Jerma Streams - Gas Station Simulator

[@JermaStreamArchive]

8:10 Gas Station Simulator 3:46:28 Listening to new music 3:53:59 1st Brb Ends 5:06:03 2nd Brb Ends

[@antonioacosta568]

By the way guys. Thanks for reuploading the Kenshi stream. I asked on discord a while back and never got to say thanks cause I deleted my account. Y'all are the real mvps

[@gwnfatelephant]

@@antonioacosta568u.=… I’m

[@Bjrosiy]

@@gwnfatelephant least insane jerma viewer

[@quincidents9628]

Jerma is a guy who even though he’s played a billion video games it’s like his first time playing video games every stream

[@macha8155]

Paid actor

[@bovinearrogance]

i love Jerma- but honest to god him never knowing wtf to do and constantly looking at chat instead of playing is annoying af

[@ArronTheCat]

@@bovinearrogance I've never understood why people come to jerma to actually watch him play games. He stopped playing games seriously since tf2 and even then he goofed off a ton. I see the same kinda reactions on oneyplays. If you wanna watch somebody be good at games go watch eSports lol

[@bovinearrogance]

@@ArronTheCat I'm new to Jerma so I was kinda looking for more people like Vinesauce. But its not even that he's just not playing them right its the fact that his always just super fuckin clueless

[@ArronTheCat]

@@bovinearrogance he's always been like that. Don't go into a jerma video with the mindset you're about to watch someone play a game, go into it with the mindset that you're about to watch a trainwreck

[@megabarcafan1212]

I can't wait until Jerma is 50, streaming his first irl Ferrari test drive, constantly shouting to chat "this is NOT a mid life crisis! i was JOKING when I said that, I'm not OLD. would an OLD person have the NEED FOR SPEED LIKE ME HUH"

[@thatonegreenguy2842]

Guys, guys alright it’s not a midlife crisis alright - I I I I uhh made a GOOD financial decision aright. It’s a good INVESTMENT let’s just do a couple laps see how it goes WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH

[@TargetedPersona]

No chat I'm not going to drive 120 mph over the speed limit down the highway

[@wntriam]

@@TargetedPersona *immediately drives 120 mph over the speed limit*

[@Notquitekris]

@@TargetedPersona Guys I’m not gonna fuckin- **quiter and faster this time* I’mnotgonnafuckingrunsomeoneoverokay? **reading chat** MANSLAUGHTER MANSLAUGHTER VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER- NO!!!!

[@TargetedPersona]

@@Notquitekris MONKAS MONKAS *sounds of cars crashing violently and loud blood curdling screams intensifies*

[@spookssnatchley780]

His best streams are when he starts rping as a weirdo and then gets surprised at chats reaction as if that’s how normal people behave

[@gforce07]

I know those are my favorites, too.

[@lividsphincter4098]

"rping"

[@SPX900]

I also like it when he is rping his chat

[@harpsarp66]

@@SPX900 i swear half of jerma's "reading chat" is just him making shit up. they have entered his brain

[@ArtoriasCiaran76]

​@lividsphincter4098 my mind immediately went to horrible things, and i'm not gonna lie, I was very concerned. On many fronts.

[@Haydito95]

this guy deserves his own tectonic plate

[@18754KRS]

＋２

[@therealngian]

+2

[@snailsaredumb9412]

+2

[@dannythepopsicle3822]

+2

[@lepus9588]

+2

[@reno6703]

one of my favorite streams of his, ADHD on full tilt, real honest talks, and wonky car phys

[@MiniMuni69]

It really was the perfect storm, this stream. Loved it!

[@skeletoninyourbody9896]

Perfect jerma stream indeed.

[@VVychmyNeko]

Full on ADHD indeed

[@stevej71393]

There should be a "Jerma" genre on Steam for games like this.

[@LordMoku]

The Holy Trinity.

[@jf4156]

He really thrives in these types of games

[@skeletoninyourbody9896]

I absolutely love watch him play these, i go back to watching him play house flipper etc too it's so relaxing and fun Hope he plays pc building sim sometimes

[@lux6371]

Any Jerma stream with "simulator" in the title is an instant classic.

[@KonkeyDongkey]

They really are the best, house flipper, the long drive and power wash Simulator really stick out to me.

[@hooch7700]

Thrives?? He forgets what he’s doing every five minutes! Lol

[@lux6371]

@@KonkeyDongkey Thief simulator, cooking simulator and drug dealer simulator are some great ones too

[@Melvin_RongDong]

Imagine trying to get your car filled up and you watch the gas station attendee sprint around the building, pick up a potted plant, and chuck it at some kid

[@chasemorr4110]

Jerma with a broom is an Avengers level threat

[@ivandesouza2424]

PSYCHO streamer Goes on a RAMPAGE using a broom

[@Koishii1970]

Jerma helps the military take down the Hulk with his broom

[@rabbitOfDemise]

i like how jerma's streams of obscure games normally illustrate him slowly derailing into madness like by the end of the stream hes just stealing peoples cars, ignoring the line of customers while pretending to be concerned, and occasionally laughing manically

[@ivandesouza2424]

The voices start to take over at the end of every stream

[@boneor...7022]

>obscure It outsold Deathloop

[@goobiiguy]

@@boneor...7022 how’s that an achievement

[@lcslndmt]

"I've been watching you for a month and you're already my father." Jerma's got the best chat on Twitch, I swear lmao

[@Scenery-1976]

04:12:04 for any Jermamites wondering

[@simonsimons1252]

Jerma could sit making poop jokes for 5 hours and I wouldn't get bored of his content. Mixing it up's fine, but the man's charisma is what makes him what he is, not just his stream format.

[@cmarquino]

Agreed.

[@blankpage9277]

I don't think I've heard him land a joke before.

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

@@blankpage9277 then you just don’t understand his humor. The appeal is the off-the-wall insanity and the range of characters he comes up with and plays, like Mr Greenz, The Rats, Zerma, Greedy Grinner, etc

[@sultanofswag8901]

@@Bruh-ob9mi like 80% of those are things that chat came up with

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

@@sultanofswag8901 Chat may have influenced them, but Jerma brings them to life

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

chat is on drugs, they called jerma a boomer for _not_ using email

[@justinworld9]

all that online school messed with their minds

[@RedzeeTV]

@@justinworld9 instant messaging was so 2019, emails are it now!

[@siluriantides]

To be fair, chat is always on drugs.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

@@justinworld9 Wait is that how they communicate in classes? Holy fuckin shit I graduated just in time.

[@stitchfinger7678]

@@jamesmccomb9525 nah, Teams or whatever youre using can do VOIP and has its own chat client In my experience only Uni's and professors will message thru email anymore

[@foehammer5047]

"a lot of this channel's vibe is because of Blordow's music." Don't lay the blame at his feet, Jerma, he's done nothing wrong to deserve that.

[@JetSetFrett]

I can't believe Jerma also made bathroom potions, that's fucking wild

[@janshsshsnns7414]

Yeah he talks alot about how he brought his pc into the bathroom while shitting. Along with bathroom potions In his drug dealer simulator stream

[@Nonexistent_creature]

@@janshsshsnns7414 didn't he talk about sliding a switch between his asscheeks?

[@Notquitekris]

It’s insane to me that the screens we’re currently looking at and the music we hear for “stream starting soon!” and “be right back!” will eventually be referred to as “the old screen cards” and “the old music” like the old Jerma985 intros, crazy to think about how different even the tiniest of things will be! Looking forward to the future though :)

[@begoldturtle]

I like the way you think

[@Notquitekris]

@@begoldturtle aw thank you so much! Even though the change will be weird I’m definitely looking forward to the future :)

[@KnightAarant]

Right? To think they'll be the "old" intro is such a weird feeling. Puts heavily into perspective how long I've been viewing Jerma's content.

[@Notquitekris]

@@KnightAarant Precisely!! The future is looking promising though :))

[@Sammy38]

I'm scared. I miss him. I cry every night

[@SoSarchastic]

Jerma starting his gas station empire: "I hope you'll be kind enough to give me 5 stars on Google!" An hour in: "literally murdering customers"

[@goblinking3710]

“Am I In trouble” as he sprints at the cop car

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

2:52:10 Him painting over the bathroom grime is my personal favorite moment

[@spec7441]

Landlord andy

[@troglodytee]

when he talks to each customer at the pump, jerma sounds like jack nicholson in the shining

[@ivandesouza2424]

You say that like he isnt

[@Anzallos]

He did the Kubrick stare and everything

[@nipplecream3099]

Jerma wasn’t born, he was written in

[@ezrabirdhouse]

it's so funny when he says things. i love that he has opinions

[@brinbin_]

I loved seeing the sub badges change in pre-stream and everyone pointing out how cool each other's looked and then hearing one of Blordow's new tracks at the stream start. It genuinely felt like Christmas morning.

[@Jeffery-do6ey]

Leave it to jerma to go on an emotional roller coaster managing a gas station

[@Sube-Tube]

I'd hardly call that managing, he could barely even function most of the time

[@vizzy61]

how else would they drive

[@ChrisLeeW00]

Having worked at a gas station, I thought it was funny how shocked Jerma got from seeing every day occurrences in this game.

[@bigbubble4282]

How often do you find a piece of shit on the ground?

[@elenz903]

@@bigbubble4282 another gas station worker here, much more often than i'd like

[@GregLemons]

@@elenz903 F

[@rs-vvv]

When he brushes the same spot of dirt for a minute straight because he doesn't understand that he's like 1 pixel away from it registering

[@oswinoswald3410]

My favourite type of stream where I can go to sleep and wake up to the same one. Then realize I need to be getting more sleep.

[@Kiroisawesome05]

Most gas stations have like powerball or scratch cards Jermas gas station has a full slot machine in it

[@boingo3275]

Jerma puts the "out of order" sign on the machine just so he can use it exclusively

[@stitchfinger7678]

I get that everything needs to be gamified so it doesnt just feel like chores But the checkout minigame makes literally no sense Why do you have to not let it get in the basket? Why does that make it free? WHY ARE THEY UPSET WHEN THEY GET SHIT FOR FREE???

[@asoap2422]

So i decided to play the game after watching jerma playing for 2hrs and it's gettin even worse. Sometimes the items will freak out on the sliding thing and go to fucking space itself and they will get upset aswell. If your mouse is half fucked like mine? There are times you will accidentally throw the fucking thing instead of scanning it. Yes it's advanced uneccessary.

[@nipplecream3099]

also why isn’t the basket just on the other side of the scanner????

[@Otakupatriot117]

I'm desensitized to that, with how many cooking games I've played where customers will get angry that you gave them an extra burger patty or too large of a drink. I just headcanon it as the manager yelling at me rather than the customer.

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Otakupatriot117 I imagine that the customer has to pay for the extra thing when the bill is calculated and they never noticed it until they walk away with their order

[@ophiocordyceps_]

its probably the way the game is coded so if it doesnt go to the scanner and then the basket its basically the same as dropping it off the thing. sorry sir your chips are out of bounds ignore the fact that theyre also in your basket

[@TripleFudgePacker]

finally, the peak of gaming

[@orangejoe2147]

Gas

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@orangejoe2147 gyas

[@the-red-thing]

@@jeremytitus9519 The door has just been locked behind you, you thought this was a tour? your test begins now.

[@ivandesouza2424]

@@the-red-thing youre locked in a room with a carrot and a snowman, putting the carrot on the snowman's nose opens the door And you are allowed to leave Putting the carrot on the snowman's dick would be pretty funny, but detonates a Pipe bomb

[@trucevideos]

obsessed w how customers don't care if ur lockpicking their car unless you fail

[@BunBunAshly]

the sweeping vehicles a mile away was funny every time

[@WraithTDK]

I love when Jerma play simulator games. It's such a chill thing to have on in the background while I work. This, Coin Game, Internet Cafe Simulator. Even Wrestling Empire; I know that last one wasn't a simulator game, but just the "do stuff, make management decisions, etc." type games. Love them.

[@dannyboy8t666ed]

I don't care how bad my day is going. Listen to Jerma an instant smile.

[@antonioacosta568]

Hearing him say "we might start doing seasonal intros" gives me relief. I've genuinely been worried he's felt like quitting. Also did we get a Markiplier in Space leak? Jerma appearance?

[@sanguillotine]

I’m pretty sure he said recently that he doesn’t plan on quitting anytime soon

[@antonioacosta568]

@@sanguillotine yeah, but he also says things like "we'll see how much gas we have left in the tank" Ultimately he can leave when he wants to, but it's scary!

[@rasengdori13]

@@antonioacosta568 I think it’s moreso he’ll move on from Twitch someday to focus full-time on bigger projects akin to Dollhouse because he feels more fulfillment and passion in them.

[@lupa3041]

just after the brb break in this stream he talks about quitting/doing other things

[@kasperkildegaard8518]

he just talked about it he made it very clear he would at least be going for some years still

[@HaloDevilGuy]

I hope he plays this again, this might be my next house flipper set of streams I rewatch.

[@doifhg]

I love how all the sim games he plays have wonky car physics

[@ceejozz]

something happens to jerma when he plays any game with a car in it

[@Pactastic042]

I'm still watching this day by day it's so long , what a big load of Jerm

[@felicityc]

Apparently this game reports information on your computer and data, and uploads them to servers (Epic Games ipv4 servers specifically, and social network tracking) without your consent. Please look at the highest rated review on steam before purchasing or playing this game. I never would ask this normally, but please upvote this comment to increase awareness of this issue.

[@Nobody_important9]

Epic games needs to get money for all those free games somehow

[@gagne6928]

Jerma actually did get hacked after all

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Same stuff happens with anything TakeTwo has their hands on, which is a LOT of games.

[@therealbungus]

Way to spread misinformation and FUD, back up your claims with a source next time.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

@@therealbungus He did you moron. The top review on Steam even got a response from the developer, and they acknowledged it as fact. You're the one that needs to read into sources better you dunce.

[@godawful5600]

Jerma Royale Season 0 No but honestly, I know it’s a small thing, but I respect Jerma for thinking of ways to improve / change up his stream after all this time. New music and badges and all that are very cool

[@t.c.l1625]

I just started as a pro wrestler, training for the past two years and now wrestling shows under Best of the West pro wrestling in California. I would totally be down to work in a live action Jerma rumble after the years of watching Everything Jerma has put out for our entertainment.

[@kinnikuboneman]

What are you aiming for? NXT? AEW? New Japan?

[@MayorMcC666]

its funny that jerma thinks the general public wouldn't recognize the sus guy in 20 years. its going to happen, sorry Jeremy.

[@nintendo_dringus]

My keyboard's volume wheel likes to use itself sometimes. I'll be sitting there, with my volume at 15%. Then most of the time when the issue happens, the wheel's light will turn white (indicating it has been used in the last couple of seconds) and the volume meter will appear on screen and rapidly change between -10 and +10 of where it was originally. The other day for the first time, it shot from 20 to 100 in 1 frame. It was absolutely deafening. I was playing inscryption and then and just as I ended my turn and the cards began attacking, it was like michael bay in my ears.

[@marinesnake8641]

Inscryption is such a good game, I hope jerma plays it later but I highly doubt he will

[@KZ-ub9bg]

Jerma lives inside your keyboard

[@bavuh1249]

@@marinesnake8641 would it be a good jerma game though? I feel like he’d die like once or twice and then talk about barfing for the rest of the stream

[@stitchfinger7678]

dude das a ghost

[@marinesnake8641]

@@bavuh1249 yeah it really isnt a jerma game but what you described still sounds like a good time

[@fluffiestbiscuit]

5:25:45 I'm banned for life now because of this PSYCHO and his FURSONA

[@jeremytitus9519]

Somebody needs to reign in this utter renegade

[@bennie.379]

the funny sound effect at 2:43:40 made me laugh so much

[@crazylayzy23]

He wasn't even trying either.

[@jimbones8795]

Jerma is amazing at playing games without actually playing them

[@mooomalooomabaloooma]

Imagine going to a gas station and seeing somebody kick flipping your car

[@ivandesouza2424]

Imagine a VR game where you need to survive against multiple jermas

[@juliasch7854]

when he brought up the red pepper jelly and cream cheese, i fell in love

[@wigleymusic]

Is Jerma the only hyper-successful streamer who has literally nothing on screen other than the gameplay? It's such a stark contrast to everyone else. I'm always amazed at the numbers he pulled.

[@kadn6885]

These streams are the only thing getting me through my assignments for finals, thank you for uploading them :)

[@reesebeaver16]

i'm watching them while doing my assignments too! they're nice background noise

[@TheTrueEvilSpud]

4:12:05 is quite possibly my favorite one-guy moments

[@ironwhitey]

Getting emotional thinking about Jeremy retiring

[@gnome_official]

Hey how are we doing

[@Sammy38]

I'm crying

[@Nobody_important9]

Last ever Jerma show will be pressing big red button and ending world in nuclear fire

[@steve7745]

Certified Harvester moment

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

the “piano mashing” song jerma heard was almost definitely a MIDI conversion of a different song

[@kinnikuboneman]

I don't think that was a thing back then

[@AtariWow]

1:39:00 Wake up Samurai, we've got a gas station to run. - Keanu

[@schmoke.]

Poor Jerma always getting called insane, think he finally figured out why.

[@ratjesus2003]

Streamer goes INSANE and KIDNAPS a bunch of people in the desert

[@harley8047]

This is one of those games I'd love if it were multi-player.

[@FreakTheScene]

That'd be absolutely perfect for this game, especially since there is so much to work on.

[@redacted9912]

Nothing would get done and we all know it

[@icecold1805]

I don't even drink beer, but watching this stream with this guy just makes me wanna open a cold one and enjoy him talking. It's really satisfying to watch.

[@connor8198]

i love jerma his insanity is the only thing keeping me sane

[@silas6349]

This be my certified Jerma sleep video

[@thespacedisland5746]

2:32:28 im so glad to see that me and jerma are ont he same stance when it comes to Jack in the Box tacos

[@lordwaluigi8535]

The most important lesson I learned from this stream was the purpose of cranberry sauce. 18 Thanksgivings and I've never known it was supposed to go on the turkey, never even bought it

[@rs-vvv]

It's always the games he thrives in that chat is the most gaslighty

[@itsmemrnukki]

GYAS station simulator

[@lr-]

Nerve agent station simulator

[@constructionbootgazer]

@@lr- holy shit I died.

[@snozzle9674]

The new music slaps, no matter how chill it is I always find myself head butting

[@terryflopycow2231]

44:36 'Broom purchased'

[@trucevideos]

top ten worst mistakes

[@linkgamer256]

3:02:00 for squeaky shoe bit lol

[@Kejody53]

With a thumbnail like that, I simply cannot ignore the video.

[@neilduh]

Thoroughly enjoyed the new music!

[@DramakilzU]

When Jerma says rumble live, I immediately picture Endgame but with all the important Jerma characters/content creators that Jerma has encountered over all the years since KZbin. It’d even be really cool if there were a group of wrestlers that could act as Twitch chat, and if you give enough subs, you get your name written on the shirt of one of the wrestlers as they join the ring. Twitch can even vote on what items to introduce into the rumble similar to the dollhouse stream.

[@GregLemons]

Jerma rumble live is a thing, search it up

[@junlexip9204]

Just by looking at the thumbnail, it reminds me of the Long Drive

[@aniyilator]

Yeah, definitely a similar vibe

[@wntriam]

@@kaebeelee damn this hit hard

[@begoldturtle]

@@kaebeelee the updates are getting sick if you haven’t check it out yet

[@iheartme6110]

Jerma is so good at advertising games unknowingly. This adds to the list of many games I’ve downloaded just to play it right

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Jerma type game

[@commissarvigil4806]

Sus Mogus

[@WraithTDK]

Anyone else pulling their hair out at the cycle of Jerma reading a prompt telling him EXACTLY what to do, followed by him IMMEDIATELY going "how do do this? Did I do it?" Dude's younger than me and has been playing games for a living for a decade now; yet somehow it's still like watching my grandfather trying to figure out a game.

[@PrinceCustodian]

"Psycho man arrested claims "chat" made him do it"

[@icecold1805]

2:02:50 this is a certified jerma moment

[@dolphinbj1629]

Mouse sensitivity needs to have a high maximum in games as an accessibility thing. Some people with physical disabilities have extremely limited ranges of movement.

[@Hwyadylaw]

Mice also provide input in a wide variety of magnitudes, depending on their CPI, and games usually don't adjust for that. The bottom line is that the mouse sensitivity configuration UI in most games is lacking

[@MetaWhiteYoshi]

Thanks for explaining, that makes a lot of sense

[@Leto_0]

Picturing chat at their future jobs, trying to make Andy jokes with coworkers and getting weird looks because they don't know how to make original jokes

[@chruomble]

I don’t know why but I can’t fall asleep to white noise anymore only thing that can make me go to sleep is listening to jerma fuck about in a game

[@incendiarymoth]

This is unironically one of my fav jerma streams

[@Slappap]

Finding out ernest was slinky in toy story. Made me stop what I was doing and just sit dumbfounded. And then the sudden realization that oh fuck... I knew ernest died without knowing. *that hit me in the feels

[@imperialguard451]

2:02:56 oh my gOd i thought the flies over the dumpster were real bugs crawling on my screen holy shit

[@owenwilson5271]

“I could’ve been Mario!” *sweeps van directly into the sun”

[@coda56]

i went to bed with this stream playing, and i woke up to him launching a semi truck with a broom

[@cmarquino]

Definitely a contender for best stream of 2021

[@DocZesty]

the longer drive

[@TheAlphaDoge]

The car flip joke was hilarious every single time

[@frog30172]

2:24:10 One of my favorite moments my god

[@t.c.l1625]

Much love and hope to John Reynolds, the actor who played Torgo, who unfortunately took his own life shortly after the film was made. Though the films reputation holds a mixture of opinions, your performance was an entertaining one and has since brought you a whole new audience of fans. May he rest in peace.

[@kilbert666]

Actual serial killer Jerma always assumes the jig is up when he sees a cop

[@Pitkin18]

21:28 my personal oneguy moment :)

[@g4man41]

Nice! Hahah

[@jeremytitus9519]

Congratulations; you made it!

[@zo.yeahhh]

Then at 22:57 I replied with "okay?" to his weird ass rant :)

[@Pitkin18]

@@zo.yeahhh we’ve got a real meeting of the minds here

[@theonlyJayn]

Jerma is such a looney tunes character. Each stream is a journey through space

[@SirRockXIII]

People who ask if you are high constantly really need to upgrade their own miserable lives.

[@SaucyPlebeian]

LMAO sweeps the customer miles away so he isn't bothered while filling the dozer

[@onebigkurt]

damn i ran out of cigarettes beer and pringles, gonna have to go to the streamer gas station

[@rubybishop2407]

great stream but watching him ignore the customer notifications for like 10 minutes bothered me so bad lol

[@ShaddySoldier]

Jerma is old and blind

[@abt3564]

Watching him literally forget everything the game told him seconds later was like trying to watch a blind person attempt to color inside the lines.

[@TheRageLivesOn]

he's probably my favorite person on the internet, but it's so hard watching him play games like this sometimes 😂

[@trucevideos]

ik i was gripping my phone and yelling at him

[@zonnytiger2371]

My favorite part is jerma wasting time getting the cars into the garage and then he didnt even close both sides and do what the whole joke was

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

The cars in this game have better pathfinding than the ones in cyberpunk.

[@kinnikuboneman]

Haha Cyberpunk bad hahah

[@duroorud527]

Redditor vs. Contrarian

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@duroorud527 Epic crap battles of history!

[@yamomspotatosalad818]

@@kinnikuboneman it is true tho

[@kinnikuboneman]

@@yamomspotatosalad818 yeah me hate Cymberplunk too

[@MrXaniss]

"Where's the kid" *stands still while looking for him*