Jimmy SLAMS the Entire Nation of Australia | Jimmy's Insults pt. 5 | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown

[@Channel4Entertainment]

Sorry it's a couple of days late!! So... what are YOUR favourite things about Australia?! goo.gl/efseuY

[@kieranclarges2514]

Its not the UK...

[@h0lly_blue]

Adam Hills

[@BRAWLR333]

Kangaroos, they taste great.

[@Amzorose]

me. 😂 (just kidding, The Hemsworth brothers)

[@danielwilson5102]

Margot Robbie

[@NickOwens]

Sam’s “stop it” at 9:49 cracks me up.

[@lanceuppercut7477]

Nick Owens yeah and only Myles seemed to appreciate it!! Best bit of the whole video 😆.

[@90boyle]

Amazing.

[@deby9229]

I remembered it out of nowhere, and I just spent 15 minutes looking for it

[@alexthomas2067]

@@lanceuppercut7477 myles appreciates everything hahaha

[@HeartOfClod]

The "I once kicked a dog to death" was so out of left field I couldn't stop laughing! LOL

[@InklanUtterfield]

@Tarang Paradkar When Jimmy asked her what her secret was everyone assumed he was talking about the secret to her success (e.g. perseverance, studying, liking what you do). But then the secret was literally a secret--something you wouldn't tell anyone. Moreover, the secret was completely over the top. People didn't laugh because they like animal abuse, it's just that what Jimmy said was so far from what they expected that they found it funny. A classic example of British humour, in my opinion.

[@InklanUtterfield]

@Pol Fartin I was replying to someone else who didn't get the joke.

[@InklanUtterfield]

@Pol Fartin Whatever butters your croissant, hotshot.

[@leoui5081]

@@InklanUtterfield But when you read it like that..

[@gorillazinvader]

Its one of favorite jokes from Jimmy

[@supersquare]

3:12 "That's all well and good, but just tell us where your gold is buried." Johnny Vegas is amazing lmao

[@leejay630]

That delivery was spot on xD

[@willdenoble1898]

The “Aw for fucks sake” always kills me.

[@DrewSavo]

It’s the fact it takes him a second to figure it out too that gets me beat!

[@NickC-Ohio]

9:45 "it just takes two goes at me." "stop it." 😂🙈 =favorite countdown dialogue

[@christianevans5369]

Sean lock stills making us smile even though we are all so sad of his passing, god bless Sean.

[@gregevans2895]

He will always be in my thoughts as it was him who inspired me to do stand up

[@NxDoyle]

Was the title designed to troll Australians for a big view count? You do know there's only 12 of us, right? And our internet's so slow that Jimmy could have written us all individually and it would have made it here faster.

[@headhunterhb]

So you're not denying there's only 12 of you guys?

[@KettuKakku]

Andre Antunes Mendes There is only 12 of us.

[@martythemartian99]

I don't mean to cause a panic but... I think I saw a thirteenth! :o

[@andrewlinford9173]

Come on guys let’s be realistic there’s at least 20 of us

[@martythemartian99]

OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS CHRONIC LEVEL OF OVER POPULATION? I suggest a cull of Carlton supporters.

[@drcrow5767]

This is what you say at the Australian border “just let me inmate”.

[@guitarfrozenintime]

@Pol Fartin I think you meant customs... Borders separate two or more countries on land...

[@guitarfrozenintime]

@Pol Fartin Says the kid who posted this "the entire rest of the world, smartass" followed by this "every international airport is considered a border, smartass." LOL Quit Farting in Pools, kid.

[@MrBraddles3128]

Well, this was fun.

[@saraelizabethjoyce]

Well swimming to Australia isn’t like swimming the English Channel. Just thought you should know 🤣

[@NickC-Ohio]

where

[@smrj8315]

How have you guys not made a Miles Jupp compilation of him losing it at other guests ahah please

[@AntonDee]

same with Sean, if someone cracks him up I lose it

[@Channel4Entertainment]

Hey, that's not a bad idea! Maybe we will...

[@smrj8315]

:O Yes, please!!!

[@jamesgeekie2278]

...well? You've had an hour.

[@smrj8315]

Think it'll take some time to compile, mate^

[@philipparker7863]

'Joke's on you, mate. The A42 doesn't go anywhere near Hemel Hempstead.' Crying!

[@itsacarolbthing5221]

This selection really made me howl with laughter, especially 'well, all your food is really prison food'.

[@laurennn9666]

Carol B 1412 Can you please explain it to me? I just don't get it.

[@theJoeshomshow]

As an Australian i found it deeply hilarious

[@929heyhey]

Teaaholic, the UK used to send their prisoners to Australia, which to my understanding was basically how it was colonised.

[@quiltygal6981]

Not in South Australia :)

[@METALFREAK03]

+Drabswin "a time when stealing " - the important word their is stealing. You fucking convict.

[@joecave5375]

Can you put what series and episode it is in the corner pleaseeee

[@paulwagstaff8412]

Why don't you find out what series and episode they are for him and he'll add them? Joe

[@dismissing]

ALANSHEARERISGOD they do that for the normal EOOTC compilations. So it's not as outlandish as you're making it out to be.

[@joecave5375]

Paul Wagstaff sorry i offended you paul (i’m not) but why should i?, i just thought it would be good idea and clearly it’s a good idea as 177 other people like it, also it’s not hard to do, they do it for other videos and they would know where it comes from when they get the clips, in a bit paul

[@supersquare]

Everyone saying it'd take a week: they literally go episode by episode from their own archives and know exactly which episode it is when they're creating these compilations. This isn't a damn fan channel, it's Channel 4's official YT channel. Not outlandish whatsoever to ask.

[@JohnSmith-un7ow]

I check in wikipedia epsiodes

[@davecrupel2817]

"Sam trained as a vet. Then went to comedy. And he's known in both worlds for his put-downs." Ooh come on Jimmy! That was cold!! Hahaha

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

Of COURSE it's 'Lord of the Rings, The'...! Anything else would be ABSURD, Jon!

[@obi-wan-jacobi840]

That clip always has confused me because anyone as organized as he claims to be would always skip over the articles “a” and “the”

[@ianmontgomery7213]

@@obi-wan-jacobi840 more likely that he was in Lord of the Flies!

[@corriedebeer799]

I once played violin at a wedding where the bride decided to go to the church on a horse. What she did not realise is that horse shoes are very slippery on cobble stones. So when the horse approached the church he slipped and fell sending the bride flying breaking her arm and gave the horse a heart attack in the process. Was a very memorable wedding.

[@chopperaxon6171]

....and then everyone got drunk?

[@corriedebeer799]

@@chopperaxon6171 yes and no matter how well I played pachebel canon or air in g. The marriage was doomed

[@HCain]

Thats why you dont pick a horse as your wedding car. Donkeys are much safer.

[@paddyh8023]

Lol "I like sugar, it makes me sleepy"

[@Tiger-Suplex]

you'd think with all the advertising they do for this show on their youtube channel, they'd film more series

[@JHA854]

K Reo jimmy is on tour, I just saw him live. They’ll probably do more in the future.

[@dismissing]

J They filmed the all female Show earlier this June, so I'm pretty sure the filming of the upcoming series has already finished

[@METALFREAK03]

it only takes 2 weeks to film...they probably done it already. Just those lazy C4 editors... :P

[@EmmaMMusic]

New series kicks off next week with the all female episode

[@mistersee9731]

One acronym...ADP

[@michaeldowd8422]

Rob Beckett's teeth jokes crack me up every time. But he always took them in good humour, top bloke.

[@millertas]

Jimmy SLAMS the Entire Nation of Australia??? What three people.

[@MM-dq2pi]

Our population is more than 1/3 of the UK.

[@live-inlegend9797]

and 6x as big.... might as well let the wildlife vote

[@geministargazer9830]

Three? There’s at least 20 mate come on

[@zapkvr]

millertas what three people? What does that mean?

[@doger944]

millertas There's more than three Australians?

[@arya6085]

Jimmy SLAMS the entire nation of Australia and apparently all 6 of them are pissed.

[@zitakenny7787]

arya6085, there's 12 of us and 8 dogs 😂

[@AbsoluteSkycaptain]

8:03 is the most blindsided I've been by a punchline in awhile.

[@00BillyTorontoBill]

Im not saying rob's got big teeth ..but at summer solistice druids make a pilgrimage to his mouth. pfft.

[@Pert69420]

You guys should make a Sam Simmons compilation. “Can daddy have a biscuit?”.

[@teamtwiistz]

Rachel at 0:55 though. Probably her best look.

[@jackcloud4728]

naaa early episodes her white dress

[@Cruxador]

Looks like some kind of fetish outfit tbh.

[@covertfarts1947]

WOULD BANG!!!

[@NonsensicalSpudz]

"fetish" lol okie buddy

[@MM-dq2pi]

which episode is that? I judge which episode I have seen from her dress

[@sicboi]

Suzie is such a knockout!

[@alexhartley9963]

“Can daddy have a biscuit” “Can papi have a cookie” - Sam

[@Kaihass.]

Sean and Bob.... what a team!!!!

[@melmclean9397]

It's the kind of humour us Aussies dish out so we love it.

[@tubestick00]

I was laughing throughout this. So good. All of them

[@GrumpyTy34er]

To answer Jon's question, it depends on context. For example, I have a binder of trading cards and I put the "The"s and "A"s under T and A, respectively, since that's where they would be if you Googled them. As for video games, I usually skip the "The" and do the second word.

[@WorkingClassZombie]

Holly is so cute and adorable :3

[@utkarshjoshi9183]

@Oxy The Moronic Genius. mate what even

[@utkarshjoshi9183]

@Oxy The Moronic Genius. clearly not familiar with the slang are you? I meant where'd the pervert insult come from, in fairness Holly is cute and adorable

[@616CC]

*“Suzie gets posted words but when she’s off the clock she doesn’t give a shit”* It’s funny because it’s true hah

[@papasmurfette007]

Ah, the old convict putdown! The funny thing is, all the convicts were British. After they died out, only Australians were left...

[@FigmentSALabel]

Revelatory.

[@ShubhamBhushanCC]

Is anyone else nursing a massive crush on Susie?

[@briangreen6602]

I'd go with Susie, but i'd be thinking of Rachel

[@jamesknox64]

I reckon she goes like a freight train in bed. Seriously hot woman.

[@PeterSedesse]

Susie and Rachel are like the old Mary Ann or ginger debates.

[@markmark5269]

@@PeterSedesse Good call Peter. I get the feeling I would be like to be seen on the town with Rachel, but want to wake up and have breakfast with Susie. I think Rachel might be higher maintenance than a lot of guys would care for.

[@martycrush6412]

🖐

[@eomoran]

Jimmy carr knows how to steer into the comebacks

[@dtoora]

alex brookers reaction at 5:14 cracks me up!!!

[@rayantr6446]

i love so hard at snow part... amazing

[@lemmehitthatminecrafttop1039]

1:47 Can someone explain what Jimmy said pls?

[@NightKnight1996]

Dignitas is a Swiss assisted suicide company.

[@adde27]

Dignitas is a clinic in Swirzerland that helps, mostly, the elderly who no longer wish to live (they may suffer from stroke, or Alzheimer's or other issues that makes living very difficult). "Put to sleep" means both the literal meaning and to put someone to death (usually used when speaking of animals).

[@Doublejho]

"Dignitas is a Swiss non-profit members' society providing assisted/accompanied suicide to those members of the organisation who suffer from terminal illness and/or severe physical and/or mental illnesses, supported by qualified Swiss doctors" googled it

[@SteveCowlishaw]

"put to sleep" to mean both literal sleep, and death. You goto the vet to have your dog put to sleep. And Dignitas are the Swiss company who specialise in assisted suicide for the terminally ill who want to die.

[@martintaper7997]

I like how Sam picked up the foreign lingo straight up once informed, "tap-arse".

[@jamesholt337]

"That's all well and good, but just tell us where your gold is buried." Lmao

[@jwhite0398]

Rachel Riley is fit AF, my goodness. 😍

[@supersquare]

Nah, I like immensely brilliant, funny, and athletic women

[@jonathancook4022]

I don't know which Susie I prefer? The 1992 Susie or the 2018 Susie? Its remarkable how she has defied the years and been so loyal to the show and the 8 out of 10 spin-off.

[@adammarsh956]

3:14 just shut up and tell us where your gold is 😂

[@noone6037]

Did anybody else notice that Sara's moustache was upside down?

[@bftb]

Jimmy had to slam him cause Sara couldn't.

[@craygroup]

bftb female comedian, shit? Shocking

[@Chigz10]

@@craygroup the gammon has arrived

[@craygroup]

Chigz facts don't care about your feelings.

[@Chigz10]

@@craygroup what you stated was an opinion, which is your feelings, not facts. I said 'the gammon has arrived' which is a sentence without any mention of feelings. try again.

[@craygroup]

Chigz what I stated was a cold hard fact.

[@mortenfrosthansen84]

5:03 is absolute gold

[@mackster85]

Counter attack is reported: 600 spiders, 200 snakes and a trained koala hunting for weird haircuts led by Paul Hogan. You’re done, Boris

[@peddlersclan]

what they refer to as "slamming" in the 10 minute video happens at 10:24

[@eyedeasneverdie3348]

We need Johhny Vegas and Ed Gamble on a team together just for the diabetes jokes

[@pawpatina]

0:05 even better version "Rob brushing his teeth is like painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Its takes so long, by the time he is finished it is time to start again.

[@hairylimbaugh8331]

It wasn't a better version

[@stvp68]

I read where Dent likes Jimmy’s insults because they mean she’s really part of the group.

[@micko11154]

I had a friend who thought Sugar Diabetes was a Greek Boxer!!! :P

[@dismissing]

micko11154 he was but he lost his legs during a fight

[@esteban578]

Someone please make a best moments with Sam Simmons this guy is bloody hilraious

[@codie2035]

'All your food is prison food' love it. Kiwi here.

[@joemoyle7867]

Don’t understand joke at 5:30 please explain?

[@DemonAsh40]

“Tappers Menu” 🤣

[@davros_adl8155]

The best Australian food is from Vili's, which is in Adelaide, South Australia. I'll have you know that South Australia was never a penal colony, and so it is not prison food.

[@walikram7255]

Sara and Jimmy tag teamed him 😂

[@muhammadkamil3558]

Someone explain the joke at 0:50?

[@supersexygal01]

Muhammad Kamil it’s a joke about dogging spots/a spot people go for sex

[@erickrahn]

Why can't I find the episode where Sam Simmons smashes the heads of lettuce? pllllease help

[@rong-jiechew1565]

Sean lock looks like the old man in courage the cowardly dog

[@AlastorsShadowDemon]

Eustace!

[@d3ik3n182]

Does anyone know the full name of the Comedian in Dictionary Corner ? Sam.. something ? I like that guy and would like to look up his work.

[@paulelroy6650]

Sam Simmons

[@d3ik3n182]

@@paulelroy6650 Thank you

[@mikehzz9848]

I'm Australian and never heard of him.

[@nickm8874]

I hearty eyes Aisling

[@wimmeraparanormal6581]

Aussie cuisine can be summed up in one word.... PIES. No other country in the whole world has as many pies as we do. EVERY small town has its own bakery with its own variation on PIES. So if ya like PIES....ya know where ta live :-)

[@MM-dq2pi]

While for savoury pies that might be true, I would argue we are lacking in the dessert pie area.

[@wimmeraparanormal6581]

yes, perhaps we have room to improve.....or maybe we leave that culinary avenue to the French ;-)

[@MM-dq2pi]

We have Manu for that lol

[@juliazw4086]

It's actually funny because "pies" in Polish means "dog". I was quite shocked reading that

[@wimmeraparanormal6581]

haha, it would be more funny if we were talking about Korea instead. They love their 'Pies' too...

[@odvutdristi1698]

Nice video👌👌👍👍❤❤

[@manasr1099]

0:13 what did rob say?

[@bonnome2]

What is dignitas 1:47?

[@seanrooney170]

I love the Australian accent when they shout

[@HCain]

Sam Simmon's accent is especially nasally. We dont all sound as bogan as him. ;)

[@kraxus03]

8:04 Helloooooo Suzi !!

[@BradTheThird]

Who the hell is that by the letters at 8:19?

[@harryjpeter]

BradTheThird I think it's Claudia Winkleman?

[@jessicakeir2446]

Yes Claudia winkleman

[@smoofoperator]

Rachel was away for 2 shows, they got Claudia Winkleman for both and for her second appearance she brought Rob Brydon. EDIT: I wrote Rob Brydon I meant Rob Beckett, that's my bad. The episode is season 8 episode 8, aired on the 10th of March 2016. Enjoy!

[@Mr.Fabulous-1990]

who knows which episodes where that?

[@smoofoperator]

+Fjodor van den Broek I edited my comment above for you. Thought I'd write a direct reply just in case.

[@danaanker6671]

Jimmy Slams entire nation of Australia??? I'm still waiting...

[@harfast10]

For sentencing?

[@metalt1030]

@@harfast10 😂😂😂😂 Well.played, mate.

[@dasnac69]

just happy to see hemel mentioned lol

[@edu-kt]

Kudos to all the aussies who can take a joke.

[@drdassler]

Eduardo Daniel Kucharsky Terrazas I think they all can.

[@MrMmnngghh]

@Pol Fartin is that your only memory from your stretch?

[@MrMmnngghh]

@Pol Fartin Wow. Vivid imagination. How are the children's books coming along, by the way? Have you finished reading one yet?

[@MrMmnngghh]

@Pol Fartin thanks honey. Have a doughnut.

[@MrMmnngghh]

@Pol Fartin (oh, I should have added: I'm not British!)

[@sparky7327]

"i was at a wdding and the bride was shot." i'd call that a good honeymoon i'd call that a good shot ;)

[@adamfletcher3893]

Pretty funny bunch of convicts that kick your arse at everything

[@monomakes]

Mr. Mortimer owns that one!

[@janemacintyre9801]

When...??

[@Vyselink]

I don't know if you already have one but you should make a Sam Simmon's compilation

[@KhapriSun]

Someone please tell the name of that Australian comedian in the last clip 😂

[@NoahHughes116]

Sam Simmons, he has a short set at the Apollo that's really good

[@KhapriSun]

@@NoahHughes116 Thank you

[@funkyfranx]

Who’s in Rachel’s chair at 8:18?!

[@dismissing]

Toothless a randy panda

[@IBeAWizard24]

10:24 is when Jimmy slams the entire nation of Australia

[@Kaihass.]

I love Jonny Vegas. Hes awesome !!

[@Kaihass.]

MichaelKingsfordGray what?

[@boogiedownbronx73]

his ex wife is fineeee

[@ameliabutler415]

Tap ARSE menu 😂

[@FigmentSALabel]

Well spotted.

[@groovy2033]

‘technically all your food is prison food’ done out ere

[@ciarangolden4576]

whos that alex guy at 5:14

[@jforshaw1971]

Alex Brooker , TV presenter on channel 4s the last leg .

[@ilissakaufman639]

i love these

[@PhillRobinson]

Susie would never bore me she's yummy

[@Steve326]

UK comedy is miles ahead of the game,

[@lycos94]

whats that joke about the A42? i dont get it

[@bnbsports6288]

4:57 is that Harry fucking Maguire on the drums

[@PhantomHT1320]

i love [no homo] alex's face when he laughs

[@Mikwi9]

8:40 is my favorite part

[@bp56789]

8:03 What's your secret?

[@simoncollett4524]

1:03 " . . and the A42 doesn't go near Hemel Hempstead . . ." thus making it *outside* Hemel Hempstead!

[@zapkvr]

The only genuinely authentic Australian cuisine is a pie floater which roughly translates to a meat pie on a plate floating in a tin of pea soup. Yummers

[@melmclean9397]

Pie floater is a meat pie with mashed potato, mushy peas and gravy.

[@StalwartShinobi]

I was at blockbuster before it closed down and we always ignored The, so The Hobbit would be labeled under H but all Bond films were under 0 lol

[@jimmyrecendiz4940]

Can someone explain to me the beef between Australians and the English?

[@gerrardhart6040]

Prime Evil the Australian stole something front the English...

[@OriginalPiMan]

They're jealous.

[@TheJagged1234]

It’s literally just banter

[@jimmyrecendiz4940]

Takeyia Twitty thank you

[@CAHNE]

Australia is STILL under the Crown.. FTR

[@forgottenalex]

They truly got the worst Aussie to be on the show. Any Aussie worth their salt is a natural born sarcastic insult comic.

[@Moinul987]

the Johnny Vegas diabetes is too much xD

[@jordiejonny]

Culture only = food apparently.

[@geministargazer9830]

We like food

[@gb5085]

5:44 underrated