Jerma Streams - Online Tests

[@JermaStreamArchive]

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[@inkartridge]

@@user-iz5wc6rc2w worst bot.

[@commentsok]

ok

[@nathanosborn98]

Yeah yeah that’s that’s

[@theyank]

English

[@immortalsun]

Good bot.

[@rga1026]

Love how he spent ages answering sex questions to find out which horse he was, but gave up after two questions on the star wars quiz

[@radiophobia1974]

The horse quiz broke his spirit

[@JFrog12]

Horse>star wars so it is based

[@Everettalla]

That horse girl

[@JacobKinsley]

With a TENACITY UNMATCHED, he DELVES into the DEPTHS of SEX-RELATED QUESTIONS, all in the QUEST to DISCOVER his INNER EQUINE ESSENCE. What a SICKO!

[@egg6940]

Timestamp please

[@candlelit13]

I think it’s so funny hearing jerma say how much he loves his iPad and lays in bed playing games on it

[@eldritchbeinginmycloset9568]

im just imagining him kicking his feet stomach down on his bed while he plays fnaf 3

[@kingamity1985]

He's like a 9 year old girl

[@livvv.mp4581]

@@eldritchbeinginmycloset9568 holy shit hahaha same

[@funnylittlecreature]

He sleeps with it

[@lance6886]

ipad kid andy

[@NUFCOfficial]

I prefer these kinds of streams that are just basic as hell because his personality comes through more than when playing games

[@Aaronmajowskavitz]

it's all about chat interaction as well

[@regicider3505]

His personality shows quite literally in this case

[@BIOHAZARDXXXX]

@Tomáš Staněk Its an American thing

[@rasengdori13]

Tomáš Staněk I can’t believe a guy in the KZbin comments section isn’t grammatically perfect.

[@Aaronmajowskavitz]

@Tomáš Staněk its just common in english idk, it's like an introduction sentence ;p doesnt really make sense when you look at it too deep

[@K4rmalApples]

not a huge fan of making references to the office, but jerma saying that he is a Jim and not a Michael is probably the most Micheal Scott thing he could've said at that moment

[@henrg]

It's funny because he really is Michael in every way except for being sexist/racist

[@DannyB1111]

@@henrg he’s not really sexist or racist he’s just a moron who doesn’t really understand how he comes across

[@Garf2O]

@@DannyB1111 No hes SEXIST and RACIST i read it on twitter once so it must be true

[@skeletoninyourbody9896]

@@DannyB1111 only because he doesn't realize his words have consequences doesn't mean he isnt a racist or a sexist. The whole point of his character is to prove that the words he says genuinely makes his workers go "wtf" at many points because they're ignorant 🤷

[@chefbob662]

@@Garf2O you watch the show lately?

[@howuncouth8198]

"Jerma your hair looks good today, can I see my family" I was literally in tears

[@donjuan2001]

All the jerma screengrabs of his face in horrifying contortions look like a once-normal clay sculpture was left on the dashboard of a car for too long and then shaken violently.

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

This is a fantastic analogy

[@jakeanator]

How is he so handsome yet absolutely disgusting at the same time

[@JanglePangle]

@@jakeanator Stretchy face. Results in his face contorting way more than most people but looks good at rest. I have the same problem, but replace "handsome" with "average looking"

[@jasonm.2954]

i hope jerma is still doing this when he's 90, like some ritalin david attenborough

[@Thrybald]

I want to frame this comment on my wall

[@benjaminbankwin5690]

no, i think he'll probably quit streaming in a while but he'll go back to making content on youtube like going full circle

[@lambertstarr1218]

@@benjaminbankwin5690 idk about that.. streaming is easier and more lucrative than youtube.

[@hoochieman1094]

A classic Jason M. comment.

[@abashedAuthor]

i feel like this man would be streaming on his deathbed. like just fucking image "hey guys, jerma 985 here, watch this!" and then he fucking flatlines

[@marchwhitlock6455]

Love how when the mental age quiz starts using British terminology, he immediately questions whether it was written by AI.

[@orangegradient4309]

British people aren't real

[@aydenlindsay8295]

When Jerma said “I’ve been drinking the same whiteclaw for 2 hours” it really sunk in that I’ve been watching an unhinged 30 year old do online quizzes FOR 2 HOURS

[@jiib7770]

Hey you and a few hundred thousand lol, some people were actually watching it live

[@lakthederg]

We all LAUGH at this DERANGED MIDDLE AGED MAN as he FORCES himself to BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC on CHEAP LIQOUR and PROVE HIMSELF in RIGOROUS TESTS.

[@ggafruit]

unhinged 24 year old*

[@nahguy]

@@ggafruit unhinged 40 year old*

[@CaatsGoMoooo]

*unhinged ageless eldritch manifestation

[@DJSquampy]

A middle aged adhd man feeds a marketing algorithm for an hour to find out which horse he is (GONE SEXUAL)

[@sirfuttbucker6067]

I read that as him being from the middle ages, and it fits lol

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

1:34:15 For anybody curious at what his results would have been for this one it was "Weasel."

[@junezdollhouse]

thats SO fucking fitting oh my god

[@NikkiDoesStufff]

I also love the fact that during an intelligence question he didn’t pick up on the fact that “leopardy” was a play on words because it was an animal quiz. 😆

[@MostlyJoJoMemes]

Fucking losing it at him looking at the Ice cream answers and they're all British ice creams and he thinks it's Ai generated

[@thehaloring90]

Streams like these are proof that Jerma can make anything funny. I swear his stream could be 20 hours of watching paint dry and it would be his magnum opus

[@Owlero]

What's a magnum?

[@HavingCrumpets]

@@Owlero one of those guns

[@immortalsun]

That’s not the compliment you thought it was.

[@mahoganymouse]

That sounds like it would be the funniest and least entertaining and most entertaining thing ever though

[@qaiser648]

@@immortalsun it just depends on how you interpret it

[@helloofthebeach]

Nobody gets bullied and gaslit by his own chat the way Jerma does and I love it.

[@SantaFishes101]

it can be funny, but remember that's part of what killed etika...

[@Saikocide]

@@SantaFishes101 Different demographic. Etika's chat was toxic as fuck, Jerma's chat is pretty tame. RIP Etika tho

[@18754KRS]

@@Saikocide ＋２

[@quincy2376]

@@Saikocide Jerma’s chat begrudgingly loves him at the end of the day

[@Patrick.Weightman]

At LIGHTNING speed too. Chat is so quick witted it's honestly unbelievable

[@PsychorGames]

1:29:45 I got really scared when Jerma did the Kung Fu chop at the camera Jerma please be careful and warn us when you do something that threatening ok

[@RematodeRanger]

Yeah dude. We almost died

[@mr_mist7891]

My head almost exploded from the sonic boom that happened from how fast the chop was

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

When Jerma says something as ridiculous as "It's like airplane air.. texture..." with an entirely serious face you know it's gonna be a good stream

[@Patrick.Weightman]

I hate that I understood exactly what he meant

[@4rumani]

@@Patrick.Weightman you are jerma

[@squidgama]

Jerma: My biggest fear is to be alone. Also Jerma: If I wasn't a superhero I'd be a truck driver, it'd just be me on the road. ???

[@jonttopia]

He loves the fear, he's an adrenalin junkie.

[@flameyboy4184]

The voices in his head keep him company

[@wastoidradio]

Being a truck driver is a controlled lonesomeness - one of your own choice. Being alone means you have been rejected whether you want it to happen or not.

[@PowerSpirit50]

Being alone and lonely are different

[@Patrick.Weightman]

@@PowerSpirit50 Yes but in this context he's effectively saying the same thing. He's not saying he wants to be a trucker because it's lonely, nor is he saying he's afraid of being lonely

[@kennykenny5043]

every time he looks straight into the camera i panic and look away

[@Al-vj9ht]

1:51:49 I’m fucking dying bro 💀💀💀 Seeing Jerma desperately find a way to tackle such a loaded question with fucking Mario in the background is hilarious

[@IMold363]

I don’t think I can support jerma anymore now that I know he’s politically an avenger

[@xcastoria]

1:08:05 “i POWERLIFT, i throw PUNCHES……. and i also do face masks”

[@peepeepants5332]

jerma admits to being patrick bateman

[@judeofford]

36:22 perfect music timing

[@GLENNACHEEMS]

*sad jerma noises*

[@alexwasherefirst]

I was hoping someone else in the comments would have said something about it.

[@wGScopez]

Its perfect

[@ryantreadway9971]

im actually really happy jerma was able to effectively treat his pain with marijuana, speaking as someone who also struggles with pain

[@logandunlap9156]

LIFE IS PAIN I HATE-

[@lantern7413]

⁷⁷7⁷77 c p

[@checkurs675]

Chronic pain gang wya 💯

[@kv5372]

@@logandunlap9156 LIFE IS PAIN. I GET BAKED-

[@Braden123135]

I'm glad he was able to treat his cannabis with pain

[@tinygardens]

jerma getting tommy wiseau and kramer on the character test makes so much sense

[@-psilo-9071]

I've watched this before but I totally forgot about that and burst out laughing

[@roxiroxiroxiroxi]

btw 1:54:05 is the moment jerma did the face thing

[@bokagoofy]

watching his face during the height test broke my heart into pieces.

[@rutela3668]

Timestamp omg

[@comradezvezda]

@@rutela3668 1:26:58

[@rutela3668]

@@comradezvezda thanks. The ac music in the background is sending me

[@maxpayne354]

With the fucking Ezio’s theme too hahahaha.

[@Tarnished-bn5gq]

36:22 “That means I’m in the bottom 30 percentile-“ *Mario game over music* No timing in the history of mankind has been that impeccable.

[@JacobKinsley]

I like how perplexed jerma was at the first mental age test because it was made by a British person where things like tips at restaurants just don't exist

[@Rot_Soft]

tips 100% exist in the UK but it isn't basically mandatory like it is in US, so you only do it when the service is actually worth it.

[@zoerose3478]

@@Rot_Soft Do servers get paid a living wage in the UK because it's not based on receiving tips?

[@Rot_Soft]

@@zoerose3478 it depends what you mean by "living wage". In the UK we actually have the minimum wage and government recommend "living wage" which means that is the rate that someone could live comfortably on, most service jobs like waiters would be getting the national minimum wage rather than the higher "living wage". However, the minimum wage is still liveable. So ye, no part of their wage is allowed to be sort of subsidised by tips like in the US, they have to be paid atleast the full minimum wage.

[@Deasherb]

When he thought magnum meant the condom too

[@embodimentofgreatness5514]

@@Rot_Softbet you feel real good about yourself huh

[@tikifreakazoid]

Can’t believe he said on stream that he’s only taller than 22 other people on Earth

[@18754KRS]

＋２

[@mikotoh]

​@@18754KRS+22

[@sqwooshy]

Paused the vid at like 1:32:47 and came back to watch more a day later, was very shocked as he immediately told me he was coming in my ears.

[@GLENNACHEEMS]

1:26:55 the vocals kicking in as he realizes his true form oh my god

[@rat-gang-]

it's perfect cinematic timing

[@lakthederg]

Followed by the song building as he finds out that everyone is so much taller than him

[@grit1]

Fun sized streamer denies reality

[@garrettmetting6938]

Fun sized lmao

[@MarioMario9000100]

2:21:42 is one of the greatest and strangest jerma moments of all time

[@intheshadowofathousandbean563]

Strangest? Lol it's just facts. People act like that whether they don't like something, lol

[@thenextgeneration9030]

@@intheshadowofathousandbean563 true for real

[@rhyswright9858]

@@intheshadowofathousandbean563 i dont think they meant it like that

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

Guy with a big fist is my favorite xman

[@joshshrum2764]

I completely agree with his stance on Undertale.

[@lucyisntosu1577]

he should really do more of just him streams, honestly he's more entertaining than the games he plays.

[@Broken-Flesh]

I agree, this stream was great!

[@Corninthesky]

I agree with you, but I also have so much fun experiencing the games he plays alongside him (and chat

[@zeallust8542]

Jerma is the only streamer i can stand sitting through more than an hour of. Its because of his mastery of just constantly being entertaining regardless of what hes doing

[@comradezvezda]

well obviously, the game he plays usually are some weird obscure shitty games. That's why jerma is different than most popular streamers, we watch his streams for him not for his gameplay

[@sirduggins]

I really wish he would go back and play DOS games those were my favorite. The games were mostly so minimal and shit that you just get tons of funny jerma moments

[@FeenieVonKarma]

36:22 These 10 seconds are a demonstration of the best natural music timing I've ever seen LOL

[@robloxlover1969]

it was so good

[@somecitrus7561]

"IM NOT A MICHAEL IM A JIM" is the most blindingly white american man thing Ive ever heard

[@bizzar3543]

Its also the most michael thing ever

[@keeeeeeerin]

this is the first stream of Jerma's that i've ever seen, but i hear about him on Joel's streams......i'm so in love with him right now

[@kinnikuboneman]

Hello fellow Joel migrant

[@micheal8672]

@@kinnikuboneman JERMAMITE!

[@CaatsGoMoooo]

The more you watch Jerma, the harder you fall 🥺

[@illuminaticonfirmed1389]

@@CaatsGoMoooo he is a deranged man

[@AngusTheZombie]

When Jerma stalls and cringes at questions about marriage and kids and then says he could never go too long without talking to someone without going insane, and then the halloween candy quiz guesses that his greatest fear is loneliness and it just floors him. so fucking funny for something that happens completely organically

[@kuromi8384]

Can't wait for him to take the political compass test, BDSM test, and rice purity test!!!

[@RickJaeger]

"17 percentile, that's good right?" :)

[@ni4717]

Is this the guy who got tommy wiseau as the character they were most like on stream

[@wooflord]

"is this AI generated?" Close! İt's British ❤️

[@18754KRS]

🇬🇧=🤖

[@macmuggo5459]

İs this Turkish keyboard?

[@terrestrialfrog606]

LMAOO

[@pogo3593]

All of his top characters were comedy relief

[@GamerSisters]

Jerma calling babies "bags of sand" killed me in one shot

[@john_dillermand]

I love these streams because I can just put on my headphones and listen with my eyes closed.

[@movedformerlybluestepswitc1870]

I swear they gave me that exact chimpanzee test when i was tested for ADHD

[@joshkkg1519]

20:38 Jerma promises to electrocute himself with 200 volts on stream

[@helpivebeencursedbyawizard]

jerma reading the results on the horse sex quiz with the fire emblem theme blasting in the background is the funniest thing ever

[@JacobKinsley]

That glungus quiz made me cringe because jerma just didn't find it funny whatsoever but the person who made it desperately wanted jerma to burst out laughing and slap his knee

[@mekarabeam]

why was the horse quiz so fuckin in-depth 😭😭

[@immortalsun]

1:03:25 “I’m more reasonable than I am deranged.” Are you, though, Jerma? Are you, though?

[@hi-uf5hc]

love when jerma takes the baby naming quiz SPECIFICALLY made for pregnant moms

[@mannequin_A]

3:22:01 Saving this clip for whenever I need it.

[@junezdollhouse]

the part where he sets the masculine vs feminine one to 50/50 is so funny to me because thats what i set for that question on the test and i did that because im nonbinary but jerma does it because “i powerlift but i also do face masks”

[@SteppinOnYou]

You're living in a land of make believe

[@junezdollhouse]

@@SteppinOnYou as i should be this world sucks

[@SteppinOnYou]

@@junezdollhouse we agree on that, respect. Find happiness however I guess

[@18754KRS]

@@SteppinOnYou ＋２

[@kaleidoskull224]

I literally see you on any jerma content I consume 😭 especially on that one channel with the fancams

[@StuartRobertM]

Well, last year my gf of 18 years and i finished our relationship. Hit me hard as I was the one to move out as the children were definitely better off with her. Sort of never really got over it, bad year. Found out the other day she has started dating and felt shit. Lying on my bed I watched Jerma stream and managed to tune all the background noise out for a few, lovely hours. So I went back and re-watched Monster Rancher 2 (go on, BBS, you beautiful dabber) and again for that brief few hours I forgot all my crap and just enjoyed Jerma being Jerma. Thank you so much.

[@ryantreadway9971]

hey, i wish you luck pal. that shit aint easy. take care of yourself, alright?

[@StuartRobertM]

@@ryantreadway9971 Thank you, Ryan. Just trying to switch off as much as possible so I can just be a big, unthinking lump for a bit.

[@naudalyke]

So sorry that happened ): hope jerma streams (and other things) are easing it You've got this ❤ take all the time to heal/reflect

[@StuartRobertM]

@@naudalyke Cheers, Kali. Trying not to be bleak but the downward spiral just won't stop. It'll pass, I guess.

[@naudalyke]

@@StuartRobertM I can only imagine ): it's easy for people to say it'll get better, and I hope/know it will, but it's also okay to be sad abt it of course. We're rooting for you

[@creamcorn31]

1:18:13 for his character reveal

[@homiejack]

Jerma diverting negative attention to himself when politics got somewhat involved was so sweet. 16:30

[@NBDbingo5]

When jerma gets going, i forget im not watching a higlights vid

[@funeemunkyTV]

Every moment of Jerma is a highlight

[@xlonewolf2442x]

At 59:08 it is not a Burmese python. Its a ball python native to Africa. They do not live in trees but rather termite mounds or humid rich hideouts. They reach 5-6 feet at peak adulthood and weigh only weigh a whopping 3 pounds lol

[@TCangie]

Thats what i was thinking. I was so confused when i saw that

[@thebradzone3922]

"i dont give a shit about opera" (knowingly lets the fire emblem theme play in its entirety, then skips at the last second) "alright ive had enough of this opera" unintentionally genius joke structure

[@DQBlizzard_]

*4 foot 1 goblin fails every single test LIVE ON CAMERA 2020! you wont believe his answers.*

[@iNezerroth]

Ok I ran the first test with same answers four times and selecting different political orientations. Conservative results in 29, green in 21, liberal is 24 and socialist is 23. Jerma985 is both short AND liberal everyone.

[@cmarquino]

i figured he would pick liberal , he hovered over it for a second before he made the screen black 😂 also i feel like he aligns more with liberal views

[@whydidimakethischannel5545]

lol yeah he's from Boston

[@TrumanFritz]

1000 iq move

[@sanguillotine]

I figured he was a liberal, but I sure was hoping he was a socialist.

[@superextremehappy]

Thank you for putting in the research king 👑

[@BootElf]

2:20:52 that made me fucking cry for two minutes straight

[@minin911]

It's so cute that Jerma thinks 17th percentile is good

[@yeehawtaw2134]

2:03:14 love the ad below implying that the most important thing in life is opioid addiction

[@sneakyb4st3rd12]

ABSOLUTELY DERANGED streamer seeks validation through percentages

[@Kat-PM]

certified jerma moments 14:30 magnum ice cream 20:32 electric chair 36:52 jerma’s superhuman hearing 1:08:08 it’s 50/50 1:18:18 character test results 2:04:14

[@SerpentsAndSnakes]

jerma not knowing what babies come out of made my cry laughing

[@garrettoliva5154]

I've discovered a lot about myself in the Human Benchmark test. I have no memory, no reflexes and no reaction time. But I apparently have god-like hearing. So I can only come to one conclusion... *I'm Minecraft Warden.*

[@MashieMutt]

Can't believe Jerma admitted he was a socialist live on stream

[@iainmaclean4872]

I can't believe he also admitted to being a purple alien

[@violenceisfun]

Nationalist AND Socialist? Now I see why he didn't want to mention politics.

[@hedged-valley1148]

@@violenceisfun it's funny because nazism is nationalist socialism

[@andrewbay8891]

Jerma looks dashing in this stream

[@jackdaniels4975]

@@hedged-valley1148 I just hope you realize nazi's were not socialists

[@mjfreddyboy2976]

im happy that he took the mental age test first, when i sent it in the discord server, makes me very happy :)

[@TheWOOFinator1337]

Skipped to a random point of the video to see what the gist of it was and I see him looking at a height comparison thing. How on brand for Jerma lmao

[@Isaacandjed]

imagining jerma as all these fictional characters and chortling heavily. expecting jerma wiseau deepfake in a week MAX

[@leemsvg]

42:10 Streamer SCARS YOUNG AUDIENCE with ZORN on his Computer

[@eadie213]

2:03:14 Opioid Addiction is the most important thing, thank you ad.

[@Drybones898]

My thoughts exactly

[@metalilama1]

2:07:09 I hate how he didnt realise he failed the last question

[@lancehalo7256]

3:29:00 is hella accurate, I hate sundays for the same reason. That Monday anticipation blows, Saturday is the peak weekend day for me

[@E_V878]

37:58 I refuse to believe there was any sound at that point

[@utekari3594]

KZbin's audio compression removes sounds considered outside of standard human range. I went onto the site right after that point and I can hear that area fine.

[@20ZZ20]

I got 20494, I could hear it straight away pretty much. Surely it's impacted by the type of speakers etc. you have

[@xX_dash_Xx]

I got Jerma's age for my mental test and he got mine. That has got to be the reason I enjoy his content so much

[@riverofunholystakes]

You’re 26 now How’s life

[@umbrellamuffin]

2:51:45 And on this day I was almost mentioned by the internet funnyman Ive also been following for like 2 years

[@punoil]

jerma fan AND yotsugi pfp? King shit

[@immortalsun]

48:07 I like how Jerma just randomly auto-plays MrBeast on stream.

[@uberheights]

10:30 jerma985's drink of choice

[@royalkaibaby]

1:07:54 I can’t believe Jerma admitted to being a part time femboy on stream

[@scruffy1471]

why do i feel like jerma will keep streaming till his 60s and just be a nicer Larry David

[@loganbrondo]

He found out he’s mentally 24 at 24:00 🧐

[@immortalsun]

“I’m a little feisty.” ―Jerma, 2020

[@sleazydunlop1697]

2:37:56 was so well played and witty and I feel like it just went right over most of chat's head lmao

[@nikoemil]

I normally watch these vids to fall asleep, but goddamn that website is bright

[@superextremehappy]

I like how his calculus for deciding which superhero team to be on is which one he can be in and still play video games all day

[@robinmitchells]

Him having a 76% match with both Pam from Archer and Gene from Bob’s Burgers is the most accurate description of Jerma I’ve ever heard.

[@SilverlineXZero]

"Dr Doom took over the world, how would you stop him?" I wouldn't.

[@samgomez9942]

1:30:10 Moments like the minecraft music very slowly getting louder over the next few minutes is what makes Jerma special

[@kieranallen9892]

14:50 this quiz was definitely made by a British person and jerma thinks its AI generated 😂

[@portablebacon1]

The fact that Jerma thinks hes more reasonable than deranged, is maybe the most deranged thing i've ever heard of.

[@rnelinfante9614]

I like when jerma ask if the thanksgiving turkey comes with the finxin’s and he immediately says the mayo before saying gravy

[@tarragon3280]

Every Jerma Stream is already a test of his patience with chat.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

"Streamer is horrified by the fact he is 80% Tommy Wiseau"

[@12171010011010]

1:50:45 real voice

[@kaizerdeath12]

Jerma's superhuman hearing of...hearing sounds occurring millimeters away