Jim Gaffigan & Conan Got Roasted By Martin Short | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

[@lpluva1]

When Martin Short first came up with Jiminy Glick Steve Martin told him, "You've finally come up with a character who's as mean as you."

[@ZacThompson]

Dave Foley said it

[@PatrickKeating]

Pale Force reunion!!!!!

[@Somestuffgood]

LASERS FROM NIPPLES

[@neuvocastezero1838]

_...can''t ...adjust... the monitor...brightness... low...enough...my eyes...no_

[@realspenz]

This is gonna be amazing

[@MrEzekiel1982]

Jim can’t stop working…he’s raising five kids in NYC

[@Matty-vw8vw]

Kids?

[@Gringa_L]

Having only ever seen Jim Gaffigan on Conan's show, when I watched Beyond the Pale a couple decades ago I was stunned by the revelation of his standup. It was like stumbling upon a huge pot of gold.

[@donskuse2194]

I’m Canadian and I loved his bit on Canada!

[@waywardmind]

It was pure excellence

[@Moekoffee2001]

These guys made the Short list

[@francescaa8331]

Heh

[@Tommyr]

I see what you did there.

[@studiodreamken]

I really hope Jiminy Glick and Triumph both show up at the Oscars and roast the audience!

[@xxSLAV33xx]

So Jim was the polar opposite of Paul Rudd who brought Mac and Me every time.

[@HankChinaski27]

My favorite Bill Burr joke...and I'm paraphrasing here... "There's a critical point, when you've stayed single too long, that your brain switches from 'No, don't say that' to 'Eh, f*** it. Say it, see what happens.'"

[@muddyotterspottery569]

Martin Short is also one heck of a singer too. He’s an “entertainer” in the purest sense of the word.

[@ash3starrider]

His voice is brilliant❤ I love it when he sings

[@SpaceWarriorX]

I love to know there’s nothing normal about going on a stage and trying to make people laugh - I think that every time I’m holding on stage! Also I’m glad Conan shared how he likes the pockets of quiet when everyone to collectively wondering what TF just happened I LOVE those moments then breaking that tension is the best

[@evenflowsteven]

He’s HAD to keep his success and level of building going. He has 38 kids to feed.

[@johnwhite3167]

5 is not 38

[@deeemm979]

He's catholic not Nick Cannon. 😅

[@byronic-heroine]

lol he was on Law&Order once playing the dad in a TLC-style reality show about a couple with a lot of kids

[@cleverusername9369]

He's starting a country called Gaffiganistan

[@emic621]

@@cleverusername9369lmao

[@mitchkusek]

Love this. Loved the whole podcast ep. But ... Just dawned on me how Jim's wife, Jeannie, was not mentioned. She always comes up because of how much input she has always had in Jim's standup. So, I'll do it: Shoutout to Jeannie Gaffigan.

[@BAINES03]

The only channel that I watch the ad reads. Pay that man his money.

[@MichaelBrewster-x7n]

Jim Gaffagan the Steven King of joke writing new jokes all the time ❤

[@bloodsling]

I never saw his stand up until way later,my first exposure to him was when he was on That 70's Show,funny af on that too. Definitely one of my favorite stand ups,and he's clean,almost unheard of these days.

[@blacklily250]

Even the sponsor message is enjoyable to watch

[@edwardwilliams2438]

Jim is the GOAT.....funny,genuine,midwestern and slim. Black is the present Black. The set is dark..and for all these celebs wearing a fashion trope. And for Jim...he seems to favor earthtones...his new image is sort of impressive. Both he and Conan are Icons and very relatable. I do miss Conan at night.

[@Tommyr]

Martin is SUPER fast stream of conscientiousness fast! Steve Martin too.

[@glowaves]

Get Brian Regan on!

[@whramijg]

Yawn

[@SnootchieBootchies27]

Why? Need something to fall asleep to?

[@terri6854]

@@SnootchieBootchies27 Go watch him talking about raisins, Snootie Bootie. You'll pee your pants.

[@puppiesrlife]

I just realized how much his voice sounds like John Malkovich.

[@micahbarber]

Or Philip Seymour Hoffman meets Louie Anderson

[@socksrfun]

@@micahbarbera missed opportunity for an indie dramedy with Louie Anderson as the parent (he could clearly play a dad or as we all saw in “Baskets” of helluva mother) of two brothers played by Jim Gaffigan and Philip Seymour Hoffman

[@micahbarber]

@@socksrfun could you imagine? Wow.

[@richardwalling845]

Really enjoy all of these folks.

[@Ann-vi5ns]

This was delightful.

[@maskof]

Out of the top 2000 comics in the LA County area, I'd say that Jim Gaffigan is definitely in my top 800 list.

[@WalkingmanPattaya]

Jim you should be on a season of only murders in the building with Marty, Steve, Selena and all

[@culwin]

That Martin Short is going places.

[@ORagnar]

Jiminy Glick is hilarious. I didn't discover him until the last year or so when I came across youtube clips of his act. They were so funny that I ended up binge watching several in a row. Great stuff! 1-) d_abp

[@cleverusername9369]

3:57 footbawl. Conan's Boston came out

[@tomsevcik1792]

Thumbnail design. Excellent job 😂

[@wrenbo4816]

credit to Mike Birbiglia for that 'if they talk i'll have them removed' joke right down to the delivery.

[@SuperlunarNim]

Oof "Hard pressed to think of anyone else who could tour with Jerry Seinfeld" entirely unintended but terrible backhanded compliment lol

[@artpro5930]

Time for Conan to get that vein dusted.

[@levlevin182]

Most standup comedian's have at one time or another been sit down Philosophers. Both have had their up's & downs. 🕺🏼

[@DanielBoonelight]

you definitely don't need apostrophes to pluralize things, dude.

[@maroosk]

So funny, good things for the future, awesome

[@Arcturuseyes]

Jim is an effing great comic

[@garrykanter5773]

Seems like just yesterday he was cooking corned beef with his kids on some Covid-era family show on KZbin. Just look at Jim now!

[@jeffreyjensen8618]

Those were straight up gems during that lame time.

[@pillettadoinswartsh4974]

And this has been their audition to get on Only Murders in the Building.

[@lachauntiswashington231]

Very good 😄

[@SubRosaUSA]

Jump to 7:00 for the part about Martin Short

[@JMPT]

Nice 🧡

[@chrisdillon8376]

Hey, it's the guy that opens for Ted Alexandro!

[@pisethmok1111]

Jim Gaffigan is very funny

[@terriblyhonesttom1874]

Obviously we know this is you Jim.

[@HOTD108_]

I wonder where he gets his material from?

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Hot take

[@boemomapetla9559]

James...is that you?

[@olgabarysheva4386]

​@@HOTD108_Try eating a few hot pockets

[@Afghamistam]

I wonder what Conan would think of Stewart Lee. Every set he does is 95% dead spot.

[@thomasbburnham9882]

I bet Conam is a Guinness drinker who wouldn't water his plants with Miller Lite.

[@birdeee461]

Conan n Jim gaffigan talking.... always feels like home. ❤❤🎉🎉

[@iancampbell9052]

Jim Gaff once, shame on me. Jim Gaffigan, shame on you. 😃

[@theodorerooseveltsantlers270]

5:37

[@Intabih]

The quiet is people paying attention to what you are saying... or the room is empty because everyone left.

[@spaceo8568]

Yay!!!

[@checkle1]

We really need to get Conan's team to rein in those ads. No other podcast has back to back to back to back to back to back....to back ads. The Conan needs a Fan episodes are at least 30% ad. Is this alternative streaming services being sabotaged by Sirius XM?

[@userknownastom]

These are dreadfully written and then performed like the crew is being held at gunpoint. They’re in a desert of insincerity.

[@1970DAH]

That's right! Martin is short!

[@slshusker]

Jim needs to do a Tim Walz bit. He can get the look down.

[@KoRL12]

do they discuss the dinner with trump in the full episode?

[@seanbiller1241]

Don Rickels > Martin Short and I love Martin Short

[@LycanLink]

5:30 - Ehh, I mean, I agree with your point in general, but the Bill Burr example isn't universal, at least not for me. His style of humor just isn't for me.

[@nickg131]

Is this comment intentionally ironic? If not, your comment is a great example of his point, lol. "I get your point but I wouldn't say exactly that!" =p

[@ctioburrell]

It's the beard comb over, isn't it?

[@dancollins6171]

Jim and Conan are both such bankable stars because they seem like such likable guys on a personal level. Sure, you’d have to have a bit of an ego to reach the level they’re at, but when they’re a little bit self deprecating, it comes off as genuine.

[@treborretsnom6186]

😆👍

[@xploration1437]

Conebone69

[@HOTD108_]

Welcome to the Cone-Bone Zone

[@Djoker99]

For the love of God, get Harland Williams on the podcast.

[@nuniobinez4066]

...and I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity to say that...

[@WilhelmWilder]

Martin short looks awful, hope he's okay

[@treborretsnom6186]

Jim is the future Andy Rooney

[@MrJamess1982]

I hope Conan is doing well. He looks so tired with that vein by his eye.

[@realspenz]

I just bought Miller beer

[@ScreamingAI]

THIS IS NOT MARTIN SHORT!

[@StewChicken42]

😊

[@emu_warrior]

Gaffican is 100% wrong. Martin Short openly says he prepares EXTENSIVELY for all roasts and all the jokes he makes for each person, he writes it all and memorizes it all, he openly says this (which is fine, but don't make up stuff as though he is isn't preparing and has it all in his pocket to use).

[@wolf986]

Rickles did the same, he had hundreds in his back pocket he could change a little on the fly, I'm sure Short does too, he's just being modest

[@thommytsunami]

Pushing back a bit when Conan, a longtime personal friend of Short, was saying he does was certainly a choice too.

[@vincevvn]

Yea Jim isn’t the smartest guy

[@DanFlashes99]

Jim had a hunch and was wrong. Surely, the best use of one's time is to seize upon this in the comments as if it's some evil conspiracy. jfc

[@johnwhite3167]

That’s your take on the discussion?

[@econhelp583]

I wonder if these guys talk about their relationship with Catholicism. Bring it on Mr. O’Brien and Mr. Gaffigan!

[@spencerdokes6056]

According to Joe Rogan there's only like 200 comedians

[@adamdesanti6713]

lol "There's only really 200 of _us_ out there."

[@BenVarkentine]

And then Gaffigan went and danced like a monkey for Trump. Not forgetting that.

[@JS-cr5fn]

Wait, when? What's the story behind this?

[@petergiaschi35]

I gotta say that Seinfeld might not be the greatest name-check right now. Maybe 20 years ago. (I didn't bother, but the Pop-Tarts movie sounds like a train wreck).

[@okiewendiawan]

Conan looks like a burnt victim 😢

[@AntoineWilliams7118]

He’s white. Stop being racist

[@kimbadull6448]

UNSUBSCRIBED - you have millet lite as an advertiser?! 🤮

[@ML-jx9bl]

You're a terrible Miller lite representative.

[@frikkenI23]

Gaffigan is a funny guy, not unlike Bill Lawrence

[@umerzafar]

too bright for a podcast

[@christopher-miles]

i must be the only person here that doesn't find him funny. ps: i'm talking about jim.

[@benwilliamstv]

Ads in short clips - innovative! (Also bye.)

[@عليالعراقي-ع2ت3ي]

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[@Davett53]

I love Jim's comedy,....I want him to live a long time,....but his rapid weight loss has me worried. A thinner Jim Gaffigan, may not be as funny. A fit, thinner Jim, can no longer make jokes about Hot Pockets, or bacon, with any authenticity. His manatee jokes work best when Jim is plump. What's his secret to rapid weight loss?

[@paradoxparade1]

This guy has to be one of the most unfunny, vanilla "comedians" out there. It's as if Seinfeld was dipped in mayo. If you want to watch to yogurt for an hour, I'd highly recommend watching Jim's "special".

[@PaulMcElligott]

Sounds like a “you” problem to me.

[@paradoxparade1]

@PaulMcElligott I don't think you quite understand what that phrase means.

[@PaulMcElligott]

@@paradoxparade1 You're taking this (and yourself) far too seriously 🤡

[@rockstrong4342]

Paul's comment was auto-corrected, he meant it sounded like a ewe problem. Meaning ewe are an idiot that seems way too angry about not liking Jim Gaffigan.

[@paradoxparade1]

@@PaulMcElligott What are you, the President of the two-member Jim Gaffigan fan club? Also, did you just use a "🤡" emoji as a late 40-something year old? Act your age.

[@BennyMex90]

It’s so frustrating to pay for KZbin premium and then getting an add right in the middle of this clip from Conan 🫠