Tarkin reduced unemployment, poverty, and homelessness on Alderaan to 0.
@reesebearspaw87005 жыл бұрын
that is impressive
@ohyeahgamer37365 жыл бұрын
What about the people that are off world
@Noobmaster-we7lp5 жыл бұрын
Truly a good man
@whysocareless29265 жыл бұрын
Not just that, he was actually preparing the galaxy for the yuuzhan bing invasion, thereby reducing the collateral damage. The new republic in legends were incompetent and it resulted in the death of 365 trillion beings. Now who is the peacekeeper again?
@Optimaloptimus5 жыл бұрын
That’s, an unprecedented and most impressive record.
@brahsumatra5 жыл бұрын
"This is your fathers lightsaber. He murdered twenty children with it."
@richardj30255 жыл бұрын
Half a dozen,more or less...
@mikes29025 жыл бұрын
He killed (bad acting sobbing) ...... younglings
@jacobstarr90105 жыл бұрын
Not just the men. But the women, and the children, too.
@treyrodgers67395 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@omegangel33685 жыл бұрын
Why you gotta mention that.....
@newstrzala5 ай бұрын
People who wrote the acolyte must've watched this and thought this was serious 💀
@pablocampos61955 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@timgersh67874 ай бұрын
yea their were some flaws but did you see the acolyte or just agree with out thinking? The thing is people can suck like one day I was walking to get something to eat, this old woman had let her dog out who escaped her yard and bit out a part of my leg. I hate that breed of dog with good reason but instagram shows me a channel of this woman who raises that breed of dog which i ask wtf to it and 200 ppl want me killed by these dogs, which tells me some people suck. The point is think for your self and in the acolyte well look ok sol got a bit weird only knowing his cult and they in his mind had to be right which caused his bad choices
@Naomi-wq1bv4 ай бұрын
Was saying is this the director secret channel guy same same bullshit as her
@vxvx62402 ай бұрын
Sith are actually the good guys...
@Gamersterix.2 ай бұрын
@timgersh6787 The Acolyte was so shit I didn't even care to watch the last 2 episodes. You can't tell my I'm getting brainwashed by others because I did my own assessment of it, and my people agree that the Acolyte is shit.
@ironjide79754 жыл бұрын
I promise I won’t get political 2 deathsticks later:
@LaughingBearGames4 жыл бұрын
You want to go home and rethink your life.
@cm-nk4li4 жыл бұрын
*Kenobi has left the chat*
@DoorknobTheOgryn4 жыл бұрын
XD
@harrisonh29434 жыл бұрын
Phenomenal comment
@thecherryontop18674 жыл бұрын
Adam Shelton that’s why I love the Star Wars Community
@Pencil0fDoom5 жыл бұрын
I have never in my life heard anyone utter the phrase, “Half a dozen million.”
@TheStarStreak5 жыл бұрын
Where you not listening to the video? He clearly said it. ;)
@alexk16825 жыл бұрын
Nathan Duke that’s the joke. As in this video is a joke? Do you get it?
@nova313375 жыл бұрын
yeah, the "millions" point was some serious nitpicking...
@barthrh25 жыл бұрын
I've heard it a twelfth of dozen times.
@bigbunny65735 жыл бұрын
on youtube that is(wouldnt let me edit it in)
@hectorg13115 жыл бұрын
"The empire shoot green lasers which mean go in peace" i lost it
@reedstone26765 жыл бұрын
"I will fight you so hard it will make you feel blue"
@liamgalwey56165 жыл бұрын
And you see that Chewbacca is brown. Ropes are brown what a ropes used for hangman’s rope. The hangman’s rope is used by suicidal people. Chewbacca is telling the empire to hang themselves.
@georjaum125 жыл бұрын
@@reedstone2676 Im Blue If I Were Green I Would Die
@DannyLikesTrains5 жыл бұрын
@@georjaum12 memes!
@bikingwithian54495 жыл бұрын
And then then says the red lightsabers men stop
@psychedelicartistry5 ай бұрын
Palpy went out of his way to build two 'Love Stars' and the dirty Rebels destroyed them...
@Neimanator489 Жыл бұрын
You didn’t even mention the peace keeping stormtroopers purposely missing 90% of their blaster shots to intimidate their foes to retreat instead of continuing the meaningless bloodshed!
@tonyfournier1950 Жыл бұрын
He did though... just not in those words. Around @12:30
@s....S-y8x Жыл бұрын
Okay but i think death star didnt get 90% of their shots that shed the blood of bilions of People an entire ecossistem with tons of espécies being extinguished
@s....S-y8x Жыл бұрын
This without said that the fact of miss 90% of the shots is a suicide mission for soldiers that were influenciated and some of them dont even know that they are bad
@stratdx11 ай бұрын
Right because Obi Wan attests to their precision, so missing was intentional!!! It’s so clear!!!
@FrenchCanadianGuy11 ай бұрын
@@tonyfournier1950exactly, he did say it and that "viewer" probably didn't even watch the video
@murphine_4 жыл бұрын
When you are writing an English paper and realize you misinterpreted the argument but you're halfway through and think "the hell with it"
@joelasaucedo4 жыл бұрын
I feel this 😂😂😂😂😂
@Joe-vf7px4 жыл бұрын
@Discovering Outdoors It's satire
@plaguemaster3084 жыл бұрын
@strangefolkminingco.1167 False. That's don't believe you looked over it properly.
@plaguemaster3084 жыл бұрын
@@Joe-vf7px Ikr
@irone934 жыл бұрын
Some do the same with life
@looshnya95658 ай бұрын
My favorite part of the video is "I will continue this argument later on" and then never returning to it.
@carlensiza65257 ай бұрын
Notice that he did
@slimeball2.04 ай бұрын
@@carlensiza6525 exactly
@bubsterr7412 ай бұрын
There's a part 2.
@ehur-s8uАй бұрын
He made a part 2
@DanCohen-ov7onАй бұрын
But it’s pretty obvious what he ment. It’s very sus.
@I-Stole-Your-Toast7005 ай бұрын
"I promise I wont get political" 2: death stars later
@dannydevito5859 Жыл бұрын
This feels like watching a propaganda video made by Palpatine himself 💀
@some_shitposting_idiot3023 Жыл бұрын
The empire literally didn't do anything evil in the original trilogy A single planet was blown up by an admiral who took action on his own All the original trilogy is is "empire bad cause characters we follow say so" If the ot was in the view of the empire it'd be a story of an empire trying to stop a destructive rebellion that is tearing the galaxy in 2
@reverenddick8562 Жыл бұрын
If you think using logic is propaganda, I hate to see how much left wing nonsense you believe.
@Gongasoso Жыл бұрын
@@reverenddick8562 if you think every logical solution is justified your heart is in the same place as your brain - somewhere off your body, gone
@mschulmeister6519 Жыл бұрын
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 But thats only the surface, after it you need to ask why the rebels were doing all of that... your point is like saying "X is wrong because he threw a rock at Y!" but Y threw it first and that why X took action. And again, indeed if you stick to the thin surface thats how it looks, but when you consider all the lore, thats just not it, and one example is: how could the empire not be "evil", if all their chain of command and EMPEROR is literally a evil character driven by anger and rude power by any means, you cant say that "Oh the admiral who shot the planet was evil! Not the empire!" while the empire is a SITH empire and thats the whole point of Jedi vs Sith. Of course you can use the argument that "The republic was corrupt!" and so on... but again, who was behind all the bad stuff happening? 🤭 The emperor himself, Darth Sidious And ok if you wanna follow the original trilogy point of view go on, but insisting in the statement that the empire is all fine is very broken if you consider the whole view we have now🤔
@KarazolaX Жыл бұрын
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 I mean the empire didn't disavow or stop the action, and disbanded the senate right after it lol so every time a stormtrooper fires a blast at someone, that wasn't the empire, right? It was just an individual acting on their own
@henry61364 жыл бұрын
The Death Star? What’s that? I think you mean the Peace Moon.
@ericdigirolamo89044 жыл бұрын
Ah, a fellow man of quality
@CHURCHISAWESUM4 жыл бұрын
Moon of Peace
@TamiyaRyouko4 жыл бұрын
The small moon of peace
@ScorpV14 жыл бұрын
I think he means the Employment center
@renegadephilosopher59964 жыл бұрын
That is no moon.
@Pwn3dbyth3n00b5 жыл бұрын
You forgot to point out that in every movie the stormtroopers never shoot to kill. They only shoot precise warning shots. They always hit near the target to show that they are expert marksmen that are able to shoot extremely close to the target without hitting the target every single time.
@IAmJimHuss5 жыл бұрын
Wonderful point! And one of the few times that the did hit a target, Leia on Endor, it was just a mild surface wound.
@jacobevanina945 жыл бұрын
This is something that was discussed way after the release of the original three films. And it wasn’t even confirmed. Literally everybody knows the troopers suck with their aim. Characters have said it before. It’s a theory that they never shot to kill, which again was never brought up until recently. So implying that it’d be 100% truth would be wrong, unless officially confirmed.
@Pwn3dbyth3n00b5 жыл бұрын
@@jacobevanina94 you're missing all the satire in the comment and video
@owenguiney63675 жыл бұрын
@@jacobevanina94 Holy shit take a joke man, you need to lighten up.
@ahpinge27775 жыл бұрын
@@jacobevanina94 youre just saying brainlessly without reseaching, 1st, the helmet of the troopers make them hardly see through it (bad grammar). And the 2nd, The blaster the troopers use have a very bad accuracy...
@starborn62392 ай бұрын
2:33 wtf was that?
@StoneTall2 ай бұрын
I was like wtf?
@MKXU13002 ай бұрын
Me too was like wyd wtf
@bigjabba2 ай бұрын
I thought my phone broke
@OtakianStormАй бұрын
Probably copy right claim
@starborn6239Ай бұрын
@OtakianStorm oh XD
@lemursteaks5 жыл бұрын
“Pants are important. Pants separate us from the beasts.” Rome didn’t like that
@jayasuryangoral-maanyan39015 жыл бұрын
This deserves far more likes
@DFOwl5 жыл бұрын
Roman Empire best Empire!
@wisemankugelmemicus17015 жыл бұрын
Italians look good without pants.
@howardman39265 жыл бұрын
Germania Invicta
@tusk11425 жыл бұрын
Why did I read that as breasts
@SandHanitizerOnMyDogs4 жыл бұрын
They laughed at me when I said that I could see through the lies of the Jedi...
@Lobos2224 жыл бұрын
You also took covid seriously before it was cool. LoL, nice mask! :D
@alicyjinx89234 жыл бұрын
Take a sip, Anakin
@axelugaldeizquierdo4674 жыл бұрын
شمیزنییئ
@thesenate47434 жыл бұрын
You will become more powerful than either of us
@sethbennett41154 жыл бұрын
Still don't have the high ground
@carltonwagner2 жыл бұрын
Also, it looks like the TIE fighters are solar powered, based on those panels on the side. Very ecologically responsible compared to those gas guzzling X-wing fighters.
@stefanl51832 жыл бұрын
Yep, and I bet they (the X wings) contribute greatly to Galactic warming! As greta Thunberg would say "how dare you".
@wacky62902 жыл бұрын
Aint no wau
@kairihd35212 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@TheJaniable2 жыл бұрын
There reference to the TIEs 👔 worn by gentlemen should also be noted.
@jaybeam14662 жыл бұрын
Good thing the heroes were too stupid to hit them with a basic EMP blast.
@Jackson-cq8zb5 ай бұрын
Next vid: Rey is a skywalker
@rockking11682 ай бұрын
🤮🤮🤮
@entalon10 күн бұрын
Of course, she was adopted by Lord Vader before he was brutally murdered by his son on the Moon of Peace.
@pluhman27622 жыл бұрын
"A foolish man cries about a hole in his pocket, while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls." -Sun Tzu (art of war) (edit) HOLY SHIT ALMOST 5K LIKES!!!!
@Ricardo-cl3vs2 жыл бұрын
A wise fool scratches his balls through the fabric of his pocket. That's Bushido!
@avalanche89432 жыл бұрын
LOL
@pluhman27622 жыл бұрын
@@Ricardo-cl3vs Stay strapped or get clapped -Sun Tzu (art of war)
@Ricardo-cl3vs2 жыл бұрын
@@pluhman2762 He who falls asleep with an itchy butthole will wake up with stinky fingers. -Confucius
@pluhman27622 жыл бұрын
@@Ricardo-cl3vs "If he bangs your wife, bring a knife" Sun Tzu (art of war)
@red-gi6hx4 жыл бұрын
"Did you use the joke?" - Yes. "What did it cost?" - Half of my fanbase.
@Chillerll4 жыл бұрын
Then they are lost
@rickacton75404 жыл бұрын
the SW mythos was Vedanta vs Tantra, no more no less
@conman11113 жыл бұрын
Amogus
@onerxowns22022 жыл бұрын
Mind Trick
@aSandwich.133 жыл бұрын
The moment you called the Empire "job creators", I knew that you are a masterful satirist.
@kimberlysteller25563 жыл бұрын
But created full employment through slavery.
@jont25763 жыл бұрын
Not when he called the Jedis child molesters?
@aSandwich.133 жыл бұрын
@@jont2576 That could be taken as an outright joke, where the job creator thing is a clever subversion of an established paradigm.
@jont25763 жыл бұрын
@@aSandwich.13 an outright joke but often viewed thru the right wing lens as facts.thats when u know its a double ententre of the highest level.....a level within a level.
@aSandwich.133 жыл бұрын
@@jont2576 It's like a Burrito within a Quesadilla. A Quesarito.
@mrdrizz654 ай бұрын
Palpatine in the background: alright that’s a rap
@MrPmedic684 жыл бұрын
Video should end with... "I'm Emperor Palpatine and I approve this message."
@helsreach89544 жыл бұрын
Do you interest in our lord and savior *the god emporor of mankind*
@TeenWithACarrotIDK4 жыл бұрын
As you know, he loves to make propaganda that makes no sense but switches the perception of the good guy rebels and Jedi.
@landyn_boy46624 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@damianjblackАй бұрын
I AM THE SENATE
@crazykingofspades51015 жыл бұрын
"The Jedi were everyone's heroes." *Shows Mace Windu killing a man in front of his ten-year-old son.*
@paulschlichting9305 жыл бұрын
Oh, you just had to go there...😉
@danieldyer69165 жыл бұрын
To be fair. Windu gave him a chance to surrender.
@crazykingofspades51015 жыл бұрын
@@danieldyer6916 Where? It's been a while since I've seen the movie and I am genuinely asking.
@rigovenus6065 жыл бұрын
Ohwow
@Keebrev5 жыл бұрын
Crazy King Of Spades Mace Windu kills Jango, the guy in the jet pack, in front of his son, Boba Fett
@johnlittle89754 жыл бұрын
Ok. Storm trooper aim makes perfect sense now. They weren't actually trying to hit anyone.
@normal69694 жыл бұрын
Military precision. Obi doesn't talk about individual targeting abilities.
@ryantiller56244 жыл бұрын
That's actually correct in at least one instance. Some of the worst trooper shooting ever is during the escape from the death star, where they were allowed to escape just like Leia theorized.
@Pjonesmusic14 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t they just set the guns to stun then?
@firmuspiett_gcw56914 жыл бұрын
Pjonesmusic1 they did stun Princess Leia. Why don’t the rebels do that then.
@mistylover20824 жыл бұрын
* storm troop trying to hit you from 1 inch away but keeps missing you *
@necropollis-6 ай бұрын
Alright, you convinced me. Where do I sign up to join or something? I heard it’s pretty cool
@SolarSillySolace6 күн бұрын
It’s pretty chill as well ngl
@EdenElectorateКүн бұрын
Idk probably the Republican party if ur merican.
@Thim22Z73 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan: "Only imperial stormtroopers are this precise:" The entire audience: "I see through the lies of the jedi"
@UncSamSau2 жыл бұрын
oh no, does this mean that the reason why stormtroopers are inaccurate is by design?
@tgs97402 жыл бұрын
@@UncSamSau y3eeeeeeeeeessssss
@eisenklad2 жыл бұрын
@@UncSamSau maybe they are being accurate... firing warning shots only. do take note stormtroopers are recruited from all over the galaxy, maybe they are afraid killing someone that is from the homeworld of their fellow comrades
@tonyfendex25582 жыл бұрын
Well, they managed to destroyed all the ships attacking the death star, except for 3 or 4 ships!!! Movies don't kill their heroes in the middle of a movie or trilogy. Have you ever seen james bond movies?, his enemies always miss when shooting at him. As a story teller (aspiring) you don't kill your characters in the middle of a story: you may lose your AUDIENCE!!! I thought knew that ALREADY.
@creativeusername10132 жыл бұрын
For the last time, Storm troopers do not have bad aim, in the OT, they had orders to let Leia escape so they could find the rebel base, Disney thought it would be funny to ruin storm troopers and make their terrible aim canon
@zerg6001 Жыл бұрын
Calling Princess Leia an adulterer and the empire “job creators” is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while
@JustaNilbody Жыл бұрын
Not wrong though.
@clarajarvis2345 Жыл бұрын
this but unironically@@JustaNilbody
@treasurewuji8740 Жыл бұрын
That is just true. Clearly, I am the only one that has ever slept with prince leia.
@CallMe_Boris Жыл бұрын
its like destroying someones property and saying "im creating a job"
@mr.clymate7489 Жыл бұрын
It's like enslaving people on a prison planet to build parts for your giant space laser until they die. Only for said space laser to get blow up by a farm boy. "Job creators"@@CallMe_Boris
@gqtuesday5 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo when the empire hires a lawyer
@chimkinNuggz5 жыл бұрын
Lol thats a good one. Underrated comment
@Wm7forthewin4 жыл бұрын
This will get 10k likes someday.
@Cory_Dora4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. 👍
@UshankaMaster4 жыл бұрын
devil's advocate :D
@dallinwillets5894 жыл бұрын
No when the empire is full of libtards
@swiggityswootin35624 ай бұрын
This video shows up in my feed every so often, and I forget it's satire every time.
@MrFancy-rs3qy3 жыл бұрын
As Darth Vader once said, "Yo Dudes! the Empire's Pretty chill, You should like join it or something."
@hozic99293 жыл бұрын
Very wise
@stevenshewfelt8883 жыл бұрын
Join the galactic empire...we have cookies
@bageled_meme98673 жыл бұрын
“Yoo dudes... *ccooouuuu* The Empire is pretty *cccchhhhh* chill, uou should like join *ccoooouuuu* or something *ccchhhh* damn that hurts...Hey STEVE!” “Yes Lord Va-a-a” *Force Choke*
@crystalh4503 жыл бұрын
It does feel like that was the case. 4, 5, and 6 were good. I was so disappointed with 1, 2, and 3, that I didn't even bother watching the others.
@damianjblackАй бұрын
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
@strike_true5 жыл бұрын
But let us not forget today’s sponsor: The Galactic Empire.
@Impzhahaha5 жыл бұрын
Oliver Morlan underrated comment
@whiskeybrown2625 жыл бұрын
And "Fox news"
@blacknwhitegaming5 жыл бұрын
The galactic empire, keeping you safe from the rebel terrorists
@theshoes74885 жыл бұрын
Best comment ON VIDEO.... PLEASE HEART THIS!! ❤️
@theshoes74885 жыл бұрын
HAHA YESSSS!!! YESS JIM HUSS ENT!!! Oliver morlan cuz I spoke up we BOTH get to go to the party!!! YESSS JIM HUSS ENT I LOVE YOU!!!
@Kaotix_music5 жыл бұрын
"Watch the bloody thirsty rebels strike first." *Empire strikes first.*
@IAmJimHuss5 жыл бұрын
No, empire strikes back
@joshclifford60215 жыл бұрын
@@IAmJimHuss Which shows that the rebellion acted first. But there is more stuff in the books than the films. You should check some of them out sometimes!
@Joe8365 жыл бұрын
Jim Huss ENT also “revenge of the sith” shows that without a doubt the jedi did strike first
@rapscallionsnipe4 жыл бұрын
@@IAmJimHuss 100% fact
@LegendKingY2j4 жыл бұрын
@@Joe836 The Jedi didn't realize that the Sith couldn't be destroyed completely because the force then wouldn't be balanced, it would be one sided, this is what Anakin probably saw in Palpatine, if Mace Windu killed him then who would be the next Sith? besides isn't that against the Jedi code to kill someone who is defenseless? i really believe that Mace would become in that moment the next Sith Lord if Anakin didn't interfere.
@Athanatoi4 ай бұрын
After watching Andor. I'm no longer think that the empire was right.
@BrazilianGuy1233 күн бұрын
YOU'RE CERTAIN OF IT!!! GOOD BOY!!!
@ikuwie2 жыл бұрын
"They believe in teamwork and always work in pairs" killed me XD
@cataro2058 Жыл бұрын
I was reading the comments while watching the video and while I was reading your comment he said the line
@devilmolten Жыл бұрын
@@cataro2058 same
@starmakarma2 жыл бұрын
This feels like a conspiracy theory that you start believing sometimes, but then stop believing in the middle of the explanations.
@ClickWatchEnjoy2 жыл бұрын
For real. I can hear my buddy almost half convince me of this if we were very, very drunk.
@LordCattington2 жыл бұрын
True. When rebels shoot red lasers it means "stop and die". But when darth maul uses a red light saber it means "stop, I don't want to hurt you"??? How does that make sense?
@Fudgeyanimations15602 жыл бұрын
@@LordCattington I’m pretty sure earth maul attacked first as well as palpatine as well as Vader in revenge of the sith and the empire strikes back
@BaSsFrEaK042 жыл бұрын
Indeed the Sith hate the Jedi and Love to fight them for a good reason. Maul attacked the Jedi several times and I think in Episode 1 as well. If you take a look at the old republic, you will get to know that the Jedi are addicted to power and you‘ll understand the Sith. The Jedi started a galactic war, because planets didn’t want to be under the ruling of them by FREE choice, so the Jedi destroyed the whole Sith planet and made a genocide on them and the Dark-Jedi Order, same with the planet Mandalor and the Mandalorians, because they don’t accept another mace-user or powerful order but the anti-democratic order of the Jedi. Palpatine was elected democratiically. The Jedi had NO right to put him under arrest simply because he is a mace-user. The Jedi fear everything that might destroy their shadow-government. They are the true villains in Star Wars.
@guysumpthin29742 жыл бұрын
Its Gods children & prophets vs the devil & demons . The “force” is Gods Wisdom that “surrounds the earth before there was even a clod upon the earth “ (expand to cover a greater area) . It’s difficult to miss that , but then 6 out of 5 people have trouble with math . May the force be with you …
@SittingFox-yo2oo4 жыл бұрын
“Firs Order has no connection to the empire.” Me watching this in 2020: **Sips on coffee.** “Little did we know.”
@matthewfurey99174 жыл бұрын
Whoa watching this on the 21st
@dangerousdean51004 жыл бұрын
Ya
@nickcapella24404 жыл бұрын
Except it’s not canon. Sorry lil guy
@legoghostyoda4 жыл бұрын
Nick Capella except it is. like it or not, it is canon. if you don’t wanna watch it, don’t. i’m not the biggest fan of TROS, but it is canon, and will be.
@Doxonil4 жыл бұрын
Disney isn’t Canon. They may own it, but they can’t even respect it. You don’t respect canon, canon don’t respect you. :D
@Helfirehydratrans2 ай бұрын
0:28 what if sand people in episode one aren’t trying to kill the pod racers but they’re placing bets to see who could hit the pods
@subutaynoyan5372 Жыл бұрын
Seriously, I died at ''Alderan was the most humane target to minimise civilian casualties'' part
@halothere6995 Жыл бұрын
For the greater good.
@subutaynoyan5372 Жыл бұрын
@@halothere6995 It is for the order of the empire, those Alderaanians didn't die in vain.
@Ginny.galaxy Жыл бұрын
yeah, Tarkin was right
@lynetteburton9370 Жыл бұрын
That argument makes more sense than anything Disney spewed out..
@vavan100 Жыл бұрын
Do you actually believe Death star could hit Alderan? maybe after 20-30 misses but not on first try
@VeryUselessPerson2 жыл бұрын
I love how this started logical, well-thought and plausible, but then gradually went "Empire good, Rebels bad because reasons".
@sultanofswag89012 жыл бұрын
This video is a shitpost if you couldn't tell
@aligmal5031 Жыл бұрын
not really he gave reasons till the end he was just joking all the way
@IAmJimHuss Жыл бұрын
Trees are pedophiles
@dannyotero4608 Жыл бұрын
@@IAmJimHuss this looks interest plz make a vid lmao
@IAmJimHuss Жыл бұрын
They don't call it the Giving Tree for nothing 😂😂😂
@Supramedical685 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul: "stop, stop, I don't want to hurt you." lol
@godsdj73165 жыл бұрын
+SupraMedical68 That's not what his appearance on Tatooine indicated. O:
@tristanbrown12155 жыл бұрын
@@godsdj7316 Rebel propaganda
@Rudolfucius5 жыл бұрын
@@godsdj7316 Darth Maul tried to prevent a child abduction... So he had to strike first to try to stop it...
@azariasthelast5 жыл бұрын
So red blasters mean “stop and die” but red lightsabers mean “stop stop I don’t want to hurt you”?
@charleyhibschweiler45555 жыл бұрын
Also Maul: KEEEEEENOOOOOOBIIIIIII
@jimwalshonline93464 ай бұрын
And then you have the "precise" Stormtroopers' inability to hit the side of an intergalactic barn...
@MadChickenz424 ай бұрын
They just encourage their opponents to leave, instead of engaging in the bloodshed of the rebels and the Jedi.
@Gameingfriday433 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the most, if not THE most elaborate display of how propaganda can be used to sway opinion by completely showing out of context clips alongside broad simplifications of issues and statements
@3mKay3 жыл бұрын
something which big countries like Russia, USA, UK and China are adept at. #GalaticEmpirePropogandaConfirmed
@krivv41313 жыл бұрын
And Suriname
@udozocklein60233 жыл бұрын
Great Britain invented that shit and taught everyone else. (not litterally, just a joke :D)
@campbellburnett12593 жыл бұрын
Luke sky walker get off your burner bro
@FusionMacro3 жыл бұрын
Could not of said it better.
@glados86535 жыл бұрын
In the first point of the video I thought “Well imagine if nobody strikes first then they would just stand there awkwardly with their saber on”
@AtlasJotun5 жыл бұрын
I stand around awkwardly with my saber on from time to time, if you know what I mean... and I mean Padmé and Leia... boner. Also, Grievous ain't you dead?!
@benjaminschiel33395 жыл бұрын
Well if you replace Light saber with stratgic bombers fly neare the enemy Border. and ICBM ready to take of in minutes pointing on enemys Basy and warstructurs. You have discriped a Cold War.
@Redfoxx4eva5 жыл бұрын
thats a lovely thought... i'll add it to my collection.
@stoked-69965 жыл бұрын
"So, you come here often?"
@Danae785 жыл бұрын
Lol I'll pay money to see that. Lol 😹
@not_suspicious5 жыл бұрын
legitimately didn't realize this was a satire until green and red lasers
@Patzenviking19935 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@goober45025 жыл бұрын
It took me a lot longer lol
@quebbbin5 жыл бұрын
same took me so long
@nordoceltic72255 жыл бұрын
Did you know that green and red lasers were selected as such for the ship because the US uses material that burned red in their tracer ammo while the soviets preferred green-burning ones? Thus heavy, vehicle mounted gusn on the US would appear to fire red "streaks" at the enemy, while soviets would shoot "green."
@MrRickstopher5 жыл бұрын
Ok thank god
@wtk6069Ай бұрын
Disney must've thought Palpatine was right since they did an entire trilogy just to allow the Palpatine bloodline to win over the Skywalker bloodline in the end.
@laserutouettal4 жыл бұрын
“Before we get into today’s video let’s talk about today’s sponsor: Sheev Palpatine.”
@thomaswalker96404 жыл бұрын
Why?
@CynderPCTech4 жыл бұрын
High-Res Clone Trooper god this is a great comment
@nathanfix77564 жыл бұрын
Sith Shadow Legends
@Zack-et9wj4 жыл бұрын
*The Senate
@Yeentenology4 жыл бұрын
Windu: "...will decide your fate." Palpatine: *"I AM THE SENATE."*
@cts3md3 жыл бұрын
“The Empire fires green lasers which means, ‘Go in peace.’” LMAO, if you’re not a lawyer I think you missed your calling!
@JKapite3 жыл бұрын
And the jedi had green lightsabers, which implies "go and die"
@lordbonney97793 жыл бұрын
@@JKapite see! Proof that they’re evil!
@currentcommentor87453 жыл бұрын
The red and green lasers are a reference to the colour of the tracer rounds by the allies and axis in ww2.
@j1gly-pq5763 жыл бұрын
@@MeloonM4n seems you’re involving lore that isn’t part of the movies, remember the beginning when he said this analysis was predicated on only the movies.
@themanhimself66963 жыл бұрын
@@JKapite but dont forget the red lightsabers mean peace, and to stop but red lasers means go and die XD
@GreatUSTreasureHunt4 жыл бұрын
Jedi #1: That little slave kid is some kind of Force God. Let's rescue him and teach him to be good like us. Jedi #2: Should we rescue his mom, too? Jedi #1: Nah.
@barforlifebarforlife60194 жыл бұрын
well they didnt have a choice cause his mom had this slavery chip inside her , which would have blown her up if they took her with them
@podroznikzpustkowi48054 жыл бұрын
@@barforlifebarforlife6019 you know that you can just buy her?
@barforlifebarforlife60194 жыл бұрын
@@podroznikzpustkowi4805 yeah but they didnt have any valuable money if you remember the movie , the toydarian slave holder wouldn't accept republic credits that's why they had to bet on the race in the first place
@auberginemanproductions16084 жыл бұрын
@@podroznikzpustkowi4805 Yep, and Watto didn't want to give up Shmi as she was too valuable. The Jedi should have checked in on her, though
@mathiaschristensen83874 жыл бұрын
@@barforlifebarforlife6019 could have bought her afterwards though
@burnsy964 ай бұрын
Having to fight child soldiers trained by a violent and extremist regime would be traumatic, I feel for Anakin.
@zeldaandTwink2 жыл бұрын
This video started so strong in delivering its propaganda but just turned into an amazing bundle of jokes at the end. i appreciate both ends of it
@IAmJimHuss2 жыл бұрын
Finally, someone that gets me!
@batboythecool2 жыл бұрын
@@IAmJimHuss enjoyed the video
@Anakin_SkywaIker2 жыл бұрын
I did not appreciate the empire's dominance
@yeetnama90942 жыл бұрын
satire is dead unfortunately because 85% of people are braindead.
@splyzug2 жыл бұрын
@@Anakin_SkywaIker Hey Anakin. Nice arm! And lower torso, and respiratory organs...
@rundongyu5 жыл бұрын
*This video was funded in part or fully by the Galactic Empire*
@BoomerWarfare5 жыл бұрын
Rundong Yu “I’m Sheev Palpatine and I approve this message.”
@usernamealreadytaken93305 жыл бұрын
Yes and this is example that the Galactic Empire providing a jobs for citizens even though its a propaganda
@BoomerWarfare5 жыл бұрын
pipat srishupiam They provides “jobs” for a lot of Wookiee too, lol.
@Gowithdeath5 жыл бұрын
I am the emperor and I approve this message
@thelonious22135 жыл бұрын
The STAR WARS films were funded partially or completely by the New Republic.
@kubz34072 жыл бұрын
Let’s not forget that the emperor made a disabled veteran from the Clone Wars (Anakin Skywalker) his heir and personally funded his physical therapy, as far as I see the “noble Jedi” discouraged equality for the differently abled sending them off to be farmers for the warrior Jedi
@IAmJimHuss2 жыл бұрын
You are brilliant!
@allninelivez7631 Жыл бұрын
66 likes. Nice
@RabbyRabbithole Жыл бұрын
truth
@mariaestermattei6359 Жыл бұрын
he....literally created and groomed the same person, knowing he would suffer his entire life. let's not mention the fact that he didn't give anakin anesthetics when he was turned into a half-cyborg, so to deepen his connection to the dark side. palpatine never once cared about anakin, he only wished to make him his slave.
@KapitalElement Жыл бұрын
How does Vader eat?
@connerford59183 ай бұрын
You really forgot how Moff Tarkin legit asked her for the info she gave it and then blew the planet up anyway
@chryon3155 жыл бұрын
Hey, here’s the problem with the sequels. *WE NEVER GOT TO SEE THE NEW REPUBLIC*
@zandrmandr83005 жыл бұрын
We saw it for five seconds, as well as it getting blown up by the first order.
@tonynelligan19305 жыл бұрын
yes we did,all their planets blew up before our eyes that was enough.
@regulusforrester64295 жыл бұрын
That is because terrorist cells can never form a cohesive, legitimate government.
@regulusforrester64295 жыл бұрын
@@tonynelligan1930 All five of them.
@chryon3155 жыл бұрын
I meant by the New Republic’s military might and political powers. We at least got to witness the clones power in the prequels.
@phillayfield55865 жыл бұрын
Mauls lightsaber implying “stop stop I don’t want to hurt you” 😂😂 I lost it
@colboy1fish5 жыл бұрын
Haha same, I lolled so hard
@lordshinumbra64415 жыл бұрын
I was like wtf red blaster fire means die but red lightsaber means stop I dont want to hurt you. Hahaha
@tonypasma17075 жыл бұрын
hahahhaa
@Ignisan_665 жыл бұрын
It was Obi Wan who striked first. Maul was just defending himself. The Jedi wanted to kill him.
@harris2225 жыл бұрын
I saw that part and was like welp I think he just lost a bigger part of his argument 😂
@Crackshotsteph5 жыл бұрын
"The Empire shoots green lasers which mean, "Go in Peace." More like go in pieces.
@zachrichardson70994 жыл бұрын
@Aswad Faruki What do you meeeeen! It just means a different type of taberna gas, probably refined by a different company. They are not even lasers, they are bolts of ionised plasma.
@jackstam13284 жыл бұрын
And when he’s says red lightsabers mean stop I don’t want to hurt you, complete bs, it stands more blood and killing
@darthvader75105 ай бұрын
People ignoring the #satire in the description
@thanakaewsuwan36942 ай бұрын
I know But I agree with the Empire and I knew it along that the Galactic Empire was right Sadly they're gone
@joeyc172524 күн бұрын
He did have good points. Even if it is satire. Maybe the rebellion are deceiving the audience, maybe the Jedi are Jedi tricking the audience 😮
@BirdsAreScary2 жыл бұрын
“Jedi were everyone’s heroes” *proceeds to show a clip of a man amputating and decapitating a single father trying to make money to raise his son*
@khelldor43402 жыл бұрын
Which do incredible amount of profit for the Galaxy's prostetic companies. Maybe there was actual government program for prostetics to every victum of jedi "mercyfull" actions, causing millions and millions of credits goes to the some politition's founds and been "efficiently used" then... Of cause jedi was the heroes of Republic, they'd made stonks! 😀😀😀
@BirdsAreScary2 жыл бұрын
@@khelldor4340 Well, I guess they were prosthetic companies’ heroes
@Anakinvoorhees2 жыл бұрын
The father was trying to kill him
@BirdsAreScary2 жыл бұрын
@@Anakinvoorhees so he can raise his son and protect his co workers. The murderer was much more powerful and could have stopped the poor man before slicing his head off.
@Anakinvoorhees2 жыл бұрын
@@BirdsAreScary He’s a bounty hunter who shot at Mace so mace killed him in self defense. Also again Jango tried to murder him and illegally murder a senator
@jonathansanantonio2402 Жыл бұрын
It starts out reasonable, plausible, then morphs into absurdity.. love it 😂😂
@marlonquintana3466 Жыл бұрын
Time stamp? 🤨
@sampleoffers1978 Жыл бұрын
Yeah felt that way. It's like that Charlie Brown youtube children hate God whatever it was I forgot. Started great.
@JohnnyWednesday Жыл бұрын
Nothing absurd about it. Hail Lord Jar Jar.
@SunnyNugget Жыл бұрын
@@marlonquintana346619:07
@Fulgoneto_CT_5555 Жыл бұрын
@@JohnnyWednesday indeed, but that is off topic
@monkeydgarp9663 Жыл бұрын
It was pretty messed up that Obi Wan didn’t put Anakin out of his misery instead he cut off all his limbs and left him for dead as he burned in lava
@sunnyjohnson992 Жыл бұрын
Yea, that always bothered me since he thought of Anakin as his brother!
@mistylover7398 Жыл бұрын
Just goes to show you Dat from ma point of view da jedi are evil.
@danielkeizer4174 Жыл бұрын
He didn't want to be responsible for his death. He loved him like a brother. It broke his hart he had to fight his own pupil. That's why he left his fate up to the lava. I think he thought he would die anyway and didn't want his death on his conscience. Just let the fire take care if him.
@monkeydgarp9663 Жыл бұрын
@@danielkeizer4174 that’s pretty bad logic he left him to suffer as he burned in the lava. It would have been more compassionate to just kill him. Good thing he didn’t though
@three-moons6036 Жыл бұрын
@@monkeydgarp9663the lava was also rising so he didn’t want go down the cliff aswell as palpating is about to show up
@Mariochicken06096 ай бұрын
"Yo dudes the empire is pretty chill. Why dont you join it or something"
@intensellylit41002 жыл бұрын
I love how the meaning of green and red lasers just swap when it goes from starships to lightsabers.
@robertjethrogallano10532 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul: STOP S T O P XD
@Jamie-jo7sm2 жыл бұрын
I always thought that too
@Snavels2 жыл бұрын
Green means go in peace and go and die
@DoctorPatrola2 жыл бұрын
I thought that was the point of this whole video.
@stephen62792 жыл бұрын
Like that is so grody for real
@Sianic127 ай бұрын
"Wookiees aren't people" I spit my drink
@user-vn1di4oq4w4 ай бұрын
REEE RACISM
@mortarion98134 ай бұрын
Human Rights are Human for a reason ;)
@Billyboi764 ай бұрын
Ewoks are just tiny bears they live in trees they are nothing like humans and that is why I have a smile on my face when I exterminate them
@thejpep4 ай бұрын
“They live in trees like monkeys” 💀
@jimjohnson69442 ай бұрын
He right tho
@waxwaine2 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader and stormtroopers were very responsible in the use of masks to prevent the spread of any kind viruses, while promiscuous Leia kisses in the mouth everyone she crossed
@bikramarora1819 Жыл бұрын
@@homer6292 My brother in christ one of them was her own brother
@Diego-uo3gi Жыл бұрын
@@bikramarora1819 she has to ask him his heritage, if he didnt know, she is rich, she should to research, dyor, before kiss
@joshua1750 Жыл бұрын
@@bikramarora1819 my brother in Christ she had no clue at the time
@brandocalrissian3294 Жыл бұрын
She takes herd immunity very seriously.
@PattyOflan88 Жыл бұрын
@@joshua1750 my brother in Christ she said "... I've always known"
@devilrecordsreborn53115 ай бұрын
17:37 I’m pretty sure the star destroyer got its name because it’s literally just a destroyer class star ship lol
@stepladder32575 жыл бұрын
your like the defense attorney of the empire
@IAmJimHuss5 жыл бұрын
More or less an advocate for truth, justice, and the imperial way.
@RomanHistoryFan476AD5 жыл бұрын
@@IamaDinosaur The Roman Empire is very complex, so saying it is evil or good is very hard. as it did both good and bad.
@RomanHistoryFan476AD5 жыл бұрын
The Sequel Trilogy, all joking aside honestly does show the galaxy was better off under the Empire's rule. i mean the new republic is nearly useless and have very few planets under there governance. crime is rampant everywhere so much that Han even went back to crime. under the empire it was kept in check at least. The first order a complete radical worse version of the empire took over just by blowing up a few things.
@RomanHistoryFan476AD5 жыл бұрын
@@IamaDinosaur quite true, depends who is emperor.
@tanyakasim65215 жыл бұрын
HistoryFan476ad That's a fact. Jordan has colonnaded streets in Jerash, Petra, and Umm Qais. They brought us engineering.
@AceXINFAMY4 жыл бұрын
"green means go in peace" "green means go and die" That's pretty convenient
@joeshmoe3924 жыл бұрын
I was looking for one of these comments. “Red means die” “red means stop and go” 😂😂
@cybernit34 жыл бұрын
GREEN MEANS EQUILIBRIUM (BALANCE); THE BALANCE OF THE FORCE (THE WILL OF US AND THE UNIVERSE --- THE SYNERGY) A TIME FOR PEACE AND A TIME FOR WAR (WHEN IT IS RIGHTEOUS). KING SOLOMON SAYS THIS IN THE BOOK OF PROVERBS.
@dronaldtumpf92244 жыл бұрын
Alexander Topic ok
@alexs063474 жыл бұрын
@@cybernit3 nobody cares lol
@trafledrakel71184 жыл бұрын
Alexander Topic which chapter and versicle?
@aidan79994 жыл бұрын
"In the real world, Carrie Fisher was snorting coke off Harrison Ford's lightsaber. If you get what a mean." I died laughing
@vladsorin61443 жыл бұрын
Like Carrie fisher died as well
@jemand96623 ай бұрын
2:16 no, it’s supposed to be a resume from their last battle which anakin started 9:47 Nobody would really pay that much attention to the numbers in that kind of situation (and wiki says there were 2.8 Billion people on Alderaan)
@the_real_inquisitor11 ай бұрын
If someone ever ask me how framing and narrative shifting is great for propaganda, I'll show this video.
@anzyroadside237411 ай бұрын
But Star Wars itself is a series of propaganda materials... At least Disney set things right by having Rey Palpatine steal the credits and the family name of the rebellious Skywalkers.
@midnighttoker13311 ай бұрын
It really wasn't that great
@Copemaxer11 ай бұрын
This is all true though except some few things.
@mason688311 ай бұрын
These are all the same kinds of things I hear from the "America is the real bad guy" crowd
@UnKoolKevClay11 ай бұрын
did you ever see or read Wicked? but it has to be said. ethics and empathy is not a defense against Tyranny any more. as it was in the days of Noah. just saying.
@shadrackman12343 жыл бұрын
"Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half"
@NB-ir1me2 жыл бұрын
"The dark side doesn't mean bad" "the rebels red lasers mean stop and die" This was amazing satire
@shahaffiq58602 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize until I saw the comments section.
@veganssuck21552 жыл бұрын
@@shahaffiq5860 its the best kind of satire because its half serious
@fidelramirez51732 жыл бұрын
@@veganssuck2155 fr lmao can’t believe i was falling for it 😂
@veslets2 жыл бұрын
Red means “Stop, Stop” Blue means “I will beat you so bad you will feel blue, and go and die”
@seanbardon55972 жыл бұрын
Red lazers mean die and green lazers mean peace But red light sabers mean stop I don't want to fight and green light sabers mean die
@DalexSparrowhawk6 ай бұрын
9:25 i love that the old lightsabers just blacked out and didnt slide in also, who was created first? THE EMPIRE *it takes two to fight*
@deadmilkman1215 жыл бұрын
Any president would be happy to hire you as press secretary.
@ParkerBG5 жыл бұрын
Best god damned comment
@CanisLupus_6665 жыл бұрын
Thats what i wanted to write 😂
@Holistic.Misfit5 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥
@Catten_whisperer5 жыл бұрын
You should apply for the shitler administration
@martyrzade5 жыл бұрын
If Sanders could do this she wouldn't have her picture in the dictionary next to the word 'liar'.
@ortizromester4 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a political campaign commercial. "I'm Sheev Palpatine and I approve this message." 😂😂
@batmitesolos70974 жыл бұрын
Im creamy sheev and I approve this message
@kilanjanmoro74374 жыл бұрын
Creamy Memey Sheev What’s the creme to meme to Sheev ratio?
@batmitesolos70974 жыл бұрын
@@kilanjanmoro7437 5:10:66
@gibbydoesstuff6815 жыл бұрын
I lossed it at the lightsabers. “I’ll fight you so hard that you’ll feel blue”
@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss5 жыл бұрын
Gibby Does Stuff lost
@freakadelic7495Ай бұрын
14:25 "I see a govt that believes in small govt." (paraphrase) Small govt is not inherently virtuous. In this case, a govt with supreme power centralized in the dictator (with any remaining supplemental governing folk doing everything at the behest of said dictator). Contrast that all with a "bigger govt" where you still have a congress/senate so as to not concentrate power into one person. So, govt's can be "small" for authoritarian purposes only and not much else. And the following bit about "the people democratically electing a dictator" doesn't make it democratic all-around. Democracies are inherently vulnerable to democratically electing dictators out of a temptation to allow one person to "make getting things done easier", only for said dictators to then "pull up the ladder", as it were, and then you no longer have said democracies. That was the whole point of the prequels, as badly executed as they were
@Robertbegalka5 жыл бұрын
They had us in the first half I’m not gonna lie
@cathysmith12595 жыл бұрын
🤣
@georgegoulopoulos72555 жыл бұрын
Completely
@kaiden20195 жыл бұрын
Lol
@votivespark3 жыл бұрын
You know Obi-Wan is lying when he says "stormtroopers are precise".
@helicocktor3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the clone era stormtroopers were precise but then they started recruiting normal people and everything went to shit
@theillegalseagull68383 жыл бұрын
@Lord Revan yeah just not when shooting at the main characters
@theillegalseagull68383 жыл бұрын
@Lord Revan yeah true, I just thought it was funny how much plot armor the main characters have lol
@mlawren73 жыл бұрын
He meant that they make the shuttles runs on time.
@michaelhiltz78463 жыл бұрын
Yeah I always love that line, they start off the movie as "precise". Then he says that sentence and then they never hit anything again
@Zachattack6405 жыл бұрын
Green lasers mean “go in peace” Green lightsaber means “go and die” Okay now I see you’re joking
@kyleasano76305 жыл бұрын
That's when I fell off as well. I feel like he really started ramping it up in the second half
@shivb52795 жыл бұрын
I read this comment at the same time he started saying this and I actually died, I was about to stop watching too 😂😂😂😂😂
@pelibin83225 жыл бұрын
Meteor Smash well I think it was confusing but I feel he was probably referring to how Maul’s lightsaber slowly extends which seems like an intimidation tactic
@Zachattack6405 жыл бұрын
Walking Talking Weeb dude, this entire video is a joke 😂 look in his description
@FonsoDalchemist5 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO I WENT TO THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF SOMEBODY ELSE NOTICED THAT
@sleepyjoe19424 ай бұрын
The unemployment rate on Jedha and Skariff have lowered by over 40%
@seashellguy94169 ай бұрын
"yo dudes the empire is pretty chill maybe you could like, join it or something"
@Dumfuk3436 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the g1 transformers episode where the aiel bots ran off with megatron
@LouisChickenLazagna5 ай бұрын
U saw that too…
@PleidianGeorge4 ай бұрын
It’s dao dark and light?
@Wildgamer22054 ай бұрын
didn't they kill almost all of the Lasat (Zebs species) and go full Xenophopic on all non-humans
@seashellguy94164 ай бұрын
@@Wildgamer2205 its not full xenophobic, more like america-after-the-civil-war xenophobic
@IczelGaming4 жыл бұрын
"The empire shoots green lasers with means go in peace, while the rebels shoot red lasers which means stop and die." "Even looking at the lightsabers is further proof of this... with Maul's saber coloring red, implying stop, stop, I do not want to hurt you, with the Jedi lightsaber saying I will fight you so hard that you will feel blue, and go and die"
@merisking21864 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest part. Just completely bending the rules to his theory. If rebels red bad. If sith red good. Fing hilarious
@famcolling47764 жыл бұрын
When my friends tried to convince me of this the Said both of those things
@hewhoderps43624 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that’s part of the reason this video didn’t convince me. It’s clearly *very* biased.
@Chujoi04 жыл бұрын
@@hewhoderps4362 It was meant as a joke.
@ygotsvlog37624 жыл бұрын
Bruh you guys are madlads
@French_Bread-k2f Жыл бұрын
“Pants are what separates us from the beasts” 💀 got me good
@Kevin-jb2pv Жыл бұрын
If pants are what makes one civilized, then I want to be a _savage._
@sifridbassoon Жыл бұрын
no. it's our ability to accessorize that separates us from the beasts
@alexthedemon220311 ай бұрын
@@Kevin-jb2pv Monkey
@lijahrock18014 ай бұрын
He had me until 8:15 Sherman gave residents warnings, and people knew ahead of time that an attack was coming, so the people who could leave did. Palpetine nuked an entire planet with people without warning to make a point. That would be like saying Sherman nuked Mexico to pressure the south into surrendering.
@elessartelcontar65782 ай бұрын
Narrator also said that the march to the sea was 30 miles. Writer of this video doesn’t have a clue.
@justsomeguywithasandwich59062 жыл бұрын
As a wise man once said “The dark side always triumph, because the light side is dumb.”
@drutimusprime Жыл бұрын
Stupid is the the heart, but Truth and hope can answer
@yankees29 Жыл бұрын
“Because good is dumb!”
@stefanl5183 Жыл бұрын
For those who might not get it this is a quote from Lord Dark Helment from Spaceballs.
@anubusx Жыл бұрын
I agree with the Wookies. Wearing pants is horrible.
@jout738 Жыл бұрын
I think the common man in Star Wars universium cant distinguish which side is actually the bad side, when sith empire rules with power and is ready to destroy anybody who oppose their strong goverment, while jedi order leaves society to anarchy and only intervene with strong force, when the sith appear. Meaningful war in the thousand years of peace jedi could have fought against the slave owners, when slavery in itself is evil, but it seems the jedis only care what happens in the core worlds and so the jedis let the evil slavery countinue in the outer worlds. The common man in Star Wars universium does not want to fight against sith or jedi, because non force user would get compleately crushed by force user, so they dont stand chance against jedi or sith, but they see that jedi serve their own intrests and sith serve their own intrests, so they cannot distinguish which one is the evil one, when sith do not seem that evil after all, while their countinuously said their super evil. Sith do just belive in strong goverment to make people lives great just like Palpatine himself put on use, while it seems jedis belive in anarchy with no goverment whatsover, when you should let the force flow, so its people personal preference, when some like sith, because they like strong goverment and some like jedis, because they like anarchy. Alexander the Great is spoke good things about in west, but he was more like sith lord putting strong rule over in the region he controlled, just like Palpatine did and so after Alexander the Great death his empire crumbled under many generals who could not decide who rules the empire now just like how after Palpatine death his diffrent generals who controlled diffrent star systems could not decide who comes in power next, so there is flaws in strong goverment also, that if the people in the top die. They cannot decide then well next leader, if there are many generals just.
@clashmustache2 жыл бұрын
Ending of Rogue One summary: "Disabled war veteran single handedly fights a band of armed rebel terrorists"
@IAmJimHuss2 жыл бұрын
❄️That description gave me chills❄️
@cronykil742 жыл бұрын
Don't forget genocidal child killer
@nickhill2572 жыл бұрын
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@zacharywilson95844 жыл бұрын
“Oh no, I heard exactly half of a dozen million individual voices on alderan get destroyed, because you can only use millions for 1-2 million, and nobody has ever said millions for anything over 2 million” -obi wan kenobi
@Lukas-tq5uq4 жыл бұрын
If you actually google it alderaans population was 2 billion
@killiozz4 жыл бұрын
Lukas He said all he was using was the movies, so anything you heard from a youtube video or comic book is irrelevant.
@davidfranco89194 жыл бұрын
It could have been night time and people were asleep.
@SatoreyGojo4 жыл бұрын
@@davidfranco8919 some planets don't have suns so no night time
@jessedunn2544 жыл бұрын
Still far less than when the jedi decided to end all who occupied what the concidered in sith space (far more than what it really was) when they decided to end that species becouse jedi had trained some.
@rudyh7213 ай бұрын
“Only the stormtroopers could be this precise.” WHAT?! They are famous for missing
@genesismultiverse48962 ай бұрын
Until the sequels man they really got good training than the empire
@tonka3439 Жыл бұрын
Leia was "momentarily" sad at the destruction of her home planet because of her "possessions"😂😂😂
@huntmatthewd Жыл бұрын
So the movie WAS accurate.
@tobene Жыл бұрын
@@xilef_ow🤨
@chrismorikawa36595 жыл бұрын
Jim Hus: “the green means go in peace.” Also Jim Hus: “green means go in die”
@IAmJimHuss5 жыл бұрын
Different tech. Different rules!
@aidencage98115 жыл бұрын
Same colors same meaning. You can't change the rules
@IAmJimHuss5 жыл бұрын
@@aidencage9811 yeah I can. I made the rules🤘🤘🤘
@gekku15785 жыл бұрын
Jim Huss ENT if you made the rules that doesn’t mean you can’t change them, also that just means you’re pulling shit out of your ass to make points lol.
@hype_beast12655 жыл бұрын
Jim Huss ENT go back to ur brainwashing that has u thinking that the duty and empire are good even tho they killed innocent people. Who taught u this? was it hitler or north korea. I am confused
@bd61054 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they really let Leia fly through space using the force lmao
@neonlove54564 жыл бұрын
At least give us a scene of her training, right?
@SI0AX4 жыл бұрын
@@neonlove5456 It's pretty much the main reason I don't see the 7th and 8th movies as official. The main character gets no training and kicks everyone ass. The force powers are way too exaggerated. And you can use warp-speed as a weapon.
@lunabell47384 жыл бұрын
Batradz Djikkaity and yeah she just opens the door and no one gets sucked out of the vacuum of space
@mikepaulus47664 жыл бұрын
Yes, but that's the finest low speed chase ever filmed.
@shuliu48044 жыл бұрын
Hehe you’re FUUNY
@MathisOneBlaze2 ай бұрын
What movie is the « solo » Han Solo part from
@IAmJimHuss2 ай бұрын
It's from Solo when he joins the Imperial Navy
@AltoonaYourPiano2 жыл бұрын
Even though this was satirical, you actually did make some good points. The moral of the story is that the best propaganda works by occasionally making legitimately valid points at times.
2 жыл бұрын
Like the Rebel scum's propaganda? See also 'The Last Ringbearer' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer about the other side of the Lord of the Rings.
@Bardomp2 жыл бұрын
Stop spamming this in every video
@JoseRRodriguez2 жыл бұрын
The Force is the balance between Light and Dark sides
@MK-il5vc2 жыл бұрын
@@JoseRRodriguez no it's not. The dark side uses the force as an instrument of their will. Anakin fullfills the prophecy of balance by dying and killing the emperor. The sith are destroyed and balance of the FORCE is restored. Source: george lucas
@alessandropereira4976 Жыл бұрын
@@JoseRRodriguez there’s no “light side”. There’s the dark side and the force, the force is just like a force of nature, a river and the Jedi are the ones supposed to keep that river flowing. Meanwhile the sith are the ones disturbing the waters and blocking it in order to obtain unnatural abilities
@sifatshams11134 жыл бұрын
Also: Emperor PALpatine. Need I say more?
@englandtehbest19224 жыл бұрын
I love this and I laughed like doneky.
@ayden25453 жыл бұрын
@@englandtehbest1922 el burro jajajajaja
@jomno243 жыл бұрын
I'm sold!
@westernstealth8733 жыл бұрын
Vader means father in Dutch, so Darth Vader is Darth Dad to dutch speakers lol
@muhammadpieter97673 жыл бұрын
yes master yoda
@will2003michael20033 жыл бұрын
This was believable up to the point where the red light saber means… stop… don’t fight me… stop. Lol
@that1guy3243 жыл бұрын
Fax 💀! I was actually believing him up until that point.
@sonoradrift3 жыл бұрын
And right before that, the red lasers on the rebel ships meant prepare to die lol. He did a 180° on the colors.
@eskerr33833 жыл бұрын
Well it really does depend on the context behind the colors. Red doesn't mean thr same thing in different countries and surely not different empires
@tchao19953 жыл бұрын
Same
@dariusalexandru95363 жыл бұрын
that was the moment I press dislike
@ifIOnlyHadABrian2 ай бұрын
The satire is not of Star Wars, but of humanity. The sad part is no one seems to get it...