Jeremy Clarkson Poking Fun at Americans

  Рет қаралды 542,699

StabilizerMotion

StabilizerMotion

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 1 100
@Pandabeer7865
@Pandabeer7865 3 жыл бұрын
I’m American and when he said “they call a liquid gas” I fell out laughing
@WakaWaka2468
@WakaWaka2468 3 жыл бұрын
ok
@theuninvited1621
@theuninvited1621 3 жыл бұрын
@@WakaWaka2468 Mad😂
@X-cl1rj
@X-cl1rj 3 жыл бұрын
well it’s short for gasoline
@daniflamaropol
@daniflamaropol 3 жыл бұрын
​@@X-cl1rj Nope, it's the other way around (from wiki) The term "gasoline" was first used in North America in 1864.[9] The word is a derivation from the word "gas" and the chemical suffixes "-ol" and "-ine" or "-ene".[10]
@synthesis4030
@synthesis4030 3 жыл бұрын
Little does Jeremy know that gas is short for Gasoline
@MarkSW
@MarkSW 5 жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's true!
@chronical423
@chronical423 3 жыл бұрын
Sheldon quote 🤙
@MarksTournaments
@MarksTournaments 3 жыл бұрын
@@chronical423 no nigga it’s from Family Guy and way funnier than Sheldon
@calebwagler853
@calebwagler853 3 жыл бұрын
No it's a veggietales quote
@alanwatts8239
@alanwatts8239 3 жыл бұрын
No, Einstein said it first.
@thejintymyster6396
@thejintymyster6396 3 жыл бұрын
Woo stupid deaths stupid deaths hope next time it's not you! (Horrible Histories quote)
@sandrinedefaux3290
@sandrinedefaux3290 8 ай бұрын
"They call a liquid gas" The most cold blooded British humor I've ever heard 😂 The legit King of the UK !
@lorenzoferi267
@lorenzoferi267 4 жыл бұрын
I want Jeremy Clarkson as Prime Minister
@imblxze463
@imblxze463 4 жыл бұрын
Lorenzo Feri yes.
@Moonwalkdefender
@Moonwalkdefender 4 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@jonathanjoestar__
@jonathanjoestar__ 3 жыл бұрын
country would be in tip top shape
@safwanahmed4248
@safwanahmed4248 3 жыл бұрын
Nah fuck that I’m a cyclist I’d be dead
@markcf83
@markcf83 3 жыл бұрын
Yesssssssss....
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
@oliverholmes-gunning5372 3 жыл бұрын
The comments section: 45% Americans saying "so true" 45% Americans who can't take a joke 10% Brits being pompous And I'm loving it
@christianchristiansen99
@christianchristiansen99 3 жыл бұрын
..so you went to McDonald’s and got gas..?
@alanwatts8239
@alanwatts8239 3 жыл бұрын
@twinblade98 Dinosaur juice*
@Cake196
@Cake196 3 жыл бұрын
@@alanwatts8239 petrol
@QKvox
@QKvox 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget us aussies too
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
@oliverholmes-gunning5372 3 жыл бұрын
@Ben Holmes 45+45=90 90+10=100 Please tell me you're not an accountant or anything...
@ethan982
@ethan982 3 жыл бұрын
as an american, i wasnt biting until he said they call a liquid gas, that shit was pretty good
@Tre16
@Tre16 3 жыл бұрын
Gas is short for gasoline though....
@ethan982
@ethan982 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tre16 bro his joke went so far over your head i cant even see it anymore
@tonybablony2041
@tonybablony2041 2 жыл бұрын
@@ethan982 ur slow asf, he gets the joke, it just doesn’t make sense, but also you’re not supposed to take a joke seriously
@IluvMJandBrunoMars
@IluvMJandBrunoMars 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tre16 full name is petroleum gasoline. We shortened the first word, because its logical, Americans shortened the last word, because idk why
@RootGroves-hl8kt
@RootGroves-hl8kt 11 күн бұрын
@@IluvMJandBrunoMars We wanted to break off all ties with continental Europe because we couldnt accept the fact that our ancestors were Europeans.
@g00seisnotavaila29
@g00seisnotavaila29 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy spitting facts
@mh-ye1vw
@mh-ye1vw 3 жыл бұрын
Faxx😉
@ICanSeeYou247
@ICanSeeYou247 3 жыл бұрын
@@mh-ye1vw Another example
@mr.kjh6937
@mr.kjh6937 4 жыл бұрын
As an American I can’t help but laugh at their comments, only thing is they’ve started to change the walk and don’t walk to a man walking for go and a hand gesture to stop LOL
@chillout1996
@chillout1996 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a bit daft like init
@theuninvited1621
@theuninvited1621 3 жыл бұрын
yo neymar sunny innit
@pipes_guns_slipknot
@pipes_guns_slipknot 3 жыл бұрын
it's always been a hand and a person walking
@pipes_guns_slipknot
@pipes_guns_slipknot 3 жыл бұрын
@Zachariah Rizk and all the stuff in my car are symbols
@bigbang1331
@bigbang1331 3 жыл бұрын
@@pipes_guns_slipknot u dont live in america then. Theyre lying to u
@juancho_pablo_s3772
@juancho_pablo_s3772 3 жыл бұрын
As an American there is no way how you can not laugh at this. It’s hilarious gotta love Clarkson
@eggman0291
@eggman0291 2 жыл бұрын
Also, they call "football" a sport where you primarily use your hands to move the ball.
@zlac
@zlac Жыл бұрын
It's called football because it was a peasant sport played on feet, unlike gentlemen sports that were played on a horse. Therefore, handball is played by walking on hands!
@mishynaofficial
@mishynaofficial 3 ай бұрын
​@@zlacAmerican football is played by hands
@BradTheAmerican
@BradTheAmerican 2 ай бұрын
@@mishynaofficial Gaelic football and rugby football also use hands. That doesn't mean they're not football. Football is such a broad term, it doesn't only apply to association football. Also, bonus lore: soccer is derived from association, hence why association football is also referred to as soccer, and the same naming convention resulted in rugby sometimes being referred to as rugger.
@greenturtlgaming2554
@greenturtlgaming2554 2 ай бұрын
I recently started calling it handegg.
@-Tony-Gunk-
@-Tony-Gunk- 3 жыл бұрын
I want Jeremy Clarkson hosting a talk show in the next GTA. GTA is known for its funny satire and parody on American culture, Jeremy will be a good fit lmao
@AdamasOldblade
@AdamasOldblade 3 жыл бұрын
I often say “fuel” and still get funny looks (I am American). Even though, yes, most of us are aware that gas is short for gasoline.
@MrJamesyboi121
@MrJamesyboi121 3 жыл бұрын
gasoline is actually long for gas - mind fuck
@davidkersey2414
@davidkersey2414 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrJamesyboi121 petrol is what we say in the uk.. short for petroleum
@ValHemi265
@ValHemi265 3 жыл бұрын
We say petrol in NZ
@ishashka
@ishashka 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidkersey2414 except petrol doesn't refer to petroleum (which is the same as crude oil), but a substance made by processing petroleum. On the other hand, gas and gasoline both refer to that same substance
@hallowrayven7720
@hallowrayven7720 3 жыл бұрын
No you don’t
@a.rgaming4699
@a.rgaming4699 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone here after watching KSI's video?
@jayden_9291
@jayden_9291 4 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@yaboimarco9354
@yaboimarco9354 4 жыл бұрын
A.R Gaming yupppp
@evan1619
@evan1619 4 жыл бұрын
YESSS😂😂😂
@kiddmurf
@kiddmurf 4 жыл бұрын
Me XDDD
@mfjyfdh
@mfjyfdh 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@3unskippableads51
@3unskippableads51 3 жыл бұрын
They call a liquid gas
@Bopha.11
@Bopha.11 3 жыл бұрын
I love how serious Jeremy actually was about the stupidity of statians
@DidierPeroni
@DidierPeroni 3 жыл бұрын
Statians 😂
@Bopha.11
@Bopha.11 3 жыл бұрын
@@skylergardner2792 what a statian comment!! You're the one complaining for an actual word. Go and buy a cream for that burning butt and pay your social security system $800 for it.
@theAwkwardGamer.
@theAwkwardGamer. 3 жыл бұрын
​@@skylergardner2792 The point is, they are right. They are from America, you are from America, Canadians are from America, everyone from the goddamn continents are just as American as you. It's not that calling THEM *American* would be indescriptive, its that calling YOU *American* is indescriptive. Why can't you just go around telling people you are from California(for example), so you can actually show you are proud of your country, not the Union it just so happens to be in? It's as if France decided they would be called Europeans, and noone else could, because they came up with it first. Well, but, honestly, crying about anything even remotely resembling patriotic values is such a statian thing to do lmao.
@skylergardner2792
@skylergardner2792 3 жыл бұрын
@@theAwkwardGamer. it's actually pretty fucking descriptive when your nation is known from the earth's navel to asscrack. You want Americans to stop using the name? Get a fucking army. Otherwise shut the fuck up and keep crying.
@stevenpayne984
@stevenpayne984 3 жыл бұрын
I cal them Usans (I can’t call them ‘Americans’ because that can equally mean people from Chile, Mexico or Canada). The USA, the only country in the world that has no name for its citizens. One of the only 3 not to use the metric system. The only developed country to allow girls aged 10 to get married. The only developed country with no universal health care. The only developed country with no right to paid holiday. The only developed country with no right to paid maternity or paternity leave.
@tbmanchesteraviation
@tbmanchesteraviation 2 жыл бұрын
"They call a liquid gas" this made my day 🤣
@YuriJohnson
@YuriJohnson 3 жыл бұрын
I’m American and oh my god!? Why do we call petroleum (a liquid) gas? Why did I go to school again 😂
@mockzu
@mockzu 3 жыл бұрын
These are all jokes and i'm happy to see you having fun with em lol, some americans got offended easily by watching this
@ayaanmirza1677
@ayaanmirza1677 3 жыл бұрын
I thinks its a shorter word to gasoline but still
@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh
@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh 3 жыл бұрын
It's short for gasoline, but I get your point. I have tried to just say gasoline every time but am so used to just saying gas that it is hard.
@alanwatts8239
@alanwatts8239 3 жыл бұрын
@@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh Gasoline was first used in north america in the 1800's, so it can't be impossible.
@HGmolotov
@HGmolotov 3 жыл бұрын
It's like a coke situation, basically the biggest supplier of petrol in the us was a company called gasoline, and as it was the most popular brand all petrol would be referred to as gasoline (shortened to gas) much like people call any cola drink "coke" thanks to coca cola
@Viceeoff
@Viceeoff 4 жыл бұрын
This video will literally always be funny, they call a liquid gas ahaha Americans really are tapped 🤣💀
@AJKecsk
@AJKecsk 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's not a liquid when it's going into the cylinders in an engine.
@K_ingh16
@K_ingh16 3 жыл бұрын
@@AJKecsk but the product you put into the car is liquid
@abhishekjoshi4408
@abhishekjoshi4408 3 жыл бұрын
@@AJKecsk you think they thought that much before calling it gas
@lawl756
@lawl756 3 жыл бұрын
@@abhishekjoshi4408 It's almost like Gas is short for Gasoline lol
@abhishekjoshi4408
@abhishekjoshi4408 3 жыл бұрын
@@lawl756 yea THAT is what they thought, idk what are you trying to say
@12345jorrit
@12345jorrit 3 жыл бұрын
As a child I lived in the States for a couple of years (originally from 'anywhere else in the world'). When I eventually started to take Chemistry classes (back home), the fact that Americans call petroleum 'gas' confused the hell out of me. (@Americans who cannot take a joke: Obviously I (and Jeremy) know that it is short for gasoline (possibly derived from a brand name), but you still call it gas).
@abergethirty
@abergethirty 3 жыл бұрын
Petroleum is crude oil. Gasoline is one of the many fuels produced from Petroleum. You don't burn crude oil in your car.
@howdo861
@howdo861 3 жыл бұрын
@@abergethirty nope
@jeffcarroll6553
@jeffcarroll6553 3 жыл бұрын
@@howdo861 Sorta yes
@meyr1992
@meyr1992 Жыл бұрын
@@abergethirty you also dont burn gas in your car
@mottom2657
@mottom2657 Жыл бұрын
@@abergethirty Petrol and Petroleum are not the same, you buffoon.
@tinaserrano2012
@tinaserrano2012 3 жыл бұрын
I'm American and i found this hilarious!!!
@sulmedici
@sulmedici 3 жыл бұрын
No body asked lol
@tinaserrano2012
@tinaserrano2012 3 жыл бұрын
@@sulmedici nobody has to ask. Anybody can leave comments just like you Mohammed.
@Spencerinio5
@Spencerinio5 3 жыл бұрын
@@sulmedici a comments section is useless if people aren't allowed to use it
@Spoot401
@Spoot401 3 жыл бұрын
With all that said, it's the most British thing ever to be boggled by a crosswalk light.
@anthonyt2011
@anthonyt2011 3 жыл бұрын
Zebra crossing
@thefiestaguy8831
@thefiestaguy8831 Күн бұрын
We don't get boggled by them.... but we are quite capable of crossing a road ourselves without a light. In the UK, most crossings are usually Zebra crossings, where drivers are expected to stop for pedestrians, and allow them to cross. There are no "stop lights" other than a yellow flashing beacon/bulb light either end of the crossing, but these don't give an indication of "stop" or "Go". Just makes the crossing more apparent in darkness hours. Most people just cross the road, even not at a crossing. We don't have that daft thing known as "Jaywalking" either.... from "Land of the free" supposedly.
@yvlakhtionov
@yvlakhtionov 3 жыл бұрын
The liquid called gas in America always got me smiling )
@HeavenlyWarrior
@HeavenlyWarrior 3 жыл бұрын
Liquid gas is really stupid indeed... Whether something is a liquid or a gas, can't be both (well actually it can but it's under very special conditions).
@X-cl1rj
@X-cl1rj 3 жыл бұрын
it’s short for gasoline
@HeavenlyWarrior
@HeavenlyWarrior 3 жыл бұрын
@@X-cl1rj no, it's longer.
@Unknownmonkey13
@Unknownmonkey13 3 жыл бұрын
As a swede, calling the trunk a ”boot” doesn’t make a lick of sense either
@RootGroves-hl8kt
@RootGroves-hl8kt 11 күн бұрын
Trunk doesnt make sense tho.I am american and I agree.Trunk is a chest.
@Rusty_Gold85
@Rusty_Gold85 3 жыл бұрын
They put the Flag out the front of their home so they Know where it is when they come back home
@90sNickfan91
@90sNickfan91 10 ай бұрын
As an American Jeremy is 100% right
@vishwanathkr22
@vishwanathkr22 3 жыл бұрын
Why does Jeremy Clarkson work? Take ur time. Politically incorrect, free to think anything, free to say anything. This gen needs more ppl like him.
@killerdinamo08
@killerdinamo08 3 жыл бұрын
They even have BRAKE written on the brake pedal 🙄... And some still don't use it properly.
@avgpiece
@avgpiece 2 жыл бұрын
When someone tries to roast you but its not a roast...its the truth
@MegaBYSON
@MegaBYSON 2 жыл бұрын
every once in a while i come back to this video just to see the salty comments of americans who cant take the truth
@umpireva5440
@umpireva5440 3 жыл бұрын
I'm an American and I'm offended 🤣 However everything he said was true😂😂😂
@BunneRabb
@BunneRabb 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh, God, you Americans with your.. cheeeseburgers and your crap cars that won't 'round the bendy bits and Ohh, ohh, ohhhhh the bendy bits, the bendy bits," ~droool~ Yeah, that shit never gets old.
@kirasimone8443
@kirasimone8443 4 жыл бұрын
Yessss. As an American. He is right and I agree😭😭
@adamdownes4725
@adamdownes4725 3 жыл бұрын
Malfoy as your pic? 🤔🤣
@kirasimone8443
@kirasimone8443 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamdownes4725 lmao yesss 😍 I love him
@WilfredZweverink
@WilfredZweverink 3 жыл бұрын
Murkuns poking fun at everyone: Can't you guys take a joke? Making fun of Murkuns: That shit isn't funny, and you're wrong...
@ShadoSpartan44
@ShadoSpartan44 3 жыл бұрын
I'm American and find this hilarious. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a bunch of Americans who would be offended and try to cancel Jeremy lol
@firstlast-pq1tx
@firstlast-pq1tx 2 жыл бұрын
The cancelling crowd doesn't even like the US you slow cunt
@meyr1992
@meyr1992 Жыл бұрын
oh i wish people would stop using the word “cancel” when they dont even know what it means. what the fuck is a bunch of angry wee yanks on twitter gonna do to Jeremy? be a nuisance?
@freakattack9616
@freakattack9616 Ай бұрын
​@@firstlast-pq1txno one likes the US bruv
@ethanloiselle1090
@ethanloiselle1090 3 жыл бұрын
Damn he has good points
@Zwodo
@Zwodo 3 жыл бұрын
"They call a liquid gas" THAT right there has been bothering me for so long. I will never get over that.
@ronb8302
@ronb8302 3 жыл бұрын
it is a gas when it enters the piston
@jeffcarroll6553
@jeffcarroll6553 3 жыл бұрын
@@ronb8302 Nope, still liquid, gas when it has been burnt, And some liquid (water)
@WakaWaka2468
@WakaWaka2468 3 жыл бұрын
It's short for gasoline dude
@Eskimo_iio
@Eskimo_iio 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeffcarroll6553 Wrong. The fuel becomes atomized before it's combusted in reciprocating engines.
@N_Loco_Parenthesis
@N_Loco_Parenthesis 19 күн бұрын
"Gas! They call a liquid 'gas'." I confess I never thought about that one.
@juanantoniocruz2937
@juanantoniocruz2937 2 жыл бұрын
He couldve spoken english, he couldve spoken american, but no, he chose to speak facts
@thefiestaguy8831
@thefiestaguy8831 Жыл бұрын
Americans: Why don't the British speak American?
@RootGroves-hl8kt
@RootGroves-hl8kt Күн бұрын
@@thefiestaguy8831 We ask:"Why dont the British speak English"💀
@qurandaily_islam
@qurandaily_islam 2 жыл бұрын
“Your national anthem is the McDonald’s advert”
@cueball6969
@cueball6969 3 жыл бұрын
You have to admit, calling fuel 'gas' (unless it's a hydrogen car) is a bit daft
@owenjarvis9696
@owenjarvis9696 3 жыл бұрын
Gad stands for gasoline
@nate9198
@nate9198 3 жыл бұрын
Short for gasoline which is a liquid. So you're also a bit daft.
@Deleted11100
@Deleted11100 3 жыл бұрын
ye dafty
@adammacdomhnail2014
@adammacdomhnail2014 3 жыл бұрын
@@nate9198 Then why not just say gasoline, you do realise anywhere else outside of America says petrol or diesel, or gasoline, so you saying "Gas" just comes across as stupid
@isaacwilcox3010
@isaacwilcox3010 3 жыл бұрын
@@adammacdomhnail2014 It’s just a shortened way of saying something. How’s it dumb exactly? It seems pretty normal. I think your over exaggerating.
@Grinningcar
@Grinningcar Жыл бұрын
"Trunk is at the back of an elephant, not the back of a saloon car" What about the word "boot"? Boot is on your foot, not the back of your saloon car
@DarrellWilkerson4.6
@DarrellWilkerson4.6 3 ай бұрын
Never heard pirates talk about booty? Boot has always been used as a word for chest .
@Grinningcar
@Grinningcar 2 ай бұрын
​@@DarrellWilkerson4.6 I can't do everything
@BradTheAmerican
@BradTheAmerican 2 ай бұрын
It's called trunk because people used to stick literal trunks (chests) on the backs of their wagons. The terminology carried over when vehicles started to have built-in trunk spaces.
@Grinningcar
@Grinningcar 2 ай бұрын
@@DarrellWilkerson4.6 i can't do everything mate
@Grinningcar
@Grinningcar 21 сағат бұрын
​@@BradTheAmerican you don't get the joke, do you?
@ascno1970
@ascno1970 3 жыл бұрын
good old jeremy , tells it as it is !! 😂
@Redraven-65
@Redraven-65 3 жыл бұрын
1:06
@markcarey8426
@markcarey8426 3 жыл бұрын
The last of the old troopers.
@johanrunfeldt7174
@johanrunfeldt7174 3 жыл бұрын
My my favourite is: A trunk is what you find on the front of an elephant, not the back of a car!
@finlay9564
@finlay9564 3 жыл бұрын
'They call a liquid gas' 💀
@shanemul3837
@shanemul3837 3 жыл бұрын
I love the way its acceptable to make a laugh out of America but when he says something about Mexico its racist
@thefiestaguy8831
@thefiestaguy8831 Жыл бұрын
Mexico has literally nothing to shout about, it's an extremely violent drug ridden cartel controlled country full of coke (in both senses) and massive deaths from diabetes due to said coke (the drink) consumption. That's before you even bring their re-fried food (or as James May put it, "refried sick") into it. I'm not surprised they get offended.
@MrIsh-cw9tr
@MrIsh-cw9tr 3 жыл бұрын
He is right on everything he said
@dogbert102010
@dogbert102010 3 жыл бұрын
Being a yank is like having to introduce your fiance to the most embarrassing side of your family....every...single...day!
@cvkm
@cvkm 3 жыл бұрын
Being a bull dog is to bring up history every now and then because they have nothing to show for now, not even part of a continent.
@MrJamesyboi121
@MrJamesyboi121 3 жыл бұрын
@@cvkm We still have 14 territories actually but shhh don't tell anyone.
@RootGroves-hl8kt
@RootGroves-hl8kt 8 күн бұрын
@@MrJamesyboi121 Yes many countries have the King of UK as the head of state but their de facto independent.However these countries have very close relations with the UK both politicaly and independently
@MrJamesyboi121
@MrJamesyboi121 5 күн бұрын
@@RootGroves-hl8kt The territories I'm talking about aren't countries of the commonwealth like Canada. They are actual UK territories that are owned by the UK. Bermuda is a good example. They have a degree of self-autonomy for domestic politics, but the UK controls everything else.
@jaydarklighter1989
@jaydarklighter1989 3 жыл бұрын
"they call a liquid 'Gas'" - fuck me that's hilarious
@daswunder1901
@daswunder1901 3 жыл бұрын
But he is right! I love him 😅😁
@gabe7194
@gabe7194 2 жыл бұрын
Two can play at that game Jeremy, two can play at that game..
@mjt5104
@mjt5104 3 жыл бұрын
They call a liquid "gas"
@gnozza8683
@gnozza8683 3 жыл бұрын
The liquid is called gasoline
@Spencerinio5
@Spencerinio5 3 жыл бұрын
@@gnozza8683 so why not just call it that then?
@D4NNYlol
@D4NNYlol 3 жыл бұрын
@@Spencerinio5 exactly
@shybairnsgetnowt
@shybairnsgetnowt 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy taking the piss out of seppos and I'm here for it
@iuli3se
@iuli3se 3 жыл бұрын
I am missing the "Bring back Clarkson!!" comment
@narinehakobyan2631
@narinehakobyan2631 21 сағат бұрын
It's called a trunk, because the earliest cars actually had trunks box for cargo.
@TiptronicSS
@TiptronicSS 3 жыл бұрын
They call a liquid, gas 😂😂
@TinJ7
@TinJ7 3 жыл бұрын
Gas short for gasoline!
@TinJ7
@TinJ7 3 жыл бұрын
@CARR61 uqA:! Nothing, I'm replying to him saying that gas is short for gasoline since gasoline is liquid!
@hellenic6792
@hellenic6792 3 жыл бұрын
@CARR61 uqA:! it's petrol, short for petroleum. not gas
@k_dubs5222
@k_dubs5222 3 жыл бұрын
@@hellenic6792 the beauty of a language is that it really doesn’t matter
@alextv293
@alextv293 3 жыл бұрын
@@TinJ7 it’s petrol, it’s a liquid fool
@nssquared9174
@nssquared9174 3 жыл бұрын
They also drive on a parkway and park in a driveway. It's good to be home again!!!
@RootGroves-hl8kt
@RootGroves-hl8kt Күн бұрын
Yes?When we are leaving a parking lot we obviously drive the car and you can park on the streets, dont you?
@ibra1200
@ibra1200 3 жыл бұрын
sometimes his genius *it’s almost frightening*
@christiancompton2326
@christiancompton2326 11 ай бұрын
Even in racing. Pace car, pace lap, pit road, pit lane which is really the pit box, they call it a stock car and it's anything but stock. I'm American and I don't know why we have to be so stupidly different
@nothing-kn3tc
@nothing-kn3tc 3 жыл бұрын
i’ve never seen a “walk” and “don’t walk” sign.
@Madchris8828
@Madchris8828 3 жыл бұрын
They are rare from as much as I've traveled in the states 🤷‍♂️
@nothing-kn3tc
@nothing-kn3tc 3 жыл бұрын
@@Madchris8828 i’m not even american, but i asked my friend who is and he said they only have a walking guy that turns red when you arr supposed to cross.
@Madchris8828
@Madchris8828 3 жыл бұрын
@@nothing-kn3tc yeah never seen anything else lol
@GraemeRoberts
@GraemeRoberts 3 жыл бұрын
There's literally one in the video.
@isaacwilcox3010
@isaacwilcox3010 3 жыл бұрын
@@GraemeRoberts He’s saying that the video is misleading. No one uses those signs in the U.S. Their immensely rare.
@zakur0hako
@zakur0hako 3 жыл бұрын
i've never seen walk/don't walk signs anywhere else but NYC
@spendawg9351
@spendawg9351 4 жыл бұрын
Hide and go seek 😂
@manosjaitan3101
@manosjaitan3101 3 жыл бұрын
They call a liquid gas 😂 😂 😂
@alberthernandez4786
@alberthernandez4786 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine loosing a war to a bunch of farmers
@zionlindsay9050
@zionlindsay9050 4 жыл бұрын
ikr, Vietnam did a madness on them
@jackkelleher4828
@jackkelleher4828 4 жыл бұрын
@@zionlindsay9050 lol
@pot6577
@pot6577 4 жыл бұрын
@@zionlindsay9050 word g
@KingofFray
@KingofFray 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine losing a war against a pack of birds
@KingofFray
@KingofFray 3 жыл бұрын
@mcows2003 i know, that was just a comparison to another country
@andrewagaiby9762
@andrewagaiby9762 10 ай бұрын
"They call a liquid gas" Me: you ever hear of gasoline
@giornogiovanna3139
@giornogiovanna3139 3 жыл бұрын
Open folder
@k_dubs5222
@k_dubs5222 3 жыл бұрын
Cause we don’t really care what people think if they get mad when we say we’re American
@MyLateralThawts
@MyLateralThawts 2 ай бұрын
I still can’t fit my luggage in the boot… despite having two of them!
@spartan6262
@spartan6262 3 жыл бұрын
It's just a joke America geez 😂
@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh
@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh 3 жыл бұрын
I have seen many people like you who complain about Americans not taking a joke, but have yet to see an offended American in the comments.
@spartan6262
@spartan6262 3 жыл бұрын
@@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh pfft!! Typical "AmErIcAn", couldn't take the joke.
@Bopha.11
@Bopha.11 3 жыл бұрын
I think Jeremy was very serious about the stupidity of statians.
@sheteg1
@sheteg1 3 жыл бұрын
Canadians say almost the same things as Americans. Gas “yes”. But we do have symbols for the car. We are a mash of British & American.
@hugh2hoob668
@hugh2hoob668 3 жыл бұрын
He's got a huge gut himself lol
@jasheel19
@jasheel19 3 жыл бұрын
Gas is the thing which comes out ur back….they call a dinosaur’s remains ‘fart’
@markcf83
@markcf83 3 жыл бұрын
I thought Fender was a maker of guitars.
@Pirustae
@Pirustae 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, me too. I never understood what they meant by it using the word in car parts.
@markcf83
@markcf83 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pirustae that's the Americans for you......
@theoriginaldylangreene
@theoriginaldylangreene 3 жыл бұрын
The word "fender" in British English (and in it's original usage) is a low barrier set in front of an open fire to stop logs and cinders from falling out and burning the carpet. If you Google what a fire fender looks like, you'll see it looks like an old cars front bumper. So I can see where Americans got this from. Since the invention of the car came after the independence of the US it makes sense that they have a "different word" for it.
@maulporphy4399
@maulporphy4399 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy looks like Mr. Planters Peanut. Without the cane and monocle.
@grahamvert8174
@grahamvert8174 3 жыл бұрын
MFW Americans call pantaloon trousers "pants" MFW Americans call walky longstones "sidewalks" MFW Americans call moving automobile coffers "trunks" MFW Americans call crisscross speedy-weedies "highways" MFW Americans call peeping cranium lenses "glasses" MFW Americans call rumtiddly pip-poppy spicy water "gas"
@TheRober806
@TheRober806 3 жыл бұрын
That’s funny! Rumtiddly pip-poppy spicy water “Gas” 😂
@zirlok3529
@zirlok3529 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually how you Americans talk
@Bopha.11
@Bopha.11 3 жыл бұрын
Eye glasses LOL
@RonkleBonk
@RonkleBonk 3 ай бұрын
Americans get defensive quick but aren’t clever enough to actually be funny about it
@thetommy3646
@thetommy3646 Жыл бұрын
And they dont know whether their kids are girl or boy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sergeykuznetsov4314
@sergeykuznetsov4314 3 жыл бұрын
Agree with all except for Gas. Gas is short for Gasoline, which is the technically correct word for what we put in the car, not petrol, as that is an unrefined version of Gasoline (nor Benzin for that matter)
@varunpuligadda8360
@varunpuligadda8360 3 жыл бұрын
petrol is the same thing as gasoline you daft dimbo.
@sergeykuznetsov4314
@sergeykuznetsov4314 3 жыл бұрын
@@varunpuligadda8360 It is colloquially used to describe the same thing, but petrol is a short way of saying petroleum, which in actuality is an unrefined form of gasoline you infantile pillock
@jaymurray2216
@jaymurray2216 3 жыл бұрын
@@sergeykuznetsov4314 if he's an infantile pillock then he's like Clarkson when he was driving the bago caravan and cpt slow was going no.2 and said that Jeremy has to clean the crap up
@mqtic
@mqtic Жыл бұрын
1:06 imagine if he stuttered
@ashokbabuasp
@ashokbabuasp 3 жыл бұрын
They have the arrogance to call liquid as gas 🙏🙏🤣🤣
@micahbell8533
@micahbell8533 2 жыл бұрын
You don't genuinely believe saying "gas" instead of "gasoline" is arrogant right? I really hope you don't for your sake, otherwise you must be a difficult person to be around.
@FarmYardGaming
@FarmYardGaming 11 ай бұрын
He makes a good point about the symbols and words on switches, come to think of it
@eldermarty7526
@eldermarty7526 3 жыл бұрын
You are either born in America or you learn to live in it. Nothing else seems to matter and will be pushed aside. Sad but true if you ask me.
@theeternalempire7235
@theeternalempire7235 3 жыл бұрын
Quite the contrary
@whowoulge1256
@whowoulge1256 3 жыл бұрын
No one gives a shit about the US. Shut ass country.
@helden4565
@helden4565 3 жыл бұрын
Or you just don’t live there?
@marcellowoodford4048
@marcellowoodford4048 3 жыл бұрын
What about 'Side-Walk' or My Fave ',Horse-BACK' riding-I thought it was on the Neck...or Rump,ha!
@Eren-da-Jaeger
@Eren-da-Jaeger 3 жыл бұрын
Press F to make Jeremy Clarkson as Prime Minister
@Madchris8828
@Madchris8828 3 жыл бұрын
He'd be better than whatever is going on right now I'm sure
@daviestewart1725
@daviestewart1725 3 жыл бұрын
I love when Americans say " horse back riding". Where else would you ride a horse?
@RayTC
@RayTC 3 жыл бұрын
ask Mr. Hands
@markblunck2692
@markblunck2692 3 жыл бұрын
Ask Catherine the Great.
@Pragmatic__
@Pragmatic__ 3 жыл бұрын
Anytime I see this clip I know there'll be commenters thinkin they're soo clever either cause they know gas is short for gasoline or that its actually a gas when it enters the cylinder so let me spell it out for yall.... ITS. A. JOKE.
@jdlc903
@jdlc903 3 жыл бұрын
That's actually a good point I hadn't thought of.
@Random-el2hu
@Random-el2hu Жыл бұрын
Coming from someone born and raised in England you could make the argument that a boot is something you wear on your foot And it’s not stupid to have the words on switches in cars it keeps things simple and easy I wished our cars had that when I was learning to drive
@zabaleta66
@zabaleta66 3 жыл бұрын
I've never found Michael McIntyre remotely funny.
@thefiestaguy8831
@thefiestaguy8831 Жыл бұрын
Americans also say "I could care less"..... meanwhile us brits use "I couldn't care less" which is the correct term used for said phrase.
@RootGroves-hl8kt
@RootGroves-hl8kt 19 күн бұрын
I mean "I could care less" makes more sense ,no?
@thefiestaguy8831
@thefiestaguy8831 19 күн бұрын
@@RootGroves-hl8kt No? How does it make any sense? The saying is used - often in an argument to demonstrate how little you care about something, i.e not at all. "I couldn't care less" i.e I don't care one bit. Saying "I could care less" means you do care somewhat - because you have stated "I could" and "care less". So, no, "I could care less" makes no sense in this context.
@A1X7Z
@A1X7Z 3 жыл бұрын
This man is the only man allowed to slander the USA cause he makes it hilarious
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
@oliverholmes-gunning5372 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's fair game for everyone really
@jackdren9974
@jackdren9974 3 жыл бұрын
Literally everyone who isn't American makes fun of Americans, but then again I'm not sure Americans realise that there are people outside of the US.
@chillout1996
@chillout1996 3 жыл бұрын
Mate you haven’t heard half the things we call you like fat people with big guns
@A1X7Z
@A1X7Z 3 жыл бұрын
@@chillout1996 quiet, our average is your A
@chillout1996
@chillout1996 3 жыл бұрын
@@A1X7Z what are you on about
@Gunslinger4511
@Gunslinger4511 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny because i live in the US and yet Jeremy clarkson understands the cultures here more than 90% of Americans being that he has visited most parts of the US being with top gear and grand tour.
@michiferrucci
@michiferrucci 3 жыл бұрын
I love when he says “everywhere else in the world”. He actually hasn’t a single clue about the entire Europe mocking Brits as they do with Americans
@michiferrucci
@michiferrucci 3 жыл бұрын
@@Justthemonly sure, in your dreams. Especially now with Brexit your comment is just pointless lol
@RileyWritey
@RileyWritey 3 жыл бұрын
Europe is in no position to mock anybody. Except the Nordic countries, they got it all going well for them.
@jdlc903
@jdlc903 3 жыл бұрын
For what?
@ETH-Fitness
@ETH-Fitness 3 жыл бұрын
@@michiferrucci it’s just not though. He’s not wrong
@peterserpliss4306
@peterserpliss4306 3 жыл бұрын
Why do millions of Europeans move here and bring their entire families with them? Answer: it is better than living in Europe. Open your eyes buddy
@imamangoo8632
@imamangoo8632 3 жыл бұрын
They call a "liquid" a "gas"
@buzzytrombone4353
@buzzytrombone4353 2 жыл бұрын
Every single American in this comment section lives in the south in a cardboard box, is married to their sibling or cousin and imagines that the Vietnam War never ended. Change my mind, I dare you.
@JhonNye96
@JhonNye96 Жыл бұрын
Half of them think they won the Vietnam War
@artansadiki3244
@artansadiki3244 Жыл бұрын
​@@JhonNye96 hahahahahahaha damn right
@wolfgangbarrio5043
@wolfgangbarrio5043 Жыл бұрын
​@@JhonNye96 💀💀💀💀💀
@CyberController-
@CyberController- Жыл бұрын
"We didn't lose, we merely failed to win"
@Agnyaanamdhvamsakah
@Agnyaanamdhvamsakah 3 жыл бұрын
He missed a trick. Americans do not have the little red and green men because they'd be too fat to fit on the lights.
@freakattack9616
@freakattack9616 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Quakerman14
@Quakerman14 3 жыл бұрын
Boots go on your feet, not on a car...........still live Jeremy though lol
@GraemeRoberts
@GraemeRoberts 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, Boots is a chemist, or as Americans would call it, a drugstore.
@summer7034
@summer7034 3 жыл бұрын
As an American... he's not wrong.
@patrickwhite4449
@patrickwhite4449 3 жыл бұрын
I hate that he doesn’t even know that trunks used to be put on the back of cars until the integrated them into the body and just called it a trunk. Now instead of putting your own there, there is one permanently there. And that’s why I hate when people say “frunk”. Trunk has nothing to do with with the back of the car that was just where there was available space. When you move the engine back there the trunk has to move to the front.
@patrickwhite4449
@patrickwhite4449 3 жыл бұрын
Well he may know it but he doesn’t acknowledge it
@DlcEnergy
@DlcEnergy 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody should feel personally offended when something you had nothing to do with anyway gets criticized, merely because the person doing the critiquing is from another country. (you could've easily been born in another country) The offended people are the only stupid ones. Most people in the world didn't have anything to do with how their country is how it is. Most people didn't design the computer. Anyone can criticize it. It doesn't mean anyone's criticizing the country its from. The title says Jeremy's poking fun at Americans. That's just to get clicks. He's obviously only poking fun at the ones who were responsible for marketing these things this way to the American people. It was obviously never going to be a problem for Americans themselves to not go along with them. It makes no significant difference. But you can still point it out for a laugh. lol
@rj_lab
@rj_lab 3 ай бұрын
Shoulder - Service road Elevator - Lift Security Guard - Watch man Intersection - Junction
Clarkson, Hammond, May Making Fun of Americans Compilation #6
11:56
Americans Don't Understand English | The Jonathan Ross Show
3:11
The Jonathan Ross Show
Рет қаралды 5 МЛН
Миллионер | 2 - серия
16:04
Million Show
Рет қаралды 1,9 МЛН
黑的奸计得逞 #古风
00:24
Black and white double fury
Рет қаралды 30 МЛН
2 MAGIC SECRETS @denismagicshow @roman_magic
00:32
MasomkaMagic
Рет қаралды 28 МЛН
Top 5 Most HILARIOUS QI Rounds!
21:56
Versus
Рет қаралды 387 М.
Why Do The British Look Down on Americans?
16:04
Nathaniel Drew
Рет қаралды 1,8 МЛН
James May: Our Man in Japan - Honda Factory scene
2:52
chronos_vnc
Рет қаралды 51 М.
Young Jeremy Steals A Car || Old Top Gear
14:40
Carsarcasm TV
Рет қаралды 370 М.
The Grand Tour - Airport Rant
5:39
Sam's Misc TV Moments
Рет қаралды 5 МЛН
British Highschoolers react to Bri'ish Memes
9:39
JOLLY
Рет қаралды 26 МЛН
Run out of Alabama! | Offensive cars | Top Gear Series 9 | BBC
7:54
Top Gear Complaints and Offended People Compilation
12:09
Mustang150
Рет қаралды 6 МЛН
Simplifying English for The Americans | Michael McIntyre
2:53
Michael McIntyre
Рет қаралды 2,8 МЛН
Quaint My Ride with Jeremy Clarkson | Top Gear
9:12
Top Gear
Рет қаралды 7 МЛН
amazing#devil #lilith #funny #shorts
0:15
Devil Lilith
Рет қаралды 17 МЛН
Who's spending her birthday with Harley Quinn on halloween?#Harley Quinn #joker
1:00
Harley Quinn with the Joker
Рет қаралды 9 МЛН
АНЯ ИЩУК И ДИМАС #аняищук #димасблог
0:37
Аня Ищук и Димасблог фан канал
Рет қаралды 2,5 МЛН
If you find yourself in the trunk 🤐 #littos
0:22
Littos Media
Рет қаралды 58 МЛН