Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!
@TheAlison14565 жыл бұрын
Lots of fails, lots of triumphs. I laugh everytime.
@thisismyname56575 жыл бұрын
*That's* *some* *good* *cidah*
@jackenglish99485 жыл бұрын
1:41:40 for Jerma breaking the FIRST RULE OF MINECRAFT
@jaems5 жыл бұрын
Penalized accordingly.
@BarnacleButtock5 жыл бұрын
He does it at 57:39 too
@archonandrogenpharmacokinetics4 жыл бұрын
I like how he is trying to crawl his way up
@awakege63373 жыл бұрын
Rookie mistake
@sonikkuffffff2 жыл бұрын
breaks his pick breaking the block that sends him falling into lava
@freak8Out5 жыл бұрын
46 year old boomer relives his glory days through VR
@lulhighman34283 жыл бұрын
I thought this said glory hole days tbh, I was getting ready for some milking action
@MartianV2GG3 жыл бұрын
Hes 35
@Vibakari3 жыл бұрын
@@MartianV2GG a year too late, now he’s 47
@talon_xi3 жыл бұрын
@@Vibakari nono, he's in his late 50's. Get with the program
@archersamson2543 жыл бұрын
You all probably dont give a shit but does someone know a trick to get back into an instagram account? I was dumb lost the account password. I appreciate any assistance you can offer me
@JermaStreamArchive5 жыл бұрын
Game Starts 4:45 Brb Ends 1:45:49
@TheEliteCam5 жыл бұрын
I appreciate you adding these to the videos; but could you put these in the description so that they don't get buried by other comments?
@yamo965 жыл бұрын
@@TheEliteCam or just pin the comment
@Signorellielli3 жыл бұрын
Pin this
@KKruki2 жыл бұрын
@@TheEliteCam opinions on the current youtube meta?
@dinonatorful5 жыл бұрын
3:12:40 something about jerma laying down in a Minecraft tree trying to stab a skeleton
@reeceulf5 жыл бұрын
Literally the peak of the stream
@emiliofernandez71174 жыл бұрын
purp frogs that is literally the best thing I’ve seen on Minecraft and it was done by a short steamer too
@JacobKinsley4 жыл бұрын
Just use the shield 4head
@2toothsome5 жыл бұрын
Since each block is 3 feet, we can tell Jerma's height is around 4 feet based on his head position.
@evanhart97355 жыл бұрын
Isn't it a meter each? So he'd be like 5'7"
@Lucas-ol4zx4 жыл бұрын
He is 3 meters long
@devyl81564 жыл бұрын
Evan Hart no its a foot each so hes like 1’5” i reckon
@chikki71454 жыл бұрын
i could’ve sworn in the official minecraft books a block is like two inches in height
@DirtyDoctorDan4 жыл бұрын
One block is considered 1 cubic meter in volume.
@lethauntic2 жыл бұрын
1:41:35 Jerma breaking the first rule and immediately paying the price was amazing. That scream and flail was great as well haha
@JacobKinsley Жыл бұрын
He reacted as if his life was actually ending
@samgomez9942 Жыл бұрын
I love how he raised his hands up as if he was being actually burned alive
@sniceverything49445 жыл бұрын
Jerma sounded like he actually fell in lava
@polly52292 жыл бұрын
The power of VR
@danteezy9452 жыл бұрын
he would inhale the lava faster than he would process the pain from falling in it.
@JacobKinsley Жыл бұрын
@@danteezy945 He would perfectly swallow all the lava, then akwardly look at the camera before gulping it then running around on fire like mario when he burns his breeches
@mycoolhandgiveit5 жыл бұрын
Is this the guy that dug straight down ON STREAM?
@shaynehughes66453 жыл бұрын
This guy is FUCKED
@18754KRS2 жыл бұрын
@@shaynehughes6645 +2
@solharv78175 жыл бұрын
2:55:05 for the beginning of Jerma vs Skeletor
@dragooner19575 жыл бұрын
talk about beating a dead horse.
@18754KRS2 жыл бұрын
@@dragooner1957 +2
@Angrystick0 Жыл бұрын
@@dragooner1957 + 2
@callumshell5 жыл бұрын
24:27
@JackPorter5 жыл бұрын
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot in this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, your gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of coco. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!
@elgyoder60605 жыл бұрын
"Lucky if I play for more than 30 minutes" 3 hours later...
@floorpuncher32805 жыл бұрын
Goes on a mission to kill the Four Horsemen of the apocalypse
@requ1emYBA3 жыл бұрын
i swear jerma gets the rarest stuff on his stream, he spawns next to a wooden mansion, then gets a skeleton horse.
@Emily-pd2hi2 жыл бұрын
Sayonara Judas
@requ1emYBA2 жыл бұрын
@@Emily-pd2hi Hola Emily B)
@AiOinc1 Жыл бұрын
Bugleberry cast a luck spell on him once by accident and now this ability has poisoned his entire life. He can no longer read chat without picking out the least possible message.
@JacobKinsley Жыл бұрын
@@AiOinc1 I read this as 'bulgeberry' and I just thought that should be the name of the bugleberry that got catboy jerma out the pool
@swapper56843 жыл бұрын
“Where’s my house?” -Jerma, who has not built a house
@cherby27364 жыл бұрын
jerma hunted down by one of the rarest mobs to come across in game
@Gopslav5 жыл бұрын
26:19 Actually yeah, i’m watching one play right now
@jackenglish99485 жыл бұрын
2:24:33 for Diamonds
@Milkman-bu9es3 жыл бұрын
46:15 I love how jerma can say so confidently things that just make no sense lmao
@thephonelad9925 ай бұрын
except it made sense...?
@nativechatter9995 жыл бұрын
31:45 Streamer DESTROYS the environment for his own SELFISH gains
@williamkline64503 жыл бұрын
Capitalism
@Freak5323 жыл бұрын
@yoda gaming facts
@iikeli7273 жыл бұрын
”How ba a a ad can i be”
@18754KRS2 жыл бұрын
@yoda gaming +2
@JacobKinsley2 жыл бұрын
White bread factory
@Sweet_Reverb4 ай бұрын
I love the stiff emotionless combat at 2:48:10 with a Creeper vs the frenetic, lifelike combat with a fluttering bat at 2:48:28
@aquaartistcat58352 жыл бұрын
having some of the most beautiful, nostalgia-inducing songs to me playing in the background while jerma does stupid shit and dies a dozen times elicits the most strange mix of emotions i have ever felt
@LolaTheGardevoir3 жыл бұрын
There should be a timestamp list of every time a motorcycle passes by his house
@Emily-pd2hi2 жыл бұрын
“God laid down this law, saying: if you want some good, get it from yourself.” -Epictetus, Discourses, 1.29.4 I searched on Google for a quote that is about people that think that some change should be developed, but refuses to try to attain that goal. That was the one that I could most immediately find. Post Scriptum, I meant the quote to be a joke, and I think this is the first time that I’ve had a valid reason to reply to your comment to say something. I think I never felt that I had a good reason to reply to one of your comments whenever I saw them before.
@mossedchipsets-xx9knАй бұрын
god's a bitch
@mint54384 жыл бұрын
This would have made my 12 year old mind explode at the time.
@Quasi4044 жыл бұрын
Same, i definitely wouldn't have shut up about this
@alexiryo2 жыл бұрын
2:03:00 Watching jerma irl is so fucking funny at this part
@JacobKinsley Жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time jerma does a nerd neck in the next 5 minutes
@thefrub5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that Jerma "Destroy the tree? Get that tutorial out of here I don't need that" ....TWO SECONDS LATER... "wait what do you do when you start Minecraft??"
@Tdogredman5 жыл бұрын
*kills sheep with a pickaxe* "oh kids are gonna love this"
@Dilgoro5 жыл бұрын
After watching this stream it just reminded me how much i love this game. Ive played it since the beta and it was cool seeing all the new shit they added. Im past the point in my life where i hate on shit just cause thats the popular opinion. This games is a great way to relax and just chill. Good memories too.
@anacondaboom64175 жыл бұрын
I wish I could discover it today and play it for the first time. Beta was nice but the game is so much broader now, even more so with mods
@d0pesmoker5 жыл бұрын
Thereareno Goodnamesleft you’re a good dude
@JackPorter5 жыл бұрын
+Anaconda Boom the game was also very big at the time of beta, i played since alpha, when it was literally only sandbox, no lose state. the mob farming, the early days of automating farming, i remember inventing new ways of farming, red stone circuits, opening doors with pistons when they came out. And the updates just came so fast. Boat elevators was probably one of the most prominent bugs, i remember when they broke the "only need a ladder every second block" thing. Minecart boosters was just other minecarts going in a circle, that was maybe mid beta though. Man, so much of my information is outdated. Watching youtubers like Yogscast to see stories made in it, watching coestar for the inventions, watching sped up building videos. Now? I wouldn't know where to start if i was thrown in it today, is there even any quirks left they haven't removed? Is there any invention to be done that hasn't already been made and is easily googleable? It just seems like to stand out you need to make giant computers out of redstone or something insane like that. Or you just play on servers with minigames ala roblox, never been much into that.
@MaximusHandimus5 жыл бұрын
I am still plagued by that sickness. Not with Minecraft, but with other things.
@littlebigphil5 жыл бұрын
@@JackPorter There was a lose state in every alpha version. Survival was the only mode for alpha, infdev, and indev.
@SorieI3 жыл бұрын
Me and my cousin used to have "kamikaze mines" where we'd save our spawn and just dig down over and over again. Used to be a pretty good way to get a lot of ore fast, if you had the guts and luck
That skeleton trap at 3:00:00 was hilarious, not only was he jumped by like 2 creepers but a lightning strike just so happened to of struck a skeleton horse. He definitely wasn't ready for any of that.
@graysongdl4 жыл бұрын
I don't see any of that at the time you linked. All that happens is he kills a fish. Also, lightning always strikes skeleton horse traps when you get near.
@kirbykinnie36912 жыл бұрын
@@graysongdl im a couple years late but its at 2:55:10
@ReaverTheSurvivalist2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Jerma get surprised about BATS of all things genuinely warms my heart cause it reminds me of the first time I saw one in 2012
@JacobKinsley4 жыл бұрын
This game is horrifying in VR. The world looks simultanously tiny like a dollhouse and huge like you're an ant in grass. It doesn't feel like you're playing minecraft in vr, it feels like you're somehow manipulating the flat screen game to track your head and hands and the whole ui is bound to the side of your hand. When you are in the darkness, the blacks aren't rendered totally black, there's about 3 speckled shades of greeny-gray that are alternated between until absolute darkness where there's this strange totally black void where the leds turn off on the headset itself to make it true black. The movement doesn't feel like you're moving in the world, it feels like you're piloting a camera on wheels around the world, and at worst feels like you've activated a flight command and you're just constantly holding the button to acccelerate downwards. The screens feel like if you so much as blink they'll disappear and you'll be stuck in some kind of hellscape where you're stuck in place and time has stopped. Your body and hands don't exist, you're just observing the world you've made in 2d. It tries to do 3d audio but fails, so you end up feeling like you're listening to minecraft audio in the background while you play a muted game. I would not recommend it to anyone who does not have at least 100 hours playtime in both VR and minecraft.
@Bug_Bait3 жыл бұрын
I'll keep that in mind for when VR becomes affordable.
@axelhanne82383 жыл бұрын
@@Bug_Bait looks like @Jacob Rendall played the official version of it. It's complete shit. The better version (that everyone uses) is called Vivecraft (no you don't need specifically a vive headset)
@venusianbasil3 жыл бұрын
@@Bug_Bait oculus quest 2
@JacobKinsley3 жыл бұрын
@@axelhanne8238 Vivecraft's what I'm referring to. It's what Jerma played in this video.
@cobaltnightmare59203 жыл бұрын
I got through Half Life Alyx even though I was scared but this is so much worse. Being in a ravine and just waiting for a skeleton or creeper to drop down on your head from above in almost total darkness is too much.
@yup99185 жыл бұрын
Boomer who died at pinwheel decides to try something easier, and still dies
@ShuckleII Жыл бұрын
Funny sociopath comment, lmao upvote me
@TheGreenTaco9995 жыл бұрын
2:55:16 Jerma called it "four horsemen" before it even became four horsemen, wtf
@Wolf995555 жыл бұрын
to be fair the concept of the four horsemen is a fairly old legend
@Cr4zyD4vEe5 жыл бұрын
@@Wolf99555 well it's not a legend, it's a prophecy,
@reasonjefferey46444 жыл бұрын
@@Wolf99555 im pretty sure dude meant the skeletons becoming 4 of them after being struck by lightning (becoming 4 horsemen) not jerma refering to them as the legend
@katlicks4 жыл бұрын
The Four Horsemen is in the Bible, the Reveleations. One of the Four Horsemen is on a pale horse, his name is Death, and Hell follows.
@reasonjefferey46444 жыл бұрын
@@katlicks WHAT are you even talking about im 100% sure everyone here including jerma knows what a horseman is. Jerma said it as the horse was struck by lightning becoming a skeleton
@suicidemaster64893 жыл бұрын
I love how he's like, 1 and a half blocks tall
@sawanyo4 жыл бұрын
Local streamer digs straight down, dies and has to take a piss. -2019 colourized
@yorteammate25663 жыл бұрын
"so how old are you" ... " I played Minecraft Before the patch notes for Herobrine"
@MrHazardousMC5 жыл бұрын
3:20:19 that's because you need the vive deluxe audio strap. The straps that come with the vive suck because they dont distribute the weight effectively on your head. get that and you will be able to look down easier and feel lighter on your face.
@ni47174 жыл бұрын
i fell asleep w auto play on and ended up here to jerma shouting about minecraft
@siryawns54313 жыл бұрын
yeah fortnite we bout to 2:50:48
@HappyLarry.4 жыл бұрын
"you'll be lucky if I play this for 30 minutes" *checks to see the video time* Video time: 3 hours and 35 minutes
@chancethefapper45283 жыл бұрын
02:08:49 Streamer hits rock bottom
@18754KRS2 жыл бұрын
+2
@TheGreenTaco9995 жыл бұрын
7:48 his reaction tho
@pokugrf40005 жыл бұрын
Jerma freaking out over minecraft makes me wanna see him play the forest in vr
@NorwegianTaco5 жыл бұрын
oh my god we should definetely recommend him The Forest for the next VR stream
@Lucas-ol4zx4 жыл бұрын
Minecraft is scarier
@aniyilator2 жыл бұрын
@@Lucas-ol4zx that's cap
@KengaruZ4 жыл бұрын
3:17:49 Jerma when he's asked about his boyfriend
@sleepy-yyy4 жыл бұрын
????
@veryfuckinconfused3 жыл бұрын
@@sleepy-yyy ???
@clartt3 жыл бұрын
@@veryfuckinconfused ???
@changedaworld. Жыл бұрын
@@clartt ???
@clartt Жыл бұрын
@@changedaworld. holy shit
@EmilicoYamigos4 жыл бұрын
Jerma broke the golden rule of minecraft just for some coal...
@LordMoku2 жыл бұрын
Jerma: "I know" Also Jerma: Doesn't know
@Frosty147485 жыл бұрын
Grab some apple cider!
@ironman30905 жыл бұрын
Is this the top 1 MINECRAFT streamer on twitch?
@lilcritic32604 жыл бұрын
1:45:49 ignore this it’s just the end of the brb and the other comment with it got buried
@kuromi83842 жыл бұрын
I've been up all night (it's 5:37 am) and I want to go to library, but it doesn't open for another 3 hours so I'm going to watch this to pass time ig
@alt92182 жыл бұрын
bro who are you talking to
@kuromi83842 жыл бұрын
@@alt9218 my fans
@noahboat580 Жыл бұрын
@@kuromi8384 like your onlyfans?
@kuromi8384 Жыл бұрын
@@noahboat580 too ugly for onlyfans
@ibxki Жыл бұрын
way to make it weird Noah
@nativechatter9995 жыл бұрын
J E R M A C R A F T
@coralclaymore87232 жыл бұрын
2:03:07-2:03:14 Hi, I'm Renata Bliss, and I'm your freestyle dance teacher
@cardboardlamb5 жыл бұрын
3:12:07
@yup85752 жыл бұрын
Ill miss you JermaLiedAboutMinecraftVR
@pkjuno8 ай бұрын
1:17:45 jerma turns into a CIA sleeper agent tasked with killing a fish moments after talking about his shovels like theyre ice cream
@namelessking93993 жыл бұрын
he turned minecraft into a stealth horror game
@Squeezebox17384 жыл бұрын
Jermacraft: The creatures come out at night
@MrHazardousMC5 жыл бұрын
Yup, had VR for the longest time (had a Rift dk2) and this game is still one of the best. You just can't beat this level of procedural generation and the depth.
@fault3k5 жыл бұрын
1:41:45 dont dig straight down kids
@mw-kg7nv4 жыл бұрын
not even once
@LukeProduciones5 жыл бұрын
i actually didnt even know the horseman thing could happen wtf is that
@TheYeetedMeat Жыл бұрын
Skeleton horse trap. Only way to get them I think
@elgavgav5 жыл бұрын
JermaCraft HD Remastered and Kazooi Warriors Mania Battle Royale New Funky Mode & Knuckles VR
@ScariestGary5 жыл бұрын
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series
@elgavgav5 жыл бұрын
and Peter Griffin
@chancethefapper45283 жыл бұрын
2:46:40 For the dumbest moment
@OhHeBustin4 жыл бұрын
Local streamer turns back to camera and vibrates arm
@zzeroara9511 Жыл бұрын
i know cringe jerma fans would probably stone me for saying this but i would genuinely love a full jerma playthrough in 1.20. I want to watch him discover frogs, foxes, the new caves, the new mountains, the new villages, the new... . wait. i think I've come to the realization that jerma hasn't played minecraft since some of the biggest updates. all the more reason it would be absolutely wonderful to watch him stream this multiple times : ]
@waxmeltfan Жыл бұрын
I am the cringe Jerma fan and you are going to be stoned for this
@70sman Жыл бұрын
@@waxmeltfanI wish I was stoned rn
@beff2 жыл бұрын
i genuinely had to skip past the point he decided to fully explore the first cave because I was scared I would punch my monitor in pure frustration
@xChimkin3 жыл бұрын
the timing of those motorcycle noises
@antond123125 жыл бұрын
Suprisingly good vr version.
@Jermaphobia2 ай бұрын
This Jerma guy scares me...
@Kanakravaatti5 жыл бұрын
How could anyone hate Minecraft it's literally one of the best games made?
@PinkFloydBootlegs5 жыл бұрын
It's minecraft that's what
@h0verman5 жыл бұрын
duality of chat
@skapitybap21835 жыл бұрын
He put up with it for 3 hours
@TheYeetedMeat Жыл бұрын
Are you all finished with the irrational hate or are you stuck 4 years ago?
@evanhart97355 жыл бұрын
Big Lenny reference 1:59:30
@Jamiya984 Жыл бұрын
Jerma is my comfort character.
@spoon53074 жыл бұрын
2:25:00 official diamond miner
@robinorg13 жыл бұрын
As someone whos played since beta, and in VR both htc vive and valve index, this is painful to watch like pure agony.
@gemizu48745 жыл бұрын
This man really bought a Vive to play Minecraft lol
@Sahvi5 жыл бұрын
Jerma is a Pro Mineman.
@MontyTheMothman2 жыл бұрын
1:19:45 this would actually be great. After the way chat acted in the most recent awards stream maybe no chat would be better
@LesbianCacodemon2 жыл бұрын
What did they do?
@18754KRS2 жыл бұрын
@@LesbianCacodemon 🤷🏻♀️
@BiggRigg6 Жыл бұрын
jerma poking at that bat was amazing
@Jordan-rb287 ай бұрын
I probably logged 600+ hours at minimum in this game after horses were added, and I had never even heard of a person who witnessed that happen with the skeleton horse. That is unbelievable, literally legendary levels of rarity as nobody ever sees that happen.
@HollyfromtheHollow5 жыл бұрын
He should do it again. I'd love more of this.
@sluggerbutter5 ай бұрын
the cave part just became a lost footage movie
@epicguitar16024 жыл бұрын
Iron blouse is my new band name thanks jeremy
@BiggRigg6 Жыл бұрын
what u wanna bet that skele was probably down to 1-2 shot until they got "build around him" into his head
@z1mr1455 жыл бұрын
this is one of the most entertaining streams ive ever seen oh my god the last part had me suffocating
@thosr8612 жыл бұрын
Today is the day I realised Jerma viewers are primarily 15 year olds...
@chipbutty36452 жыл бұрын
That’s high considering most streamers are watched by primarily 11 year olds
@happygamer_18 Жыл бұрын
and im 8 years old, crazy how the world works…
@hexoson3 жыл бұрын
I got sick from the FOV after like 5 minutes
@hexoson2 жыл бұрын
Quick update: I just played Minecraft VR myself and I had to lay down after 10 minutes.
@theguywhotries28995 жыл бұрын
Sup the 20 or so people looking in the comments.
@rum_stg5 жыл бұрын
hi tim
@h0verman5 жыл бұрын
happy holidays from bangladesh
@strawberrylemonadelioness2 жыл бұрын
Jerma in VR is always amusing, it's like he has no spacial awareness.
@DavePyroRet5 жыл бұрын
Best stream of the year
@Hadowsay0195 жыл бұрын
2:55:00 perfect storm of bullshit
@flux37815 жыл бұрын
You can tell jerma's desperate when he starts playing Minecraft
@hoshii.85335 жыл бұрын
He lost a bet.
@JacobKinsley Жыл бұрын
He's gonna mayan some ayan and crahft the pickahxe
@FLAGMACHINE116 ай бұрын
Fun fact! Despite what egyptologists may lead you to believe, you can not carve precision diorite with stone tools!
@kuroishiofficial Жыл бұрын
bro every time jerma plays minecraft some exceedingly rare shit happens. Last time it was the village spawn with a mansion in render this time it was the undead horsemen whats next?
@bazookabullet1012 жыл бұрын
36:23 Oak button reaction cam
@coralclaymore87232 жыл бұрын
2:55:07 oh yeah, shawshank redemption emergence
@blakey75254 жыл бұрын
first of all, lambs. ill take one
@acidset4 жыл бұрын
Lambs, benches... the man of alternative words
@ShuckleII Жыл бұрын
wow, youtube is so broken it loops the video from the 60% mark, and then messes up the entire "people clicked here" wave. I saw this happen in a 10 hour video too.
@dase47132 жыл бұрын
jerma doesn't age
@Jordan-rb288 ай бұрын
I find it hilarious that KZbin is suggesting 3 similarly themed movies in the sidebar of this video: 2012, The Happening, and The Day After Tomorrow..... very interesting lol. Oh and No Country for Old Men, go figure lmao, I'm an hour into the stream and now wondering if there's an Anton Chigurh reference coming up lmao
@Jordan-rb288 ай бұрын
This stream is so painful so watch that I'm tempted to put it at 1.25x speed