Madame Web - Movie Review

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Jeremy Jahns

Jeremy Jahns

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@JeremyJahns
@JeremyJahns 11 ай бұрын
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@matodion
@matodion 11 ай бұрын
I bet you love The Marvels now uh?
@ace0135
@ace0135 11 ай бұрын
Man was channeling his inner Jim Carrey with that “Hot Garbage” delivery
@ZafoolTV
@ZafoolTV 11 ай бұрын
Tahar Rahim started in one of the best french movie, "A Prophet" (Un Prophète in french). Watch it and I garantuee you'll want to review it
@Alex_Logan22
@Alex_Logan22 11 ай бұрын
No mention of multiverse? Hard to believe.
@captainanopheles4307
@captainanopheles4307 11 ай бұрын
Fuck me, a minute of insincere promo in an 8 minute video. You don't need all the money.
@evanniseventy702
@evanniseventy702 11 ай бұрын
Is it weird I look more forward to a review of Madam Web than the actual movie itself?
@brendangibson926
@brendangibson926 11 ай бұрын
Not at all I think most of us feel that way. It's intriguing to know what people are gonna say about this movie
@autolosss
@autolosss 11 ай бұрын
Not at all. Sony made some of the blandest marketing for this film which is saying a lot for them.
@brendangibson926
@brendangibson926 11 ай бұрын
@autolosss8520 yeah the marketing was awful. The only reason anyone is going to see this movie is for Sydney sweeney or dakota Johnson
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 11 ай бұрын
And then the pitch meeting
@petethehawk5186
@petethehawk5186 11 ай бұрын
Exactly who was actually looking forward to this crap?
@moondawwg
@moondawwg 11 ай бұрын
5:04 Jeremy: as for the villain... * a picture of Jeremy in a tuxedo appears *
@Meechkenzo2212
@Meechkenzo2212 11 ай бұрын
Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that 😭
@mightywizard7475
@mightywizard7475 11 ай бұрын
How did Jeremy not realize that he's in the movie?
@heeeeeresrossy
@heeeeeresrossy 11 ай бұрын
Was really hoping he would comment on the obvious likeness 🤣😂
@Peeps7468
@Peeps7468 11 ай бұрын
I thought Jeremy was joking and inserted a picture of himself 😂
@ammolator
@ammolator 11 ай бұрын
lmaoooo
@codybischoff1010
@codybischoff1010 11 ай бұрын
I felt that “Hot garbage” quote deep in my soul
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 11 ай бұрын
It gave me life
@ardent835
@ardent835 11 ай бұрын
I hope the suits at Sony also feel it deep in their soul then we won't get movies like this. I mean seriously the writers of Morbius getting their hands on another project, what were they thinking 😂.
@drthmik
@drthmik 11 ай бұрын
That needs to be clipped and made a meme
@joe74509migo
@joe74509migo 11 ай бұрын
strong Jim Carey vibe on that quote
@trueLuminus
@trueLuminus 11 ай бұрын
Honestly, the "dogshit" quote was quite exquisite.
@aungthuhein007
@aungthuhein007 11 ай бұрын
Chris Stuckmann: I don't wanna talk about it. Jeremy: Dogshit!
@DevilFan669
@DevilFan669 7 ай бұрын
lol 😂 facts!!! Bro 😎
@Erasureeraser
@Erasureeraser 11 ай бұрын
You know a movie is in big trouble when Sony brought back the writing team of Morbius to write the script for Madame Web 😂
@artfire28
@artfire28 11 ай бұрын
They keep rewarding failures instead of unlearning from it. If they work at ROK or JPN, this won't be tolerated.
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 11 ай бұрын
I hope this becomes a big meme like morbius
@hipsterelephant2660
@hipsterelephant2660 11 ай бұрын
I hope not i hope it just becomes forgotten
@neoluthuli3254
@neoluthuli3254 11 ай бұрын
​@artfire28 Been saying the same thing why th f will I hire someone who failed 😢
@MeesdeFilmliefhebber
@MeesdeFilmliefhebber 11 ай бұрын
The motivation is so obvious yet so baffling. Matt and Burk write shitty scripts, but are cheap to hire, therefore Sony lets them write pretty much any movie in whatever the fuck this universe is supposed to be, without any ambition other than profit and embracing the fact that these movies are made fun of rather than appreciated. It is just sad and pathetic.
@jackhealy3328
@jackhealy3328 11 ай бұрын
That 'hot garbage' line had so much Jim Carrey energy behind it.
@jaycoolcontent
@jaycoolcontent 11 ай бұрын
Right lol
@delix787
@delix787 11 ай бұрын
2:30 😂
@manbatmiso
@manbatmiso 11 ай бұрын
I died😂
@necogreendragon
@necogreendragon 11 ай бұрын
It was smoooooaaakkkkiiin.😉
@TheFreshSoundsFlorida
@TheFreshSoundsFlorida 11 ай бұрын
That's exactly who I was thinking about. Lol
@RonellEvans
@RonellEvans 11 ай бұрын
*Jeremys thumbnails always tells you everything you need to know. The actual review is just icing on the cake*
@RoyMust4ng
@RoyMust4ng 11 ай бұрын
I think it was SW Episode IX he put a really happy thumbnail and started the video apologizing for the troll image xD
@thefullmetaltitan9732
@thefullmetaltitan9732 11 ай бұрын
Except for his Rise of Skywalker review. He tricked us with that one.
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 11 ай бұрын
@@RoyMust4ng That was so funny
@RoyMust4ng
@RoyMust4ng 11 ай бұрын
@@LuisSierra42 I remember being so confused about seeing the thumb before watching the movie hahaha
@LuisSierra42
@LuisSierra42 11 ай бұрын
@@thefullmetaltitan9732 your profile picture is pretty epic
@LilMoco
@LilMoco 11 ай бұрын
Jeremy was shot in the movie and didn’t even mention being apart of this film. The definition of humble 🙏
@knowgo411
@knowgo411 11 ай бұрын
Seen another review of this & sore it was Jeremy as the villain!! 😂
@michael-4k4000
@michael-4k4000 11 ай бұрын
Jermey was SHOT? omg is he OK????
@Thunderlips-60602
@Thunderlips-60602 11 ай бұрын
I loved that scene when the villain was like: “How did you know?” and Madame Web responded with: “I checked it on the web”. I had tears in my eyes…
@docsays
@docsays 11 ай бұрын
😆
@michaelohearn6616
@michaelohearn6616 11 ай бұрын
Did that actually happen? My God, that's awful.
@SaviorMachine84
@SaviorMachine84 11 ай бұрын
I'm assuming this is a joke but at the same time, I'm not entirely sure...
@daddybonzi7545
@daddybonzi7545 11 ай бұрын
Surf the Web, Surf the Web!
@maxiguidetti7228
@maxiguidetti7228 11 ай бұрын
@@michaelohearn6616 I expect this is the baseline for the quality of this movie's writing
@purdueswash
@purdueswash 11 ай бұрын
I'll never forget when I saw this movie. I was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.
@dutchvanderlinde4713
@dutchvanderlinde4713 11 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@Garret007
@Garret007 11 ай бұрын
Nice reference!
@jetsurge250
@jetsurge250 11 ай бұрын
They removed the line from the movie :(
@spittinvenom9843
@spittinvenom9843 11 ай бұрын
So much information
@mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317
@mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317 11 ай бұрын
Remind me on "This is Katana" and " We should team up" lines
@dday906
@dday906 11 ай бұрын
It's times like this where I feel bad for Jeremy, yet thankful for him being willing to sit through these kind of movies.
@Bonesawisready926
@Bonesawisready926 11 ай бұрын
At the very least, click on that NordVPN link. That'll help him continue to get sponsors when they see engagement so he's getting some money from having to sit through this trash heap of a film.
@Kb-xq2ry
@Kb-xq2ry 11 ай бұрын
You go to work every day probably doing something you hate but feel sorry for the guy who makes triple what you make who watches movies for a living
@dday906
@dday906 11 ай бұрын
@@Kb-xq2ry bold of you to assume I'm doing something that I hate for a living. 😂
@accidentalmadness1708
@accidentalmadness1708 11 ай бұрын
@@Kb-xq2ryare you stupid or do you just have no ability to regulate your emotions?
@BeastBQ
@BeastBQ 11 ай бұрын
@@Kb-xq2ry shhhh sad human, back to your hole
@fightrudyfight5799
@fightrudyfight5799 11 ай бұрын
Gotta love Jeremy’s honest reviews not like Chris Stuckman’s biased reviews as of him becoming a film producer..
@Halauris
@Halauris 11 ай бұрын
Yeah I had to unsub from him.
@lsimon343
@lsimon343 11 ай бұрын
Oh my God you are so right I’m getting really tired of stuck in in his butt kissing ways. He used to be more honest about his reviews and now he’s just trying not to get canceled when you stop doing what people started watching you for that’s when you really get canceled from within, I unsubbedfrom him too
@everythingisawesome2903
@everythingisawesome2903 11 ай бұрын
Chris "Please, accept me Hollywood elite" Stuckmann. But seriously, the fact he doesn't want to criticise bad movies means he doesn't have any confidence on his own movie, either so he's thinking if his movie turns out to be bad, Hollywood will give him some grace.
@jonascastejon5888
@jonascastejon5888 11 ай бұрын
​@@everythingisawesome2903his whole "I don't want to 'bash' directors and artists" felt hypocritical, he doesn't do it out selfless but rather selfish reasons because he has a vested interest in apparently making it "big" in Hollywood so he doesn't want to "burn bridges" 🤡 All he did was to come across as pathetic apologist for bad filmmaking just to ingratiate himself to people who will never give a crap about him or even know of his existence at all. Like Nerdrotic said, he has no chance of ever rubbing elbows with Hollywood's elite, no matter what.
@travissecrist4693
@travissecrist4693 11 ай бұрын
I unsubscribed him as well. Pretty much as soon as he said he wouldn’t give bad reviews anymore I was done. That’s not being a good critic then and I don’t respect that. If you want to make your film fine but don’t use it as an excuse to clearly try and gain favor for yourself. It was incredibly fake on his part and I was done. Chris is a good guy but he’s not a critic anymore.
@monstermash1571
@monstermash1571 11 ай бұрын
When even Sydney Sweeny in a tight latex Catsuit can't get me to the theateres, something is seriously wrong.
@Bonesawisready926
@Bonesawisready926 11 ай бұрын
You know you can find all her scenes from Euphoria online right?
@Leavekidsalone758
@Leavekidsalone758 11 ай бұрын
She is not pretty in my opinion. I don’t see it 🤷🏻‍♂️
@Sebastian-np7uc
@Sebastian-np7uc 11 ай бұрын
​@@Leavekidsalone758 let me guess its her teeth right?
@SunlightGwyn
@SunlightGwyn 11 ай бұрын
@@Leavekidsalone758 You’re crazy.
@PsychedelicCubee
@PsychedelicCubee 11 ай бұрын
@@Leavekidsalone758it’s okay to be gay bruh
@FalkFlak
@FalkFlak 11 ай бұрын
When she said "Come with me if you want to web" and "hasta la vista, webby" we really felt that nostalgia.
@ChineduOpara
@ChineduOpara 10 ай бұрын
...and then she proceeded to Madam Web all over the place!
@arnoldgarcia9277
@arnoldgarcia9277 9 ай бұрын
​@@ChineduOpara let that corny ass joke die already
@Melchiah28
@Melchiah28 11 ай бұрын
5:18 LOL the Villain looks like a discount Jeremy Jahns.🤣
@lc3670
@lc3670 11 ай бұрын
Was about to say that🤔
@danculbert6349
@danculbert6349 11 ай бұрын
Jeremy Jahns is already a discount Chris Stuckmann
@MariusMooore
@MariusMooore 11 ай бұрын
While Cris Stuckman is a discount Chris Farley
@danculbert6349
@danculbert6349 11 ай бұрын
@@MariusMooore I meant in talent, not appearance
@MariusMooore
@MariusMooore 11 ай бұрын
I meant more of a Matt Foley living in a van down by the river kind of way
@HeartbeatAtTheMovies
@HeartbeatAtTheMovies 11 ай бұрын
I AM SOOOO Glad you pointed out the miscue on the audio. I popped up in the theater looking around, ensuring I was not the only one seeing this. Spot on as usual.
@roodick85
@roodick85 11 ай бұрын
I dunno why his lip sync was so out of sync. It drove me crazy!
@HeartbeatAtTheMovies
@HeartbeatAtTheMovies 11 ай бұрын
so annoying right!? And Sony wants us to take them seriously? Cant do it!@@roodick85
@DubberRucks
@DubberRucks 10 ай бұрын
Yeah that was nuts, I'm used to it when I watch dubbed foreign language films but this was supposed to be... well, I don't know. Maybe I'll decide in a few days what I saw.
@chillpenguin7679
@chillpenguin7679 11 ай бұрын
I still can't believe they actually had Madame Web say "It's webbin' time!"
@armandoarellano9327
@armandoarellano9327 11 ай бұрын
Nooooooo !!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@1and3ll
@1and3ll 11 ай бұрын
They did WHAT!?! 😮
@jokarpinski22
@jokarpinski22 11 ай бұрын
almost want to watch it to confirm this, but NO
@thepraydone6636
@thepraydone6636 11 ай бұрын
And then she webbed all over the place
@MrClassicmetal
@MrClassicmetal 11 ай бұрын
I had tears in my eyes when she said that.
@chomu_png
@chomu_png 11 ай бұрын
5:05 For a single moment I thought that Jeremy was starring in the movie and was trashing on himself. I was immensely confused.
@myoman1977
@myoman1977 11 ай бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@Doomchild2XL
@Doomchild2XL 11 ай бұрын
I laughed pretty hard when the dude basically 80% looked like a dead ringer for Jeremy. 😅
@MrKodachii
@MrKodachii 11 ай бұрын
That side by side had me good. "was he in this? Is he trolling hard?"
@JamesLawner
@JamesLawner 11 ай бұрын
I was gonna comment about this! 🤣
@samzilla567
@samzilla567 11 ай бұрын
That's how you know Jeremy has integrity. He's willing to shit on his own performance in hindsight.
@TimeBucks
@TimeBucks 11 ай бұрын
Clearly you have the comedic timing and understanding of the craft.
@yapabopi4773
@yapabopi4773 11 ай бұрын
Hhh
@TuhinJessore-ck5fi
@TuhinJessore-ck5fi 11 ай бұрын
Well
@mosherefhossain2544
@mosherefhossain2544 11 ай бұрын
Nice
@JGunit
@JGunit 11 ай бұрын
Editing
@morellatovar4151
@morellatovar4151 11 ай бұрын
Bien
@TechProFury
@TechProFury 11 ай бұрын
So nice to have an honest reviewer that has great taste in films
@johnny.V03
@johnny.V03 10 ай бұрын
Unlike Chris Cuckman
@cstumpy51
@cstumpy51 11 ай бұрын
“ They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they *should* ”
@rustyshackleford6035
@rustyshackleford6035 11 ай бұрын
Yeah Night Swim had that same problem 😂
@GISTHEBESTIWONTCHANGEITYOUTUBE
@GISTHEBESTIWONTCHANGEITYOUTUBE 11 ай бұрын
Yeah you know what they say " anyone CAN but that doesn't mean they SHOULD "
@tristanhartup4936
@tristanhartup4936 11 ай бұрын
The one lesson Hollywood can never seem to learn Also, "You read what others had done and you took the next step, you didn't earn the knowledge for yourself, so you don't take any responsibility for it."
@Mark-bc1ej
@Mark-bc1ej 11 ай бұрын
2:35 Jeremy channeling his inner Jim Carrey, I dig it 🤣
@willthebeast8002
@willthebeast8002 11 ай бұрын
I peed a little.
@KeithFraser82
@KeithFraser82 11 ай бұрын
"HOT GAHAHAHARRRRRRRRRBAGE!"
@RudiW1510
@RudiW1510 11 ай бұрын
For a moment I thought he morphed into Carrey, by using an AI filter.
@mattrollins7506
@mattrollins7506 11 ай бұрын
I actually said that out loud when he did that. So good.
@AlexAppleby
@AlexAppleby 11 ай бұрын
I laughed out loud when Jeremy showed the picture of the villain next to his own face. They could be twins!
@dnaglitchgaming6565
@dnaglitchgaming6565 11 ай бұрын
I thought the same shit
@RoseBaggins
@RoseBaggins 11 ай бұрын
Lol, right?? I was wondering if he would mention it!!
@dnaglitchgaming6565
@dnaglitchgaming6565 11 ай бұрын
@@RoseBaggins I thought he would at least cracked a joke about it too, like come on it’s your twin bro!
@Thesavagesouls
@Thesavagesouls 11 ай бұрын
Nice to see a reviewer sticking to his principles and not *stuck* in his duality to do critic movie while still be in the good papers of the big studios.
@LovableCutiess
@LovableCutiess 11 ай бұрын
Fell asleep during Morbius. Looking forward to my nap on this one. Love sleeping in theatters when its cold.
@twowords.1041
@twowords.1041 11 ай бұрын
I slept so amazingly well during Morbius too!!!!!
@kookofo
@kookofo 11 ай бұрын
yo actually though, it’s so comfy. maybe waking up for a minute or two from time to time, bliss
@harunotodoroki
@harunotodoroki 11 ай бұрын
Wow u must be rich to waste money like that
@gumball5024
@gumball5024 11 ай бұрын
@@harunotodorokievery party needs a pooper 🎉🎉🎉
@BloodedHero
@BloodedHero 11 ай бұрын
Lol I'd recommend getting a home there guys..
@bestboy897
@bestboy897 11 ай бұрын
This was one of the funniest Jeremy reviews in a while
@Mushfique13
@Mushfique13 11 ай бұрын
Agreed
@bighand1530
@bighand1530 11 ай бұрын
Yes lol
@keyonrhodes8005
@keyonrhodes8005 11 ай бұрын
6:20 😭
@h.u.n.k493
@h.u.n.k493 11 ай бұрын
2:26 Jeremy pulling out the Jim Carrey impersonation with this one.
@Rywar309
@Rywar309 11 ай бұрын
I watched Liar Liar last night with my dad and immediately thought the same!
@tusharg8452
@tusharg8452 11 ай бұрын
Re-he-he-heally...
@bighand1530
@bighand1530 11 ай бұрын
@@Rywar309 I have yet to see that movie.
@LorenHelgeson
@LorenHelgeson 11 ай бұрын
I thought he nailed it
@00ammy00
@00ammy00 11 ай бұрын
​@@bighand1530 Hilarious movie
@efe_aydal
@efe_aydal 11 ай бұрын
Came back after watching Stuckmann's non-review. Years ago I bet my money on u and u didn't disappoint. A "mainstream" movie critic who's secretly on our side lol.
@вяитмии
@вяитмии 11 ай бұрын
I like how you essentially give us your verdict in the thumbnail but we still come in and watch
@Boncomics
@Boncomics 11 ай бұрын
2:38 LOL Was that a Jim Carrey impression? NAILED IT.
@SlimRhyno
@SlimRhyno 11 ай бұрын
1:46 "Damaged Optimist" actually made me chuckle out loud, and my answer to almost every good movie question is The Princess Bride 😅
@vm1510
@vm1510 11 ай бұрын
U know the movie sucks when the actor that plays the main villain gives a bad review and uploads it to youtube
@rileymachelle4088
@rileymachelle4088 11 ай бұрын
7:57 YES. Please, Jeremy, I need a more of this review in my life
@22freedom33
@22freedom33 11 ай бұрын
5:04 that's just Jeremy Jahns wearing a tuxedo
@gj9157
@gj9157 11 ай бұрын
It is lol
@deet917
@deet917 11 ай бұрын
Please do a spoiler talk on this. Maybe there's a spoiler that will make this worth watching on matinee? Thanks for staying with us all these years Jeremy
@oompie815
@oompie815 11 ай бұрын
Don't waste your hard earned money on this.
@sheadoherty7434
@sheadoherty7434 11 ай бұрын
You only have so many hours in a day. Do not waste any of them on this trash
@BlueCheeseLucci
@BlueCheeseLucci 11 ай бұрын
Just wait for it to streaming if you really want to watch it
@gaydonaldtrump
@gaydonaldtrump 11 ай бұрын
People love hating on something. Thats why velma, the marvels, etc reviews are getting so much views.
@A_YouTube_Commenter
@A_YouTube_Commenter 11 ай бұрын
I fell asleep watching Morbius. I recommend it for the rest.
@micahdewitt5110
@micahdewitt5110 9 ай бұрын
That “hot garbage” quote deserves an Oscar in itself.
@jonathanmartin3767
@jonathanmartin3767 11 ай бұрын
I work at a local theater in a small city of 27,000 people. Opening night, 16 people at the first screening, 0, yes, zero at the second. Theater hold 112 people.
@verskarton
@verskarton 11 ай бұрын
I feel bad for your local theater.
@boom-wu9ux
@boom-wu9ux 11 ай бұрын
Damn it was that bad?😂
@Blondie472
@Blondie472 11 ай бұрын
Bro, you were great as Ezekiel!😂
@mrgrinch13
@mrgrinch13 11 ай бұрын
I felt like they hired Sweeney to get all the guys who've seen her, um, au natural, into the theaters and for little more.
@erikfinkel2717
@erikfinkel2717 11 ай бұрын
Never heard of her
@Eleven984
@Eleven984 11 ай бұрын
​@@erikfinkel2717she is from euphoria a sexy actress.
@erikfinkel2717
@erikfinkel2717 11 ай бұрын
Never heard of euphoria (Yes, I know it's a word and what it means) @@Eleven984
@socialyawkwardandrew7673
@socialyawkwardandrew7673 11 ай бұрын
​​@@Eleven984 She just has big bewbahs
@Chris-gw2xg
@Chris-gw2xg 11 ай бұрын
She is in this movie? Didnt even know that lol
@justicehill6556
@justicehill6556 11 ай бұрын
I loved your performance as Ezekiel Sims. Bright future ahead!
@FOF275
@FOF275 11 ай бұрын
2:58 That song fits so well as time goes by
@SkullRabbit13
@SkullRabbit13 11 ай бұрын
i can honestly say i don't remember seeing any ads for this.... maybe now i know why.
@YoyoMane-ii6nc
@YoyoMane-ii6nc 11 ай бұрын
“I’ll help you I’ll save you but only if I’m getting under paid for it” is hilarious
@micahdewitt5110
@micahdewitt5110 9 ай бұрын
6:33 is how I imagine the pitch meeting for this movie went
@ChrisBrogan
@ChrisBrogan 11 ай бұрын
The "garbage" line was the best. I have to admit: I was secretly hoping you'd just say "no" and shut off the recorder. I do like that you explain out what you wish they'd have done with this. I'm like 3 million years old and when I was 5, I started in on comics. I've been a huge comics fan forever. When 2008 Iron Man came out, I lost my mind with excitement. I've missed the last maybe 5-6 comic movies on purpose, maybe 10. I think I stopped around 2nd Shazam. (Deadpool 3, though).
@Skelovane
@Skelovane 11 ай бұрын
2:30 Jeremy channeling his inner Jim Carrey! 😂
@CleanCT-
@CleanCT- 11 ай бұрын
Gotta say that was a hella smooth way into the ad
@hulkfan97
@hulkfan97 11 ай бұрын
He went to the Brett Cooper school of ad segue
@zacharyneely
@zacharyneely 11 ай бұрын
Lame
@LUCAS420BLZ
@LUCAS420BLZ 11 ай бұрын
Ad what Ad I don't know what you're referring to
@randallmiller3162
@randallmiller3162 11 ай бұрын
I love Jeremy, always honest and no shilling. And that Playstation trophy reference, classic!!!
@kimberlyhughes7281
@kimberlyhughes7281 11 ай бұрын
Wait, What! Jeremy isn’t Spider Guy? It almost feels like Jeremy is roasting himself!
@Gr33nazzan
@Gr33nazzan 11 ай бұрын
Congratulations on your acting debute 🎉🎉
@ravenshrike
@ravenshrike 11 ай бұрын
What's funny about the Raul Julia comparison, if they had kept the comic character design, that of crazed, shoeless, homeless guy in a tattered 3 piece suit, the character would have been the PERFECT vehicle for a theater trained actor to come in and just chew the scenery to bits. But that would have required better writers, casting, and foresight and self reflection on the part of the director.
@thekrazyhatter5063
@thekrazyhatter5063 11 ай бұрын
Which I think that Raul Julia Son would of been a Perfect Spider Jerusalem Which you described spider perfectly
@todesque
@todesque 11 ай бұрын
Stuckmann, this is what a real review looks like.
@Missab4000
@Missab4000 11 ай бұрын
He’s gone downhill since he removed the acoustic outro.
@todesque
@todesque 11 ай бұрын
@@Missab4000 He's gone down hill since he removed his balls.
@spndusk2362
@spndusk2362 11 ай бұрын
Jahns could barely sugarcoat how bad this was and he's shilled before/downplayed how abysmal a film was in the past. Just goes to show people are fed up with how horrible movies are now and they refuse to lie about it unlike some delusional hacks.
@Thedarkknight2244
@Thedarkknight2244 11 ай бұрын
“The Avarage piece of junk is probably more meaningful than (someone’s) criticism detonating itself” - I mean it’s from Ratatouille but the point still stands
@moviereedviews
@moviereedviews 11 ай бұрын
But his video wasn't a review of this movie though. It was using it as an example of bad studio interference...
@davidcarbee8720
@davidcarbee8720 11 ай бұрын
Valentine’s Day tradition, for a while, has been seeing a Blumhouse flick. Since we are sans BH we were going to go with this one. Still love the theater and may still go for the experience but now I know what to expect. Keep up the great work. You’re one of the only guys I trust with these reviews.
@BaronVonBielski
@BaronVonBielski 11 ай бұрын
Man don’t bother. You’d be wasting money. It’s genuinely one of the worst, if not THE worst superhero film of all time. Not in an interesting way either. It’s painful to look at, the editing is god awful and the fight scenes are dog shit
@seanyoung9014
@seanyoung9014 11 ай бұрын
I miss having completely disposable income. Like I wish I could just literally throw money away like you're about to do. 😂😂😂
@MCR123321
@MCR123321 11 ай бұрын
Stunning and brave that Jeremy sat through this movie to bring us this review.
@AxtonStarling
@AxtonStarling 11 ай бұрын
never change Jeremy. especially your rating system
@TheCreepypro
@TheCreepypro 5 ай бұрын
we thank jeremy for taking the hit for us!
@errorinn8834
@errorinn8834 11 ай бұрын
Jeremy... I trust your reviews more than anybody. You've saved me countless hours of time and a trunk load of money. Thank you for your sacrifice my friend.
@tylerjames7986
@tylerjames7986 11 ай бұрын
The thumbnail is all I need to know about the movie lol 😂
@bighand1530
@bighand1530 11 ай бұрын
😂
@elavarasu1921
@elavarasu1921 11 ай бұрын
After watching Chris Stuckman's ''review", the only good thing about this movie is that it showed us that Chris is a cheap sellout while Jeremy is one of the best reviewers left....
@Alfrebaut
@Alfrebaut 11 ай бұрын
I loved when Madame Web did the record scratch, then she said, "It's Webbing Time," and then Morbed off into the sunset.
@wfm445
@wfm445 11 ай бұрын
I loved when she said I see web people
@Alfrebaut
@Alfrebaut 11 ай бұрын
@@wfm445 Truly one of the moments of all time.
@TchHry
@TchHry 11 ай бұрын
When the in video add is better then the movie? Bravo Jeremy
@mikeyoung2099
@mikeyoung2099 11 ай бұрын
Jeremy, your lip saying part is hilarious 😂
@bentonrp
@bentonrp 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, he did it perfectly! Lolol! I had to replay that part several times, it was so so accurate!
@culverp1138
@culverp1138 11 ай бұрын
He did another hilarious version of this in his Phantom Menace review
@mikeyoung2099
@mikeyoung2099 11 ай бұрын
@peytonculver8799 oh man 👨 😪 😢 ❤️ love it then! and still love it now!
@natrullan1
@natrullan1 11 ай бұрын
You look like the villain 😂😂
@PottbellyShazoom
@PottbellyShazoom 8 ай бұрын
Hell yeah lol 😂😂😂😂
@angelcartel3819
@angelcartel3819 8 ай бұрын
LOL he does!
@DOOMStudios
@DOOMStudios 11 ай бұрын
Sydney Sweeney would’ve been a cool black cat…..
@wespapes2054
@wespapes2054 11 ай бұрын
The movie would have better if she wore less clothes
@lunar-studios
@lunar-studios 11 ай бұрын
@@wespapes2054 isnt it funny dakota is more successful when she does that too
@Evoker23-lx8mb
@Evoker23-lx8mb 11 ай бұрын
Could still be, she wouldn’t be the first actor/actress to cross over. Russell Crowe who plays Zeus is also playing Kraven’s dad and Chiwetell Ejiofor is in Venom 3 though his character is currently unknown.
@lironyaniv8501
@lironyaniv8501 11 ай бұрын
Don't give Sony any more ideas. They need to stop and make good movies, not superhero movies.
@DOOMStudios
@DOOMStudios 11 ай бұрын
@@lironyaniv8501not begging for a Black Cat movie she should play Black Cat in Tom Holland’s universe.
@KouD3Graw
@KouD3Graw 11 ай бұрын
5:00 I thought Jeremy was flexing that he was in this movie for a second
@monstermash1571
@monstermash1571 11 ай бұрын
Why Sony didn't make an R-Rated Black Cat movie with Sydney Sweeny, the world may never know....
@littlesparrow303
@littlesparrow303 11 ай бұрын
For real!! She is better as Black Cat bc she has the attitude & body. People are just too afraid of a sexy woman dressing up as her when BC has worn costumes that fully cover her chest & not show it off 🤣
@kelvinbrank4756
@kelvinbrank4756 11 ай бұрын
Because the want to sell toys
@Cometzone12
@Cometzone12 11 ай бұрын
Save Black Cat for amazing spider man 3 I feel
@TheMasterQuests
@TheMasterQuests 11 ай бұрын
Bring back sexy women on screen
@garrettmurphy2447
@garrettmurphy2447 11 ай бұрын
@@littlesparrow303she should play black cat in the MCU.
@ChristophelusPulps
@ChristophelusPulps 11 ай бұрын
I forgot this movie was a thing until you reminded me. Thanks for taking one for the team.
@ronjohnson6916
@ronjohnson6916 11 ай бұрын
I got the essence of the review from the thumbnail. Well done.
@braddecker1857
@braddecker1857 11 ай бұрын
I was never planning on watching this. Thank you for doing the hard part.
@ryantrent2114
@ryantrent2114 11 ай бұрын
It looked good on paper....
@trollingboy9729
@trollingboy9729 11 ай бұрын
@@ryantrent2114not really 😂
@SuperPeterok
@SuperPeterok 11 ай бұрын
All female cast=box office bomb
@Mike-h8m
@Mike-h8m 10 ай бұрын
@@SuperPeterok Madame Web doesn't even made $100 million yet and it's a horrible movie. Top Gun Maverick and Barbie both made $1.5 billion.
@SuperPeterok
@SuperPeterok 10 ай бұрын
@@Mike-h8m I will not give Tom cruise my money or view ever
@drizzo4669
@drizzo4669 11 ай бұрын
Towards the end of this review, I said "My Spider sense is tingling. He gonna say it, hes gonna say it" and he did. Dog shyt popped up on the screen. Ive been waiting for this moment.
@blackheartaesthetic4432
@blackheartaesthetic4432 11 ай бұрын
I’m not gonna lie though the very, VERY first time I saw the very first trailer for this movie I was like “damn the bad guy in the movie really looks like Jeremy Jahns. Is he staking out an acting career now?”
@mickeyhart7507
@mickeyhart7507 11 ай бұрын
I went and saw Lisa Frankenstein this Valentine's, and I do not regret a thing. Heathers meets Edward Sisscorhands, but it's batshit in the BEST WAY! See that instead, it's awesome 😂❤
@SynnJynn
@SynnJynn 11 ай бұрын
Look funny! 80s vibe, Cold Bodies meets Edward Scissorhands for sure 😂
@mickeyhart7507
@mickeyhart7507 11 ай бұрын
@SynnJynn Yes! Just know, it is a DARK comedy. My friend described it perfectly as, "morbid comedy, casual murder" hense the Heathers comparison.
@RMRsavvy
@RMRsavvy 11 ай бұрын
“Avengers…?! That would NEVER work as a movie.” 😂😂
@TwalePear
@TwalePear 10 ай бұрын
So glad you addressed the fact that you look like the villain 😅
@ChibsterofNurgy
@ChibsterofNurgy 11 ай бұрын
Thank you for your sacrifice, JJ. We didn't need it, but you did it anyway.
@lazypops3117
@lazypops3117 11 ай бұрын
the hero we didn't deserve
@starletmoon
@starletmoon 11 ай бұрын
why does the villain look like Jeremy
@AceHufflepuff
@AceHufflepuff 11 ай бұрын
There was a point in time where I really thought Spider-Man would be treated better in the Marvel Cinematic Universe than he (and his world) is with Sony Pictures. At this point I don't know WHO would treat him (and his world) worse.
@donazard8884
@donazard8884 11 ай бұрын
I'd say he definitely is being treated better in the MCU. The problem is that Sony are trying to make all these spin-off Spider-Man movies that aren't interesting people unless Spider-Man's in it and they can't use Spider-Man if he's in a different universe, unless you wanna do another multiverse movie but they shouldn't. They've already done it with No Way Home, people don't wanna see another one especially if this time it's with the Sony characters that a lot of people don't care about.
@AceHufflepuff
@AceHufflepuff 11 ай бұрын
@@donazard8884 I feel like the Spider-Man MCU films are an anomaly. Especially No Way Home cause it along with Shang-Chi were the ONLY stunning films of phase 4. Wakanda Forever I'd say is great but not AMAZING. I'm just nervous about Marvel at this moment cause they NEED a banger and I hope Deadpool is it. I wouldn't want to see a Spider-Man in college trilogy with new villains UNLESS I knew for a FACT that Marvel can make good content CONSISTENTLY.
@Alex_Logan22
@Alex_Logan22 11 ай бұрын
@@AceHufflepuff They’ve never been consistent, it’s always been ups and downs, and if you want some more bangers there’s Loki and MoonKnight.
@ZEHAHAHA9697
@ZEHAHAHA9697 11 ай бұрын
​@@donazard8884you might like it, but I hate Homecoming and Far From Home. They felt pretty mediocre, I almost had more fun Amazing with Spider-Man.
@tomgu2285
@tomgu2285 11 ай бұрын
​@@ZEHAHAHA9697 ... They are great movies lmao easily one of the best spiderman movies.
@thevagabond1314
@thevagabond1314 11 ай бұрын
This movie doesn’t have a post credit scene so Jeremy gave it to us in his review instead
@sjorspolling8275
@sjorspolling8275 11 ай бұрын
Every time I see or hear any mention of Madame Web, I think of the 90's Spider-Man cartoon. I prefer that version outside of the comics. She was also voiced by Stan Lee's wife, so there's that...
@Turtle3000
@Turtle3000 11 ай бұрын
"I don't know who the villain is." Looks like Jeremy in a suit. haha
@ricardostokes-x2p
@ricardostokes-x2p 11 ай бұрын
Bro, you were great as Ezekiel!
@duncannslade
@duncannslade 11 ай бұрын
"Tell Sony. I want them to know that it was me." - Popeye the Sailor Man
@adil9772
@adil9772 11 ай бұрын
2:28-2:35 this is iconic 😂
@computron100
@computron100 11 ай бұрын
I lost it and laughed really hard 😂
@sadistikalchemist
@sadistikalchemist 11 ай бұрын
Can someone make that a GIF? XD
@KP-rs5tu
@KP-rs5tu 11 ай бұрын
"As long as I'm being underpaid for it" LMFAO
@glennwelsh9784
@glennwelsh9784 11 ай бұрын
Honestly, Jamie Lee Curtis would've made a great, more comics-accurate Madam Web. But everyone needs to be young for more of that all-audiences appeal and multi-film franchise potential. And really, Sony needs to just give up and let Marvel Studios make their "Spider-Man without Spider-Man" movies, because then Spider-Man can actually be in them and interact with these characters who are largely just supporting players in Spider-Man's orbit. It's like how Warner Bros. just kept pumping out Batman TV shows without Batman in them. It's really just a studio beating around the bush without coming out and saying what we're all thinking - these characters just aren't as interesting without the main character around.
@HardlyQuinn
@HardlyQuinn 11 ай бұрын
It's funny given how much movies are desperate to push supposedly marginalised or minority characters and yet... old age? Nooo that's just not sexy or trendy enough.
@thedestroyer2alltrolls411
@thedestroyer2alltrolls411 11 ай бұрын
No, there shouldn’t be any Spider-Man spin-offs, PERIOD!
@drthmik
@drthmik 11 ай бұрын
Marvel Studios doesn’t own the movie rights to anything Spider-Man Including Spider-Man himself They have to ask Sony’s permission to use him
@thedestroyer2alltrolls411
@thedestroyer2alltrolls411 11 ай бұрын
@@HardlyQuinn Shows how hypocritical SJWs are.
@WaltDevil060
@WaltDevil060 11 ай бұрын
I thought that the movie was trying to mix Cassandra Webb (the old Madame Web) and Julia Carpenter (the younger one). That's why I thought they made her young in this
@Axxidous
@Axxidous 11 ай бұрын
Find it funny he pulled up that image of the "spider guy" and didn't immediately say "Oh look, it's me. Jeremy!" lol
@RanjitSouri-PinkFloydPiano
@RanjitSouri-PinkFloydPiano 11 ай бұрын
That was one of the smoothest transitions into a "word from our sponsor" that I've ever seen.
@trueflip25
@trueflip25 11 ай бұрын
Thanks Jeremy for the heads up!
@irman925
@irman925 11 ай бұрын
I just need to know if Adam Scott is Uncle Ben and if he opens a fortune cookie that says “With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility”
@eeddieedwards3890
@eeddieedwards3890 11 ай бұрын
They cancelled Uncle Ben...oops...that was the "rice" guy.
@theengineer704
@theengineer704 11 ай бұрын
"In the end, nothing really matters." That [Lincoln Park] reference had me rolling AF!
@Kwistoweeish
@Kwistoweeish 11 ай бұрын
Jeremy is doing his own after credit scenes now?! A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
@Jonathan_Collins
@Jonathan_Collins 11 ай бұрын
Sony has an entire arsenal and inventory of what movies they can make involving Spider-Man characters yet they always choose the weirdest routes. The concept for this is good on paper but so far from what we've seen it's looking like an Arrowverse TV show.
@GLBizzie
@GLBizzie 11 ай бұрын
Even the Arrowverse was better than during the first 3 years than this lol
@gmanmp1821
@gmanmp1821 11 ай бұрын
I am so happy that at least we can fast forward through the ads
@mightbealvi
@mightbealvi 9 ай бұрын
And the fact that Jeremy looks like Ezekiel Sims makes it even better
@javierburgos9975
@javierburgos9975 11 ай бұрын
Yes the most anticipated movie everyone one I know never spoke about.
@Justinian43
@Justinian43 11 ай бұрын
Please review Lisa Frankenstein and Out of Darkness, both turned out to be good and deserve the spotlight
@ZeusInfinite
@ZeusInfinite 11 ай бұрын
LMAOO that “Hot Garbage” took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bighand1530
@bighand1530 11 ай бұрын
😂😂
@ahsanaslam9718
@ahsanaslam9718 11 ай бұрын
Look on the bright side guys, as long as Hollywood keeps pumping big budget trash in fire then our favourite reviewers get views on fire and make money on fire while we don’t even watch the film and only look forward to their reviews.
@alejandrozambrano4256
@alejandrozambrano4256 11 ай бұрын
i had a feeling it was gonna be bad when Sydney Sweeney to basically beg for her character to do its signature pose from the comics
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