Jerma Streams - Watching Infomercials (Part 2)

[@JermaStreamArchive]

3:47 Infomercials 2:22:33 Brb Ends

[@jennifersuzanne938]

lost my job cause the black people wouldn't let me in their group remember guys they are better then white people fs.

[@soccerfan-ep9rt]

relkty

[@derpdud]

relkty

[@chickenwings6172]

The computer thing was dumb only for the reason. WTF is wrong with the grandpa paying for the computer. The point thing was dumb. Also it was laughable how they tried to make a windows pc so bad. lol Also the price was a joke apple was always more expensive by twice.

[@rooroo9216]

2:33:15 that’s the part where he falls into the tank they put all the dirty vacuum cleaner water in

[@okparagon]

Infomercial about teaching people how to solve large math problems Jerma: Put him through that FUCKING table.

[@FoxTashikata]

Lmao

[@TheUnoriginal2394]

PSYCHO streamer wants to POWER BOMB a certified EDUCATOR through a structurally sound hardwood TABLE

[@mr.dirtydan3338]

@@TheUnoriginal2394 PSYCHO POWERBOMB EDUCATOR TABLE

[@sna1466]

@@mr.dirtydan3338 P P E T

[@nooblol2191]

@@TheUnoriginal2394 streamer wants to a certified through a structurally sound hardwood

[@devolio5152]

I love the idea of Jerma living his whole life then spontaneously forgetting what computers are at 80

[@RoachDoggJR4200]

Dementia Andy

[@GregLemons]

Dimentia

[@PunishedLoaf]

@@GregLemons The fact that google auto translates this into "forget it" is gold.

[@JacobKinsley]

"Jeremy, the surgery was a success. You can now live a normal life." "What surgery?" "Oh, just a little bit of a head injury, it might be sore the next few days. Hey, the guys at the office dropped you off a card!" "Thanks, doc. The office, huh? Weird, it feels like forever ago, I guess I've been here a while..." *Holly comes in* "Hi jerm-...uh... Jeremy! I brought some meatloaf!" "Ah, Holly! I love your meatloaf, you know, I always had this quote about the meatloaf of your significant other, or mother, being the best meatloaf... If only I could remember where from?" (before the surgery he signed a contract saying no one could mention his past career, and spent all his donation money on the Dr Shmoixen, now known as Dr Terry, to make sure the surgery and name change was a success. It cost so much because Dr Shmoixen was like "seriously? Terry? Not even a cool name like Marcus or Matt?" he only convinced him because he said Terry was a better name than Jacob)

[@thesavagegummybear7341]

@@JacobKinsley but holly calls him jeramy? She just single handily fucked the entire operation, it’s gonna be a domino chain until the voices in his head he calls chat come back to torment him…

[@DestroyedArkana]

I much prefer the short 3-5 minute commercials from the early 2000's. Some of these longer ones felt like I was trapped in an insane asylum.

[@ratchetfuture2]

Idk why but I was getting anxious during the red devil ad when they just kept making dish after dish lmao

[@Turtletoots3]

But wait! That's not all!

[@Rangernewb5550]

Takes me back to 2004, waking up before school and only having infomercials to watch at 5am

[@escre]

Can we find 90 minute ads to watch

[@mongrel_97]

it's like this weird "everything is perma happy and sickly sweet wholesome" vibe alternate reality. it's disturbing, especially the Martineti advert.

[@swaggypickle6779]

40 million dollars tempted me but they really sealed the deal with the free second rocket chef

[@bene.100]

The best part of watching these streams is googling each product and then the word 'recall.' Half of these products have maimed several people.

[@-psilo-9071]

the hulk hogan grill from the last one caused fires

[@JacobKinsley]

@@-psilo-9071 "why hadn't anyone just made a bigger hotter grill?" - words spoken moments before disaster

[@sideways5153]

Lamo that makes Jerma getting sucked into like every commercial even funnier

[@spunklord5000]

LISTEN *NANCY* TAKE A LOOK AT THE ROCKETCHEF *NANCY* WATCH HOW IT CHOPS UP THESE CUCUMBERS *NANCY* ARE YOU SEEING THIS *NANCY* HERE TAKE A BITE OF THIS DELICIOUS PASTE *NANCY* IT TASTES AMAZING RIGHT *NANCY*

[@thatchervandenhemel8899]

isn’t it great NANCY!!!

[@JacobKinsley]

*holding back tears* mmmm this is so... Good....!.... *swallows it making a cat puke sound*

[@fantaslurp]

they match each others energy

[@JacobKinsley]

@@fantaslurp for real they just like sherlock and Holmes

[@alexeverett308]

The whole time he's waving 8 knives around, dangerously close to her face

[@orangeoctagon_]

gramps is a pioneer for getting e-girls as early as the 90s

[@strongbadmandy]

The e stands for elderly

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

@@strongbadmandy And… uh… en-continent.

[@code8825]

First thing the lady asked when she showed up was how many gigs of ram his computer had. A true woman.

[@TGirl_Dave]

it would have been funnier if it was another grandfather tbh

[@Joker-tu5uy]

Gamer grandpa gets e-girls

[@pierdeer]

I'm still 100% convinced the guy from the Rocketchef commercial was coked up out of his mind. Wouldn't surprise me if the womans name wasn't even Nancy, but they just went with it out of fear he might get ticked off.

[@davidofthenorth6531]

I suspect they over dubed his lines as he was ranting and raving about how he could hear the screams of vegetables.

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma had such visceral fear when he saw that infomercial, it's like he was seeing into the mirror into the dark version of himself and realised this was his fate

[@-psilo-9071]

Billy Mays was a very famous and successful infomercial guy and he was addicted to cocaine so I wouldn't be surprised.

[@ron133.]

he genuinely seemed fucking insane everytime he had to go silent he looked so pissed off

[@bubbabibleman5970]

This stream is dedicated to the 44 lives lost by the hands of the Red Devil Grill

[@xenasaur520]

i don't think anybody died but 44 people did get burned, including some people getting 3rd degree burns according to the CPSC

[@KablamX]

Never forget the 44 million lives lost

[@kirbymods5549]

May the 44 billion souls taken by the red devil grill rest in peace

[@spookyboilanny8842]

The manufacturers of the Red Devil Grill™ must be held accountable for the 4.4 trillion lives which came to their tragic end due to their DANGEROUS as-seen-on-TV product.

[@columlee6714]

Grille

[@MortifiedThePenguin]

I wonder if Jerma would do a live action Infomercial joke stream, like he's the greasy tele-salesman, maybe get some fellow streamers on as guests. I feel like that's the kind of thing he'd go for.

[@spawnofyakub8390]

I'd love it if he turned his sponsored streams into infomercials

[@ocelotmadness6287]

@@spawnofyakub8390 They already mostly are

[@OptickoYT]

Actually a great idea. Kinda like that bit he did in the easy bake oven stream lmao

[@2crazyvideomonkeys]

ooo just like that improve skit that they do on Whose Line is it Anyway, where they give Colin and Ryan random objects and they have to try to sell it. That is SOOO up Jermas ally.

[@Dakotaidk]

Remember when he played all the sims games and kenshi in preparation for the doll house stream? We can only hope edit: 2:38:37 well there it is

[@Nooke95]

I really wish he'd buy the Cathy Mitchell's Ramen Joy cookbook and make the meals on stream. Four whole hours with nothing but ramen based dishes and desserts. The longer he endures it (cooking and tasting his monstrous creations), the more Cathy points he gets. At 100 points, Cathy Mitchell will personally pay for all of the ramen and gift 500 subs.

[@macaroniflygon]

Jermas own personal hell

[@sepnot]

500 subs? That's the same price as an Apple Perfoma in 1993!

[@beetleperson9437]

What I wouldn't give for him to try out the cola ramen dish on stream

[@JacobKinsley]

When jerma finally realised Cathy didn't write the cookbook and she's just a paid actor made to advertise the book under her name, he'll puke it all up and take back everything he praised about it

[@dr4gonfruiiit]

Unfortunately the cookbook itself is pretty hard to find nowadays. It’s unknown what happened, possibly legal issues. I think there’s a copycat book but the original with Cathy’s branding is actually nearly lost media- if not partially- to my knowledge. Pretty crazy!

[@HalidYusein]

The amount of times I murmured "Jerma, no!" when he got sucked into various products is imeasurable.

[@raysmith889]

The amount of times jerma goes " no but that's true that's so true " when an infomercial does their question hook and u know he's too fargone

[@monk_moshpit]

he kept saying "that's so cool!" and it physically hurt me

[@Sp00py298]

I saw him as a 32 year old child when he saw all the stuff and kept going “woah!” “That’s so cool” “what?”

[@zeronxepher4167]

@@Sp00py298 I thought he was being sarcastic

[@sna1466]

@@zeronxepher4167 jerma is psycho, he is never sarcastic

[@Thegbear]

Pay very close attention at 1:19:56 to how hilarious Kathy’s reaction is. She says “Mmm that’s good” with a disgusted face, sort of half heartedly chews on it once or twice then never again, shaking her head behind her back. She nods to hide the fact she’s not eating it. Then just before the camera pans away she reaches for the bowl in front of her to spit it out.

[@Bigcadder89]

Wow I didn’t even notice that through 5 watches! It makes you wonder… does she just not like guacamole? Or was her creation underwhelming…

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Bigcadder89 sensible reaction to guacamole tbf

[@northuniverse]

@@JacobKinsley how dare you

[@JacobKinsley]

@@northuniverse guacamole sucks! It's like if an avacado tasted worse.

[@Bigcadder89]

@@JacobKinsley guacamole is BETTER than avocado!! I will fight you on this

[@gnbman]

The Martinettis skit was surprisingly charming and endearing.

[@nickkennedy9034]

That is the whole point of the commercial. You associate Apple with positive feelings and fake memories instead of a very expensive computer that does not run non-unix programs.

[@gnbman]

@@nickkennedy9034 Yes, but it's strange that it actually succeeded. Most commercials that go for those kinds of feelings are nothing but cringe.

[@averagegordonenjoyer3141]

its not like we dont know its a commercial @@nickkennedy9034

[@Grimboww]

jerma’s perfect line-by-line recital of Cathy and her laugh at 2:58:40 is the most wholesome shit of all time

[@sepnot]

I was honestly a little terrified by that moment. He became uncontrollably possessed by the spirit of Cathy Mitchell.

[@JacobKinsley]

His parasocial relationship with Cathy is worse than our parasocial relationship with him

[@ZachC18]

His prescription lenses are so strong he can see a dimension that has a calculator

[@ImportedSocks]

I never knew I wanted Jerma to review infomercials so badly

[@juicebox9859]

FR bro

[@dbondodst007]

Cant say that Im surprised though, it seems so fitting for him

[@jonothanrennert3098]

Every other streamer is out here watching shows, while jerma watches infomercials

[@macaroniflygon]

Well now you know, lol

[@roguewarrior6463]

I was hesitant to click on this because I was scared that he’d do the HORRIFYING dishwasher impression again

[@jupita551]

psycho streamer TRAUMATIZES innocent audience member as he turns into a DISHWASHER

[@khatyure]

I was losing it so much at the Cathy Mitchel ramen segment lmao. Watching Jerma go from vehemently simping for her to, “wait is this a joke”. You could literally read the lines of confusion on his face, as she presented her plethora of insane ramen dishes.

[@kinnikuboneman]

Lol who uses simp anymore

[@khatyure]

@@kinnikuboneman Your mother, when she’s simping for me.

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

@@kinnikuboneman cucks lmao

[@-psilo-9071]

I think by the time she did the ramen cook book her early on set dementia kicked in.

[@JacobKinsley]

@@kinnikuboneman this chucklehead

[@beckettofficial]

hey everyone, chucky stewart from sammich shapers here (yes, i am actually the real actor from that commercial). just wanted to go on the record and say that this is my favorite jerma VOD channel :D btw my commercial starts at 3:29:47

[@vault6242]

Huh?

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Jerma is your favorite stream on the citadel?

[@Bitter-Wounds]

Is your name really chucky Stewart pog

[@beckettofficial]

@@Bitter-Wounds yeah on my birth certificate it says chucky stewart they just thought it’d be funny to use my real name in the commercial lmao

[@Kikiapina]

Is this the national superstar Chucky Stewart? That's hype

[@JacobKinsley]

Cathy Mitchell: OK so add a squirt of ketchup to some minced beef and a whole can of Cola, add a- Jerma: I trust her Cathy Mitchell: -mix with fried egg, and you have yourself a delicious ramen cake

[@atmmachine11]

Adding cola to anything sounds absolutely revolting. American "cuisine" never fails to amaze me.

[@bobertbolero]

I thought you made this up, I wish you did 🤢

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Cola is not a common ingredient in any American dish, in fact, people tend to use cola as a cleaning agent and diet cola as a toy. Cathy became famous because she does the weird dump dinners where she bakes a mess together.

[@atmmachine11]

@Higgs Bonbon I know that dude I'm Canadian

[@yeowch1073]

So adding cola to soups and occasionally meatloaf-like substances adds a nice flavour. It’s kind of like barbecue sauce (sugar, syrupy flavour), but without the barbecue flavour and with the cola flavour. It’s good in beef stew too. Back when I ate meat I loved it when my dad made beef stew with cola. Idk why y’all act like it’s somehow a cardinal sin when you’ve never tried it. Ramen is good as a salad topping or in other dishes. It’s cheap and easy.

[@Gemmmmmmmmmmmmmy]

you know what, jerma kinda got a point. what the actual fuck just happened to our internet

[@drenchedinsyrupp6059]

Corporatization. It was turned into something meant to make money, rather than something to create and teach.

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Elsa beating pregnant spiderman with a baseball bat was not corporatization. Those were regular people gaming the system by exploiting the interests of the lowest common denominator. That's the actual problem. Easy money by exploiting the undiscerning. Same thing happened to television. Why work hard making a good show when twice as many people sit down to watch fat people cry and yell at each other?

[@mongrel_97]

we only use like max 5 sites regularly. back then it was all spread out and more grassroots.

[@apaceofchange94]

There’s a video of two on this topic. I believe it’s called “The Dead Internet Theory” or something like that.

[@RestitutorEuropa]

Lots of censorship too.

[@macaroniflygon]

The Rocket Chef informercial made me extremely anxious from how much the guy was holding sharp blades next to the people by him.. Clearly Jerma felt the same way lol

[@Vinzaf]

The fucking off-screen splash killed me during the vacuum section.

[@giga9849]

yes 😭

[@FDSixtyNine]

I laughed until I puked at that bit.

[@boycub]

The ramen thing was made for low income households and college students who dont know how to cook for themselves on a budget. Cathy was honestly GOATed for that.

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

Ok if you say so… Also you shouldn’t be buying soda.

[@boycub]

@@internalizedhappyness9774 Not my fault you cant see what she was trying to do. even if she didnt succeed, she still went where no one else would to try and provide cheap alternatives for people who dont know where to begin. also where the hell did i say anything about soda

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

@@boycub You didn’t but the ramen book which is the “thing” I assuming your referring to does call for cola in it’s recipes. But judging by your reaction at the mention of soda; which by the way is interesting to me, but I’ll let you be and won’t continue to push. Cathy lastnamewhatever other than this Jerma video I had no clue who she was, and I don’t even know Jerma!

[@boycub]

@@internalizedhappyness9774 hicks have been putting beer and cola in places people *shouldn't* think to put it in for a long time and its managed to make some great recipes. Beer or a cola in the right chili is actually the bomb. doesn't mean they're all winners, but some cooking calls for weird stuff. just saying its kinda weird to focus on the negative aspects of her ideas than the full picture of what she was trying to do haha

[@JacobKinsley]

@@boycub oh I thought you were talking about enemas

[@TheMisterkidray]

Phil has no ontological certainty that barbeque sauce exists.

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

This comment made me exhale out of my nose even though no one can hear me laugh. Good Job!

[@Spaceyshakey]

I can’t get over the fact that Jerma Thought that Calling your dad by his first name was stranger than the name “shoebert”

[@havenandaura]

The grandpa in the Apple commercial had much more character than he needed to

[@evenoddridge4829]

I'd love to see jerma making coleslaw with his bear hands like he claims he could

[@jimass13]

I think the reason Jerma loves that cathy mitchell redi set go infomercial so much is that it's just a zoomer sensory video

[@TheBlktmplr]

“Aren’t we tired of hearing how America’s educational system is falling apart?” If only they knew

[@phoebeaurum7113]

We are tired of hearing it. If only it would die so we can make a new one

[@FDSixtyNine]

See what Blue does to you?

[@s7robin105]

@@FDSixtyNine Literally everything got worse because of Reagan

[@crystalflare0684]

@@FDSixtyNine Red states are fucking banning books for no reasons i dont think its the blue states that have the issue

[@static_bolt]

@Evil If you think that what dems want taught in schools is helping gay people you are a idiot, I'm a gay who went to Cali public schools and they make it so being gay is a higher class, not that its ok. to them being gay is better then being straight and that is straight up evil

[@LOC-Ness]

Funny as fuck seeing an Apple computer advertised as a budget option. Now Apple is basically the Gucci of computers.

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

It was more expensive in that ad too, which is the funniest part.

[@uzakhaas]

1:17:10 thumbnail I cried at that. absolute horror.

[@JTheHood]

"can't grill outside? buy this indoor grill plate. dont want to spend all day inside? buy this outdoor grill cooking surface"

[@PEACEOUTPAT]

Jerma is pure talent, there's no other way to spin it. If it was 1910-1930 he'd be the president

[@BierBart12]

Or he'd be the most successful snake oil merchant in the world, no inbetween

[@PEACEOUTPAT]

@@BierBart12 rofl that's so spot on

[@NotAce25]

"or do it on this old fashioned calculator" Uh... ok... how is doing math on a calculator more old fashioned than doing it in your head?

[@JacobKinsley]

How the fuck are calculators old fashioned they literally have microchips onw them

[@MelodyOo]

Red Devil.. 44 reports of consumers suffering burns to legs, hands and fingers, including reports of some third-degree burns, after the grills collapsed during use. More than 1,000 consumers returned their grills to the manufacturers because the grills collapsed. I am surprised that Jerma never noticed the awful leg design. I am even more surprised the Engineers never actually took notice of this.... that is very dodgy.

[@JacobKinsley]

I'm an engineer and I can guarantee they knew about it but the execs were like "perfect! It works!" and didn't give them any time to change the design.

[@AkiraTanaka11]

no joke, i got so invested in the Martinettis infomercial story, I'd never seen it before

[@jupita551]

"Ugh i hate ads!" I say to the youtube ads. While I am waiting to watch ads for the next 3hrs

[@JazzmineGriffin]

The Martinettie's gave me goosebumps. It's just so wholesome and the family was so close and loving and accepting of rose.....such a warm skit.

[@user-fc2xk3uv8y]

i am so glad someone else feels the same way i did about that story.. legit made me wish i had that old computer LOL

[@SuperCatfire]

its not a skit its a fucking ad

[@JazzmineGriffin]

@@SuperCatfire sir....the add was a skit ..

[@SuperCatfire]

@@JazzmineGriffin ????? no it wasnt??????

[@SuperCatfire]

thats not what a skit is

[@degenerationalist2645]

Only part of math class I hated was when they demanded I show my work when I did all the work in my head. I did it different, though. I visualized the problem in my head like I have a piece of paper up there. My method was definitely slower, though.

[@zzeroara9511]

ME TOO! My middle school math teacher was a total bitch to me and very clearly knew what I didn't like or wasn't good at. She would literally call me up to do math on the white board in front of everyone...i think it traumatized me lmao

[@degenerationalist2645]

@@zzeroara9511 Punk ass teachers knew better with me. They knew I would only play along with everything so far and wasn't afraid to say no and hold up the class for a day. What a waste of time. I could've taught myself better than they did.

[@JacobKinsley]

It's good practice to write down your workings out anyway because if you get the final answer wrong you can get a good chunk of marks if your working out was correct and you just had a brain fart when squaring something.

[@catboyhole]

JERMA KNOWING THE WORDS TO THE CATHY MITCHELL ONE WAS SO FUNNY 😭😭

[@clititus9386]

My grandpa never complains about modern technology or how kids are nowadays, it’s just always meatloaf. Not enough meatloaf, not enough means to make meatloaf. At least not like the good days anyway.

[@ImOnSteamPsn]

The world needs more meatloaf.

[@rafflesia5165]

He’d love some of these products

[@eater_of_garbage_]

i FREAKING LOVE MEATLOAF

[@Kiroisawesome05]

Based gramps

[@vangelisgru7271]

Priority

[@childpeanut5095]

A two parter to infomercials? Lol he better buy a bunch of random ones and test them now

[@nuclearpotato4073]

There's a pretty large chance you're actually right, and we're about to get a surprise infomercial testing stream. He's done foreshadowing streams before.

[@evil_bratwurst]

there better be 7 hours of that too

[@PointsofData]

Drew Gooden has a series where he buys a bunch of weird ass products from the internet. Same vibe, just less "this can chop things in a slightly different way".

[@someloudthunder3578]

@@PointsofData too bad he isn’t funny

[@PointsofData]

@@someloudthunder3578 thats just like...your opinion man

[@krackerjackism]

Jerma reciting lines from the infomercial as it was happening freaked me out.

[@skarloeyexpress4353]

Jerma's unbridled joy from Kathy Mitchel is genuinely cute

[@Decoy007]

"Better pasta than they serve at the rib joint". What kind of comparison is that? Who goes to a rib joint and gets the pasta? What rib joints are known for pasta?

[@kirbymods5549]

I just realized the rocket chef comes with a cutting board after claiming to be 8 times better than a knife...

[@vandagylon2885]

He said it has the power of 8 knives

[@Kikiapina]

I really hope there will be more, these infomercial streams have a certain vibe to them that just makes me happy

[@ExplodingTrujillo]

By the end of that red devil commercial they had enough food to feed like 75 people, there’s no way that small group of people finished even half of it.

[@117johnpar]

Grandpas shitposting on the classical music forums.

[@JacobKinsley]

Hypnospace outlaw character

[@thunDaClap01]

Absolutely love jerma reacting to these. He acts like an alien seeing this shit for the first time.

[@rhizome550]

i refuse to believe anyone watches infomercials like these and thinks they represent ordinary human behaviour

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

@@rhizome550 I second that notion!

[@frebothegreat4524]

He should do a sequel stream where he tests out all the products and the finale is him miraculously acquiring a Red Devil grill and setting his house on fire

[@Cryinginthecloudssss]

That computer ad reminds me of a hallmark cartoon I used to watch about the ugly duckling. Watching this shoved that memory back into place and now I wanna watch it

[@GraphiteShores]

Your avatar pic FUCKS, yah know that?

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

Ya know, a lot of jerma's takes are like "Hee hee hoo hoo, funni man makes a bad point." But he was SO dead on with his tik tok comparison that it's actually scary. He KNEW he was right too

[@tobyspicer5284]

i never expected jerma to be a ride or die for cathy mitchell but here we are

[@billy6464]

I bought a Bissell for $20 6 years ago, still going strong. Can't imagine how great that beast is

[@JacobKinsley]

Basedssel

[@PointsofData]

@@JacobKinsley you tried

[@JacobKinsley]

@@PointsofData And thrived, mind you.

[@dr4gonfruiiit]

Been watching this and the other infomercial stream every night rotating for around a year now. They make me so happy!

[@monomomo1280]

Was it just me or was the Rocket Chef guy really sensual for some reason?

[@schlorping5156]

Nah I can see it. I had to take a pause to process when he was pouring that pasta sauce

[@em.1633]

"It was a calculator with paper in it!" - jerma, upon seeing an adding machine

[@daniilol412]

1:26:35 I finally get it. The 40 million dollar give away is giving away 40 million dollars worth of rocket chefs... We got clickbaited 😂

[@carpassion96]

Jerma has a point with the Apple Performa infomercial. We take information technology for granted these days. But back in the 90s, it was absolutely inspiring, brought optimism and new light to those who discovered this new way of communicating and obtaining information with the world.

[@mooomalooomabaloooma]

the $40,000,000 giveaway is basically just a way for the infomercial channel to say youre going to be saving so much money on these products that we are giving away $40,000,000 in products so it really isnt a giveaway jerma

[@JacobKinsley]

Lmao at the implication that a single rocket chef replaces 20 million dollars worth of kitchen appliances.

[@PointsofData]

I want to see the math on that one

[@ShotgunSurge0n058]

the macintosh performa 630 was anywhere from $1,199 to $1,949 when the martinettis mac ad was filmed. they bought the version that was $1,300, literally saving only 100 smackaroos.

[@JackMoynihanOfficial]

You can see the Mr. Green coming through when he saw the $40,000,000 giveaway

[@cool.thumbsup]

Nancy but Nancy Nancy Nancy Nancy hold on Nancy

[@Robbuffet]

NGL, the The Martinettis Bring Home a Computer slaps. I may have to try to find it seperately and use it as inspiration for something.

[@LightningLee77]

I can't believe Jerma entered the RocketChef giveaway, won the $40,000,000, and donated ALL of it to charity on stream

[@ronaldoa.4905]

38:30 Seeing that Arthur CD ROM just unlocked a whole lot of memories for me

[@hollohead7631]

i hope jerma does this every week for years. this is so good

[@deadmeme9031]

The actor for the grandpa put his entire heart and soul into that role for NO REASON

[@hiraeth7250]

As someone who also loves ripping infomercials a new asshole/marveling at what they could do for my life, this is so cathartic.

[@catthomas1485]

Okay I need everyone to know right now the ramen shit is actually legit. My friends and I often have get togethers and our favorite salad is straight up ramen, apple slices and balsamic vinaigrette and the ramen adds a delicious crunch

[@TheeEnglishLesbian]

how much did jerma pay you to say this

[@catthomas1485]

@@TheeEnglishLesbian try it before you knock it, hon

[@drenchedinsyrupp6059]

@@catthomas1485 THEYRE TRYING TO POISON ME

[@poyopoyo4619]

Holy hell, they have Cathy Mitchell bots now

[@TheeEnglishLesbian]

@@catthomas1485 no, i’m not THAT mentally ill

[@Fragger-1]

Jerma needs to do more of these, because these are unironically fascinating, but just funnier with Jerma.

[@pimpusmane]

That wasn’t the audience, Jeremy. That was the vacuum starting to clean the fabric on a molecular level

[@baboonbonanza]

Grandpa Martinetti for Jerma Rumble

[@christopherminutolo9384]

The fact that he doesn't make fun of the product. He makes fun of the commercial itself (the "shit-faced at 2am" joke)

[@zelpyzelp]

Jerma describing a food processor: "It makes sludge"

[@JacobKinsley]

2:33:16 Had me laughing my fucking ass off 2:02:54 that woman is fucking SO PLEASED with that Saw trap she's concocted for her husband

[@JacobKinsley]

2:33:56 the way the "in memory of Jack Hughes" shows up before the guy being dunked makes it look like the guy being dunked was Jack Hughes and it killed him

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

I watch the full streams since that’s a man sized video

[@joshshrum2764]

Femboy sized.

[@bedmints]

So I have a hard time sleeping now because I have a two week old daughter (not that I’m complaining, I love being a mom); this stream is literally the only thing that puts me at ease enough to sleep my two-three hour stretches. I don’t normally fall asleep to jerma out of fear of a ‘worst noise’ candidate waking me up, but this one is so oddly calming all the way through.

[@haleynaga5671]

same, but i sometimes even play jerma best noises video so that i may laugh during sleep lol

[@bedmints]

@@haleynaga5671 I respect that lol

[@hattrick9873]

Morally apprehensible experiment idea: raise your child on Jerma only and see how they turn out

[@Squidmoto3]

"phoned in and said they were poor at math" the first time he played it I thought it said "poor and mad" which was way more funny. also using poor instead of bad is poor in that context

[@SorakuFett]

That math infomercial taught me that I've apparently been a human calculator forever already.

[@PrismTheKid]

The martinetti long form story infomercial definitely tugged on a few heartstrings I'll admit Also I swear the RocketChef bit with the handsy dude in suspenders inspired that SuperPan Mr. Show sketch that me and maybe 2 other people remember

[@ghostface5559]

I used to think the tim and eric sinco commercials were just fake, then I realized the 80's was real and they downplayed some of it.

[@TempleSpeedWay]

So from what I've gathered, hell is infact watching the red devil grill infomercial for all eternity.

[@JackOfAllTradersOriginal]

the martinis bring home a computer is strangely wholesome

[@bucket399]

1:44:20 Live Phil Reaction

[@christian_heretic]

Take a drink every time the RocketChef guy says “Nancy”

[@JacobKinsley]

I need to store my drink in an executive sized container, I wonder if a product exists to cater to my needs

[@71sd39]

is no one going to talk about the short film length ad for a fuckin mac

[@equilibrium5280]

some subliminal messages about Tamino and shortly shown freemason texts next to compass symbol and sarcophagus when gramps is referring to the "serpent" is pretty unsettling

[@71sd39]

@@equilibrium5280 my brother in christ What

[@MrTtawesome]

@@71sd39 what he's trying to say is that Gramps gets inducted into a cult and finds himself a discord egirl

[@71sd39]

@@MrTtawesome average boomer activities

[@ratchetfuture2]

Right? Like I’m trying to figure out where the ad would play. It’s so long to fit into normal ad times

[@PinkyDango]

The rocketship informerical honestly made my head spin, he talks so fast it’s so effective

[@Americanspy-hn2kw]

2:45:46 the look the home intruder gives you before killing you

[@justinhamilton8647]

i remember i was so obsessed with handy peel in like 2009 that i bought them and when they straight up didn’t work i felt SO BETRAYED

[@MrGreenToS]

54:53 Jerma reaction to this giveaway was so funny

[@Xesh]

1:06:06 I was SCREAMING, this is comedy platinum

[@shelby5809]

i love this comment holy shit

[@CeLautrec]

(3:03:00) I like how jerma couldn't figure out what to say back to the guy that called the food gas station food so he says gas station food is good and says to ban him 🤣🤣🤣

[@executorocsicnarf5475]

I'm so glad this wasn't a one and done. These streams are hilarious.

[@randomassguy]

Imagine Jerma's kids calling him Jerma985

[@somethingguy912]

Ah, the perfect man sized stream for a manlet sized streamer.

[@AmericanSuit]

Perfect for the executive!