Jim Cornette on Trying To Renew His Driver's License

[@jeepernj99]

I love when Corny does stories of his daily adventures. I hope he starts doing it more often.

[@mage1439]

The only unbelievable part is he wasn't telling anyone how it is. 🤣

[@ferriswheeler08]

Just wait until the election.. it will be glorious lol

[@chubbycatfish4573]

I like it way better than any modern wrestling coverage, that's for sure.

[@adamweishaupt2846]

It's all I listen to on his shows now. As soon as he gets to reviewing AEW and WWE I switch off.

[@maxxxxx6511]

@@chubbycatfish4573Nah I love it when he rips into AEW!! Do love these videos too though

[@oscarhaines3541]

I love how unapologetically soft Jim becomes when talking about Harley. Compare it to the way he talks about moxley. You wouldn’t even think it was the the same guy 😭.

[@slyfox2022]

Harley is mega over

[@XombieLejon66]

As much as I love hearing Corny trash the modern state of wrestling, i love hearing him trying to navigate the mundane headaches in life such as going to the DMV, dealing with the internet providers, trying to return expired mayonnaise, etc.

[@gregclark3268]

The car landing on his fence is a great story also.

[@calebcaton773]

@@gregclark3268I was about to say, getting mustangs off his fence…

[@MGrant-bj1dc]

Wendy's drive thru can get interesting...

[@jorgebarrera2165]

Damn the mayonnaise story is unbelievably hilarious

[@LemoncookieTV]

Jim's life stories are more entertaining than anything on television

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

Especially the way he tells them.

[@d-mo733]

Yes, He is a VERY good story teller! One of the best I’ve ever heard

[@Kas58223]

@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812totally agree he now has me the start on his mission to DMV to renew his license

[@jd9119]

I haven't had a TV in over 14 years now. I don't subscribe to any streaming services either. There's plenty of stuff to do for entertainment that you don't need to watch anything.

[@iamdb1990]

"she's a lady and she shits in private" best video of the year lol

[@TheCavemanBrown]

I live in Texas and when I first got my license 20 years ago I just went down the street to a small office next door to the fucking Chinese take out. In and out in less than 20 minutes. I renewed my license a few years ago and found out I had to go 20 miles to this gigantic government building. When I told a friend I was going they told me to sign in online and make an apt. otherwise I’d be sitting there for hours. Sure glad I listened to them. I get here and there’s about 300 people all sitting down in this big ass open room. Soon as you walk in all eyes on you and shit. I sit down and start hearing people’s numbers being called and people saying they’ve been there for hours and this is bullshit. People all laughing that I just got there and I was going to be here forever. 5 minutes later. I get called up. And I mean it. Everyone near me wanted to kill me. They had no clue how I got in so fast. I told them. All of a sudden people start bum rushing the counter demanding shit. 😂

[@alexrekzu4079]

Dang, I bet the tension in the air could be cut with a knife

[@CraigSmithII]

When I lived in Huntsville, Alabama when I changed my license over from Mississippi to Alabama, I was in & out in 20 minutes myself. I hated going to the DMV in Memphis. Jesus Christ you may as well pack a lunch or bring a deck of cards because you will be ALL DAY trying to get stuff done

[@Shin-Blade]

That's why I love ordering ahead! 🤣

[@marilynsgirl01]

I just had the same experience. When I took the test to get my license at fifteen, the place was, in fact next to a Chinese restaurant. I moved away for a few years and then when I came back I went into a government building and changed everything over. Renewing it this time I made the appointment online and I had to make the appointment months in advance to get in. When I went in to do it even the appointments were backed up and there was a crowd of people who had to take the test because they couldn’t get in and their licenses had expired.

[@EvaFull]

Now I want to see an Animated series with Jim & the Two Old Ladies going around Louisville doing day to day stuff together. 😂 😂

[@stfi7566]

They should travel around the country in a van solving mysteries.

[@osvie0168]

@@stfi7566 with Harley Quinn

[@DarksaberForce]

​@@stfi7566Along with a stoner who's so high he thinks his dog talks.

[@Manvsbeargettinfood]

I love how he's literally telling a dull story about going to the DMV, and it's the most entertaining thing I've ever heard.

[@FortunateJuice]

That Cornette contract the Monroe Brothers have must be quite lucrative.

[@tallalmk6]

Seems so 😂

[@marlinmealer6506]

Travis is immaculate with his art yet again

[@benjaminperez7328]

Flash Flash 100 yard dash!

[@abrielrobertsson4160]

As someone from Sweden who lived in the U.S. for about 6 years, having to go in person and calling every single institution just to get things done was one of the most frustrating things I got to experience. Imo, everything going digital is a much-needed development.

[@tomclark362]

Everyone loves the AEW rants but this is the rant that the diehard fans want more of.

[@adamg2031]

I think a lot of folks, especially in the AEW camp, know the podcast by reputation rather than actually listening to it. I feel like a lot of folks who call Jim a shock jock who chases controversy to stay relevant would change their tune if they listened to him arguing about burger toppings, reading his travel schedule from 1983, or complaining about his latest trip to the post office.

[@natebaxter9551]

​@@darkstars-torpedoes-of-truthyou've never seen sunlight or tits.

[@GuyoftheStars]

​@@darkstars-torpedoes-of-truthand you are yet another overly sensitive AEW fanboy that spends too much time on the internet and is completely detached from reality. Way to live up to the stereotype 👍

[@GuyoftheStars]

@@darkstars-torpedoes-of-truth a blind monkey throwing darts at the wall could make better booking decisions than Tony Khan. It's not a high bar to clear.

[@ryanwaslawski6088]

The worst dmv I ever went to was Tri Cities Washington state. 1 dmv for 200 thousand people. Got there at open and was already 40 people in line took 3 hours renew my license.

[@runeblade82]

Agreed I live here and it is the worst. The whole process is so slow and you wait forever to get anything done

[@danielguzman6895]

Poor Cornette, just doing simple things turns complicated for him. 😂

[@tripvic7629]

But Jim cuts a great promo 😅

[@danielguzman6895]

@@tripvic7629 That he does. 😆

[@JPDigital24]

Me lol

[@mishaoosterhuis5260]

Bonus points for the Zootopia reference.

[@JPDigital24]

Yeah it was a great movie

[@AlvinLindros]

I'm so glad Hank's mom shit's in private and not on Corny's sidewalk! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Teddy42O]

All people should retake their drivers test at age 65 😂😂

[@tripvic7629]

Old people can be very bad drivers

[@andrewk2250]

I think it would be a good idea for everyone to take a driver's test every 10 years

[@dominicrigsby8547]

​@@andrewk2250I completely agree. I live in a town where idiots not only can't drive, but want to drive tank sized vehicles they can't control.

[@andrewk2250]

@@dominicrigsby8547 same

[@billyc2493]

Most accidents happen because people don't know the rules about driving. People should really retake their driver's test every 5 years.

[@actuallynotsteve]

Jim not only read us a thesaurus recently, he made a story about going to the DMV an unskippable twenty minute video. Dude has the gift of gab, I swear.

[@jd9119]

I've thrown a few temper tantrums at the DMV before. I think most people can relate to his story

[@semyaza555]

Travis is a national treasure Lmfao.

[@williammitchell4417]

The Arteest 😎

[@tripvic7629]

The sloth is Brian Last

[@michaelhunziker7287]

​@@tripvic7629Conrad

[@hollowayquotes]

Jim Cornette at the DMV? The collision of these worlds is an instant classic.

[@marvinleong5902]

And the rampage that Jim cause that would Dynamite everyone.. Sorry I'm out

[@rolandropnack4370]

"I've seen a frog lately, but he went a-courtin' an I ain't seen him since" - OH EMM GHEE, I laughed so much!

[@jwnj9716]

I love Zootopia.

[@georgekappos3222]

I'm 43 an need to renew mine in a couple weeks. The dmv is even more of a nightmare now that their organized

[@durden2480]

“Organized” ?

[@georgekappos3222]

@durden2480 now we have to make appts. Also there's large posters all over the dmv telling you what documents an items you need for different things.

[@redkritter1225]

The sloth from Zootopia being the DMV employee is the cherry on top of this thumbnail.

[@BigBFromSA83]

I live in texas and mailed my renewal few months before my birthday. I was able to do it online on site and actually pretty smooth. Didn't have to go out in person at office. Hallelujah to me and texas. Who knows next time around it will be hassle.

[@lovelywaz]

Come to Australia! You will get your renewed license mailed it to you about a month prior to expiry date along with invoice detailing how to pay. You can, of course, simply pay online beforehand or after you get the invoice and your new license will be auto activated/validated in the system. You would need to visit an office if you need to replace photograph tho but that's the usual procedure everywhere and it's much easier and faster going through that process here!

[@cathallynch1]

Jim navigating modern life makes for great entertainment!

[@rickyusa1000]

Sometimes i think Jim avoids all of the modern world just so he'll have something to be pissed about.

[@wcazz7787]

Everyday life stuff and old days of wrestling is so refreshing from Jim & Brian.

[@JumpingJackFlash1989]

At the very start of the video Corny just comes to realise what the meaning of life is like Voltaire's; 'Candide' 'Digging in the garden'. So it works both metaphorically and literally 😂😂

[@davey3884]

A pomeranium is not a dog, it's a cat that barks. Smh

[@diluted8]

DMV makes it impossible in NJ for someone with depression and PTSD even moreso

[@jm6648]

Jim and Brian thank y'all so much for the entertainment. Free time and even on the clock I got y'all pulled up on my phone and work is no longer boring or slow with you guys in my ear. Just wanted to say thank you

[@BludgeonRiffola87]

This was hilarious. The picture of JC talking and bonding with two old women is classic.

[@insupportofjunhado]

Jay Sharknado does a good job editing out all the noise. It was genuinely surprising to me when Jim couldn't hear Brian's noise either but Brian could hear Jim's.

[@richardremick1639]

I’m with Jim and Brian I try to avoid online anything as much as possible

[@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn]

Relatable. It's supposed to be more convenient, but most of the time it's never that simple.

[@aeida6140]

​@@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn we fan see your pfp you know

[@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn]

@@aeida6140 So? Lol

[@akamiguelsanchez9985]

This segment has everything 😂

[@Beville5150]

I live in Kentucky as well and can say I had pretty much the same experience. Usually I would go to the local court house but since they consolidated everything the closest dmv was in etown 35-40 mins away. I went on a weekend they only offer once a month only for walk ins. I got all the way to the back when there system froze and offered me a ticket to come back the next business day. When I came back they can't even print you out a license they mail it to you and give you a temporary license.

[@earlbyron883]

Shout out to the artist 🎉🎉🎉

[@midwestmind691]

I lived for 10 years in Louisville. I know exactly what he's talking about and pretty sure exactly what location. But in a small metro of 3/4 million people, there's only ONE place to take your driver's test and yes, he's right, 3 to renew your license. EDIT: Also you can only schedule a driver's test online every Friday from 8:00am to 8:10am because that's when all the appointments get full. It took me nearly 6 months to be able to get in to take my tests.

[@aaronswink8554]

And with the driver's test, you never leave the parking lot. No street driving, no highway driving, nothing. That would explain the inability of anyone in this region to know how to merge onto an interstate. If Jim goes crazy at the DMV, I must ride shotgun with him sometime during Louisville rush hour (all 20 minutes of it.)

[@midwestmind691]

@@aaronswink8554 I worked near Brown Forman (Dixie and Broadway) and lived way over by the Truck plant. There was no easy way to get home during rush hour. Louisville is filled with too many cattle trail roads with no turning lanes

[@SinStar87]

Guessing Kentucky has a strict voter id law.

[@metallicbigtoe3949]

I'll bet the Monroes didn't have a relaxing day 😂

[@dewforpolitics]

Hank the neighbors dog sh*t is more talented than Orange Cassidy, the Buckaroo’s matches, and Tony Khan’s booking combined

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

😂

[@EvilGwenStefani]

There were like 3 Seinfeld references in this video

[@drewspods]

This has truly been a Scarsdale Surprise

[@ModernDayRenaissanceMan]

I see the picture & I already know whats going on

[@stephenrogers4537]

I know what Jim's talking about. I had to go to the local courthouse to get some documents it works the same way this is what they call government💩👍

[@ccfctommy]

In England we just go online fill in a form, put in your passport number pay £45 and it was here in three days!

[@benjaminclark4030]

More of this kind of content, please. Just Jim and Brian looking stuff up and bullshitting each other for 3 - 4 hours. Pure gold. 😅

[@johannesnuka3908]

It’s nice to hear Harley Quinn cameo on the show.

[@SonOfMuta]

10:06 "None of us want the "smart ID". Too bad, it's not up to you, you don't have a choice. It's a Federal requirement. EVERY state is switching to Real ID. REAL ID enforcement goes into effect on May 7, 2025

[@blinkth3dog]

bootlicker

[@09titchy]

Jim’s next T-shirt”she’s a lady and she shits in private”😂😂😂😂

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

😂

[@babayagaslobbedaknobba]

It really has been more difficult to get your license renewed here in Louisville. And you have to wait for it to arrive by mail.

[@Kinshinobi]

I just had to renew and switch my license over to a new state last week so this is relatable

[@EwanCumia]

That's government bureaucracy for you, Jim.

[@nealfeldpausch715]

That is a hilarious scene in zootopia the movie. Awesome. Lol😂😅

[@WWJD85]

Monroe Brothers. Nice Green Acres reference.

[@misterelom]

"The Summer of George" episode was just on Comedy Central the other day. I just remembered Raquel Welch reciting one of her lines and saying "You've never even been to Scarsdale".

[@DJWreckAlot]

"Were the only people in the line actually speaking to each other, instead of standing around staring at their phones. Imagine that?" That was an eye opening phrase

[@hankcromer2935]

Went through that a little over a month ago. If you live in one of the rural counties like I do, you have to drive to another county that’s larger to do it. You have to provide everything in the world it seems to prove that you are who you have been your whole life and that you live at the address you’ve been at for years. I got mine for 8 years and did get the “smart” one because it really wasn’t much more of a hassle than it was already going to be to just go on ahead and do it that way. You used to just go to the circuit clerk’s office and the courthouse at your convenience, get your picture taken, sign and pay and leave with the new one in 10 minutes or less. Now you jump through all the hoops and leave with your old one stapled to a letter that you have to keep intact til the new one comes in the mail in a couple of weeks. Don’t know who comes up with these ideas.

[@jrrhodes7419]

They started taking renewal offices out here in NC. Reducing the locations, so aggravating lol

[@yardhatch2629]

God I would love standing in line at the DMV with Corny.

[@coryfusting9294]

As a Louisville native I can wholly appreciate this story. Spot on with how janky it is dealing with licenses, renewing tags, etc.

[@aaronswink8554]

When I got my Real ID, I had to go to Bowman Field. Downtown, NIA Center, and where he said on Hurstbourne didn't do it. But this was during the worst of the pandemic and appointments were months out. Once I was in there with my paperwork, it was done in a matter of minutes. Jim - make the appointment!!! And God help you if you're one of the lucky ones who can renew anything online in this state. I swear their online system has a million and one criteria to force you into a building, make you pick a number that will get called a year from now, and cry silently as you wonder why you're sitting in this mass of humanity while you die a bit more on the inside.

[@wolfofbricks]

Hahaha! I know exactly where he's talking about, and it's 1000% true!

[@THE_Dodge_Morningstar]

😂Sometimes I hear people talking about their totally benign, almost pleasant, experiences with police officers and it blows my mind. He was speeding AND didn't even have all of his correct paperwork... A WARNING!?

[@YoungDolan]

Can already tell by the thumbnail this’ll be a classic

[@ronlitton9885]

Jim I am also in Kentucky. I renewed online but they use your old photo. They added, you can only do that once. So you can have a new photo. Got it in the mail.

[@hankcalder422]

As someone who works for Service Ontario ( in Canada) our version of the US DMV .. we also issue the temporary drivers license..(TDL) which actually needs to be with your old license, that I have used a special hole punch on .. and it takes six weeks to get your new license😊

[@toddkurzbard]

A podcast that starts with an angry rant, and ends with a rant about a diet guru murdered by his GF and Raquel Welch on "Seinfeld".

[@B3Band]

It's wile that there are still places that can't just hand you your license on the spot. I've lived in FL, NY, and NJ, and they've all given me my license right when I showed up for it.

[@deejayconner1760]

I would pay $1 million just to see the picture corny took on his license

[@BebeLush2]

The DMV always has a line waiting to get in. ALWAYS.

[@goaway3717]

The DMV offices in my area only allows in person visits by appointment only. If you just show up they will tell you to leave and make an appointment online. They implemented this in response to the beer bug and even with the 'crisis' over they've refused to rescind it - probably because they're happy with the lack of long lines and crowded waiting areas (filled with illegal aliens). To be fair I've not had any trouble getting an appointment through their website. The biggest problems I've had with my DMV offices over the last few years is they've gotten so slow at processing new vehicle purchases it takes you months beyond the expiration of your temporary tags to get plates because they haven't done the proper paperwork yet and are backlogged. They also seem to have developed a built in prejudice against PO Box addresses now days. Telling me months after renewing my driver's license online and supposedly been mailed it that 'oh we don't mail those to PO Boxes any longer (but had no difficulty doing so for the previous 10 years) so we just put it in a file at your local DMV office for you to come and pick it up'. Of course they couldn't tell me that up front or tell me the correct place to get it. I had to go to 3 different office locations to find where they actually sent it since they couldn't tell me the correct place the first two times.

[@dannyns860]

"He showered her with gifts, she showered him with lead" 😂😂😂

[@scotthemond5750]

Need more of the daily life of Jim Cornette I could honestly listen to him read a dictionary he’s so entertaining💯

[@CJWhite-bg3vl]

🎶Froggy gone a courtin'🎶 Wasn't that Uncle Pecos from Tom and Jerry?

[@Tim85-y2q]

Imagine working at the DMV and seeing Corny saunter up to the window all passed off.

[@wiscounter]

I go to the MVD Express places for any motor vehicle needs. You pay a little extra for speed and efficiency. Except renewing registration; it’s easy to do that online.

[@YoItsCD]

This is the kinda stuff I want an omnibus worth of

[@davey3884]

How would Brian know if the cop is a Met's fan? Who asks a cop what sports teams they follow?? Lmao

[@somedude2384]

Next time I see a cop, I'll ask what sports teams they follow.

[@tylercox1875]

That’s why you gotta be waiting at the dmv when the open up. The wait is shorter that way

[@bradpaton3927]

Yeah the same thing happened to me that happened to Brian; I wanted to get my photograph retaken along with renewal, but was told to do it, online.

[@dwlc4288]

I remember the last time I got my license renewed (Alabama), they gave me a piece of paper and said it would be in the mail within three weeks. Three weeks went by, and I called the folks in Montgomery about it, and they said the license would be laminated somewhere in Minnesota. I said, "What sense does that make when not too long ago? You could get a fresh one at your local DMV/court house. So I get Jim's point, these state officials try to cut corners just to cut corners.

[@aaronwilcox4376]

It's supposedly a measure to prevent theft of the license making materials, which "prevents realistic counterfeiting."

[@GNARLY_91]

I had to do the same thing last month and had no issues fortunately lol

[@toddmcdonald8881]

Funny how Brian thought Hank was an actual person instead of the neighbors dog initially!

[@tartsonawire]

Yeah, we learned about the DMV appointment thing a few years ago when we took my nieces to get their licenses. Even the freaking driving school instructors didn't bother to tell us that you have to go online and make an appointment to do anything there. We ended up having to go to one about an hour away because there were the closest one that could get us in, in time.

[@LuckyStrike01]

I had the DMV in Massachusetts “send me” my license which never came so I had to get a duplicate because there was no goddamn way I was going to wait hours and potentially have to pay again ANYWAY to save 40 bucks or whatever it was. So for the 6 weeks or so I waited before figuring out it wasn’t coming all I had was an expired ID if I needed one for anything. The duplicate license came within the normal time frame (like a week)and I had it for about a year and a half when the other one mysteriously showed up in my mailbox. Regular DMV envelope and everything so it’s not like it got caught in a machine in the post office for a year and a half. It must have gotten buried somewhere and forgotten about and they just threw it in the mail when they found it with no explanation, no refund for having to get a duplicate, nothing. And just TRY to get someone on the friggin phone there they just play hot potato with the phone or do absolutely nothing to help. It’s better than when I got my permit 25 or so years ago though I waited in line for 4 hours(which was time well spent studying the book which they still gave out free back then). This was when you’d have runners from insurance companies that knew the DMV people cutting in front of people registering 5 cars and they didn’t seperate you based on what kind of transaction so it was a clusterfuck of epic proportions. Not to mention their mandated breaks every couple hours. You’d have someone leave a line but instead of calling someone over they’d put up a sign closing that window for their break. I’m surprised more people haven’t gone crazy there it seems like the perfect breeding ground for psychosis.

[@LongLiveRockAnRoll]

Corny and the Zootopia sloth is my new favourite picture on this channel.

[@defgloom]

Yardwork, weed, and jce is my peace

[@dom19945]

Universal Rule: Government bureaucracies eventually become inefficient, ineffective, and overfunded messes.

[@toddmcdonald8881]

Sounds like the same experience I endure here in Texas.

[@sameasme2]

The castle must rival the Winchester house by now.

[@kurtwetzel154]

I renewed my DL summer of 2023. I had a unusual circumstance and nobody knew anything. Online confusing. Didn’t take too long to renew my license otherwise

[@executesun-tzu6312]

Her sentence was commuted in 92

[@EddieHenderson92]

Not sure about other states but it's pretty bad in NC now because so many people have moved here since 2020. I'm glad that I don't have to deal with it again for 8 years. If I move to a different town, I'm not even going to bother changing it until it expires in 2031.

[@5150scottie5150]

Gotta love travis

[@Fernando_Tatis_Jr_propaganda]

Try going to DMV in south bay San Diego… Normal residents, Tijuana residents and Military people from all over the country lumped into one. Good luck

[@SonOfMuta]

Real ID, not "smart ID"

[@WhatIfJojoSiwaWasGay]

Alternatively, "two out of touch boomers shaking their fists at the clouds"

[@cpoole371]

The last time I got mine renewed about a week before it expired. The state of North Carolina issued my license with the same experation date. I had to pay another $40 to get another one.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

😳