Jiaoying Summers and Broken Lizard l The Adam Carolla Show 4/11/2023

Comedian Jiaoying Summers joins Adam and talks about how she was almost discarded because of China’s one-child policy. They discuss Chinese UFC fighters and dream interpretations before Chris reports the news. They hear about the Dalai Lama kissing a boy and LA blaring classical music in train stations, which causes Adam to lament that all dumb people hate classical music. They also chat about Nick Cannon visiting all 11 of his kids for Easter.
Finally, Broken Lizard members Jay Chandrasekhar, Steve Lemme, and Paul Soter join Adam to talk about their new movie, 'Quasi' based on the story of 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame'. The group teases the plot of 'Super Troopers 3' before getting into white actors playing Indian characters and who can chug the fastest.
See Jiaoying Summers live:
Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood Improv - April 20th
San Francisco, CA - Cobbs Comedy Club - April 23rd
New York, NY - New York Comedy Club - April 26th
And for more dates visit: JiaoyingSummers.com
And follow Jiaoying Summers on TikTok, @JiaoyingSummers
See Broken Lizard’s new movie, ‘Quasi’ premiering on Hulu Thursday, April 20
And follow them all on Twitter: @JayChandrasekha, @SteveLemme, @PaulSoter
THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS:
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The Jordan Harbinger Show
Executive Producers: Chris Laxamana & Mike August
Audio Engineer: Mike Dawson
Writer: Mike Lynch
Technical Director: Emi Funes
Producer: Ben Hayes
Assistant Producer: Byron Perez

[@ricklannis6244]

Jiaoying is seriously hilarious, you should have her on more often!

[@memoryroom6388]

20 minutes in, nothing funny.

[@ricklannis6244]

@@memoryroom6388 You must be missing a sense of humor then.

[@memoryroom6388]

@@ricklannis6244 just sounded like dead pan flat answers from someone from a bad childhood. And she called her 4 year old stupid for saying a cute thing like asking the coffee not to burn mommy. I understood who she was after that.

[@memoryroom6388]

As mentioned, she belongs on Soft White Underbelly... and anyone who declares like a judge that another person must not have a sense of humor sounds a little off and creepy.

[@albeon81]

I am always amazed at how nice and respectful people in Adams comment section are. Gives me hope for society.

[@michtig]

Bring Jiaoying back, she is fanbase aproved.

[@randb4865]

Get it on! Got to get it on! No choice but get it on, Mandate - get it on!

[@systemicsystems703]

Get a life!

[@EdgarHernandez-uj2mx]

This was the most enjoyable episode in a long time. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as much in an episode as I did this one.

[@RandoCDN87]

I love her dry sense of humor, its dark but witty.

[@michaelinserra5163]

I met Broken Lizard in Onelnta NY when they were presenting "Puddle Jumper" and did a Q&A afterward. Great film and great evening!... I have been a fan ever since!

[@DesignRhythm]

Refreshing to hear someone speak honestly about China and not sh*t on America.

[@jamesappleton5063]

Jiaoying Summers very funny and very cool!

[@DetectiveBill]

❤

[@jasonspaniol5990]

A good example of a great sense of humor

[@ggray19]

ENTIRE LIST OF GUESTS... hilarious.

[@DarkCountryGrave]

Wow. She's gorgeous, sweet, and hilarious. I'm in LOVE❤❤❤. Great guest Adam

[@randyspung9024]

Love her sense of humor. Please invite her back! 👍👍

[@memoryroom6388]

20 minutes in, nothing funny. She she go on Soft White Underbelly

[@ttken588]

Another great guest with the best line in perfect English, "Sanfrancisco is f-up". So genuine. This format is the best.

[@billsimmons5762]

I love this woman! She is funny and beautiful. Please have her back.

[@kathyp1509]

Ooooofff….you two guys are gracious gentlemen. Ooooooffff it was a hard first half.

[@DadRockProject]

BeerFest and their first Super Troopers are classic. Jiaoying was good.

[@frankiemendez4601]

Das boooot!

[@wakenow1]

​@@frankiemendez4601I'll feel better once I get a little sausage in me!

[@wakenow1]

Who wants a mustache ride?!?!

[@teotwawki00]

Jiaoying is hilarious. I never heard of her. I'm glad Adam had her on. I'm a little perplexed about her being considered dark. Jackie Chan is much darker. She's pretty and funny.

[@nelsonL7699]

Yes. But Jackie Chan had a penis. That mattered. Like she said in the beginning she was almost a railroad baby because she didn't have a penis.

[@jimwoodard64]

I've seen Jiaoying Summers' comedy and standup. My gosh, she is hilarious!

[@mimpivideos]

Jiaoying is the funniest woman ever!!❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@jaredtaylor326]

Love Adam love the show all I gotta say

[@poizonfreak9967]

Your grammar matches his.

[@cliffyknight]

I was at the Fresno show, it was hilarious!!! The funny part was being just as star struck meeting Laxamana.

[@kylep.3632]

Same thing happened to me in Royal Oak my man

[@sheilakingston4939]

Jaoying best guest ever...

[@awesomedog01]

Adam, the longest traffic jam ever recorded occurred in China ... it lasted 10 days. China National Highway 110

[@Alot2late]

Gorgeous and funny ❤

[@Thedudeabides803]

She’s beautiful and hilarious.

[@derekladyga1716]

The episode of the century

[@Philar72]

Old guy's top comedy movies: 4)Blazing Saddles 3)Young Frankenstein 2)The Producers (Zero Mostel version) 1)Some Like It Hot (Jack Lemon, Tony Curtis and Marilyn Monroe)

[@Jon-cg3df]

"Your Fat" i think sounds best from thick chinese accsent😂😂😂😂

[@richb313]

Great show guys a comedian followed by a comedy troop.

[@Shap83]

Have her back again👍👍

[@josephhuman7390]

She is truly funny!

[@JCSAXON]

Classical music runs from serenity to hellscape for drama so if it’s blaring, selectively, in a tiled tunnel it could drive you mad. Clockwork Orange California

[@GeminiGemma83SSlut]

I just watched "defending your life" the other night! Damn fine film

[@FSUBrando]

Jay Chandrasekhar pinching himself through most of the interview made me laugh 😂

[@stevechase1512]

The Personal Touch featuring Tanya Summers.

[@B1055BH]

Go Hogs, we OWN sleazy coach Cal and those pesky Wildcats.

[@MrBuketman]

Always get your film review number from IMDB. Rotten Tomatoes is trash. The best Broken Lizard movie is Club Dread. Watch it twice to understand. I dare to say it’s way better than Super Troopers.

[@brek5]

I have my system just like the Broken Lizard website idea. I listen to what Bald Brian says about movies and do the opposite.

[@patrickoconnor7595]

Club Dread is so underrated and got dealt a bad hand when it came out.. One of my all time favorite movies. Bill Paxton as Coconut Pete is absolutely legendary in my eyes, I don't understand the hate for the movie.

[@desi4227]

Jia was funny and a great guest. Love Broken Lizard!

[@steveyoung6702]

More Jiaoying Summers less Orny Adams.

[@wakenow1]

Orny Adams rubs me wrong. His first special was okay, so looked up his podcast, and he just complains about everything and it's not funny. It's sad. And he also blows up other comedians spots in a non funny and insulting way.

[@justwondering1967]

What a lovely creature.

[@michaelnerychel6727]

What took so long! Ive been hoping you'd have her on for a long time

[@DesignRhythm]

It's on, get it!

[@rdually]

She is beautiful

[@11UncleBooker22]

Moderately funny for an Asian woman, me likey.

[@TheDoubleO420Show]

Dudes I'm going to have jiaoying summers at my festival in Tucson Arizona in October.

[@chadillac2472]

They're playing loud classical outside of the Walgreens in my neck of the woods. It seems to work..

[@shoob7979]

I know the Indian (not native)😊 family I grew up near kept their children's original name, crazy part was both brothers had exact same full name Saed Baber and not twins 2+ years difference. That's plenty of time to come up with another boys name I don't care where you're from

[@Joshua_Hammer777]

I live in KY ✌️ on TN line

[@joshjackson5459]

BRING JIAO BACK!!!

[@cliffyknight]

The Chinese woman said she lost her penis and Adam says "I may have found it" fucking funny shit.

[@BurtChristopherson-id5nw]

john candy , best stuffs

[@__RYN__]

1:26:08 Its really strange how you put that Ace Man but youre right. I was born practically on a reservation. Moved to a smaller white community I'm exotic. Then moved to a bigger more diverse community and Im "other". Then even today I get the "what are you" Im like why does it matter? Or my other favorite "where are you from". Ill get people speaking Spanish, Chinese to me all the time

[@kylep.3632]

Beerfest is the greatest movie of all time

[@patrickoconnor7595]

Club Dread by them is arguably better to me lol

[@plurry]

I like her a lot.

[@BarryMcColeman]

Very funny!

[@tonysummers4363]

Top notch last name she has

[@duschidtt]

Adam implied that the spelling was self-explanatory but we also have Marc Sommers and Suzanne Somers. Wouldn't've hurt to spell it out as well.

[@polarfamily6222]

1:02:10 Broken Lizard

[@adamantiumbomb]

Jiaoying Summers is hot, ❤ I love that top! When are you coming to Spokane Comedy Club!? (I just clicked this and have not listened yet)

[@undeaddave9671]

Where the hell is Weedfest?!?! We were promised Weedfest.

[@krock9855]

It's killing Adam that the coke is not on the coaster

[@kylep.3632]

Respect for Dumb and Dumber shoutout

[@HealthHorror]

Man, Adam sure did ignore Paul during the Broken Lizard interview.

[@DetectiveBill]

She is very funny 😂❤

[@WhoBeSilly]

"She's Chinese, right? - "Oh yeah, she's Chinese as hell!" Welcome to the US madam!

[@bjohnson0903]

Bring back the Rotten Tomatoes game!! Just because Brian and Gina aren’t there doesn’t mean it has to go away. It would be great to play with your guest.

[@johnviera3884]

She’s gorgeous. And funny

[@DetectiveBill]

Okay, now that I’ve watched half the show, I see Adam actually sides with the Dalai Lama, WTF. No no no, “suck my tongue” is indefensible. That is some weird shhh defending that, Adam and Chris. You’re the only ones with this take I’ve seen so far. Weird.

[@DesignRhythm]

Yeah, that was rather cringe.

[@Metapharsical]

I think this is a good test of whether you have spare brain cells. If you see comments accusing the Dalai Lama of pedophilia in that clip and your reaction is "OMG, I SEE IT TOOOO!"... You're an idiot I bet you NPCs also hate Classical music🎻😂

[@radioraffa]

Who's doing the background checking for you? Took like 15 minutes to figure out who the Chinese champion is lol.

[@KentDorfman2024]

Wow!! She is beautiful

[@deanallen9856]

This is how deaf people see the 🌎

[@bjn3536]

Hi Jiaying....ure cute

[@erlstone]

hilarious!!... she's so dry

[@davevallely7129]

Why Kentucky?! Why Maxipadda?

[@JakeRoselli]

23:34 and our first Jimmy Kimmel reference of the day...

[@Dr650rob]

I'm surprised it's not racist to play classical music in the train station

[@jaymeswheeler]

Three amigos

[@petrataylorminogue2539]

7 outta 10 indeed

[@pennywiseflyz9130]

If Rob Dyrdek had a brother

[@AH-yu2pi]

39 :50 Adam could not be more wrong. Those people would be in the pictures. They can't help themselves.

[@dialerproof6188]

Says her 4 year old is stupid for doing something cute like asking the coffee not to burn mommy.

[@mdog2435]

Zhè hěn hǎo, dàn shénme shíhòu fàngpì yōumò?

[@mr.d3102]

🤙🏽

[@brek5]

Am I the only one who has to look up what a Denver omlet is every time Adam mentions it? I mean, I know I heard about them growing up, but it's like the last omlet I'd get because it seems so boring, or I'd just call it an omlet, haha... I don't think I've ever thought of a Denver omlet as something to order, haha. I don't mean it sounds bad, but I can't imagine ordering it unless I went to a place where the waiter was like, "And we have our special of the day, the Denver omlet," haha.

[@GranMastaDee]

Adam not shitting on Rotten Tomato critics is like him not shitting on J.Kimmel.

[@marcuslangenderfer1917]

Always brings up Cecil the lion but never mentions how Jimmy was on air crying about that

[@GranMastaDee]

@@marcuslangenderfer1917 - I love Adam's mind and his being the unabashed, unapologetic voice for the truth until it comes to Kimmel. "He's the nicest guy you will ever meet." Fortunately, most of us will never have to.

[@marcuslangenderfer1917]

Yeah I mean i understand not shitting on your best friend but Jimmy is guilty of everything adam hates about everyone else lol

[@kylep.3632]

I understand everyone's arguments about Adam and Jimmy, but don't you all have friends that think different? Do you have to be a hero and call out your friends for being stupid on politics? Adam has loyalty and that is something to be admired. A tongue can accuse and carry bad news; the seeds of distrust it will sow; but unless you made no mistakes in your life; be careful of stones that you throw.

[@jeremyorwhatever]

I’m guessing Hush was the horror movie Adam and Sonny watched.

[@duschidtt]

They put it up onscreen. It was called "Alone".

[@happydog6537]

We play sports and CNN on screens everywhere you go. But classical music which actually induces thought and introspection. Now that’s annoying to people that says horrible things about our culture. I work with animals I often play Lisa Gerrard or other classical type music to help keep them calm. One of my employees who I recently got rid of kept asking me to change it to something more upbeat because she didn’t like it shockingly she’s an idiot big sports fan. What do you know? I listen to rap while I’m lifting weights and then I turn it to classical when I’m in the sauna different musics have different uses and vibes.

[@CoelhoSports]

In russian, lisa means fox and crisa means rat.

[@unicornrainbow4760]

Looked like G in the thumbnail. Yikes!

[@usern4metak3ns]

china sounds amazing, sexism against females? US used to be a leader in that. what happened guys? Manshow existed... china for Tonya, Tianya summers omg jay wearing the willie nelson shirt better mean beerfest 2 or potfest...

[@Zebrowsky79]

I can't tell but does does she have the heavys ? lol

[@joeyjessie7566]

Love the show my favorite of all but alot of the views of homeless people i agree with but then some of it i disagree with. You want them housed working showering going to the mental health problem let them in your house so they can get a job who gonna hire a guy who. Don't shower or wash clothes or.has a severe mental health problem no body wants to deal with it just put a bandage on it an let someone else figure it out and saying if they had gotten a degree they wouldn't be eating out of the garbage you realize some of the greatest musicians actors cops doctors etc. Are drug addicts but I definitely agree with some of his opinions but some of it is a little bit off or on reasonable but love the show

[@BurtChristopherson-id5nw]

play COLD PLAY! (to homless)

[@CoelhoSports]

The kid DID suck the tongue!!! Why didn't you just play the next 10 seconds?!?! What's wrong with chris, to bring up that story and then kill it just as you are about to see what happened?

[@BurtChristopherson-id5nw]

Shmenghis

[@rew_studios]

I love broken lizard but this movie looks terrible from the trailer. I really hope I'm wrong

[@TurdFerguson456]

Adam on classical music is.. weird. It's good, for sure, but you don't have to exaggerate and lie over and over to try and prove a point. But he does that on many things. I'm realizing too much Carolla is bad for you 😂.. although he's right on many things, so it's a win/lose relationship.

[@blakemoreln]

And the parade of D list comedians continues...

[@eron1508]

"Hicksville" Hinsdale.. wow Jay whatever just turned me off

[@andredupere6395]

Where’s farva!?

[@wakenow1]

I don't want a large farva, I want I liter of cola!

[@davidroy1744]

Carolla’s New Girlfriend?