Jerma Streams [with Chat] - Watching Commercials and Infomercials (Part 4)

[@ComplexMotivations]

The Turbo teen bit was the first time I laughed in years. I thought with my depression it wasn’t possible anymore but I was crying with laughter

[@greasedumpster9781]

i hope your depression gets better bro keep pushing through

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

@@greasedumpster9781 just be careful when you beat it, Goku is gonna come for you monkaS

[@zzzzz333-z5x]

i was actually seizing. the entire sequence of events leading into that and after was so fucking funny I was giggling for the entire night

[@gaijingai]

please get medicated, it's impossible to fight without it

[@PolarChimm]

@@gaijingai oh helll nah you are a real hater if you mean that

[@khinlop]

39:09 I fucking lost at this part when the kid said "She dumped me. She said I was suffocating her, but I thought she wanted to be suffocated". And then chatter said "TARGETED ADS" LMAFAO im dead xddd

[@StatisticColt]

The fact he laughs at every damn car he sees and then comes up with an excuse why he laughed kills me.

[@chrisrogers2156]

1:15:10 grotto beasts

[@beensupe]

Turbo Teen is just the neutered American version of Tetsuo the Auto Man

[@amateuruncle]

you're so fucking right holy shit

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Welp, I'm googling that now.

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

isn't it Iron/Bullet Man?

[@Snowbunny-uh2hq]

Iron man* but yes

[@aliabdallah1926]

My favorite parts, will edit as I go.More below 10:36 Turbo teen introduction 15:00 Turbo Teen return 17:14 Turbo Teen credit, chat is sad 22:00 Cereal Abuse 27:51 Rubik the amazing cube 30:11 The couch 31:10 Crazy Cheeseburger 32:10 Sex 32:40 Jack the Cheater 35:50 Car PTSD settles in

[@aliabdallah1926]

37:08 Worst Models 39:22 False advertising 39:50 Jacket Swag

[@flamingdog9207]

41:43 local streamers mouth WATERS for dog food 56:48 HE STILL WANTS DOG FOOD

[@AFriendlyElfFella]

*GENERAL TIMESTAMPS:* *Pre-Stream:* 0:15 Chat Appears 0:39 Jerma Speaks 6:05 Opens Browser 7:08 Watching Starts *Break 1:* 1:13:54 Takes Break 1:14:45 Jerma Returns *Grotto Beasts:* 1:15:13 Plays Commercial 1:22:57 Credits *Break 2:* 1:24:43 Takes Break 1:28:14 Jerma Returns 1:29:52 Watching Resumes *Post-Stream:* 3:01:12 Closes Browser 3:02:20 Otto Moment 3:04:58 Credits 3:07:08 Stream Over

[@ethanmcentire7278]

AT 21:58 I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER

[@gingangooy]

Oh god The knowledge that Jerma and Tomar canonically exist in the same universe It's too much

[@Fartpoopertwentyseven]

Imagine if they met, what would happen

[@Citrusautomaton]

@@Fartpoopertwentyseven Bloodshed the likes of which would be talked about for millennia…

[@zantezalighieri]

2:48:30 old board game streamer bonanza stream idea 2:51:29 tv voiceover aspirations

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

2:57:09 jesus fucking christ nick

[@nfbvacsbtn]

2:33:16 tonal whiplash

[@NyanMango]

I love watching people react to old commercials. It's the type of content I'll fall hook, line and sinker for, regardless of who the streamer is. Of course, it's made better by the fact jerma is the one streaming ❤

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

This only works for me because of Jerma, TV commercials make me unreasonably angry and sad

[@AlexRodriguez-ti3wy]

God Damn the chat message at 1:05:12 that said: "WhitePeopleHappy" made my day

[@zeekkeez3488]

I can't believe how funny it is that he actually couldn't come up with an even remotely human sounding explanation for thinking cars are funny.

[@shadycatz85]

uhhhh.....this one was a lot different than the other videos.....i counted two ads saying rape, two screamers, a partially tarp covered dead child, and a lot of boobs and legs. and this is like daytime tv, even kids channels lmao what. wild times back then.

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

monkaS what the fuck

[@amentco8445]

Don't watch commercials at 3 AM 😢

[@ArlieMeadow]

1:55:05 kefir voice

[@HogartHughes]

i missed this entire stream cuz i was at a concert thing

[@beccarain00]

Whose concert?

[@HogartHughes]

it was a daft punk thing

[@khinlop]

I missed this cuz I was in jail.

[@pilotsayshello1758]

@@khinlop chef tony is that you?

[@cosmo1724]

35:20

[@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes]

2:40:18

[@ugh5880]

man I hate when chat just spams "???????????????" to every single little thing

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

I love it its fune

[@amentco8445]

I don't get the heart things

[@phosp1083]

when wtf you watch it with chat

[@siluriantides]

????

[@cryax3447]

Block chat with windows calculator or notepad, thats what I do.

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

42:20 oh hey another brazilian in chat :) épico :)

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

I have no money, no job and no hope for my future, but I hope someday I can still get some Grotto Beasts ;--;

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

2:28:12 L vis LMAOOOOO

[@TheeEnglishKnight]

i’m english so i’ve not seen any of these ads, and yet i still thoroughly enjoy these streams and they confirm my theory that our ads are superior

[@gaijingai]

finally more infomercials

[@Snack-Sized-Femboy]

10:59 This is absolutely surreal, it's like a family guy cutaway bit, but entirely serious.

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

your pfp is cute as hell

[@Snack-Sized-Femboy]

@@marxist-leninist-protagonist thanks~

[@DarkClaws914]

1:38:42 skibidi toilet!!

[@Snack-Sized-Femboy]

why does chat hate white women so much lmao

[@Snack-Sized-Femboy]

56:57 rinnieflynnies: "i get it white woman." 56:57 HellWhiskers: "WHITE WOMAN JUMPSCARE" 1:05:20 wookiebutts: "white people" 1:05:20 LOSTNEVADA: "White people moment" 1:05:21 greenteacrow: "rich white people" 1:05:27 marskipsun: "that was certainly white" 1:05:28 mossflesh: "it's white alright" 1:06:07 the5thhouse: "White women jumpscare" 1:06:17 eyelessoddity: "WHITE WOMAN JUMPSCARE" 1:06:21 danyelling: "white woman jumpscare" 1:37:56 hadeeznuts420: "WHITE WOMAN JUMPSCARE" 2:07:04 arabik51: "so much whiteee" 2:08:40 psychoso: "white people bs LUL" (Reminder: Voodoo culture originates entirely from Africa.)

[@amentco8445]

White womans

[@notgonnaknowtillthen3192]

Also, children kissing and intimate couples seem to always make chat react too. I guess it's like when you watch a sex scene with your parents, but instead of Mom it's Jerma.

[@marxist-leninist-protagonist]

@@notgonnaknowtillthen3192 so it's dad

[@bearynicebear]

thank you Fun-Sized Femboy for your civic duty