Jerma Reading Questionable Chat Messages #5

Shoutouts to Bjork, Bernie and Shelman's Big Bang Bazinga Bing Bong Burger
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0:00 - Milk Voice
0:18 - Blushy Boy
0:44 - Puke Smell
1:38 - Pregnancy Test
2:27 - Make A Room
3:48 - Show Pants
4:33 - Pants Off
4:39 - Someone Else's Pants
5:09 - Genius
5:25 - Edibles
6:22 - Please Be Fake
6:57 - Are You Real?
7:41 - Mom Is Sleeping
8:04 - Zoomer Potential
8:10 - Frosted Flakes
8:37 - Dusk Dev
9:39 - Parent Teacher Conference
10:32 - Sideburns
11:27 - Dusk Dev Strikes Again
11:44 - Wallpaper Glue
12:41 - Played Before
13:07 - Not Enjoying At All
13:43 - Ugly Character
13:54 - Sir Gideon Andy
14:35 - Mario Tennis Trick
15:26 - Gas Station
16:08 - Yellow Food
16:29 - Bean Boozled
17:28 - Pregnancy Mode
18:10 - Diaper Cam
18:18 - Diaper Check
18:25 - Gamer Diaper
18:43 - Stain
18:54 - Stop Looking
19:13 - How Many Skeletons
19:26 - Explored The Armpits
20:19 - Furry
21:33 - Important
21:44 - Tesla
22:10 - Melee TV
22:58 - Bjork
24:15 - Pie Dream
25:10 - Definitely Playing
25:56 - Jeremy
26:11 - Dr. Oetker
26:29 - Mike Rowe
26:55 - Human Meat
27:41 - Democratic Primary Raid
29:16 - Bernie's Bodacious BBQ Bacon Bunger Burger

[@johncrops]

Hey I kept my word that this would be out in a month, and I'm actually pretty proud of this video. I don't know if it's the best one I've made, but I laughed more during the making of this one than any other one, so I'm happy :) Anyways, I hope you guys are all doing well and enjoy the video! Don't know when the next new one will be, but I think I'm going to compile these first five ones into a big mega video or something. But first I need to get a new PC because making this one on my current PC was painful lol

[@m.w.9899]

The inclusion of the actual chat messages is what elevates your videos. Most wouldn't put in that work so I appreciate you.

[@plaham7288]

I was rewatching the other ones earlier today and hoping another came out soon ahah

[@yojirex6374]

Seeing a new part of this series always puts a smile on my face, great work man

[@SL1NGSHOT222999]

thank you for putting so much work into this, we will enjoy it thoroughly

[@freehugs25100]

so glad watching the first one put this in my recco right away and i thank you

[@nawa1249]

This is really the only human interaction he gets besides his hospice nurse. Glad he has so many supportive fans.

[@YaGuyALT]

Every time I see posts or comments like this I think about this one Tumblr post that said "you guys will say anything about this poor man" in reference to jerma

[@iamasalad9080]

Chat's his prison buddy, both are legally insane.

[@Brigtzen]

@@iamasalad9080 Nah, Jerma -would- is ilegally insane

[@Ashephalt]

@@YaGuyALT funny you call him a “poor man” because he’s the dictator of a small nation and has full control over its GDP.

[@LC-mq8iq]

@@YaGuyALT "poor" my ass, this RICH streamer spends MILLIONS on gambling, sex phone lines, and his wide variety of "tools"

[@NOAH-hu6be]

It will always astound me how drastically he can change the messages. Sometimes it’s just changing ‘take’ to ‘bring’ but it’s usually 3 or 4 words that weren’t even typed

[@Montewtf]

To be fair the chat is rolling fast and his speed reading obviously isn't the best

[@asoap2422]

You're talking about a guy who had to use his phone camera to take a photo of a spam message to see wtf it was cause chat was spamming too fast

[@nottellinyou1]

The words he adds always make the messages 10 times more articulate too, which is so funny cuz he makes chat sound way more sane than they are.

[@slommie1649]

Schizophrenia

[@verkhvo]

poop wine andy

[@alpine7313]

I love that they're not even complete thoughts just "pregnancy test", "milk voice". Two words to make the funny.

[@Lusc1nt]

serial killer wait

[@wntriam]

TO MAKE THE FUNNY

[@leonardilifter]

SELL HAIR

[@davebob4973]

seconds left

[@davebob4973]

its over

[@Neeckin]

I love how often jerma just, adds words to these comments like his mind is auto completing them and making them worse

[@SentientHoodii]

"Eat a McDick" will always be my favourite because he just turned it extremely hostile for no reason whatsoever.

[@benjamenYTDeadTheGamer]

@@SentientHoodii Was that here? I Watched this video twice and somehow couldn't find it.

[@scarlett-moriko1543]

“OHH THE MISERY, EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS MY ENEMY”

[@peep3208]

@@benjamenYTDeadTheGamer its in an older video

[@benjamenYTDeadTheGamer]

@@peep3208 I found a clip of it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/ip6sppyenbCnq9E

[@onlinestonedogii]

The thing that people who don’t go to Jerma streams don’t realize is that chat is ALWAYS going 100 miles an hour, and yet he ALWAYS catches the weirdest fucking messages. I can’t even fathom how he reads the damn thing let alone comprehend it.

[@krusher181]

Yeah chat on Jerma streams is FAST. And he’s known for completely ignoring it most of the time. It’s crazy there’s this many moments

[@backwashh]

he reads 250 words per second

[@pipebombmailer]

it’s like the matrix

[@littlebeasty5839]

What are you talking of, this is very human thing to do. Definitely, absolutely, indeed.

[@YNWMellyREAL]

Jer,a

[@HappyLarry.]

I love when Jerma tries to brush off a comment about his appearance but will repeatedly look back at the screen to see what he looks like

[@Nao-ow3rr]

:(

[@milosslava]

insecure andy

[@kuromi8384]

awww

[@user-ic8kn6by6m]

I actually feel bad- hope he know he is pretty and people are just joking

[@AwkwardTurtle_]

It's to make sure he hasn't changed form on camera

[@BrochJam]

Jerma is a substitute teacher playing a video game on the overhead projector and chat is the class yelling an unintelligible combination of directions and insults and encouragement at him

[@MetaKaios]

This comment belongs in the video

[@batofdestiny7801]

Overhead projectors… I haven’t thought about those things in over 8 years.

[@BudBonkerson]

Same as it ever was

[@montana26]

he was genuinely a substitute teacher for a bit

[@montana26]

@@cluckerduck yes! i don't think he did it for long but he did actually have a substitute teaching job for a while

[@Romanticoutlaw]

it would cost him exactly $0.00 to _not_ read those messages out loud and yet he dons the jester's crown and jingle jangles his way in front of the court every time. It's what we love him for.

[@idkwhattoput7729]

Wrong. Less people would tune in so he would make less from subscriptions and ads.

[@BOTAllen]

@@idkwhattoput7729 you should be put into pregnancy mode

[@spongytrout7462]

@@idkwhattoput7729 how does this make him wrong in any way

[@idkwhattoput7729]

@@spongytrout7462 buddy did you read the comment? "it would cost him exactly $0.00 to not read those messages out loud..."

[@justaguy4311]

Someone never heard of the concept of opportunity cost

[@brickowls7886]

the "show pants" moment really shows that jerma does not have a mind of his own, and is completely subservient to chat

[@jermanizer]

vessel :)

[@verkhvo]

submissive streamer

[@user-qf2rx8ir3n]

Archiveofourown Moment

[@rowan-priince1860]

Submissive and streamable

[@Slimurgical]

Someone called him a CIA project in a different jerma highlights vid and this comment feels similar

[@captainkiwi5827]

I really love "I don't wanna say it out loud" and then he instantly reads it out loud

[@emilyzies]

What part ?

[@jamesyeung3286]

​@@emilyzies every clip

[@sakuraheony]

especially when he could have just not mentioned it at all

[@eddyspaghetti6211]

“I’m very comfortable in my own skin” he literally had a mental breakdown because his hair was partially to the side

[@pisssoakedbombas]

I mean sometimes it be like that

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

as an autistic andy myself, i gotta say that’s a certified autistic andy moment

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Skinwalker Andy. He may be comfortable in his own skin, but he's never in his own skin

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

Autism andy moment

[@oddcrafter1270]

Well, yeah. That's his hair, not his skin.

[@asare240]

Just wanted to stop by and congratulate Jerma on his pregnancy.

[@sagapulastation1711]

Its honestly incredible seeing such an old man experience the beautiful process of pregnancy

[@jamasa0074]

He pressed left trigger

[@Alliewallie1234]

​@@jamasa0074 I love your pfp so much, glad to see a Lorna Shore fan that watches jerma as well lmao

[@cranburrey]

I'm the father

[@mythcat1273]

No ster is the father​@@cranburrey

[@waterbottle6644]

16:50 is such a powerful moment. He freaks out so much, correctly deducting how bad the experience would be, yet immediately goes for it anyways. I really feel bad for jermas actor, Mike, sometimes; the writers put him through a lot

[@ebinecksdee9872]

I heard Mike has had to go to therapy multiple times to get out of character because the director wanted him to be fully immersed in the character. Apparently Mike only watched children's KZbin videos for 24 hours straight on an ipad and that just broke his mind

[@micahbeckner2274]

Didn’t they black mail mike into playing jerma? The whole situation is really messed up

[@Vonias]

Okay Mike needs to become a big in joke in the community, the idea of "Jerma's actor" is so funny and it's incredibly surprising a joke like this hasn't been done before.

[@ebinecksdee9872]

@@Vonias just comment something related to Mike on every Jerma video you come across ez pz

[@Vonias]

@@ebinecksdee9872 You got it, I'm 100% in on this little scheme if you promise to do the same.

[@quinn8996]

I love how IMMEDIATELY after he reads any pregnancy related message the word is banned

[@malaizze]

Orwell wrote about this….

[@lilyhawthorne1196]

​@@malaizzebro did you just really compare twitch chat to 1984

[@malaizze]

@@lilyhawthorne1196 no I’m comparing it to Homage to Catalonia obviously

[@limcw6092]

Authoritian Andy

[@mudstick]

ive never seen a community so dedicated to zeroing in on such hilariously specific insults, directed at one man. its like the whole chat playing break the targets and the only one is on his forehead

[@exzyyd392]

Chat puts all of their effort into destroying him or complimenting him so much he breaks down and there is no inbetween

[@conspiracypanda1200]

Reading this comment while the question "why do your sideburns look like pubes" simultaneously hit my ears had me snorting so hard my entire face almost collapsed

[@2minuss]

*SUCCESS!*

[@roekayler]

“You came in the dream when I’ve already been there for 25 min.” is such a powerful line

[@LifeWKai]

Also, he describes the moment as a "clip" which just goes to show how his mind works

[@chilliadistudios]

I love how during the “Are you real?” bit Jerma gets so defensive

[@FloofMother]

Also his argument is that the technology isn’t there, not that his personality or the things he says are human

[@Gigglesnix]

If jerma ever realizes he's being contained it could mean the end of the world

[@Godfredozila]

SCP Andy

[@lastsecondshot5779]

A big thank you to the brave souls who distract him with funny comments like these

[@sythrus]

Or a new beginning

[@Gigglesnix]

@@Godfredozila anomaly andy

[@RobWithGuns]

He’s truly living in his Truman Burbank era

[@OdaSwifteye]

Zerk off room is killing me. I'm just imagining someone trying to walk into that room and having some level of dignity as someone watches them walk in and close the door. Do you still zerk off knowing that everyone is waiting and listening for you to zerk off or do you leave and does it mean anything to go into the zerk off room and fail to zerk off? Who cleans the zerk off room? And the fucking classy Sims 1 music tops it off.

[@funnylittlecreature]

Why would you watch someone walk into the zerk off room and just stay there listening

[@OdaSwifteye]

@@funnylittlecreature Well that's the thing. Are you going to put on headphones or turn on something to flush out the sound of someone zerking off in the zerk off room? Because I don't know about you but if there's nothing running or playing in the house I can hear things from across the street much less in another room.

[@nootboot9324]

@@OdaSwifteye the clear answer is the zerk off room being underneath the main house like a basement. Accessible through connected tunnels from each room, none of which are connected to each other as to avoid running into others on a trip to the ZOR. So it would have like 7 different doors all of which would have a wooden plank type lock to bar each. It would be a sort of pocket void of sin

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

​@@nootboot9324the phrase "pocket void of sin" goes way too hard for what this comment is talking about

[@FloofMother]

I imagine the zerk off room would not be so much a place of privacy as it is a dedicated room to make the experience as enjoyable and comfortable as possible

[@QueenBee-ws3mu]

Had the person editing this not included the chatters In question I could 100% believe that jerma is talking to himself and no one asked any of these things.

[@craghack701]

The controlled breathing after the pregnancy test comment kills me every single time

[@EstivalSolstice]

I love how he always refers to himself as “this guy” even if the message just says something like “him,” like every single stream is an entirely new audience that has never experienced this deranged streamer

[@totallynotmrsinister8705]

Neopronouns

[@HeartOfStone.]

See the thing is that Jerma himself is funny but to me the funniest part is the audience being batshit crazy and because Jerma's so genuine and nice that he's essentially the straight man to the audiences absurdity, as much as the latter would have you believe the opposite.

[@junezdollhouse]

this is the truest thing about jerma ive seen in a while. like yes hes crazy but thats only sometimes. most of his insanity is just chat encouraging him to go off the rails

[@malaizze]

I saw him eat a kid once. Didn’t even swallow- it was like he *was* the mouth.

[@HeartOfStone.]

@@malaizze "Mr. Mouth Man", of course.

[@plaguedocter4791]

Stop spreading misinformation he literally stabbed me and collected the blood in a dirty alley way in Boston 10 years ago

[@masondickerson9466]

​@malaizze This made me laugh so hard! Also a great encapsulation of exactly what the original comment is talking about.

[@VRJosh]

CAUGHT ON FILM, Every time the mods have a mini heart attack.

[@johncrops]

We appreciate your hard work in dealing with this insane man and his insane chat

[@rorbee]

The courageous wranglers between a man who will repeat anything he reads and a horde that keeps writing down world ending spells

[@wordydird]

This feels like a watching a wild animal at the zoo and you guys are all the zookeepers who are just like "yeah he does that" and I'm so confused but happy to have seen such a beautiful moment.

[@lillieampurra]

epitome of "he's a bit off but he's got the spirit" of acting human

[@keenfrizzle]

6:57 It's a little scary how prepared he was to answer the question of whether he's real. As if he just sits constantly in the uncanny valley and gets questions about it all the time.

[@monsterupdatewhen]

7:28 "Sorry, I'm real"

[@ALiteralLamp]

He does gets questions like that a lot

[@ninilzzz410]

i fucking love it when he laughs at a message first and then says 'whats that mean?'

[@ninilzzz410]

its like he's laughing at the letters arranged in a funky way, not a sentence

[@Loe7]

I remember when Jerma was talking about how much he hated cinnamon for like 20 straight minutes during his Elden Ring playthrough. Someone in chat said, *"I'm flabbergasted you're using cinnamon for a bit."* He read it out loud and spent the next 20 minutes trying to justify why he actually hates cinnamon and that he's not doing a bit.

[@hevoo]

I absolutely love the Dusk dev as a reoccurring character.

[@navc8522]

David's a character, to be sure.

[@linojvni2038]

It’s so cute how he plays along with us when we call him a psycho, like we’re all in on this game that we call him crazy but he’s actually a normal human, not realizing he’s an ACTUAL PSYCHO and we’re all a figment of his imagination

[@iamnevrchange.9570]

wake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jermawake up jerma amirite? 🤣🤣😂

[@tristanmoore985]

The term is like “gang stalking” but milder

[@clayless8701]

or he's a figment of our collective imagination

[@krusher181]

I always thought we were real but Jerma was played by an actor, kinda like a vtuber. Exactly what a fake viewer would think tho, I now think you’re probably the one who’s right.

[@glendorner5569]

He reads these messages like a baby sounding out his first words

[@blightbray127]

Watching this from the comfort and privacy of my zerk off room. Great video:))))

[@johncrops]

Stay safe in there

[@blightbray127]

May the zerk be with you John crops 🧌🧌🧌

[@70sman]

Thank you so much for these, Jermas chat truly is just as insane as him

[@SN-of5tu]

jerma's chat is merely a mirror of the man's madness. thousands of voices conglomerated to re-create a representation of this psycho's inner monologue. a unison of screams, pleading to be freed, to be released into the mortal world through jerma's words. and jerma complies, saying shit like "how many skeletons could you kill before they got into your anus?"

[@ohgodohnothebees]

@@SN-of5tu Did Jerma drive them insane, Or did they drive Jerma insane?

[@skunthundler]

@@ohgodohnothebees They're like ouroboros, they're continually zonking each other.

[@70sman]

@@skunthundler more like constantly zerking each other off, the sickos

[@TheCactuar124]

@@skunthundler Zonking or zerking?

[@littlestinker06]

24:15 I remember having a dream of jerma rummaging through my fridge throwing shit out and saying “EHH THIS STUFF’S GROSS” and “EWW YOU HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO EAT” in his iconic silly voice.

[@Semikris]

This is the absolutely best dream/nightmare

[@charliesmith1197]

His ability to slightly change the contents of any message he reads is impressive

[@SomeDumbKid1]

These compilations have convinced me that Jerma's derangement is contagious and it spreads to his viewers like a memetic virus. Truly terrifying.

[@NathanBoehm]

ONION BUBS!!! ONION BUUUUUBS!!!!!!!!

[@danielduffy6058]

Never stop this series. It’s too good

[@kingding9542]

There's probably going to be at least one episode worth of martial every time jerma streams so I wouldn't worry about it if the uploader still enjoys this

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

@@kingding9542 If not someone can pick up the mantle. The jermamite community is amazing

[@nillabug]

23:42 the absolute reverb on *BJORK* is impressive. Makes me fear for this Bjork individual

[@mari-wy5yk]

do you happen to know what stream this is?

[@nillabug]

@@mari-wy5yk sorry I don’t, but the game is called ‘one hand clapping’ so you could probably find it using that

[@fklmrek437]

“the dreamcast fucking sucks lmao” will never leave my head

[@johnthomason9980]

Very funny to see the "c'mon dude the edibles are kicking in" bit right as I swallow the last bite of my edible

[@remy0743]

How'd it go?

[@batrachianbill9760]

@@remy0743 he died

[@synphilia4776]

RIP Tohn Jhomason, may he swallow in heaven

[@BLANKONTOP]

Currently nomming on some edibles, hoping to be like that guy

[@hotlinerevachol5436]

@@BLANKONTOP What, like fucking dead?

[@baslewis]

the fact that milk voice is such a real thing for performers is so funny. like i’ve been avoiding milk before shows for years.

[@bird2509]

17:10 Jerma in my backyard eating a handful of snails

[@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727]

I’m glad these videos exist as proof to offset the enormous amount of people who think Jerma’s insane, when in reality chat’s the true menace

[@dogemaster9676]

i had a dream that jerma was my neighbor, he behaved like an NPC, constantly roaming the same areas of my neighborhood every day at the same times. one day i called to him, JERMA! he looked at me as if i had called him by a name he hadn't heard in years. i woke up convinced the dream was real, wondering what house jerma had been living in all this time, and then fell asleep again UPDATE: jerma is a recurring character in my dreams.

[@gamertardguardian1299]

He was lost in the sause

[@milosslava]

npc andy

[@Emu_calli]

your in his dreams

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

Bro i think you got infected by the Jerm.

[@tylerslittlecafe1288]

How can a man be simultaneously the most unhinged person I've seen, and the most normal person at the same time.

[@nothing4mepls973]

I love how the chat is trying to make him laugh as much as he's trying to make them laugh. Truly a blessed system.

[@HappyLarry.]

I like that the dev called Jerma 'them' not 'him', like he believes he's a different species and can't identify his gender

[@okuyasuniijimura]

Ah yes, the jerma hivemind

[@soupy55]

Them is also used for singular people but I like this theory

[@flipwonderland4181]

@@soupy55 but he's referring to the hivemind that is jerma

[@combativeThinker]

@@soupy55 Really? Well, it shouldn’t be. That’s grammatically incorrect. The correct pronoun to use when referring to a person of unknown sex/gender in the English language is the masculine “he,” “him,” or “his.”

[@carpetjam1264]

@@combativeThinkerIts them lol “have you met the new intern” “no, i havent met them yet” Using he would mean the gender is known, wouldnt it?

[@user-sn5bw3gh5f]

chat is a random word generator and jerma takes them seriously

[@mimr3258]

When someone asked him if he was real it was with the intentions of psyching him out but instead he aggressively tries to prove to the audience that he's not CGI

[@likethewitherboss]

the dusk dev parts were golden

[@meguwu4975]

I love how when someone asks him "are you real?", he has to adamantly defend himself and prove he's real.

[@Vonias]

The democratic primary raid bit made me nearly pass out the first time I saw it. It's so stupid lmao. The idea of getting interrupted every 5 seconds to shout out a raid and Bernie Sanders requesting that the chat be put in "sub only mode" is just hilarious to me. That implies that all the candidates can see chat and respond to it, it's so ridiculous.

[@soigotthisnewanimeplot3162]

Every time he reads a message you can see the realization of the community he's created flash across his face. God cried when he gazed upon the rotten fruits of his labor.

[@Vincente22]

chat doesn't actually exist it's all just his different personalities

[@thewizard1]

The souls of his victims

[@DonkeyWork420]

@@thewizard1 victims of the red pulsating mass

[@jamul_cos]

My favorite parts are when we can hear Holly faintly laughing in the background

[@BierBart12]

The zerk-off room is actually an incredible alibi. You could conduct all kinds of criminal or embarrassing activities in there and people would just leave you alone, thinking you were doing something mundane

[@gpliskin]

Speaking honestly, I like how he evolved with these. In the beginning, he would just laugh or be surprised, but now he takes them and turns them into a bit or a joke. Dude is a natural comedian.

[@eater_of_garbage_]

Jerma makes up a stoner and then immediately assumes the stoner hates him

[@jae338]

god i truly fucking love that he will completely add or remove parts to the messages. even if it is just small words at the beginning/end that don't really change the meaning of the message much. so funny to me for no reason at all

[@big_man_on_the_scene]

i like how he peer pressures himself into showing his pants

[@krittykrats]

"sweaty and in pain" - the gaming wizard from las vegas

[@3spoons366]

10:15 Jerma seeing chat as a bunch of kids doing the kid point and laugh sound makes every time he does something stupid or chat makes fun of him so much funnier.

[@raphael8951]

I love how he always autocomplete the chat messages

[@murphthasmurf5923]

He never reads what they say, he just takes a few words and invents a narrative

[@pubscrublord3475]

As I got to the show pants segment, as he was about to stand up, I thought the raw power of Jerma's pants crashed my computer. Just froze as he started rising from his chair.

[@NYCWalIcrawler]

I like how in clips like 1:10 jerma is afraid to say "it probably smells like puke" but also goes on to say way worse things when reading other chat messages

[@NYCWalIcrawler]

(Without question) "why do your sideburns look like pubes?"

[@zerolife3008]

Jerma is one of the only streamers who still reads chat very frequently even though he has over 10k viewers per stream. The best part is a lot of the time the stream gets derailed for a few minutes because of the messages he reads.

[@appulman]

25:58 imagine if he had correctly guessed this person’s name, dude would freak

[@user-nm7ox7jp6r]

He NEVER reads them as they’re written

[@laynewhite626]

His accent slipping during the grilled human meat, hes nervous, he doesn't want us catching on to him.

[@nosliwyelir]

The Bernie bit got me good. "Here come the rats, ok, it's true."

[@IAMParaDROID]

I just discovered Jerma and these videos have been a great crash course on the subject.

[@darkjanggo]

29:16 holy fuck im crying, every once in a while jerma will just absolutely destroy my humor receptors and it happened here

[@JioVega]

I love that he put the pregnancy test back in his mouth

[@yatrtiah]

Gonna be honest, I used to hate Jerma comps and clips, because I didn't watch his streams at the time and yt kept recommending me his content for some reason.. I was so foolish and blind back then🙈 Thanks for your effort, love these comps now!

[@joemamma7169]

Oh no, Jerma's taken him he's been assimilated into Jerma's mind 😰😰😰

[@flipwonderland4181]

we lost another one bois, rest in peace.

[@theSato]

Thank you for this, me and my friends were just saying "hope there's another 'jerma with funny chat messages' compilation soon" a couple days ago. Can't wait for the next one, really appreciate your work in making me and my friends crack up in voice chat. Any other really good Jerma/vinny/joel compilations would be welcome too!

[@johncrops]

Genuinely makes me so happy when people talk about them and their friends watching these videos, it's so wholesome

[@theSato]

@@johncrops I thought you might like to know your work brought us a little joy and levity in a currently stinky world!

[@bubblsi]

Just wanna say like these videos are what got me into Jerma, he’s so naturally funny and his synergy with chat is so insane. These videos just prove to highlight that, amazing editing, keep it up!!

[@johncrops]

Hey thanks! Glad you like them and glad they got you into the funniest man on the internet :)

[@charKT-7461]

Why was he so ashamed of the Super Mario pajamas? That's literally the coolest thing you can wear

[@artistmaki630]

Fr I thought he was going to be wearing those mini shorts again or something

[@anti-spiral159]

Wow! Jerma sure is fast in typing all that with His extra limbs and making it look normal what he "just caught up" in the chat. Incredible skills

[@whebshow6610]

The "handful of Bean Boozled beans" clip is amazing. He doesn't even do the "no I'm NOT going to do that!" routine and literally just goes straight for it. Then he says it tastes like hamburger meat? What a streamer

[@Star0gaze]

I don't know why but the concept of this guy having a family really boggles me, you're telling me the same man who threatened to put a viewer INSIDE OF A GRINDER and literally GROWLED at chat after giving his viewers the death stare has a brother??? And a MOM????

[@rREC]

i love how jerma at first is apprehensive when chat asks him to do something and says no but then gives up after 5 seconds to do what chat told him.

[@mythcat1273]

2:14 I love how a single chat message completely destroyed jerma's opinion of fun dip

[@Agent_Deko_]

Jerma: I’m not gonna say/ read it *proceeds to do it anyways* *goes on to elaborate for 10 minutes*

[@periwinkle43]

David Szymanski being a fan of Jerma makes him even more awesome asides from making great games like Dusk and Iron Lung. What a fkn legend

[@axmoylotl]

he types all the chat messages himself with his alt accounts

[@axmoylotl]

@iamthestoat good for smushing spiders and ants

[@EightTinyRats]

These Jerma Chat videos have become my favorite thing ever holy shit

[@tillum7593]

Jorma is literally an SCP

[@user-sn5bw3gh5f]

Jorma

[@chippym8316]

Joramae Elbortson

[@dyskilz]

An* 🤓☝️

[@tillum7593]

@@dyskilz why an?

[@hatrian]

Jorma

[@robinmitchells]

If you do another one of these I have a request. I dont know what stream this moment was from but it’s from a compilation someone made of all the “best one guy moments of 2021”, where chat is surprised that Jerma had seen Squid Game and someone says “name one squid”, that moment always cracks me up and is one of my favorite Jerma chat messages of all time

[@johncrops]

I've actually specifically tried to avoid that video so I'm not just tempted to copy all the One Guy moments lol But since you requested that one, I'll check it out

[@robinmitchells]

@@johncrops I’m pretty sure it has chapter time stamps (though I could be wrong) so you can just fast forward to the moment so you aren’t tempted to copy :)

[@robinmitchells]

@@johncrops yeah I’m right, but I found a comment I made where I timestamped that exact moment and it’s at 26:47 in the video

[@assistantmagus5213]

It's honestly so psychotic the way he can read even just a few words plainly printed on a screen and somehow his brain jumbles it up so by the time it comes out his mouth its a different sentence entirely I'm not sure if he's deliberately doing it because it's a long running bit or if he's like heavily dyslexic or what

[@Ragnemuffinable]

Great as always. Want to suggest my own one guy moment. In the Farmer's Dynasty vod with chat; Jerma reads the comment at 4:46:19. The comment appears from ragnem at 4:46:52. The context is he's spent the last five minutes trying to push his truck out of a river. He then proceeds to get a second vehicle stuck in the river. love this dude

[@johncrops]

I think that could probably work in these videos, thank ya for the recommendation, I'll definitely keep note of it!

[@benjabby]

Ragne Muffin... Ragnem... Hmmmmmm 🤔

[@nateharvey1300]

This and the last video both started with a milk voice comment, cinematic parallels

[@Rigius]

All 5 of these are easily the funniest Jerma compilations on KZbin. Keep it up cant wait for more!

[@johncrops]

Hey thanks, glad you like them! #6 is in the works

[@jer_e4806]

22:11 There is something so utterly hysterical about this clip to me, the oddly specific yet strangely relatable post parred with gameplay and music thats so sub-par that you hope whoever made the game did it ironically/as a joke, it's just too absurd not to laugh at.

[@cosmonautt7458]

I get so excited every time a new one of these drops, thank you so much!

[@remi609]

7:28 I like how he apologizes that he's real

[@GayBrain]

He really is such a blushy boy, isn:t he? :)

[@whiterunguard9397]

nothing can top press left trigger to enter pregnancy mode that shit killed me when it happened

[@kaidkaid88]

Hands down my FAVOURITE thing about Jerma. My FAVOURITE THING. It makes me so happy when he does this, i cant get enough, when jerma goes: "wh- what are you talking about, im- *laughs * im- im not gonna do that. Im- *laughs some more * im not- guys- fine" and then immediately does it