I’m currently in a hotel room in Vienna and there is no alarm clock at all in the room. I should have listened to Corny and brought my own. Sorry I let you down Jim.
@Danimal11777 жыл бұрын
It is amazing how Jim can talk about any subject and make it it extremely interesting. He could read the phone book and I'd probably be entertained.
@jasons20234 жыл бұрын
"Well there's shitstain's phone number, all seven of them! Better write them all down just in case..."
@sugartbube4 жыл бұрын
Super facts 💯 👏
@Voysh2Voysh69 Жыл бұрын
“And then… check this out Brian… we got DIXON SYDER…. oh, and here’s HARRY KUNTZ…. And BEN DOVER.”
@steveh884 жыл бұрын
I just listened to 10:13 of a man talking about his travel bag, and at NO point was I even remotely bored. Jim is amazing!
@PJErvin4 жыл бұрын
"I don't trust hotel alarm clocks."
@Lilpresh420693 жыл бұрын
I’m sure he’s been burned by one before 😂
@darksword47267 жыл бұрын
Cornette traveled hundreds of miles to shows daily for 30 years. Hundreds of planes and long car rides so he learned the hard way all the things you may need in emergency. Great knowledge of days past
@butchvito7 жыл бұрын
Corny fascinates me like no other. I can listen to his tips and stories all day long.
@Meiji18687 жыл бұрын
Ok we need a reality show of Jim on the road as he explains and demonstrates all this!
@ikilledjigsaw7 жыл бұрын
too right mate
@StrongStyleNinja7 жыл бұрын
Especially the LEGEND of the burger towel.
@robertbettis65526 жыл бұрын
Meiji1868 this is great stuff
@durden24805 жыл бұрын
An animated short
@tensazangetsu00015 жыл бұрын
That would draw big ratings
@zlinedavid7 жыл бұрын
There's Lubriderm....in case the rat turnout is low.
@sketchstevens58595 жыл бұрын
I got roasted for brining that to my college dorm. Good stuff tho
@travelreview59624 жыл бұрын
Jim Cornette literally remembers where he was at when he pissed in a cup while traveling across the country God knows how many years ago.
@Mr.Cynical927 жыл бұрын
It's like the George Carlin "Stuff" routine has come to life.
@tonycoln40794 жыл бұрын
@jeraldsmusic you shit in traffic...and then sit in it?
@davidgerow4 жыл бұрын
Jim has a whole pharmacy in his toiletry bag. Lol
@kevinlewis78827 жыл бұрын
I have driven cross country for years and bringing all these things with you saves you a shit load of money, especially price difference between states
@LadyDragonsblood4 жыл бұрын
The worst thing that ever happened to me ... the owner of the bookstore I managed, chewed tobacco after the store closed. He used a soda pop can to spit in, but always threw it away at the end of the day. One morning I opened the shop, pulled out my can of diet Pepsi and opened it, I set it on the desk, and a customer came in. A few minutes later, I picked up a can of diet Pepsi and took a huge sip....... it was the one he'd spit in and forgotten to throw away...... I was never so sick in my life.....and spent the next hour throwing up in the bathroom, praying no customers would come in. After that, I ALWAYS checked my soda can before drinking!
@jaysonraphaelmurdock88128 ай бұрын
😱
@supernovamcr5 жыл бұрын
Jim is an incredibly fascinating man, he makes ANYTHING interesting, and usually hilarious! Such a strange and brilliant mind!
@freddycouples44997 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, Corny's toiletries bag must be a fucking hockey bag, lol.
@stanmcserr85767 жыл бұрын
Not as big as Beautiful Bobby Eaton's.
@mulldrifterz64697 жыл бұрын
At least one things for sure, if I ever am graced by meeting Jim Cornette, he will infact be clean, lol.
@desmondciauri46167 жыл бұрын
I never laughed so hard in my life how serious he was talking about being prepared for gout!
@joeytrimble15587 жыл бұрын
dudes been on the road for decades.. he knows what time it is ..
@gnelms247 жыл бұрын
From the long list of toiletries, Jim Cornette is prepared!
@stanmcserr85767 жыл бұрын
A regular Boy Scout.
@zlinedavid3 жыл бұрын
@@stanmcserr8576 Corny makes Boy Scouts say "Fuck dude....."
@toddwebb75217 жыл бұрын
If you're going to go in a bottle you need a wide mouth like Gatorade bottle that you can put your junk in the bottle
@crystalheart97 жыл бұрын
Makes perfect sense. Who wants to remember all this stuff every time you pack your toiletries bag?
@FortunateJuice4 жыл бұрын
Jim is right on point. I did a lot of travel, and being semper paratus makes life easier.
@tvtitlechampion32387 жыл бұрын
It is no fun to get got by gout.
@boc43346 жыл бұрын
I do the same shit with clocks. Every time I wake up I always look for the time.
@vortega4723 жыл бұрын
In our car we keep a roll of toilet paper, when I got rid of my car I put my "kit" in my wife's trunk - Roadside Kit, my jack, an old blanket, one of those tiny survival tins, a couple of fall/winter jackets. Yes to plenty of Imodium. To Corny - Kudos on the extension cord, not many would know to do that.
@marvinalexander679611 ай бұрын
Pecan: it's where you take an empty can of Pringles, and use it as a Pecan.
@riddicksraven4 жыл бұрын
I know exactly what he's talking about. I have to take my daughter and her service dog to a research hospital. We keep a bag of clothes, toiletries and one for her dog. When we leave we're already packed. With C19 happening we can't go but we get the chance to re-evaluate and streamline. Few people truly realise how much of a time saver this is!
@FortunateJuice5 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Jim talk about his methods all day long.
@quentin33306 жыл бұрын
Don't Hotels still have " wake up" calls ?
@TheInsaneShecklador5 жыл бұрын
If you have important deadlines that can't be missed it's not a good idea to rely solely on the hotel wake up call. Also from some of his other stories he has stayed in some really shady motels that might not even have phones or wake up calls.
@NYGiants56807 жыл бұрын
Wait....so who carried more shit? Corny or Bobby Eaton?
@kierandavies6864 жыл бұрын
'You never know when you gonna get got by gout!' AHA!
@MFD00MTR337 жыл бұрын
A 32 Gatorade bottle is the best pee catcher I found. Wide top, holds a lot and you can put a lid on it and not worry about it spilling. Always had an extra one in my truck when I did lots of driving.
@Lantern724 жыл бұрын
Being a trucker and on the road- i have the same thing
@laeldestan15367 жыл бұрын
This is a good idea. I went on vacation in Vancouver and sadly didn't bring any nail clippers with me so I had to buy a pair at a pharmacy but they were $6.00 Canadian. So in other words bring some with you when you travel.
@brodywise47505 жыл бұрын
Kenny Macintosh officially has the greatest story in Professional Wrestling. He rode in a car with Jim Cornette while he took a piss out the drivers door
@chrisbolton65987 жыл бұрын
Cornette 3:16 says I just pissed my pants.
@zlinedavid3 жыл бұрын
But I'm sure he has a spare set of pants and some Depends nearby.
@mcwhorter141mcwhorter86 жыл бұрын
I keep a piss jug by my bed , saves me from cutting the light on and walking down the hall and waking myself completely up .
@marcuswhitlow5484 жыл бұрын
I'd love to do that myself but I can't because I always wash my hands after touching my little guy. Of course not everybody does, but I feel better when I pretend they do. That's why I won't touch anybody's phone or I always use a paper towel to open a public bathroom door when I'm exiting it, because people are gross...
@jimreily75383 жыл бұрын
Like in the olden days. A chamber pot !
@durden24803 жыл бұрын
My wife would fucking stab me
@benjaminmikell63867 жыл бұрын
"You never know when you're gonna get got by gout."
@herbert92414 жыл бұрын
Firstly, the dolphin is not a fish. Secondly, to whatever extent of thoroughness, Jim's toiletry bag preparedness makes sense in so many walks of life. Wrestlers, freight drivers, rock bands on tour, even people who play amateur football at the weekend - will (or should) have learned through trial and error to give themselves an easy leg-up on finite time constraints by toting that little treasure chest of not only day-to-day needs but *possible* day-to-day needs. It's the same rationale as having a first aid box at work. Or carrying a lead-loaded tennis racquet when you disembark in cannibal territory.
@Meiji18687 жыл бұрын
Big Giant Wheelie Cooler - name for an OMV wrestler lol
@Matt-cr4vv Жыл бұрын
Corny sounds like the worlds #1 soccer mom
@zanrosscooper83444 жыл бұрын
Which episode/show date was this
@j.d38043 жыл бұрын
Thank you for following up on the alarm clock 😂
@mindlessdroid36305 жыл бұрын
This is great, I think I could listen to Jim talk about paint drying and be entertained.
@mitchkenvin2594 жыл бұрын
This guy is absolutely hysterical.
@jefferyware65597 жыл бұрын
I know exactly what Corby is saying. I have my caddy sitting in a safe place. If I need to leave in a hurry every thing is there, put my clothes in a duffel bag, grab the caddy and I am gone.
@northwolf026 жыл бұрын
At least Matt threw the "waist" out. I work with a guy that cleans the jars and his bucket
@annietartАй бұрын
I want Jim on my side during the apocalypse. He is so damn prepared!
@vinceraven1501 Жыл бұрын
Stayed at the strangest little hotel/motel in Northern Georgia several years ago... Only thing in the room was the bed, phone was on a shelf next to a non working TV, no closet area, toilet & tub, no shower head or sink.... The mirror was nice though lol.. Can't remember the name.
@SharkTooth576 жыл бұрын
You never know when you're gonna get got by gout!! hahahahahaha
@Wonkzzilla2 жыл бұрын
The 'Ol Checkin The Tire Move works too. Get out and kneel down next to the tire to piss. That way if cops stop to check on you, you can say "Just checkin' the tire." PS make sure you're on the high ground & aiming the right direction if not on level ground.
@DPK3653 жыл бұрын
Pilot is great....my stepmom would only stop at them on the way to visit my dad when he was working in Mississippi.
@stanmcserr85767 жыл бұрын
Gout sucks. He is lucky if he only got it once.
@thefestivalofatonement24706 жыл бұрын
Pampers and tampax in the thumbnail, lol!
@kevinlewis78827 жыл бұрын
To get got by gout Lmfao ,this is some painful stuff
@JJB88-y9v2 жыл бұрын
When on the road well trimmed nose hairs is very important 😂
@mikelong27564 жыл бұрын
Anti diarrheal medicine because you never know when a match is going to be the shits😂
@UMAMIMAMU9 ай бұрын
"You never know when you're gonna be _got_ by *gout* . " - Jim Cornette -
@anthonyfoutch31523 жыл бұрын
Jim is like me a professional traveler we all have a system. I carry my on clock too but i never need an alarm. I've peed in a cup and one time i was on I 10 in Tucson and I was very sick with the intestinal flu stuck in traffic. I pulled on shoulder got out went under my trailer and did number 2. I know it's gross but i wasn't going to mess myself..
@kevinmuldoon21924 жыл бұрын
A pee cup should be mandatory, definitely use that method on long trips
@mrleedra3 жыл бұрын
I get the hospital urine bottles from a medical supply store. They hold a lot and can be closed up to reduce the chance of spillage.
@Wonkzzilla2 жыл бұрын
I cant believe Corny hasn't seen Trailer Park Boys! Pissin in milk jugs is "The way of the road." says Ricky's alcoholic truck driver dad. I bet Jim would like TPB since he likes Always Sunny. There's even wrestling in a few episodes The Green Bastard. From: Parts Unknown is hilarious!
@wildandwackywade5 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only wanna carry the necessity bag, as I call it, with me. I glad to see someone else does too.
@bowler5693 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Cornette talks to himself in mirror while brushing his teeth.
@BikiniDeathSquad7 жыл бұрын
'you never can tell'
@CrazyRightWingNut4 жыл бұрын
This is his best life advice.
@yallevereatenbeans27236 жыл бұрын
Imagine what jims gas mileage is like with all this shit in the trunk
@zlinedavid3 жыл бұрын
Jim drives an Expedition. He ain’t worried about gas mileage.
@NYGiants56807 жыл бұрын
Jim Cornette is the BEST! ;-)
@bills56214 жыл бұрын
Exactly!! Agree 100%
@Shifty1940 Жыл бұрын
I always forget the extension cord
@prjohnnyrivera66126 жыл бұрын
Corny, with Amazon available, I buy a case of travelling urinals. Cheap and more effective than milk cartons, bottles, etc. Just stop on the side of the road and whip it out. Since urinals are ergonomic, there's not much fumbling required. Don't forget baby wipes to clean up when done.
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Жыл бұрын
They make adult wipes now.
@ZakH64411 ай бұрын
This reminds me how much I hate travelling.
@iamdb19902 жыл бұрын
it's funny how this sounds insane and makes complete sense
@stevengarman48486 ай бұрын
"Get got by gout" try saying that 5 times fast.
@ricstormwolf3 жыл бұрын
I never knew Corny has OCD. It all makes sense now!!
@paulgrossenbacher80024 жыл бұрын
Corny is the type of person id want with me if i ever got stranded somewhere
@vmt88 Жыл бұрын
Never know when you're "gonna get got by gout"
@ddwchamp2 жыл бұрын
Jim, you forgot alcohol wipes and toilet paper.
@ObiWanJabronE6 жыл бұрын
Didn't know Jim packed Tampax lol
@Tim85-y2q4 жыл бұрын
Most heavy travelers I know eventually learn how to travel light. Corny seems to be making up for them.
@Ezd1507 жыл бұрын
never know when ya gonna get got by gout!
@SpiralPoli3 жыл бұрын
Honestly we need a show where Corny just rants in front of a camera about stuff. Some wrestling, some not. Kind of The Angry Video Game Nerd's "You Know What's Bullshit?!" series.
@bryansansone33016 ай бұрын
Having "go" bags should be common sense. Some clothes, toiletries, etc. Not sure why Brian seemed incredulous at this. Emergencies can happen at any time.
@MichaDean Жыл бұрын
You can tell Corny is a real southerner when he said the first thing he does in a hotel room is turn AC as low as it goes. Never to cold.
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
I travel to Texas a lot and this is actually a really good tip, particularly in the summer. Get that room as cold as you can overnight, and it’ll help the a/c keep up during the heat of the day.
@natebragdon1539 Жыл бұрын
Cornette could describe, rate and just discuss a piece of driftwood and it would be entertaining!
@Meiji18687 жыл бұрын
I thought the sleep aide in NyQuil was removed
@conqueringlion4204 ай бұрын
Buy huggies wipes and a bottle of 70% alcohol and pour it on in the bag give it a splash. It makes your own alcohol wipes cheap. Just don’t flush them, keep disposable wipes for that
@gag1418 ай бұрын
My dad would be drinking on the highway, pull over and pop the hood. Make it look like we were having some issue. And he would just pee. It took me a while before I figured out what was going on. In my defense i was like 10
@moffjerjerrod1579 Жыл бұрын
I don’t do the things Jim does with hotel rooms, but my girlfriend used to laugh at me because l always take a hand held shower head and a wrench to remove and replace the one in the room. Reason being l always end up with a hotel shower head that will spew water everywhere but where it is supposed to be going. Plus the pillows are always so soft l end up with a hurting neck and like the pulse in the shower head.
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Жыл бұрын
The pillows are overly soft in the hotels. I usually stuff one into the other.
@sugartbube4 жыл бұрын
That's a great idea for someone that is on the road all the time
@roberttravers49336 жыл бұрын
Sounds like life in the military. LOL, they call it living out of a sea bag... but all military guys know and travel with a hygiene kit, which is similar to Jim’s go bag. It has every thing you need in it!
@Meiji18687 жыл бұрын
I was with the burger towel - I would just the paper bag it came in but same concept. This is hilarious. Apparently Jim has never heard of CVS OR 7-Eleven to get stuff when you forgot/use it up
@TheKrossRoads7 жыл бұрын
As someone who travels a lot, Jim has some really good advice. You really can't assume there's going to be a 24 hour drug store/gas station/etc. at every podunk little town when you stop. Not only does packing a toiletry bag save money (convenience stores tend to jack up the prices in rural areas), it also assures you that you'll have the exact brand you'll want no matter where you go, and it saves time since you won't have to go trolling around to find and buy things you could easily have brought with you. The same thing applies to food and snacks. Personally, I always load up on a certain brand of potato chips that are only sold in PA. I was born and raised there so it's nice to have them when I'm in Georgia or Washington. It also cuts down on intestinal distress when you eat food that you'd normally eat at home on the road, instead of stopping and eating local food all the time. Nothing will give you the shits quicker than food you're not used to, and you do not want the shits on a road trip.
@wescollins29814 жыл бұрын
@@TheKrossRoads are you nuts? If you don't get the ungodly shits on a road trip then you're not having a good time!
@zlinedavid3 жыл бұрын
Jim used to drive from Podunk, Louisiana to North Bumfuck, Arkansas. Lucky if you found a gas station in-between.
@drunkensailor1125 жыл бұрын
I need a demonstration video from Cornette on this.
@conqueringlion4204 ай бұрын
10 foot extension ladder
@ryanturner80924 жыл бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes... Just catching up on all these gems and living in the construction world is similar to the wrestling world constant traveling, constant fast food, hotels, bars etc...
@marqueesound7 жыл бұрын
That's actually not a bad idea
@mcomiskey75 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see Corny with a beard.
@irockandiadarola37304 жыл бұрын
Best. Question. Ever.
@tiggers847 жыл бұрын
Jim is OCD like I am!
@matthewgabbard6415 Жыл бұрын
Good god man, you take OCD to new levels haha. Invest in Tylenol PM and bring your cell phone which has the loudest alarm on the planet. However I do bring my own bottle of shampoo
@trollgod29285 жыл бұрын
How fucking big is this bag lmaoooo shit is like it’s own suitcase