Jerma Streams - Kinect Games (Part 4)

[@JermaStreamArchive]

2:04 Kinectimals 40:00 Fable: The Journey 1:45:47 1st Brb Ends / Let's Cheer! 2:08:07 UFC Personal Trainer 2:36:00 Hole in the Wall 3:14:35 2nd Brb Ends 3:23:51 3rd Brb Ends / You're in the Movies 2:39:44 Thumbnail

[@lostpockets2227]

9:46

[@tyrap6949]

I dont know why Jerma naming his bear "Dryer Sheet Bear" is so fucking funny

[@MrCris2021]

40:53 Amogus guy leaves reality and inserts himself into a videogame as a compact green Goblin.

[@Reac2]

You just made me laugh out loud and alert the entire house. Kudos

[@future8772]

-2 for calling him amogus guy

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Holy shit, his adhd was on full blast during that "most famous frog" bit

[@themightydroner]

Timestamp?

[@carl6780]

@@themightydroner not even 2 minutes into the video lol

[@mblackcoat8293]

@@carl6780 time stamp?

[@nuclearpotato4073]

@@mblackcoat8293 0:00

[@gritgobbler1873]

@@nuclearpotato4073 0:27 - 1:45

[@ALongAndLowTide]

Leaves to show dryer sheet bear: Bear on screen glides 36:58

[@Vitorio582]

2:05:52 will forever be one of my favorite Jerma moments even though I know it'll never get the attention it deserves. Everyone in the chat was going like "yeeeeah", I felt like I was part of an anarchist group that is against the system (the system being DMCA, of course) and Jerma was the leader

[@lcslndmt]

And him going "WHO CARES! FUCK IT!!" followed by "I do! I do! I do! I do! I do!" and muting the song after playing 10 seconds of it made the moment even funnier

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Damn jeremy throwin it back in the thumbnail 🥵

[@TemmiePlays]

whatacursedusername. andcomment. yourecursed

[@aquietone2895]

It was blocking out the sun

[@jeffu_]

ZAMNNNNN

[@TheFatmerrill]

"arent they mean" lmao he says that like its gonna maul his hand thru the Kinect or something

[@andeggbreaks]

I love how he used the name 'dryer sheet bear' with no explanation for 30 minutes or so then he showed the logo on stream like a dramatic reveal

[@FishboyAbzu]

Jesus christ in that hole in the wall game his shadow is DUMMY thicc.

[@Stoic_Lizard]

That fairy reaaaaaly likes that pirate guy....

[@aquietone2895]

Something something, main mast, crow's nest nnnyaknowhatimean?

[@ed9358]

i was laughing my ass off when he did disturbia like my stomach HURT

[@admiralpoi2903]

Kinectimals loading screens are kinda amazing wtf

[@carl6780]

Ikr those were so gorgeous and satisfying to watch?!?!

[@MiSHy1121]

2:54:01 had me dying. The way he and his little shadow on screen desperately scramble to figure out where and how to pose. LOLOLOLOL And the picture at 2:54:16 he looks like an escaping cryptid that just barely got caught on tape.

[@mannequin_z]

Hole in the Wall was like a Jerma meme-face generator.

[@Chlocean]

That bit about the dad wanting to bond with his son over Fable: The Journey was simultaneously wholesome and sad.

[@liquid0001Squadalaxd]

2:39:49 for the Jerma Dumptruck.

[@feeluvsyou]

that 40 minute hole in the wall bit is the perfect encapsulation of jerma as a streamer

[@BloodHeart]

every kinect game looks like one of those fake games in 2000's movies

[@nonameswerechosen]

25:22 yes, he does

[@haydnmalyon7690]

2:39:53 "Look at all this junk (in the trunk) over here!"

[@beedlethebard3189]

the part at the beginning of the stream where jerma asks "what the most popular frog is" and says it's the "hello my baby" frog is one of two situations 1. jerma truly is a 1950s-60s era cartoon character that has been drawn to life 2. jerma has seen the mask too many times or maybe the third option 3. it's both

[@Flameb0]

i like how he completely ignores the calibration for spellcasting and fucks around the whole time and then immediately cant understand why the spellcasting doesnt work

[@partypotry]

in another universe he wouldve played hollaback girl & it would be worst/best singing of 2021

[@endig4501]

3:21:15 Damn that's good

[@warsaw1548]

0:21 Freeman! What the hell are you doing! No! STAHP! LECH!

[@maverson335]

the bits he does about a father trying to make his son think he's cool make me unhealthily sad.

[@nothx9642]

I watched here comes the boom (2012) recently and spent half the runtime and the rest of the night going fucking nuts trying to figure out why I recognized Mark DellaGrotte and literally I think it’s this stream. He’s the trainer in the ufc Kinect game. I spent hours feeling INSANE because I could not remember. And now that I do, I have confirmed that I am

[@WolffPack23]

I remember playing kinectimals when I was kid 😭 it’s so weird but funny to see these streamers and/or KZbinrs play it too. It still holds a special place in my heart

[@King-in-Yellow]

1:56:40 Literally just a Tyler 1 moment.

[@E2wqpXcGGnLtJHbVXDhS3]

2:40:00 jerma boasts his dumpy

[@zander4171]

Hope eveeyone is having a blessed day

[@fafnirlord]

You as well! :)

[@sanguillotine]

Let me bless your day with some beautiful Chaos

[@Sagaleon14]

Thank you, I hope you have an excellent day :)

[@duroorud527]

haha my day isn't very blessed

[@GuillotineDani]

no

[@SupremeCKS]

Plays a game called “the journey” but only has enough patience/attention span for “trip to the grocery store”

[@yiff]

I like how the moment he turns the mickey music on he starts doing perfect at it, but the moment it goes off he stops doing good.

[@Kai-rc6zi]

Oh shit this guy is TendedDragoon74!?

[@woodhousii2445]

"I'll be live tomorrow" :(

[@BRILTHY]

5:04 king zora when i tell him jabbu jabbu swallowed his daughter

[@jeffu_]

3:04:04 absolute gold

[@cousin__roman]

2:47:22

[@fatcat8977]

Thats the look you do when wet food touches you while you do the dishes

[@FrizzySkernip]

my dad's a kinect streamer

[@wetham4461]

whats his name

[@CardboardOdyssey]

The snickers ice cream bar dad who just wants to impress his son bit was golden

[@Void-Walker101]

His almost first instinct was to fondle the cub.

[@sofiasaaand8083]

who was pucnhing him

[@iainmaclean4872]

me

[@ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

I think ppl were spamming the jermaPunching emote

[@nopenope6034]

david

[@fruitypeebils]

the lighting on the face cam makes him look terrifying

[@PurpleLightning6was9]

22:03 stroke

[@g.d.8065]

He barely resembles himself at all in some of those photos. What the fuck.

[@joshsurfz932]

Stunt double

[@a.b.3455]

"You gotta ask yourself, is riding the horse really the best part of your game?"

[@timothyyounger4881]

He took like 4 adderals before this stream

[@justafatfrog2886]

Yo how tf hasnt he realized that he destroyed his body to intense physical workouts, and then does a damn UFC training workout?

[@justafatfrog2886]

nah nvm flailing ur arms isnt breakdancing nvm lmao

[@sanguillotine]

Clearly the most famous frog is Kermit Edit: nvm he said it

[@BoosterDawg]

1:26:41 1:51:20 1:55:03 1:56:41 1:59:04 2:05:09 2:39:46 2:42:32 2:45:50

[@jollytosty]

Im into him playing many games. Reminds me of vinny

[@Tobi-rf1pn]

To ensure accurate spell casting, first bring your hand to your shoulder, then thrust it straight toward your target with your palm facing foward. Try to keep your arm straight, and avoid leaning forward.

[@killychan]

2:43:18 he saw a ghost

[@kazuhiramiller7945]

“Do you come from circus folk?”

[@MrCris2021]

Kinect was a mistake

[@Sybato]

I thought I was the only one who said "I'm feeling a little froggy in my throat"

[@Oodems]

Look guys it’s jerma nine hundred and eighty five

[@pizzapowwow5848]

veteran streamer does not know how webcams work

[@Airbag15]

I like your content mate.

[@DevBunnyx0]

Jerma did half of one push up

[@kikibeans]

the horse in that one game looks better than 99% of horse animations we get today

[@st0pitliz]

A reverse full moon.

[@StarscreamsGirl]

7:10 who the fuck is David

[@jawa8472]

42:08 ILLITERATE STREAMER

[@milkbox103]

2:40:06 orange :(

[@fishratthings3870]

2:05:38 Worst Singing 2021

[@rainydaydoll]

1:39:35 was just so sad LMAO

[@SirMaxim]

I wish the 3rd BRB/Movies was labeled better, he didn't even play the game lmao

[@pistachiodisguisey911]

A sealed Xbox live vision camera is literally like $30, and unsealed maybe like less than $5

[@bonez1398]

Hi

[@fatcat8977]

Hey Bonez!

[@mastertunnelrat8051]

hello

[@doifhg]

wait.. did they really open the game about professional fighters with a line about how if you want to fight people in unarmed combat for a living you have to undergo persistent ans extreme training?

[@melaniescott4877]

2:38:40 dumpy

[@y99na]

big slappy

[@ivy_0149]

3:28:14

[@jarodk1294]

If he will play Kinect games in the future he should try Sonic Free Riders, Dragon Ball Z for Kinect and Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor.

[@fluffymilkbuns]

jerma should've performed w rihanna at the superbowl halftime show

[@dominicanfrieza1394]

why would he play that ufc one

[@Braden123135]

Jerma, try connecting your phone to your PC as a webcam, most phones have way better cameras than those whacky webcams. If you have an android phone theres the software droidcam which you need to pay to have HD video, and there is likely a way to do it with iPhone as well.

[@PinkyDango]

I am sad that fable connect is the last fable game it seems unless they develop a new one

[@Evalynder]

jerma

[@RinKagamineX3]

Jerma complaining about Kinect Games being bad is like someone trying to eat a rock and then bitching that it was too hard to chew... Like REALLY what does he expect from the critically acclaimed worst feature of the 360? AND after 3 other times doing Kinect games? That he'll find even a single GOOD Kinect game? (also my own aside opinion, Fable really isnt that great, especially compared to every other fantasy rpg game in the past 20 years. So couple that with the Kinect and its insane to me how he assumed the FABLE KINECT GAME would be good, and that it being called THE JOUNREY, would be anything other than a constant one-the-rails ride...) TLDR; Jerma was convinced by the voices in his head that Kinect games were good, thus leading to this stream.

[@mastertunnelrat8051]

Fable definitely fits into a niche in the world of RPGS. I have an infinite amount of love for Fable 2 due to its story book aesthetic, which persists throughout the series, as well as the general casual experience it offers. They may not be the best games but I'd argue they're worth their salt.

[@andeggbreaks]

Yo... you predicted him eating a rock in the stream today...

[@Twitch380]

Jerma suprised that a Kinect game is for basic kids, lol is there one that ISNT?

[@BlulesBlue]

he should have played kinect sports, it's wii sports but better, a lot of things that the wii tried to do kinect does better

[@user-yd6bo6xo7w]

Sus

[@MFPICKLEO]

please stop drawing jerma as a horse and a catboy

[@Explicyo]

2:51:10

[@Evalynder]

jerma

[@Clorocks727]

1:16:30

[@Evalynder]

jerma