Jerma Streams - UFO 50

[@JermaStreamArchive]

11:30 UFO 50 23:33 1st Brb Ends 2:19:45 2nd Brb Ends 4:20:14 Grotto Beasts Tabletop Simulator

[@DragoonBoom]

broooo grotto beasts tabletop simulator will get me to actually try out the game (highkey didn't pick it up purely because im so done with gacha, woulda got it if it were like a board game where you have the entire thing upon buying it)

[@RedstonePower123]

this stream had beatboxing, ah schweet, ough auhuhuh ungh, an alien rant, and otto moments, what a cinematic masterpiece

[@georgie7109]

Jerma greatest hits

[@cynicalia]

premonition!

[@daveisme9227]

SPOILERS D:

[@skulkingrogue7472]

@@daveisme9227 You read the comments before watching the video what did you expect?

[@baseballstream174]

Ough auhuh oouugh

[@meldoy60166]

i missed his yearly stream it’s so jermover

[@Stapler42]

hes back next week (allegedly) !!!

[@-Mopo]

I didn't even get an email notification :(

[@Luuncho]

literally ikr how many more streams will there even be

[@darinasa4428]

@@Stapler42did he say what day?

[@tamiwu0346]

@@-Mopo how do we even get notifications? twitch doesnt work for me

[@ndnprct3]

12:22 Barbuta 29:58 Bug Hunter 38:39 Ninpek (Ninper) 59:26 Paint Chase 1:29:50 Magic Garden 1:35:48 Mortol 2:21:00 Velgress 2:33:07 Planet Zoldath 2:40:13 Attactics 2:49:14 Devilition 2:53:58 Kick Club 2:58:17 Avianos 3:13:05 Mooncat 3:17:25 Bushido Ball 3:23:43 Block Koala 3:27:38 Camoflage 3:33:13 Campanella 3:38:57 Golfaria 3:42:39 The Big Bell Race 3:56:55 Warptank 3:59:57 Rock On! Island

[@SamFreelancePolice]

Bless you

[@cynastra2974]

Now, I get that ppl use Jerma's streams as sleep aid, but I just find it funny that he streams for the first time in 30 years just for people to sleep through it 😂

[@lostpockets2227]

in my mind I picture a severely sleep deprived gamer in his computer chair, with *massive* bags under his eyes, "A new Jerma stream!? Finally! I can sleep again!!!"

[@darinasa4428]

@@lostpockets2227canonical btw

[@mitchellchannel5265]

I used to only watch jerma when I was gaming and I got through a really good amount of his streams that way but when I moved out of my moms house I started putting a different stream on every night, some nights I end up glued to the screen for hours and other nights I'll put it on, hear his voice and immediately drift off to sleep

[@Aquana01]

​@@lostpockets2227reality

[@epnlvr9790]

It's an honor to be people's sleep aid, imagine helping thousands of people find peace with him

[@Hunt3rsDr3am]

Augh sweet, sweet-sweet-sweet-sweet Augh sweet, pre-mo-ni-tion

[@darinasa4428]

They don’t get that we don’t sleep “through” his streams but “to” his streams. It’s not boring ever, just incredibly comforting. And also we do watch those streams when not sleeping, like I rewatch certain vods several times before watching a new vod

[@meh6718]

plus each time you can go back to what you last remember, its basically endless sleeping aid

[@BikiniBottomBankRobber]

I hella watch streams repeatedly too, it really is comforting, and enjoyable. Two for one kinda deal, you know? Also admittedly, it’s real quiet in my house and I’m from a big family so sometimes I put streams on in the background too fr fr, it simulates chaos lol

[@solidpandacka5544]

Around 3:18:30 Jerma does have a point of mythology or history being skewed. Within a few decades Marvel has already caused most of the population to think Thor and Loki are brothers so to say that people might genuinely believe a story or fiction after like a couple centuries isn't that farfetched.

[@Chillerll]

Jerma got something about history wrong? Impossible, he was a substitute teacher for christs sake.

[@Tokmurok]

Or that what we think of as history has also been heavily skewed, is also not a great leap in logic.

[@BikiniBottomBankRobber]

Getting humans to believe stuff is super easy fr, especially when they have no concepts to base things off of. Like it probs woulda been way harder to convince people of marvel nonsense had they known about real mythology. Idk tho tbf

[@katqt32]

For weeks I wait for a jerma stream live only to accidentally miss it every time. Thank god for this channel.

[@Tokmurok]

I live in the outer rim I can never catch ANY of his streams.

[@halo7oo]

3:22:25 Hilarious how chat tries to call out Jerma for saying Caesar became famed for acts done in France (Gaul at the time), revealing they in fact have LESS historical knowledge than JERMA.

[@ziggle5000]

I mean he's basically modern Karl Pilkington so it's not unreasonable to think he'd swapped countries entirely for where Caesar came from.

[@joj5150]

honestly Mr. Jerma is actually a really sharp and intelligent guy. As much as we meme on him, he's a clever one.

[@MrUbister]

I don't think "knowing little about history" or being dumb in general was ever really associated with Jerma?

[@pawprint6677]

Love this guy I hope he streams frequently :)

[@mikhail_SKII]

ONE DAY ONLY

[@jacksoncarter2881]

@@mikhail_SKII ONE YEAR ONLY

[@Allycat101010]

i just dread the day he officially retires

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

"i mean, am i going to play this one again? AbsoLUTEly not. but maybe." "i keep being...my brain...there is so much pressure in it."

[@gambitschema]

jerma has the constitution of an anime mother

[@AA-es9bp]

This sent me flying to the moon 💀

[@ItsRyanHello]

The hip to waist ratio of one too, or so im told....

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

This resurfaced memories of that one time Jerma voice acted a Sorcery! character as a sultry MILF...

[@artnerd3727]

Was feeling pretty shit but this made me genuinely laugh thank you

[@CGFillertext]

Or a character in a period piece who mysteriously and suddenly coughs blood into their handkerchief

[@ToodleDoodle]

I hope he streams more of this so we can all watch him lose his mind over Quibble Race.

[@Caspercab]

he's gonna rage so hard at that he'll probably start talking about the creation of the universe while moving like marilyn manson in a music video

[@jeremyquiros5483]

1:07:30 for the “snare drum beat goes with everything” bit Damn I’ve missed Jerma streams so much 😂

[@Unquietrecords]

I did not expect having Livin' la vida loca stuck in my head for hours

[@GoldSrc1198]

The toilet espressos finally got to him :C

[@mythcat1273]

"Are there burn marks on all your spoons" is the best one guy moment of jerma's entire career

[@naryosh_]

timestamp?

[@mythcat1273]

@naryosh_ I'm gonna be straight up I do not remember

[@MrBluePowers808]

@@naryosh_ 3:41:40

[@bbqmeandyoustinkypinkypewp4298]

Can someone explain please maybe it's because english isn't my first language or maybe i'm just stupid but i don't get it.

[@pixel_smith]

I was the one that made that comment and I think it might be my favorite thing I've ever done in my life

[@JohnnySilverhand-wd3rz]

So glad he streamed and that this channel is active

[@En_Joshi-Godrez]

A sincere comment on a jerma vid is like seeing a biblically accurate angel.

[@cynicalia]

Ah sweet, premonition 1:50:23 1:51:06 1:51:55 1:53:30

[@nat9380]

Being exposed to the "ah schweet, sch sch schweet schweet" for like 30 mins straight has given me a new vocal stim. People are going to hate me

[@ekoz]

AW SCHWEET, A PREM-OH-NISH-UN

[@steelplasma256]

Rookie mistake, just skip over that unbearably annoying part.

[@unconscious5630]

AH SCHWEET

[@rudeboyspodcast]

So happy to see my favorite streamer playing my favorite game I've been running the community for 6 years now. I hope he comes back to it soon, this was a blast!

[@sadoffer4972]

He really thought overnight oats was just someone making oatmeal and leaving it on the counter overnight

[@l-l]

do not fear mold

[@aarondonald1611]

@@l-l That's not long enough for mold to form

[@ChewyTwee]

It’s so nice that they let him stream from the old folks home 💙💙

[@CGFillertext]

3:17:52 “And here we see an example of ancient art, done in colored pencil, depicting the quick-footed god of freedom, Sonic, and the flying god of inventors, Tails.”

[@ellie8272]

This will be humans in 2200

[@tmeister5313]

🎵Ah sweet, premonition🎵

[@Legushka]

Such a great stream, it has the vibes of the classic Jerma streams of days long gone. I missed this kind of streams an awful lot.

[@DaggerSkullery]

I can hear voices 0:53 YES UFO50!!! Hope he does more. Checks out each game quickly, then maybe some longer sessions of his faves

[@teenagesteveminecraft]

Hoping for the full 6 hour Max and Minnie stream

[@MRFISH-rs6sq]

his habit of diarrhea every morning finally got to him

[@Chillerll]

It can’t be good longterm

[@smallgoblin5500]

When the stream first aired yesterday he had the game title set to 'WEBFISHING' and I almost had a heart attack

[@z0mbimeat]

utterly heartbroken rn to come back to the vod and find out he isnt playing it

[@smallgoblin5500]

@@z0mbimeat saaame I joined the stream an hour late so I was hoping I just missed it

[@TotinosOtherBoy]

Ufo 50 better anyways

[@mogullll]

3:35:28 chuck mcgill ass rant

[@krebgurfson5732]

i love that no matter what song he "beat boxes" it's still clown/circus music tempo

[@marstaylor2305]

3:32:25 I'm so glad we have more content to add to the jerma alien chronicles

[@Lowekinder]

simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter tried to assassinate another one of my fav streamers

[@Szanth]

F

[@ziggle5000]

It's ok, food poisoning isn't real.

[@ekoz]

he ate overnight oats on the toilet Sadge

[@ekoz]

what a coincidence i just checked to see if he had streamed anything since it had been a while and lo and behold

[@no_0el]

“i’ll be good at this one” *dies literally immediately* 39:01

[@ykobi]

monday no longer ruined

[@user-xr5zv2dg1b]

Amazing how his gameplay of Mortol is a chain sequence of the worst possible decisions you can choose at that given moment. It´s fascinating fr.

[@NewportNibbler]

Getting immortalized in the *_QUINTESSENTIAL_* Jerma985 daycare playroom is my life-long dream...

[@flthyanml]

there's something so validating about Jerma loving Paint Chase as much as I do

[@neufxtrois]

I'm straight up doin backflips on it

[@JojoTheVulture]

Ayo? Proof? 👀

[@mogullll]

I knew this was gonna happen, this game was MADE for jerma

[@piplup985]

I actually yelped out loud when I saw the twitch notification

[@novum2915]

Let's goooooo been waiting for Jerma to play this!!!

[@TheRealLostfan78]

I really needed this was in a car crash with my family, this cheers me up!

[@emiliozacarias5501]

hope everyone is okay, good luck gamer

[@jordanwait7264]

I hope you're alright, wishing you the best

[@pipclip]

i hope you’re okay🙏💗

[@ItsRyanHello]

Add it to the compilation

[@Fart_Simpson]

hope youre all okay :)

[@funguy398]

He was so HIGH after "second brb".

[@JohnnySilverhand-wd3rz]

Jerma visits snoop dogg

[@beeexe3910]

jerma still doesn't understand microwaves. he thinks they're like nuclear bombs or something when they just boil water to heat up food

[@puppable]

I needed the Jerma UFO 50 stream more than i need water

[@supplespecimen725]

He knows exactly which song is Beethoven’s 5th symphony by heart? Damn

[@mogullll]

1:50:11 what on earth is this noise

[@Tokmurok]

New Roblox death noise.

[@comerosas]

watching him trying to figure out mooncat is amazing

[@AegisRick]

I was flatout flummoxed watching him play Mortol.

[@xDeeKayHD]

Aw shweet, aw aw shweet shweet

[@nebula6887]

this was my first jerma stream and i had to listen to this man rant about captain crunch and have an existential crisis for 30 minutes straight. crack addict andy

[@JohnStyers-c5u]

You can tell the jermamites sought santuary in the egg carton with the overnight oats in the bathroom bit.

[@ekoz]

the venn diagram for both communities is a circle

[@ScornfulEg0tist]

jerma's actually kinda cracked at magic garden, never seen anyone do that well on their first session of the game

[@jessieburnette2263]

yayyyyy hes back!! i really hope hes going to be ok though hes been going through it :((

[@mothyena]

Very happy to say I heard Jerma beatbox live

[@glasssawsslipperstraws7410]

Every time i have seen other streamers play this i kept thinking "this is such a jerma game"

[@teenagesteveminecraft]

"This one's my favorite so far" and he's only at paintchase

[@quickattackfilms7923]

Dude that Velgress game where you shoot and climb up… that’s a sweet game right there. That would’ve been an iconic game franchise if it was released in the 80’s. Would’ve been up there with Metroid. Half of these games would’ve been massive hits in the 80’s

[@MrYedin]

3:41:35 Best Comment of the Year contender 💀

[@baseballstream174]

I don't think we're doing that anymore bud :(

[@mikerutkowski4653]

The king returns

[@vwoop]

LETSGOOO, new sleep material 🗣️💯💯 sleep gang wya?

[@kygid]

cant believe it

[@Boxscot49]

Who else up sleeping

[@limb-o7180]

I'm with the "background noise while drawing" gang

[@Ryan_Cooper69]

Try watching the vod while awake too at least, I hope?

[@etasjo]

thats just disrespectful

[@Yesmaams]

1:43:26 took way too long for me to figure out that jerma’s singing Livin’ la vida loca by Ricky Martin

[@FreestBird]

thanks jormania

[@dan-crum]

Watching Jerma play games helps me understand Valve playtesters.

[@artnerd3727]

“Ronald McDonald is the kind of guy that you bring home to mama”- Jerma 2024

[@eduz8213]

38:59 I couldn't believe how bad he played LMAOO

[@artnerd3727]

I love music class with Mr. Jeremy

[@JadeFoxAlpha]

First time I ever watched Jerma, I was having a severe anxiety attack. I thought I might be having a heart attack or stroke or something, my arms were tingling and my heart was beating rapidly and shallowly. To calm down, I decided to watch a calming stream of some games I really loved: Sam and Max, and I picked Jerma. It basically calmed me enough to control everything. He helped me a ton when I really needed to chill. Tonight, election night, I feel similarly. If I could trade places with Jerma, I would. He does not deserve to be sick. Jerma rules.

[@brandonbryant2480]

Holy shit, something extremely similar happened to me. I had an incredibly exhausting and stressful day at work and I relied way too much on caffeine and nicotine, so when I got home I literally felt like I was about to die of a stroke. The best thing I could think to do to calm down was put on the Seaman VOD and just sit there petting my cat. It's such a weird thing to turn to for comfort but hey, whatever works lol. I get it

[@steelplasma256]

Nobody seems to understand Zoldath. The fact the game doesn't explain that every playthrough has a different NPC species. Two species are friendly and the rest are enemies. You can't beat the game without trading for a map piece.

[@ScreamingLake]

Every game in this collection is an absolute CLASSIC. Except Barbuta. Barbuta is just ok.

[@DelusionsOfParasitosis87]

I miss jerma and his bullshit more than I should, he helped my dumbass through some of my darkest times. God save me

[@ShmeepShmopp]

shweet shweet premonition 🎶

[@darkgxgaming7012]

we need a grotto beast mod for TCG Card shop

[@scrungo7610]

Yesss this is my goty I’m so hyped for this stream!!

[@The_Red_Hand]

The day he fully stops streaming we will have lost a legend.

[@ziggle5000]

3:52:55 Jerma encounters an actual bug when the games ai gets confused by orange being sent backwards and instead of recognizing it as a bug he assumes human intentions from the machine

[@武嶋タナトス]

Ah sweet! New Jerma content!

[@ashleyking8851]

hope he does more ufo50 steams

[@DoctorDetroitNardo]

1:10 Star Wars Episode 5 if written by Jerma

[@jake-vu7cj]

it’s weird that i’ve been hoping you’d stream all year and when u do we all just sleep to it..

[@olyophogrific]

who's we

[@kerokero_furogu]

shweet shweet shweet shweet shweet

[@Alucitary]

For all our sakes I hope that Jerma doesn't have worms. Parasites cultivated on his flesh would have capabilities beyond our mortal understanding.

[@unconscious5630]

AW SHWEET

[@thisisyourAutisn]

Long Live The Jerm! 💪🏻😤

[@ADHDDistracts]

🗣🗣🗣Awshweet...awaw shweet shweet 🗣🗣🗣

[@SquidsTv]

1:47:38 random chewbacca moment

[@majimark4410]

Just in time to sleep, thank you 😌

[@kygid]

seriously

[@Aquana01]

I love how we're just an entire cult centered around sleeping with jerma

[@urlcats]

ricky martin was an awesome addition to this stream

[@bethiguess1695]

"artificial scarcity" meanwhile he's a real human person 😭😭😭

[@baseballstream174]

The catty streamer bit is underrated "Enjoy the vacation! 💅 Yeah youre banned! 💁‍♀️"

[@bobertbolero]

Time stamp please?

[@mythcat1273]

Aw schweet

[@Szanth]

A-aw schweet-schweet

[@thebradzone3922]

Captain Crunch is not real. He is a cartoon guy we made up to sell cereal (milk food). We do not worship him. Captain Crunch is not real.

[@maxwellsmith9988]

3:30:00 jerma we have an insane amount of written documentation of ourselves historians arent that dumb

[@backcornerofyoutube8556]

Yeah, I know right. Like he's trying to make us think Captain Crunch isn't a real guy 😒 Doesn't he know of his various war crimes of Crunch back in 1669 later known to the people of zimbabwe as the Crunching Time. All joking aside, though, if anything were to happen to our documentation. KZbin would be the first to go since it's all stored via servers online. So him saying 10,000 years into the future is a bit silly lol.

[@walls_of_skulls6061]

Dude finally this game is so good

[@bobertbolero]

1:43:23 The greatness begins I'm gonna use the rest of this section as background music lol

[@stanley8006]

Does Boston exist? Is Boston real?

[@gaspump]

Man, and I thought *I* was bad at Mortol