Political Machines 2012 - THE FINAL BATTLE

Two times before, Jesse and Crendor have done battle on the field of American Politics. But on November 6th, only one man may win.
Political Machine is a government simulation game by Stardock, played on PC.
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[@GodSpark127]

"Carrying the baggage of America." Donkey Romnay 2012

[@cmdervimes]

"That giant yellow freak must be stopped." -Jesse Cox Tombstone quote.

[@connorevans104]

Fucking tombstone quotes. ALOAP! RG-4 BOOTING UP ALOAP! ALOAP!

[@thewowgamer100]

we need more of this

[@ezrablock3218]

In at least ONE universe....this happened.

[@hollowedprophet2110]

What is this I see on the horizon? Political Machine 2016? Excellent.

[@AnonYMouse-ky4sg]

Jesse didn't even use his tons of cash. He needed to win NY again like last time to win or focus on the medium states like NV and PA.

[@IridiumBlackbloodArt]

i live in North Carolina and there are lots of gangs.

[@Withers00]

thank you for keeping me from hitting refresh over and over and over again.

[@jacobhensell8805]

GO NORTH CAROLINA

[@sugarwarlock]

I like how they were like "OH YEAH" at the end and I had no idea why because I don't know how important that states are.

[@jrkh8er20]

"I like the environment." "I like guns, because I can shoot the environment when it comes after me." Jesse Cox 2016.

[@runedark612]

Crendor never ceases to amaze me with his crazy ideas for candidates!

[@godzilla12332]

all the old jewish jokes are 100% accurate

[@KountKristyl]

"He is taking valuable money that we could be giving to Snuffleupagus" Best sentence I have ever heard.

[@brandonmiller7985]

Dude one of them should have picked Al Gore because he's "Super Cereal" South Park watchers understand

[@brandonmiller7985]

"Find ManBearPig!!!!!!!!" Al Gore, South Park

[@uchytjes10]

I love how after watching the other two political machines videos that this comes up YAY POLITICS!

[@Lamentationjones]

I was watching Day[9] then I saw this and stopped because... this is what I need.

[@marcusdvorak90]

i love how crendors laugh makes it sound like he forgot how to breathe ^^

[@JamsandTea]

You're very welcome!

[@GriffyBoi]

Crendor always makes the most hilarious characters.

[@MacTheBurger]

man. Jesse's laugh when crendor reveals his guy.. OMG great

[@michealabernathy3558]

jesse and crendor political machine needs to be a weekly show!!!!

[@FLLidas]

Thank you for this Jesse

[@knightofcruxis]

Dangit, Crendor. Every character you make makes me go crazy!

[@SirBlaziken]

And now it's on the internet FOREVER

[@Bertolf100]

Thank you good sirs, for the most entertaining 26 minutes of this otherwise oh-so-serious day!

[@mobj1301]

As someone from Toledo, I'm just happy to be mentioned. Also, we are like all forest and marshes in this corner.

[@grim5i]

Oh my god I need more of these videos.

[@deathkid510]

I feel like a total geek for getting the Bizarro reference. For those who don't know, he was essentially the opposite of Superman, and looked almost exactly like him.

[@Jubanen12]

I love Jesse's "stoned voice" xD

[@CommieHilfiger522]

Jesse's Bill clinton impression was spot on!

[@phoenixphyre66]

I was hoping and praying they'd play this today!

[@TheRhedNova]

I'm from North Carolina and I can confirm that the wind is alive with the sound of sick beats.

[@Planeswalker817]

The highlight of these videos is definitely Crendor revealing the bizarre creation he's come up with.

[@Yenastuundepaspris55]

You know... that was a rather accurate representation of the final day of the election. And now I'm mildly terrified, for some reasons.

[@Alonlyorphan]

to be honest this is the best game you and crendor have made a video in a mini series the only one that matches them are GW2

[@LazuliScarab]

You reference is appreciated, sir.

[@barisaxman2]

That would bring a whole new meaning to the term 'Donkey Vote'

[@DJBranden]

Jesse, we need a final battle rematch!

[@blocknight1]

I dont even watch these normally but I am now

[@DJBranden]

Jesse. We want a FINAL BATTLE REMATCH!

[@WHYUNODYLAN]

It is freaky how good he is.

[@TenaciousleeFTW]

i really like the song at the end... like really like it.

[@joel6113]

I'm going to sleep, and I'll watch this tomorrow, but I DID wait to see Crendor's character. So worth it. (But when ISN'T it when Crendor makes a character in this game?)

[@MiddleEarthMaster]

That was way more accurate than I thought it would be.

[@TheWatzitooya]

Oh my god! This is so historically accurate! It's amazing!

[@sfritzlilsis]

GG, both IRL and in this...yeah...

[@JamsandTea]

And proud of it! :D

[@dfskle]

I love how they had a massive battle in North Carolina and not in the more vote heavy states like PA, VA, OH, etc. lol their strategy.

[@Safearion]

its scary that so far, the map is semi accurate

[@TheConnorRocker]

The Highest Quality Non-Content Coverage on the Internet on this Channel!

[@TaylorGroeschen]

This is the only election that I will be satisfied about. And I mean this video not the actual election.

[@SeaofSt0rm]

It's going to take a long time. i hope it's not to little too late.

[@lithuanianMD]

omg the map at the end 24:47 looks just like the real United States presidential election, 2012 results map. You're wizard Jesse

[@tristenbest]

i love their characters

[@Star13Chyld]

Closer then the real election

[@imawsome017]

at first i thought that jesse was gonna say " november 6, the day america goes to war" but he didnt

[@RaioShii2021]

I did, if I had my camera on me knowing that there would be an absent ballot I would have gotten my picture taken of me placing my vote in the box, and posted a video.

[@demilung]

Dear Jesse Cox, I and tonn of other people really love this video you and Crendor made. So if you see some dumd comments, it doesn't matter.

[@cemFROOB]

This video got a thumbs up as soon as I saw Donkey Romnay

[@BlazlinGun2345]

Jesse, Crendor, and NerdCubed are the three best youtubers

[@KANGOexe]

He does plenty of that every time TotalBiscuit becomes involved.

[@kooler166]

sweet, i was hoping he did this today, now if only TB would show up

[@Taizm]

jesse cox 2012... this isn't over till it's over

[@KeybladeKing100]

Chuck Norris, Jesus, Clint Eastwood and Chairs? Sounds like a dream team to me.

[@TosyaK]

Jesse I won't cut fresh flowers for you!

[@AirahsELL]

Probably because there's a bigass mountain range going right through the state. There's a lot of farmland in Lehigh and in Dutch Country, and then you hit the Appalacian mountains. Basically there's a whole lotta nothing between Pittsburgh and Philadelphia.

[@TuneFuse]

I am going to make that ad! it'll take 4 years!!! And then 4 MORE YEARS!

[@slizer452]

It's kinda scary how accurate this silly game was.

[@BaconDeprived]

So I take a break from watching the poles and think "hmm, I wonder if Jesse/Crendor will be doing another political machine video because of the election." Perfect, just perfect.

[@Elzerith]

I thought this was high quality non-content. To find out it was high non-quality content, I feel so lied to.

[@FusicPool]

Its all about Texas!! But you guys have to do more of these Jesse: WHO HO DID LINCOLN RUN AGAINST Crendor: The guy that shot him. You have no idea how funny that was to me. Anyway just thanks for another great political machine, you and crendor are a great comedy team.

[@MrDangerpin]

Jesse didn't wait for hours to concede...

[@randomguy666uk]

I really want to see Jesse vs TB in this game at least once. Would be a very entertaining battle :)

[@arnold790609]

Never drink milk while Crendor brings out his Avatar's for the first time...Thank god my keyboard made it through that.

[@Curaziel]

I usually don't laugh at videos very much, but this one made me almost piss myself! XD

[@Shasarazad]

I absolutely hope so very much you actually did this!

[@pseudonym284]

I don't deny that.

[@Malygosblues]

That was emperor Caligula. Appointed his horse as consul.

[@destroy9557]

This is beautiful.

[@TheCraigOfSpades]

Bizzarro Bama is a genius name, credit where it's due Jesse

[@MrPal94]

OMG. The final layout of America in your campaign looks exactly the same as the current prediction on live T.V.

[@Som3on3p3rson]

Abraham Lincoln vs Emperor Palpatine! I need to see that!

[@MichealIkruhara]

The man who brought us Billy BBQ and Hipster Lincoln, has now brought us Donkey Romney. The world is a better place. XD

[@haiirosenshi]

Well played gentleman! Well played.

[@hmnhntr]

And don't forget Vice President Starscream. "You pitiful flesh creatures think you can defeat the almighty Starscream!?" - Starscream 2012, when asked about his opponent's campaign growth.

[@SuperCameronMan]

When Crendor said "DONKEY ROMNEY!!!" I imedietly liked the video

[@Goterdude]

Oh wow. I called it with Jesse going with Herman Cain.

[@archeknight5104]

I thought Crendor was going for a Don Quixote pun lol...

[@cardcaptorsnaruto]

This is exactly what I needed today how did u guys know!!!!

[@dddude65]

I was taking a nap. Not a better use than you but better than watching a real election.

[@abysstirent]

crendor your logic is unquestionable

[@a6s3]

2016: Cox - Crendor ticket. Make it happen! And when they win, the headlines will read "(insert opposing party) creamed by Cox!"

[@Silverheart19]

Perfect! I wanted something funny on election day. Thanks for making my day!

[@Fidasaind]

Jesse... you forgot Sandusky! You gotta have some Cedar Point!

[@Airshow117]

He just seems the nicer of two people :) for one point among many

[@English_Thespian]

Democatron 4000, Billy-bob BBQ, Constipated Emperor Palpatine, Hipster Lincoln, BizarrO Bama and Donkey Romnay. All of these people I want to see run for election. In every country. Forever.

[@Phumluc]

In the end it wasn't the donkey who packed, it was Bama

[@TheMisterMarimba]

Can you guys please do a video of this where you both try your hardest to lose?

[@Pand545]

He is. This is a reversal thing.