Jeremy Dewitte, you are not my husband!

[@Sara-vb9vd]

When Hollywood stopped making movies, KZbin gave us Jeremy Dewitte.

[@yodaddy2619]

😁😁😁😁😁😁👌👌👌👌👌

[@edp3202]

I nominate it for every award possible.

[@Doesitreallymstter]

This is better than fiction

[@edp3202]

@@Doesitreallymstter and stranger.

[@MattExzy]

I came across this guy just yesterday. I'm from Australia, this is the first time I've heard of this guy... I have many-a-question, I'm immensely confused, but... I'm at least coming to terms with the fact this person actually exists.

[@LifeAsLeslie143]

This phone call contains 2 voices and 16 different personalities.

[@theplinkerslodge6361]

You win the internet for today, good one.

[@chrispellicci6587]

They are perfect for each other

[@ginapayne744]

💀💀💀💀

[@insomniac2340]

Best comment 😂😂😂

[@Kkayoodle]

Seriously!!

[@solidus4prez]

Did this dude just record himself operating a motor vehicle with a distraction in each hand?

[@chadanddyson6200]

No seatbelt

[@naefucks]

Yes

[@ptstrong3]

As a matter of fact he did. Not to mention the driving with his knees. Did he also say something about him sleeping with a guy??

[@SmoothieQ]

And recording someone without their knowledge 🤔

[@daBEAGLE1017]

But his emergency flashers were most likely on.

[@SteveSteeleSoundSymphony]

This must be a world record for two people engaged in an attempt at nonstop gaslighting.

[@realkbts]

This is literally like two drug addicts fighting over who took the last hit knowing they shared it.

[@purelive8484]

Hopefully they didn't use the same syringe and needle. But how do you listen to their conversation...

[@j_rainsgoat3929]

Hussar I'm lost on that one bud.

[@supportyourtroopsathletes6460]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@shannonmarie9254]

Damn... your exactly right

[@beckydennis6591]

The scary thing about it is that they're both sober

[@DIXIN-SIDER]

"My wife is a State Certified Egyptian"

[@stox5988]

👆 Funniest comment here! Thank you! 😂😅

[@1115asmara]

😁😁😁😁

[@seversley831]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@medtec6747]

Oh my God I laughed way to hard at this one

[@DjTanner29]

you should've thrown "sergeant" in there but well done sir.

[@The_Mimewar]

My favorite part, of this entire Jeremy Dewitte saga, is him recording EVERYONE thinking he’s gonna use it against them, and it’s just a shit ton of evidence against him

[@sappert1952]

He could be the dumbest man alive. He gives sovereign citizens a run for their money.

[@dellbeldon9339]

finally the world makes sense again.

[@TeamNlNE]

@@sappert1952 HOLY SHIT THATS WHAT HE REMINDS ME OF lol. I now remember those sovereign citizen videos so well, Jeremy easily is worse as evidenced by dr phil never invited sovereign citizens lmao

[@darkwingduck4793]

Every time I watch one of these I think ‘why the fuck is he recording this?’ I honestly can’t wrap my head around it. We are all now dumber for having listened to this. Dewitt is awarded no points. May god have mercy on us all.

[@sappert1952]

@@TeamNlNE lol the Dr. Phill incident was by far one of the funniest things I watched. He filmed himself getting the polygraph and bragged the whole way home how he crushed it. Only to have it reveled on Dr. Phill that he failed miserably. My son and I laughed our asses off.

[@tomfuller5585]

She is a mirror image of Jeremy. Isn't it wonderful, how people with so much in common can find each other?

[@donnamorgan2522]

Apparently she provided a LOT of her own evidence gathered against DimWit for some bigger fraud cases to put him away

[@sargeinamerica]

Love is an emotional disturbance that makes you do things that normally you would never do. My criminal Justice professor made that statement in 1990 and I have never forgotten it.

[@bowen5995]

Both narcissists no doubt.

[@bowen5995]

@@sargeinamericaamen!!!!

[@johannas.l.brushane2518]

I would guess she might be borderline personality with attachment issues. They tend to find partners with personality disorder in a rate that is way higher than the proportional rate of personality disorders of the total. Maybe because normal people often can't stand them and damn tiresome and JD likely is likely some subset of psychopathy.

[@davidmartin9871]

He is talking to the female version of himself. I'm happy he found somebody with so much in common

[@isaned]

I wish she would start calling him "state certified agent Dewitte" every time she talks.

[@matthewolean5727]

See "when crazy meets crazy"

[@dolliemcclain2175]

They deserve each other

[@Dragon-Believer]

There isn't a half wit between the two of them.

[@MisterSchmiddty]

We need to find a way to ensure these two are together forever.

[@187mrsmith]

Jeremy is commiting 15 violations while trying to catch someone violating him lol This man is literally a walking meme an a lifelong worth of content For that we truly thank you Jeremy 🙏❤️💙

[@Littleofthisandthatt]

It has an expiration date...sentencing...no way he doesn't do at least a few years

[@MRKRG9]

no way is someone this dumb, this HAS TO BE some kind of reality show gone wrong and the fake people take their roles way to far. Just wayyy to many recordings that make us all say WT?????

[@kevinforever6898]

Right?! There’s another thread going on here where people are naming them off. Anywhere from distracted driving (I’d say borderline reckless driving) all the way up to felony wiretapping.

[@skullembzxm2210]

Hahaha ikr

[@The_Mimewar]

Seriously!! He’s trying to trap all these people, and caught himself hahaha

[@lithium386]

These two have relationship skills of 14-year-olds. That may be unfair to 14-year-olds.

[@IAmHumongous]

14 is jeremys favorite age on a female

[@scotttrott]

@@IAmHumongous daaaaaaaaaaaamn

[@jamieinminnesota8406]

They are flipping nuts

[@sarahcharlton2297]

@@IAmHumongous omg that burn was so 🔥 I felt it threw the screen!!!!! You get the comment 👑

[@left-2-write28]

Open relationships require a special kind of trust and maturity. So basically the exact opposite of what these morons are capable of.

[@frankmitchell1246]

Motor 1 is confused an awful lot. That’s conduct unbecoming of a State Certified Agent

[@jenruth792]

This is like a “who can gaslight” more competition. I’m here for it.

[@weeza55]

I think she's winning

[@left-2-write28]

It's like two idiots trying to outstupid each other! It's so deliciously toxic!

[@onenightstan3635]

Ikr

[@WunderKid77]

How do we know who wins? lol

[@Knucklebustermav]

For real though

[@whymarceline]

Ashley Madison should highlight Jennifer and Jeremy as one of their success stories.

[@strangemanmtd8350]

all shit runs downhill and meets at the bottom.

[@narcissistninjas9233]

🤣🤣

[@incognito4522]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@LilGamingYes]

I mean they are a perfect match... sounds like a successful story to me!

[@bdlimea7018]

LOL

[@samfanhellyeah]

They yell at each other for nearly 40 minutes and then say they love each other.......my brain hurts. Being alone is an option you know

[@annabanana4699]

@@avae5343 I'm sure he wanted the no hostile contact order because if she loses her job then she gets no money from Jeremy and then what is he good for and she would probably follow thru on charges from the DV case hes in jail for right now, obviously, after hearing the 911 call something happened and he hurt her and if she pursues that he's screwed even more. So he lets her keep her job and she won't go after him

[@barryrandall8925]

These two will never be alone, they feed off each other's mental problems and insecurities

[@stephanwatson7902]

Beinf alone is not an option for a narcissist, they are codependent and need attention to validate their fragile ego

[@Aaron-kp6kp]

@@annabanana4699 They’re hilarious together. I don’t know why Jennifer thought it was a great idea to press false charges to Jeremy. Now Jeremy can’t give her “money”, what is she thinking???

[@michaelcomisse9478]

Haha he's married

[@anthonyvespia6662]

"IM CONFUSED" A minimum of 21 times I counted!! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewhintz4816]

😅

[@chriscerta9821]

Two things are certain from this video: 1. Jeremy is confused 2. He’d better figure it out real fast

[@l0kn0xx83]

And if she's asking him for money.

[@grantshuster1985]

Hey I know what I’m allowed to do!

[@grantshuster1985]

Florida statute 12345

[@Knewell80013]

😂😂😂😂

[@dellbeldon9339]

@@grantshuster1985 I'll bet he screams that when he's getting a nut.

[@lisafancyface8950]

Every man who cheats on his wife, should be rewarded with this level of crazy side girlfriend.

[@heroinmom153]

Cheaters deserve this shit so much

[@jaredburgess8381]

They honestly seem to really enjoy the toxicity. So weird.

[@evangeline77x]

1000%

[@naysaynetwork5271]

Lol. Cheating is not that big of a deal.

[@godschild2326]

Amen Sister. 💙👊👊💙

[@TylerMcKinney]

Homie is just as dillusional as she is. He's talking to her and asking questions as if she's not a psychopath and she might respond with a logical sentence. This whole situation is fucking insane.

[@thebizend]

Also, the way he is asking her these questions, how does she not know he is recording her!?!? It’s so unnatural.

[@matthewlujan844]

You hit it on the head

[@NO-lt3mx]

this is what happens when technology becomes cheaper and the crazies can call talk to each other easily

[@jimbeatdown8637]

@@thebizend I think she does know

[@MomentsInTrading]

What he is trying to do is record her saying that she was lying when she made a police statement about him. In Jeremy‘s mind, this is a good strategy 😀

[@TheKenab]

Jennifer: I'm confused Jeremy: I didn't say that Jennifer : I need money Jeremy: I'm confused... Perfect !! 🤣🤣🤣

[@blinkme0182]

I'm literally dumber after listening to this conversation

[@cacu3989]

I still have no idea what I just watched lol

[@miketate7216]

I’m confused 🤷‍♂️

[@danigirl2597]

🤣🤣 I totally relate 🤦‍♀️

[@takeshelter5313]

Dude I know this is a cluster fuck if I've ever seen one

[@TheDriver21122001]

I feel like a nuclear physicist after listening........

[@Armando_Brown32]

“Lose my business that I’ve built for 6 years” Here I am “believing” Metro State has been protecting & serving for over 10 years according to JD. 🤔

[@songbirds3712]

protecting and serving for over 10 years “without any problems or complaints.” 😉😉

[@jaystat6545]

3,650 days have successfully passed without an on the job incident, at any/all locations for Metro State Inc. " contractors " - O.S.H.A. Official State Agency per Metro State policies.

[@htrago5581]

3 yrs 6yrs 10/11 yrs, Sarge, but Sergeant, that wasn’t me saying that! I have owned this business for 10 years Sarge Sergeant Sergeant but Sarge!

[@ssherrierable]

Hes talking about the past 6 years he been dating her

[@dellbeldon9339]

We may have heard Dewitte tell 2-3 truths here. I've only heard one before and thought the media would declare it a holiday.

[@OttawaAndy]

Two master gaslighters trying to out-gaslight each other. Holy crap my head hurts.

[@cacu3989]

it's like matter meets antimatter

[@redryder6523]

I seriously developed a headache after watching this. But I'm to deep in to "Motor 1" to pull out now. This shit is addictive.

[@primitiveorganism9571]

Lmfao you don’t see he’s trying to film her trying to extort him? Dudes an idiot but I see why he’s filming this after watching the vids about her and how crazy she is...

[@boozypixels]

@@primitiveorganism9571 Is he trying to get evidence on an extortion attempt or is he trying to create an extortion attempt and get evidence on it?

[@TheRDW710]

Anybody ever notice that when Jennifer gets caught in a lie she always says she is tired and only got 2 hours of sleep the night before.

[@dewilew2137]

Still better than claiming to be a cop every time you get in trouble 😅😂

[@imhungry2387]

She's not stupid. People act like she is. She might be dumb but she definitely has some type of high IQ she's calculated

[@Jill_P_AKAjillianparis]

She's always tired. Maybe it's her meds. I've noticed in their phone calls, if they're not arguing or he's not giving her instructions, they've got very little to say to each other.

[@mlac2009]

To be fair she claimed she raped him and all this shit lol if it’s actually a lie that’s pretty fucking bad to accuse someone of

[@jamiethompson1008]

She's always so confused and doesn't know what's going on. Or so she says. She says something and then in the next sentence she says she didn't say that. She belongs in a nut home

[@chieflionface9922]

It brings me so much satisfaction listening to her manipulate Jeremy the way he tries to manipulate everybody else

[@tinasnewzealand]

She probably got feds standing near her telling her what to say...I dont think shes that bright 😂😂

[@andrewmurray4308]

@Jerry Garcia A fiddler being fiddled (Karma)

[@abbynormal8702]

I find Jennifer Burton to be incredibly entertaining. It's a fun cat and mouse game where each is trying to incriminate the other on video haha

[@11bc22]

He trying to make it sound like she's trying extort him by making a statement, thats why he has the cam on the phone and flshed her name on the camera and he's going around in circles thinking he's smart and ofcourse she crazy as well t

[@painandsufferingmn]

True but she is not a good person by any means. She is just as manipulative and evil.

[@jeremydewittecounsel8524]

She is pulling a Jeremy on him. Talking in circles

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Except she actually got what she wanted. She out Jeremy'ed Jeremy.

[@teknowil]

Jen Psaki

[@monicajean37]

@@teknowil circle back! 😂😂😂

[@sarahthelibrarian7591]

It’s beautiful!

[@AdaptiveRider]

The simple fact that these two people found each other and began a relationship, is the only proof I need that there is a Divine Creator and he has a sense of humor.

[@heroinmom153]

I'm an atheist and this is the first time I've seriously had a doubt about my beliefs

[@heroinmom153]

A god's idea of a game is snakes and ladders with greased rungs. These two are playing that game with each other.

[@hatboxghost735]

I retracted my like to keep it at 66

[@hatboxghost735]

@Sophia Azhiev well now I’ll like since it’s beyond that, thank you 😊

[@uscg1381]

Please provide evidence for a "devine creator".

[@julianyc422]

He's so abusive towards everyone and deserves another manipulator like her.

[@zanf1778]

"That's NOT meeeee!" "That's NOT my knee taking the wheel!" "That's NOT my voice admitting to adultery!" "SERGEAAAANNNNT! THAT'S NOT MEEEEE!"

[@pebmets]

I confused, my leg, my voice, my face, my girl friend with the wife at home, how can you say it's me?

[@rodcas]

*corporal

[@nathanrushlow7880]

@@rodcas ........corporal

[@mannygomez.9136]

shytttshowlol.

[@stumpymcstumpstump3503]

But, FSP said I could do it, Sergeant!

[@jayson4453187]

notice how jennifer skillfully avoids saying something incriminating. newsflash jeremy - SHE KNOWS YOUR RECORDING!!!

[@mohammadbazzi3072]

agree.

[@jenya723]

I agree! This chick is just as toxic as Jeremy & she’s too desperate for $ and somewhere to stay to ever come clean on her exaggerating her “ statements “..

[@Knochenbrigade]

*you're

[@davidc4946]

Yeah she has known for a while

[@sareight]

You’re

[@barrag3463]

Anyone else see any hilarious parallels with Jen begging Jeremy for "help" and totally not money and Jeremy calling his mom and begging for "help" and totally not money?

[@cacu3989]

Maybe she needs him to help her...negotiate

[@jaystat6545]

You better figure it out Real Quick, FuckBoi!

[@Lillpixeychic]

Isn’t it HILARIOUS!! And that they don’t see that at all?!

[@Stacey.B]

Ugh! This dude deserves all this!! He's a as*hole!! I feel like he goes round and round. Like a nincompoop who never gets it!!! I'm sick of this guy!!

[@ptstrong3]

It hadn’t occurred to me but you’re right.

[@paulmouriski3773]

My wife is next to me listening to this and says there is no way this is real. I said yep its true and there is a lot more than this to listen to, lots more

[@Indigo00eyez]

He went to Ashley Madison. You reap what you sow.

[@stox5988]

Amen.

[@rollnryan27]

that 🐱 must be 🔥🔥!

[@paddlefaster]

Yep.. that's where you go when you want to get blackmailed.

[@SR-jc4jz]

You would think you would meet reputable people on infidelity websites. I for one am shocked...

[@MiriamJL]

Women and men of integrity on that site. 🙄

[@thecannibalrobot]

When Narcissistic Personality Disorder meets Borderline Personality Disorder.

[@littleflower3665]

Yes! Add in a delusional disorder and that’ll do it.

[@danielwolfe3147]

Truth

[@vicosdivicos]

Exactly !

[@nightshadehelis9821]

I absolutely love my wife. Being said, she has BPD and it's absolutely exhausting.

[@mulder2400]

You are good.

[@HotEyeCandi]

He is recording himself driving while using a cellphone AND steering with his knees... this guy is just asking for more charges...

[@maxgrayson5182]

also filming with something in the other hand, he just keeps proving hes more dangerous with every video

[@dellbeldon9339]

@@maxgrayson5182 its what he meant when he wrote recording himself while usings a cellphone.

[@FunkyCowboy714]

Thats just the small charges😂 Felony wiretapping is a serious offence. He should have learned the first time he did it but clearly Jeremey was born without a brain

[@j_rainsgoat3929]

Can you imagine driving past him seeing him holding a phone and a camera. Driving with his knees?!?

[@garandguy101]

When I’m feeling bad about my life, I just listen or watch a Jeremy episode and I’m on top of the world!! Biggest tool in the bag.

[@lindalucia6334]

Best comment ever 🎉

[@alice_evermore]

Trying to follow their conversation is like playing Twister with my brain.

[@cacu3989]

It reminds me of when I was on the far end of the whip line at rhe roller rink

[@JamesSmith-iv6ip]

Your just confused 🤠🤯

[@A.Clifton]

It's two sociopathic idiots talking past each other and trying to gain social advantage in a conversation they shouldn't be having. It's great for us who warm our hands in the light of dumpster fires.

[@muiaallen9309]

😂😂

[@left-2-write28]

@@A.Clifton I want that on a t shirt

[@mysticmagnolia]

How do "I'm a good person" and "I'm cheating on my wife" belong in the same sentence?

[@doug132639]

HEY ! HEY ! MOTOR ONE CALLING ..SARGENT .SSSSARGENT

[@mhsandifer]

Strzok has an entire religion built on the premise

[@michaelhaydenbell]

@@mhsandifer Strzok? Huh?

[@80bbygrl]

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[@crabbyj]

@@mhsandifer - I'm not sure which is more pathetic, your desperation to make this political, or how you're writing as if both your brain cells are misfiring. Religion? Holy cow, you just decided to go full on detached from reality.

[@shirleys1792]

"A sex offender's wearing a uniform around town pulling people over" true words from Jeremy's own mouth!!

[@vanillawaterfae]

Exactly!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@TDavis-ml6kl]

Where do I pay my Metro-State tickets now???

[@Crazylab1616]

@@TDavis-ml6kl lmfao. That’s awesome!!!

[@mnmssss21]

Yea himself

[@dellbeldon9339]

Hope this plays on the trial.

[@someguy0089]

How can two people go back and forth, say nothing, repeat themselves, dance around each other and just act /stupid/confused for 45 minutes !?!?!?

[@joshuahcraig7585]

The check engine light being on is a metaphor for his life ⚠️

[@itheuserfirst3186]

"Agh! I'm out of gas!"

[@johnsteward132]

Check engine light...antilock brake like...no oil pressure light...and 4 flat tires light!

[@MannyFresh1x]

Check brain light

[@catslivesmatter1268]

And I thought I was the only one that noticed that 😂😅🤣

[@victorbrunswick]

All of his vehicles are not so gently used.

[@MoMadNU]

All that gear yet can't pair the Bluetooth.

[@Fragrantbeard]

Snort. Nailed it.

[@naefucks]

Lmfao

[@247CAMD]

I believe he was just using that as a cover so that it could be on speaker to make the wire tapping easier lol

[@dutchbeef8920]

One of those crappy bluetooth headset thingies

[@dobbsy22]

Hahaha

[@colel8526]

So he cheated on his wife with the mistress and cheated on the mistress with a guy and the mistress is mad but not mad and just needs money for a hotel.... oh the legend of Jeremy Dimwitt... lmao. This has to be a movie one day.

[@circesoul2218]

Why is he married and sleeping with all these people?

[@LilGamingYes]

@@circesoul2218 in another video he says he converted to his wife's religion and in her religion the man can have many wives. I have no idea if it's true and how he justifies it to his wife though. I'll just assume that in her religion the man has every rights and the woman has none.

[@shirleymccartney6496]

Oh yes 🙌 a horror comedy 😱 😩. 🎭👺 🤡

[@volleyballjerry]

@@LilGamingYes - His wife is not "American" enough yet. If Jeremy ever turns the corner and starts making some serious money, he will come home and be greeted by his wife saying one word - "HALF"!!!!

[@allanc3655]

I needed Jeremy it set me straight. For years I thought a CD was a Certificate Deposit when it really was a Credit Deposit

[@hounds9021]

His most prolific statement - "ignorance of the law is not innocence of the law"...🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JohnKing-ig3df]

Dewitte's wife: the only documented case of a person being in their 6th month of pregnancy for 5 1/2 years

[@Keyser___Soze]

HAHAHAHHA

[@strangemanmtd8350]

suprise Viddler is the father.

[@TheUnreliableNarrator64]

😂

[@Gear_Saitama]

At this rate she’s gonna smash the record set by Bonnie Swanson from family guy.

[@1776Pundit]

Dude, he's lost 2 babies.

[@Viking215]

Every time I think I’m having a bad day, Jeremy swoops in and says, “hold my beer”. Let’s all just take this moment to thank ‘Motor 1’ for reminding us that we’re actually crushing life. 😂

[@frodosfrostbite]

It’s truly a blessing when another Jeremy bud comes out 🙏

[@araLBurbs]

Lmfao yooooo ahahahahahahaha

[@yomama8205]

I needed that. Thank you.

[@ges4934]

Right?! I just found him today and my life is better for it

[@fallbackbee9170]

@@ges4934 Be prepared because this rabbit hole is Alice in Wonderland crazy.

[@ap4675]

So Jeremy was "so smart" to record himself engaging in witness intimidation & witness tampering, am I right so far?

[@whatabouttheearth]

But she did say many times that the authorities (FBI?) coerced the statement. Do you think they want to admit this and other videos into court as evidence if that is true? They could both be wedging the state through a charade, who is releasing these videos afterall? And if what she is saying is not true, she is making a false claim against the authorities and she is screwing herself over that....but remember, he recorded and released the tapes, so is he really screwing himself so blatently without trying to set a trap?

[@ap4675]

@@whatabouttheearth She didn't give permission to do anything in this Florida Statute:934.03 Interception and disclosure of wire, oral, or electronic communications prohibited.-(d) It is lawful under this section and ss. 934.04-934.09 for a person to intercept a wire, oral, or electronic communication when all of the parties to the communication have given prior consent to such interception. But stick up for CHOMO ONE, by all means.

[@MrFox64057]

It's both of them

[@Vendelta]

Did no one realize that Jennifer wants Jeremy to pay for a hotel for her to meet some customers, if you understand what I mean by that. She is a 🪝er, and she meets men in Hotels/The more expensive the better for Jennifer. She wants Jeremy to pay for a Expensive room so the suitor has to give her the money for the room.

[@22lbsboost]

Bruh is recording himself driving with his knees, with a phone in each hand 🤣💀

[@marymandolin8752]

Witness tampering doesn't go away if you record her extorting you. This is nuts.

[@missolesoul]

"Those aren't my legs!" "I don't have pants like that!" 😂😆😅

[@tearl5676]

Don't forget "That's not even my camera!"

[@tinajackson5187]

And that’s not my voice.. That’s totally NOT me..

[@dellbeldon9339]

no its Those aren't Even my legs, I don't EVEN have pants like that.

[@tyhamilton5779]

Lol

[@KirbyJ89]

@@dellbeldon9339 I don’t even have legs.

[@udbeatmaker]

He thinks he’s slick trying to bait her into saying something. She just keeps saying, “you’re lying “. 🤣🤣 She’s on to him & doesn’t realize

[@blairbushproject]

Detectives: we will gladly drop the extortion and blackmail charges in exchange for a police impersonator.

[@erickb6443]

This isn't even Jeremy! It's not his voice! It's not his face! He doesn't even know who had this camera on this day.

[@packletackle9047]

Can't see his face behind sunglasses

[@dee5105]

Oh.

[@29bmel]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@MrAustruck]

He now claims this is not his conversation, he says it’s edited. He claims he never had this conversation. Seriously he just said that

[@29bmel]

@@MrAustruck This guy is ridiculous and such a child. 🤣

[@brianswitzerbbmw]

He loves this shit. Just listening to it exhausts me, but he gets out of bed in the morning looking forward to the day's confrontations. An hour without an opportunity to display aggression is a wasted hour in Dewitte world.

[@mikewhipkey6863]

I never thought about it that way but it actually makes sense

[@centeguahan3760]

Lmao I never understood people who do this....women mostly...

[@blaziken38]

That sounds like a fun park, Dewitte World: come live your wildest fantasies!!! Want to be a cop? No problem. Want to be an emergency responder? No problem. Want to be a veteran without having to go to war? Well, look no further than Dewitte World!!!

[@aurinslady7119]

So many people live for the constant drama. It makes my head hurt trying to keep up with them.

[@southernsass2937]

@@aurinslady7119 Exactly 4 minutes through = I'm Done

[@Docstantinople]

Jeremy: I'm maxing out my credit cards. Jennifer: Well can you do it one more time?!

[@dennisolsosn9321]

hahhaa made me laugh

[@JustaMomnFamily]

Exactly

[@blairbushproject]

I literally read this at the time she says it in the video.

[@jadebotan83]

That took me out.😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dragondeez990]

Had me rolling!!!😅🤣

[@PandaPawsLizardLips]

Fascinating watching two gaslighters go back and forth with each other trying to pin down the other . LOL

[@StoneyTullip]

O Jeremy... recording yourself driving with your knees, without a seatbelt on, while felony wiretapping.. *never change*

[@dellbeldon9339]

Good thing he is there recording all this stuff or he may have gotten away with it.

[@IChIDH]

While admitting to adultery for dessert.

[@tradecraftsecrets]

It's not him driving and that's not his voice

[@jen30551]

@@tradecraftsecrets 🤣 That is probably exactly what he would say again. "But honey! That's not even my voice!"

[@danellacullen4401]

But he's a cop! He can do that stuff! 😂😂😂

[@tallpaulism]

"I'm confused, I'm confused", this guy is really confused a lot.

[@Marx-Lennon]

“You better figure it out!”

[@marilynland5412]

He talks like he knows he's being recorded, because he is. The conversation would be quite different if she knew she was being recorded. She might have a panic attack when she finds out she is on KZbin.

[@dellbeldon9339]

I wish I had a counter clicker to count how many times he said that.

[@victoriaofthevictoriavicto7270]

So weird to hear this. She is literally him & he is literally her.

[@cw5451]

😂 😆 😂

[@BangBangBeefyMacNCheesy]

Who are any of us really? 🤣

[@jeffstevens4951]

Great point.. this is the result of 2 people having sexual relations. DNA is swapped an the 2 actually 100 percent become 1.. In this case the demons have overwhelmingly taken up residents.. sad but true...

[@yvettesunseri1056]

I read this and immediately thought omg there is two??? What a nightmare you now have my mind whirling 🤣

[@gangisspawn1]

He found that 1 special, manipulative, narcissist to complete him! I hear wedding bells!

[@theskepticalchristian6870]

19:38 The moment Jeremy realized who was in charge. I love listening to him get gaslighted and abused for once.

[@isabellavillanueva4639]

Lol word

[@dcb1138]

"I'm Confused !!".....Let me spell it out Jerome....She wants your CREDIT CARD.....duh

[@badmoonryzin7251]

I’m so confused, aaaaaaaaaah!

[@jzimm4177]

Yeppers, pretty simple, yet he was more confused 🤔 than ever, LoL 🤣

[@kubz113]

The mental gymnastics that they both perform on the phone is honestly impressive

[@brianswitzerbbmw]

What did you mean when you asked me what you said after I told you I didn't say what you are saying I said when you say you don't think I said what you thought I said when you said that I say that? AND THEY UNDERSTAND THAT SHIT!

[@brucegwynn8509]

Well put my friend

[@GearReviewDepot]

Kinda. Right?!!!!

[@ahuxley438]

While driving nonetheless

[@cavvvyr7021]

Verbal JUdo !!

[@JaneDoe-rj4jn]

Jeremy: “We don’t even know each other....”. Moments later “..I love you too”.

[@sir-richard4172]

Holy crap. 45 minutes of talking in 1 big circle. And I watched it ALL. I need a life.

[@JimHugg]

Thanks I'm moving on after I read this one

[@naymyo5503]

He filming with left hand holding a cellphone with right and steering with his knees while driving. This dude is dangerous . Unbelievable

[@Hannah-fs1oh]

He has so much confidence in his driving that he doesn't feel it necessary to wear a seatbelt.

[@rebelrose1385]

@@Hannah-fs1oh I'm fine with him not wearing a seat belt.....

[@RealMrSoundWave]

@@Hannah-fs1oh I don’t feel the need either .....

[@LL-vx5qc]

No seatbelt!!

[@williamkelly7383]

Lol you should see him on a bike

[@Woodman-Spare-that-tree]

It’s so sweet when he calls her “Dear” in the middle of an argument and while calling her a liar. That’s true love ❤️ I wish I had a relationship like theirs.

[@i_Chicky]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@chuckler7311]

Now Jeremy knows how the real police feel when they are talking to him.

[@Jill_P_AKAjillianparis]

She is his punishment, for everything! Rather than put him in jail they should have just made him live with Jennifer.

[@chuckb9867]

I always feel so much better about my life after hearing him talk

[@manthedestroyer]

He’s a pick you upper

[@michaelsmith-jy9ve]

😅 good one

[@427max]

But that’s not even him 😅

[@user-ct8my8rv9c]

“I’m a good person, I’m being accused and painted as someone that’s not just because I’m cheating on my wife.” Lol

[@da40flyer1]

I literally feel brain cells dying listening to this.

[@seanpellegrino2989]

Jeremy deciding he's keeping her around as a Metro-State employee after all this shows how unstable Motor One has become. He seems to enjoy her twisted game.

[@tankgirl3828]

I think she's a witness against him and he's trying hard to get her to recant. So he's tampering with a witness.

[@gagewalters9663]

He's never stopped being delusional lol

[@katekat1064]

She's bat sh*t crazy!

[@LouiseStastny]

This isn't the co-owner girl...it's the one he met on Ashley Madison

[@badlands6829]

@@LouiseStastny yeah this one works for metro state now as some kind of assistant. Lol

[@brianb900]

Jeremy: “how am I sneaky?” Also Jeremy: secretly records are phone call.

[@dewilew2137]

Which cheating on his wife and committing crimes 💀

[@MrTedflick]

Driving 70mph while on the phone, while recording himself talking to someone who wants him in jail. Nice life.

[@thewicksj]

And driving with his knee

[@Canucks43v3r]

And no seatbelt.

[@FreedOrDieTrying]

Jeremy DeWitt can't live his life without drama.

[@cacu3989]

It's his oxygen

[@missolesoul]

That's usually the case with personality disorders. They create drama within their circles and then start infighting.

[@dal8716]

It’s funny how appalled Jeremy is that Jennifer is lying to him not to mention that he is lying to her at the same time. The crazy cannot possibly get any more crazy than this, a treasure trove of endless entertainment😂🤣😆

[@captainobvious9233]

"I don't know why you lie! I cannot figure it out!" "That's not even me! That's not my voice!"

[@mikeabel7577]

This woman is clearly operating on a professional level and Jeremy is the John. Jeremy is more foolish than I thought.

[@dellbeldon9339]

This is just a negotiation with a little blackmail sprinkled on top. Notice how she isn't saying '"pay for my room and I'll change my statement". She sounds like an airhead but she dishes out the same crap Dewitte does. Someone should tell him, Dude this is what its like talking with you.

[@3ddiagnosis654]

@@dellbeldon9339 Don't spill the tea?

[@onlygknows7793]

No one ever said anal was cheap.

[@ronweasley4767]

No Jeremy is clearly the Mike in this situation

[@Sera-Marie]

Christ - This is mind numbing. Why any one would want to be in a relationship like this one is utterly beyond me. Especially between two pathological liars.

[@saksoskunk]

Dudes a douche. But sick of seeing him on this channel.

[@daBEAGLE1017]

2 liars. You forgot about his wife at home.

[@litterpicker1431]

Passive dependency disorder. People call it "love." It's not.

[@AllianceRisk2024]

This is NOT his girlfriend- She's a pro and he's a delusional John, getting hustled for a hotel room- Just another Tuesday in the Dewitt household.

[@mattymaple1976]

I hope the sex is stellar, otherwise... yikes.

[@tuckerbates7963]

Commits felony wiretapping at the same time he uses two mobile devices while driving and records the whole thing. This man is a genius

[@hansgrubber5753]

He is also not wearing his seat belt. 😀

[@NikkiC777]

🤦‍♀️Right! Lol 👏👏

[@frankluikart4122]

He can record his conversation with someone else and doesn't have to tell that person. It becomes illegal when a person listens or records the conversation of two differnt people without them being aware.

[@frankluikart4122]

Like if he recorded his wife and someone else talking and they didn't know it.

[@investoroncoke]

@@frankluikart4122in florida it is illegal to record/tap calls without permission

[@ObserverDingue]

This is a masterclass in narcissist-on-narcissist negotiations 🤣

[@TX_Lawyer]

He keeps trying to get her to incriminate herself, yet she is too smart for that.

[@yossifriedman4828]

Really now

[@clarissa8477]

She probably knows he records everything, they’re both insane.

[@TX_Lawyer]

@@clarissa8477 That's exactly what I was thinking.

[@jaredhayes971]

Either Way It Wouldn’t Ever Be Able To Be Used As Evidence Since What He’s Doing Is “Illegal Wiretapping” It Would Be Inadmissible In Court (Wouldn’t Be Able To Be Used As Evidence Because The Evidence Was Gathered In An Illegal Form) So Even If She Did Admit It Not Only Did He Commit ANOTHER Crime Himself; Like The Entertaining Moron He Is, But She Wouldn’t Be Able To Be Charged.

[@TexasMagnolia]

He won’t stop talking long enough to let he incriminate herself.

[@TanaCorporonlaw]

Whoa, I think Jeremy met his female match! She double-talks him as he does everyone else!

[@arthurusmcscott1969]

If you're thinking about impersonating a police officer.. Don't Dewitte

[@TanaCorporonlaw]

@@arthurusmcscott1969 Bahahahaha!!! That was FUNNY!!!

[@yerboi9396]

How watch so much and still see more videos on this guy

[@geauxpreauxgirl]

You gotta be careful with narcissists. They remember things that never happened.

[@joeblow5438]

Hahaha that’s great

[@gia686]

Absolutely

[@lindalucia6334]

Sooooo True

[@joe-nf7cf]

That is so very true.

[@StopAndSmilee]

They are able to peek into different realities, it’s a pure skill

[@JacksonBeatz]

This man played himself by recording himself driving with his legs lol😂

[@davidboerst4789]

Anyone else creeped out that they argue if they have seen each other 4-5 times... but have no problem saying they love each other?

[@pcubin1]

If you just listen to the first 10 seconds of this clip and then skip to the 45 minute mark and listen to the last 10 seconds then you'll not have missed anything!

[@shamrock6964]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍

[@Rain3z]

🤣 perfect 👌🏼

[@marksimmons1098]

That's funny because it's true 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@justinthyme7275]

I've been through four divorces and I've never had a conversation this insane.

[@volleyballjerry]

You are unbelievably brave sir!!!! I would have retired after the first one. I admire your courage and determination! :)

[@Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww]

Four?......

[@justinthyme7275]

@@Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Is that a lot? Now I've lived with the same woman for 19 years. Didn't get married this time. Figured it out!

[@Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww]

@@justinthyme7275 lmao isnt it funny how the works my aunt has been with her boyfriend over 20 years now ...chuckles nervously fiddling with my wedding band 🤣🤙

[@shannonmarie9254]

Damn...

[@ashleygray3744]

Just when we thought it didn't get any better than Tiger King, Jeremy swooped in with Motor 1🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Comfortdoll]

LOL, Brilliant!

[@tinman-uf4to]

This conversation is the definition of “don’t shit where you eat”.

[@jaystat6545]

Maybe dude Shits on his food? Who are we to judge? Better figure it out real quick, FuckBoi!

[@theguitarsurgeon6213]

just the sound of his voice gets on my nerves

[@Stopvotingdemocrat]

Me too. I wanna give em a backhand so bad

[@npickle54]

@@Stopvotingdemocrat just wait till he goes to jail satisfaction will be received

[@realqueen6570]

😂😂😂

[@Stacey.B]

Hell yes! I'm sick of this guy! I hope his wife divorces him and takes his business and cuts herself loose from this guy who is seriously messed up.

[@RScott413]

What Jeremy doesn't get is that there is a female version of DeWitte and he is talking to it

[@strangemanmtd8350]

narcisist meets psychotic.

[@AdaptiveRider]

That's so scary

[@shaunlee1636]

Lol

[@fallbackbee9170]

@William Cooper This is a rare event where crazy narcissist meets with psychotic narcissist. The collision will be EPIC!

[@bdlimea7018]

@William Cooper Who knows I'm confused too 😐

[@spottemshottem8778]

I love how he is using both knees to stear the wheel 😆 🤣

[@toxigenic]

Jeremy wakes up in the morning and goes "Hmmm, don't think I have enough charges against me already. Let's commit felony wiretapping! Again."

[@xEvilNeverDiesx]

She is clearly lying to police though, she is blackmailing him for money, shelter, and whatever else. How else is he meant to prove this? Don't get me wrong I don't like JD but I cant stand women who lie and blackmail men with the police and lies to ruin his life.

[@buzzkillington3470]

that's neither here nor there

[@mitchio83]

Lol at 1:00 when she pulls the fake "Hello can you hear me?" and then he hits her with the fake "sorry my earpiece died". I knew they were perfect for each other.

[@Hamlet12341]

45:00 minutes of Jeremy trying to coerce his mistress into making statements that may help him while she tries to get him to pay her bills

[@KB4QAA]

Bingo!

[@TroyaJamilyn]

...while driving 50+mph down a freeway holding a phone in each hand and steering with his knees...

[@hismistress4696]

@@TroyaJamilyn needing air in his tires

[@AuntAlnico4]

And neither of them got what they wanted 🤪😵🤔😂🤡

[@lolasmom5816]

In all fairness to him, she did lie in her statements

[@pellajoe]

This is an example of when Crazy meets Crazy. Its Crazy!!!😂😂😂

[@IratePuffin]

“Sorry I wrote a false statement and got you sent to prison. But don’t worry! I’ll still date you when you’re in the clink. Just make sure you give me your credit card numbers before you leave. Thanks babe! You’re the best!”

[@snapmalloy5556]

At various points in the dysfunctional mess of a conversation they both claimed love for each other. That is the weirdest thing of all. Two completely screwed up human beings..

[@jeffb735]

Amazing

[@mari.castro6891]

💀🤣🤣🤣

[@bmizzle7630]

@@snapmalloy5556 love, after 5 or 6 meetings.

[@AllianceRisk2024]

This is NOT his girlfriend- She's a pro and he's a delusional John, getting hustled for a hotel room- Just another Tuesday in the Dewitt household.

[@1115asmara]

Delusional John. 😁😁😁

[@neidhawk]

Yup😂🤣😂🤣

[@Marx-Lennon]

Come on guys, she works for him too. She edits his videos. They both are very professional.

[@missychan63]

SHE seems to think she's his girlfriend... She threatens to "break up" with him all the time, asks him if he's ever really going to leave his wife, etc. You can tell from this conversation that she hates the fact that he's married- and not to her.

[@00loudog]

Amen

[@bonesccl]

He's like that bad snitch in movies....you're saying this is cocaine right? Can you say that into this shirt button?

[@giopneo]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jenniferhammer2139]

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂

[@RockwithAj]

😂😂🤙🤟🤟🤟🤣🤣😆😆 i’m literally on the floor in this comment.

[@wendysanders8534]

Bahaha so true

[@frodosfrostbite]

Hello fell kids,I’d like to purchase some Mary gu wanna

[@icake1017]

There is something so incredibly funny and enjoyable about listening to two compulsive liars accusing each other of lying 🤣🤣🤣