"Fitness Goals" - Jim Gaffigan (Mr. Universe)

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[@judyfowler2023]

Him and his wife write all their jokes. Jim is hilarious and his facial expressions are great.

[@3000spills]

"Why are you here?????...You're done!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@richsackett3423]

I love how Jim's old-timey gangster voice has a Chicago and not a New York accent.

[@matthewshroba1511]

I often listen to Jim while getting ready or driving to work in the morning to make me feel happy and set the tone for my day. Thanks Jim!

[@Arieslove176]

I watch him now before bed so I’m happy before sleep 😂

[@Shelleybean3315]

PSA...watching Jim's stand-up is a great workout for the abs...and your facial muscles. 😂😂😂 The more you know...🌈🌟

[@zkdirtyfeet5880]

"I'm at the gym so I won't eat for an hour". Same here, Jim. Then I got hungry and left to go eat.

[@thekeegster6278]

My local gym is right near a Wendy’s and I remember one time I was done working out, I was like “I’m craving a Baconator...”

[@LadyVoldemort]

Every time I work out I ended up eating double portions of what I usually eat. So I think it's better to limit myself a little...at working out...

[@carolelinda6476]

My stomach hurts from laughing. What a treasure you are Jim!

[@feliciataylor3772]

My workout involves me taking a shower, cooking meals, walking to mailbox, walking around mall shopping, folding and putting away laundry, taking dog for walks, and cleaning house.

[@rocky5152]

You still have a mall?

[@factsoverfiction7826]

Aaand ... Repeat!

[@leilaikusura4904]

Its middle of the night and I am laughing out loud, people are asleep. Jeeze Louise...my tummy hurts.😂🇹🇿

[@catboxcleaner3532]

Jim, this got me through lunch, laughing out loud, working sixty hour weeks through this Covid-19 pandemic. This is just what I needed. Thank you, Jim Gaffigan.

[@joansnow4013]

Just want to say thank you, for what your doing. Stay safe, hope you stay well. God speed!

[@raldrid]

Jim, you are so funny, I laugh so hard the dog runs out of the room. I think he's concerned I'm having a seizure or something. Rock on!

[@eileens8589]

That’s funny!!!

[@fredh353]

The most impressive thing about Jim is his consistency, all comedians have that at least one special they were just off for whatever reason, Jim seems to always be in the zone he makes me laugh and hungry with his comedy. Hot pocket

[@cherylsmith7282]

Jim no one can make me laugh as much as you do. Thank you.

[@ProducerLare]

👍Awesome bit!👍 Reminded me of my old “Health Club” in Green Bay, WI where they have a full bar in it! 🍸🍺🍷 I’d go for a “quick workout” 🏋️‍♀️ which consisted of a cocktail & heading over to the jacuzzi for about 30 minutes! 🤣😂

[@oxymoronic12]

That creepy guy stretching nearby stuff. I died. 😂

[@alwayswfpb]

Jim Gaffigan and his crew is how Lulu and I are getting through this. This man and his family puts us in the best mood. Huge thank you!

[@Mary_O]

Awww! Lulu is so coooot!

[@icegypsy99]

Too funny. I actually love to work out at the gym, but getting there is another story. "It's too cold, it's too rainy, it's too nice out...." and Never get there lol

[@Shelleybean3315]

🤣🤣

[@marybethduke3263]

Everything you said is absolutely true....but the way you say it is soooo funny!

[@ginatucci201]

I used to always watch the food network when i was able to go to the gym overnight. I dont eat that food so it didnt distract me, but love the passion and energy the cooks etc have

[@geoffhennessy275]

The Sharon Stone machine. That is comedy gold!

[@ShannonSpence-wx7cm]

He is so funny. I just can’t even take it. I can’t go a day without laughing out loud.😅

[@chriswenkle2635]

Jim - you're hilarious!

[@aquacrocwherry3321]

My fitness goal is to weigh what I told the DMV I weigh

[@genericusername1365]

Imagine if the DMV actually required that a driver stand on a scale to document his/her weight.

[@GeminieCricket]

SNAP L O L !

[@Makado14]

Me too...

[@wandalee5010]

Hahaha!

[@Robert08010]

He wait a minute, that's legal obfuscation.

[@kyleahoff]

Bit about jogging in place behind someone on treadmill is so great...

[@Makado14]

I thought it was hilarious too

[@vroxxzz]

I loved that he added the lyrics from irreplaceable at the end 😂

[@justinadams5573]

I never get tired of your jokes Jim,you are my favorite comedian😁

[@trailblazer77]

Hoot pockeet

[@dalegribble5661]

Mine too

[@Gimber71]

Me too

[@DennisConnor-wc2lm]

Definitely a hilarious individual and absolutely needing more recognition

[@hubristicmystic]

You see that person and say "you're wasting your tiiiime" then you realise ... THEY HAVE FULL LENGTH MIRRORS!

[@kiniburk]

Jim's my new workout buddy. Always listen when using circuit equipment and treadmill. 😆😆

[@simplyimpish1055]

Thanks for the laughs Jim, I needed that

[@nicolewebb9775]

jim gaffigan is the best comedian I have ever heard

[@almaalma3871]

Omg 😂😂😂 I’m almost shock drinking my Café ☕️ con Leche 😂😂😂

[@grimlock3134]

In tears LMAO LOL...Hilarious -classic

[@Hasherella]

The dislikes are the "Health Club" employees.

[@seethongyang4858]

I just started watching Jim today. I couldn't stop laughing. I've never laughed so hard...

[@tomvana4270]

He's the best ever.

[@suzannecrone5897]

Brilliant. The gym bit...oh it's all so good!

[@Polyester_Avalanche]

This is one of my all time faves

[@Mary_O]

Every time my personal trainer sent me to the "gynecological" machine, I'd call it the Sharon Stone machine, because of Jim. She didn't get it; she's 22. So I shared a portion of this video with her today. I've mentioned it enough times that she knew right away and thought it was hilarious. 😆

[@kathykelley7273]

Mary O lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amyjacquelineg.715]

Can’t wait to see his show tomorrow in Cleveland!😄

[@Thecovebandatx]

Jim and his wife are beauties!!!! absolutely hilarious, never hateful..

[@judgem0rt1s23]

This guy is a scream! Love him so much, one of my favorite comedians. That being said, as someone who also hates working out, and as much as I love the "pyramid scheme" bit about personal trainers, I will say personally I actually feel more motivated and focused working out when I have a personal trainer, or at least someone with me who has a plan because I sure as hell don't. And I think that's the key to workouts: You got to find what works best for you.

[@GeoffsSousChef]

ohhhhh Jim Gaffigan oh youuuuu ☺️

[@brandonh1317]

One of the best stand ups of all time! In my top 5

[@soggyjungle6065]

I use my extra weight for balance, it keeps me centered, I heard it in a video, it's healthy!

[@theresaandrade8261]

LMAO...I love ALL his skits

[@richardingame]

He is a legend

[@NintendoNerd64]

“this birthday suit needs more suit”

[@darylm7239]

Nailed it!!!

[@DareToBeDeviant]

On my comedy binge. Thank you for your performances, Jim. Talking about the gym stereotypes is always funny because it's all true. The only one I've never heard anyone take a crack at are the slim young women in tight Spandex who come in for

[@jersonjim3605]

Oh this is just awesome and some irony of it.

[@WendyWilliamsLiving]

Excuse me while I go to let my muscles breathe a little... Haaaaa!!!

[@LadyVoldemort]

That was the funniest part for me on this bit, LOL. I can honestly relate, hahaha...

[@stephenr80]

THATS WAS HILARIOSO

[@peihsinlu6344]

Second. Jim thank you for your work!

[@creativeusername6927]

Ur my favorite comedian.❤

[@MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf]

Way too funny his delivery is good

[@timwodzynski7234]

Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌

[@sharon2USA]

I watching this while on a treadmill!!

[@jacob-cat4745]

My friends and I quote "you wanna go halfsies on a Snickers?" At least once a week

[@christianfreedom-seeker934]

Jim is good for a laugh. 😁

[@tes-uu9sf]

"...my birthday suit needs more suit".

[@eternaljoke8433]

gaffigans got some good thumbnails for his videos, right on!

[@Blalack77]

I had been trying to remember why I act the way I act and say the things I say... I think I'm imitating Jim Gaffigan.

[@LTD-7]

*I COULD SET AND LISTEN TO JIM JUST TELL HIS GREAT STORIES ALL DAY LONG WHILE I SLOWLY LAUGH MYSELF TO DEATH*

[@Itzmonday1]

Jim is so funny 😂 so true on everything

[@goofball9292]

Lol yep, they always wear tighter shirts than their actual body size to look big

[@seancurran2659]

He's the best!!! The Gold Standard!!

[@breannevenn]

My fn god this was brilliant 😂😂☠️☠️

[@samskymartirez5013]

oww man.. you're the god of comedy...

[@mick7even]

Jim is fire

[@bhushaaa4244]

Oh come on! You cut out the other part of your last joke. It's "then you realize it's a reflection of you. ". It's my favourite part gets me every time

[@kikol5180]

wow thanks for the info

[@metalstorm7506]

Ironically he is in better shape and he had lost some weight. He kinda looks younger

[@Mary_O]

This show is from 2012. He only had 4 kids at this time.

[@BSKX17]

@@Mary_O lol i had the impression having the fifth kid put him out of shape. then i remembered he's not the one who gets pregnant.

[@joedufour8188]

Look up his first tv gig and you will see where he began.

[@mariannesouza8326]

Silent Sahara 😂👍🏼

[@Mary_O]

@@BSKX17 - I think you are correct. There is a big difference in appearance between "Mr. Universe" (mentions having 4 kids) and "Obsessed" (mentions having 5 kids).

[@kathleenreardon8943]

Love you Jim.

[@yourfriendlyneighbor985]

I would love to hear Jim Read an audible book and listened to him do the different voices, I think they'd all be a ganster from either New York or Brooklyn😂

[@michellemacioszek6062]

YES! He should narrate audiobooks!!!!. I would read/listen to him whether I liked the book or not😄

[@mariamatthews1826]

Hahahaha. Thanks Jim

[@kathleenhastings4622]

Too funny!

[@T0mF0rd]

A bike that goes nowhere 🤣🤣

[@badgejohnson5596]

I had a friend from work who would go to the gym and stand in the knee-up machine and talk to people about joining his record club (he gets a discount). In the year he went he never lifted a weight.

[@graceandelizbeththornton7263]

Can’t wait till you make it back to our town

[@drykiwigroup7744]

Love it! When are you coming to New Zealand?? We love you here...& covid free.

[@thiranrupasinghe8326]

Who else remember Jim from that 70's Show? Damn Jim killed that character man ♥️

[@deservinglistener245]

me! That was the first time I watched him and I loved his character.

[@stagcoen1572]

Roy!!! Such an underrated character!

[@sherryundertheblood7577]

I love jimmy g.........

[@michaelbradley7447]

Comity has gotten funnier good job thanks ya all

[@jonesjones6108]

Haaaaaaaaaa ur the shit ! Cheers from Boston 🥃💯

[@tonydecker1263]

for a small fee😂🤣

[@njmomof1128]

Had tickets for the 4/11 show. Looking forward to the July reschedule!

[@ericbernstein7281]

Susan Chambers me too!

[@tomlorenzen4062]

@@ericbernstein7281 never happen

[@Shelleybean3315]

Sadly, it'll likely be a lot longer than July before its safe to do shows live like this.

[@jamespisano1164]

Hilarious.

[@tobaliciousholland12]

My brother had a stair master... Boy was that thing loud

[@ahmdf]

This guy is a discovery... He is a funny talk generating machine... Just give him a mic and watch him go.

[@carolyntalbot947]

The Sharon Stone machine! 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@kevinmykelz9929]

I just saved all the animals! Yay me!

[@Makado14]

I did too!

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

I joined a health club for the sauna and whirlpool. It was worth it.

[@steffendudley8214]

Always In the Jim

[@jacobfarnsworth9174]

Oh wow good thing I subscribed...

[@ginaperry2599]

my thoughts exactly Jim! Exercise is a bad word in my vocabulary!

[@mariejackson325]

I listen to Jim when I’m crabby so I can laugh my way of it.

[@truthof7382]

When I play a Jim Gaffigan video, I hit like while the dumbass commercial (or two) are playing before his video. Yup that confident.

[@gsue33]

...burn calories putting the outfit on... lololololol

[@kathykelley7273]

Den you don’t gotta walk up stairs no more........🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DeCamJ]

lol !!

[@pheonix11983]

Not once do I go to the gym and not think of this bit.