And rip the stormtrooper that said ”set to stun!” but got shot and killed by Leia anyways.
@lytobtw87654 жыл бұрын
Rip
@MrRooibos1234 жыл бұрын
Terrorists
@pickelsvx4 жыл бұрын
@Imperial Death Trooper DT-725 Speaking of things that don't make sense... Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
@allisonpriddy17874 жыл бұрын
He did not die he only went unconscious !!!
@TeenWithACarrotIDK4 жыл бұрын
Allison Priddy tell that to yourself, but it’s canon, he died.
@kossend14 жыл бұрын
So what you're basically saying is that Vader brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to his Empire
@autobotproductions12442 жыл бұрын
His new empire?
@The_real_fbi2 жыл бұрын
@@autobotproductions1244 dont make him kill you
@mattgassenheimer2 жыл бұрын
@@autobotproductions1244 don’t make him kill you
@jeremykeitt7842 жыл бұрын
Honored to be your 66th like
@autobotproductions12442 жыл бұрын
@Die in the face my allegiance is to the republic. To democracy!
@Philipio1192 жыл бұрын
There actually is a reason for vader being on the dark side. The Jedi left his mother in slavery and the first time he sees his mother in ten years is the last.
@MasquedMocha2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention, it was the Jedi who chose to leave her on Tatooine when they easily could've freed her, and several others if they really wanted to. The Jedi claim to be morally good. They claim to be loyal to The Republic as well. The Republic allegedly outlawed slavery. And yet, they constantly turn a blind eye to it. The only time the empire appears to use slave labor, however, is with the Wookies. The Wookies who can't speak and don't wear pants. Clearly, they aren't people, they're animals. The empire are the good guys, and the Jedi are not.
@enderdrane2 жыл бұрын
@@MasquedMocha i heard from another comment that the wookies were actually paid lol Idk tho, havent watched it yet. (Dont ask why, i never get the time)
@Bepisipeb2 жыл бұрын
According to the novelization, Shmi Skywalker did not want to leave Tatooine as she fell in love with Cliegg Lars, got her freedom and wanted Anakin to be away from her so that he can fulfill the destiny that the Jedi told her about. Padme tried to look for her at some point but couldn’t find her as Watto’s shop moved elsewhere and Shmi was living in the middle of nowhere. If she came to Coruscant, Palpatine would probably kill her to try and get Anakin to fall to the dark side.
@MingusDynastyy2 жыл бұрын
@@MasquedMocha The Jedi follow the ways of the force. If the force wanted his Mom alive and off Tatooine, it would allow it
@Ned-kq8pj2 жыл бұрын
@@MingusDynastyy So what your saying the force is: Yo Homie Qui Gon lets free this child of slavery because Im sure he would make a good Jedi but leave his mother and several thousand other slaves to rot and be sold and eventually die
@flamingphoenix14252 жыл бұрын
I love how he summarized bounty hunters as private contractors
@jout738 Жыл бұрын
Thats what bounty hunters indeed are. Darth Vader is just giving job for these bounty hunters and Darth Vader said he will pay a lot for the bounty hunter who catches Millenium Falcon and brings them alive. So of course the bounty hunters listen then, when the empire itself has the most money in the entire galaxy, so they can pay you a lot, if you do what they want you to do. Empire can pay much more, than Jabba the Hutt could ever pay for these bounty hunters.
@jager-hill Жыл бұрын
@@jout738 that don’t make it morally alright bro😂
@Helperbot-2000 Жыл бұрын
@@jager-hill well what makes it morally wrong?
@exception05 Жыл бұрын
So it was morally okay that there was a slavery on Tatooine during Republic and they were just closing the eyes on it? Jabba didn't pay taxes, and everything about Jedi's is to serve for those corrupted monarchy retards, not noticing inconvenient stuff for politicians?
@Trump2024asw Жыл бұрын
@@jager-hillor wrong.
@guardiansparky17665 жыл бұрын
Let's face it the Empire gave jobs to millions of Wookies, reduced the unemployment level on Alderann to zero,defeated a cult of Zealots and Helped a disable war veteran find a new lease on life
@AdultThirdCultureKid19715 жыл бұрын
That disabled war veteran was Darth Vader.
@Nicole7073.5 жыл бұрын
Kaze Kaizaki that is rebel propaganda the Wookiee’s that are peaceful get to live in homes with their families only the rabid ones had to be controlled
@jeffersonian0005 жыл бұрын
Kaze Kaizaki, we’ve never seen an enslaved Wookie in any of the movies. The entire concept of Wookie enslavement is an expanded universe thing, not canon. In point of fact, the only slavery seen through the entire saga were droids and the on non-aligned world’s such as Tatooine and Jakku.
@Nicole7073.5 жыл бұрын
Scott Jefferson in Star Wars Rebels like one of the first episodes we saw Wookiee slaves
@apotato34835 жыл бұрын
Nicole7073 that’s an expansion.
@petercnossen40096 жыл бұрын
The death star is flat.
@BoWeava6 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@bradleydelay6 жыл бұрын
If the death star is round then why are stormtroopers like this (shows stormtrooper) and not like this (shows curved stormtrooper)? Take that round death star-ers!
@adogsupreme17396 жыл бұрын
Best comment on this video lol
@bibigamer5026 жыл бұрын
The why is it seen as round in the movies which are cannon
@youcansave15ormoreoncarins756 жыл бұрын
@@bibigamer502 cause they are lying
@cancerconnoisseur4 жыл бұрын
I just realized something. If the rebels had never stolen the Death Star plans, The Empire may not have destroyed Alderaan.
@Cyberclone074 жыл бұрын
True They would've picked another planet with almost the same amount of innocents.
@cancerconnoisseur4 жыл бұрын
@@Cyberclone07 nah nah, nuclear deterrent. Nobody wants to glass an entire planet, it's an intimidation move, which they only felt the need to pursue the creation of because of the rebellion
@Cyberclone074 жыл бұрын
@@cancerconnoisseur Sure, an intimidación move, killing thousands of innocents AND esentially making a massive genocide and a war crime. Surely that's an intimidation move.
@cancerconnoisseur4 жыл бұрын
@@Cyberclone07 Building the Death Star was an intimidation move. Destroying the Death Star caused more damage than destroying Alderaan in the grand scheme. Destroying alderaan, a planet full of terrorist sympathizers impacted only the lives of those from Alderaan. Destroying the Death Star plunged the galaxy into an economic depression that likely led to far more deaths than one meager planet.
@godzillakaijuboy3 жыл бұрын
@@cancerconnoisseur er, I can't tell if your joking or not, but if you aren't, well, the empire didn't have to destroy alderon. While yes, they did sympithise with the rebellion, it's not like the entire planet decided to declare war on the empire.
@lordofpain34762 жыл бұрын
The destruction of Aldaraan was absolutely no big deal , even their own princess didn't seem to care . She pretty much just shrugged it off and flirted with her brother .
@SchwabGames2014 Жыл бұрын
@Homer He's not. That's literally how it is.
@Lvl1.Sentry Жыл бұрын
And let's not forget the slaughter on Corucant. Trillions of men and women of the Empire slaughtered.
@Man_Aslume Жыл бұрын
Surprisingly in the expanded universe with the Republic history (it could be canon idk) Aldaraan was one of the old civilizations back of sleeper ships
@0Akeldama0 Жыл бұрын
she just remembered her stash, thats all.
@DBug1711 ай бұрын
Heard someone say the death star reduced Aldaraans crime rate to zero
@facetiousmonkey53223 жыл бұрын
"Stormtroopers fired warning shots" This helps canon immensely!
@vrykyl64642 жыл бұрын
86 warning shots later: "I don't think they take the hint lord Vader".
@facetiousmonkey53222 жыл бұрын
@@vrykyl6464 LOL!
@avaregehidenorifan76302 жыл бұрын
@@vrykyl6464 just fire more maybe theyre not looking
@Da-Official-BenBoi69212 жыл бұрын
Vader ordered them to miss just so they could find the rebel base
@blazethefireboss2 жыл бұрын
@@Da-Official-BenBoi6921 was about to say this but saw your reply
@carlobayani5 жыл бұрын
good: green evil: red tie fighters: shoot green x wings: shoot red
@balls38585 жыл бұрын
Yea but what about the mix which is black
@joewatson33864 жыл бұрын
BRUHHHHHHHHHHH
@squidyrious91584 жыл бұрын
I agree but what about Harry Potter hm?
@hyyakki94204 жыл бұрын
more of blue good and red bad
@rockett65784 жыл бұрын
Carlo Bayani that is a thing I’ve bean wandering about for so long
@Jaime_Protein_Cannister2 жыл бұрын
Despite being satirical in nature ,you have to realize that Some of the workers on the star were probably just normal people hired for the purpose of sanitation/cleaning/cooking/construction etc Never hurt a soul in their lives and when Luke demolished it... I believe they used a lot of wookies...
@HGShurtugal2 жыл бұрын
They also had slaves on the death star
@Oofmonster2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the empire used a lot of slavery and genocide just for the reason of showing power
@mikeoxlong5672 жыл бұрын
Clerks is a good movie
@samrichards5892 жыл бұрын
They are also keeping a star killing machine alive. So it’s a lose lose
@on-jo77162 жыл бұрын
@Quack I am a DUCK 336th StormCleaner regiment of the 2nd army corps.
@andrenunez3712 жыл бұрын
Let’s be real here, the Jedi actually are the villains. Instead of helping anakin overcome his fears, they tell him to “let go”. The big bad Palpatine actually gave him a solution and his family only died cuz Anakin wanted power over anything else.
@chriswood1210 Жыл бұрын
Ok let's be real. Anakin was a weak willed person, who let his attachments get the best of him. His mother. He killed all the sandpeople. And he probably liked that too. Then he fell in love and married, something Palpatine used to his advantage. "Only I can save the ones you love" and Anakin fell for it hook line and sinker. Now I won't deny the fear and anger. But with proper training, he would have been passed all that. But Anakin was weak willed and did what he wanted. Yoda lasted 900 years without attachments like wives, children or some other mortal trivial thing to interfere with his training.
@risk4721 Жыл бұрын
@@chriswood1210yes and The empire f**king destroyed alderaan
@emmawatzon Жыл бұрын
@@chriswood1210but yoda didnt fully master the force. You must be able to balance to dark and the light. Thats what luke showed, you can have attachments and still be a Jedi. Having something to fight for makes you a better warrior
@thebrushman412310 ай бұрын
@@emmawatzon ok and? That doesn't contribute anything. Jedi could've avoided lots of deaths and suffering when the Sith only lead to more
@sirvantanite13079 ай бұрын
@emmanuelwiller8256 Nobody masters the force. Not even luke mastered the force. At best, you can only ever become more masterful then those around you. Luke showed you can be a jedi with attachments, but yoda already knew that it was possible. He had an entire archive of past jedi that had attachments. But most of the time he saw they fell to the dark side so yoda tried to create an order that focused only on the light side of the force itself. The only real corruption of the jedi was that they were just as flawed as any other person. But unlike most other groups of people, when the jedi faced annihilation, most of the survivors were younglings and padawns. Most masters fought and died to keep their order and younger generation safe. They failed because they were naive and massively underestimated the sith, not because they were malicious corrupted villans. Overall Yoda raised an incredible generation of people that wanted nothing but the best for people. Its truly a shame, they were neither ready or prepared for the disaster called Sidious. Had they been even slightly more careful, it would have been sidious to meet his end. Overall though, im not agreeing with yoda's order, but Im more so concluding it under innocent naiveity. Yoda truly meant well and raised people that meant well. He just didnt properly prepare his students for the coming darkness and his order wasnt robust enough to wistand it.
@jonnyitguy6 жыл бұрын
Can you be my lawyer?
@pyro3975 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@ImBluecams5 жыл бұрын
SADsoul FACTS 🤣🤣🤣
@soup33395 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he'll find 34 ways to make you rot in a prison.
@YokaiX5 жыл бұрын
He’s the Empire’s best lawyer, sir
@gojira20555 жыл бұрын
The Stormtroopers bad aim was plot armor for the characters in every other instance the Stormtroopers wiped the floor with every rebel force. Fighting accurately, swiftly and precise.
@danzigvssartre6 жыл бұрын
For many people, the Death Star tragedy is the Empire’s version of 9/11.
@panic53065 жыл бұрын
Especially on empirial coroscant
@ocularzombie66795 жыл бұрын
The rebels ARE terrorists.
@ocularzombie66795 жыл бұрын
@Jack the Gestapo do you seriously believe that?
@azfanatic445 жыл бұрын
id say more like pearl harbor
@gloriouscontent35385 жыл бұрын
#AlderanLivesMatter
@flare97575 жыл бұрын
Thank you for spreading the word of our peaceful ways, Citizen.
@theman46285 жыл бұрын
*Waves hand over face* He is not the peaceful citizen you thought he was.
@Entwoam5 жыл бұрын
Yeet Police 1:29
@drewjuliano86645 жыл бұрын
Do people create throwaway accounts just to do stuff like this?
@therstycult24965 жыл бұрын
@@drewjuliano8664 yes
@theman46285 жыл бұрын
@@Entwoam I didn't know I did that, thanks for correcting me. :P
@billmerryman52702 жыл бұрын
Dude, that Lando Calrissian thing drove me crazy! When they made the decision to make Lando a General and put him in charge of the entire fleet, did no one stand up and say, "Wait, isn't he the guy that betrayed his friend and almost got us killed by making a deal with Darth Vader, just to save his own skin?"
@charles22412 жыл бұрын
You get enough evil sheepherders in your force, they do rather tend to take over. You've seen through the Alliance disguise, which even Lucas didn't "foresee". Rey for new emperor (which is actually the old emperor possessing her)! Hail Rey! Even bad girls can turn good, thanks to our original emperor!
@Nerthos2 жыл бұрын
Considering what some rebel cells did, Lando is actually one of the most ethical guys in their roster
@jout738 Жыл бұрын
When I watched the movie. I didnt even much pay attention, when Han and Lando were made generals, but it seems the rebel alliance does not have bigger charchters for generals, so thats why they make Han and Lando generals, when their one of the biggest charchters in the rebel alliance. Han and Lando general role still didnt have much in it, than to be complete maniac with their millenium falcon.
@officialmonarchmusic Жыл бұрын
Who did some things off screen in between, keep that in mind. He's clearly done a lot for the Rebellion and he had a whole city to worry about
@loonytunescrazy Жыл бұрын
He also saved Han from Jabba so he redeemed himself
@LandofMert766 жыл бұрын
"clearly firing warning shots" hahahahahahaha
@LandofMert766 жыл бұрын
"clearly"
@joshg15555 жыл бұрын
I mean they were technically they wanted as many soldiers left to interrogate
@Falney6 жыл бұрын
On a serious note. In the extended lore it is explained that the sith were originally an off shoot of the Jedi who called them selves the Dark Jedi. They did not wish to sacrifice their emotions and chose to leave the jedi. The Jedi order then tracked them down and systematically executed them. The Republic was backed by the Jedi while the Empire the Sith. So by extension you could actually say that the rebels, whom are the remnants of the Rebpublic, actually are the evil ones. Well. That is if you accept the extended lore as lore.
@definitelyarussianpaidtrol14066 жыл бұрын
Falney Also the Republic then started complete utter genocide of the Sith species after
@arnolfo27416 жыл бұрын
But with are inherently evil beings, who murder and destroy at will. And they are clearly aware of that.
@Falney6 жыл бұрын
@@arnolfo2741 technicalities
@Browny1506 жыл бұрын
@@definitelyarussianpaidtrol1406 Its not fair to say the Republic. It was more the Jedi who at the time were in control of Republic troops. And its because of events such as the Great Sith Purge, that the Jedi were turned away from military action for thousands of years by the Ruusan Reformation. The Republic didnt agree with the Jedi in having to murder off a species and causing war over what was seen as a religious dispute. In fact, the only reason it changed was because Palpatine manipulated people to start a war. But thats all old news. Point is, the Republic and the Jedi are separate entities that dont generally answer to each other unless in times of galactic war.
@blaqshiep49206 жыл бұрын
There were so many really cool interesting things to do with the new trilogy... What were they thinking with the mess they put out? A movie about this lore would be awesome with tons of room to shoot off, tons and tons of philosophical questions to explore. They could make 12 movies just setting this up, then another million exploring their battles and characters and back stories... What happened to real art?
@JackCeck6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that Obi-Wan manipulated Luke into thinking that Vader killed his father when really it was really Obi-Wan who had tried to kill him.
@cementbox44306 жыл бұрын
Jack TheHacka 🤯
@Halinspark6 жыл бұрын
Doesn't Obi Wan flat out tell Luke at some point that "from a certain point of view, what I said was true"? That's awfully close to how good propaganda works for somebody on the "good" team.
@thewanderingeuropean35226 жыл бұрын
wrong Obi-Wan said to Anakin "I don't want to fight you Anakin" but was forced to HMM
@hectorandem29446 жыл бұрын
@@thewanderingeuropean3522 Anakin only ended up in lava because of Obi-wan. *You have refuted nothing.*
@thewanderingeuropean35226 жыл бұрын
@@hectorandem2944 umm that's called self-defence what would Obi-Wan do just let him kill him because that makes sense are you dumb or what Anakin turned to the dark side so what was the point of saving him Anakin would have killed Obi-wan so really *YOU HAVE REFUTED NOTHING*
@fizzyfilms7411 Жыл бұрын
Darth Vader’s first words after he got the suit on was “Is Padme ok?”
@Rajesh-tq6xq8 ай бұрын
Actually it was "yes, my master."
@chrissavv49896 ай бұрын
yeah but he killed her himself
@Qvinner5 жыл бұрын
0:28 - “was the good guys” 1:33 - “there is never a bad time to use good grammar” Nice.
@Helpingbos4 жыл бұрын
😜
@bannanasteel72314 жыл бұрын
He also called the opening credits “childish jibberish”
@shazlota4 жыл бұрын
Ironic...
@timspaceman4 жыл бұрын
"was" the good guys is correct, "The Empire" is singular, therefore it's "was" rather than "were". The weird bit is the use of "guys". It should be "The Empire was the good guy".
@Qvinner4 жыл бұрын
@@timspaceman yeah it was the plural guys for me haha
@johnnyboy64295 жыл бұрын
"The empire were the good guys" Only a sith deals in absolutes
@viper_vfr5 жыл бұрын
Johnny Boy You’re a genius
@Gnidel5 жыл бұрын
So... Only good guys deal in absolutes?
@IonIsFalling72175 жыл бұрын
Ironic considering that very statement is an absolute.
@VacantIsland5 жыл бұрын
Do or do not, there is no try - yoda. That is an absolute, so yoda is a sith
@johnnyboy64295 жыл бұрын
@@VacantIsland we are making progress here
@godsdonttalk5976 жыл бұрын
"Sire, they're still coming at us!" "Keep doing the warning shots, they'll surely surrender...anytime soon!"
@azizyahaya2174 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention that the Death Star was built with the purpose of countering the threat of the Yuzhan Vong right from the get go but this was never elaborated on in the original Canon.
@CrimsonTango6 жыл бұрын
Dont forget how vader is a peacekeeper hunting down terrorists that hide in cities and used a religious temple as a military base.
@Phoenix-X9Studios6 жыл бұрын
Din't vader also kill a bunch of young children in one to the movies?
@CrimsonTango6 жыл бұрын
@@Phoenix-X9Studios you mean indoctrinated initiates of a violent religious cult? He didn't kill children, he eliminated a future threat to the good citizens of the Empire!
@Phoenix-X9Studios6 жыл бұрын
yes that's the one. :)
@brandonmoya33226 жыл бұрын
@@CrimsonTango hear hear
@ViciousAlienKlown6 жыл бұрын
The Empire was a peacekeeping UN of the galaxy.....from a certain point of view.
@alpacawithouthat9875 жыл бұрын
I like how he still makes good points even though it’s a comedy
@IAmJimHuss5 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the compliment. ...but why can't the truth be funny?
@mcmadbear15143 жыл бұрын
@@IAmJimHuss I was always an Empire Man anyway
@j1gly-pq5763 жыл бұрын
@@IAmJimHuss I hear the satire in some points and then you make many more points that don’t feel satirical. This analysis is 🤯, I’m lost for words. It’s almost as if you incorporated satire to avoid upsetting the weebs. Then you talk about banging their mom. 👏
@IAmJimHuss3 жыл бұрын
You get it🤘🤘🤘
@icarushelios39353 жыл бұрын
I thought it was serious until the "Obiwan cowardly disappears into the air" part
@TairnKA5 жыл бұрын
Empire spokesman responds to brief questions regarding Alderann tragedy. "The lie about the Empire destroying Alderann is fake news, its destruction was caused by over mining and poor safety practices." "you all know that, not even a fleet of Star Destroyers could have destroyed Alderann." "Moon, what moon, we didn't get any reports of a rouge moon in that area?" "That's all, no more questions."
@wta15184 жыл бұрын
Me: a geonosian: What about the DEATH STAR.
@TairnKA4 жыл бұрын
"What; Dark Star, Oh, 'Death' Star what's a Death Star?" "There wasn't any report of a rough star, either." The Empire spokesmen added, moving quickly out the exit.
@wta15184 жыл бұрын
The DEATH STAR that you were forcing me people to build, before you killed my entire race (or so you thought)
@Its_Steeeve2 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader just wanted his children. He was a single father who was a victim of child/family court who had mediators, counselors, and the other parents family turn his children against him. He never ordered to kill Luke and Leia, he just wanted them with him and hoped they would be apart of the Empire and not be rebels wanted by government. When the time came, Darth Vader gave his life for his son Luke, just like any other father would. I’ve always thought The Empire were the good guys and Rebels were bad guys. Thank you for this video. It has a like and multiple shares.
@Zodroo_Tint Жыл бұрын
And he was right all along. Look what kind of people raised his kids! Both felt they are brother and sister and they still kissed each other like it is nothing. That brave little handicapped father is a hero for all of us.
@mattr.188711 ай бұрын
Anakin/Vader really just wanted to take care of his family from day one. People tried to distance him from his wife and kids, and that was what brought on the darkness.
@MuteC-gw7mb5 жыл бұрын
The “good guys” always write history. Long live the Empire
@randomguythatexists22443 жыл бұрын
The victor writes the story, but each side was good in there own ways tbh
@yesyes-yf6jm3 жыл бұрын
Just like the Allies, they commited atrocities against the Axis Powers but we barely here about it in school.
@problems34853 жыл бұрын
@@yesyes-yf6jm but you have heard of it which kinda refutes your point
@dubber14163 жыл бұрын
So do extremely authoritarian governments
@x8nis3 жыл бұрын
The fact that you have the hammer and sickle as your pfp makes this comment way more funnier than it should be
@jasonleslie2036 жыл бұрын
Warning shots huh. And here i thought the stormtroopers can't shoot accurately to save their lives lol
@IAmJimHuss6 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you learned something.
@jasonleslie2036 жыл бұрын
@@IAmJimHuss oh i have. Knew that for a while but I've never heard someone say "those were 'warning shots" lol
@IAmJimHuss6 жыл бұрын
@@jasonleslie203 I am glad I was the first for you. 🤘🤘🤘
@jasonleslie2036 жыл бұрын
@@IAmJimHuss interesting video. And from 1 perspective its correct, the rebels are terrorists. Kind of like robin hood.
@IAmJimHuss6 жыл бұрын
@@jasonleslie203 yep, in a Robin Hood was also criminal 👌
@arminc46585 жыл бұрын
They captured the surrendering rebels instead of killing them in the opening of A New Hope.
@Sheiker-vx9if3 жыл бұрын
Because they could tell them where their base is.
@ralphbentley54993 жыл бұрын
@@Sheiker-vx9if But not by using torture, just enhanced interrogation.
@yesyes-yf6jm3 жыл бұрын
@@ralphbentley5499 Correct.
@griffincrump50773 жыл бұрын
The imperials on Endor hardly got the same treatment
@deadend10413 жыл бұрын
@@Sheiker-vx9if You only need one alive for that they were acting like a professional military
@ryannishikawa13562 жыл бұрын
"The Empire Were The Good Guys" Darth Sidious: "I'm Sheev Palpatine and I approve this message"
@jaapberkhout58366 жыл бұрын
In the movies there was only rebel propoganda
@kevinslattery57486 жыл бұрын
🙃❗And today, on Earth, all the propaganda is from corporate media. That implies we are the Empire and the 💲elite 💲are the immoral, law breaking rebels 🙃🦉
@QuintonHere6 жыл бұрын
kevin slattery stop spamming
@kevinslattery57486 жыл бұрын
@@QuintonHere Sorry, I'm lost on what you're getting at🧐❓
@hithere76266 жыл бұрын
@@kevinslattery5748 Huh?
@evanrules36356 жыл бұрын
Jaap Berkhout this video is obviously imperial propaganda
@detvisor77006 жыл бұрын
Stormtroopers aren't supposed to be good at aiming...because they were never meant to actually shoot someone.... M y b r a i n i s e x p l o d i n g
@gasdive6 жыл бұрын
The stormtroopers are the most precise shots in the galaxy. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpiqn6KQr7urqZY
@davidevans74776 жыл бұрын
Force luck, plot meditation
@chicken16966 жыл бұрын
Holy hell .
@4-4-fkn-26 жыл бұрын
Leia actually tells the fleeing group that their escape was too easy.....whilst the empire confirm they have a tracker fitted to the falcon.
@LordVader10946 жыл бұрын
+Mothy That's literally what was stated in the film though.
@phillipschmidt62956 жыл бұрын
What an amazing example of how artfully skilled people are at rationalizing anything.
@alpha77productions226 жыл бұрын
one like lmao
@fredsas126 жыл бұрын
Well, Good and Evil are emotional constructs. They don't exist in rational terms. They are just an opposing point of views with the "good" one supported by a majority.
@IAmJimHuss6 жыл бұрын
Fernando Cárdenas thanks for the info.
@dhorpt97316 жыл бұрын
Fernando Cárdenas If Good and Evil do not exist, then why does Jar Jar Bunks exist? Checkmate.
@fredsas126 жыл бұрын
Hahah. Seriously though, whats Jar Jar Bunks?
@speedyboy49952 жыл бұрын
Actually the storm troopers had great aim, earlier in a new hope old ben and Luke come across Jawas that were attacked stating that it could have only been the storm troopers because of the troopers precision and accuracy
@HappyBeezerStudios2 жыл бұрын
He even mentions that "only stormtroopers are that precise" Precision is how tight the grouping is, not if the grouping is at the right spot.
@maddoxvaldez88702 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios potato pototo
@edgaracajabon95222 жыл бұрын
So who else would it have been? Jabba the Hutt. Suppose it must've been the Rancor monster that killed the Jawas and Uncle Ben and Aunt Beru
@speedyboy49952 жыл бұрын
@@edgaracajabon9522 idk maybe the Tuskin Raiders who are vicious and roam the planet. The Jawas could have been anyone but there was proof it was the empire. Luke’s aunt and uncle’s deaths aren’t so up in the air. They knew the empire was looking for droids that they had and Ben and beru didn’t roam like Jawas so they wouldn’t have trespassed on raider territory like Jawas would.
@undine5938 Жыл бұрын
obi wan killed them and used it as propaganda to push luke
@Azachor5 жыл бұрын
I can confirm that us, Stormtroopers, are regularly issued with orders to sieze or incapacitate rebel troops. Our weaponry is quite non-lethal and usualy renders enemies unconsious.
@Evayasi5 жыл бұрын
Those rebels shoot to kill, you shoot to incapacitate. Those monsters!
@cadenorris40095 жыл бұрын
Unconscious*.
@AsaraBuck5 жыл бұрын
Bro
@vanjasenjanin17974 жыл бұрын
@@cadenorris4009 very cool and necesary.
@piggyman-st8iu4 жыл бұрын
What about Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru, then? You’re gonna blame it on the Tusken Raiders now, aren’t you? Death to the Empire! Long live the Rebellion!
@joelemonade17664 жыл бұрын
How many other lies have i been told by the council.
@alilnora64063 жыл бұрын
I like your sona
@joelemonade17663 жыл бұрын
@@alilnora6406 thx
@alilnora64063 жыл бұрын
@@joelemonade1766 np
@ToyFreddyGaming19873 жыл бұрын
Many more my friend.
@Shozb0t6 жыл бұрын
And the Jedi of the Old Republic routinely took babies from their families if they were seen to have Force potential. That is just sick.
@royalemeraldbuilder50585 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the Empire did the same thing with stormtroopers--a LOT more stormtroopers. At least the Jedi got to have names
@oliverpierce51185 жыл бұрын
I think they had a choice but idk
@royalemeraldbuilder50585 жыл бұрын
@@oliverpierce5118 you really think that many people would sign up for that kind of life? Fin's story is not unique
@oliverpierce51185 жыл бұрын
Royal Emerald Builder I was talking about the Jedi
@royalemeraldbuilder50585 жыл бұрын
@@oliverpierce5118 ah ok my bad. Yeah that's another good point: the Jedi had a choice; the stormtroopers definitely didn't.
@Grimreaper677782 жыл бұрын
Also it's the reason why storm troopers specifically miss some of their shots due to them following orders and purposely missing leia and han, they wanted to follow them to the rebels base so that they could end the war craving rebel scum, also the empire is an actually government while the rebels are a monorchy, so it shows how the empire actually gives freedom to the galaxy
@graysonk3635 жыл бұрын
“There is really nothing wrong with the dark side.” Vader: *Slaughters children*
@binderstonkeyes71725 жыл бұрын
A group of children? What about the millions that die that died on the Death Star, a weapon used for peace keeping. How many useful technologies and resources were destroyed by the terrorist rebels and cultist Jedi!
@graysonk3635 жыл бұрын
Meme Benedict well, then maybe both sides are evil. My point was how can you say nothing is wrong with the dark side (not the empire. They are ok) after murdering Jedi and children who knits wanted peace.
@binderstonkeyes71725 жыл бұрын
Grayson Kirkpatrick DEATH TO THE JEDI SCUM, ORDER 66 WAS A NEEDED PROTOCOL
@thevoidd5 жыл бұрын
lol it says #comedy in the tags of the video it's a joke
@big_titan_ofleft_house83775 жыл бұрын
@@binderstonkeyes7172 uh what about the planet with MORE PEOPLE AND KIDS. And dont even try to defend them by sayong that was the only way to stop them.
@theirrelevantelephant24865 жыл бұрын
even if the stormtroopers did shoot at Obi-Wan, they would accidentally hit Darth Vader since they're so cordial that they can't fire properly
@IAmJimHuss5 жыл бұрын
Very good point
@wta15184 жыл бұрын
The stormtroopers can’t aim because there blasters were mass produced to make a massive army. The Empire was not peaceful.
@mrcreepersubscribe53854 жыл бұрын
They probably intentionally miss because whoever trained them probably told them to only fire warning shots, like how Grizzlies bluff charge you just to scare you.
@theirrelevantelephant24864 жыл бұрын
@@mrcreepersubscribe5385 this would reinforce the idea that the empire is a peace loving regime. well said.
@mrcreepersubscribe53854 жыл бұрын
@@theirrelevantelephant2486 he said it correctly, go back to school.
@nitrolight17786 жыл бұрын
Mah boi the Stormtrooper directing traffic is da real MVP
@CMoore-Gaming2 жыл бұрын
The new trilogy makes this video even more true. The fact the new republic fell in only a few decades proves that they never gained public support. Most people in Star Wars prefered the empire, otherwise the first order would not have risen so quickly.
@wastelanderone Жыл бұрын
Less than two decades - and they'd clearly been building forces for a long time. I get the impression overall that for most people life was much better under the Empire otherwise how did they garner so much support so quickly.
@AvocadoClash8 ай бұрын
weimar moment
@aetherstormsth56365 жыл бұрын
Plus there is the possibility that the death star was meant to fight hostile factions from the unknown regions or from extragalactic space.
@iseeu7215 жыл бұрын
sure would have been nice to have both death stars around when the Yuuzan Vong invaded!
@danewood11155 жыл бұрын
That’s actually exactly what is was built for. It was built to keep aliens from a completely different galaxy away in their galaxy.
@godzillakaijuboy3 жыл бұрын
@@danewood1115 uh, this is late, but no it wasn't. Thrown and the chiss where the only ones who were really aware the vong existance, and thrawn was heavily against the death star. Not to mention, it probably wouldn't even work, cause the vong ships don't have shields. The death star was made for simply scaring the galaxy into not messing with the wmpire
@willyvereb2 жыл бұрын
@@godzillakaijuboy Thrawn told Palpatine about the Yuuzhan Vong and he took the threat seriously. That being said the Death Star wasn't a "hiveship killer" as some like to claim. It was a terror weapon, some expanded information even claims it is intended to harness the dark side of the Force. Palpatine in expanded universe had plans for a truly dark side imbued empire down the line. His Dark Empire emerged and fought the galaxy after his rebirth (sounds familiar?). And it featured slews of examples of Sith sorcery. Thrawn hated the Death Star and considered it pointless which can tell you that from the point of fighting the Yuuzhan Vong it would not have been that viable. Imperial Remnant peeps just loved to come up with BS to justify how the Galactic Empire was right. To their credit the ISD-II was maybe designed with the Vong in mind, given how it fought them better than 20+ years younger capital ships.
@krieger88252 жыл бұрын
The Death Star would do a Hiroshima on the Yuuzan Vong
@LordWukits6 жыл бұрын
Jim Huss, you missed some of the main issues, like the Empire being environmentally conscious using solar powered TIEs. While the Rebels continue to use fossil fuels. The entire 8th movie is based on this.
@IAmJimHuss6 жыл бұрын
Great point...sequel material🤔🤔🤔
@erikthomsen47686 жыл бұрын
Even the first order’s starkiller base used soler energi......😺
@vinifalleroliveira6 жыл бұрын
I don't think the space cares about the greenhouse effect...
@calebcarroll15226 жыл бұрын
The 8th one is a alternate universe didn’t actually happen in Star Wars it’s a what if movie lol
@randomuser16876 жыл бұрын
The typical liberal material I expect from disney.
@Tyrael666 жыл бұрын
Obi Wan Osama, living in a cave.
@commanderboreal13436 жыл бұрын
The Empire is the USA The destruction of the Deathstar by religious fanatics is 9/11 It all makes sense now!
@alucard3476 жыл бұрын
Commander Boreal Pretty accurate, honestly.
@4n0ngaming6 жыл бұрын
No because the Emperor is a religious fanatic
@derederekat90516 жыл бұрын
they are the 3 reich
@alucard3476 жыл бұрын
El Redentor They are somewhat of a combination between the USA and the Third Reich.
@michaelfriscia8166 Жыл бұрын
Let's not forget that Obi-Wan was training Luke to kill his invalid father, which is why he didn't tell him vader is his father.....
@davidsmith19446 жыл бұрын
ME: No...that's not true...that's impossible! JIM HUSS: Search your feelings; you know it to be true! ME: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
@deutan43906 жыл бұрын
+1
@Icetea-20006 жыл бұрын
He right tho
@maddycoleman61576 жыл бұрын
Core ideas the empire is based on equal it can not be anything but evil . The emperor owns everything and everyone and can without or with reason do anything to anyone . The core idea that by any means necessary to further the empire means morality can not matter and only exist as abstract. Destroy entire planet with billions of beings as nothing more then way test fire weapon when any of the billions of uninhabited planets would work . Killing of all jedi children because risk they may become list goes on and on show why is zero way for empire based on the core ideas shown in films or books to be good or even benign.
@nicolamutton6 жыл бұрын
@@col.glover4134 😂😂
@IAmJimHuss6 жыл бұрын
Nothing was ignored, rewatch the video. It was clearly stated that only the original trilogy was going to be cited.
@owl84925 жыл бұрын
Wait he's defending stormtrooper's terrible aim?! Only one person can do that. A stormtrooper.
@IAmJimHuss5 жыл бұрын
... There goes my secret 🤦🏻♂️
@exiledzeta5 жыл бұрын
Incorrect! Imperial doctrine requires One magazine of Warning shots to be fired before having engagements against any rebels! These rebel militants are not firing any warning shots! This has to be justified!
@sandywaffle42475 жыл бұрын
Dude this whole video is empire propaganda...
@failure29465 жыл бұрын
@@sandywaffle4247 This is commander veevu123 from the imperial fleet you are under arrest!
@maxjk34525 жыл бұрын
@@exiledzeta then they should have warn-fired AFTER coming Out of the Smoke, and NOT HOLD THEIR WEAPONS IN THE REBELS DIRECTION. Otherwise, their warning shots could Hit someone
@JyujinPlus7 жыл бұрын
The novelization of A New Hope is even more supportive of this argument with the Empire’s focus on saving lives on Leia’s ship. Vader specifically orders that civilian survivors be left alive and only questioned, and we get to see a very interesting dichotomy just before Leia is captured. We see the thoughts of the Stormtrooper who leads the group, excited to take her in alive. To simply stun her, receive a promotion, and return home a rich man to provide for his family. Then we hear the incredibly painful process of Leia’s blaster going through his helmet and melting his brain, after he would have merely stunned her.
@Charlie947817 жыл бұрын
I laughed when Princess Leia got a visit from the IT-0 Interrogator which punished her for murdering the galactic officer
@snifflez14027 жыл бұрын
Commander Buizel Bedwell wait, that shit was at the battle of Scariff... that means the rebels were taking civilians into combat with them ._.
@ianbailey65927 жыл бұрын
Tbf, the novelizations had a blue Yoda so I'm not sure that's the best basis.
@ferrumbruti1676 жыл бұрын
@Vice Admiral Buizel Bedwell A compelling argument Jim Huss ENT and also Vice Admiral Buizel Bedwell but there is something to consider. 1: While the Galactic Empire is indeed a government on intent seeks to bring peace and order to the galaxy? It discriminates non humans. In essence the Galactic Empire is really nothing more than the Third Reich, and while they too were a government, genocidal cleansing of those they deemed as, "non pure" meant ghettos, concentration camps, and finally gas chambers. Even until this day this argument is a core argument that we find very common about atrocities in human rights. So if we are to take this into account? Is the Empire good? Because aliens that are not human in this case? With the exception of Thrawn are indeed inferior leaving other regions like the Outer Rim Territories to become the new slums leaving the Core Worlds to just human? Yeah....frankly another example exist today between the rich living lap of luxury and the poor forced to suffer in the regions beyond cities..... North Korea. So in turn I hate to say it but yeah.....Suck it..... 2: WMDs to keep the "populace" in line. Again WMDs could be considered a means of fear to bring about order. Sure the Atomic Bomb ended WWII? But THAT same counter argument incited ALSO a Cold War between the United States of America, and also the Soviet Union. A "Cold War" that on more than one occasion could have become both hot, and meant the death of lives and various civilization. In turn fear as a means of control is NEVER the best example and like any fear means eventually "apthathy" toward the oppressor. Again gas on Jews in the Holocaust? Gas used on Kurds? Chemical weapons used in Syria? You call those good examples? Negative on that argument. Hate again only breeds hate, or anguish, in that case war, and in time could be good? Or worse than the power already in line. If atrocities were allowed not only would the galaxy in the Star Wars Universe reach a Dark Age..... Oh wait, LOLZ, it is in the middle of a Dark Age...... THE MOTHER FUCKING DARK AGE OF THE SITH, OMFG FUCKIING BRILLIANT! SUCK IT! 3: The Empire Was Never A Monarchy But Self Proclaimed Leadership Manipulated By Propaganda Again I hear this a lot as for those that support the Empire, and sure yeah the Tantive IV might be an Imperial Ship? Oh wait it was a Diplomatic Ship of the Aderaanian Government! FUCKING BRILLIANT! See this is what you have to look at here, the Tantive IV was a ship from Alderaan, in other words a ship of the "State" this argument is pretty much debunked by definition if you will the Empire would be considered as "Federal or Higher Central Power" and Alderaan being "State, City State, or Providence". Now depending on the fact if Alderaaan is considered to be allowed autonomous is one thing or another. But IF SO; well then this is more of an argument of jurisdiction. Sure the Empire MIGHT have been collecting data back stolen on oh a Corvette "owned" by Alderaan? AND the Empire DOES have control of the galaxy? BUT! The thing to look at here the Tantive IV was pursued technically in "International Space" or in this case one Tattooine. Which MEANS the Outer Rim Territories are considered more really as a region "outside" the control of the Empire and ALSO contested and yes this is canon by the "Hutts". So in other words yes while the droids, the data were on an Alderaanian Corvette? Not saying it isn't Corelllian Corvette, but YES none the less a Corvette from "Alderaan". Thus in turn the Emperor could bitch all he wants and use force to seize it? But again he would be in political terms breaking "International Space" seizing a Corvette in space he does not own! So again to do this what does he do? He takes over Tattooine? To bring peace and order to the Empire? So already a Corvette shot over a planet he does not own? Violates jurisdiction, out of fit Vader captures or destroys those on board, okay genocide if you will. Then after that to make an example brings Leia to the bridge of Palpatine's and the Empire's Big Ball to Jizzmak all over Alderaan..... Oh excuse me.......destroy lives on Alderaan. So we have already in this lets look at it this way. A: Pursuing a vessel in International or Intergalactic Space. B: Invading or Forced Entry on a ship outside of it's jurisdiction. C: Maybe genocide to hide the events. D: Invasion of a planet to find droids. Uh yeah......sure their good I know someone else that did the same thing! Naepolian, and Hitler, OMFG THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT! So already an "Empire" committed violations already on an Intergalactic scale to justify itself would be considered laughable. But I digress.....LETS SHIT FEST ABOUT THE EMPIRE'S CLAIM TO POWER! >:D First what do we have, an invasion of Naboo. Jedi sent, and yeah shit goes wrong. To justify things Sidious, "not in power" sends an assassin oh I'm sorry "apprentice" to keep the Trade Federation in line, kill the jedi with Padame who is queen at this time. Wow opposition going to kill a noble through assassination. That's ALSO a form of treason. DUH! After that manipulates events through kickstarting a civil war in II, followed by manipulate an individual through political intrigue to become his apprentice, AFTER he manipulated events to come into power as "Chancellor". Finally in turn after winning the war, turn and kill a peace keeping force sworn to protect the republic. Manipulate it's Senate, proclaim himself Emperor as ruler for life, and only in the end institute "absolute power" not even through "divine right" unless you consider the Sith, a thank you very much! Yeah now when there is a rebellion? He's doing the right thing? Yeah two words, Adolph Hitler. Ring a bell? So there you go as Padme says it, "So this is how Liberty dies, with thunderous applause." Link below..... kzbin.info/www/bejne/maGTZ2yPlLVgb68 So allow me to counteract that now. First as a KZbinr I declare my divine youtube right to speak.... Put my barrel in your mouth and suck it! >:D After that I justify it by saying that divine right allowed me and not a damn thing you can do about it. >:P After that no only do I do that? But I ALSO exercise my divine right to hit that dislike. Why because I declare divine right, and exercise it! Now how you like THEM apples pal? Right not too logical now is it? Overall interesting video but every truth has a certain point of view. :P
@IAmJimHuss6 жыл бұрын
You made some very good points. Granted the video is satire so you did a lot of unnecessary typing since I know The Empire is inherently evil and merely made this video to show how facts can be twisted to fit an agenda. But, if our paths ever meet, I owe you a high-five for giving me my longest comment to date.
@bluej71352 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that Jim needed to specify that he was only counting with the evidences shownd in the original trilogy. There're too many things that contradict "The Empire are the good guys" in the entire canon, so he couldn't bother going that path.
@Dislike_and_Unsubscribe2 жыл бұрын
I know, like 50 times in Season 1 of Rebels alone, we see clearly evil acts from the Empire
@venomshadowblood83532 жыл бұрын
@@Dislike_and_Unsubscribe Making sure merchants have proper permission to sell, arresting suspicious people, retrieving stolen cargo, offering numerous times to buy land and make poor people rich, enforcing speed laws, defending citizens from the terrorists sorry “rebels” yeah totally evil
@Dislike_and_Unsubscribe2 жыл бұрын
@@venomshadowblood8353 What you say is true. From a certain point of view.
@hggs4466 Жыл бұрын
That's because the rest of the cannon is now all Disney made content meaning Everything is dumbed down and the empire acts cartoon levels of evil
@huggebugg3694 Жыл бұрын
@@hggs4466 In the first ever piece of Star Wars content (episode IV) the empire has built a moon-sized battle station capable of destroying an entire planet and wiping out billions of lives in an instant, is that not cartoonishly evil?
@JuanManuel-et9kb4 жыл бұрын
When i was a kid i was so angry with the rebels. I really wanted Darth Vader to win. Thank you for close a wund from the childhood.
@gabrielguzman96464 жыл бұрын
Same
@ralphbentley54993 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielguzman9646 Are you Dick Cheney or Donald Rumsfeld?
@Presidentofthepresident3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I hate it when movies make me like the villain more than the main characters, but then obviously the good guys have to win
@Ezper-20993 жыл бұрын
@@ralphbentley5499 He's Gabriel Guzman
@ralphbentley54993 жыл бұрын
@@Ezper-2099 What was his position in W's cabinet?
@WarriorPoet015 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see members of the 501st at a comicon, I always approach the Stormtroopers and say, "Thank you for your service!" :)
@bannanasteel72314 жыл бұрын
WarriorPoet01 it’s a clone trooper
@mongojrttv4 жыл бұрын
That's cute.
@WednesdayAddamsMWАй бұрын
@@bannanasteel7231Originally, yes, they were indeed clones. Over time, they became stormtroopers; outside of the original members, only the best of the Imperial Army's ranks had a chance at becoming part of this elite outfit.
@yoshtheman1156 жыл бұрын
You know, that may be the reason why no one jumped to the aid of the "rebels" in the later sequels. This oddly makes more sense.
@issacmullen92052 жыл бұрын
Just so you know, when plot armor isn't a factor the stormtroopers are approx 40x more accurate than any real life spec ops during practice.
@paufernandezboj551710 ай бұрын
Thats Because its not plot armour It was a plan to put a beacon on The Milenium Falcon to research The hidden Rebel base and stop The civil war
@djacksonmusicman5 жыл бұрын
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
@thedawsonator16285 жыл бұрын
WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!! Memeing aside, the Jedi really did not have a good record before Palps came in.
@thedawsonator16285 жыл бұрын
Honestly, at least the Sith know what they're doing is wrong. Jedi basically were doing morally questionable things like taking babies, some of which turn to the dark side because of Jedi teaching failures, and refusing to learn from obvious mistakes. At the end of the day for Anakin, the Jedi and Sith are no different, one had the thing he wanted in his eyes, the other were being assholes to him, the choice was obvious.
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human5 жыл бұрын
The Jedi are a child kidnapping cult of sexless space magicians. They were seriously messed up. They only took children because they were easier to brainwash into never questioning the Jedi creed. The first time in ages they took someone old enough to know how the galaxy really works - Anakin - and he grew up to destroy them.
@rainbowsheepz77035 жыл бұрын
Seme they killd lot of pepole on the deth star for like no reson
@Jellycakelap5 жыл бұрын
From George Lucas' point of view the EMPIRE is the EVIL EMPIRE. Read the crawl.
@02091992able7 жыл бұрын
Well Vader doesn't like guest taken blasters to the dinner table.
@DaAsianJuan6 жыл бұрын
true
@technomage67366 жыл бұрын
Obi Wan: Was struck down, becoming more powerful than you could imagine Does nothing else but sit on a log and admit to being a bullshitter
@tbomb73696 жыл бұрын
he became undefeatable...so your wrong
@technomage67366 жыл бұрын
Chicken Corn Well I suppose you're right, cuz you sure can't defeat a dead man... ;)
@technomage67366 жыл бұрын
Chicken Corn On second thought, he never did really do anything, so I'm actually correct despite only saying it as a smart ass comment
@tbomb73696 жыл бұрын
yeah good point he did kinda make vader....
@IAmJimHuss6 жыл бұрын
*you're Dummy!
@SteefPip2 жыл бұрын
The whole theory of Stormtroopers being bad shots has always had one major flaw. If they hit the targets that they're shooting at, then these movies wouldn't be very long. The people that they're shooting at have 12 inch thick plot armor protecting them. When they shoot at people when set to stun, or when they shoot at droids, they hit. Plus the one that shot Leia in Jedi, that was a hell of a shot. The clearing between the bunker and the forest was quite large, and the angle would have put Leia sideways with only a bit of her arm sticking out around the corner. Where it hit her arm is right on line with her heart, if her arm hadn't been in the way she'd be dead.
@MasquedMocha2 жыл бұрын
"You've never heard of Jim Huss? Best lawyer in the galaxy"
@IAmJimHuss2 жыл бұрын
#truefacts
@RaidenNexus974 жыл бұрын
I think one way to look at this is that the Empire isnt as evil as we thought and the Rebel Alliance isnt as good as we thought. Both did good, both did evil
@nathancherd91092 жыл бұрын
All about POV
@johnnieblades2 жыл бұрын
Rebels never blew up a PLANET with millions of creatures and lives involved. POV??? LoL. Sure sure 😀
@jteric2 жыл бұрын
@@johnnieblades what about all the lives lost in the destruction of the death stars? Engineers, soldiers, builders
@aquatic47602 жыл бұрын
@@johnnieblades Most POWs in Rebel territory were treated well, horribly. The rebels used torture against stormtroopers and the Empire used torture against the rebels. Also, they orbitally bombarded multiple planets during the Yuzhan Vong war, even planets that weren't controlled by the Vong. If anything, the Rebels are just as worst when it comes to war crimes. Though, when it comes to ideals, the rebellion is miles better than the Empire. I'd rather live in a democratic galaxy than an authoritarian one.
@gorcin70752 жыл бұрын
@@johnnieblades Well they did destroy artificial planet... Shit ton of lost lives. As original comment said, neither are entirely good, nor entirely bad. They are equal. Rooting is your personal choice.
@Quesadillaeater5 жыл бұрын
“There’s no evidence of the Jedi creating jobs for anyone , anywhere in the galaxy “
@kossend14 жыл бұрын
In fact, they outrageously and unfairly refuse to promote long serving members to the rank of Master despite giving them the job description of one. This is clearly to save on their wages bill. Typical big corporate behaviour
@partytoy14 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but they they actually talked people into giving up they kids to join the Jedi cause, can you say "(old Jedi mind trick)' lol
@primal_guy15263 жыл бұрын
In fact, they only employ children to serve until their deaths. This is not only child labor, but slavery.
@problems34853 жыл бұрын
@@primal_guy1526 that’s just epic tho because they’re child slaves theoretically perpetuating their own slavery
@DiegoMartinez-Legolu1vs3 жыл бұрын
I'm you're 100 like
@bobsyoruncle45832 жыл бұрын
The Roman Empire had brought centuries of prosperity, enlightenment and peace to the lands under it's dominion, and the barbarian hoards that wrought it's destruction only ushered in an age of anarchy and ignorance. The rebels are nothing more than futuristic barbarians: self-serving, power-hungry, violence-addicted degenerates hell bent only on destruction. Darth Vader is not only the most interesting and compelling figure in the story, he is also the one who commands the most respect and...dare I say it ...admiration.
@Challanger463 Жыл бұрын
Truth Has been said. Long Live The Empire!
@richardarmstrong97705 жыл бұрын
"And Obi wan in true coward like fashion uses witchcraft" 😂😂😂 he took a higher ground than vader couldve imagined.
@Mutski15795 жыл бұрын
Obi-wan: You cannot hope to defeat me, Vader. Should you strike me down l shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Vader: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary - "Come Again?"
@papabrett74584 жыл бұрын
Yeah but let’s be honest this part where he thinks becoming one with the force and dying is using witchcraft like a coward really shows he doesn’t know shit ab Star Wars
@_shenanigans_83372 жыл бұрын
@@papabrett7458 it’s literally a joke
@MarquisLeary342 жыл бұрын
So Vader choking someone out by flexing his hand wasn't?
@coreykelley16546 жыл бұрын
The only reason that the only reason George Lucas wrote the destruction of Alderan into the story was because without it the Empire would not have seemed bad at all.
@madmannn95765 жыл бұрын
Just saying no matter what would've happened I was still going to kill obi-wan
@madmannn95765 жыл бұрын
Might wanna change that heart.
@staplegun27894 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader,aren’t you dead?
@staplegun27894 жыл бұрын
But as a ghost your anakin skywalker
@curtisleblanc58974 жыл бұрын
Sand.
@Anakin-Skywalker.4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@minecraftaxolotls934 Жыл бұрын
The video was sponsored by emperor Palpatine
@ethanlee25406 жыл бұрын
The empire killed many people but most of the time they had been a threat to the empire, according to legends.. but it’s good to let people understand that the empire was actually good. More or less than 1,179,293 (counted from Wookiepedia) troopers, staff members, pilots and more were killed by a small terrorist group. These men weren’t clones but of course recruited by the empire, so they had to have wrote more than 1.1 million K.I.A notes to their families. Imagine how the pro-empire planets/civilians thought about the rebellion causing so much destruction and death
@ethanlee25406 жыл бұрын
ian Neubauer true, it just depends on how you see them
@alessandrobenvenuti65516 жыл бұрын
Even if the stormtroopers were clones, they are still men.
@explodingsquid46516 жыл бұрын
Pizza Guardian but by destroying the Death Star is like destroying alderan also slave planets
@shogun22156 жыл бұрын
They're ruled by a dictator, systems are subjucated and scared into submission, they use slave labour, they think nothing of obliterating a planet to make others fall in line. Yeah, sounds like the good guys to me.
@sajusu25566 жыл бұрын
Shogun Think about America and the Vietnam war. The US Troops were the good ones. Its the same with the Empire.
@nay46585 жыл бұрын
This video has been approved by the imperial office of information
@Mutski15795 жыл бұрын
And the beatings will continue until morale improves. ;)
@rocketmunkey15 жыл бұрын
Marxists run the media ! I think everyone knows that by now, "white man bad" ring any bells ?
@DarthZiah4 жыл бұрын
Oh is that another word of fox news?
@anna-vh6jv4 жыл бұрын
The Imperial Security Bureau approves
@spectreshepard14 жыл бұрын
Mutski1579 lol
@firepowerx-venezuelangame38905 жыл бұрын
They tried to bring peace and order, but a bunch of ungrateful rebels illegally downloaded proprietary information
@IAmJimHuss5 жыл бұрын
OMG best short summary of Star Wars ever!!!!
@firepowerx-venezuelangame38905 жыл бұрын
Jim Huss ENT man, thanks! First time I got a heart on a commentary
@IAmJimHuss5 жыл бұрын
I am kind of a slut with the the hearts, but still glad I could be your first. Here is another just so I can be your second one also.
@firepowerx-venezuelangame38905 жыл бұрын
Jim Huss ENT thanks!
@KingBlandyn2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, learning about Jedi I was very confused about how they were the good guys. Many of their tactics, traditions, and values I see as unreasonable.
@Nerthos2 жыл бұрын
They were the good guys in the way any militant cult are the good guys, PR and indoctrination
@AwwesomlyAwwwetumn10 ай бұрын
Ikr
@tomilawrie42886 жыл бұрын
“Even in times of war there is never a bad time to use good grammar” The empire WAS the good guys
@IAmJimHuss6 жыл бұрын
🤦♂️
@nathansigloch58116 жыл бұрын
No punctuation?
@joshuaw67706 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@maxdood42916 жыл бұрын
you used capital letters
@greedokenobi38556 жыл бұрын
LOL
@airlinefood55575 жыл бұрын
Plus the empire are way cooler
@Yuki_Ika75 жыл бұрын
i mean my friend loves the uniforms! i can't blame him
@simpleandawesomeanime32205 жыл бұрын
I 💯 agree.
@simpleandawesomeanime32205 жыл бұрын
I 💯 agree
@rainbowsheepz77035 жыл бұрын
Thats why i like them
@Get2dahChoppa5 жыл бұрын
Facts. Dey got swag😎
@SL_Salem3 жыл бұрын
Let's not forget that the Sith didn't even talk about their religion openly and didn't try to force it on other people, almost no one even knows that the emperor is a sith. While the Jedi used to build temples on every planet and steal children to convert into their cult, while telling everyone how good they are and that everyone should live by the principles of their "true" religion.
@jager-hill Жыл бұрын
Yah ur just looking at it from a radical point of view. Sith don’t reveal their teachings cause there greedy power hunger mfs who want to sit at the very tip top of hierarchy. They don’t believe in equality, they believe in power😂 for themselves.
@FaultyStar274 Жыл бұрын
Well if you want to spread a straight up evil af religion, it's gonna be challenging to spread that information when the entire galaxy also sees that as evil. It's the fact it was kept hidden is what made them look good.
@DZ3TQ Жыл бұрын
When you look at what the Empire and Rebels are based on, the US's Imperialism and Viet Cong rebels, respectively, one sees different shades of morality and immorality.
@jager-hill Жыл бұрын
@@DZ3TQ yah except it’s not actual respresentations of those things, when u look at the Jedi code compared to the ways of the with it’s pretty clear who the good guys are sure the Jedi have done messed up things but if u make a chart of bad things the Jedi have done compared to what the sith have done it’s not a comparison💀 you could say the Jedi are bad cause they take kids from there homes but sith literally kill younglings so who’s really worse yah know😂
@Scothulu Жыл бұрын
Yes, the Sith clearly haven’t devoured the life of planets, slaughtered innocents, and actively seek destruction and control everywhere they go. Clearly, all of this is a fluke! 💀
@Johndoe-jb6nx Жыл бұрын
This guy would definitely be an imperial senator and would be astounding. He would literally destabilize the rebels entirely by saying the stuff he does in the video making their followers leave rapidly.
@readmyusernamecauseitssoreally6 жыл бұрын
This video was made by sith gang
@Floral_Green6 жыл бұрын
NazBol Galactic Empire Gang Gang
@crapconnoisseur66916 жыл бұрын
You had me laughing at "warning shots"
@calalosan41665 жыл бұрын
ShitKing ShitPussy no wonder they had bad aim they were never aiming😂
@daanverhoeven54942 жыл бұрын
7:40 han wasn’t ‘using an amount of distance to describe an amount of time’ the kessel run is a dangerous path near black holes, you can make the route shorter by flying closer to the black holes, thats why he used distance
@OtterMusician2 жыл бұрын
that’s interesting
@maxmachac97562 жыл бұрын
Also because at the time they didnt know that parsecs arent time, but distance, they had to bs theit way ouf of it later
@berrymckokinger93172 жыл бұрын
But like...he was asked if it was a fast ship? That implies travelling a set distance in less time comparatively to some other commonly known referenced time. Any ship could do the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs if they were lucky like Han. Basically he avoids the question because Han is in fact mentally disabled and doesn't understand Obi-Wan's strange words.
@daanverhoeven54942 жыл бұрын
@@berrymckokinger9317 no, because to fly close enough to the black holes to do it in less then 12 parsecs without being sucked in your ship needs a lot of power, which also makes it a fast ship
@berrymckokinger93172 жыл бұрын
@@daanverhoeven5494 well we both know how Han made "a lot of power" now don't we? Which again, almost any ship could theoretically do, since we've already thrown out most laws of physics at this point.
@onion2.076 Жыл бұрын
I always supported the empire. I love videos like this.
@TheSpyBaby6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the fact that Obi Wan radicalized Luke by lying about his father's death, when he was really an honourable leader of the peace loving empire.
@IAmJimHuss6 жыл бұрын
+Definition Gaming wonderful point!
@fartsmelly13486 жыл бұрын
Definition Gaming you do know, if Obi-Wan told the truth then Luke would prob be screwed lol
@TheSpyBaby6 жыл бұрын
In what way do you think he would be screwed? I guess you could argue that Vader would know there would be no chance he would side with him and he would have killed him in ep5 but that didn't stop Vader from saving him in ep6. Or Luke would have stayed to finish his training and all his friends die, lol. I'm probably missing something very key.
@cjluksch38596 жыл бұрын
Definition Gaming don’t forget the empire killed Luke’s family
@TheSpyBaby6 жыл бұрын
The empire wouldn't order soldiers to kill the only 2 known people who are aware of where the droids' location. That is a stupid move that a genius like Vader or the Emperor would never order. This was simply a war crime committed by the storm troopers without the knowledge of their superiors. The actions of a few rogues don't make the whole peace loving empire evil.
@sargondp696 жыл бұрын
That ingrate Skywalker. Tricked his fool father Vader into murdering the great and powerful Emperor. So noble, so glorious, so humble. The greatest tragic hero in galactic history! Those rebel scum make me sick.
@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg48476 жыл бұрын
you know what, since you guys love the fucking theory so damn much , then why don't you make a time machine and tell George Lucas to change the story of the entire Star Wars Franchise. Would that make you all feel better for yourselves?
@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg48476 жыл бұрын
I can really enjoy other star wars related videos about its lore, technologies, and history, but the imperial fanbase is just unstoppable.
@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg48476 жыл бұрын
Is it a sarcastic laugh or the type of laugh where you see or read something funny?
@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg48476 жыл бұрын
Oh, good. By the way, i posted another comment where it's called the *Custom Empire building challenge* . Think you could be a much better emperor?
@jasoethesentienteyeshapedg48476 жыл бұрын
Really, what's new?
@Gannjjaa6 жыл бұрын
The empire is bad, because their lightsaber is red
@umeradam34376 жыл бұрын
That is so true
@thewanderingeuropean35226 жыл бұрын
true lol
@Mutt_Buncher46 жыл бұрын
So is spiderman bad? Is iron man evil?
@xyroisahiro60226 жыл бұрын
@@Mutt_Buncher4 its a joke, but I'm sure you already knew that right?
@ConcasicoWoodworks6 жыл бұрын
Red is my favorite color
@charles22412 жыл бұрын
4:18 I don't know if I realized this or not on the first viewing, but I'm re-watching this now, and at that point rather hilariously, Jim merges this explosion with his voice, so that he seems to become part of the action, as the explosion audibly seems to be hitting him. Love it.
@dff12866 жыл бұрын
Can I hire this guy as my PR agent?
@IAmJimHuss6 жыл бұрын
Sure thing. I am ready
@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo41516 жыл бұрын
The movies were Rebel propaganda! All hail the Galactic Empire!
@MoruganKodi6 жыл бұрын
This video was paid for by the galactic empire...
@anadaere68612 жыл бұрын
Palpatine: Being evil requires good management and proper work. There are no evil if there's no good and therefore I took it upon myself to monopolize both good and evil, making me more evil in the process.
@emsbrelopez07118 ай бұрын
Bro what?😂
@fakename46424 ай бұрын
You can't be both good and evil. if a person is evil, they remain evil even when doing good. Goodness requires the absence of evil.
@anadaere68614 ай бұрын
@@fakename4642 I do not know what I was thinking when I typed this but uh tldr "When youre in power, you can define what would be defined as good and evil. Hence monopolize good and evil, as now you can say what is good, and what is evil"
@michaeldmingo94546 жыл бұрын
I ran the London Marathon in less than 10 Miles
@joejitsu0346 жыл бұрын
Michael D Mingo That’s bullshit mate. I LIVE in London & the world record marathon was run in 12 miles. Your lies impress nobody.
@Celtman1016 жыл бұрын
You are both talkin shite, I ran the London marathon twice and I never even had to leave my house. Tsh!
@inchantor15366 жыл бұрын
Its a joke concerning how solo ran the Tessa run in 12 parsecs, a parsec is a unit of length not time
@masa_sjo6 жыл бұрын
@@inchantor1536 HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE NEWEST MOVIE? It was a shortcut. The normal and the safe way of the kessel run is 18 parsecs. Han went through the dangerous way because the Empire forces were blocking the normal and the safe way. He lost the satellite antenna on the dangerous way and wrecked the Millenium Falcon very badly. He was on a shorter way that was only 12 parsecs long. You are haters, not fans. You should launch yourselves to the moon. I'm apologizing my bad English. I'm from Finland.
@yavin996 жыл бұрын
Mofer you made coffee come out my nose, I should have known better to read comments while drinking coffee.
@MrS-pe6sd6 жыл бұрын
Plus Ben mind tricked Luke to radicalize him for the rebel jihad. Ben then martyred himself for the cause.
@brentalanadamlandgrave76355 жыл бұрын
I've been pro-Empire for the longest time. I'm glad this concept is getting some tread now. Good job.
@crazysoldiercze2074 жыл бұрын
Execute Order 66!
@youtubesurfer1344 жыл бұрын
@Tom Phelps you sound like a fascist.
@jakkatakk40654 жыл бұрын
Brent Alan Adam Landgrave The Empire use slaves to mine kyber crystals for the death start in Rogue One. They also use a tactic of fear, specifically stated in A New Hope.
@warguy-ry2ll4 жыл бұрын
Brent Alan Adam Landgrave I'm am to
@SCHMALLZZZ4 жыл бұрын
Anakin actually did restore balance to the force and would not have been able to do so as a Jedi. There were only 2 Siths but there were hundreds if not thousands of Jedi. After Anakin turned it was much more balanced at roughly 1:1 ratio.
@raphaelchen23292 жыл бұрын
amazing video, i love how you talk about perspective and proceed to take the entire series out of context. really incredibly insightful.
@dougrogan3796 жыл бұрын
The storm troopers are budistists and don't believe in killing others. Hence why they always miss.
@ALFA-sm2nm6 жыл бұрын
Infinite lols
@Northergamerznorthznorth36 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact! It’s not actually called the Death Star, that’s just a nickname the rebels gave it
@iamtj1116 жыл бұрын
Lord TOURETTE The peace star
@nickniehaus17636 жыл бұрын
Lord TOURETTE the peace keeper
@gruny17526 жыл бұрын
It is called the Death Star cause everyone on the empire Evan calls it that, plus if you’ve seen rogue one they say that the official name called by the empire is the death star
@toatrika24436 жыл бұрын
> video about the original trilogy > uses rouge one as an argument
@insertpersonhere48716 жыл бұрын
It's the peace moon, haven't you paid any attention?
@Ninthuncle6576 жыл бұрын
What is so bad about day to day life under the Empire?
@IAmJimHuss6 жыл бұрын
My point exactly!
@Kebmo3386 жыл бұрын
They should interview the guy that has to clean out the Garbage Smashers on the Detention Level.
@HAYJ045 жыл бұрын
@@Kebmo338 unfortunately hes unvailble dew to many reasons
@kaihinton66235 жыл бұрын
HAY J he was only answering his question
@kaihinton66235 жыл бұрын
If you’ve seen the movie Solo, then you’ve seen solos home planet, ...it’s a complete dumpster fire
@cobbsta882 жыл бұрын
Obi Wan basically said "if you strike me down, I'll get 72 virgins in heaven"
@iamdabigheadmaster96687 жыл бұрын
I always feel bad when a stormtrooper dies
@clayplayz26807 жыл бұрын
Actually, the stormtrooper's armour is strong enough to resist blaster fire and only knocks out the wearer *Ironic nerd snort*
@bus73437 жыл бұрын
Specially in force unleashed
@tayinrivera8866 жыл бұрын
I am da big head Master wow symbolic Nazi confirmed
@JoelHanleyJoelHanley6 жыл бұрын
Seriously though, is their armour made of plastic? Like, there’s seriously no resistance to blaster fire.
@bird7186 жыл бұрын
who knows how many contractors were killed on the 2nd orbital defense station, it was still under construction and full of carpenters, electricians, plumbers, etc...
@ricwalker66006 жыл бұрын
"The only Organisation that so easily put a religios fanatic behind a powerful dangerous weapon to inflict to inflict carnage, is ... ISIS." That nearly threw me from the chair in laughter!
@IAmJimHuss6 жыл бұрын
That was the what I hoped for.
@bird7186 жыл бұрын
sadly... its a true statement
@daydreamer86626 жыл бұрын
I thought you were going to say the 2016 US elections with Trump!
@XenoTronusWeePoo8505 жыл бұрын
"X-wings are so advanced that they can transform" *Optimus Prime:* ...and roll out!
@tankadar5 жыл бұрын
lol x-wings were designed during the clone wars, and they were obsolete during the civil war. but the tie were so bad (even if new, it was created for mass production as a functioning but psicological weapon.) and theese are facts taken from official sources and im not gonna defend neither the empire or the rebels. in war there is both good and bad
@XenoTronusWeePoo8505 жыл бұрын
@@tankadar Oh, nice. Thanks for the info, much appreciated.
@Gadiller-we7wl Жыл бұрын
I find it ironic how all of the planets cheered when the Empire dissolved at the end of Episode 6. That aged like a fine wine.