Jerma Streams - Watching Infomercials (Part 2)

[@JermaStreamArchive]

3:47 Infomercials 2:22:33 Brb Ends

[@jennifersuzanne938]

lost my job cause the black people wouldn't let me in their group remember guys they are better then white people fs.

[@soccerfan-ep9rt]

relkty

[@derpdud]

relkty

[@chickenwings6172]

The computer thing was dumb only for the reason. WTF is wrong with the grandpa paying for the computer. The point thing was dumb. Also it was laughable how they tried to make a windows pc so bad. lol Also the price was a joke apple was always more expensive by twice.

[@rooroo9216]

2:33:15 that’s the part where he falls into the tank they put all the dirty vacuum cleaner water in

[@okparagon]

Infomercial about teaching people how to solve large math problems Jerma: Put him through that FUCKING table.

[@Flayerthehatebound]

Lmao

[@TheUnoriginal2394]

PSYCHO streamer wants to POWER BOMB a certified EDUCATOR through a structurally sound hardwood TABLE

[@mr.dirtydannnnn]

@@TheUnoriginal2394 PSYCHO POWERBOMB EDUCATOR TABLE

[@sna1466]

@@mr.dirtydannnnn P P E T

[@nooblol2191]

@@TheUnoriginal2394 streamer wants to a certified through a structurally sound hardwood

[@devolio5152]

I love the idea of Jerma living his whole life then spontaneously forgetting what computers are at 80

[@RoachDoggJR4200]

Dementia Andy

[@GregLemons]

Dimentia

[@PunishedLoaf]

@@GregLemons The fact that google auto translates this into "forget it" is gold.

[@JacobKinsley]

"Jeremy, the surgery was a success. You can now live a normal life." "What surgery?" "Oh, just a little bit of a head injury, it might be sore the next few days. Hey, the guys at the office dropped you off a card!" "Thanks, doc. The office, huh? Weird, it feels like forever ago, I guess I've been here a while..." *Holly comes in* "Hi jerm-...uh... Jeremy! I brought some meatloaf!" "Ah, Holly! I love your meatloaf, you know, I always had this quote about the meatloaf of your significant other, or mother, being the best meatloaf... If only I could remember where from?" (before the surgery he signed a contract saying no one could mention his past career, and spent all his donation money on the Dr Shmoixen, now known as Dr Terry, to make sure the surgery and name change was a success. It cost so much because Dr Shmoixen was like "seriously? Terry? Not even a cool name like Marcus or Matt?" he only convinced him because he said Terry was a better name than Jacob)

[@thesavagegummybear7341]

@@JacobKinsley but holly calls him jeramy? She just single handily fucked the entire operation, it’s gonna be a domino chain until the voices in his head he calls chat come back to torment him…

[@117johnpar]

I love the idea of a backyard party where theres such a lack of communication that everyone there is trying to cook for the entire party.

[@cazer194]

Wait, you... have to communicate at parties? I thought humans just congregate there for a conjoint browsing of data on the Internet.

[@thesavagegummybear7341]

@@cazer194 and to drink heavy amounts of alcohol without being judged as harshly.

[@justdrop]

You haven't played The Sims?

[@kachow5830]

@@thesavagegummybear7341 this guy knows

[@-psilo-9071]

I can't imagine coming to a backyard grill party and being served salmon and shrimp stir fry that sounds so off putting I much rather have a hamburger or a hotdog only things I'd feel comfortable eating after they've been cooked out doors.

[@DestroyedArkana]

I much prefer the short 3-5 minute commercials from the early 2000's. Some of these longer ones felt like I was trapped in an insane asylum.

[@ratchetfuture2]

Idk why but I was getting anxious during the red devil ad when they just kept making dish after dish lmao

[@Turtletoots3]

But wait! That's not all!

[@Rangernewb5550]

Takes me back to 2004, waking up before school and only having infomercials to watch at 5am

[@escre]

Can we find 90 minute ads to watch

[@mongrel_97]

it's like this weird "everything is perma happy and sickly sweet wholesome" vibe alternate reality. it's disturbing, especially the Martineti advert.

[@MortifiedThePenguin]

I wonder if Jerma would do a live action Infomercial joke stream, like he's the greasy tele-salesman, maybe get some fellow streamers on as guests. I feel like that's the kind of thing he'd go for.

[@spawnofyakub8390]

I'd love it if he turned his sponsored streams into infomercials

[@ocelotmadness6287]

@@spawnofyakub8390 They already mostly are

[@OptickoYT]

Actually a great idea. Kinda like that bit he did in the easy bake oven stream lmao

[@2crazyvideomonkeys]

ooo just like that improve skit that they do on Whose Line is it Anyway, where they give Colin and Ryan random objects and they have to try to sell it. That is SOOO up Jermas ally.

[@Dakotaidk]

Remember when he played all the sims games and kenshi in preparation for the doll house stream? We can only hope edit: 2:38:37 well there it is

[@spunklord5000]

LISTEN *NANCY* TAKE A LOOK AT THE ROCKETCHEF *NANCY* WATCH HOW IT CHOPS UP THESE CUCUMBERS *NANCY* ARE YOU SEEING THIS *NANCY* HERE TAKE A BITE OF THIS DELICIOUS PASTE *NANCY* IT TASTES AMAZING RIGHT *NANCY*

[@thatchervandenhemel8899]

isn’t it great NANCY!!!

[@JacobKinsley]

*holding back tears* mmmm this is so... Good....!.... *swallows it making a cat puke sound*

[@fantaslurp]

they match each others energy

[@JacobKinsley]

@@fantaslurp for real they just like sherlock and Holmes

[@alexeverett308]

The whole time he's waving 8 knives around, dangerously close to her face

[@swaggypickle6779]

40 million dollars tempted me but they really sealed the deal with the free second rocket chef

[@arthurmorgan6783]

made me laugh lol

[@raviolimasteroli2341]

Can you imagine spending days, even weeks planning a massive barbecue for like, your dead son’s birthday, and these two random assholes just decide “Hey your shit sucks check out what we got” and start unloading like twenty grills to start making salmon and shit.

[@npenplz]

i was looking through the comments on my break and this made me lose my shit in the break room, thanks lmfao

[@raviolimasteroli2341]

⁠@@npenplzhappy to help friendo, hope you’re having a great day!

[@sideways5153]

Lmfao that’s such a hyper-specific event. Do people really have memorial gatherings on dead people’s birthdays? Maybe my family just never had many friends

[@willnyanyan]

its the sentiment , some people cant bare the grief and some embrace it.@@sideways5153

[@ron133.]

love how they keep advertising it as not a grill and its just a grill

[@orangeoctagon_]

gramps is a pioneer for getting e-girls as early as the 90s

[@strongbadmandy]

The e stands for elderly

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

@@strongbadmandy And… uh… en-continent.

[@code8825]

First thing the lady asked when she showed up was how many gigs of ram his computer had. A true woman.

[@TGirl_Dave]

it would have been funnier if it was another grandfather tbh

[@Joker-tu5uy]

Gamer grandpa gets e-girls

[@bene.100]

The best part of watching these streams is googling each product and then the word 'recall.' Half of these products have maimed several people.

[@-psilo-9071]

the hulk hogan grill from the last one caused fires

[@JacobKinsley]

@@-psilo-9071 "why hadn't anyone just made a bigger hotter grill?" - words spoken moments before disaster

[@sideways5153]

Lamo that makes Jerma getting sucked into like every commercial even funnier

[@skarloeyexpress4353]

Samich shapers recal

[@calebh7507]

Okay but the grandpa in the apple information was so wholesome, truly the mvp of the mcu (martinettis cinematic universe)

[@jordanrogers9296]

The Rose arc was underrated.

[@Big_Emilio]

Dog confirmed for Martinetti: Age of Rose?

[@NesstheEchidna]

Dude is swimming in Grussy (grandma pussy)

[@goblinoide]

45:47 wholesome? Grandpa is a mason and a satanist!

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

I hope he and Rose were happily listening to opera midis until their final days 💗

[@Thegbear]

Pay very close attention at 1:19:56 to how hilarious Kathy’s reaction is. She says “Mmm that’s good” with a disgusted face, sort of half heartedly chews on it once or twice then never again, shaking her head behind her back. She nods to hide the fact she’s not eating it. Then just before the camera pans away she reaches for the bowl in front of her to spit it out.

[@Bigcadder89]

Wow I didn’t even notice that through 5 watches! It makes you wonder… does she just not like guacamole? Or was her creation underwhelming…

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Bigcadder89 sensible reaction to guacamole tbf

[@northuniverse]

@@JacobKinsley how dare you

[@JacobKinsley]

@@northuniverse guacamole sucks! It's like if an avacado tasted worse.

[@Bigcadder89]

@@JacobKinsley guacamole is BETTER than avocado!! I will fight you on this

[@UndeadDysfunction]

I was far more invested in the story of the Martinetti Cinematic Universe than I should've been

[@-psilo-9071]

It's genuinely good

[@pierdeer]

I'm still 100% convinced the guy from the Rocketchef commercial was coked up out of his mind. Wouldn't surprise me if the womans name wasn't even Nancy, but they just went with it out of fear he might get ticked off.

[@davidofthenorth6531]

I suspect they over dubed his lines as he was ranting and raving about how he could hear the screams of vegetables.

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma had such visceral fear when he saw that infomercial, it's like he was seeing into the mirror into the dark version of himself and realised this was his fate

[@-psilo-9071]

Billy Mays was a very famous and successful infomercial guy and he was addicted to cocaine so I wouldn't be surprised.

[@ron133.]

he genuinely seemed fucking insane everytime he had to go silent he looked so pissed off

[@dororo4148]

😂

[@lisan3627]

I don't remember the last time I laughed as hard at something then when they announced you get 2 free Rocket Chefs as well as 40 MILLION DOLLARS

[@evil_bratwurst]

Two free Rocket Chefs, as well as 40 million dollars! *60 quintillion dollars handling and shipping*

[@macaroniflygon]

With the Rocket Chef you get 40 MILLION DOLLARS, as well as a 2nd Rocket Chef!

[@treefingers6572]

It's like whoever designed it has a criminal past that he's desperately running from, trying to offload the dirty money to some poor clueless grandma that just wants a chance to go on that cruise and retire in Florida.

[@spencykings3182]

what in the fuck is going on with that though. i cant find fucking anything. im gonna lose sleep over this

[@Andrew-yl7lm]

@@spencykings3182 lol I imagine it'll just be them giving away a free rocket chef + extras worth say $40 and they've sold a million units. Meaning they've given away 40 mil. That's my guess anyway bro.

[@bubbabibleman5970]

This stream is dedicated to the 44 lives lost by the hands of the Red Devil Grill

[@xenasaur520]

i don't think anybody died but 44 people did get burned, including some people getting 3rd degree burns according to the CPSC

[@KablamX]

Never forget the 44 million lives lost

[@kirbymods5549]

May the 44 billion souls taken by the red devil grill rest in peace

[@spookyboilanny8842]

The manufacturers of the Red Devil Grill™ must be held accountable for the 4.4 trillion lives which came to their tragic end due to their DANGEROUS as-seen-on-TV product.

[@columlee6714]

Grille

[@gnbman]

The Martinettis skit was surprisingly charming and endearing.

[@gnbman]

@@nickkennedy9034 Yes, but it's strange that it actually succeeded. Most commercials that go for those kinds of feelings are nothing but cringe.

[@willnyanyan]

its not like we dont know its a commercial @@nickkennedy9034

[@hobosnake1]

​​​@@gnbmanApple has always had very successful marketing. The marketing is built into the products as well with things like iMessage leading to the famous green/blue bubble argument and people saying "just get an iPhone when you upgrade". Ipods were amazing, but so was the zune, lmao. But people remember the iPod and used the iPod because it became ubiquitous and you knew what you were getting was good. I am using an android phone, so i can't really speak about current apple products. I'm just saying they have great marketing.

[@tanksave7517]

I had to look into the Red Devil just from how absurd it sounded. It really was that hot. You could light the grill via the air intake tube which really could hit 750F (399C) which was hot enough destroy the PLASTIC base that held the burner onto the tripod.

[@northuniverse]

It's a feature.

[@Buckenwheat]

Imagine all the boats that sank because Phil had to smoke a brisket at sea.

[@clititus9386]

I’d like to see the competition beat that.

[@victorcarneiro3779]

This isn't the first grill informecial we watched and all of them raised a red flag for me. Those things are scary

[@gmodguy749]

I looked at one of the recall articles, and somebody reported THIRD-DEGREE BURNS, yet the article states that "no injuries were reported" Like bitch, third-degree is when YOUR SKIN STARTS COMING OFF.

[@Grimboww]

jerma’s perfect line-by-line recital of Cathy and her laugh at 2:58:40 is the most wholesome shit of all time

[@sepnot]

I was honestly a little terrified by that moment. He became uncontrollably possessed by the spirit of Cathy Mitchell.

[@JacobKinsley]

His parasocial relationship with Cathy is worse than our parasocial relationship with him

[@HalidYusein]

The amount of times I murmured "Jerma, no!" when he got sucked into various products is imeasurable.

[@raysmith889]

The amount of times jerma goes " no but that's true that's so true " when an infomercial does their question hook and u know he's too fargone

[@monk_moshpit]

he kept saying "that's so cool!" and it physically hurt me

[@Sp00py298]

I saw him as a 32 year old child when he saw all the stuff and kept going “woah!” “That’s so cool” “what?”

[@zeronxepher4167]

@@Sp00py298 I thought he was being sarcastic

[@sna1466]

@@zeronxepher4167 jerma is psycho, he is never sarcastic

[@Nooke95]

I really wish he'd buy the Cathy Mitchell's Ramen Joy cookbook and make the meals on stream. Four whole hours with nothing but ramen based dishes and desserts. The longer he endures it (cooking and tasting his monstrous creations), the more Cathy points he gets. At 100 points, Cathy Mitchell will personally pay for all of the ramen and gift 500 subs.

[@macaroniflygon]

Jermas own personal hell

[@sepnot]

500 subs? That's the same price as an Apple Perfoma in 1993!

[@beetleperson9437]

What I wouldn't give for him to try out the cola ramen dish on stream

[@JacobKinsley]

When jerma finally realised Cathy didn't write the cookbook and she's just a paid actor made to advertise the book under her name, he'll puke it all up and take back everything he praised about it

[@JacobKinsley]

@@dr4gonfruiiit In this day and age, you could probably just put a cook book through an ai and tell it to make the most expensive ingredients cheaper with ramen, and the less common ingredients with processed foods

[@117johnpar]

"What? Guys, Im not just gonna just ban a 10yo" a minute later: "Oh wait, Yeah, I would, 10yo isnt supposed to even be here"

[@JacobKinsley]

To someone that was 10 in the late 80s

[@phoebeaurum7113]

The apple infomercial drama short-circuits my mind. It feels an actual show but it's clearly an ad it's too well made for what it's trying to do.

[@keldoe1351]

WHY DID GRANDPA GET AN EGIRL

[@71sd39]

apple actually used to be a relatively interesting company, surprising i know

[@CitrusRev]

It felt like a modern sitcom and was surprisingly funny. It is actually amazing.

[@71sd39]

@@CitrusRev yeah i mean for a 90's sitcom standard it's not awful

[@JacobKinsley]

That was the only infomercial that worked on me. I actually want to get a second hand mac and just use it for productivity reasons.

[@ImportedSocks]

I never knew I wanted Jerma to review infomercials so badly

[@juicebox9859]

FR bro

[@dbondodst007]

Cant say that Im surprised though, it seems so fitting for him

[@jonothanrennert3098]

Every other streamer is out here watching shows, while jerma watches infomercials

[@macaroniflygon]

Well now you know, lol

[@khatyure]

I was losing it so much at the Cathy Mitchel ramen segment lmao. Watching Jerma go from vehemently simping for her to, “wait is this a joke”. You could literally read the lines of confusion on his face, as she presented her plethora of insane ramen dishes.

[@kinnikuboneman]

Lol who uses simp anymore

[@khatyure]

@@kinnikuboneman Your mother, when she’s simping for me.

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

@@kinnikuboneman cucks lmao

[@-psilo-9071]

I think by the time she did the ramen cook book her early on set dementia kicked in.

[@JacobKinsley]

@@kinnikuboneman this chucklehead

[@ZachC18]

His prescription lenses are so strong he can see a dimension that has a calculator

[@roguewarrior6463]

I was hesitant to click on this because I was scared that he’d do the HORRIFYING dishwasher impression again

[@jupita551]

psycho streamer TRAUMATIZES innocent audience member as he turns into a DISHWASHER

[@katlicks]

I caught this live and immediately told a friend "He's doing it again."

[@phoebeaurum7113]

I assume he screamed in terror and ran.

[@katlicks]

@@phoebeaurum7113 He went "The cat puke noise?"

[@calamitousjinn1348]

Source: trust me bro. Are you implying you have friends OP?

[@somethingguy912]

"Oh? He's murdering people again and gaslighting his chat that he's not?"

[@thatwaterriver3824]

@@phoebeaurum7113 assuming pronouns moment

[@beckettofficial]

hey everyone, chucky stewart from sammich shapers here (yes, i am actually the real actor from that commercial). just wanted to go on the record and say that this is my favorite jerma VOD channel :D btw my commercial starts at 3:29:47

[@vault6242]

Huh?

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Jerma is your favorite stream on the citadel?

[@Bitter-Wounds]

Is your name really chucky Stewart pog

[@beckettofficial]

@@Bitter-Wounds yeah on my birth certificate it says chucky stewart they just thought it’d be funny to use my real name in the commercial lmao

[@Kikiapina]

Is this the national superstar Chucky Stewart? That's hype

[@felicityc]

Gramps was so based reminds me of my grandpa. he never cleared his browser history. honestly, its one of my most fond memories of him in a weird way. like the mythos of this perfect person was grounded into reality and it made me feel less bad about things. rip. love u "but can it run crysis?" jerma, you cant make this joke anymore. no one gets it. people answer seriously. it makes me so sad.

[@HabitualThinker]

What’d you find out?

[@JacobKinsley]

Reminds me of a good family friend when I saw hundreds of virgin Nun pornography Videos and images in a hidden folder. This was the father's computer. They're a Christian family.

[@peachyjuice]

@@JacobKinsleylmfao noo

[@APCDraw]

I can’t wait for the Martinetti’s to be in the Jerma rumble

[@LesbianCacodemon]

I need that

[@enbybunny9940]

Grandpa is gonna KILL someone in Rose’s name

[@TedKennedyX]

Didn't expect Jerma to use the stream to publicly defend Cathy Mitchell's multiple human rights violations, but here we are

[@spawnofyakub8390]

Cathy Mitchell Did Nothing Wrong

[@JacobKinsley]

@@spawnofyakub8390 Cathy Mitchell literally stabbed a child

[@frds_skce]

@@JacobKinsley #CathyMitchellDidNothingWrong

[@ghuleh7691]

@@JacobKinsley i think that was someone else

[@tongpoo8985]

Wha...

[@JacobKinsley]

Cathy Mitchell: OK so add a squirt of ketchup to some minced beef and a whole can of Cola, add a- Jerma: I trust her Cathy Mitchell: -mix with fried egg, and you have yourself a delicious ramen cake

[@atmmachine11]

Adding cola to anything sounds absolutely revolting. American "cuisine" never fails to amaze me.

[@bobertbolero]

I thought you made this up, I wish you did 🤢

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Cola is not a common ingredient in any American dish, in fact, people tend to use cola as a cleaning agent and diet cola as a toy. Cathy became famous because she does the weird dump dinners where she bakes a mess together.

[@atmmachine11]

@Higgs Bonbon I know that dude I'm Canadian

[@yeowch1073]

So adding cola to soups and occasionally meatloaf-like substances adds a nice flavour. It’s kind of like barbecue sauce (sugar, syrupy flavour), but without the barbecue flavour and with the cola flavour. It’s good in beef stew too. Back when I ate meat I loved it when my dad made beef stew with cola. Idk why y’all act like it’s somehow a cardinal sin when you’ve never tried it. Ramen is good as a salad topping or in other dishes. It’s cheap and easy.

[@Vinzaf]

The fucking off-screen splash killed me during the vacuum section.

[@giga9849]

yes 😭

[@FDSixtyNine]

I laughed until I puked at that bit.

[@macaroniflygon]

The Rocket Chef informercial made me extremely anxious from how much the guy was holding sharp blades next to the people by him.. Clearly Jerma felt the same way lol

[@ZafeHaven]

The grandpa in the Apple commercial had much more character than he needed to

[@simonsimons1252]

These are some of the funniest streams Jerma's done, honestly.

[@TheMisterkidray]

Phil has no ontological certainty that barbeque sauce exists.

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

This comment made me exhale out of my nose even though no one can hear me laugh. Good Job!

[@addemac5353]

First, I watched Jerma play games I have played. Then, I watched him play games I will never play. Now, I am watching him watch infomercials for things I will never buy. What's next?

[@cheetoschrist5685]

natural progression: peep the horror

[@crlyhdedfnck]

You from your window.

[@Cobalt985]

Seeing him murder people he's never met

[@MochaRitz]

Watching him watch streams you'd never watch?

[@FrancesFarmer00]

watching him watching a watch

[@jupita551]

"Ugh i hate ads!" I say to the youtube ads. While I am waiting to watch ads for the next 3hrs

[@EXILED4LIFE]

I love seeing a picture on stream and saying "that is going to be the thumbnail" and then seeing at the thumbnail.

[@-error-7936]

jojo

[@JTheHood]

"can't grill outside? buy this indoor grill plate. dont want to spend all day inside? buy this outdoor grill cooking surface"

[@JazzmineGriffin]

The Martinettie's gave me goosebumps. It's just so wholesome and the family was so close and loving and accepting of rose.....such a warm skit.

[@user-fc2xk3uv8y]

i am so glad someone else feels the same way i did about that story.. legit made me wish i had that old computer LOL

[@SuperCatfire]

its not a skit its a fucking ad

[@JazzmineGriffin]

@@SuperCatfire sir....the add was a skit ..

[@SuperCatfire]

@@JazzmineGriffin ????? no it wasnt??????

[@SuperCatfire]

thats not what a skit is

[@MelodyOo]

Red Devil.. 44 reports of consumers suffering burns to legs, hands and fingers, including reports of some third-degree burns, after the grills collapsed during use. More than 1,000 consumers returned their grills to the manufacturers because the grills collapsed. I am surprised that Jerma never noticed the awful leg design. I am even more surprised the Engineers never actually took notice of this.... that is very dodgy.

[@JacobKinsley]

I'm an engineer and I can guarantee they knew about it but the execs were like "perfect! It works!" and didn't give them any time to change the design.

[@Gemmmmmmmmmmmmmy]

you know what, jerma kinda got a point. what the actual fuck just happened to our internet

[@drenchedinsyrupp6059]

Corporatization. It was turned into something meant to make money, rather than something to create and teach.

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Elsa beating pregnant spiderman with a baseball bat was not corporatization. Those were regular people gaming the system by exploiting the interests of the lowest common denominator. That's the actual problem. Easy money by exploiting the undiscerning. Same thing happened to television. Why work hard making a good show when twice as many people sit down to watch fat people cry and yell at each other?

[@mongrel_97]

we only use like max 5 sites regularly. back then it was all spread out and more grassroots.

[@apaceofchange94]

There’s a video of two on this topic. I believe it’s called “The Dead Internet Theory” or something like that.

[@TheAurelianProject]

Lots of censorship too.

[@konatea]

1:33:24 “A meal you’d never dream of cooking outside” This man has never been camping farther than his backyard

[@JacobKinsley]

Literally a grilled breakfast is easier than making cereal because no one brings milk on a camping trip

[@evenoddridge4829]

I'd love to see jerma making coleslaw with his bear hands like he claims he could

[@jingusjongus9377]

"This is where you plug in the printer." "And this is where you plug in the Lawnmower!" and the music abruptly switches to bass boosted metallica while he plugs it in and starts the lawnmower up, only for both of them to burst into flames

[@jimass13]

I think the reason Jerma loves that cathy mitchell redi set go infomercial so much is that it's just a zoomer sensory video

[@boycub]

The ramen thing was made for low income households and college students who dont know how to cook for themselves on a budget. Cathy was honestly GOATed for that.

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

Ok if you say so… Also you shouldn’t be buying soda.

[@boycub]

@@internalizedhappyness9774 Not my fault you cant see what she was trying to do. even if she didnt succeed, she still went where no one else would to try and provide cheap alternatives for people who dont know where to begin. also where the hell did i say anything about soda

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

@@boycub You didn’t but the ramen book which is the “thing” I assuming your referring to does call for cola in it’s recipes. But judging by your reaction at the mention of soda; which by the way is interesting to me, but I’ll let you be and won’t continue to push. Cathy lastnamewhatever other than this Jerma video I had no clue who she was, and I don’t even know Jerma!

[@boycub]

@@internalizedhappyness9774 hicks have been putting beer and cola in places people *shouldn't* think to put it in for a long time and its managed to make some great recipes. Beer or a cola in the right chili is actually the bomb. doesn't mean they're all winners, but some cooking calls for weird stuff. just saying its kinda weird to focus on the negative aspects of her ideas than the full picture of what she was trying to do haha

[@JacobKinsley]

@@boycub oh I thought you were talking about enemas

[@ARandomDragon69]

1:33:40 Today I learned that Jerma doesn't understand the concept of extras. "What the fuck, why is there a guy in the background just cooking food. I don't get it!"

[@PointsofData]

Which is funny because he looks like an extra

[@witherwanderr]

? the joke is that they’re already cooking lol

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@witherwanderr But that’s not a joke. Jerma is just acting like the concept of an extra is beyond him

[@witherwanderr]

@@DeathnoteBB yeah but its absurd to have an extra who is doing a task that is already being fulfilled at the event, thats whats funny about it

[@LOC-Ness]

Funny as fuck seeing an Apple computer advertised as a budget option. Now Apple is basically the Gucci of computers.

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

It was more expensive in that ad too, which is the funniest part.

[@boonskicks]

no joke, i got so invested in the Martinettis infomercial story, I'd never seen it before

[@Spaceyshakey]

I can’t get over the fact that Jerma Thought that Calling your dad by his first name was stranger than the name “shoebert”

[@SkratchersOtherWorseChannel]

Schuberts of the world are literally seething at this comment

[@tovarishchi]

“Aren’t we tired of hearing how America’s educational system is falling apart?” If only they knew

[@phoebeaurum7113]

We are tired of hearing it. If only it would die so we can make a new one

[@FDSixtyNine]

See what Blue does to you?

[@s7robin105]

@@FDSixtyNine Literally everything got worse because of Reagan

[@crystalflare0684]

@@FDSixtyNine Red states are fucking banning books for no reasons i dont think its the blue states that have the issue

[@static_bolt]

@Evil If you think that what dems want taught in schools is helping gay people you are a idiot, I'm a gay who went to Cali public schools and they make it so being gay is a higher class, not that its ok. to them being gay is better then being straight and that is straight up evil

[@pileofboxes]

Local streamer spends thousands on outdated and obscure products.

[@JV-ie4rh]

I would buy them and test them if I had jerma bucks

[@TheUnoriginal2394]

@@JV-ie4rh whats the conversion rate for jerma bucks to USD?

[@JacobKinsley]

@@TheUnoriginal2394 0.000032 JermaBucks = 1 USD

[@Kitty-ion]

​@@JacobKinsley you accidentally had that reversed

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Kitty-ion All I know is that if you put money in the big boy stock market (not the crypto one basically) the number goes up if you wait a while.

[@dragonlogos1]

1:49:44 Jerma declares that cooking a human leg is less weird than pasta. what a psycho

[@IrishMan441]

It's Phil.

[@catboyhole]

JERMA KNOWING THE WORDS TO THE CATHY MITCHELL ONE WAS SO FUNNY 😭😭

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

Ya know, a lot of jerma's takes are like "Hee hee hoo hoo, funni man makes a bad point." But he was SO dead on with his tik tok comparison that it's actually scary. He KNEW he was right too

[@PEACEOUTPAT]

Jerma is pure talent, there's no other way to spin it. If it was 1910-1930 he'd be the president

[@BierBart12]

Or he'd be the most successful snake oil merchant in the world, no inbetween

[@PEACEOUTPAT]

@@BierBart12 rofl that's so spot on

[@Kikiapina]

I really hope there will be more, these infomercial streams have a certain vibe to them that just makes me happy

[@NotAce25]

"or do it on this old fashioned calculator" Uh... ok... how is doing math on a calculator more old fashioned than doing it in your head?

[@JacobKinsley]

How the fuck are calculators old fashioned they literally have microchips onw them

[@ionaerofeeff]

"Figure out how to split an apple with your hands, or do it with this old fashioned paring knife"

[@degenerationalist2645]

Only part of math class I hated was when they demanded I show my work when I did all the work in my head. I did it different, though. I visualized the problem in my head like I have a piece of paper up there. My method was definitely slower, though.

[@zzeroara9511]

ME TOO! My middle school math teacher was a total bitch to me and very clearly knew what I didn't like or wasn't good at. She would literally call me up to do math on the white board in front of everyone...i think it traumatized me lmao

[@degenerationalist2645]

@@zzeroara9511 Punk ass teachers knew better with me. They knew I would only play along with everything so far and wasn't afraid to say no and hold up the class for a day. What a waste of time. I could've taught myself better than they did.

[@JacobKinsley]

It's good practice to write down your workings out anyway because if you get the final answer wrong you can get a good chunk of marks if your working out was correct and you just had a brain fart when squaring something.

[@JacobKinsley]

John Parkins is like an action movie villain that holds people hostage making fake ads for his inventions. The fact he's british really just sells the whole idea that the set is actually a dungeon the hostages are being kept in.

[@krackerjackism]

Jerma reciting lines from the infomercial as it was happening freaked me out.

[@Bluechief6]

The random unprompted things Jerma says while watching the computer infomercials. "Dad's gonna get addicted to League."

[@carpassion96]

Jerma has a point with the Apple Performa infomercial. We take information technology for granted these days. But back in the 90s, it was absolutely inspiring, brought optimism and new light to those who discovered this new way of communicating and obtaining information with the world.

[@uzakhaas]

1:17:10 thumbnail I cried at that. absolute horror.

[@moniquesantrifcer1447]

That red devil looks so flimsy. It's gonna collapse on any sufrace that isn't perfectly flat concrete. I'm anxious just looking at it

[@joshshrum2764]

You’ll fucking die if you use the [RED DEVIL] Kris!.

[@JacobKinsley]

That whole showcase has the vibes of "the engineers didn't know how to make it more stable" and the hosts are extremely aware of that and are trying their hardest to make it convincing that it's stable

[@ron133.]

the red devil when i put a pot on it (it fucking explodes)

[@Decoy007]

"Better pasta than they serve at the rib joint". What kind of comparison is that? Who goes to a rib joint and gets the pasta? What rib joints are known for pasta?

[@TooVertical]

I was JUST looking for this lmao great timing!

[@kirbymods5549]

I just realized the rocket chef comes with a cutting board after claiming to be 8 times better than a knife...

[@vandagylon2885]

He said it has the power of 8 knives

[@Cryinginthecloudssss]

That computer ad reminds me of a hallmark cartoon I used to watch about the ugly duckling. Watching this shoved that memory back into place and now I wanna watch it

[@GraphiteShores]

Your avatar pic FUCKS, yah know that?

[@Haze7575]

I want this to be a 10 part series at least

[@joshshrum2764]

Vinny has surpassed ten with his classic game commercials streams.

[@thunDaClap01]

Absolutely love jerma reacting to these. He acts like an alien seeing this shit for the first time.

[@rhizome550]

i refuse to believe anyone watches infomercials like these and thinks they represent ordinary human behaviour

[@internalizedhappyness9774]

@@rhizome550 I second that notion!

[@em.1633]

"It was a calculator with paper in it!" - jerma, upon seeing an adding machine

[@ExplodingTrujillo]

By the end of that red devil commercial they had enough food to feed like 75 people, there’s no way that small group of people finished even half of it.

[@ShotgunSurge0n058]

the macintosh performa 630 was anywhere from $1,199 to $1,949 when the martinettis mac ad was filmed. they bought the version that was $1,300, literally saving only 100 smackaroos.

[@frebothegreat4524]

He should do a sequel stream where he tests out all the products and the finale is him miraculously acquiring a Red Devil grill and setting his house on fire

[@117johnpar]

Grandpas shitposting on the classical music forums.

[@JacobKinsley]

Hypnospace outlaw character

[@daniilol412]

1:26:35 I finally get it. The 40 million dollar give away is giving away 40 million dollars worth of rocket chefs... We got clickbaited 😂

[@scenariiecranizatecu]

i can't fucking believe how invested i was in the wholesome family comedy show about the Macintosh. i wanted to close the video and go sleep but i just can't. their chemestry is trough the roof wth

[@MrJ158n]

The red devil grill recall is wild. Company declared bankruptcy, Manufacturer failed to appear, the air intake would ignite and reach over 750 degrees melting the *Plastic support legs*

[@tobyspicer5284]

i never expected jerma to be a ride or die for cathy mitchell but here we are

[@priqq1]

I feel like these infomercial streams are leading to him doing his infomercial... I can't wait to call 1-800-Jerma-Sus to get one of the limited supply of Jerma branded Coffee Cheetos Chicken all-in-one Cooking/Brewing machines...

[@GregLemons]

With 40 million GlumboCoin giveaway

[@chruomble]

19.95 million jerma land tokens

[@cazer194]

doubled extra long oreo sleeves and hydrophobic sheets

[@macaroniflygon]

Thats how the chat will get their 2.5 billion dollars worth of subs

[@ronaldoa.4905]

38:30 Seeing that Arthur CD ROM just unlocked a whole lot of memories for me

[@blobbem]

3:04:00 - I hated every second of this Ramen Joy infomercial. I physically recoiled at the ramen apple pie.

[@imonlysleeping4491]

Fucking god. That is legitimate gag material.

[@kailin9257]

Y'know that one guy from parapa

[@LolLordy]

@@kailin9257 In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly The so-called noodles you find in spaghetti Are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes Without a doubt, I got the flow Coming at ya live, bring the place alive Eery single day I jive With the thought, comes my direct actions Ask my followers, they'll say it's an addiction SLURP IT SUCK IT, I KNOW YOU ALL LIKE IT

[@thatwaterriver3824]

you just have to *trust her*

[@childpeanut5095]

A two parter to infomercials? Lol he better buy a bunch of random ones and test them now

[@nuclearpotato4073]

There's a pretty large chance you're actually right, and we're about to get a surprise infomercial testing stream. He's done foreshadowing streams before.

[@evil_bratwurst]

there better be 7 hours of that too

[@PointsofData]

Drew Gooden has a series where he buys a bunch of weird ass products from the internet. Same vibe, just less "this can chop things in a slightly different way".

[@someloudthunder3578]

@@PointsofData too bad he isn’t funny

[@PointsofData]

@@someloudthunder3578 thats just like...your opinion man

[@skarloeyexpress4353]

Jerma's unbridled joy from Kathy Mitchel is genuinely cute

[@mooomalooomabaloooma]

the $40,000,000 giveaway is basically just a way for the infomercial channel to say youre going to be saving so much money on these products that we are giving away $40,000,000 in products so it really isnt a giveaway jerma

[@JacobKinsley]

Lmao at the implication that a single rocket chef replaces 20 million dollars worth of kitchen appliances.

[@PointsofData]

I want to see the math on that one

[@hollohead7631]

i hope jerma does this every week for years. this is so good

[@briansalloum9259]

2:35:48 it straight up is where he gets the voice from oh my god "sweet potatoe" ITS OTTO my life has been changed forever

[@PhredLevi]

The funniest thing about e cigarettes is that they just amended anti smoking laws to include them, completely negating the “get away with smoking by not technically smoking” selling point 😂

[@JackMoynihanOfficial]

You can see the Mr. Green coming through when he saw the $40,000,000 giveaway

[@LightningLee77]

I can't believe Jerma entered the RocketChef giveaway, won the $40,000,000, and donated ALL of it to charity on stream

[@Robbuffet]

NGL, the The Martinettis Bring Home a Computer slaps. I may have to try to find it seperately and use it as inspiration for something.

[@PalKiba]

Just some neat little stuff about this stream.. -The guy who hosts the math infomercial is the same guy who hosted the Maxivision (NES game) infomercial with Hulk Hogan, from Joel’s stream. -The main kid in the Apple Computer infomercial was in Sandlot. He was the one who kisses the lifeguard at the pool.. and "FOR-EVURR.. FOR-EVURR". Ham -An aged version of the host of the Green Bissel vacuum (Joe) hosts with Cathy Mitchell for the Ready Set Go product.

[@billy6464]

I bought a Bissell for $20 6 years ago, still going strong. Can't imagine how great that beast is

[@JacobKinsley]

Basedssel

[@PointsofData]

@@JacobKinsley you tried

[@JacobKinsley]

@@PointsofData And thrived, mind you.

[@JacobKinsley]

2:33:16 Had me laughing my fucking ass off 2:02:54 that woman is fucking SO PLEASED with that Saw trap she's concocted for her husband

[@JacobKinsley]

2:33:56 the way the "in memory of Jack Hughes" shows up before the guy being dunked makes it look like the guy being dunked was Jack Hughes and it killed him