Jim Jefferies -- Gun Control (Part 1) from BARE -- Netflix Special

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[@alexnowis2468]

One of the best TED Talks I've ever seen.

[@vorshack8968]

Dude, you stole this from the top comments in part 2 of this video. Kinda weak.

[@joyl7842]

@@vorshack8968 Weak because it matters if a comment on a KZbin video is original? Is there some kind of copyright I am unaware of? Fuck off mate.

[@vorshack8968]

@@joyl7842 No, not every comment on youtube has to be original. There are 7.5 billion people in the world, duplicates are bound to happen. But when you _intentionally_ copy/paste someone else's popular comment for internet likes, yeah, that's pretty lame. And when people don't get called out on their lame bullshit . . . they keep doing it. No room for improvement. You're welcome.

[@joyl7842]

@@vorshack8968 What you're forgetting is that people are bound to have watched the same things and therefore come up with the same comments. You're the lame one for being certain it's stolen for likes. Besides who the fuck cares. Maybe pathetic people do.

[@aliciascat9433]

Hahahahaaa

[@SpaceMonke99]

This is one of the most rewatchable stand up sketches I’ve ever seen.

[@williamsandford8001]

toooo fuckin true

[@celticrunes1911]

Absolutely. And anybody, including gun owners, who can’t laugh at this, and also can’t see his factual points, is a complete cunt. Those people are the absolute epitome of the example “fuck you, don’t take my guns!”

[@simonwolstencroft6128]

Fuck yeah 👍

[@brikke_lars]

You’re right. Seen it 10+ times but I always keep coming back. This is how the rest of the world sees American gun culture- ridiculous.

[@Asghaad]

@@celticrunes1911 sure i can laugh at a joke and his delivery is perfect too, BUT there was never better case FOR owning guns for years than current violent riots going on in the US ... a LOT of "guns are evil" people right now WISHES they had one ...

[@zee_bee_23]

I come back to this regularly just for “....and you’ve got Kevin” 😂

[@voxpopuli905]

Yeah we know... to be expected from most speds. I’m sure you wonder what sped means. It’s short for special education, ya know the blue bus. The developmentally stunted. The window lickers. Kids with helmets hehehe. Is that a helmet in your photo perhaps 🤓

[@zee_bee_23]

Vox Populi lmao that needs to be in my bio 😂😂

[@voxpopuli905]

qween-zee may as well 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@seanscanlon9067]

@@voxpopuli905 That sounds like you have described a certain kind of er, gun-owner.......You wouldn't be projecting by any chance, would you?

[@raybin6873]

@@seanscanlon9067 Hope he never has a "bad day"

[@b.a.p.2731]

“Ya mothers birthday?! Why the f” I lost it

[@kristyrobinson1979]

Watching this again today because of what happened in Texas. It’s just so sad. And this will always be relevant as long as massacres keep happening.

[@Braincleaner]

This video was 7 years ago.... nothing will change :(

[@pigstrotters4198]

@@Braincleaner Well, I heard Ted Cruz's opinion this morning. So what do you expect?

[@JnFTff]

Sadly, still relevant. This should be mandatory viewing for every adult in this country.

[@strikingearth2947]

Yep. I’ll see y’all here next month for the next massacre.

[@highdownmartin]

Same here.

[@FLIGHTCOMPANY]

"From time to time, we all get sad" LOLOL

[@SSC0002]

''Maybe, we'll get rid of the big guns?...'

[@lawrencebrawn2714]

Get sad? I live in a high rise apartment.....and if somebody in my building wanted to commit suicide......they could jump!

[@rainmaker6261]

Literally have no idea how anyone could find this funny. How the fuck is that even a punchline?

[@dingoprairie]

Eu he's hilarious, you dumfuk

[@rainmaker6261]

Panzer Blitz all the retards love him. Especially his ball bustingly hilarious joke where he says that everyone gets sad sometimes and sadness can lead to suicide. Tune in next week when Jim slays audiences across the globe by pointing out that you'll get wet if you go out in the rain without an umbrella. Punchline: if you go out...YOU'LL GET SOAKED, YA CUNTS (in sing-songy voice for massive comedic effect)

[@jackson2363]

It's so satisfying when he switches flawlessly to an American accent

[@jon5051]

chris c its jokes, ya fuckin soy boy

[@snozzlehead92]

@@jon5051 Nobody gives a shit about his jokes. It's the editing of interview answers that's the issue. He invites people onto his show as guests for their insight and then edits the videos to make their answers appear to be in response to different questions (framing them in a negative light). A complete fuckwit thing to do. Fake News and the mark of a coward who has to "win" by resorting to low tactics.

[@ulflyng]

Enjoy it. He might not be around for long

[@michaels1719]

@@jon5051 was it a joke when Jim got Avi banned from social media because Avi exposed this lying scumbag?

[@spuddy77]

@chris c oMg rApE jOkeS?

[@morgan4xl]

I was out to lunch with six friends around the table the day after I watched this stand up, I was telling about my favorite parts and noticed everyone was smiling and laughing EXCEPT one guy that was fuming with a nasty scowl on his face!

[@Brozius2512]

One of the 10%.

[@pokeythescowlingcat6221]

I know all about scowling!

[@morgan4xl]

@@Brozius2512 I've had guns all my life, I compete in both center fire and rim fire. I own two fifty cals, a Barrett and a McMillian target fifty. My safe can't fit even one more rifle and I am smart enough to realize that the comedian, Jeffries, isn't a law maker, just a stand up comedian with no law making power whatsoever. I didn't feel threatened one bit and laughed my ass off at his take on firearms. I kinda saw myself in some of his points and still thought it was funny.

[@Brozius2512]

@@morgan4xl You surely didn't meant that with your first comment.

[@teesman61]

​@@morgan4xlHow very sad.

[@ferrellwright5708]

"None of you read pad lock monthly" (Lockpickinglawyer enters chat)

[@UnluckyGunner]

LockpickingLawyer just goes through the backdoor anyways ; )

[@AnimalLover101195]

@lockpickinglawyer needs to like that comment

[@manictiger]

I literally upgraded the crap out of all my doors. So... I kind of do "read padlock monthly".

[@jmurphy6011]

Lockpicking lawyer is why I use guns instead of locks.

[@nemomarcus5784]

​@@jmurphy6011 I used to be a repo man for cars. Locks and keypads are easy to bypass. The one time a couple came out with guns, my tactical 500,000 flashlight with strobe function put an end to their idea. They didn't want to shoot their Dobermans while blinded so they had no intention to shoot. BTW, the Dobermans were no problem. If a thief is calm and friendly, the dogs will come right up and let you rub their head. Same with a pitbull I encountered. The dog laid on top of my feet for a belly rub while I was doing my job. Guns mean nothing to a professional thief.

[@NephariusAMG]

I’m a security guard and my starting pay was 11.50 lol. They specifically tell me to not be a hero and to call the police.

[@campbelltown_]

Lmao thank you for your honesty

[@alfredbinmohammadjefferson4158]

Redhot

[@lilbigrstar]

It does beg the question what are you there for anyway?

[@tavastian3288]

@@lilbigrstar to call the police, that's for

[@JohnDoe-jt5lb]

@@lilbigrstar observe and report!

[@ravdiesel]

“F off,...I like guns!” Lol still cracks me up!

[@csnide6702]

Making the substitute teacher cry got me ... !

[@dylanpaul1212]

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@ferise1]

He’s wrong tho because it’s to protect against a tyrannical government

[@learntospellpeople]

@@ferise1 no it isn't，a tyrannical gov will have no problem droning you spraying you and yours with hundreds of rounds and or just plain bombing you bright after they demonized you falsified a bunch of "legal" reasons or charges/crimes against the state etc to justify massacre ing or murdering you. your measley arsenal of guns is no match for them.

[@Coren999]

@@ferise1 YEAH shoot that drone out of the sky with your AR-15 or shotgun

[@lukeswan7776]

“We all get sad sometimes” has to be the best line for gun control I’ve ever heard

[@nameless1692]

to think that is sooooooo dumb

[@nameless1692]

@TheChrisUmstadter that is simply not true. it is far more likely for someone to OD themselves or hang themselves while drunk or jump off of something high then it is for someone to shoot themselves. it is incredibly dumb not just dumb you are right.

[@TBredd]

Explain the suicide rate in Korea

[@nameless1692]

@TheChrisUmstadter no that is completely and utterly wrong.

[@nameless1692]

@TheChrisUmstadter there are sooooo many other factors not mentioned I’m not surprised.

[@twilightatireland]

"Padlock Monthly!" f*ckn excellent!

[@sukhmaidickoff]

Great magazine. I´ve read it every month for the last 25 years now.

[@thethirdman225]

Just renewed my subscription!

[@averageshortking7949]

I don't think the crowd ever realized they were being made fun of.

[@geirengebretsen70]

@John Doe It was filmed in Nashville

[@fnkybrgr]

Geir Engebretsen Freedumb was filmed in Nashville, this is Bare

[@andyd5038]

Don't really think he was "making fun" of the crowd though really.

[@glastonbury4304]

@@andyd5038 nope they understood that guns are mad ...lol

[@leechin7944]

Ikr. They are soooo stupid

[@vbag42]

"From time to time, we all get sad" lol, one of the best standup I've ever seen

[@chocobros77]

i don't understand that reference :/ originally who sang that?

[@fezzik7619]

To be fair you probably heard it rather than saw it

[@kevtb874]

I think he's just playing as if he were a kids TV host or something. Explaining the very simple premise that people have ups and downs as if talking to children.

[@johng5617]

Watch “plastic defense” on the “popular front” KZbin channel. 3D printing has killed gun control, worldwide. Give it up before you make things much much worse.

[@reinhardreynecke300]

@@johng5617 If someone can afford a 3D printer, why would they need to print a gun and not just buy one?

[@megamind_2222]

Back here after the Georgia school shooting. Jim Jefferies legit made the most rewatchable standup routine of all time.

[@Brozius2512]

And the gun nuts here are staying suspiciously quiet.

[@LloydBraun1]

@@Brozius2512 The parents should be held criminally liable for their son's actions. Doesn't mean the US needs to ban all guns. Grow up brozius. You are a classless POS who's been harassing people on this video for years.

[@Brozius2512]

So funny how triggered these gun nuts get when sanity and logic is presented to them.

[@Brozius2512]

Georgia school shooter believed to be 14-year-old boy, as authorities confirm 4 dead, 9 hospitalized Sep. 4, 2024

[@Brozius2512]

Boy, 8, dies after shooting himself with gun left in mum's car while she shopped. - September 3, 2024 / 7:08 PM EDT / CBS/AP

[@princessrandom8564]

"Wait there fuckface, oooooh you came to the wrong house buddy boy I tell you what"

[@Guciom]

@Wolfreign Valenford Jolly Good! Would you like my wife to bring you some refreshments while you wait?

[@afterburner2869]

Random yay I love how I can hear jokes and then turn right around and read an exact transcript of the joke I just heard. Thanks for your public service.

[@swagswagify]

@Wolfreign Valenford that is why my gun is loaded and sitting in my nightstand. Would that burglar like another clip maybe a hollow point or two? Only dumbasses keep their gun unloaded and out of reach. Also I don't have children but if I did nothing would change except for me teaching them gun safety like my dad taught me.

[@swagswagify]

@Wolfreign Valenford sorry it was more about Jim Jefferies and what he said. Your comment echoed that so you caught my comment rage. Sorry man

[@sabin97]

@@swagswagify hopefully you will continue choosing not to have kids. losing a child because they were playing with a loaded gun that was kept within reach is quite tragic.

[@numbjuhnu]

Someone comes in the house and you're like "Wait there, fuckface!" xD

[@rambo9199]

Wait until 5 thugs break into random houses because they know there are no guns and they happen to pick yours..... there is a passive protection to civilian gun ownership. Yes there are places with strict gun control laws where this happens daily.

[@Brozius2512]

@@rambo9199 ok where does this happen? Show me a link to proof your claims.

[@alexanerose4820]

+Rambo 919 Buddy that does NOT sound like the US. Heck even Baltimore isn't that bad! even if it does get that bad it would be: super rare at best or you my good sir have too many enemies in which case I wanna know what kinda Rambo life you've lives. Can we defend ourselves? Sure. But what the F$#@ does my neighbor down the street need an assault rifle with green tipped bullets?!?! The hell is he waiting for a a kill squad? Are there terminators about?! Most people need an ordinary 9.mill at most. If you were somewhere in the boonies in Texas then MAYBE you can get one but in an urban setting? Yeah you better be Rambo or some secret commando otherwise NOPE!

[@StarfieldRailway]

How is gun "control" going in Chicago and Mexico?

[@danhennessy8772]

@@rambo9199 You "Wait until 5 thugs break into random houses because they know there are no guns and they happen to pick yours..... there is a passive protection to civilian gun ownership. Yes there are places with strict gun control laws where this happens daily." "Sir this is a Burger King"

[@Київськийторт]

Well, apparently “Not a lot of wiggle room to be a hero” now also applies to Texas police.

[@kwanman5146]

77 minutes

[@justinmorgan2126]

...and the entire american military... a country with a trillion dollar military budget but they'VE LOST EVERY WAR THEY've been in since 1946.. and we helped you win that one. F*-K the FRENCH helped you win your own F**kin' revolution.. LOSERS, a NATION of LOSERS

[@zacharyhustler9378]

hahahaha

[@doclime4792]

376 officers unable to find a tactical advantage

[@WakandaleezaRazz]

UVALDE POLICE*****

[@christopherboudreau2451]

This never gets old. Every 6 months or so I watch it again, still relevant, still brilliant

[@WolfieRich1]

"Wait there, fuckface!" LOL

[@TheYeetusLord]

Every time!

[@ivonbeton4725]

That shirt has me confused. I think it may be disguised as a jacket.

[@danzansandeev6033]

That’s a shirt?!

[@densilcardna]

It's a jashirt.

[@pradys]

@@densilcardna nope a shacket 😃

[@808Wood]

I love hearing this dude do an American accent.

[@John-X]

It's weird. He sounds like a drunk in his Ozzy accent, but he sounds like a news anchor in his Murican accent.

[@codytheoneandonly337]

Fuckin love it he’s very loved here

[@eliasripley2357]

Aussie actora are renowned for doing good accents.

[@chriss522]

@@John-X He’s got a pretty strong Aussie accent. In Australia we don’t have a lot of different accents in different cities. It’s more city and country accent. He sounds very country.

[@John-X]

@@chriss522 Hey I've been watching The Big Lez Show, can you tell me where Sassy's accent is from, and also Mike Nolan's accent, and Big Lez's accent?

[@sanjayatimilsina5799]

I always come back to watch this stand up video. Jim has true Aussie style.

[@PanhandleFrank]

So I guess that “true Aussie style” = letting your rulers take away your rights with nary a whimper.

[@Brozius2512]

@@PanhandleFrank I would suggest you stop watching faux news because no rights were taking away in Australia.

[@BrentonSmythesfieldsaye]

@@PanhandleFrank You guess you say! I don't think you would know if someone was three parts up you with an arm full of chairs. LOL.

[@BrentonSmythesfieldsaye]

@@PanhandleFrank Your so called rights are provisional on you and everyone else, not infringing other other peoples rights, like the right to feel safe in schools and be free of fear living in an obsessed gun culture.

[@PanhandleFrank]

@@BrentonSmythesfieldsaye My ACTUAL right to possess the means of self defense is in no way contingent upon other people’s SUPPOSED “right to “””feel””” safe.” Simply possessing a gun - wearing one in a holster - is zero threat to anyone. Go peddle your make-believe “””right to feel safe””” elsewhere, because I ain’t buying. (And neither is the Supreme Court.)

[@kurtminault8564]

I love the fact that Jim Jefferies shares his point of view, he doesn't jam it down your throat, he shares his, makes jokes and makes valid points. Wish more comedians had that in them

[@056Iceking]

That's the point of being an atheist. We have our point of view. This is what it is. Take it or leave it, it's up to you. We're not gonna take your kids and install shit into their minds.

[@TheMikeskillz]

Abhishek Mukhopadhyay no offence guy, but much like religious people you have atheists that want to ram their opinions down your throats too. Especially on social media including here.

[@benbowo]

Mike Skillz and that’s why I’m ✨agnostic✨

[@funkyfranx]

I think that many people view this as ramming a point down their throat. You probably only don’t view it as so because you agree with it

[@funkyfranx]

Mike Skillz Posting stuff on social media is ‘ramming down peoples throats’? People have every opportunity not to respond if it offends them. Atheists live in a world where religious influences affect every day aspects of their lives. I quite literally had religion crammed down my throat at school, and it was supposedly secular.

[@John_FMTV]

Ah shit, here we go again

[@RelentlessOhiox]

I'll see you again in a month at most probably.

[@sidlawyer]

I worked as a security guard on a minimum wage. I was asked not to engage at any cost even if you see a robbery happening just call the police. They don't want heroes. They want a set of eyes to call the police.

[@stinkeye460]

I had a jewelry store near the entrance to a mall. The security guards were worthless and unarmed. The management said I was not allowed to have a gun in my store. I told them to Feck off and just keep their nose out of my right to protect my employees from the criminals that roam freely here. Once some ass hole was reaching into a display case to steal a tray of diamond rings. He about shite his pants when he felt the barrel of my revolver against his had and heard it cock. I told him it is up to him to determine if anything in that case was worth dying for. I told him to leave quietly and tell all of his friends what would happen if they made the same mistake as him.

[@rcmrcm3370]

They don't want liability. Capital and the profit motive are clear, that's why the police were set up as a state institution: legal violence on tap.

[@stinkeye460]

@@rcmrcm3370 The police are needed to enforce the law. They are a necessary evil. Without being rewarded for ones work, why should anyone try to succeed? You liberals are against an armed citizenry, but you think we should depend on law enforcement to protect us from criminals. Grow up, try to make something of your meaningless life, and try to gain enough wisdom so your opinions aren't bull shite.

[@kjbkarl]

I had the same experience when I was working security. $25.00 hr not worth getting stabbed over. Purely a deterrent and eyes like you said. Although I did walk a lot of the ladies to their cars when they stayed back on late night shopping so I guess I made my money and felt like I was doing my job then.

[@stinkeye460]

@@kjbkarl The reason security guards have become disarmed is for insurance reasons. The Mall owners are more concerned with saving money on insurance than the safety of the workers and shoppers in their mall. By the time the police arriver for some nutter using a gun, too many innocent people have been killed or wounded. The police don't prevent crime, they pick up the pieces of the aftermath.

[@BrendanBrown1]

I'm a second amendment absolutist, but I'm also a HUGE fan of standup comedy. Regardless, Jim is one of the greatest comedians of all time, and this routine is one of the most tightly written and hilarious routines up there with some of Carlin's and Chappelle's bits.

[@brandothecatmeow]

The part with him trying to open the safe is hysterical.

[@consumebeef5900]

You realize in a gun-free world it would take much longer for the police arrive than if you take matters into your own hands right?

[@rainedrop14]

​@Consume Beef where's your proof?

[@rainedrop14]

@Consume Beef still not seeing any proof to back up your original comment

[@consumebeef5900]

@@rainedrop14 why do I need proof to tell you it’s quicker to reach for a gun in your house than call the police?

[@rainedrop14]

@Consume Beef you specifically stated "gun free world", which most people interpereate that as no one has guns. How would no one having guns make the police respond slower???

[@peaks781]

‘we’re gonna make her cry’ YOUR NEVER GETTING MARRIED ARE YOU MISS?

[@M3iscool]

LET'S GIVE THAT CUNT A GAHN AND SEE HOW THINGS WURK AHT!

[@Longtack55]

Shoulda paid ATTENTION - "you're."

[@peaks781]

Cat From The Future your a cultred being, my friend

[@M3iscool]

​@@peaks781 *Office Assistant Clippy* Looks like you're trying to write a comment. Would you like help?

[@fezzik7619]

Good thing you people write what comedians say in the comments in case we didn’t hear it. True heroes.

[@emd3054]

That "wait there fckface" always get me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thethirdman225]

Best line!

[@dillweedwtf]

"Im gonna fuck you up!"

[@mtjoy747]

"you're in trouble now" as you twiddle the combo lock

[@bsmusic2601]

Is it 30 to the left or 30 to right!? Your mother's birthday? Why the f*** would i know your mothers birthday 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@alisonarias978]

So Aussie

[@sedeslav]

In Croatia you have to have , not one, but three licences for a gun. Identity card, permit to possess and permit to carry weapons in public. The general conditions are: that he passed the hunting test, that he/she has not been legally convicted and that no criminal proceedings have been initiated against him/her. that he has not been legally punished in the Republic of Croatia and that no proceedings have been initiated against her for misdemeanors with elements of violence... and 5 other very strict conditions. P.S. Nobody EVER protested against that law.

[@arandomlemon6707]

Ex criminals can't have guns over here unless they appeal to get their rights back, but often times someone still manages to get some illegally. People still need to get a background check over here... ever since the 1960s. The school shooter kids often had mental health issues and wanted attention and they figured that's the only way to get 15 minutes of fame. After accounting for 5 cities with the highest gun violence rate, we rank the 4th safest country in the world. We also live next door to countries that have extreme gun control and they are overrun by cartels to the point migrants try to escape from there, so that's make a good reason to keep guns. Plus... The government is genocide happy and the cops don't really protect us that well

[@roadtosomewhere140]

Were pretty egotistic compared to being logical. No one wants to live in harmony. We all want to live secluded. I think we should have free access to mental health care where its almost mandatory before going in for a background check. Shouldn't own a gun if you are prone to being a fuck up

[@TheSpookyDuke]

Yeppers. Plus we had a war not so long ago - plenty of guns around.

[@BB-848-VAC]

We have the amendment that supercedes all laws. Read a book asshole

[@bryanmitchell2014]

He did say it, Everytime there is a school shooting his special gets popular. Here in 2022, RIP to everything.

[@danielvlasceanu]

As a side note, Anthony Jeselnik said that he knows immediately when something happens because he gets tons of messages with "don't do it!"

[@carlb1409]

"none you go to 'home security' conventions. None you read 'Padlock Monthly'". - hilarious and true.

[@w2ttsy670]

“Wait there fuckface” has to be the most aussie insult going around. This sketch never gets old and sadly never loses relevance either.

[@silverandgoldspartan4933]

imagine telling someone robbing my home, "wait there fuck face, I have no way of defending my own."

[@guillaumelalonde7945]

@@silverandgoldspartan4933 just get better home security then

[@silverandgoldspartan4933]

@@guillaumelalonde7945 and then? All securities can be hacked or broken. am i going to use a knife?

[@guillaumelalonde7945]

@@silverandgoldspartan4933 you over Estimate robbers commitment. If they find a house that has proper security they don't even bother.

[@silverandgoldspartan4933]

@@guillaumelalonde7945 you underestimate an evil person. If they're hungry and are just plain evil, they'll do whatever they can to get what they want, including harming others. Don't fucking come into a home or harm other people expecting not to get shot. Thus is why millions of legal gun owners have and love their 2a. So they can defend themselves from evil and a tyrannical government. If guns are really the problem, I'm sure you'd know it's the problem if the millions of legally owned guns and trillions of ammo were released.

[@Surfklone]

I always love when foreigners do American accents. 😂

[@dannyg81]

One of my favourite ever sketches. "Why the f**k would I remember your mothers birthday" 😂

[@RHStevens1986]

This is one of the best structured jokes I've ever seen. And it's so self-contained.

[@magicyeti9782]

its because his making such a valid point. not banning guns in america nowadays is allowing thousands to die in future massacres including children

[@tyleru96]

@@magicyeti9782 what's sad is that we're not even proposing a ban; we can't even get a bill for background checks to pass. 50 politicians who represent millions of American citizens refuse to do anything because they're afraid of losing money from the NRA. It's an embarrassment.

[@shredder9536]

@@magicyeti9782 Guns prevent massacres. How many mass shootings happen in airports which have armed security? They pick soft targets like schools. Most mass shootings happen in areas with strict gun control.

[@Dahmerxx]

@@shredder9536 Really? Cause they don't happen in countries where there's strict gun control. Our schools aren't even fenced in!

[@shredder9536]

@@Dahmerxx do you compare apples and oranges often?

[@f1maniac18]

Australian humor is an extremely valuable natural resource. Just pure gold.

[@Senphasix]

Brillient comment hahahaha.

[@RightVoiceOz]

Good to see this comment. Half these American cunts don’t understand our tongue

[@Cipher_Oblivion]

Pure Australium

[@f1maniac18]

Sure, I'm willing to believe that communities can bear arms and be peaceful. Responsible gun ownership is what is really needed. In order for that to happen, especially in cities, there needs to be a robust system of safety checks, criminal background checks, and mental health screenings before people can buy guns. A lot of states lack even those basic measures and checks, which is so unfortunate.

[@Boots3962]

@jasonbourne8245 doesnt work, statistics are that arguments worst enemy

[@victoria9590]

....and you've got Kevin 😂

[@daviddekoekkoek1587]

You’ll regret your choice to not carry when the second Emu War happens

[@brettelliott4116]

David De Koekkoek I can't wait! Emu tastes good, and it's about time we finally have an Aussie animal that is dangerous. America has nothing that is dangerous apart from its people.

[@doubtingthomas6146]

Well, we lost the first Emu war, and we fought that one with Vickers machine guns. Life is actually rather peaceful living under our Emu overlords. As long as we feed them plenty of drop bears, they generally leave us be.

[@TheYogeshPerpective]

You will regret carrying gun in house when your loved ones in public places gets killed in massacre but you with your gun will be no use but fair chance that you go crazy and repeat another massacre.

[@shrektheogre7055]

Lol

[@AridersLifeYT]

it already started, 1 car vs 6 emus and the emu's lost

[@sudeepchadha]

He was right about the security guard...it did happen he froze..

[@RannonSi]

And people probably called the poor sod a coward. :/ Edit: Or at least unhindered.

[@AlastorsShadowDemon]

@@RannonSi They did. And they demanded that he get fired and sent to jail. ......yup. that happened.

[@RealNaisuCinema]

User Friendly woah what shooting was this

[@RannonSi]

@@AlastorsShadowDemon Not surprised. Next they're going to arm kindergarten teacher and probably spit on them when they don't automatically turn into 80s action heroes when there's a shooting.

[@AlastorsShadowDemon]

@@RealNaisuCinema Stoneman Douglas in Parkland, Flordia. The security guard or officer stayed outside during the shooting. I'm still pissed that they arrested him. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoneman_Douglas_High_School_shooting

[@mandymoore5774]

I love how “Kevin” is the universal name for a security guard.

[@sarcasticslowking9149]

2:08 when he transitions to an American accent, that was smooth as hell 😂😂

[@Starach]

Who here is back after the Florida school shooting? I come back here after every mass shooting. It really says something that I know every line in this video.

[@lowkeyhigkey2016]

same, gun laws in the US make me sick

[@jordancurrie7893]

Starach here

[@wonder_9315]

happened pretty close to me

[@kobelyant9657]

Starach preaching to the choir starach

[@angel73921]

Starach here

[@alexojideagu]

Annnnnnddd we're back again

[@allenwhalen8321]

Appears you were first

[@alexojideagu]

@@allenwhalen8321 yup

[@EricForemaaaan]

Dude there's a massacre every season

[@AlmiNia]

'ello!

[@dnomyarnostaw]

He missed 6 year olds shooting their teachers. Who would have expected that.

[@michaeldesanta977]

0:26 _"Still hasn't been beaten."_ *Las Vegas:* Hold my beer.

[@nerdy_bumblebee]

@J M just keep goin bud someone will argue with you eventually

[@jago18777]

@J M see that's a fuck off we like guns argument it's a good one 🤣. Far more acceptable.

[@crouchingturtle6351]

Congratulations, you're the millionth commenter on KZbin to write "hold my beer".

[@michaeldesanta977]

@@crouchingturtle6351 Does that mean I win a beer?

[@crouchingturtle6351]

@@michaeldesanta977 yes, but someone else will have to hold it for you.🤔

[@ozworld5541]

I got here because this was part of our online lesson. Totally subscribing!

[@mrsiimple]

So?

[@PoloHeysquierdo]

It’s May 24th, Udalve, TX just had a mass shooting in a school where EIGHTEEN children and 3 adults were killed and this video is still the first thing that comes to mind.

[@stukeeh4907]

And still they vote no to backround checks and age restrictions after something like this happens, all they do is give their prayers until next days MS

[@peterhel1077]

@@stukeeh4907 " I LIKE MY GUNS !!!!! "

[@RelentlessOhiox]

19

[@rp4712]

@@RelentlessOhiox 21 now

[@dancingspeed]

if 26 children and teachers dying at Sandy Hook didn't even make a dent on gun laws, this country will NEVER change. USA is a lost cause now.

[@MrAceMcGee]

Came back here because of the Colorado shooting...and I guess the Atlanta one too.

[@mpkp2011]

Fix prisons, fix healthcare, fix education and mental health systems; this violence wouldn't be happening. These types of shootings are very specifically tied to young white men feeling like society has left them behind to rot. There is a weird level of disassociation these people have with those around them. Mix of incel beliefs and white nationalism, and a touch of paranoia. All of this can be remedied but we just yell about other nonissues while nothing changes.

[@phriedokra6158]

And the Ca. NS, az, Tn, Tx, Oh. OR....

[@samdajellybeenie14]

@@mpkp2011 That’s what kills me - ALL of that shit can be remedied but it’s like no one cares enough to do anything about it. Well, some Democrats care. But especially not Republicans.

[@mpkp2011]

@@samdajellybeenie14 Republicans have proven over 2020 that they do not care how many people die as long as they have power. Say what you want about Dems, they are absolutely flawed, but Republicans are evil

[@nate7778]

@@mpkp2011 White Nationalism caused the Colorado shooting? This is why 2A people can't have a conversation with you braindead lefties. You probably think that AR in AR-15 stands for "assault rifle" too.

[@justsomebloke460]

None of you read padlock monthly 😂😂🤣🤣

[@mturker100]

As a lockpicker I took mild offense at his presumption.

[@benbray9823]

Yo we need to give the kids guns

[@linden618]

@@mturker100 I hope you are not one of those that is triggered easily. Why is it only "Black" at night.... ARRRRRGH. RACSIST!

[@thethirdman225]

@@benbray9823 You seem to have forgotten what school was like...

[@paulbliss8241]

Brilliant!!Should be shown in all schools in America!!

[@itsDEWgan]

This is becoming too routine. Something horrible like today happens, I end up here hoping things can change and then it ultimately never does.

[@UndisputedKingofSnails]

51 school mass murders since 2017, this is not counting the non school mass murders and shootings.

[@mrscruffles801]

So I guess school shootings the current thing again? That Roe V Wade thing didn't last as long as I thought it would.

[@GSF404]

It's alright, there'll just be another next week. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@mrscruffles801]

@@GSF404 There's shootings every day in Chicago, but no one seems to notice somehow...

[@GSF404]

@@mrscruffles801 that's cause no-one is willing to give up their little pew pew pew. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@krsforever]

At 7:17 you can see a guy looking at the chandelier right in front of Jim Jeffers :D. Just after he said about the 20 % thinking about why is there a chandelier up :D. Perfect timing...

[@stanchung69]

"Average security guard earns $16 an hour. Not a lot of wiggle room to be a f%#$king hero!" Jim Jeffries. Truth bomb there. This whole performance is really priceless.

[@Workhorse-ef8mv]

Average security guard earns $16 is not armed, he also knew the job was dangerous when he or she took it. I have been at banks where I see a guard and not armed, what the hell is that all about! Must be a gun free zone! Ya I'm feeling secure! His Joke should be; The worst security guard job ever would be working at Target, have ya seen the badges? That's right! It has a little target in the middle of it. You are observe and report dead guy! The call would go something like this. HI!!! PD! This is observe and report guy at Target; First Dead, Last name Fred, and I like to report a a a weapon pressed upon my my my forehead BECAUSE I WAS UNARMED!!!!! Stick that in you anti-gun holster and give a rebuttal . Talk about shooting blanks!

[@Workhorse-ef8mv]

The cop at the school shooting gets paid more than the average guard and he was no hero. he was a trained, yet had no clue where the gunfire was coming from, and he got to go home to his family! What a double loser.

[@joejohnson6733]

$16/hour??? For security? Hardly, more like $9.50/hr. Even many police officers don't make $16/hr.

[@spodybanjack8800]

Hahahahaha he admitted in the next special that he made that number up (though to be fair he was only two dollars off)

[@Sora33o]

That is way more than the average security guard makes! I was a security guard for 6 years with several different companies. Most I ever made was $11 an hour for unarmed security. To even get an armed guard license to hopefully get maybe an extra $2 an hour you had to pay at least $300 for the training course AND provide your own gun! You also couldn't carry anything larger than a small handgun. Unless you just want to protect students for the fun of it and risk getting shot by an assault rifle what is the point?

[@wickedbird1538]

😊😊I am glad my teachers beat my LEFT hand with a ruler and didn’t shoot it off every time I picked up a pencil with it. The thought of those nuns with guns terrifies me.

[@gaygay5676]

his American accent imprestion is the best lol

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

... impression* ...

[@aint4u]

that voice switch at 2:08 threw me off so much

[@falconpunch6360]

Yeah it was fuckin awesome.

[@ChaingunCassidy]

Americans are impressed by the tiniest of things, many people in Australia, the UK and New Zealand can do American accents at the drop of a hat.

[@drewm.2790]

@anderson I know right? he sounded a lot like Chris 🙈

[@Garrett1240]

@@ChaingunCassidy "many people in Australia, the UK and New Zealand can do American accents at the drop of a hat." Just not very well.

[@ChaingunCassidy]

@@Garrett1240 Better than they can do ours.

[@RealEnerjak]

Yeah he does have a point about the teachers. My experience with schools is that most teachers are borderline mentally unstable.

[@gmork1090]

My favorite English teacher in High School (lots of movies and extra credit. Easiest A ever) beat the ever loving shit out of a piece of shit aggressive student with his bare hands. Imagine if he had a gun.

[@private15]

Teachers don’t start that way but trying to motivate and instruct a bunch of teenagers is hard work. Especially when their parents have left all the discipline and stopped teaching their children to be good citizens and nice people.

[@satagaming9144]

@@private15 also, as a certified teenager myself, we're generally assholes. even the kids who were raised well would act out in rebellion to their parents.

[@OsamaBinLooney]

and most teachers are female - coincidence?

[@mikeleschber33]

All of them are. I dated one for 8 years and all her friends were just as loco as she was

[@SidKneeGeo]

From time to time we all get sad ! HAHAHHA

[@raven4475]

May 24/25th 2022.... Sorry to the 13 kids and the teacher. GONE! Thanks Jim for saying is straight. Thank GOD I'm living in Australia

[@bryansteele832]

I just cannot fathom the logic that a 18 year old kid that can't buy alcohol or tobacco can have access to a powerful semi automatic weapon. It doesn't make sense. At that age you barely understand the concept of accountability and responsibility.

[@trudyfox938]

Not to mention the pre-frontal cortex isn’t fully developed until around age 25.

[@danwalker9999]

@@trudyfox938 Yet in the 1960's we sent them off to die in Vietnam.

[@Trucmuch]

Can buy a semi-automatic weapon but can't buy a beer? That makes no sense. What's the point of a semi-automatic rifle if you're not drunk?

[@NeverSober8008]

You can also vote at 18, which makes no sense

[@haydenanderson8804]

You can’t buy guns until you are 21.

[@panzerraven4135]

I am Dutch, I can own a gun. Everything upto (not including) Full automatic. But with power comes comes responsibility. If I break the law they take away my guns, if I develop a mental illness. They take away my guns. Only seems fair.

[@mchan32]

The problem is you cannot form a government policy based on that. How is the government supposed to know when you develop a mental illness. The solution is to curb gun sale. Be more strict in issuing guns. See Japan's policy.

[@BertBlanco1962]

in the UK they stab each other every day again and again and again. If i want to kill somebody i don`t need a gun. just imagination.

[@Dantalisman]

@@BertBlanco1962 much more likely to survive a stabbing though. Plus I can run from a guy with a knife and unless he's a ninja I'm unlikely to get hit in the back as I run.

[@crforfreedom7407]

@@BertBlanco1962 Exactly. In both the UK and Australia, murder and violent crime skyrocketed after the 96 ban. Isn't in interesting how they both had mass murders at about the exact same time? Regardless, they've both had the same effect. Now you have to be 18 and show proof of age to buy a plastic picnicking cutlery set. Actual murders, not adjusted for population has surpassed NYC in London. He's lying. Shootings still occur in both Australia and the UK, even mass murders. AND THEY'RE ISLANDS. There is no stopping someone from getting a gun who wants one, especially the government.

[@crforfreedom7407]

@@Dantalisman Why? Based on what evidence do you say that? The caliber determines a lot. It doesn't matter what you cut an artery with. Cut a major vein or artery, and you bleed out before you get to the hospital. It doesn't matter what the tool is. That's how London has been able to surpass NYC in the actual number of murders with knives. Bleeding out is bleeding out.

[@TheReelCorner]

Jim has got balls doing this routine in America, and I fucking love it. It's so spot on! And yay for Australia! GO US!

[@Cas_anova]

+TheReelCorner howcome? freedom of speech and it's comedy. should be a walk in the part for anyone.

[@TehBIGBOW]

+Cas_Lateralus that's not how it works in america, mispronounce a word and they will ruin your life because you hurt their feelings.

[@manceanon7139]

He did it in Boston, not like he did it in Texas.

[@TehBIGBOW]

Tell me about it!

[@jamesbizs]

Balls? Have you not seen the routines and shows that are done in America? What, do you think someone's going to shoot him on the way out of the theater for speaking his mind?

[@vthyaga]

The funniest bit here is his impression of what happens when someone breaks in and he has to go open his safe 😂 4:23 genius

[@Nebol]

Sure except who would put a gun in a safe and expect to have it instantly available for a home invasion scenario? No one. There are good quick-release lockboxes which means you'll have the gun in your hand in a couple of seconds at the most. So this is funny, but as arguments go they're all pretty weak.

[@LesPaulmoreStrat]

@@Nebol yes

[@carllutz7523]

Wait there F-ck Face!! LOL

[@midlifecrisis7888]

I keep mine handy at all times. Safe is only to keep the really expensive guns to prevent theft

[@suzdbombcat4006]

@@midlifecrisis7888 then comes his point about one kid taking that very accessible gun shooting the other kid when you've got your back turned.

[@Lapusso650]

2:12 LMAO how he just switches accents

[@HikariSakai]

2:08

[@TheBlackWatchRHR]

Is it me or did he sound a lot like Dane Cook too

[@sangun123]

so spot on with the american accent

[@neuron05]

He does that alot. What is your point?

[@lukemoore57]

Cc

[@manneroo]

So many people getting offended at a comedy sketch. Its brilliant 🤣

[@Brozius2512]

Because he's making good points and some people can't stand that!

[@igorzisky]

@@Brozius2512its actually making trash points based on emotion.

[@Brozius2512]

@@igorzisky True!

[@roryrae2196]

@@igorziskyexplain to my why I disagree basic comin sense America’s gun laws are go s

[@igorzisky]

@@roryrae2196 1. you cant always rely on the government to protect you. 2. Most mass casualty events happen in gun free zones. 3. Governments become power hungry. There are more reasons but those are the main ones.

[@flowerchild8450]

One of the best comedy routines, of all time. Of course it’s sad that people have to revisit it so often.

[@helenswan705]

not only comedy, but information. this guy is intelligent, and he has found a way of putting it across, of educating. If only we will listen

[@GSF404]

It's been six years since I first watched this, and I'm that time there's been well over a hundred school mass shootings in US schools, still happening week after week and they're still using the same bullshit arguments Jeffries points out. Especially 'imagine if you had a gun'. 😏😅

[@mrscruffles801]

Actually we don't have to revisit it, it's garbage.

[@StoichoStoychev]

@@mrscruffles801 we found the American

[@mrscruffles801]

@@StoichoStoychev As if that were something to be ashamed of.

[@chinu42321]

Time to watch this video again.....

[@wennethicus5212]

Time to watch it again.

[@14chompo]

Back again .

[@johndancumberbatch]

And again.....

[@thisguy976]

John Cumberbatch yeah.....

[@jordancurrie7893]

Jacob Molyneux yep

[@jordancurrie7893]

John Cumberbatch yep

[@Straight_White_Fatherly_Figure]

Theyre called assault rifles by people who dont know anything about guns lol. Assault rifles are call of duty 😂

[@borrasca6659]

"From time to time... We all get sad... One day you're happy.. The other you're sad and then.... " Damn.. 💀💀

[@Frihman]

"I wasn't wearing ma holstah"

[@danieljenkins8532]

Lol that had me crying with laughter. Lol 😂

[@petitmeowmeow]

Port Arthur's finally been beaten. * This video makes me laugh and then it makes me want to cry. *Edit: referring to at the time of Jim recording this and saying it "still hasn't been beaten"

[@montanafidge]

I think it had already been beaten by a mass shooting in Norway and one in South Korea. Still horribly tragic

[@nobrea2564]

clearly you did't listen he said, and take it from me who lives in Australia. "port Arthur shootings" is an Australian suburb not American. "not everyone is coming to kill you and if they are, how many fucking enemies do you have?"

[@Shadow07Warrior1989]

Don't treat a mass shooting like a competition. "Port Arthur's finally been beaten." Shame on you for comparing them as if it's some kind of sporting event.

[@kaiza6467]

+Shadow07Warrior1989 mass shootings happen once every 2 months in America, and Americans don't care enough to do a thing about it. And it's a fact, that America just recently had the biggest mass shooting in the world. Going to do something about it now? No. Because America is the country of fat, racist morons who love guns more than human lives. You don't have the right to be offended.

[@tunastrike11]

well now you don't need a gun just get a truck so what now ban trucks

[@pink_parade2900]

3:05 my biggest argument against this is always “imagine if the other guys had guns”

[@saliqpotato8837]

My Good Sir, I have watched this and the Part 2 atleast 10 times each. I always laugh. Thank you for this. This is hilarious.

[@helenswan705]

I am on my second time watching, and I am sure it wont be the last. He says it so well

[@douglasknoll3500]

Helen ths is, jim Jerkfries wimpSIMP dressed in tuff-guy cherry clicked info as in out of context esp to ALL of the perversions Leftists are unionGOON normalizing like sexually deviant degeneracy, Leftists have AND continue to go to far in their party of perversions..

[@MyloXyloto94]

*And you’ve got Kevin* 😂

[@lucas182512]

I rewatch this every time there's a mass shooting in the US. So just about every other month.

[@leecoleman9676]

You meant, every day?

[@jennytmaher]

Australia no longer holds the record...

[@j-boogiebrown9961]

Cretin. Aren't you missing the Kardashians?

[@ivan-]

oh the irony

[@vaderyodafett880]

+millsmost Fuck off with that nonsense. I've heard all this before. What is it you morons call it? False flag? No one is staging mass killings to take our guns. Such stupidity. Not to mention extremely insensitive to the families of the people getting killed.

[@EdA-bz3bu]

*That’s because Australia does not have confederates that are still fighting a civil war.*

[@Venusbabe66]

​@LloydBraun1 What do you think Jan 6 was for? The Confederate flags carried to the capitol by the white supremacists, white nationalists and xenophobes who where quietly underground until their Führer emboldened them to try to kill democracy? Yeah right!

[@MuffinLikesYou]

I've watched this a dozen or more times and it still grates on me how that one person cheering early interrupted a punchline at 1:01 I know it's coming every time I watch this. And every time I feel the same silly indignant rage for the flow being broken up.

[@seanreeder5784]

I can't stand American audiences. Way too much wooo-ing for the sake of it! I prefer when the laughter and associated reactions from an audience is GENUINE. I love that in Britain, nobody makes a sound during a movie, no matter how good the scene is, everyone is quiet and respects other audience members.

[@josefmitchel7000]

@@seanreeder5784 yeah

[@kxngmars6527]

I'd like to point out, as an Australian. That Australian's can still get guns.. There's just varying degree's of licenses. The hardest one to get, is an automatic rifle license which covers any semi-auto, or automatic weapon with up to 30 5.56mm round magazines. Farmers can get a license that allows them semi-auto and automatic weapons, but they're limited to 5 round magazines I think? You're not allowed to travel with the ammo in the same lockbox etc. But, it's almost just as hard to get your concealed weapon license (which caters for handguns) as it is to get your automatic license. You have to have a good reason. The only reason they will hand out an automatic weapons license is if your job requires you to carry those sort of weapons (PMC, high-up government security personal). Handgun license is a bit lighter, but you still have to be registered and a member of a local gun range, as well as compete in 3 competitions per year. To get any license, a criminal background check and a gun safety course is required amoung many other things that filters out terror suspects, or criminals that have commited crimes with weapons, or violent crimes in general. It filters out mentally unstable people, or anyone who would have any sort of condition that would affect their ability to think rationally. THAT, is the real reason we haven't had mass shootings. We still have guns, we're just sensible on how we distribute them. There's an Australian AR manufacturer down in Melbourne that makes semi and fully auto wepaons. Point is, guns were restricted, licensed and controlled but not entirely banned. There were some weapons that were banned, sure. You won't be able to buy a 50. Cal Barret, but then again, why do you need one? If you're a serious gun finatic, you will still be allowed to have most of your guns. You'll just have to prove you actually use them in a responsible manner and for another reason than "fuck yeah I like to shoot shit".

[@jordancurrie7893]

Harrison Jee so true I'm aussie too no issues here

[@weylandyutanicorporate]

As a Yank, I can tell you with absolute certainty that this type of thinking is far too level-headed, pragmatic, and rational for our culture.

[@nissy9220]

I'm Aussie and I was under the impression all automatic and semi automatic weapons were banned and you have To go through a very long tough process for a licence to carry rifles for hunting etc. I've never heard of anyone being able to carry a hand gun or automatic gun (except of course for government related jobs).

[@guydives1246]

you actually can get a .50cal just not. smh auto one.

[@jonasstrzyz2469]

Why do you need a single shot rifle chambered for the .22 caliber airgun pellets, you can seriously injure and possible kill someone with it. You know? Because you want to be able to consistently hit targets at 10 meters. It as far as I am concerned it is a category and considered sport? Because you want to hunt squirrels and other pests and kill them humanly. Widely acceptable for and by hunters and farmers. Why do you need a single shot bolt action rifle chambered for the .22 Long Rifle cartridge, you can kill someone with it. You know? Because you want to be able to consistently hit targets at 50 meters. As far as I am concerned it is a category and considered sport. Because you want to hunt rabbits and larger animals, and kill them humanly. Widely acceptable for and by hunters and farmers. Why do you need a single shot bolt action rifle chambered for the 6.5x55 Swedish Mauser cartridge, you can kill someone with it. You know? Because you want to be able to consistently hit targets at 120 meters. No wait, you can take it up to 500 meters. As far as I am concerned it is a category and considered sport. Because you want to hunt medium game. Widely acceptable for and by hunters and farmers. Why do you need a single shot bolt action rifle chambered for the .308 Winchester cartridge or the more powerful .30-06, when you can kill someone with it. You know? Because you want to be able to consistently hit targets at 600+ meters. As far as I am concerned it is a category and considered sport? Because you want to hunt large game. Widely acceptable for and by hunters and farmers. Why do you need a single shot bolt action rifle chambered for the even more powerful .338 lapua magnum, when you can kill someone with it. You know? Because you want to be able to consistently hit targets at 1000+ meters. As far as I am concerned it is a category and considered sport? Because you want to hunt large game. You do not need this cartridge to hunt, unless you are going to Africa. Why do you need a single shot bolt action rifle chambered for the .50 BMG magnum cartridge, you can kill someone with it. You know? Because you want to be able to consistently hit targets at 1000 meters, and can do so even better. It as far as I am concerned it is a category and considered sport? You do not need this cartridge to hunt, unless you are going to African and want to make sure that what you shoot at is dead dead. Where do you draw the line? Where do you find it acceptable that government shall draw the line. Just because not as many people have the time and money to partake in long distance shooting as a sport does that make it less of a sport? What is the maximum distance that can be considered a competition sport? The idea that just because you think that is okey to draw lines based on arbitrary distance is absurd and I do not want my government to do so, even though it has no problem doing so.

[@OpEditorial]

This is kind of sad, but it's become something of a tradition to rewatch this whenever there's a mass shooting...

[@AcidWords1]

At least you get to watch this funny bit a lot...

[@PreacherJenkins]

Brozius vs. Lloydbraun1 is my new favorite anime

[@Brozius2512]

He doesn't stand a chance against me or anybody else!

[@Brozius2512]

See! He tries and tries to rile me up but he never succeeds. You would think after a couple of times trying he would give up but for some reason his little brain can't comprehend.

[@throwawaytrash33]

I really have to wonder what goes through the minds of these people when they comment this shit everyday.

[@samnaujokas]

Ah yes, my normal routine of watching this after the latest massacre. God bless America.

[@peterhel1077]

This video should be mandatory to watch for every pro gun owner twice a year.

[@kristyrobinson1979]

Same

[@rbnutz1]

@@peterhel1077 much more radially unfortunately

[@mykethevet]

@@peterhel1077 we do. We watch all pro and con arguments. Usually, the other side doesn’t consider government corruption, cops taking too long to respond (possibly on another call, no fault of theirs usually), people who have been trained to handle gun fights (IE military). Lots of reasons for the pro gun lobby and we don’t even have to bring politics into it considering the vast, available research that has been done by more than a dozen countries around the world. Good debate!

[@sarahann530]

When is god going to start blessing American and how do we know when he starts ?

[@aidankennedy9400]

Hat films sent me here

[@dPokey]

and here we are again

[@leprechaunluck24]

xPokeyyy I know it’s depressing

[@ramzabeoulve7333]

see you next month?

[@hoouos2]

200th LIKE.......and yes here we go again......and likely again, and again.

[@ramzabeoulve7333]

@pat micucci oh come on pat you're trying use the statistics of one city to justify a national problem. the us from january of this year up to now have had 82 mass shootings, and guess what there's still 8 months left in the year. long story short americans have a got such a massive hard-on for guns, that they would rather bitch and moan about "oh it's mental health" "the 2nd amendment" "it's culture" than tackle a national problem that's killing kids on their own damn schools. while the rest of the world have to stomach another round of news anchors and politicians doing their "thoughts and prayers" spiel. you guys are pathetic.

[@HaydenLau.]

It's always such a pleasure Cookie if you get the reference

[@sebig630]

Jim Jeffries says 20% of the people are looking up at the chandelier: 7:17 : dude looks up at chandelier

[@Ahmed-cy7bf]

The Kevin impression got me on the floor LMAOOO

[@NoWay1969]

_"In Australia, we had guns, right up until 1996, and in '96 [we] had the biggest massacre on earth; still hasn't been beaten. After that they banned the guns."_

[@CuthbertNibbles]

+No Way Yeah, alright then, that seems fair enough.

[@Australian_Prometheus]

+Cuthbert Nibbles "FUCK YOU DONT TAKE OUR GUNS!!!".

[@rayrobinson3980]

+kristophergap17 No,dont take away Americas guns until they have shot each other in the face, fucking spastic gun nuts.

[@CuthbertNibbles]

Ray Robinson If we could seal America into a bullet/nuke/chemical proof bubble for a couple hundred years, once the smoke and fallout have settled we can let each area that knows the landscape (Cuba -> Florida, 'Middle East' -> Central USA, etc) repopulate the country.

[@mightisright]

+No Way Hate to say it boys, but Norway's Anders Breivik smashed your record and without guns you don't got a chance in hell to regain that title.

[@ericg_2025]

literally described the security guard in FL

[@Wintermute909]

Huh, weird how the msm memory holed all the times that doesn't happen. The fifth largest mass shooting *was* stopped by a good guy with a gun. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sutherland_Springs_church_shooting

[@1911GreaterThanALL]

@@jimothyhimony "You know that one is notable? Because it almost never happens." Why do you think that is? Maybe because overwhelmingly it is unlawful to act against mass shooter due to the fact that it isn't legal to carry firearms on campus.

[@1911GreaterThanALL]

@@jimothyhimony "This ain't the Wild West, boss." Uhh huh this doesn't have any objective meaning. If you are going to lob an argument at least make it a cogent one. "Port Arthur in Australia has not been replicated since. Ever wonder why??" Australia has had 12 gun massacres after 1996 though compared to their 15 prior.

[@jimothyhimony]

1911GreaterThanALL en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Australia More studies than not have found nothing but positive social outcomes as a result of the port Arthur legislation. And, more importantly, a massacre like that hasn't happened in Australia since then. You people just need to be honest about your gun fetish. You want easily accessible automatic and semi auto weapons? Fine. But then you also need to own the fact that those weapons enable mass killings. You're a coward to stay anything less than that. Have you guns, but then own the massacres. Your need to make those weapons ubiquitous is the causal factor in the killings. That's the cost of your "freedom". Other people's freedoms - and lives.

[@Wintermute909]

@@jimothyhimony huh, so you never heard of it either. Do you ever wonder why that is? How about the obama era CDC study that showed "Almost all national survey estimates indicate that defensive gun uses by victims are at least as common as offensive uses by criminals, with estimates of annual uses ranging from about 500,000 to more than 3 million, in the context of about 300,000 violent crimes involving firearms in 2008." www.nap.edu/read/18319/chapter/3

[@skris391]

I have seen this so many times, just love it. Makes too much sense.

[@SuperDachshund]

Having your “sense” so easily overwhelmed can’t be very reassuring. You must be very uncomfortable. Unless. . .your sense is easily overwhelmed in which case you’d say, “Who, me? Na!” You don’t even have the good sense to get up off the train tracks. “Why should I? No train coming. I think I’ll take a nap.”

[@StripeTheFerret]

House gets broken into, wife almost gets raped, "who needs guns for home protection"

[@Irene-zk2wn]

@@StripeTheFerret It's not banning guns it's PUTTING GUN CONTROL

[@h3h3humor84]

Stripe Did you even watch the whole thing? He says that there was no way he could’ve gotten to a gun If he had one

[@SuperDachshund]

@@h3h3humor84 How in the world is that any basis for voting for gun control? "Well, since I probably won't be able to get it should my house get broken into I'll vote to ban guns instead of repealing gun control." I have a better idea. Just get to your gun faster! You're welcome! Wait till you get my bill!

[@YoungTang]

This is how rest of the world sees Americans with their guns...

[@YoungTang]

@Craig X again, your view is only American's view, and people from the rest of the world still see you a crazy lunatics. other parts of the world have protest and perhaps sometimes riots, no one would think, oh okay we must go out get an ar15.

[@kyleebroome664]

Orange Tang im an american...i think craig is a pos

[@YoungTang]

@@kyleebroome664 I am also an American, and it really doesnt give me any pleasure to make such comments. But our gun culture here is just insane to rest of the world. Sigh

[@ceoofmemes1967]

@W R as an American, I'm fine with the 2nd amendment, but some gun nuts are just so out of touch with reality, its sad.

[@PureHayabusa]

@W R [Assuming you're American, but for those who are]; Craig gives good food for thought. Being a leftist doesn't solve the problem, your mates in Antifa use the same guns to do the same things. The same knives and bats, the same fists and feet and claws and teeth against the conservatives who do the same thing. All of these things are tools to give a means to an end. In Australia, taking away guns gave people the means to fulfill those same ends via different means. We have as much of a culture problem as you do, it just depends how the media portrays it and how you as a person portrays the media. And i know so many people here with guns, but where're the massacres? The media portrays Port Arthur as a massacre by a rando shooter. Massacres are objective in their number though over 30 by the end of it is substantial, but a rando shooter doesn't effectively off a number of people, i believe it was around 5-12 in the beginning stages in a matter of seconds, a highly trained military shooter does, at least for 1996 standards. It was an inside job to introduce a gun ban, and so were your massacres. Don't believe that these things can't happen in knife attacks or any other type of weapon attacks. Intent is the issue, not the tools

[@mercedeslouise3532]

I'm an Aussie & until now I never knew we had a comedian whom is an absolute genius He should take on the NRA 😆

[@bluesbr0ther588]

@@LloydBraun1 Well, some of us have to settle for less, we can't all have the Kardashians. 🙂

[@bluesbr0ther588]

@@LloydBraun1 Lol, the Kardashian comment was an obvious joke. And i don't care about Jefferies, my sense of humour is more along the lines of Jimmy Carr and Gary Delaney.

[@MellonVegan]

"still hasn't been beaten" within a year of this it was. Twice. By half.

[@JorgieFilo]

What? He's talking about in Australia, the last mass shooting as the last year guns were not banned here.

[@truthliberty5695]

Too right. Massacre apparently means exclusively, in Aussie society, as a pile of bodies specifically by guns on a single day.... helps discount any other number of dead by any kind of semi-automatic (which is any gun that is NOT a bolt action), or by arson, or other such means. Very discriminating, Australia is. But yea, more gun laws for law breaking crooks to not observe, ever so helpful. Australia has idiot politicians and stupid gun laws. Not even Airsoft has free reign here because our gun laws are "looks" based, not function based. If it's black and big, it's "scary", until a cop has it for "self defence" purposes on a job playing warden for a disarmed population.. pfft. When you exploit the dead to ban and steal the weapons of every innocent civilian not involved, that's trumped up charges. Basically, they sold a non-thinking population on this dumbfk notion that it's morally superior to criminalise and punish yesterdays gun owners with todays gun laws, because it's better to see the majority of people be victimised by theft, home invasion, rape, assault and murder.... to the tune of any number of victims per year... than realise that one bad guy trying to beat the world record in a day can be stopped if a potential victim has a gun. Our Aussie government is not stupid, they want this to happen.

[@anutpalgogoi9741]

I don't think that record was supposed to be broken.

[@johng5617]

Watch “plastic defense” on the “popular front” KZbin channel. Gun control is dead thanks to 3D printing

[@j-mshistorycorner6932]

And yet Australia's gun laws work.

[@almogt78]

I am italian/Australian. That depiction of the Aussie government / people reaction is sooo Australian, that it sums up everything 💗. This is why I love this country and its beautiful people. Ps. The prime minister just changed the national anthem of one word, because it was not respectful of the aboriginal history. There was no debate, arguments on tv, quarreling etc. They just did it. It was fair. I I can picture every Australian watching the news from the couch thinking: "that seems fair enough really, mate" 💗

[@betterbaseball8990]

@who cares the flag is a symbol of freedom. The only people who want the flag gone are the ones that want to take that freedom

[@mac7083]

@@betterbaseball8990 no.... we just want a flag of our own that doesn’t have to flag of a foreign nation on it. FYI.... I’m ex army so don’t tell me I want to take freedoms because I served to protect them.

[@betterbaseball8990]

@@mac7083 so you wanna change the flag that was raised of San Juan hill or Iwo jima after we won there? Or maybe the flag that stood over fort McHenry when the national anthem was written? Or the many flags that flew on that wretched day of 9/11 that's the flag you want to take away? Sir i respect you for being in the army and protecting our freedom. But really? The flag you fought for?

[@mac7083]

@@betterbaseball8990 if you read the original post you replied to.... it's the Australian flag we're 🇦🇺 talking about. As for fighting for it, soldiers don't fight for a piece of cloth... they fighr for the bloke next to him.

[@betterbaseball8990]

@@mac7083 oh lmao i thought it was the American flag my bad 😂

[@127lavendermoon]

The people complaining about what he said are just mad because the truth hurts or just have a really really bad sense of humor. His points were dead on!

[@bullballsallday]

+Marlena Fuchs Here's some truth for you. Homicide hasn't really gone down by much in Australia after the gun ban. aic.gov.au/statistics/homicide.html aic.gov.au/statistics/homicide/weapon.html

[@ratofvengence]

+oogity-boogity woogity Our rate dropped by nearly half. Those graphs which you are posting everywhere (lol) show the drop in total, which with population growth is a drop in the rate from 1.8/100,000 to 1.0/100,000. The US rate is 4.5/100,000 with all those guns to 'protect' themselves...

[@bullballsallday]

ratofvengence Bullshit! The population growth rate has been about 1.07% per annum. Please show a source to reinforce such claims that murder has phenomenally been reduced on a per capita and per annum basis.

[@ratofvengence]

oogity-boogity woogity Sigh. 354 homicides in 1996. 297 homicides in 2012. During this time the Australian population rose from 18.31 million to 22.72 million. So, as I said, a drop in total and a much greater drop in rate. www.aic.gov.au/dataTools/facts/vicViolentCol.html Too easy.

[@bullballsallday]

I'm still not impressed with those results. Murder might be down, but not by much, and certainly not enough to justify disarmament. Throughout the 20th century over 150 million people were wiped out after gun control which led to gun confiscation. Just look into the Armenians of Turkey, the Jews of Nazi Germany, the Ugandans, the Ukrainians under Stalin, The Chinese during the Japanese invasion and under the rule of Mao, the Cambodians under Pol Pot, the Tibetans under Chinese rule, and the indigenous people of North and South America. Also consider the other genocides where the victims weren't armed in the first place. Just go to Wikipedia and type in genocide. The list is very long. Look at the armed citizenry that overthrew Gaddafi in Libya. Bear in mind that not only can an armed citizenry prevent tyranny within their own nation, they can also prevent or fight off a foreign invasion. How do you think were doing in Afghanistan? Do you see those armed men having F22s or B2 Stealth Bombers?

[@gibsonrickenbacker6317]

8 years later. More kids are dead and thoughts and prayers still aren’t working.

[@Brozius2512]

Go figure!

[@Mike7O7O]

I wonder what that means.

[@jdheard22]

*reads comments* Found the 10% 😂

[@killimon1635]

Jygga at first I disagreed with this because I didn’t see any then I scrolled down 5-6 comments 😂😂

[@commonsense31]

just me 10% is all those Gun nuts out there acting so irrational, and get a hissy flip every time the talk comes around gun control!

[@mtgo9686]

just me I’ll say what I said on other clip, next mass shooting and every one after I hope those killed are family members of the idiots that think nothing is wrong with our gun laws, only seems fair

[@anydaynow]

Guns aren't new dumbfucks. The idea that a government can care for its people better than the people themselves isn't new either. You wanna talk about mass murder? You ridiculous children playing adult don't have a clue what the world you live in looks like beneath the veil. That cave you're hiding in is the dragons mouth. You might like to think you're the teeth but you'll see better soon enough. And too late at the same time.

[@burkesongs]

@just me 150 million is a false number. STFU with your fantasy stats. Gun control isn't fantasy football, you clown.

[@feedthemachine99]

Back to this clip AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!!!!!! Our country is hopeless.

[@tierefuerimmer9635]

If Trump gets elected in w 2024, we're all doomed

[@hendo-dogs]

I’ve listened to the whole BARE show at least 10 times, and every time it kills me. Just absolutely brilliant, and I share it everywhere.

[@markfox1545]

It doesn't kill you. That's a ridiculous thing to say.

[@hendo-dogs]

@@markfox1545 Don’t understand idioms, or is this a joke without the smiley face?

[@willl4219]

I mean its funny but full of anti gun false arguments and logical fallacies

[@JohnSmithShields]

​@willl4219 we found one of the 10%

[@willl4219]

@@JohnSmithShields 10%? What does that mean?