Steve Lemme - The Super Trooper - This Is Not Happening

[@standup]

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[@WarlordRising]

I remember being pulled over by a police officer in California. I live here, btw. Yeah, they approach the passenger side for obvious reasons. I was stopped for turning right on a red light without fully stopping. Whatever. Dude comes up. Roll down my window. He sees there's a freshly baked breakfast burrito in my obvious cheap Mexican burrito shop bag in the passenger seat (it was morning time). He gave me that look. "It's breakfast time. Burrito or ticket?" Let's just say he enjoyed that carne asada breakfast burrito that day.

[@dannythompson1948]

Nice

[@montyleblanc8776]

WarlordRising fair trade

[@JamesSmith-vk2ky]

Typical corruption.

[@i-love-comountains3850]

three kinds of people lol^

[@marxp956]

Ha

[@Nate_Wentwhere]

1:10 to skip intro

[@calviincalifornia4048]

or press L a few times :)

[@33mtgear]

The hero we deserve

[@mazsax999]

That intro was funny. Comedy is subjective.

[@Nate_Wentwhere]

@@mazsax999 just did it for people who want to get right to the standup

[@Langley-Outdoors]

Thank you

[@zackiaboy675]

i was waiting for the cop to say, “not so funny meow is it”, as he was fake arresting steve

[@TRDBucket]

His cop voice sounds kinda like a Matthew McCounaghy impersonation.

[@TRDBucket]

@Dream DeliriumLemme's from colorado but he's impersonating a California highway patrolman.

[@seannolan9615]

I blame True Detective

[@William-Morey-Baker]

@@TRDBucket well, apparently the officer he was impersonating has a southern drawl...

[@StudioSensei]

He did say alright three times in a row too.

[@jakebrandt5882]

I saw a guy comment "Its 13 right arrows to skip the intro" on one of these videos, and it was the single best piece of advice Ive ever been given. #ThanksForNothinDad

[@Tkieron]

60 seconds into the video is all you need. The comedian usually starts at about 1:05

[@SHaro-np5wd]

Its always good to see the faces of broken lizard doing anything.

[@kellenbrent]

Tacoma FD on TruTV is Steve and Kevin- probably their best effort since Beerfest!

[@ChrisCromag]

true true true true true true true

[@tylerwilliams6022]

Ahhh, Beerfest! I think most people don't like it, but I absolutely love Beerfest! I am not sure which I like better, Super Troopers or Beerfest. My next favorite Broken Lizard Production would probably be the Slammin Salmon. I was utterly disappointed in Super Troopers 2, but I think it was half expected by the long time gap.

[@SHaro-np5wd]

@@tylerwilliams6022 oh dude. I think id take beerfest and slammin salmon over supertroopers. Definitely the top 3 but those two i mentioned, hard to debate for me

[@voodoofairy]

Tbh Jay was inadvertently hilarious in that ep of Nailed It

[@ignitebridgeiii5425]

He should've said.. "Thanks officer.. You have a safe night meow"

[@rebelliousnature4795]

Super Troopers is my most rewatched movie... by far, hilarious

[@bruin1771]

My girl hates supertroopers, one day it was on didnt tell her what it was, sge was laughing some of the time and at the end i told her an she still hates it

[@-scorpionox-]

@@bruin1771 You mean your ex girlfriend, right?

[@josephvela4584]

I’ve seen it at least a million times

[@jimmytran5971]

Trivia what was the game the troopers played while pulling people over and what was the word

[@kevinjohnson7300]

@@jimmytran5971 you wanna play right meow??

[@longdongdaddyfromcincinnat9083]

Super Troopers 2 where he pulls over the car, riding a horse, with the red police light in his hand is one of the greatest things ever.

[@reno2859]

I fell out laughing at him holding the damn siren 😂😂 “oh de doo da day!” 😂😂

[@profoundwanderer1441]

"Da key to life.. is ha..penis in your hasshol"

[@shawnwillis767]

Part two was a flop

[@crucix1483]

I had to pause and rewind that scene a few times because I could not stop laughing 😂

[@Brad772006]

Do you smell something? Fear

[@adamsommer8540]

like he wrote this bit.......bs

[@marlonc56]

I like how they put a laugh track in the intro joke but they forgot to put it at the same part later in the segment.

[@Angel-lc7vu]

marlonc56 oof

[@joshdtbx]

They know we don't care

[@airmanfpv964]

Fuck. Now this got me questioning all the laughs.

[@FOxXyYgRaMpA]

The laugh would be edited in post for the intro where it didn’t happen in actuality.

[@smartypantsscrewdriver1304]

how much attention do u pay on youtube videos mahn? Try for harvard yo

[@DollarMoviesUSA]

You boys ever been to Mex-i-co?!

[@trenchcoatbandit]

YOU BOIZ LIKE MEX-I-CO?!?!!? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@REAPER3fitty]

@@trenchcoatbandit much better

[@KingBongHogger]

Funny story, I ate a bag of shrooms (not too big, but enough) at my highschool when they had the dogs come through to sniff lockers. Made it til the searches were over and fuckin lit up in gym class. Took off towards my house 2 blocks away because I thought the other kids were chasing me. Got off with just a truancy ticket and detention. Good times.

[@ProfitPower13]

@@KingBongHogger nice

[@DaBirdman1989]

Broken Lizard needs a sketch show on Netflix.

[@disasterdinosaur2925]

Fuck netflix release it here for free

[@DaBirdman1989]

@@disasterdinosaur2925 I'll drink to that

[@jhughes8160]

@@disasterdinosaur2925 Yeah, fuck Netflix!

[@JamesSmith-vk2ky]

@@jhughes8160 Fuck Netflix to death!!

[@uriah9638]

Go Netflix!

[@christophergregory1205]

So basically, he's his exact character in the movie. That makes everything 10x funnier 😂

[@jacobsellars7910]

But did the mexicans have on boots?

[@wronggg]

Cici...

[@dirroh10]

You bet your ass they did.

[@ProfitPower13]

Ask Ci Ci

[@kevinjohnson7300]

I needed a personal knife... But Cici sold dat shit!!

[@TheDictatorsKingdom]

Oi dont make me get michael

[@Ward413]

I like how it took the guy in the audience at 9:16 over five seconds to register that joke.

[@aurorasky1303]

This is my favorite show!!!!(: I watch more of these than I should hahaha. Super hilarious and addicting

[@seanm7539]

Haaa me to

[@kdsmith24114]

ikr!! I think I've seen all of the videos that they have posted. LOL

[@Deenique16]

Same here. I cant stop watching.

[@cheers4238]

Joey Diaz the best

[@aurorasky1303]

What's your favorite episode everyone?(:

[@redonk1740]

I wonder how much of the budget for this show gets blown on the intro that everyone just skips.

[@benasme]

Well they can’t skip it on tv

[@fleaflicker1451]

I never skip it.😄

[@OrangeElixir]

When I saw Mr. Lemme as Mac in "Super Troopers", wearing nothing but that bulletproof jockstrap, his butt facing the camera...I yelled out, "THANK YOU!".

[@Madfattdeeb]

The end of this had me crying!!😂😂😂

[@ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon]

Speeding and...?speeding and...sniffing the powder...

[@friedbaconsizzles]

When my dad first moved to America from Switzerland on a work visa, he got pulled over doing 120 on I684 in NY. Fortunately his license was still in German and had a translation booklet attached. The cop saw the booklet, told my dad "This isn't the autobahn" and then let him go.

[@thesummerwiind]

Takes 13 right arrow clicks to skip the whole intro you're welcome :)

[@joesmo4729]

Or just tag the time stupid

[@quarternipp]

BRING BACK ARI

[@banksarenotyourfriends]

Or just press 'L' 7 times instead. (also, 'J' skips backwards 10sec, 'K' pauses, 'M' mutes and 'F' toggles fullscreen. The things you learn when your mouse is shit...)

[@TheDeathplz]

these intros suck dick ... hiccup

[@TRDBucket]

i just click to ~ 1 min mark

[@Kenscox]

We need super trooper 3 please 😂😂😂

[@ColossusCo]

This is probably the greatest episode yet

[@thekoshersalami5210]

I got pulled over in Arizona driving back from Texas to California doing 120 at like 3am and the cop let me go as long as I put cruise control to 60 till I got out of Arizona . You bet your ass that was the longest drive through Arizona anyone's ever taken lol

[@Supadupa335]

My uncle from Mindoro stayed with my family and I in California for a few months before he moved the Canada. His first time in Canada he thought the speed limit sign said 100 mph not 100 kmph

[@shiestysean]

Gonna tell some jokes meow?

[@chaoticnipples3405]

Henny LeBeau right meow?

[@kevinjohnson7300]

So uh..... What are you doing right meow?

[@garrfieldtodd3349]

Henny LeBeau I think your right meow

[@savagesalvage9449]

His act was bad. Meow.

[@uriah9638]

That joke is too old. Stop it meow

[@shadowaitherios6172]

Mac : All right, how about "Cat Game?" Foster : Cat Game? What's the record? Mac : Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten. Foster : Ten? Starting right 'meow?'

[@RantTherapist]

I am now convinced that real life stories are truly the funniest. What an awesome story! This and Mexicans Got On Boots has me cracking up.

[@TheKtm300rider]

My favorite is Meth pee

[@Tkieron]

@@TheKtm300rider Mine is Camp Crush, followed by Meth Pee and Bombing in Sears.

[@connorcolumbia5398]

“Is the riot happening…in here? We just had dinner together!”

[@EastCoasters]

If I was a statie & I pulled MAC over, I’d retire the next day, since theres no other ultimate goal

[@petepyeatt6909]

“Okie silly dilly doke-e-o, I’m an idiot.”

[@celluliteluvr]

I can actually picture that clearly in my head and your final response is off the chain funny.

[@dsmith3614]

So glad I contributed to the indiegogo for ST2! Also stoked with the Jonny Chimpo T-shirt I received as a thank you - I wore it to the premiere 🤩

[@hiyawatha8906]

D Smith it sucked though but I still paid to watch it and still bought the 📀 after I already seen that it sucked

[@d1agram4]

Like they needed the money, sports cars, living in LA...

[@TheNuprin711]

Funny, easy, relaxed, true comedy

[@tonyhadad3309]

holy shit, that was one of the best cop stories i have ever heard.

[@RantTherapist]

And it honestly sounds like it really happened too.

[@jayslo914]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that’s the funniest cop story anyone has ever told

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

"I love to fuck with people" "I bet you do" LMAO

[@jerryshighschoolgirlfriend3737]

Lmaooooooo this is so funny and I know a bunch of cops and can verify this 110% could/would/did happen! Good stuff man.

[@pilotmemes]

"we play that meow game..."

[@wowthatsgreat4870]

Epic , I've wondered for years how those guys play it when they get pulled over , This is FANTASTIC👌

[@brandonmaddox4862]

I’m freakin out man You are freakin out.....man

[@mynameismal3247]

When you realize that one movie you did that one time was the highlight of all of your jokes

[@gerardocaamanopagniez4110]

Just read his bio, the guys 50 years old !!

[@rustyshaklferd1897]

The best is when someone is in the left lane doing the speed limit and you see the speed trap and speed past in the middle lane then brake hard. They always pull over the clown jamming up the left lane😂. Cracks me up every time I hear about someone (not me) doing it. Makes my week, theirs too I’ll bet.

[@renel8964]

He missed a chance to write: "dont forget to cradle the balls"

[@Bl4ckD0g]

I love the Broken Lizard guys.

[@annahappen7036]

When are we ditching the annoying, budget-blowing intro that takes up the whole first minute that NO ONCE watches?

[@ezragrace6348]

Anna Happen I watch it

[@chevyon37s]

Ezra Grace then you’re wasting your life

[@ezragrace6348]

Drew w naw I just enjoy seeing my boy Roy wood Jr

[@es_three232]

I think the intros are cool, I skip the preview to the punchline that everyone in the comment section hates but Comedy Central still insists on adding.

[@sixoolayfilms]

:) Heeheeee, good call, Anna. And your song ZERO SUM is unique, passionate, and resonant. (And it's awesome that you started performing the song right away in the video instead of a lot of other people's dumb habit of pointlessly burning 90 seconds.)

[@corruptaradowatch..4840]

The end was so worth it killed it with that last line

[@twanation2162]

They put so much work and production into these intros, I feel bad for skipping every time 😩

[@terrycloud6437]

Haha dont. After about 15 or 20 videos the time you spend on the videos makes up for it! ( i also do this lmao)

[@JONCOR2004]

Anyone noticed the added laughs to the preview on 00:16 but then nobody laughs during the actual bit on 2:19?

[@chucksolutions4579]

Holy crap this makes me so grateful. I did this drive same time of night same situation. Doing WAY more than 120... on my brand new red Ducati motorcycle.

[@jeremymccleary1543]

Props to the officer quoting NWA at the end lol

[@zombieghostninja]

These are the only intros I enjoy

[@SolicitorRandolph]

Video starts at 1:12

[@marcflora1977]

This is quite humorous. A touch of irony with his being pulled over just like with Paul Walker going the way that he had gone

[@MattP5000]

perfect delivery

[@TheAngiepangie424]

I ❣Super Troopers!! I didn't know which way this story was gonna go!!

[@uriah9638]

THAT'S MY CHARACTER IM THE TRASH MAN I COME OUT I THROW TRASH ALL OVER THE RING AND THEN I START EATING GARBAGE!

[@nickc9482]

Broken lizard is one of the greatest comedy troupes of all time.

[@brettdajett444]

This was one of the best ones.

[@reaperredni9e605]

One of the best stories

[@ther6989]

0:37 "Oh no you didn't, oh no you didn't..." xD

[@blastermcmassive5717]

i'd say it's an honor meeting the machine, enjoy your time in canada

[@mickcross6313]

What a great story from a great actor

[@boofert.washington2499]

I got pulled over doing 162mph in Ft. Worth, Texas by the Miller plant on 35. I got a written warning and went about my business. The only reason I got lucky is bc the trooper was impressed that my Veloster turbo could go that fast....and it was 4am with nobody on the road but myself and him, and I was sober. I made it from Austin to Arlington in just over 2 hours that night. I still have the warning. I framed it. So, you don't always go to jail. I'm one of those weird exceptions, I guess.

[@mrchikago4420]

Because of this movie I ask for liter of cola at fast food restaurants lol

[@hunterwhite6527]

i've had one yell at me through the megaphone because he didnt like where i pulled over lol

[@neurohack9038]

Story starts at 1:11

[@tabormckee9639]

Best intro yet!

[@joerice6495]

Starts at 1:07

[@drummerkidkill]

I would love to see these critics below do any better.

[@dandyrevisionist7879]

Let's be honest, he had it coming with the officer.

[@breadworksboston7052]

Great finish

[@alanvallazza9781]

Just saw Super Troopers for the first time on cable and if there is a sequel I will watch it online. I only caught the original movie by accident flipping channels. Then looking for videos found this.

[@leilamannel7923]

This ones a keeper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iBurnedaHouse]

Damn I didnt even recognize him without the moustache

[@Ottocide]

He had some serious balls writing that lmao. Worked out in the end tho!

[@mxamiss5]

There should be no speed limit. Youre going straight

[@CanItAlready]

mxamiss5 Until highway hypnosis kicks does its thing and then you find yourself going off the road at 120 mph. 😉

[@facehunter504]

This was great!

[@aaronjones6439]

WORST THING you can do is teach a cop pranks from a movie, lol

[@Knoar]

1:10 to avoid redundant intro

[@Meleecow]

I got out of a ticket once because I had the super troopers dvd in my passenger seat because I was bringing it to my dads house to watch. Good stuff. I keep a copy on the back of my seat

[@averyyoung8601]

One of my new favorite bits.

[@cinemasnitch3959]

Am i the only one who thinks he looks weird without some sort of costume ? ahahah Broken Lizard for LIFE

[@bigt4135]

Still one of my favorite movies

[@wanderingmetalguy5825]

and to think i got a warning after doing 105 on a 4 lane highway at 7pm on a weekday

[@chrishansen8201]

Does anyone know how to get booked to tell a story

[@tovarishchblyad3616]

Sex with the producer obviously

[@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz]

_"You know how fast you were going?"_

[@cassandra_classic]

Remember that meme in primary school? “If your hand is bigger than your face then you have aids” It’s a miracle this guy has lived this long

[@V0r4xiz]

From the very popular archive called "Things that never fuckin' happened" :) Funny but absolutely not believable ^^

[@nebulousisgod]

It’s not that unbelievable. Cops have said much worse to me. And all cops love that movie, that’s a historical fact

[@tuanjim799]

@@nebulousisgod Nah for real tho, this story was almost definitely made-up, or at least *highly* embellished, for the comedy bit. Still funny, but yeah.

[@gur262]

if you are doing 120 on the german 4 lane Autobahn to Kempten in Bavaria you have to be Aware of Little Tiny dots appearing in your rear view Mirror. Thats a Porsche. or a lamborghini. and you should make room cause thats passing by at 150 -200 mph within the next 3 seconds.

[@goldy8318]

Loved this one

[@1101agaoj]

Meow, right meow IRL: Tears in my eyes!!

[@jacobbelter9141]

Shoutout to the run the jewels intro 👊👈

[@RvB_Fan_since_8]

Homie looks like the new Buzz Lightyear

[@frankewanmale4067]

The Super Trooper is awesome

[@Lyssebabz]

That cop is hillarious

[@blueschild61]

Spanish cultivation of tobacco began in earnest in 1531 on the island of Santo Domingo. In 1542, tobacco started to be grown commercially in North America, when Spaniards established the first cigar factory in Cuba. Tobacco was originally thought to have medicinal qualities, but some considered it evil.

[@EDMTMLFilms]

Solid for a non stand up.

[@cityhawk]

EDMTML Films A lot of the best stand-ups are great storytellers. Steve has really good timing, knowing where to place emphasis on the story. He has potential if he wanted to do it.