Transformers: Age Of Extinction movie review

Another chapter of Michael Bay's Transformers series hits theaters, so Jeremy talks about this newest Monstrosity in the franchise. Jeremy reviews "Transformers: Age Of Extinction"!
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[@TeddyPicker191]

Every once in awhile I watch this video to renew my faith in humanity.

[@gunbuster7074]

+TeddyPicker191 And here I was about to give up on the human race.

[@N3WBTASTIC]

+TheNinjaTrout faaaaacts

[@akash3464]

Still

[@wolfgang6442]

Oh yes

[@BasedChad]

Yuppp

[@patrickdistefano2539]

This movie is so bad it turned Jeremy's left eye red.

[@BIG_MUNKY]

***** ikr

[@mukhtarilyasu9055]

patrick sanderson i agree this movie was really bad.

[@dradra2day]

mukhtar ilyasu na

[@mukhtarilyasu9055]

dradra2day Yes

[@dradra2day]

mukhtar ilyasu na I think some fans are just expecting too much

[@DaxDives]

True story: a guy took me to see this on a first date. We haven't spoken since.

[@issac7787]

you did the right thing

[@user-fz9ln6os6j]

Oh I know! maybe next you should take him to see the fantastic 4, reboot!

[@lincolnnoronha4128]

Only fair

[@alphamegazulu6654]

Smart girl.

[@eatme982]

My dad said he liked this film. Since then I've moved to Arabia and am currently a hobo who gets raped by Santa every night. Still better than living with someone who likes this shit.

[@hectorcruz8479]

the ending was good because it was the end

[@aymanhadi5016]

Or so we thought

[@teanomeano123]

duuuun duun duuuuuuuuuuuuuun

[@theespottedgiraffe_5368]

Hector Cruz lol

[@enigmaskull3495]

The best part of any bad movie is the ending.

[@wolfgang6442]

Lmao😂😂

[@matthewmishley8457]

This review never gets old. I didn't realize Jeremy was on the verge of a stroke. The left side of his body 👁️ is destroying capillaries.

[@JeremyJahns001]

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[@EvanSol919]

Really Jeremy? Nothing about the Romero and Juliet law?

[@horscraft4604]

That scene is fucking wrong and stupid. I swear Michael Bay researched that law more than he worked on the film.

[@ConnorLockhartYGO]

EvanSol919 Maybe the less that scene is mentioned, the better...

[@allansamaniego5483]

why?isn't it an actual law

[@RyuChief]

Allan Samaniego Could be, but it's stupid to put in a film like this. Michael Bay also likes to do these sort of things.

[@sigma5514]

+Allan Samaniego I think it is, my friend basically did the same thing so he looked it up, but this was right before he turned 18

[@scottstapp6763]

This movie had like 6 fucking climaxes and each one of them made me want to gauge my eyes out with a spoon

[@schwarzerritter5724]

+Papo Rodrigueaz6996 That would explain why one of Jeremy's eyes is red.

[@schwarzerritter5724]

James Tomlinson Because it's dull you twit! It'll hurt more!

[@thebatburger]

Micheal bay had six orgasms

[@MultiTheLosers]

I actually had 8 orgasms

[@aurielayala2744]

+Harambe Dead meme

[@MrHorscraft]

This was over 2 years ago. Where did the time go holy shit.

[@isaaczaladar1174]

Horscraft you on a cave or what...??

[@MrHorscraft]

Isaac Zaladar ???

[@MCDexpo]

Isaac Zaladar english language not first?!!!???? (GONE SEXUAL??!!!?*)

[@victorm152]

Horscraft 3 now

[@logger22]

Time is a valuable thing Watch the time go as the pimgimin swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away it's so unreal Didn't look out below watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on but didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go

[@cybersearcher1041]

This is honestly more entertaining then the actually movie!

[@legendarystudioclips6018]

You see....thats when your wrong

[@ApocalypticBlades]

This is the highest grossing film of 2014. Goddam us. Goddam us all

[@robo5obionicgamer]

Fuck outta here.

[@MR12MJX]

Chasen Tom fine whatever but dawn is a better movie

[@cas9564]

Just wait for Guardians of the Galaxy...

[@ApocalypticBlades]

mosstassin mushtaq Of course it is. that is what my comment meant. along with edge of tomorrow, days of future past, and above all, Godzilla.

[@ApocalypticBlades]

***** At least you understand my obvious comment, unlike mosstassin

[@paradisecity0406able]

5:08 - 5:19 Pretty much summarizes the whole movie

[@steak4131]

lmaoooo so true

[@ChrisF199]

😂😂

[@everythingisawesome2903]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eyezack2778]

💀

[@darthmeticulous6901]

Actually, sums up at least 70% of ALL the live action films. There’s a reason I just stick with the 1986 film if I want to watch 90 minutes of Transformers. That film is 1.5 hours, but only feels like 45-60 minutes. The live action films… feel TWICE as long as they actually are.

[@justadinosaur]

Seeing what George Miller did with Fury Road... I'm starting to wonder if the Transformers licence would do better in his hands, heck, anyone else's hands!

[@CatMaster90001]

+Kcdmgirl I wouldn't exactly say it'd be better in _anyone's_ hands, since competency in filmmaking is required for passably marketable movies. But I would LOVE to see Michael Bay kicked out of the director's chair to leave room for someone far more capable.

[@adamortiz3309]

Don't get me wrong, I liked Fury Road but the movie was so action packed to the point where you're like "Wait WTF's going on?". It focused more on action than anything else. Great action without a doubt, but if you're looking for a movie with a good story, FR isn't that movie. That's just my opinion though.

[@CatMaster90001]

Adam Ortiz Regardless of Fury Road's plot- or lack thereof, in this case- that wouldn't necessarily affect George Miller's potential involvement in a Transformers reboot, which certainly DOES deserve a more involved plot and interesting characters, just as its rich source material provides oodles of. Say what you will about Happy Feet being a kids' movie, but critically speaking, it was indeed a very creative and thought-provoking plot, so Miller is more than capable of delivering that to the big screen.

[@barryh97]

My rating of the Transformers movies T1: 1/10 T2: 1/10 T3: 1/10 T4: Didn't see it and i'm never going to. I don't know what people like about the Transformers movies or Michael Bay. CGI doesn't make a movie good.

[@prime7285]

Hey T1 was great the others are bullshit.

[@barryh97]

Prime I didn't like any of them, I don't like Michael Bay movies.

[@Infamosucarlos10]

People watch movies because there bored and want to see the one movie that's in the theater right now, and those people don't appreciate movies like I do, which I love the godfather, I love movies like the marvel superhero movies and the DC movies, but these movies should just die already

[@mudgatebronn4438]

There is only one T2 and that is Terminator 2.

[@thevrana]

***** I have nothing against Michael Bay, i liked Bad Boys and Armageddon and The Rock,they were not great but they were ok in my book.But i remember watching the first Transformers movie and not knowing the whole time who was who. Whole movie was just one big metal blur. So i never watched sequels.

[@JustAlyx]

Guys. Michael Bay screwed this movie up, which means he probably did the same to Ninja Turtles Movie coming out in August ... I'm scared.

[@Ron7H]

we all should mate

[@chickenman913]

he produced TMNT

[@UrbsVP]

Anthony Puglisi Producers have a LOT of power. They are the money-men, and what they say goes. Tobe Hooper "directed" Poltergeist, but Spielberg pretty much told him every single thing to do. Also, the director Bay picked directed Battle: Los Angeles and Wrath of the Titans. The "he's only a producer" argument is a shit one for anyone to use because they don't know the basic business side of film.

[@fenster666]

***** I think it's more of a hopeful statement at this point.

[@maxxcreese9911]

BE AFRAID> BE VERY AFRAID also your facial expression AWESOME!!!

[@Zombiesnyder13]

I want to hear Michael Bay take all our money and say: "I'm announcing my retirement. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to my beach house with all your ticket money to have my maids licking caviar out of my balls."

[@barkley8285]

That made me laugh lol

[@fluffy-hellhound]

To me, the Transformers movies are good... until you start to think about them.

[@calebreese2311]

Fluffy HellHound that’s honestly why I liked them so much. I always watched them and loved them, because I never thought about the Critical shit. But, even after factoring all that stuff in, i genuinely don’t want to hate these movies because I grew up watching them.

[@gurjindersingh3843]

You don't even have to think about this one to know, IT'S BADD!

[@HJF]

You're my ultimate favorite movie critic. Considering I was born in 82 we've grown up with the same interests. Plus it doesn't hurt that we have the same interest in movies so I can def rely on you for an awesome review. Thanks dude, you're filling YT with awesome content!

[@POPINCONEJO88]

I'm afraid to watch Ninja Turtles now

[@dandrethomas645]

He's producing it (keeping the movie in budget)

[@rogue5843]

You should be afraid to watch ANY Michael Bay film

[@topfan18]

I know, right?....though to be fair, we should've known that from the first two trailers. Even as a producer, knows how to ruin good actors. First, Stanley Tucci in this movie, then Whoopi Goldberg in TMNT.

[@oohrah1997]

lets just hope that if Michael bay makes more shitty cartoons from our childhood than someone from time space or a fan club will eliminate him for good

[@TheThunderDragoon]

Now? Did you not see how terrible they looked in the trailer?

[@zanebrown1728]

THE ONLY THING MICHEL BAY HAS TO DO IS FOCUS ON THE ROBOTS just go to cybertron bay you can do it

[@SenorBurritoJr]

***** he obviously doesn't give a shit about anything in his movies, except of explosions and product placement xD

[@schmx]

Señor Burrito Jr. and racist jokes

[@SenorBurritoJr]

Mateo Acioli yup, kinda forgot about that one xD

[@viksaggu9085]

zane brown and blow it up again!

[@zekehd2093]

zane brown and sexy ladies

[@girlsocksfinder]

His left eye is a bit reddish...

[@loyalcompanion2104]

Cos the movie sucked so much

[@sizzlechestmcmurphy4365]

Obviously from Michael Bay's "money shot"...

[@jakisz]

So, little to no hope for TMNT, sounds about right.

[@mattman5791]

Was there ever hope lol

[@superspy6]

matt man There was hope when we found out that the guy playing Shredder isnt the guy playing Shredder

[@mattman5791]

LOL I don't have hope for anything Michael bay has a hand in anymore.

[@superspy6]

matt man Oh me neither, but when i saw the news I thought "Maybe there will be a silver lining in this storm cloud"

[@BlueMega]

Seriously. But at least Michael Bay isn't directing TMNT, so there's still a sliver of hope.

[@RandomPanda11]

I'd like to see a transformers movie about the war of cybertron. There's no shitty human actors on cybertron.

[@soyusmaximus7176]

Or you could just play one of the Cybertron games or read some of the comics that take place on Cybertron like Transformers: Autocracy

[@ct3gct3g]

Unshaved Stuff That's not by Michael Bay.

[@RandomPanda11]

Step 1. Sacrifice Michael Bay

[@EricCarter12]

That's what everyone thought this movie was going to be. I would really like that to be the next movie as I think it could cause for a unique perspective and telling of story and it would be different. It would change the way people talk about the movies as it would be that much of a departure from the current format.

[@karasutenka]

here's the problem, as long as Bay is at the controls, we all know that he's going to find some bullshit excuse to shoehorn in at least a couple human characters and force us to watch them instead of the giant robot war in the background. Because, pht, we didn't come to a Transformers movie to see TRANSFORMERS am I right? That would just be inconceivable.

[@Hola-tq4pg]

My rate Transformers: 7/10 ROTF: 4/10 DOTM: 6/10 (i liked, sorry) AOE: 3/10

[@gurjindersingh3843]

I actually like ROTF

[@neeeee8525]

All 2/10

[@KungFuGrievous]

You are suck at rating a movie

[@Person-ex4bx]

Yondaime Axel you are suck at grammar

[@Neo-rm3sy]

DOTM is the best one imo.

[@BoardWalkToke]

Finally watched this movie today expecting it to not be that bad. Holy cow shit fermented in a humidifier for 2 months and fed to a baby. I have not been so annoyed, confused, and bored from watching a movie in a long time. I stopped watching it after the bud light scene with mark.

[@kingslayerx1716]

I found that scene funny lol

[@Zenobiwan]

This movie was so bad it gave Jeremy pink eye... what? no'one else notice it?

[@oliviawilliams6204]

yes i did wondered about that too

[@1dontknowme1]

I was waiting for someone to point that out and make that joke.

[@bretthicksomega]

Oh fuck... now thats all I can see....

[@Raslezak]

Nope, I saw that.

[@adamaranda18]

Michael Bay probably farted on his pillow after this rating

[@TiagoAMGomes]

I don't get why people say this is a bad review. - He clearly says that if you like the other Transformers, you'll like this one. - He says that the characters, story and writing are bad, which is true - And he gave his opinion, which is what reviews are all about. PS: The fact that I have to turn off my brain in order to enjoy a movie is not a good thing. I understand if you like this movie, but as a guilty pleasure.

[@FullchanAnon]

It's just people going "STOP DISLIKING WHAT I LIKE! YOUR OPINION A SHIT" You know, Transformers targeted audience. Theres a difference between liking shit and saying shit is good.

[@AmirulSyakir]

Joshua Taboso Well Said ...

[@crdude806]

cause hes trying WAY TO HARD to hate this movie..obviously a lie when he said I went into this movie wanting to like it.. then QQ's about every Single thing from the movie for 6:06 . Almost like he coulda stared in the movie...but didnt get the spot...and now hes SUPER butt hurt about it

[@FullchanAnon]

rub ber Trying way to- WHAT? You can go into a movie wanting it to be a good movie, but be dissapointed by the results you get! How is this hard to comprehend? You want proof? Exhibit A - The Last Airbender. Fans WANTED that shit pile to be good and came out enraged and grumbling. Your ramblings don't even have an ounce of logic behind it.

[@InsanityMan]

this is the reason why i loved godzilla it was a breath of fresh air from all of micheal bay's fucking bullshit

[@DjangoFett33]

totally agree!

[@moviegoer7867]

True

[@jpmthemonk]

But seriously, Godzilla was pretty much dog shit too.

[@InsanityMan]

i thought it was great but hey if you hate i don't care your opinion bud i'm not gonna go "OH MY GOD YOU SUCK FOR HATING GODZILLA!!!!!111!1" unlike most people on the internet

[@jpmthemonk]

Insanity Man Props to you mate. The only reason I hated it (shoulda' said "IMO") is because the characters were so weak and the story was just meandering - inconsequential. I loved the restrained and cinematic effects though, so in that sense, I suppose we agree.

[@KennethEspericueta340]

all Transformers movies rating in my opinion Transformers:Liked it Revange of the Fallen:Guilty Pleassure Dark of The Moon:Loved it Age of Extintion: i rather see TMNT (2014)

[@themarveldcfan3463]

My ratings Transformers: A Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: WTF Transformers: Dark of the Moon: A Transformers: Age of Extinction: 😑

[@TheRealdealdude2]

+RF Commander Alec Mason I agree!

[@CarlTownsend24293]

New plan for a new film. Step 1: Wait at least a decade before releasing a new one until the taint disappears Step 2: Set it on Cybertron Step 3: No humans Step 4: Give it a badass synthwave soundtrack Step 5: Create well developed characters that we'd actually care about. Step 6: Don't go overboard with the special effects, keep it respectful and polished.

[@Saicofake]

CGI budget will be through the roof. Not saying that I dont want to see more of Transformers, but budgets can be a bitch.

[@wolfman8325]

Step 6: Don't go overboard with the special effects, keep it respectful and polished But a transformers movie set entirely on Cybertron with only Transformers in it would have to be almost entirely CG. Or completely animated.

[@michaelaphtspandi2317]

Step 7. Get new director.

[@wv74]

the only thing michael bay happened to polish was his dick

[@MrTitmeister]

Jericho Swain do you realize how much money these films have racked in.... there's no excuse

[@KainPrime]

Welp, now we got Marky Mark and the Metal Bunch. And apparently the Drift autobot got cast as Shredder in TMNT.

[@Foxdie-cy6du]

I actually thought they cast megatron in that film

[@viewtifulmorannp6185]

Foxdie2014 Its Galvatron and hes supposed to be an updated Megatron but surprise! He doesnt have any relation with Megatron in this movie.

[@Foxdie-cy6du]

You do know I was poking fun at tmnt like kainzoras prime was right?

[@viewtifulmorannp6185]

Foxdie2014 Ehhh....no.

[@norubber4074]

Megatron died

[@thewolverine9062]

T1: GREAT T2: Shit T3: Good T4: Acceptable

[@dfirns8939]

The first one was moderately okay. Everything since then has been the cinematic equivalent of colon cancer.

[@EATeezey]

I feel like I'm the only one on earth who liked RotF...

[@zacharyfindley7894]

agreed

[@bricebridges3814]

I thought these were the Terminator movies for a second

[@kjthagawd5697]

Tf 1- A- Tf 2- F------ Tf 3- B- Tf 4- C 3 was my favorite ☺

[@pleasenorpgs]

Kelvin Slade then why does 1 have the best rating

[@etgohome1343]

Chris Stuckmann logic: A Grade doesn't always mean level of enjoyment.

[@torresjosue98]

Kelvin Slade Same

[@timothyortez6133]

Kelvin Slade same

[@RobsRemixes]

This movie is so bad that even Jeremy's left eye tried to commit suicide

[@danielsims247]

Sooo is this movie really that bad

[@battleroyale1056]

Oh yeah, it's really bad!!!

[@LediAlucard]

nope

[@danielsims247]

Well I'm not gonna be surprised if it is because the trailers made it look like shit, but I just have one question, how the hell is michael bay being paid to direct all these transformers movies he is almost as bad as m night

[@danielsims247]

@angel a acevedo yo believe me dude, I'm a future screen writer in the making I know all to well about how today they are promoting these shitty movies just to make money off suckers. Waisted my money on so much, like recently with that 300 2 I really hope they don't ruin the rocks career with that hercules movie but I know they are smh but yeah the first transformers was ok it felt like they were going to progress upwards positively but it was the exact opposite its a shame I'm a lil too young to know the old cartoon transformers, but I definitely feel you, and all man look out tmnt the new movie I bet michael bay is going to make that all about megan fox and show the turtles for like 15 min smh that movies going to be shit but the guardians of the galaxy that looks promising

[@ServantOfPriss]

It was kinda disappointing.

[@niallcampbell2487]

I actually didn't mind this movie tbh I feel like the internet made it seem worse than it is I honestly didn't mind it

[@loyalcompanion2104]

It sucked

[@artsimson272]

I loved the first movie, being a long time fan of transformers. I liked the second movie, it was pretty good. The 3rd movie I felt was so stretched out and it seemed like they tried sooo damn bad but...Meh And the 4th one...Yeah...Complete carbage, they didn't even try

[@niallcampbell2487]

I grew up watching transformers and I just didn't have much if a problem with this movie I just thought it was fine

[@jakemf1]

No I am sorry this was not a good movie and that had nothing to do with the Internet because someone likes something does not make it good!

[@KyleStoughton]

Seems like you're really having to reassure yourself there

[@shashanklaur507]

I watch Transformers just for Optimus Prime.

[@yoshidinono8095]

Then you are a fool.

[@kingslayerx1716]

@@yoshidinono8095 how?

[@Cassandra6]

The sad thing is that even though these movies are SHIT people still throw money at them so the cycle of shit continues and before you know it hello shitty transformers 5 /sigh

[@padrick5993]

People have different feelings and opinions

[@johnnyboy513]

There will be announcement of an 8th just the moment you turn your eye :(

[@JohnnyAguirreTV]

***** Every film is subjective. If one person loves a certain film, even if many other people dislike it (or even if they loved it too), let the person be. Whether or not you should like a film shouldn't be based on what the majority of people and/or critic's think. It should be based on what you personally think of the film, regardless of what others think.

[@KainPrime]

Just like Resident Evil "movies".

[@Cassandra6]

Johnny Aguirre TV What frustrates me about people flocking to these types of films is that Hollywood listens to money. When these shitty movies that require you to turn off your brain to enjoy make a lot of money then hollywood churns out more of the same and instead of more interesting, different, smart movies we get these godawful blockbusters that feature a hot chick and explosions with no depth because they make more money and as I said the cycle of shit continues...

[@GoldenGyroBalls]

Oh God, if Chris and Jeremy hate it, I can only imagine what Mark Kermode thinks of this......

[@kenchun24]

Kermode will probably die, based off of his equally hilarious Dark Of The Moon review from 2011.

[@GoldenGyroBalls]

***** Chris Stuckmann. He's kind of like Jeremy, but he takes a more analytical approach to movies. Check him out if you get the chance.

[@kenchun24]

***** Chris Stuckmann, Jeremy Jahns and The Schmoes Know crew (from my local residence of SoCal) have all done videos together on movie reviews. A solid trifecta that I support. Mark Kermode and Simon Mayo from the UK are also a good movie review crew. I enjoy their weekly podcast, and Mark has a classic "Dark Of The Moon" review/rant on the Kermode and Mayo YT channel.

[@bmandrake01]

I bet the guys in schmoeville HATE this movie.... That will be the thrid strike. 3 strikes and you are out!

[@christscrackers647]

This is one of my favorite JeremyJahns reviews. I used to be able to quote this entire review word for word back in the day. It was that hilarious to me. XD

[@bighand1530]

Lol.

[@LaserPigeon]

What we all would love is a shot-for-shot remake of the 1986 Transformers movie. You know you want it.

[@Malik67627]

But we dont

[@RussoolMishir]

Bionic Potato I don't, I can't stand that G1 crap.

[@Malik67627]

Yeah that movie makes these bay movies look good that shit was whack

[@LaserPigeon]

Malik Parks Russool Mishir You disgust me.

[@Malik67627]

Bionic Potato I watched it and tbh I for some reason cried at the end because of "the touch" even though I didn't really like the movie or watch any of the episodes after I had nostalgia and I've only watched 12 original episodes I'm a 2001 kid you are blinded by nostalgia if what happened in that movie happened in 2012 you would have been pissed

[@FilmMaker16]

… So…. No spoiler review, then?...

[@thegroove14]

If you've seen any of the Transformers movies, you know the basic plot.

[@FilmMaker16]

***** Yes, I know. It was a joke.

[@tjjordan4207]

The only spoiler we need is that this movie is worse than Transformers 2. I mean seriously, the story makes no sense.

[@rehsup]

Boom !!!, Boom !!!, Boom !!!, Boom !!!, Boom !!! xD

[@retsamecar7074]

Ratselttab Wow man u spoiled the movie already... next time put some spoiler alert..

[@TheVGC]

Listen up people because I am only going to explain this once. There is a difference between Liking a movie, and a movie being good. You can like Trans4mers, but you cannot say it was a good movie. The average people views a movie subjectively but your personal perception of a movie does not matter because there is objective rules of filmmaking. Michael Bay tends to ignore the because Traditional film making doesnt make big bucks, because of the advent of blockbusters. When people like Jeremy get upset about movies like this, its because you can EASILY have a fun entertaining movie that ACTUALLY has good writing, a great story, purposeful action, and emotional characters. Movies do not need to be 1 dimensional. This is why i REFUSE to pay for garbage like this, because I know its possible to have a movie that has good film structure, and is fun for to watch. A good example of a fun movie that had a solid story would be Captain America 2, Or Godzilla

[@TheVGC]

Hell an even better example would e Edge of Tomorrow. Go see that instead.

[@gearschamp2]

"you cannot say it was a good movie" Says who?.....There's this little thing called an Opininon which a lot of critics like you keep getting riled up at people who actually enjoyed the movie for what it was.

[@TheVGC]

Jrocy247 Apparently you cannot read. Just because you like a movie doesnt make it good. Your subjective opinion is fine, However when people ask about the overarching quality of a film subjectivity is mute. There is objective rules that comes to filmmaking. When you dont follow the rules, or execute them poorly then your film suffers. Sure people will be subjective, but the rules by which critics judge do not change.

[@thaister88]

TheDufase19089 the hell are you smoking dude?? if i like the movie yes it does make the movie good TO ME... fucking idiot .... if i like a cheese burger .. yes that makes it good to me.. damn you stupid think about what i just said before you go and expose your stupidity for the second time

[@TheVGC]

historyskyz Again i guess you people cannot read. Just because YOU like it and think its good. DOES NOT MEAN ITS GOOD! When you look at films OBJECTIVELY there is a set of rules to follow that determine if it is OBJECTIVELY Good. No one cares about what your opinion is. Because everyone is different. When someone asks is the movie good, they expect to be given an objective answer. Granted there are some exceptions. You and your close friends may understand each other and agree when speaking subjectively but when you talk to someone who does not know your likes or dislikes, you MUST speak objectively. That is a standard that everyone is familiar with.

[@herosam1390]

The runtime of this movie is 2 hrs and 45 mins.

[@uscman]

HEROSAM12 It felt like it was 3 hours long

[@herosam1390]

Here's the recipe for making "Transformers: Age of Extinction" First, you take the movie "Titanic", then you put a big pile of shit on it, then you sprinkle on some robots. After that, you put Micheal Bay on top. You don't want to much, so you cut it down to 2hrs and 45min and then boom, there's the massive pile of shit they call "Transformers: Age of Extinction".

[@MaydB0pper]

Oh god, there is going to be TWO MORE Transformers films... God help us all.

[@Quillever]

***** I feel like these could be decent action movies if the humans were taken out of the equation.

[@cornonthecob4710]

Blade Rids HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TWO??!!! TWO????!!!!! More like 20 at least. It's fucking Hasbro Studios. They milk the sh*t out of all of their products. Some upcoming movies: -Ouija 2 -Beyblade (yup, really) -G.I. Joe 3 -Tonka -Magic: The Gathering -Play-Doh -Monopoly -Hungry Hungry F***IN Hippos -Jem and the Holograms -My Little Pony In my opinion, Hasbro Film Studios is no better than Asylum.

[@thelucarionite3783]

Not only that, but there's gonna be a cinematic universe of this shit

[@Dino23968]

Transformers 5 will be written by the guy who wrote the script for Batman & Robin.

[@MRauTObt]

Yeah they also got the writer of the Walking Dead and some other good writers.

[@usernameXunavailabl3]

Michael Bay didn't disappoint anyone cause everyone with a brain was expecting this movie to suck...

[@peteachu9000]

I called it months ago that this would be awful, I mean even TMNT looks better than TF4. I got a lot of hate saying that months ago but hey.

[@usernameXunavailabl3]

peteachu9000 The last 2 movies have been pure shit. It was no surprise that this one was going to be pure shit as well...

[@peteachu9000]

***** Exactly. Although I will defend TF4 a tiny bit, at least its still better than TF2 xD. I give it that much.

[@megatrondecepticon2]

***** 2 and 3 had bad acting from the humans. if you went to those movies for the Transformers though, the visuals were outstanding and never dissaointing. (excluding jar jar and binks)

[@beestplayer4444]

3 was okay

[@lpboy96]

You know i really liked this movie, and that surprises me. After seeing this movie i went in to watch this expecting to get bored and probably end up walking out. But i actually enjoyed this installment. I thought Mark Walhberg and that KSI head guy did really good jobs and the action scenes were some of the best from the series. Could it have been shorter? Yes, Were some of the plot lines unnecessary? Yes, but overall i came out positive. Really prefer the Shia Labeouf-Megan fox duo from the first 2. Hopefully they make a comeback.

[@lpboy96]

*After seeing this review*

[@aidan2502]

I couldn't agree more. But then again I'm a 12 year old kid sooooooooo. I thought personally it was freaking awesome

[@lpboy96]

Lol I remember I was about 11 years old when I saw the first transformers and I really enjoyed it too. If you like action then this is the perfect movie

[@aidan2502]

It is I mean there's god damn Dinobots!!!!!!! I just hate hearing all the criticism about it. For me its my favourite movie probably because its better than Dark of the Moon ( my last favourite movie ). But at least there's someone that doesn't freaking flip out because its not like the goddamn Dark Knight Trilogy ( which is also freaking awesome)

[@aninjathtpwndu]

You're probably just a mid to late teenage kid who sees a hot chick and explosions and is satisfied. It's plot, characters, and anything that makes a movie good weren't in this. It was shit.

[@brucewayne3927]

Transformers- Good time if Drunk Revenge of the Fallen- Dogshit Dark of the Moon- Tminus 15 minutes Age of Extinction- Dogshit

[@thevagabond1314]

I would've given the first one a good time no alcohol required

[@rileyfreeman7122]

A more accurate rating would be Transformers- Dogshit Revenge of The Fallen- Dogshit Dark of The Moon- Dogshit Age of Extinction- Vortex of Nothing

[@Outlaw8908]

Only difference from mine is Dark of the Moon is dogshit

[@sethcoleman2906]

+Bruce Wayne it seems the first one was the best

[@MinneappleTwinkies]

Bruce Wayne The Last Knight- Why bother?

[@notoriousrjg9257]

"Every time she talked I felt like throwing 4.99 a minute at the screen" Fucking died

[@RogueScholarBlue]

What I continuously fail to understand is why the (*bleep*) Bay consistently ignores the formulae that made Transformers so endearing and iconic for the last 30 something years, e.g. the original Transformers and keeping the focus on said Transformers. It's like he keeps trying to convince himself that people will care more for the Human characters than the Autobots and Decepticons and, well, no! The humans have always been a supporting element when they've been an element at all. I've said it before but, even though it's unlikely, I hope this movie tanks. I really, really, really do. I want Bay and, more importantly, the studio to see that you can't keep shitting on a beloved intellectual property by letting some egotistical pretentious and tasteless explosion boner having director jizz his wet dreams all over it just because mindless drones threw money at the first few films. Yeah you might make some cash but, in the end, you'll kill interest in said IP where films are concerned. It sets a horrible trend for other classic properties yet to come to screen or be done well. Growing up in the 80s I've watched them destroy almost every classic series. It's just...disappointing.

[@alfstolenable]

Someone gets it

[@soyusmaximus7176]

Worse yet, it's scaring away potential fans who will all think the Transformers franchise is like Bay's universe.

[@fabiansaldana3568]

You mean 30 years of commercials to sell toys? Because that is all transformers franchise is and nothing more.

[@Arthus850]

Come on. You know the movie won't tank. If there's one thing Bay is good at, it's getting the viewers. He even gets those who swore off his movies to somehow come back despite being let down three times prior.

[@jeffdaman6969]

Not necessarily. Bay isn't directing tmnt so there's that. Also, the last trailer gave me hope.

[@WiiamGamer55]

I got piss when they killed Ratchet!

[@AWESOMETU]

Ikr

[@JamieSomers1]

I got pissed when they killed jazz...YEH thats right... in the first movie. I STILL REMEMBER XD

[@davianjohnson9917]

I was about to walk out the movie when they killed iron hide.

[@CellthePhone]

Are u guys kidding me? fuck autobots i almost about walked out when sam stuck that cube in Megatron and when blackout got soloed by that bull shit marine guy lol.

[@TheBlackLodger]

But he didn't do much. In TF Prime, he's a much bigger and very important character, besides, he couldn't even fix Bee's voicebox.

[@FastCarsNoRules220]

"2 and a half hours of Michael Bay going MMMMMMMM DUUUURRRRHHHHH!" "Shut up, it's not GAAAAAAAYYYY!" This shit had me rolling 😂

[@rickdinson835]

You know how they always play a Linkin Park song at the end of a Transformers movie(except for this one), they should have played Burn it Down to symbolise what Michael Bay has done to Transformers.

[@thecrimsonwell1152]

Rick Dinson I think battle cry is pretty good in my opinion.

[@millygribben5267]

That "super hot chick" is like 18 which makes my skin crawl Michael Bay is such a creep

[@zachdeleon4784]

At least she is 18 now lol

[@millygribben5267]

Zach Deleon well that's probably exactly what Bay thinks ;)

[@AlexGarcia-ow1gc]

+milly gribben Actually, Michael Bay is a future registered sex offender. By the way, I'm from the future! :)

[@jameswilliams-of3mv]

..bay has always been a pervert lol..and a shallow clueless sexist pig

[@IamFirtyDucker]

Yeah but when was she cast. She could of been 17 when she was or was she on his radar before that. Questions.

[@GeahkBurchill]

Reading the comments I see there is *no* *hope* for the next generation. Standards have simply fallen as low as they can and the younger generation is simply happy to lap up pee from the truck stop bathroom. You kids need to watch the original RoboCop or Ghostbusters or Alien. Give yourself a baseline of what good sci-fi movies can be before slobbering all over Michael Bay's distended anus for scraps of whatever drops out.

[@Arthus850]

Knowing what their standards are, if they do watch the original robocop or ghostbusters or alien, they would say "not enough explosions or sex. I hate this movie" and the fact that these movies are actually doing better than the actual good stuff out there just shows that the next generation cares nothing for quality.

[@MichaelCollinsFilms]

Dude I freaking love alien. It really is sad though that younger kids would rather watch transformers than classic films which actually seemed to give a crap about their audience's intelligence. I showed my younger brother alien though and it soon became his favorite film. :) There still is a small sliver of hope.

[@tresuremonk]

Okay, who let grandpa on the computer again, haha. Although in all seriousness, chill buddy, people have different tastes. Not all movies can be Alien or Robocop, so why cant people turn of their brains, have fun and enjoy a summer flick.

[@GeahkBurchill]

*off. "why cant people turn *OFF* their brains" is what you meant. Why you would want that I cannot fathom.

[@Lucols4]

you forgot blade runner, best sci-fi movie ever

[@Whitmore_17]

Transformers- blu ray Fallen- Drunk Dark of the moon- blu Ray Extinction- Dog Shit

[@evanritchey885]

Fallen is dog shit too

[@ProtestantsRUs]

+Evan Ritchey no, it's not. 2 and 4 are in completely different boats.

[@ProtestantsRUs]

Holden Skeels worse that dogshit?

[@ProtestantsRUs]

Holden Skeels "worse that dogshit"? You sure about that?

[@somemysteriousguy7114]

4:48 "the next movie is not gonna be awesome" well jeremy you predicted the future

[@TheRaginNation]

Your review was freaking hilarious!!! I thorougjly enjoyed that and did a good job of summing it up lol

[@beestplayer4444]

Hi Ragin

[@tonyguitarselfhelp1403]

Hey, Alex !!! Don't mind him, just screw the critics, the movie's awesome, but he gave a dogshit rating

[@trimodic1691]

RAGIN NATION YOUR MY TRANSFORMERS REVIEW IDOL ( not on the toys) BUT ON FACTS FOR MOVIES AND STUFF! FUCK JEREMYJAHNS HE DOESN'T KNOW A FUCKING GOOD MOVIE WHEN YOU FUCKING SEE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@tonyguitarselfhelp1403]

Trimodic G wow bro !!! I loved ur comments !!!

[@trimodic1691]

Thanks I'm so tierd of these fucking critics giving this boss ass movie a fucking crappy rating! Reason why they do is because they aren't fucking Transformers fans and don't fucking know about Transformers (I yi yi I need to stop swearing so much! LOL LOL LOL LOL!

[@solitary2]

This film is so good, how can you say all this? I think this is 9/10 and the second best transformers film

[@SamaritanPrime]

***** Nah. He said second-best. THAT'S how you know he wasn't snorting.

[@HeistEverything]

***** All of the live-action Transformers films have been great so far.

[@HeistEverything]

***** All of the live-action Transformers films have been great so far.

[@insidemymindinc]

HeistEverything NO. 5 words Transformers Revenge Of The Fallen.

[@flametail23]

I saw this film, keep in mind I like 1 and 3 and I didn't like this one. It was messy, not funny, ruined Galvatron and ruined the Dinobots.

[@landonwilson1837]

You have to admit, that part when Optimus rode a dino-robot-thing into battle was pretty badass.

[@THEK1NGSCLAN]

Errrm that's how he was in the animated series.

[@MrFLCL713]

No, just no

[@Hawkwinter01]

Feel like I have to comment, even though this comment is old as dirt. Grimlock would NEVER allow himself to be ridden. I hated Optimus riding him.

[@user-ro6bt4fy2t]

"Shut up its not gay!" -hilarious

[@RNLee]

There goes all hope of TMNT being a decent movie, down the drain.

[@dfed324]

The difference between them though is that Bay isn't the director.

[@CerberusKnox]

As if there was any hope to begin with. TMNT had its time, just like Transformers had its time. Maybe we should let the old franchises stay dead and come up with new ideas once in a while? But no, filmmakers like Bay just sit around and make money by turning a classic series into boring, lifeless action schlock.

[@robertwild9447]

dfed324 Yes, because the director of Texas chainsaw massacre the beginning and Battle: LA is SUCH an improvement...

[@kianmokler7182]

Wild Koffing i'm not saying TMNT will be brilliant im just going to say that u should give it a chance because its not directed by michael bay its just produced by him thats why its got a crappy cast because he chose the cast ( megan foxx ) but the director jonathan liebesman who is directing this new TMNT movie has done crappy movies before also but he did say in an interview recently he has put as much effort as he can into making the film so he will not dissapoint fanboys hopefully

[@pizziola808]

CerberusKnox well niether of them were dead, they had cartoons and toys being produces before their god awful films and still have them being made now. So tmnt definitely is not dead, nor transformers.

[@Scottie33Pippen]

This review was identical to how I felt about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. That movie scared me off seeing anything Transformers-related or anything with Michael Bay's name attached to it.

[@neilgalivan3179]

Same here. Except I can watch the big dumb action scenes, but fuck everything else.

[@shirophoenix01]

Did the same for me and I am dreading the moment TMNT comes out cause the trailers look shitty as hell -_- He has indeed ruined my childhood.

[@jacksonwojnowski4535]

shirophoenix01 Yeah...the turtles look like Body Builders on drugs with a lot of make up.........

[@KingNazaru]

Just watch Transformers Prime. That show is awesome.

[@FanSeitz]

They only good part in this movie is when Stanley Tucci says, "How do you say get the fuck out of the way in Chinese?"

[@PsychoticSmith]

This movie could have at least been bad in a good way but it wasn't even that. It made me want to rub sand in my eyes after watching it.

[@MagicianFlip69]

Casey Smith Cool. Can you make a You Tube video doing that. Id love to see it?

[@DannyQuirarte]

This movie was just...ugh

[@basedjonah]

This movie was fucking awesome!!!

[@DannyQuirarte]

***** no, it really wasn't.

[@basedjonah]

Vegito Quirarte HOW?!?! Intense action, great acting, incredible soundtrack, and se fucking awesome camera angles!

[@DannyQuirarte]

***** nothing in this movie was intense. The acting sucked except some actors. The movie was cheesy. I don't even remember the soundtrack. There was no plot just explosions and not even good fights. I was excited for the dinobots. But they were just there for a little while so that optimus prime can ride them. Its retarded.

[@basedjonah]

Vegito Quirarte You're telling me you didn't flip shit when Optimus and Lockdown were fighting for the last time?

[@The7thDraconian]

I am so sick of Michael Bay and the fact that we are never gonna get a descent live action Transformers movie in the next decade or so because Hasbro knows Bay is just gonna keep printing them money. Fuck it, I'm just gonna write my own Transformers movie. I don't care if I sell it or not it'll give me something fun to do and it's better than just complaining about it in the comments.

[@arun09345]

Even though i like the live action TF movies, you doing something about something you hate is better than commenting on a reviewers page, so i respect you.

[@SamaritanPrime]

When you're done, can I watch it?

[@BlueHooloovoo]

Just watch 'Transformers Prime' better characters, storylines and battles.

[@THEASSASSIN506]

Someone needs to make a change.org petition to get Micheal Bay off these movie.

[@mikepilkington2156]

honestly if u even make it using original G1 toys i dont care if it looks silly im onboard! my hate for bay is real and anything will be better

[@user-ro6bt4fy2t]

3:46 that line is actually funny compared to the rest of the film! Honestly hilarious

[@abdullahyusof4739]

To all those people bitching about JJ's opinion on this movie, watch the War for Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron trailers and then watch Age of Extinction Those trailers can show you more about the Transformers and their story than any of these movies can(except maybe the first one)

[@gunbuster7074]

+Abdullah Yusof The Cybertron Games were so epic!! My nephew and I still play them when he comes for visits.

[@SamaritanPrime]

+Abdullah Yusof I played both those games once upon a time. No need for movies.

[@greenmilklatte]

I seriously wish there would be movies of those games. SO much better than the movie franchise (plus they're actually canon).

[@SamaritanPrime]

Chris Cartwright If that happened, it should be animated, since both stories take place exclusively on Cybertron.

[@ReeceJCurtis]

dude you understand me

[@theauditor5275]

People say Man of Steel was shit, the Transformers series is shit. I love both of them.

[@balencigamo3050]

Same here fuck him I love transformers

[@xavierfoster8723]

Man of Steel is awesome. Transformers movies are shit. This new one is no exception.

[@CaptIronfoundersson]

TheCovertCamper Really? I wouldn't tell you that you can't like something. I wouldn't say you're stupid for liking something I think is shit. I draw the line when you claim something that is clearly wrong and insane. It may be fun, it may be cool, you may like it, but it isn't the best movie in existence. Even exaggerating for comedic effect it isn't the best movie in existence. Just no.

[@CBLOOM]

TheCovertCamper thank you I'm not the only one I LOVE REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

[@93EEL]

The Auditor If you like them, so be it, everyone has their own opinions right? Just don't expect those films to get good reviews and any sort of awards. Personally, I love Superman but the Man of Steel was a disappointment.

[@Grudgebearer47]

Rainbow Dash cameo was the only good thing in this movie. A cameo for 1 second. It was a complete rehash of the previous movies, the FBI were some of the most incompetent out there (they got owned by a fucking mechanic), serious plot holes involving Sam (I don't like him but honestly at least tell us what happened to him), they screwed with Optimus Prime, Grimlock only appeared for 5 minutes and the new human characters were obnoxious (with the exception of Mark Warlberg). 3/10 (Attack on Hype is better than this).

[@robo5obionicgamer]

Would you rather watch anime crap? Hmmm...

[@Kro-RissaVirus]

***** you instantly assume he is into that just because he mentions Rainbow Dash? That is pathetic.... probably the most ignorant hate comment I have seen all week.... just because one is a fan of the show, does not mean they are into weird ass stuff like that.

[@Kro-RissaVirus]

***** no, you immediately called him a clopper, simply because he mentioned Rainbow Dash....

[@Kro-RissaVirus]

***** which is why you are an ignorant hater

[@Kro-RissaVirus]

***** nope, freedom of speech, first amendment, deal with it

[@darthmeticulous6901]

0:06-0:10 That kills me every time, and good lord this review aged well.

[@Zalaczar90]

Without Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, Jeremy would of never been born.

[@JeremyJahns001]

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[@joshuagundamu]

awfultacular?

[@Gothamite1999]

That's a good one

[@VanguardFencer]

WOW, people are actually defending this cash grab called a movie. Michael Bay never cared for the Transformers franchise people. When he first got the job, he said "I don't want to make a silly, children's toy movie". The movie is full of blatant product placement from Victoria's secret to Oreo-bots to Asian ads. The lower budget and bad CGI makes you wonder if the makers thought "How much shit can we get away with?". Well, they got away with a lot of shit, thanks to you blind fans.

[@robo5obionicgamer]

Are you trolling again? Geez watch your mouth

[@VanguardFencer]

robo5obionicgamer How am I trolling? What I said is true. I just quoted Michael Bay himself and took evidence from the movie itself. Its a soulless, mechanical, assembly line, corporate cash grab thats embarrassed of its source material to the point of just muting the Dinobots.

[@wangruochuan]

Rene' Descartes this is the one movie series that i truly feel like the ads are just too much to handle.....next time, they should shoot the movie in a mall. lets have explosions and products flying all over your face in slo-mo IMAX 3D. there was some time that i really hope they could just kill the human parts. really dont give a shit

[@VanguardFencer]

wangruochuan Yeah. I'm also really tired of the humans. Enough with the teen romance already. Its cliche'. Its boring. It adds nothing to the movie. Its just distracting and pads out the run time.

[@opszanski]

Listen to Descartes, he is a wise man.

[@epicsheepgamer7002]

I have just watched the movie and I have a question: How do you get back lost brain cells?

[@kingslayerx1716]

Your username is literally epicsheepgamer

[@sofiyanali2489]

Drinking Game: Take a shot every time Jeremy said ‘Boom’.

[@Nimby315629]

I still don't get how transformers can be different ethnicity. The Japanese autobot wasn't even a Japanese vehicle.

[@ambroseeng4950]

does it matter?

[@Nimby315629]

ambrose eng well they are aliens from a different planet. The Japanese autobot was clearly a samurai and had a thick Japanese accent. I would understand it if transformers adopted traits from the vehicles that they scan into to, BUT IT WAS A DAMN HELICOPTER

[@Racklent]

I agree a lot man. It had many racial stereotypes

[@TheBlackLodger]

Nimby315629 It had 2 alt modes because it was a triple changer like Blitzwing and Astrotrain from G1.

[@hunterorourke357]

Bugatti is French

[@rickonami]

0:08 Every time i watch Bay's movies, take a bath afterwards.

[@AvastarBin]

Lol

[@TheTattorack]

Yeah.... I'll take up on the practice. Thanks for the tip XD

[@jamesoverby5095]

You know what I do? I avoid Michael Bay movies altogether.

[@HarryPotterkid1700]

***** so no tmnt?

[@LeoSilva-ff6nt]

why the fuck do you even watch them, then?

[@moisesgomez5190]

This is honestly the greatest review you’ve ever done 😂

[@mukhtarilyasu9055]

This movie sucked.

[@LaserPigeon]

mukhtar ilyasu Just noticed?

[@mukhtarilyasu9055]

Bionic Potato Just notice what?

[@LaserPigeon]

mukhtar ilyasu That the movie sucked

[@mukhtarilyasu9055]

Bionic Potato oh ok

[@MrRockamontv]

It actually did suck Transformers 2 was the shit.

[@SlyTF1]

Dude, I don't know what fucking movie you watched, but it seems like we watched two completely different movies. The Cybertronians had more fucking screen time than the humans. And they all each had their own individual, DISTINCTIVE personalities. And the movie had a plot, convoluted as it may be, it had a plot and took from DOTM and set up a sequel damn near perfectly. I don't understand what the fuck more people want from a Transformers movie. I mean, this is the shit fans begged for from the start; badass robots with actual personalities, less humans, and them blowing the fuck out of shit. Hell, Optimus Prime even had character development in this movie. The dude who's supposed to be stern and never wavering, had to deal with his own personal wishes to abandon human kind, and keep himself from just slaughtering as many as he could. Seriously, what the fuck more do people want?

[@pacman5698]

Is Scorn the Spinosaurus in the movie?

[@angelbattler]

Well I'm still gonna see it. I got different opinions. I love the 1st movie, 3rd movie, while not as good, still enjoyable. Yeah, 2nd, sucked, but I rather watched RotF than 'Prometheus.' Sorry if you're a fan of the movie. because of how I feel of the franchise, I don't harp on the movies like so many because of its concept. This is the same reviewer that thinks the Dark Knight was awesome. i couldn't stand that movie. So it'll either be hit or miss. I'm not gonna let some reviewer dictate me wanting to see it. if it's better than the third, then it's a winner in my book

[@stitch2271]

I agree man this is the best one

[@angelbattler]

Jose Rangel if you feel good about it, great. if I find it boring, I won't judge ya for it. I got a strict honor code. But from what I've read. I'm hopeful. Honestly, the movie I'd been worried MOST had been X;men days of future past. And I mean that. That's the problem with people who see it, they think it's gonna be oscar-winning stuff. Guys it's something made to sell toys, a lot of the toys ain't that good. But I don't hate the franchise, I just think its concept since '84 shoulda been better planned out. I don't care if anyone rags on me or thumbs my comment down, that's how I feel. No one is a TRUE fan of anything. We all got preferences. That's what makes us human, right?

[@pacman5698]

So, is Scorn the Spinosaurus in the film? As my favorite dinosaur if he IS in the film, he is the only reason I will see it.

[@Coophack6584]

My Family would rather see this than Xmen DOFP. God I hate my family

[@only1kolby]

I feel sorry for you bro

[@danieldynes9578]

Me too. I hope they learn

[@Theslyfoxfan12345]

I hate your family as well

[@Coophack6584]

I told my family i want a raincheck for the next Xmen. BTW they are going to see it in IMAX >_>

[@GoldenGyroBalls]

You poor, poor soul.

[@Wade_Fucking_Wilson]

Tf1 shit Tf2 shit Tf3 shit Tf4 shit of steel Tf5 upcoming shit Any questions?

[@Wade_Fucking_Wilson]

Mr. McKys Clorox I wish I never watched them ! Especially age of shitxtion it was so painful

[@Ted_Curtis]

I never knew there was a Team Fortress 5

[@MobiusRosa]

Wade Fucking Wilson yeah we're all gonna be dead when valve releases 3 4 and 5

[@Wade_Fucking_Wilson]

Nightblood Plays valve???

[@ratedr2003]

“ shut up it’s not gaaayy”😂🤣🤣

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[@hernandezrandy1078]

''Transformer is the Call of Duty of Movies ''

[@randyh555]

AGREE

[@millionsknives8850]

Quantity > Quality...don't forget EA

[@Sleazy7071]

Nah, that's paranormal activity XD

[@AlfredLister]

Ok this is for all the fanboys claiming that this is a good film. I'm just gonna put this comment here so that you can actually, actively try to defend this piece of shit film. For those that like this film as a guilty pleasure, that's fine. You can like whatever you want to, this included. But anyone who says that this is an actual good movie, please, please PLEASE give me at least 5 solid reasons as to why. I really do want to know why people like it and they have to be GOOD reasons.

[@ambroseeng4950]

1:soundtracks are awsome 2:because they know how to try to make a movie 3:the humor is not that bad,the ones do does not think so must not have good parents(no offense) 4:the action sequences are just more amazing than what you see in real life 5:we are not vulcans like the ones who watch movies

[@AlfredLister]

And time for my reply. 1: The soundtrack is only half decent 2: They may have an idea about how to TRY and make a movie but have no idea how to actually make a decent one (this movie is evidence of that) 3: The humor here is reserved for morons who wouldn't know good comedy if it slapped them in the face (btw when the hell did parents come into a person's comedic tastes?) 4: The action scenes were better in the first Transformers movie and I have seen tons of other movies that have actual REALISTIC action in it that was better than this. 5: That doesn't even make sense. What your basically saying is that you watch movies to brainlessly look at a screen and just be amused by the most uninspired, unoriginal, non-entertaining crap out there. Which is fine if you like that shit. Trouble is, I and a lot of other people need a little bit more to actually be entertained.

[@wolffangfist3674]

ambrose eng I personally like these movies. I don't know why people who say the transformers movies suck when they go and watch the next one that comes out. Don't like it, just stop watching. This is a Transformers film, why would you expect a perfect, polished plot? You watch these movies for the straight up, kick-ass robot fights and the satisfying and beautiful explosions. Everyone is entitled for their opinions, so I will respect that.

[@fredakhmed]

1) Pretty good moral of standing for your family. For a stupid movie like TF- that's just fenomenal, in my opinion, previous didn't even have moral. 2)More likable characters, than previous movies. Even though they're performingwasn't the best, but it was realistic, because in situations like ther, when giant robots kick asses- you won't gonna try to act like Di'Caprio, or some shit. 3)Better visual style and effects. 4)Autobots are not just "FOR TEH JUSTIZZZZ" they are now more like "Ehh, humans are dicks, screw them. But Kade and his family help us, so they are worth to hang out with." 5)Much more Transformerish story is shown-Giant ships, Creators, another races, Dinobots. Not alot time in a movie, but still thanks for more info about transformers universe overall.

[@fredakhmed]

1) Pretty good moral of standing for your family. For a stupid movie like TF- that's just fenomenal, in my opinion, previous didn't even have moral. 2)More likable characters, than previous movies. Even though they're performingwasn't the best, but it was realistic, because in situations like ther, when giant robots kick asses- you won't gonna try to act like Di'Caprio, or some shit. 3)Better visual style and effects. 4)Autobots are not just "FOR TEH JUSTIZZZZ" they are now more like "Ehh, humans are dicks, screw them. But Kade and his family help us, so they are worth to hang out with." 5)Much more Transformerish story is shown-Giant ships, Creators, another races, Dinobots. Not alot time in a movie, but still thanks for more info about transformers universe overall.

[@GM-mm1hp]

i hated it there just milking the fuck out of it

[@farldiemanie8775]

Well, there is a new one coming out

[@krisatris]

+Alexander Rosa more like Disney is about to do the same thing with Star Wars

[@krisatris]

***** I said is about, have you seen their plans for Star Wars? They're basically making one every single year until the end of time.

[@jerrydixon1305]

+Krisatris of god another guy who thinks its cool to crap on things that were famous a while ago

[@themarveldcfan3463]

I went and stayed for about 14 minutes. everyone left EARLY. Still don't know how this trash made over a billion.

[@Dave-gl6jb]

I liked the first one but this series is a joke now, I agree with everything you said. 1. Transformers 8/10 2. Transformers 2 4.5/10 3. Transformers 3 6/10 4. Transformers 4 3.5/10

[@NilasThomsen]

Damn, I was expecting a "Good time if you're drunk" or at least a "T-minus 2 hours". How the hell could they screw up a transformer riding on a dinosaur? Even if it makes no sense, it should at least be awesome. Anyway, I'm looking forward to seeing this on Netflix with RiffTrax commentary in a few years.

[@myfilms999]

Is T-minus or good time if your drunk better? I've never known.

[@coryclendenin1699]

myfilms999 the rankings seems to go: dogshit 6, t-minus 5, alcohol required 4, no alcohol required 3, blu-ray 2, awesometaculur 1.

[@Teeheehee093]

They didn't screw it up. The robots are better than ever in this one. The Autobots have personalities and Lockdown is awesome.

[@NerdyGirl0414]

myfilms999 The rating system goes like this (worst to best) Dog shit T-Minus Good time if you're drunk Good time no alcohol required Buy it on blue-ray Awesometacular

[@diego75]

Yeah just wait for it on FX . At least they will edit the movie to be shorter

[@AllGameNoLife]

I won't lie, I went in expecting to hate it. It....wasn't an abomination. I'm kind of surprised Jeremy, I normally agree with your reviews but this one? I was genuinely surprised. Dogshit? really? You couldn't possibly have fun with it if you were drunk? Or forget about it in 10 minutes? It was complete utter dogshit? It's your opinion man but I think you're being a little harsh, this was easily one of the more decent transformers movies. Granted that's not saying much, but this review made me going in thinking it was going to be A LOT worse. I'd say it is worth the ten bucks to turn your brain off.

[@Got2muchWood]

thank you i was the same, i thought it was going to be so bad, but its ok and one of the better one's

[@Xzibitfreek]

go on metacritics, go on rottentomatos, go on imdb, everybody hates it. he watches movies for a living and you probably dont. this movie is just total crap especially if youve seens omething like pacific rim or godzilla by now and they werent good movies either but transformers is just even way worse

[@mlm52786]

Xzibitfreek awww is that your boyfriend

[@huneylove5]

mathew miller And then KZbin turned into highschool

[@Randomguy1ism]

Xzibitfreek but every fan review I read or heard said: "screw the critics." I agree, we don't need a group of people who point out all the flaws. It wouldn't kill us to watch it. We may come out satisfied despite the bad reviews, or come out like, "well that sucked." To each his own

[@PubsUnited]

I understand if people defend the 1 film possibly to some extent even 2nd and 3rd but this film was absolutely dreadful

[@Cluv22]

"Shut Up! It's not gayyy..." Lmao!

[@chrisokeeffe3895]

God i hope the Turtles survive Michael Bay

[@bencurtin573]

XD

[@chrisokeeffe3895]

doesnt matter, almost everything he touches turns to shit

[@KoopaKidOneMillion]

He's not directing he's producing it but most things he produced sucked

[@empyerful]

They won't. Michael bay needs to stop ruining my child hood.

[@clanwargods]

Oh god... I forgot about TMNT being produced by him.

[@omegasoldier382]

Here's what I want them to do. Have a transformers movie with NO HUMANS WHATSOEVER! Have it take place on Cybertron, you know, where they COME FROM. I know it'd be a better movie because there would be no useless, expendable, and annoying human characters. Just the robots we come to see. Nobody watches these movies for the humans. And this idea that we need human characters to relate to is illogical. Take Lion King for example: NO HUMANS WHATSOEVER. Guess what? It's one of the most loved and remembered films EVER! Why? Because nothing was wasted or thrown in. It all mattered. Don't have characters just to have them. We don't need a character to be human to care about them. The toys in Toy Story 3 were TOYS and yet I felt the fear and sadness as the came close to be incinerated. Why? Proper development and usage of character. They should try it. I know it'd be better.

[@swarmfire275]

Yeah and make then loom more g1 ish

[@swarmfire275]

Jeffrey Cordoba look*

[@hunterhelms1022]

I enjoy the comedy, god I swear some people have no sense of humor

[@zeroskaterz92]

poundtho sorry but Transformers ain't just about giant robots fighting. as much as they're in war between Autobots and Decepticon, they still have a very good character development among them.

[@firstdondiego]

It really just boils down to that Michael Bay is simply using his name to sell movies. The quality of his movies have declined sharply over the years and quite frankly at this point they just simply suck. This guys humor is not funny, he's trying too hard to impress instead of just making a good movie. Everybody I know who saw the movie said it was trash.

[@Thecharliesruiz]

3:41-3:51 most funniest part ever! Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kiraaayisiz7178]

The intro had me laughing on floor

[@Darkness1984]

Well guess im the only one who likes the movie...But then again im a guy with balls in my pants who likes explosions and having fun in the cinema.

[@11Rico96]

And you are also a guy with no brain in his head.

[@MrChampton84]

Good man! I love the Transformers movies (even if Revenge Of The Fallen is mostly shit). I have Transformers in my Blu-ray collection and I also have tons of critically acclaimed movies. If you like a movie, you like it. Simple. Wannabe critics all have to hate on Bay or they'll be outed by the community . I bet Jeremy loved it really. He loved it so much, it burst a blood vessel in his eye but he ain't gonna say that

[@Destructode]

11Rico96 That actually wouldn't be possible because he wouldn't be alive, therefore rendering your comment invalid.

[@CloudStrafeff7]

***** Aren't you just the fucking genius

[@MrChampton84]

He loved it really, Danny, trust me. Nah, I'm just rantin'. I just wanted this film to be sooo good and it seems it ain't. I think I may be a Transformers fanboy.....Dear God

[@mickdanger1434]

Did anyone else watching it think that it was just a one big fucking advertisement? Seriously, every action scene had a brand name of some sort blowing up. Ex: Oreo robot, Victoria secret bus.

[@ambroseeng4950]

what do you expect.a world with no brands?

[@mintsiez]

thats the same thought i had about the first one it was just one big advertisement for the new Camaro

[@mickdanger1434]

ambrose eng You're missing the picture, I have no problem with brands, but this movie literally threw brand names out at you, and it was very obvious.

[@brendan5524]

That fucking Beats Pill ad was awful

[@ambroseeng4950]

jemaine so what if they throw it at you? does it kill you?

[@nerdygamer4848]

Ah, the review that first introduced me to Jeremy, good memories

[@loyalcompanion2104]

pisses me off so much how this was the highest grossing film of 2014

[@kingslayerx1716]

Uhhhhh..... Ok?