Jerma Clips for Any Occasion

Videos Used:
• Vlog: Updates and Otto...
• Wrestling Empire - Gna...
• Jerma Streams - Pokémo...
• Jerma985 - Resident Ev...
• Jerma985 - Jerma drive...
• 24/7 lofi oblivion let...
• Amish Deficit Hyperact...
• Jerma Vs. Ludwig : Bat...
• Receding Randy
• McDonalds Jingle Face ...
• Inscryption Conniption
• Jerma Streams - Sam & ...
• Patch Notes
• Gabe "The Glue Man" De...
• Jerma's 2024 Stream Pl...
• The Gamer V Portable
• DIY Labo
• Jerma absolutely canno...
• WarioWare - Motion Mad...
• The Incompetent Burgla...
• The Fishcast - Jerma S...
• Jerma Struggles To Bui...
• 700,000 Games
• Jerma Streams - Reside...
• Monster Rancher
• Jerma Gaslighting New ...
• Elden Ring - Cheers to...
• The Coffee Spill - Jer...
• Unlimited Breadsticks ...
• Jerma Streams - Sam & ...
• Bye Bye Boston
• Viva Las Vegas
• Nancy Drew - From Nanc...
• Super Meltdown Ball - ...
• Jerma's Odama Meltdown...
• Wii Get Scammed
• [Jerma985] Vinny Invad...
• PacManWorldRePacManWor...
• Jerma Becomes a Speedr...
• Definition of a Jerma ...
• Jerma Starts Sweating ...
• Officer Jex's Light Gu...
• The Master of Comedy
Hope you enjoy!

[@tewes_]

jerma has an inane fear of being naked on stream that is easily avoided by wearing clothes

[@jackalexande]

if he just wore pants with a zipper or underwear with his pants this would never happen

[@stupidmangoz]

What if.......

[@_Lumiere_]

I love how he admits to hearing voices in his house, but instead of assuming that he has ghosts in it, he thinks that HE is the DEMON that is haunting a family of SEVEN and that he is hearing their voices as they try to exorcise him. Absolutely demonic lmao

[@nean9894]

So glad that THING isnt real

[@ruthlessredbeard]

God, Jerma is the best lol. Thus man's comedy and insanity helps my depression, fr ❤

[@frostyelwood9898]

I wish i could imagine that with the voices i hear

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

Delightfully devilish

[@businessaccount4159]

timestamp?

[@Tebb.y]

The scariest thing about being a new Jerma viewer is seeing him do something absolutely crazy and thinking “it’s probably just an inside joke” and then realising that no one in chat understands either

[@jeremyminecraft7145]

This is true.

[@ZorrotheArtist]

That’s how I was with my Jerma-awakening. I think it was the “Coffee, Cheetos, chicken” bit. I thought it was a joke set up in previous streams, then I just realized he’s insane, then I realized I’m insane, then I forgot how to speak for a month and ended up roaming the junjle.

[@onlyone8331]

​@@ZorrotheArtistking of the junjl-junjle

[@Peeplii]

The first clip I saw from him was him building the bird house and eating the bird

[@ratboy2791]

For me the scariest part of being a new jerma viewer is when he announced his retirement 3 months after i started watching lol

[@Intentionallyfrogged]

I woke up to jerma saying coffee cheetos chicken and thought someone broke in

[@cram-jh1fw]

jerma broke into your house dude

[@Intentionallyfrogged]

@@cram-jh1fw I'm already dead

[@dororo4148]

@@Intentionallyfrogged😂

[@spoopyidk]

your coffee, cheetos, and chicken have been stolen

[@mortport3016]

We are just hearing the gasses being released 😔

[@localsnek]

0:30 I love this bit so much because it's like the train decided to instantly turn around just to fucking kill a man, as if it's a dog going for dropped bacon. Absolute gold

[@agzane268]

How have i never noticed that it BACKTRACKS.. that's so fucking hilarious

[@THRAKORZOD]

I love how he runs away for a second but can't resist the urge to look upon the gory remains. His mouth watering as he peers over the edge of the train platform, hoping he can scavenge from the remains the sweet red flesh he desires oh so badly.

[@kalimaude3532]

@@THRAKORZOD I myself am partial to the reaction of the other guy there. MDickie characters are pretty much always moving, wandering around and getting up to weird stuff. But the moment someone goes on the tracks, he stops to watch. And at the moment of impact, he stops even his little idle animation, and just stands there, absolutely stunned. Then he just stays there, considering what just happened, for a second or two.When he finally turns again, it is to look at Miku in the most "what the SHIT" way he possibly could have. God, I really do love this game.

[@ron133.]

@@THRAKORZOD fanfic writing

[@onlyone8331]

​@@agzane268me neither omg

[@baldgorbachov8272]

He LOVES watching ZORN at the DENTIST

[@sock_investment]

thats turtle porn?

[@baldgorbachov8272]

@@sock_investment he zets off from The zoktor drilling and fucking in his mouth while watches zurtles get zreaky on the tv. Hes sick and twisted (zreaky)

[@fritzy8318]

@@baldgorbachov8272stop

[@Sudupe16]

ZENTIST

[@plokijum]

As the zentist is fucking in his mouth, a hot doctor with luscious hair comes in on his bike and feeds him bugs while watching turtle zorn together?

[@scrubmon]

me watching the same jerma clips again for the 100th time (they're peak)

[@bluecreeper6161]

I’ve had a fucking Jerma phase for like the past 2 months, I can’t stop watching Jerma

[@scrubmon]

@@bluecreeper6161 2 months and counting, it never ends 🙏🙏

[@bluecreeper6161]

@@herbivorethecarnivore8447 my age is before 20

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

@@bluecreeper6161 Wasn't referring to you, rather some total weirdo who was being angsty about jerma because he thought he was insecure, dude presumably deleted his comment

[@bluecreeper6161]

@@herbivorethecarnivore8447 Huh?

[@fudanshisplashzone]

Thank you for zooming in on the hornet in his hornet filled house

[@naranara1690]

Silly, that's Jerma

[@xayax7920]

You don’t see that? That little Jerma in that house?

[@mlokgerm]

I know this is late but do you have a timestamp?

[@Dusty_Jack]

1:29:16 ​@@mlokgerm

[@Rippertear]

@@mlokgermSeconded

[@lCaKeSl]

"I feel like I'm the demon in this house" is conceptually one of the funniest things I've ever heard LOL

[@Barackobama-uq2ly]

Until he said ballsack i genuinely didnt know what bodypart he was referring to

[@diediedice]

I thought he meant his appendix

[@barronasi]

It’s so funny that he kept from saying it till the very end i laughed so hard

[@floralkiitens]

I thought bladder

[@valartman2671]

I genuinely thought that by baggage he meant his humongous ass

[@imuttx]

timestaip

[@Megamon0001]

Without chat, it just looks like he’s a mental patient talking to himself in the ward and it’s even funnier that way

[@willemdakevin1681]

I love how he reacts to himself as if he's never seen it or lived it before

[@boob96]

he wakes up a new person every day just like me fr

[@bfaesmtbaoryd]

COFFEE CHEETOS CHICKEN

[@twotruckslyrics]

☕️ 🧀 🐓

[@GracefulJabberwocky]

CAWFEEEE CHEETOOOOS CHIKEEEEEN

[@saintdesire8700]

CAWFEE CHEETOOS CHICKEEN 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥

[@twinfastasytowers]

🪤

[@msp654]

0:05 my first thought when he sort of glances around was "he's like a squirrel checking for hawks"

[@_sickbug]

he so is

[@juiciebox]

Like 60% of these I haven't seen and I watch jerma clips religiously this is heavenly

[@kalimaude3532]

Oh, stupendous! Tonight I am having the Duchess and her entourage over for a light 6-course supper, but had come up short for what *ever* to do over brandy! The old parlour games become so stale, you know. Anyway, there I was, disconsolately browsing youtube to succor my fretfulness over yet *another* game of Small Man's Bupkis, when what should I behold but this very video! Well, I don't mind telling you it arrives at the very height of times. The Duchess, as we *all* know, is terribly fond of the way the little gigglemen cavort all around, and surely there's no finer chucklesmith on this esteemed platform than our own Mr. Elbertson! Also, she didn't get a chance to play Elden Ring when it came out because she was down with Druftkin's Malaise, so she's only just getting around to it now, and some short highlights seems like a way to give her a good idea how the builds work so she doesn't do her stats weird.

[@maz6232]

How grand! I myself prefer to take in such raucous japery with my petit déjeuner. I take great pains to lather my fancy with all manner of debauched scenery to bolster my prodigious appetite. I importune and entreat my patroness to steep in the delightful upbraiding the viewers subject him to. She, however, finds the mercurial nature of his viewers boorish. I have found that I, too, have fallen prey to such gloomy adumbrations, as I speculate as to their nature essentielle. Ah! but I fail to instantiate these fleeting lamentations. For now, I break my fast amidst the company of many, set still and wanting with eyes content to have his Promethean labor unlauded and overlooked, while the eagles carry his viscerae aloft.

[@mxdwnfrcemdia]

dear god have i gone back to 1864

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

I want to live in this fictional world you've created

[@spacebassist]

@@mxdwnfrcemdia literally 1864

[@SStarry_Days]

@@spacebassist kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y36uZnaega-Hd80feature=shared

[@carrotsticks1101]

why does this man enchant me so i think i am in love

[@athernaut7939]

his anime girl swagger has captivated me

[@redirmer760]

He's a SERPENT 🐍

[@twinfastasytowers]

That’s not love that is the Jerma Hivemind ™ getting to you

[@josephanselm8301]

5:51 I've NEVER seen this clip before I can't believe he said that

[@hopperdown811]

You canNOT start a 2 hour compilation with hatsune miku murdering a man with a SUBWAY and expect me to live after this

[@toomuchiridium]

Gnatsune*

[@Cera_01]

38:15 He's talking about himself by saying "what is HE saying". Absolutely a skinwalker. RIP original Jeremy Elbertson

[@doodlespiral7110]

Jerma actually killed the skinwalker that killed him originally, which is why he doesn't understand what past "Jerma" is saying.

[@UnchargedBattery978]

dude i knew about the “gag in my mouth comment” I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS AFTER THE DEPRESSION SPEECH

[@elixa562]

The WHAT comment?

[@amazingfungus9919]

I love the post-stream clarity that jerma gets when he watches his old streams

[@hellothisismufin]

The Seaman bits are so funny to me, because I'm imagining being over at a friend's house, and they're so excited to show me their fantastic talking frog, then it talks like that and I'm just like "dude your frog sucks"

[@boob96]

like why is ur frog projecting on me rn

[@flameguy3416]

The dentist is ZUCKING in my mouth

[@toomuchiridium]

The dentist is DRILLING in my mouth

[@Justini0]

You might feel a slight PRICK.

[@onlyone8331]

Right under here is the "the didntist is WHAT in his mouth?" Connent

[@retrorad3417]

him getting pissed off in minecraft is so funny

[@pebabmey]

431 views for 2 hours of content? jermeconomy in shambles

[@incription]

watch the dip

[@RobotPilots]

we need a correction cos it's going parabolic

[@Everettalla]

THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS I CANT BELIEVE THIS INFLATION

[@diediedice]

jermaloons just aren't the same anymore

[@FloofMother]

It immediately blew up like 2 days after you said this

[@thisisapen2002]

Wtf how have i never seen the body horror neck ports clip. I've seen hundreds and hundreds of hours of Jerma but never... That. Genuinely wtf

[@brumm0m3ntum94]

why is the documentary context from dentist is fucking in my mouth left out of most clips? it absolutely adds to it

[@at0micl0bster]

Adhd

[@jesteraceae8826]

its such a feat of dedication and strength to cite every single source in a compilation video. godspeed good friend.

[@TheUplinkExperiment]

5:20 First time a clip in one of these actually made me stop and go "What the fuck is he talking about?"

[@awfulknight3344]

PSYCHOTIC SCHIZOID streamer TORMENTS family of SEVEN with LOUD SOUNDS in BASEMENT between the hours of 7 and 8 AM!

[@nearlyseen4748]

Mad respect for linking EVERY cideo source in the description. Much love

[@delimeat-]

I wont even lie. This is the best collection of jerma clips ive seen ever. They’re all so obscure and yet absolutely fucking hilarious LMAO

[@apistat]

At 37:37 Jerma says "Fire Walk with Me", therefore confirming he is BOB

[@lukaluukaa]

Jeremy being BOB’s newest host explains so much about him and his abhorrent crimes

[@hazz62]

this is like watching a lotr film but for jerma

[@clara5122]

why is he kinda sexy

[@athernaut7939]

not kinda he is sexy

[@alfieburns9019]

Hey Jerma you look handsome today.

[@onlyone8331]

​@@alfieburns9019👁 _ 👁

[@_sickbug]

Thanks ​😀

[@ABG.]

Watching the same 100 Jerma clips over and over but in different comps just feels like watching brand new clips

[@XertiqWasTaken]

I started watching this at 11PM and now it is 5AM. I somehow rationed out this 2 hour video over the span of 6 hours and I don't know how

[@dumbloser666]

the dentist is WHAT in his mouth?!!?!

[@fatthanosfeet]

SCREWING

[@fatthanosfeet]

DRILLING

[@fatthanosfeet]

FUCKING

[@cwookdev]

Eating bugs

[@thaDjMauz]

​@@cwookdevjust glistening (60 btw)

[@emanatetm]

1:39:48 the intense build up followed by him just one shotting that guy is so fucking hilarious for no reason

[@PrisonBrain]

1:31:19 "Igdgo, igdgudahereigdgdgoguizigdndgo"

[@rsden4258]

8:10 genuinely whats his problem 😭

[@Imsocoolandhandsomeandprettyan]

Eren?

[@imuttx]

the fact he thinks he has to stamp his face on the paper during the note bit is so funny

[@aliencafe]

I fell asleep watching this video last night and somehow had the most restful sleep ever, thank you for your service

[@Esajas11]

49:52 when he said that I already knew that in about 20 seconds, hes going to go ''N-NO CHAT, LIKE LIKE NOT THEM TOGETHER'

[@rredK]

0:00 this was the vessel before he was possessed... i cant believe the jerm got such an innocent soul 💔💔💔

[@Eye-Of-The-Beholder]

I've never laughed at a 'YTPoop' before in my life I've just never found them funny But that 'JermaPoop' at the beginning.... Was dangerously close to being the first one to crack me up Well done pal, well done

[@GwynC]

Most YTpoops were just unoriginal and derivative of other content. Had some good ones, like manslayer's skyrimpoop, but 9/10 times it was thoughtless noise. Which is exactly what that JermaPoop was. There's no reason it should be that funny. But it is.

[@thaDjMauz]

YTPs were very hit or miss in general, if you just happened upon the wrong ones I can see how that condemns the whole genre

[@さよナランチャ-h6v]

@@GwynCDurhamrockerz Boggle Crunch is a classic

[@Koupip]

​@GwynC that's just the jetma effect. No matter what he does or where h3 is its funny. He doesn't even do it on purpose like when he played geo guessed and landed next to a landmark that just said "GAY"

[@KyllingThyme]

​@@GwynCDamn yall sound miserable ngl.

[@jad__lad]

this might be my favorite jerma comp so far and ive been watching these for years

[@diediedice]

You're so for real

[@robertstevensii4018]

I recall it was not of my own volition when I began to feel the way I do now. The onset of the emotional state I find myself occupying is wholly ALIEN and unnatural, like the way mold spores slowly take over the internal systems of an ant. And yet, I cannot deny that I feel it as my own self when I say that I have became sympathetic for the soulless thing on the screen.

[@cbcgame2744]

I feel like im watching a science experiment

[@spicymeister]

5:51 why did he seem so like... amused at that comment ? that little freaky giggle sounded like he wasnt opposed at all

[@robbieboydudeguy]

Ster’s evil giggle overlaying jerma’s embarrassed one is simply a ploy to make us think jermas the normal one in their relationship

[@TheSilly6403]

How have I never seen this clip before, that giggle was evil

[@bowsdaboss2955]

What video is that from?

[@TheSilly6403]

@@bowsdaboss2955 'Jerma Vs. Ludwig : Battle of the Ships' at 20:57

[@CandyMaddy]

he geniunely looks like my grandpa at 24:58 when hes watching golf on the TV

[@jaydenmiller2763]

My occasion is pooping 🙂

[@Jaaaaack]

Perfectly viable! I’d say its ideal even.

[@lorenzreiher1407]

😋

[@JEASOUA]

just like jerma to spend 2,5hours on the toilet

[@john_dillermand]

My grandfather use to tell me stories about Jerma. It's sad he retired to pursue being a party clown.

[@meghanuh]

this is a feature length film…. and i will be sitting down and watching the whole thing in one sitting thank you 😔☝️

[@shaneweismiller3721]

sometimes I laugh not because I think the clips are funny but because I know that if Jerma watched the clip he'd be crying laughing and thats what makes me laugh

[@ilovedilfs84]

13:16 this is the most bizarre thing i have ever witnessed

[@josephanselm8301]

8:53 has anyone asked him to leak this yet now that he's retired? Maybe I should when it's my birthday this year 😂

[@scootinloaf]

i want him

[@autumn_shrom]

Real

[@SStarry_Days]

In a jar

[@cardboardking577]

​@@SStarry_Days🦄

[@blimoppy]

2 hourss ?? Mann, ill be enjoying my food watchin this

[@endenel8694]

two hour dinner yessss

[@-althea-]

@@endenel8694their food is an iv drip. Try to be more sensitive.

[@RadicalRegice]

24:54 wow. he sure is doing that

[@pebabmey]

33K views is much more appropriate. Also I've had hornets in my house and dear lord. They hurt so bad, they can get in multiple stings. I was stung TWICE while sleeping behind my ear, and a few more times on my arm it was terrible.

[@ittybittybatty]

I'm not scared of bees or hornets, I'll let bees crawl on me if they happen to land and I stay away from hornets/dont freak out if they are near but I HATE blackjackets. When I was a kid one landed on my upper cheek and stung my lower eyelid repeatedly, felt its legs crawling around on my closed eye felt like it was trying to get in. Those fuckers are evil, I did think jerma being scared was funny but I also get it that he was freaked out, if you stay calm it's fine, they notice the carbon dioxide you breathe out and it agitates them which is when they get spooked and sting so just staying calm is key

[@CyphersBasement]

The Patch Notes section at 13:15 is one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my entire life. High Art.

[@swolemoth]

Thank you for this, I can now finally accept his retirement

[@GutsVod]

the censor on the pokemon tv makes the clip funnier if you think too hard.

[@manukahonei]

13:30 the way I’ve never seen this video??

[@yuki3034]

Same wtf is it from?!

[@shrugintensifies4663]

Jerma has just that perfect voice I love listening to as I blow out ass chunks on the shitter. 10/10 comp.

[@djfebrezee]

You are so real for that actually

[@alphaaxis64501]

1:27:20 jerma just vocal stimming then being an absolute goober is just so funny, once he dials up the phone he becomes a complete gremlin

[@UndeadSoul47]

I decided to watch the video for the laughs, but I really needed to hear that clip at the end. It was a great way to wrap things up!

[@gec9960]

1:06:35 he’s like a chaos god toying with a mortal

[@MeatyLeathrDaddy]

32:33 doesn't want to say his last name, shows it anyway lmao

[@Nyrkvennasogur]

All the people saying these clips are obscure are making me feel insane because that means I'm in too deep. Ive heard all of these multiple times. What have I done

[@ratsoda]

this helped me get through a 3 hour studio class thank you

[@HowNeatImImpressed]

What is a studio class

[@Leto_0]

If anyone asks, I'll tell em... Jerma did a great job. A great job!

[@orionbarnes1733]

TF2 Scout is so cool, I wish Jerma was real

[@jamestomlin5525]

Its nice seeing scout living his best life Jerma is just his streaming name

[@sanest_emu_fan]

I’m super excited to play this video at my funeral later tonight!

[@comedyman4896]

If Jerma was at the dentist and there was a documentary about car crashes playing in the background, Jerma would literally die laughing

[@i.wannabe.m.e]

Under 1k Andy

[@Iloveteenwolf24]

He is SO FUCKING HANDSOME ❤❤❤❤😨😭😭😭

[@SnakeandFox]

Love how he says he’s not gonna share his last name and then a few short seconds later he DISPLAYS the certificate with his name on it to the stream. This old man is CENILE.

[@hydrasalesman9629]

"I couldn't get the plates, he was going like 50 and I can only run like 30 or 40" inhuman creature.

[@ALiteralLamp]

Wow jerma did body horror

[@lukaluukaa]

jerma david cronenberg collab when

[@breadf5399]

watching this on my birthday so this is now jerma clips for my birthday, thank you :3

[@hoggerqt]

Jerma is a treasure to mankind, thanks for these clips a big majority of them were new to me

[@goobxart]

incredible that the weirdest clip in this whole video was jerma giving genuinely good life advice

[@Exyile]

i could watch these till the end of times

[@Dennis-ud2nh]

Why is this man talking to himself alone in his room this way?

[@Pyxislo]

Jerma couldnt be more right about the trader joes bit tbh, that butter chicken and shit is good

[@zelba4515]

these are actually great clips thank you for not just using the extremely popular ones !

[@Jaaaaack]

Thanks for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed!

[@PuffyKat]

Okay, 1 more video before bed…

[@Sad_KittenGaming]

Where is the bit of him pulling cables out of his neck from??? Ive never seen that before.

[@fritzy8318]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/e3manYCDia9kjdEsi=lMshLLa6BRUPCTDc

[@ghost.and.gills.]

Guys I can’t stop watching jerma what do I do.

[@frankbailey7460]

The only cure is more Jerma

[@aliencafe]

You’re stuck here now, I regret to inform you

[@twotruckslyrics]

ive been stuck here for months, its a natural event

[@athernaut7939]

Give in

[@milesthe2tailedfox]

3:52 someone needs to edit these clips from this era to have the boiled man in dark hallway

[@crashley47]

I love jerma, his speech at the end always makes me cry because he makes me so happy and I laugh at almost everything he does. He truly is the best of the best

[@slydoesnotknow393]

Not long enough.

[@diediedice]

I'm so tired from pressing the replay button every 2 hours 4 minutes and 35 seconds that I've developed arthritis in each knuckles of my hand

[@Madixx_m]

I refuse to believe Jerma is a real person

[@gavinpikky]

This might be the best jerma compilation ever

[@biax6642]

His motivational speech at the end really hit me man

[@ChaosTheSalamander]

The lipstick kiss note bit is probably the greatest bit to have ever come out of him

[@bozo8603]

God, I wish he was real.

[@loyroy_]

truly clips for any occasion. instead of giving a funeral speech i just showed this whole thing