jerma almost PUKES at a comment of his DUMPTRUCK and LAUGHS about it

jermaDumptruck
jerma's stream: / jerma985

[@Grimwinn]

Why did I stare at Jerma’s dump truck? Because it was there, it was for me, and I could see it

[@iseetheendisnear2416]

Underrated comment

[@HiddenEvilStudios]

It was for all of us.

[@GippyHappy]

I read this right as he said it too lol

[@Aflay1]

He was asking for it!

[@Tunabreath2001]

I thought that exact same thing when he justified reading the comment... I thought that's why he almost puked lol

[@troublewakingup]

But the HUMONGOUS DUMPASAURUS when he walked away...

[@JosephM]

It took my whole screen 🥵

[@terminarch109]

Hate to see him go but I love to watch him leave

[@firstryft]

@✧ 𝕃𝔾. uh ok

[@skipmanghondarg]

@✧ 𝕃𝔾. ew, hoomer zumor

[@sirspookyface1532]

Shortstack Jerma 😍

[@SkiddlyBink]

why is this man simply walking across the room physical comedy

[@TheHarrisontemple]

Probably because of the spacial anomy that he emits has a fun house mirror effect.

[@20jumps]

@@TheHarrisontemple professor andy

[@TheHarrisontemple]

@@20jumps atom ant andy

[@Lucas_Jeffrey]

how on earth can he not twerk that slab?

[@moister3727]

Walking the cake 🥶

[@jhelp_the_fig]

It is literally impossible for jerma to angle a camera in a way that doesn’t make him look 3 and a half feet tall

[@capperbuns]

I think it"s intentional tbh

[@Yesenn]

At 0:37 I actually thought he had a green screen. The perspectibe is so skewed.

[@Icetea-2000]

@@Yesenn It also doesn’t help that the picture is cut off right below the ceiling, makes it look like 20 feet high

[@fiblin483]

That's because he is 3 foot tall, or at least he would be if he was real

[@duckheadbob]

Holy shit now that you mention it. Dude looks like he's employed at willy Wonkas

[@gloriabaquera5434]

I know realistically he was probably just suppressing a burp or a hiccup or something but it's so much funnier to think he was about to throw up

[@ocarinadude762]

No he makes that noise on purpose he does it all the time

[@citrufruit]

he does the noise for comical purposes

[@snegluf]

The noise literally sounds like something from a cartoon

[@dependsonwhosasking]

Or maybe it's another one of those post alien abduction mpreg morning sickness situations.

[@oquesobroudefandakimgaram]

​@@dependsonwhosaskingwhat is wrong with you

[@M_Lee_17]

My god he shrank like 30 ft when he walked away from the camera lmfao

[@someone___1240]

That’s perspective for ya

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

he lives in a non euclidean space

[@Magical_Trash]

Good, I like’ em fun sized 🍫

[@l.l.a.s3645]

Short King 👑

[@MoistYoghurt]

you werent looking at jermas total dump truck of an ass?

[@agscsosciebduxl]

He won't admit it's a corset

[@Sin-zj3ol]

I can't stop seeing it now

[@wealthybone2990]

It's for his catboy persona.

[@cons4943]

malenkov moment

[@raineybinweevils]

that must be awful for his baby😿😿😿

[@lockerbuddy2039]

The fact that he goes "Whatever" and doesn't elaborate further is what cracks me up.

[@peytonwarren1936]

“Why did I look at it? Because it was there, and it was for me, I could see it!… I could see it…”

[@Wawawalulu]

Why did you read that? Because it was for me! I know we joke that he's insane, but man, he's absolutely DEMENTED

[@mrtoast244]

me lol

[@Panchoproductions2069]

read

[@peytonwarren1936]

@@Panchoproductions2069 I meant what I said

[@halguy5745]

*frog noises*

[@ajgajg5026]

The part where he walks into the corner to maniacally laugh is truly terrifying.

[@TheresAHoleInTheEarth]

How the fuck is that scary grow a pair

[@TheWiseMysticalTree]

He does it without even moving a muscle too

[@tmortis001]

Blair witch energy

[@clethcriss6258]

The part that this video exists is truly terrifying.

[@IBringTheWeatherWithMe]

he probably laughed with a straight face

[@annaisbananas7530]

The noise of him almost puking sounds like when Squidward goes from smiling to frowning

[@kristonmorgan1665]

Came here to say that 😭🤣

[@pengion8155]

this comment killed me

[@Dmitr0Cirrsa]

boowomp.wav

[@CJdoPa]

tru

[@PantaloonTV]

bro i thought the sound was edited in, there's no way this guy exists in reality 😭

[@traskforge]

that puking noise is absolutely vulgar

[@diamondcitysecurity9132]

Hate it

[@snail-teeth]

it just sounds like the spongebob boowomp sound effect to me

[@ArtorioVideojogos]

He turned off his boowomp inhibitors

[@misterdeluxia5948]

@@snail-teeth omg youre so right no way hahahahaaha

[@samanthablack7990]

@@ArtorioVideojogos but that's insane

[@mesmerisingcube417]

"I could see it!… I could see it" **Continues to walk seductively**

[@lilstardrops]

its hard NOT to walk seductively when you got a phat dumpie

[@fffernsw4dl539]

cheeks that fat clapping every time you walk decreases your stealth but increases your charms.

[@nilihcrevo9820]

Seductively? 😏that's thirstly

[@108wee]

@@nilihcrevo9820 i mean he does walk with very good posture.

[@nilihcrevo9820]

@@108wee more like good boy posture 😏

[@goobi3780]

I love how he tries so hard to explain it but then realizes he does have a dumptruck and says “Whatever.”

[@equally.marketable]

jerma tried to escape the twitch chat but the clap of his voluptuous cheeks kept alerting the fans

[@chaoticfloralarrangement8741]

I can see why people say his fans treat him like an SCP cryptid this is horrendous

[@spiderman2pizzatheme965]

And this is just the mild shit.

[@jiyama]

you havent seen the fancams

[@chaoticfloralarrangement8741]

@@spiderman2pizzatheme965 oh god

[@chaoticfloralarrangement8741]

@@jiyama i dont want to

[@tonshaad1230]

Scp cryptid?

[@milkcappy]

his whole room is setup only intentionally to make jerma seem absolutely miniscule. the table reaching nearly his chest, the big white canvas just raised to a point where it just geniunely looks like jerma is really small. he's doing it intentionally at this point

[@FandomFrenzy]

Fr, and from the light switch on the side being around chest height and him going just above it. Im pretty sure he’s like 5ft at least.

[@esmokebaby]

Ya and what appears to be toys for his junk on the back table 🤔

[@markm0000]

@@esmokebaby No those look like some kind of controllers.

[@esmokebaby]

@@markm0000 ya for his trunk 😂

[@匚尺丂乇-k3v]

Jerma has Dildos

[@ght_1]

He doesn’t even address almost throwing up out of nowhere

[@archangelang4772]

I AUDIBLY GASPED

[@crisptomato9495]

Ok but why does his mouth make the Spongebob bwomp sound when he does that???

[@GAB-oe5jr]

Neither do the comments

[@ratking413]

It's the horrendous cat puke gag I don't remember how or why it started but he's been doing it for a while

[@Dead_by_Design]

@@crisptomato9495 I’M DYING 💀💀

[@artastic_friend]

Jerma hates all the jokes about him being tiny and 3 feet tall but then he angles his camera in a way that legit could not make him look any shorter it is so fucking funny how tiny he looks in this video- my sides hurt so bad rn

[@TakeNoShift]

holy shit he just kept walking and walking and getting shorter and shorter. Keep in mind, standard height for a light switch is 4 feet from the floor to the bottom of the box.

[@dearmadeline]

he's rich and has high ceilings. that switch is low

[@TakeNoShift]

@@dearmadeline Switch box installed by GNOME electrician for puny tiny man Jerma985. 3' off the floor so he can reach it lol

[@Chillerll]

At this point I don’t even know what worse. Him being small or him living in a comically large house

[@contact157]

He's not carrying a cake. He's carrying the ENTIRE BAKERY.

[@blank-xs2qs]

Zamn😍😍😍😍😍

[@cereal7972]

nah, he got the entire food factory

[@redstone3539]

@@cereal7972 Nah he got the whole baking industry on his back

[@TheEndleader]

He got ALL the loaf

[@omarolmosstudios7060]

He is carrying an entire Walmart

[@JacobKinsley]

I love how he still hasn't rotated the camera to look at the ceiling to make him look less small

[@JacobKinsley]

I can't get over it, the blanket looks like a window with its curtain shut, the base station looks like a microphone on a stand, the stool he's storing things on looks like an end table , the light switch looks like an ethernet outlet that's supposed to be waist height, the speaker looks like a tiny tower pc that's out of use... It's just perfect

[@rogainegaming6924]

He unironically looks TINY here. Not even as a joke, the dude looks about 4 feet tall.

[@imnolongerasking5933]

Now you made me think he's a tiny elf man playing with a small headset

[@hellogordon278]

I swear looks edited to be smaller, my brain cannot comprehend it

[@EthVortexShield]

Its to make him look cuter

[@LandonMee]

Jerma somehow plays the straight man and the fool at the same time. That is why he is so funny

[@thinginground5179]

I had no idea the fool was gay

[@marsupialsofmars3886]

This is exactly it. I'm always simultaneously shocked at how regular he is and how odd he is

[@christian_heretic]

That’s an interesting perspective actually. I honestly think Jerma is one of the most unique entertainers ever

[@AngelBirdo]

@@thinginground5179 as a fool we are ALL gay

[@Reiiven]

@@thinginground5179 gay fool here, can confirm

[@WitchofDecay]

I love that he lowkey is flattered and kept showing off

[@trntechGodhead]

why does he like toddle away

[@Fooligan23]

God I can not. This man will walk away, face the wall, start cracking up, show no indicating body language whatsoever, turn around, and proceed as if nothing happened. He is *INSANE*

[@justcommenting4981]

He was weeping.

[@a3ther833]

mass murderer energy

[@mr.nazareth4501]

It's called showbiz, baby!

[@MrEysox]

Seriously, this is madness.

[@gsmooth4279]

@@a3ther833 organised serial killer energy

[@s7robin105]

He always points out a chat massage when it’s moving at 100 MPH and I can’t grasp how he manages to one guy a chat like his

[@caramelmousse8509]

I think theres a chat window for streamers thats purposefully slower so they cna read messages

[@icebiirb9440]

And i genuinely think hes just built like that. His adhd makes him seem like a damn demigod

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

Idk, one always sticks out to me every 5 seconds or so if I look at chat

[@kenm2709]

@@caramelmousse8509 Vinny explained this once, apparently there's always one comment that you see when you look over at chat even though it's going so fast. It's just chance and random.

[@creeperhunterD]

@@caramelmousse8509 The chat is buffered so that, even though it's moving fast, it pauses every once in a while so you can always read at least one message.

[@aerpods]

I love Jermas voice, he sounds like a 1960s sitcom character or sum

[@zechury]

LITTERALLY HAHAHA

[@aerpods]

@suki suki femboy Atlantic accent

[@2oqh]

I love jerma’s community despite not watching his content or streams because I feel like it is the most clinically insane group of people on the planet just coming together and that’s a really beautiful thing to see

[@ellmatic]

"and that's really a beautiful thing to see" cringe

[@sabotabo7476]

i find it interesting that according to this new feature, the most replayed portion of this video is the part where he struts away from the camera. hmmm.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Jerma's bodacious slappy is too much to resist

[@GravelPunch81]

The second barf noise is literally just muffled boo-womp

[@menu.config]

When he walked away I was shocked to see how short he looked, is that on purpose

[@ExtremeMidnaFan12272]

I’m pretty sure hes only like 5’8”? I know lots of short jokes are made about the dude lol

[@respectable-username]

Hes 5'7"- 5'8" with shoes

[@rabiroden]

i think this whole room is a greenscreen effect

[@mazovist]

@@ExtremeMidnaFan12272 i saw him at twitchcon, he's like 4'3"

[@ExtremeMidnaFan12272]

@@mazovist my fiance is 4’9, i can imagine someone that short

[@zmbiepuke]

0:12 it looks like hes standing with his hands together like a little twink

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

Like a cub if your into that world

[@LtcreamThesecond]

​@@WitchKing-Of-Angmar remove yourself from this chain of existence

[@mcflurryfrostie]

This was the first ever clip I saw of Jerma and I genuinely wondered "is this man okay??? How do you almost puke, then laugh, then ignore it like its completely normal?" But after watching his content some more I get it now. Man's genetically programmed to be insane and it's fascinating to watch.

[@PavltheRobot]

This man is insane, there is no way to contain him. It's too late

[@spicylemon7475]

*INSANE

[@PavltheRobot]

@@spicylemon7475 YES

[@musa4539]

it's actually not that hard to contain him, all you need is a tin can (he's short)

[@PavltheRobot]

@@musa4539 How would you fit his dumptruck though? 😳

[@unconscious7219]

Why contain him? Let him teach all over the schools and go to churches. Let the bodies pile up in his streams. In the end you will beg him to peep the horror.

[@itsandybenn2121]

"how do you have an hourglass figure and a beer gut"

[@yourfavwonch]

Mans actually has a nice bod, he's just two inches tall and lives in a doll house.

[@MariahIsSkinnyFuckBlueLives]

Short king 🙏😩🔥

[@AxxLAfriku]

OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear w

[@microwave7093]

@@AxxLAfriku why did you censor dislike

[@Goobtastic9139]

2 inches isn't that small...

[@rolfthebolf]

@@Goobtastic9139 you must have problems with ‘3.5 in tall people

[@FurryNonsense]

Man really did the Spongebob boo-womp sound

[@CloudBomb3r]

"BECAUSE IT WAS THERE! It was for me; I could see it!"

[@e2b265]

I can’t believe Twitch streamers can get away with this blatant sexual content and Twitch does nothing about it.

[@RogerCh888]

Might as well do a jacuzzi stream, he owes us that much … I’m going to hate it of course- I’m still tuning in though

[@macchiato_1881]

​@@RogerCh888 suuure you do

[@DungEnjoyerr]

​@@RogerCh888suuuuure you do

[@Nepherus]

​@@RogerCh888suuuuuuuuuure you do

[@PsuedoIssac-to3ff]

@@RogerCh888 suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you do

[@ro4dtripp160]

he is so small

[@neojuice2001]

Yeah dude’s tiny

[@mr.hi_vevo414]

Compact*

[@sk4p3g04t]

not all of him GOT DAMN

[@xD-lj4zc]

Shortstack 😈

[@SirDankleberry]

I'm convinced he's so tiny that he lives in a shoebox.

[@H4DESROSE]

chat is always collectively bullying jerma on twitch, but when it comes to any other platform, they're talking about how unironically hot he is. and it's true.

[@madameghostie]

you right 👀

[@lpschaf8943]

Yeah. True friends talk shit in your face and are nice to you behind your back. * bwomp * ... * bwomp * anyway gonna drink some water.

[@tsuol7296]

​@@lpschaf8943 true friends stab you in the front *smug*

[@lpschaf8943]

@@tsuol7296 Was your comment deleted?

[@pejig.598]

Literally

[@keys1125]

ladies love a dumptruck, so be proud of it!

[@metzlipadilla93]

And guys

[@peterprime2140]

And NBs.

[@huntercool2232]

Mad respect he was able to restrain himself from puking in front of a live audience

[@euclid4703]

this is literally the embodiment of “everyone bullies me for my dump truck”

[@euclid4703]

wtf i do not remember writing this comment

[@greggodeggo436]

​@@euclid4703the earwigs have finally taken over

[@RuFi0000000]

@@euclid4703 We are literally in a simulation. I have multiple comments that I've written, and I have absolutely no recollection of ever writing them. A lot of the comments are written in a way that I have no clue how I would even come up with some of it now. Like if you asked me to write them again I wouldn't be able to get remotely close to the original, as if someone was controlling me and writing the comment themselves.

[@TheWackiestDemon]

@@RuFi0000000 @euclid4703 I think you guys just have memory problems or an identity disorder

[@__-be1gk]

It is the most anti-treamer thing in the world to just audibly nearly vomit all over yourself live for no reason then say absolutely nothing about it but give it a silent acknowledgement by drinking water

[@GrayD_Fox]

That room is fucking cursed

[@wealthybone2990]

How so?

[@lilabrat]

@Lars Liam Vilhelm LOL I WAS LIKE DUDE HOW SMALL IS THIS MAN!!!!

[@a3ther833]

sensory deprivation chamber for gnomes

[@AeroRain]

lmao jerma walking away and seemingly shrinking so much makes it look like he's in some sort of green screen

[@thetreacherousinfamousmeme6899]

no no I was staring at his truck simply because of the title of the video

[@JoMcD21]

He's out here looking like my Junior year math teacher when she's writing on the board.. DAYUM.

[@RoleplayHost]

you sure you're not thinking of your substitute teacher?

[@DrGetgood]

ZAMN 😍

[@JacobKinsley]

@@RoleplayHost he's out here looking like my fifth grade substitute English teacher... ZAMN

[@mr.onomatopoeia523]

@@JacobKinsley bro how old are you 💀

[@jrasiy4048]

@@JacobKinsley ong bro get yo eyes off yo teacher 😔

[@Ermac43]

I don’t know why but his fake vomit is my favorite bit of his.

[@Michael-ru3su]

It's fake?

[@Michael-ru3su]

No way

[@a3ther833]

@@Michael-ru3su life is a lie wake up

[@Risky2Simon]

WHY AND HOW DOES HE MAKE THE SPONGEBOB BWOMP SOUND

[@_Adie]

Pixar mom

[@cryalot378]

the way he walks... he knows, he freaking knowss

[@j_lynsation]

Sounds like Squidward walking when he does that

[@MrMrannoying]

The way he walks to the back corner at the end and laughs with the imaginary friend he has “sitting” there is absolutely terrifying

[@TurboMintyFresh]

Maybe cause thats not what happened you dork

[@rud5101]

I like how when he walks away, his head stays at the exact same latitude but his legs come into frame lol

[@MrLOLOTEAM]

with that blanket in the background he looks 4'0

[@gamerboi_27]

Yeah he's got some fresh peaches back there. But the best part is that he knows it and reacts in a confident way rather than defensively. Like others have said, it's a blessing!

[@jetstreamsam6251]

I swear jerma is the physical manifestation of insanity

[@feliscatus4967]

he really is

[@computerman789]

So he is the Sheogorath of this realm?

[@mrbro-mu1uw]

hate to see him go but i love to see him walk away

[@AngelaMay66]

🤔😆

[@JacobKinsley]

"I watch jerma for the gameplay"

[@ralek592]

Usually people feel "why didn't he read that comment" about ytbers n streamers but with Jerma it's always "why DID he read it"

[@bloodmoonangel8925]

Because it was there and it was for him, he could see it

[@mystical_destroyer8628]

His chat talks to him like Disney bullys

[@NolliLuck]

I love men

[@theycallmedoorway9913]

Zerma looks rly submissive and breedable Rn ngl

[@JosephM]

👁👄👁

[@ilostmywind]

zubmissive and zeedable

[@Skeletonizer1200]

@@ilostmywind I heard Zerma zucks people off for 250 bits and apparently he zwallows.

[@jenesaispas5082]

Unfortunately he's already with child and expecting 😔

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Skeletonizer1200 I've been doing this for free like a CHUMP

[@errortryagainlater4240]

Jerma really pulled the "now they're watching me walk away 😏🚛" strategy. Ngl it do be working 😳

[@LauVirago]

It's because he's pregnant. It's bringing out the maternal seductive side in him. Ster is a lucky man.

[@fakeemail6815]

just in time for the mpreg emoji

[@Companion__]

Wait is ster still... idk, around? I used to follow then like 10 years ago and apparently missed the insanity of what jerma has become. Actually, can someone enlighten me?

[@gayvegeta8957]

wgat

[@retuo1425]

🦧

[@toxic_shr00m]

This is the worst comment I have ever read

[@pixelwhisper1999]

dude, why does he turn into an oompa loompa when he walks away from the camera, wtf

[@CyphersBasement]

The things I would do...

[@echospaw899]

Me, too! The dirty dawg, for one.

[@doomsins]

Bro sways his hips when he walks

[@raymonds6227]

Junk in the trunk makes the hips sway.

[@elijahsmartypantssnipes420]

why is he so short

[@Noahthelasercop]

@The Jerma985 relatable except for small peeepee

[@rokukou]

*cries in Short Man*

[@solsez]

@@rokukou hey, if it makes you feel better man, I'm five foot nothing, you'll always be taller than one guy and it's me.

[@wildman7220]

Why are women so small

[@Kiruma_Tatsuki]

@@wildman7220 nice pfp

[@fmohammed23]

This man and his inflated ego trying to be fake humble about it smh

[@yuh3301]

Aint no way jerma will make me lose NNN 🥵🥵🥶

[@Star0gaze]

"What do you want me to say." Sounds like he gave up after realizing that his dumpy was, indeed, huge. He wants to admit it but doesn't want to

[@liannetremblay6959]

he walks like its heavy (and it is)

[@11sonicspeed]

The way he seductively walks away.

[@robertkillingsworth7149]

Then he walks to the back of the room and he's, like, four fuckin feet tall

[@lpschaf8943]

Nah he is actually 5'8

[@Hello-rp4gy]

@@lpschaf8943 wrong, he's two Inches tall and lives in a dollhouse, stop spreading misinformation over The Internet

[@lpschaf8943]

@@Hello-rp4gy ⠀

[@notatallfunctional]

@@Hello-rp4gy It’s like someone put a Polly Pocket in a Barbie dream house

[@axeldude7051]

WHY DOES HE LOOKS SO TINY WHEN HE WALKS TO THE CORNER DID HE LIKE SHRINK OR SOMETHING HES SO SMALL

[@MalphasAstaroth]

0:31 vaguely reminds me of a noise squidward would make

[@dib-migraine]

how tf is this man capable of making such a perfectly enunciated boo-womp vomit noise with such ease its insane

[@animagethattasteslikeorang7873]

Wo. Hi fawfulydoo, I like your animations :D

[@RadSpartanXI]

Spongebob sound effect

[@meatlejuice]

"It might look like I have..." Yeah because you do

[@coolboyyo654]

jerma shows off his corset to his countless watchers

[@turntodusk]

It’s the way he walks away, laughs with no outward indication that he did, and turns back around like nothing happened all while looking 2 feet tall that gets me.

[@Lamb2th]

I love when he refuses to show chat that he’s laughing and like turns around or something, kills me on the spot every time

[@therealwetwizard]

" it was there, it was for me, and I could see it" is the most Based thing i've heard this week

[@ApenasUmJorge]

0:30 IT SOUNDS LIKE THE SPONGEBOB BOOWOMP SOUND EFFECT 💀💀💀💀💀

[@sunnkyazawa]

my favorite comment/chat message was “nobody looking at that damn game”

[@-althea-]

I love to watch him walk away....

[@suchmuse]

why does he look like 3ft 8 inches when hes walking around LMFAO

[@galaxyinc.6955]

Jerma is somehow the most gremlin-y person on the planet while also somehow being extremely endearing and sometimes attractive. Like his voice is incredibly calming for some reason

[@patrickloureiro351]

Don't be fooled, that is just his pheromones afecting your judgement.

[@galaxyinc.6955]

@@patrickloureiro351 😭😭😭

[@Emily7778]

The duality of man

[@yepisuredolikecats3979]

The first part of your statement actually doubles the attractiveness’s

[@bobbobbo5278]

"Sometimes" I beg to differ

[@PuffyKat]

The comical way that he walks away and starts going subatomic

[@clafairy728]

automatically my fav streamer

[@noahskennedy]

0:31 sounds like Squidward walking

[@rocketforthree4479]

That smile to the camera in that end frame. That smirk

[@airfourfreakingeez]

i love it when he faces away from the camera so we cant see him laughing

[@kassyyar97]

His barf sounds sound like when sponge bob gets sad

[@KATinBLACK]

He's a goddamn shortcake! Dang

[@Sorrelhas]

He usually reads chat messages slowly in monotone, but that one he read so well he almost voice acted it

[@cee_ves]

The strut over to the table… he knew what he was doing

[@juanletsplay1550]

I lovr how it's normally "PSYCHO STREAMER", but if you're talking about his dumptruck, you just gotta use his real name

[@trentcard]

This is a certified JerMoment