some still don't use it properly.
@avgpiece2 жыл бұрын
When someone tries to roast you but its not a roast...its the truth
@MegaBYSON2 жыл бұрын
every once in a while i come back to this video just to see the salty comments of americans who cant take the truth
@umpireva54403 жыл бұрын
I'm an American and I'm offended 🤣 However everything he said was true😂😂😂
@BunneRabb3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, God, you Americans with your.. cheeeseburgers and your crap cars that won't 'round the bendy bits and Ohh, ohh, ohhhhh the bendy bits, the bendy bits," ~droool~ Yeah, that shit never gets old.
@kirasimone84434 жыл бұрын
Yessss. As an American. He is right and I agree😭😭
@adamdownes47253 жыл бұрын
Malfoy as your pic? 🤔🤣
@kirasimone84433 жыл бұрын
@@adamdownes4725 lmao yesss 😍 I love him
@WilfredZweverink3 жыл бұрын
Murkuns poking fun at everyone: Can't you guys take a joke? Making fun of Murkuns: That shit isn't funny, and you're wrong...
@ShadoSpartan443 жыл бұрын
I'm American and find this hilarious. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a bunch of Americans who would be offended and try to cancel Jeremy lol
@firstlast-pq1tx2 жыл бұрын
The cancelling crowd doesn't even like the US you slow cunt
@meyr1992 Жыл бұрын
oh i wish people would stop using the word “cancel” when they dont even know what it means. what the fuck is a bunch of angry wee yanks on twitter gonna do to Jeremy? be a nuisance?
@freakattack9616Ай бұрын
@@firstlast-pq1txno one likes the US bruv
@ethanloiselle10903 жыл бұрын
Damn he has good points
@Zwodo3 жыл бұрын
"They call a liquid gas" THAT right there has been bothering me for so long. I will never get over that.
@ronb83023 жыл бұрын
it is a gas when it enters the piston
@jeffcarroll65533 жыл бұрын
@@ronb8302 Nope, still liquid, gas when it has been burnt, And some liquid (water)
@WakaWaka24683 жыл бұрын
It's short for gasoline dude
@Eskimo_iio3 жыл бұрын
@@jeffcarroll6553 Wrong. The fuel becomes atomized before it's combusted in reciprocating engines.
@N_Loco_Parenthesis19 күн бұрын
"Gas! They call a liquid 'gas'." I confess I never thought about that one.
@juanantoniocruz29372 жыл бұрын
He couldve spoken english, he couldve spoken american, but no, he chose to speak facts
@thefiestaguy8831 Жыл бұрын
Americans: Why don't the British speak American?
@RootGroves-hl8ktКүн бұрын
@@thefiestaguy8831 We ask:"Why dont the British speak English"💀
@qurandaily_islam2 жыл бұрын
“Your national anthem is the McDonald’s advert”
@cueball69693 жыл бұрын
You have to admit, calling fuel 'gas' (unless it's a hydrogen car) is a bit daft
@owenjarvis96963 жыл бұрын
Gad stands for gasoline
@nate91983 жыл бұрын
Short for gasoline which is a liquid. So you're also a bit daft.
@Deleted111003 жыл бұрын
ye dafty
@adammacdomhnail20143 жыл бұрын
@@nate9198 Then why not just say gasoline, you do realise anywhere else outside of America says petrol or diesel, or gasoline, so you saying "Gas" just comes across as stupid
@isaacwilcox30103 жыл бұрын
@@adammacdomhnail2014 It’s just a shortened way of saying something. How’s it dumb exactly? It seems pretty normal. I think your over exaggerating.
@Grinningcar Жыл бұрын
"Trunk is at the back of an elephant, not the back of a saloon car" What about the word "boot"? Boot is on your foot, not the back of your saloon car
@DarrellWilkerson4.63 ай бұрын
Never heard pirates talk about booty? Boot has always been used as a word for chest .
@Grinningcar2 ай бұрын
@@DarrellWilkerson4.6 I can't do everything
@BradTheAmerican2 ай бұрын
It's called trunk because people used to stick literal trunks (chests) on the backs of their wagons. The terminology carried over when vehicles started to have built-in trunk spaces.
@Grinningcar2 ай бұрын
@@DarrellWilkerson4.6 i can't do everything mate
@Grinningcar21 сағат бұрын
@@BradTheAmerican you don't get the joke, do you?
@ascno19703 жыл бұрын
good old jeremy , tells it as it is !! 😂
@Redraven-653 жыл бұрын
1:06
@markcarey84263 жыл бұрын
The last of the old troopers.
@johanrunfeldt71743 жыл бұрын
My my favourite is: A trunk is what you find on the front of an elephant, not the back of a car!
@finlay95643 жыл бұрын
'They call a liquid gas' 💀
@shanemul38373 жыл бұрын
I love the way its acceptable to make a laugh out of America but when he says something about Mexico its racist
@thefiestaguy8831 Жыл бұрын
Mexico has literally nothing to shout about, it's an extremely violent drug ridden cartel controlled country full of coke (in both senses) and massive deaths from diabetes due to said coke (the drink) consumption. That's before you even bring their re-fried food (or as James May put it, "refried sick") into it. I'm not surprised they get offended.
@MrIsh-cw9tr3 жыл бұрын
He is right on everything he said
@dogbert1020103 жыл бұрын
Being a yank is like having to introduce your fiance to the most embarrassing side of your family....every...single...day!
@cvkm3 жыл бұрын
Being a bull dog is to bring up history every now and then because they have nothing to show for now, not even part of a continent.
@MrJamesyboi1213 жыл бұрын
@@cvkm We still have 14 territories actually but shhh don't tell anyone.
@RootGroves-hl8kt8 күн бұрын
@@MrJamesyboi121 Yes many countries have the King of UK as the head of state but their de facto independent.However these countries have very close relations with the UK both politicaly and independently
@MrJamesyboi1215 күн бұрын
@@RootGroves-hl8kt The territories I'm talking about aren't countries of the commonwealth like Canada. They are actual UK territories that are owned by the UK. Bermuda is a good example. They have a degree of self-autonomy for domestic politics, but the UK controls everything else.
@jaydarklighter19893 жыл бұрын
"they call a liquid 'Gas'" - fuck me that's hilarious
@daswunder19013 жыл бұрын
But he is right! I love him 😅😁
@gabe71942 жыл бұрын
Two can play at that game Jeremy, two can play at that game..
@mjt51043 жыл бұрын
They call a liquid "gas"
@gnozza86833 жыл бұрын
The liquid is called gasoline
@Spencerinio53 жыл бұрын
@@gnozza8683 so why not just call it that then?
@D4NNYlol3 жыл бұрын
@@Spencerinio5 exactly
@shybairnsgetnowt3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy taking the piss out of seppos and I'm here for it
@iuli3se3 жыл бұрын
I am missing the "Bring back Clarkson!!" comment
@narinehakobyan263121 сағат бұрын
It's called a trunk, because the earliest cars actually had trunks box for cargo.
@TiptronicSS3 жыл бұрын
They call a liquid, gas 😂😂
@TinJ73 жыл бұрын
Gas short for gasoline!
@TinJ73 жыл бұрын
@CARR61 uqA:! Nothing, I'm replying to him saying that gas is short for gasoline since gasoline is liquid!
@hellenic67923 жыл бұрын
@CARR61 uqA:! it's petrol, short for petroleum. not gas
@k_dubs52223 жыл бұрын
@@hellenic6792 the beauty of a language is that it really doesn’t matter
@alextv2933 жыл бұрын
@@TinJ7 it’s petrol, it’s a liquid fool
@nssquared91743 жыл бұрын
They also drive on a parkway and park in a driveway. It's good to be home again!!!
@RootGroves-hl8ktКүн бұрын
Yes?When we are leaving a parking lot we obviously drive the car and you can park on the streets, dont you?
@ibra12003 жыл бұрын
sometimes his genius *it’s almost frightening*
@christiancompton232611 ай бұрын
Even in racing. Pace car, pace lap, pit road, pit lane which is really the pit box, they call it a stock car and it's anything but stock. I'm American and I don't know why we have to be so stupidly different
@nothing-kn3tc3 жыл бұрын
i’ve never seen a “walk” and “don’t walk” sign.
@Madchris88283 жыл бұрын
They are rare from as much as I've traveled in the states 🤷♂️
@nothing-kn3tc3 жыл бұрын
@@Madchris8828 i’m not even american, but i asked my friend who is and he said they only have a walking guy that turns red when you arr supposed to cross.
@Madchris88283 жыл бұрын
@@nothing-kn3tc yeah never seen anything else lol
@GraemeRoberts3 жыл бұрын
There's literally one in the video.
@isaacwilcox30103 жыл бұрын
@@GraemeRoberts He’s saying that the video is misleading. No one uses those signs in the U.S. Their immensely rare.
@zakur0hako3 жыл бұрын
i've never seen walk/don't walk signs anywhere else but NYC
@spendawg93514 жыл бұрын
Hide and go seek 😂
@manosjaitan31013 жыл бұрын
They call a liquid gas 😂 😂 😂
@alberthernandez47864 жыл бұрын
Imagine loosing a war to a bunch of farmers
@zionlindsay90504 жыл бұрын
ikr, Vietnam did a madness on them
@jackkelleher48284 жыл бұрын
@@zionlindsay9050 lol
@pot65774 жыл бұрын
@@zionlindsay9050 word g
@KingofFray3 жыл бұрын
Imagine losing a war against a pack of birds
@KingofFray3 жыл бұрын
@mcows2003 i know, that was just a comparison to another country
@andrewagaiby976210 ай бұрын
"They call a liquid gas" Me: you ever hear of gasoline
@giornogiovanna31393 жыл бұрын
Open folder
@k_dubs52223 жыл бұрын
Cause we don’t really care what people think if they get mad when we say we’re American
@MyLateralThawts2 ай бұрын
I still can’t fit my luggage in the boot… despite having two of them!
@spartan62623 жыл бұрын
It's just a joke America geez 😂
@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh3 жыл бұрын
I have seen many people like you who complain about Americans not taking a joke, but have yet to see an offended American in the comments.
@spartan62623 жыл бұрын
@@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh pfft!! Typical "AmErIcAn", couldn't take the joke.
@Bopha.113 жыл бұрын
I think Jeremy was very serious about the stupidity of statians.
@sheteg13 жыл бұрын
Canadians say almost the same things as Americans. Gas “yes”. But we do have symbols for the car. We are a mash of British & American.
@hugh2hoob6683 жыл бұрын
He's got a huge gut himself lol
@jasheel193 жыл бұрын
Gas is the thing which comes out ur back….they call a dinosaur’s remains ‘fart’
@markcf833 жыл бұрын
I thought Fender was a maker of guitars.
@Pirustae3 жыл бұрын
Yes, me too. I never understood what they meant by it using the word in car parts.
@markcf833 жыл бұрын
@@Pirustae that's the Americans for you......
@theoriginaldylangreene3 жыл бұрын
The word "fender" in British English (and in it's original usage) is a low barrier set in front of an open fire to stop logs and cinders from falling out and burning the carpet. If you Google what a fire fender looks like, you'll see it looks like an old cars front bumper. So I can see where Americans got this from. Since the invention of the car came after the independence of the US it makes sense that they have a "different word" for it.
@maulporphy43993 жыл бұрын
Jeremy looks like Mr. Planters Peanut. Without the cane and monocle.
That’s funny! Rumtiddly pip-poppy spicy water “Gas” 😂
@zirlok35293 жыл бұрын
That's actually how you Americans talk
@Bopha.113 жыл бұрын
Eye glasses LOL
@RonkleBonk3 ай бұрын
Americans get defensive quick but aren’t clever enough to actually be funny about it
@thetommy3646 Жыл бұрын
And they dont know whether their kids are girl or boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sergeykuznetsov43143 жыл бұрын
Agree with all except for Gas. Gas is short for Gasoline, which is the technically correct word for what we put in the car, not petrol, as that is an unrefined version of Gasoline (nor Benzin for that matter)
@varunpuligadda83603 жыл бұрын
petrol is the same thing as gasoline you daft dimbo.
@sergeykuznetsov43143 жыл бұрын
@@varunpuligadda8360 It is colloquially used to describe the same thing, but petrol is a short way of saying petroleum, which in actuality is an unrefined form of gasoline you infantile pillock
@jaymurray22163 жыл бұрын
@@sergeykuznetsov4314 if he's an infantile pillock then he's like Clarkson when he was driving the bago caravan and cpt slow was going no.2 and said that Jeremy has to clean the crap up
@mqtic Жыл бұрын
1:06 imagine if he stuttered
@ashokbabuasp3 жыл бұрын
They have the arrogance to call liquid as gas 🙏🙏🤣🤣
@micahbell85332 жыл бұрын
You don't genuinely believe saying "gas" instead of "gasoline" is arrogant right? I really hope you don't for your sake, otherwise you must be a difficult person to be around.
@FarmYardGaming11 ай бұрын
He makes a good point about the symbols and words on switches, come to think of it
@eldermarty75263 жыл бұрын
You are either born in America or you learn to live in it. Nothing else seems to matter and will be pushed aside. Sad but true if you ask me.
@theeternalempire72353 жыл бұрын
Quite the contrary
@whowoulge12563 жыл бұрын
No one gives a shit about the US. Shut ass country.
@helden45653 жыл бұрын
Or you just don’t live there?
@marcellowoodford40483 жыл бұрын
What about 'Side-Walk' or My Fave ',Horse-BACK' riding-I thought it was on the Neck...or Rump,ha!
@Eren-da-Jaeger3 жыл бұрын
Press F to make Jeremy Clarkson as Prime Minister
@Madchris88283 жыл бұрын
He'd be better than whatever is going on right now I'm sure
@daviestewart17253 жыл бұрын
I love when Americans say " horse back riding". Where else would you ride a horse?
@RayTC3 жыл бұрын
ask Mr. Hands
@markblunck26923 жыл бұрын
Ask Catherine the Great.
@Pragmatic__3 жыл бұрын
Anytime I see this clip I know there'll be commenters thinkin they're soo clever either cause they know gas is short for gasoline or that its actually a gas when it enters the cylinder so let me spell it out for yall.... ITS. A. JOKE.
@jdlc9033 жыл бұрын
That's actually a good point I hadn't thought of.
@Random-el2hu Жыл бұрын
Coming from someone born and raised in England you could make the argument that a boot is something you wear on your foot And it’s not stupid to have the words on switches in cars it keeps things simple and easy I wished our cars had that when I was learning to drive
@zabaleta663 жыл бұрын
I've never found Michael McIntyre remotely funny.
@thefiestaguy8831 Жыл бұрын
Americans also say "I could care less"..... meanwhile us brits use "I couldn't care less" which is the correct term used for said phrase.
@RootGroves-hl8kt19 күн бұрын
I mean "I could care less" makes more sense ,no?
@thefiestaguy883119 күн бұрын
@@RootGroves-hl8kt No? How does it make any sense? The saying is used - often in an argument to demonstrate how little you care about something, i.e not at all. "I couldn't care less" i.e I don't care one bit. Saying "I could care less" means you do care somewhat - because you have stated "I could" and "care less". So, no, "I could care less" makes no sense in this context.
@A1X7Z3 жыл бұрын
This man is the only man allowed to slander the USA cause he makes it hilarious
@oliverholmes-gunning53723 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's fair game for everyone really
@jackdren99743 жыл бұрын
Literally everyone who isn't American makes fun of Americans, but then again I'm not sure Americans realise that there are people outside of the US.
@chillout19963 жыл бұрын
Mate you haven’t heard half the things we call you like fat people with big guns
@A1X7Z3 жыл бұрын
@@chillout1996 quiet, our average is your A
@chillout19963 жыл бұрын
@@A1X7Z what are you on about
@Gunslinger45113 жыл бұрын
It's funny because i live in the US and yet Jeremy clarkson understands the cultures here more than 90% of Americans being that he has visited most parts of the US being with top gear and grand tour.
@michiferrucci3 жыл бұрын
I love when he says “everywhere else in the world”. He actually hasn’t a single clue about the entire Europe mocking Brits as they do with Americans
@michiferrucci3 жыл бұрын
@@Justthemonly sure, in your dreams. Especially now with Brexit your comment is just pointless lol
@RileyWritey3 жыл бұрын
Europe is in no position to mock anybody. Except the Nordic countries, they got it all going well for them.
@jdlc9033 жыл бұрын
For what?
@ETH-Fitness3 жыл бұрын
@@michiferrucci it’s just not though. He’s not wrong
@peterserpliss43063 жыл бұрын
Why do millions of Europeans move here and bring their entire families with them? Answer: it is better than living in Europe. Open your eyes buddy
@imamangoo86323 жыл бұрын
They call a "liquid" a "gas"
@buzzytrombone43532 жыл бұрын
Every single American in this comment section lives in the south in a cardboard box, is married to their sibling or cousin and imagines that the Vietnam War never ended. Change my mind, I dare you.
@JhonNye96 Жыл бұрын
Half of them think they won the Vietnam War
@artansadiki3244 Жыл бұрын
@@JhonNye96 hahahahahahaha damn right
@wolfgangbarrio5043 Жыл бұрын
@@JhonNye96 💀💀💀💀💀
@CyberController- Жыл бұрын
"We didn't lose, we merely failed to win"
@Agnyaanamdhvamsakah3 жыл бұрын
He missed a trick. Americans do not have the little red and green men because they'd be too fat to fit on the lights.
@freakattack9616Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Quakerman143 жыл бұрын
Boots go on your feet, not on a car...........still live Jeremy though lol
@GraemeRoberts3 жыл бұрын
Actually, Boots is a chemist, or as Americans would call it, a drugstore.
@summer70343 жыл бұрын
As an American... he's not wrong.
@patrickwhite44493 жыл бұрын
I hate that he doesn’t even know that trunks used to be put on the back of cars until the integrated them into the body and just called it a trunk. Now instead of putting your own there, there is one permanently there. And that’s why I hate when people say “frunk”. Trunk has nothing to do with with the back of the car that was just where there was available space. When you move the engine back there the trunk has to move to the front.
@patrickwhite44493 жыл бұрын
Well he may know it but he doesn’t acknowledge it
@DlcEnergy4 жыл бұрын
Nobody should feel personally offended when something you had nothing to do with anyway gets criticized, merely because the person doing the critiquing is from another country. (you could've easily been born in another country) The offended people are the only stupid ones. Most people in the world didn't have anything to do with how their country is how it is. Most people didn't design the computer. Anyone can criticize it. It doesn't mean anyone's criticizing the country its from. The title says Jeremy's poking fun at Americans. That's just to get clicks. He's obviously only poking fun at the ones who were responsible for marketing these things this way to the American people. It was obviously never going to be a problem for Americans themselves to not go along with them. It makes no significant difference. But you can still point it out for a laugh. lol
@rj_lab3 ай бұрын
Shoulder - Service road Elevator - Lift Security Guard - Watch man Intersection - Junction