Jim Gaffigan - Jesus - Beyond the Pale

Jim Gaffigan talks about Jesus and Christianity in this clip from his Comedy Central stand-up special and DVD "Beyond the Pale".
"Mr Universe" his new 75 min special is available for $5 at jimgaffigan.com

[@patbrennan6572]

I was born a Catholic but I have since made a full recovery and I agree with every thing Jim said .......

[@seawatersoul333]

_We had to go down to hell to get a contractor_ omg lmao 😂👏👏😂

[@jeffphakenewz8556]

We are currently in the middle of a contractual agreement with a contractor to replace a shed and pergola. Went 6 weeks before returning, after some prodding. Jim's reference was great.

[@TheHillbilly8757]

"He better not" ..... LOL!!! This guy cracks me up!!

[@BlackTigr]

almost choked on my cheeto when he did that "devil" voice XDDD

[@jenniferbates2811]

Omg! Right!?

[@laurajanebragg2648]

Me too

[@HickoryBill]

I’m pretty sure Jim Gaffigan is the only comedian who heckles himself on stage.

[@Gary-pe4ce]

And that he doesnt know it

[@donzimo2133]

Jack benny Rodney

[@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell]

marc maron

[@ADerpyReality]

Only one that does it well.

[@conjandysecurity]

The original comment is incorrect.

[@wde1978]

I cant believe that I have never listened to Jim's comedy sketches before. I have seen him on TV, but never really got the chance to follow his comedy. What a great comedian, he had me laughing my ass off.

[@patbrennan6572]

I was born a Catholic too but i have since made a full recovery..

[@Fatboyftw32]

"This guy's going to hell in two religions. He's practically sprinting there." That might be one of the greatest lines in Stand up history.

[@geekymetalhead5112]

For real

[@whoever_81]

Oh certainly! Genius and hilarious.

[@NerdsBehavingBadly]

That face when he goes "... sure you did!" Pure gold

[@allenparedes3964]

lol i love that soft mocking voice he does to imitate the audience. someone should make a vid of him doing that hahaha

[@LynnHarrod]

It's interesting. He heckles himself.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

He's the only comedian I know that does that. It's brilliant. You gotta love a comedian that can laugh at himself, too.

[@parishna4882]

That's what initially made me listen to more of him. Brilliant stuff :)

[@jbengeii]

how about someone being the person hes portraying some old crouched lady lol

[@parishna4882]

Thank you so much, I needed to hear this again, today.. your alert that someone posted in a random comment that I randomly replied to,and you replied to, brought me back to this. Soooo needed to hear Jim hey.. :) You are awesome..

[@jesusfreak1700]

One of my favourite comedians by far.

[@AdelaideBeemanWhite]

"Well right now you're building a shed!"

[@MarkMcDaniel]

/Hay-zoos/

[@elgiron5600]

@@MarkMcDaniel 😂😂😂 killed it with that joke! Dude was speaking Spanish throughout it.

[@rebeccablevins520]

As a theology major in college I find this hilarious on so many levels. Humans take themselves WAY too seriously and mostly just need to CALM THE HELL DOWN! :) Have a nice day everyone.

[@marksmanvids]

-gasps- you said the H word! all jokes aside, i completely agree :p

[@crankitloud6858]

Yeah I agree. There's still some people with personality, but year after year I find people getting a bit serious, even when there trying to have a good time it seems their still letting off some steam. That's why beers good.

[@mikebeesley3150]

So so true.

[@fivestring65ify]

People are the dumbest, most pathetic creature in existence.

[@Tomn8er]

@@fivestring65ify you realize that includes you right

[@odonnell1218]

Jim Gaffigan hit the nail on the head here. As much as I love God, nothing makes me feel more uncomfortable than some stranger coming up to me and going "I'd like to talk to you about Jesus."

[@JohnSWeekley]

I'd like to talk to you about Jesus...

[@odonnell1218]

Yeah, I'd like you not to.

[@zomina2or]

Why do you love God?

[@JohnSWeekley]

Why do you care?

[@odonnell1218]

SAM MASK Because he is my Eternal Father and because He loves me.

[@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788]

"You’re here? Yeah, Peter loves my stuff" 😂😂🤣🤣

[@vadamsable]

I love Jim Gaffigan. His comedy is so clean and very funny. That background voice is killer.

[@Presidentjh]

I'm traditionalist Catholic and if you can't laugh at this, man, you don't get it.

[@Gielio5971]

wauw you do not know what religion means... mr. judgmental

[@ClubPenguinMaster88]

+Giel Huijbregts Wat

[@YESTWENTYONEWINS]

The pope just stated that Jesus sinned. He was without sin. Another Catholic priest stated that Catholics don't believe that all of the bible is true and the men that were inspired to write the bible used words like "angry" regarding a certain situation, because they couldn't think of the appropriate words to describe what was going on. Thus in the old testament God never got angry. Wow.

[@TiffTheTyrant]

Presidentjh I am also catholic-I die laughing watching this

[@kichigan1]

I'm a Catholic who loves catholic jokes. :-)

[@imdbowlgod]

Jim Gaffigan is (in my opinion) the funniest clean comic I know of

[@kimgerber7663]

Nate Barganze also a funny clean comic.

[@lindarockafellow5058]

Yes Nate's really funny!

[@majorbu2390]

I'm a devout catholic and found this hilarious, plus every thing he mentions I so true lol

[@sethbarnes3684]

Bro that voice for "the devil" is actually scary.

[@paulmc3457]

Freaking hilarious when he talks in the third person, and as an offended old lady, such an amazing comedic idea.

[@anjaliarnold5115]

I love his old lady judgments voice

[@wepete68]

How in the heck can there be 527 thumbs down. This is 1 of those most talented comic I have ever heard and he doesn't even have to rely on profanity.

[@johnnybelinda8539]

Some people just hate on Christians. No particular reason.

[@Mr.56Goldtop]

They're all going to Hell!

[@DerangedAvenger]

@@Mr.56Goldtop They're practically sprinting there!

[@RR-mp7hw]

@@johnnybelinda8539 The odds are good that they are Christians.

[@DracoGangLive]

@@RR-mp7hw Nah. The odds are good that SOME are Christians. It sounds like you think all of them are christians. We're not all the same-

[@custardflan]

The jokes aren't about Jesus and God. They're about us. Love it.

[@shell.c]

This guy is going to hell in two religions, he's practically sprinting there 😂😂😂 love this guy

[@matthewhouser9192]

+Aaron Christoffersen That's a quote from his stand up

[@BiffBonswain]

+Aaron Christoffersen I always get a kick out of people trying to force their beliefs on others. Very entertaining.

[@sarahlarson2172]

Yup

[@AmiraLala99]

I've never heard an audience laugh so frequently. Every half a second is pure gold. He's good!

[@davidevans3175]

Everybody please relax, stop the preaching and hating and just have fun. Its comedy.

[@leannewho664]

Agreed.

[@theinternetspacepirate3235]

+David Evans if Jesus were alive today, he would laugh.

[@theinternetspacepirate3235]

I'M NOT THE ONE holy shit calm down.

[@theinternetspacepirate3235]

I'M NOT THE ONE XD

[@carrrexx7190]

Is this a joke?

[@kenbrownfield6584]

He is absolutely hilarious !!! One of the best in the business !

[@jonfish9927]

Lets wrap it up, I've got some sining to do.LOL!

[@CurtisAlfeld]

He has an awesome Devil voice!

[@waverave24124]

As a catholic, yess, i do admit for what he says. He speaks a lot for lenient catholics. Especially eating only fish on fridays... "unless ya forget" xD

[@ghostshipone]

Jim's style and subject matter is timeless. Comes from a lot of prep. It's gangsta

[@carrrexx7190]

Jim Gaffigan gangsta? That's like saying you know what you're talking about.

[@deelawson34]

"Are the gates necessary?"-😂😄 temptation story...priceless!🎯

[@Shenanirats]

I'm one of those hard core Catholics, and I find this guy hysterical and not at all blasphemous. People need to take themselves less seriously, God has a sense of humour - just look at the platypus. Heh.

[@ZlaRah]

Which god has a sense of humour? You mean the one who watched the homo sapien species dying before the age of 20 for 98 000 years and then "he" felt it was time to intervene 2000 years ago in the most stony part of the middle east through a carpenter? You mean that god? Yeah, that god is so fucking funny its fucking incredible!

[@zomina2or]

Wtf.. God has a sense of humor? Wow. I bet you believe in angels, and that the bush family didn't make decisions based on money.

[@EveryThingGirl238]

It made a clicking noise, is a mammal yet lays eggs, and sweats milk... Is it a beaver, duck, or what!?

[@CalebBlock]

Shenanirats try Carlin buddy

[@MelyssaAKASkittlez]

Shenanirats It lays eggs and can stab you with big venom barbs on its hind legs!

[@christicrenshaw2772]

Part where he talks about church taking so long. I can't tell you how many times I have been to church and thought dang how long is this song lol

[@CT37BN]

Got all copies of your stand-up vids on DVD Jim-dude.. you're the BEST and still watch a lot of them here on the youtube when I'm on the 'net.

[@lafiera263]

If you are going to be offended by this type of comedy please dont watch it. It's comedy relax your ass.

[@dalepeto9620]

How come 2000 yrs. ago God talked to us all the time and now he never does?

[@nicksacco5041]

Thank you

[@themexicanwhostoleyourjob2678]

+Dale Peto God didn't talk to people all the time. Where did you get that from? Even if he talked to you or me directly we would probably ignore him.

[@alexakl6445]

+Dale Peto - six months later reply here... but God has always talked to us and some actually listen and write things down and good stuff is still getting published. The Bible isn't the only "Word"... Now I'm going to get it from somebody! :D

[@chrisdunham9818]

He is his own heckler.

[@jamesgirdner9390]

best comedy ive seen in awhile and its clean too. i am laughing for days!

[@carrrexx7190]

Good, now I can get some sleep.

[@ALIENCHASE-qv9ei]

Jim you truly have one of the most unique comedic styles I’ve ever seen. I absolutely love it ❤️🤘🏻💯

[@mikenfl84]

Hilarious. Jims a great catholic my priest talked about him in mass today

[@carrrexx7190]

Yeah, sure he did. Right after the burning bush story?

[@kingleeyy3134]

Right after the story where some daughters raped their dad a made an ancestor of jesus

[@mjpugh123]

I'm a Christian and I think this is hilarious. I see nothing wrong with poking a little fun at a Bible story. "Moses I think you've been burning some bush" hahhaha

[@ZiggyWhiskerz]

Non denominational Christian here. He's hilarious!!!!! Love Jim!

[@Germatti13489]

"Moses, we think you've been burning some bush" 😂

[@szaczkowski]

YOU'RE here???? Yep, Peter loves my stuff.

[@peterDcontact]

Yes i do

[@fivestring65ify]

Priceless

[@KrystalLioness]

I thought he said Peter lost my stuff 😆

[@whoever_81]

@@KrystalLioness Me too! lol

[@Living-gnu-64]

his stuff is awesome😂😂

[@marianomolina263]

Omg,.. Im sooo LMAOFFF!! This guy's a RIOT!! Best freak'n comedian ever!! Where does he come up with this material from anyway,.. does he even sleep at night?!! hehehe :-D

[@jaxsonfanta5420]

The contractor bit is my favorite :)

[@cbenn28328]

This dude is too funny! I Would love to see him in concert! I Listen to him on pandora!!

[@wingnutmcspazatron3957]

I honestly think even Jesus would laugh at these jokes. This is hilarious

[@penguin9941]

I didn't laugh at all

[@flamingpieherman9822]

Wingnut Mcspazatron more like he'd be sad and shaking his head because it's true

[@kingleeyy3134]

If he were real of course

[@cylasbreakdown6140]

Kingleeyy There’s more historical evidence that Jesus existed than Julius Caesar.

[@jilliansmith7123]

Cylasbreakdown: clearly you know NOTHNG about Julius Caesar...and nothing about the historicity of the Jesus as portrayed in the bible, either. Even less..as there is PLENTY to know about Caesar--do you like colors? I bet you like maroon!

[@mike_m]

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. G.K. Chesterton

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

@lucaboden i have a problem with the church deliberately fostering child molesters. Look online, I guarantee you, the churches by your house ALL did the same thing. You know this by their being shuffled around. They never do that. They stay in one parish. Unless there's a problem. Like being a child molester. I also have a problem with their not having the same law as anyone else. Look at Our Lady of Angels fire.

[@curtiscrush]

"He did a Jesus joke and was electrocuted. It was the best show I've ever seen." LOL

[@maryquite-contrary5289]

he's So GREAT! :D Saw Jim at the Hampton Beach Casino- he killed of course- and was so nice after the show~

[@danielbrophy8779]

His imitations of the audience’s thoughts are hilarious!

[@mrssadieadler4874]

Omg omg omg I love this guy he makes me ache so much from laughing ❤️❤️❤️

[@vvlindemulder]

Sadly, I watched this while going to church. :)

[@admerin6961]

Nice when someone can be this funny without being vile or offensive. True talent doesn't need a crutch.

[@boblozaintherealworld3577]

My wife is like a 'Shiite' Catholic. I'm sure everybody gets it, but growing up Catholic we REALLY get it.

[@rileyovertherainebow]

GOD POCKET

[@live24601]

he definitely said God pocket

[@ChaserTree]

Rachel Davis 2:06

[@jewishrochester2277]

Ava L h

[@vegasrichsave]

:)

[@dantepadilla5354]

Liked at “that’s why I like to talk about JESUS”...

[@LukeWyldfire]

You know he's a good comedian when he can talk about religion and no one gets offended

[@pupp3tStudios]

I can imagine Moses just going TADAAAA! with his beard flowing in the wind. Anyone else? xD

[@calebduprest6438]

"Our father in heaven without the written consent of major league baseball." So hilarious.

[@bonegrubber]

I listen to this bit over and over and over... This is my bible study for the day

[@andresayabproject]

Jim Gaffigan should do a show where the premise is a news channel and everytime theres a scripted news story Jim would just play the different people who are interviewed live at the scene. It'd be perfect for him

[@PaperbackWizard]

Just as I was starting to wonder if he was *actually* going to talk about Jesus, "Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?"

[@Rudero3]

Obviously never been to an Orthodox divine liturgy. Ours are like 2 hours long, they make a mass seem like a wait at McDonald's drive-thru to me lol.

[@Racingirl911]

I have just got to say that I enjoy the hell out of Jim!! LOL!!!

[@hOPistos]

That last one about the burning bush is hilarious.

[@Moviefan2k4]

This was hilarious, and I'm a Christ follower myself.

[@zomina2or]

I follow my imaginary friend too. He's not as famous tho

[@butterbumpkin327]

***** was that really necessary?

[@leannewho664]

+SAM MASK Jesus existed. Doubt the magic powers, but the man himself existed. And he was a carpenter. And he advocated peace. And he was Middle-Eastern.

[@Sabbah1]

Dec Hardcat what makes you think he existed?

[@gabedini]

Andrew Simpson there are recordings of him in Roman writings.

[@AssafBechar]

That was a good impression of the Pope!

[@b.brocks3384]

On Fridays in middle block, we do nothing but watch this guy. I'm in 7th grade and now it's a class weekly tradition lol XD

[@geoffdearth8575]

The "asides" in the voice of a dubious audience member are a bonus.

[@russBwright]

“There’s too much standing involved in church” *Says one of the most famous stand-up comedians*

[@madnes1991]

Who is this? *The Devil*

[@azmlove5270]

Seems like it!

[@geekymetalhead5112]

I lost it at that one

[@sarahlarson2172]

Hahaha

[@savvhornsby2038]

"Yeah, Moses, we think you've been burning some bush". hilarious! X'D

[@gicicco567]

My grandmom is like SUPER catholic and she thinks he’s the funniest guy. I think he’s the best, ❤️ u Gaffigan

[@lilj2345]

Best part of the Special in my mind.

[@hakudoushinumbernine]

"oh you already know about it..." "they wouldn't say agua......" "he's practically sprinting there"

[@mcsnowPRIVATE]

This is hilarious, cannot even get offended

[@katg-nw5tc]

So many classic lines!!! This guy.

[@tatijaye173]

One of my favorite videos on KZbin

[@ToniMortenson]

I'm Christian and I think this is hilarious! !

[@dreadog6425]

I need a contractor ...."I had to go down to hell and get one"

[@KureruElric]

I got to see him live in Minneapolis about 2 years back, and I loved every second of it~!

[@JWC777]

"Let's wrap it up, I got some sinin to do" 🤣🤣🤣🤭

[@vegasrichsave]

He's sprinting there. Burning bush. 🔥☺😂

[@bluesummers5051]

Joseph? Yeah? You know how we've never made love? YEAH?! Yeah um, anyway, uhhh *hysterical laughter in the background* Lmao that part always gets me.

[@johnhorsley2078]

That laughter in the back is the best part.

[@adamwarlock2099]

Bluesummers That second “Yeah” from Joesph was a priceless delivery by Jim. I think that’s exactly what my response would be in his case.

[@siat11]

What a hilarious comedian! Love this guy.

[@anthonylopez8072]

The name of Jesus, makes everyone evaluate themselves and they dont like it. Power in the name of Jesus. My savior.

[@Maddolis]

Hah, there are actually people offended in the comment section? Christ do any of you actually watch standup? Gaffigan has to be the second or third cleanest comedian I can think of.

[@cpt.mystic_stirling]

"Pregnant? Jesus Chirst!" "Ohh, you already know his name?" Exactly! 69/10! XD I can now die without any regrets!

[@jcksparrowfan]

"Peace be with you and an extra piece for YOU."

[@crankitloud6858]

Jesus and the camping trip are quite funny and the Xmas videois pretty good too.

[@MoistYoghurt]

#godpocket

[@harmonylasich309]

Haha xD

[@ellispipermusic]

GOD POCKEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!

[@fivestring65ify]

Godpocket. Hilarious.

[@cassie1421]

I'm Catholic and I agree with the long mass, but have you gone to a baptist service? I went to a baptist wedding and it was 3 hours long because the whole time they kept shouting out and making speeches out of the blue.

[@johnnyskinner5408]

that's not normal Baptist. that sounds like independent or more conservative Baptist

[@cassie1421]

Johnny Skinner might have been

[@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823]

@David Beers oh, I see you never went to a Catholic funeral or memorial service. Boring A. F. It's like a root canal without the benefit of modern narcotics. I counted once. 2 full hours. I could watch Titanic AND Gone with the Wind in 2 hours.

[@kelleyrea6020]

I know this is an old clip but I always play it when I need a good laugh. What I love the best about Jim is his delivery. He'll start out with that goofy whisper & deliver the punch line at full register. Its so original!

[@bobbylucas3667]

I love it!!! I never laughed so hard until I watched this. And I go to church every week.

[@qwertsaq345]

That WAS a good impression of the Pope.

[@JamesAJ]

Holy hell, this dude is hilarious.

[@jacemmons7711]

What made ya think that hes only famous and preforming a comedy act at the met

[@liampendergast8670]

1:44 Best rendition of the Halo choir

[@SmasherGirl14]

This is all I've been listening to lately