Jimmy Carr Stand-Up

Comedian Jimmy Carr tells jokes about meeting Brad Pitt, picking up girls at comedy shows and Facebook relationship statuses.
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[@Daz555Daz]

Must be hard for Jimmy to do clean an non-offensive jokes because his live show leaves nothing uncovered.

[@Ploxsource]

Hmm, I like Jimmy but i wouldn't say he's the best in the UK in my opinion. For me, it would be Lee Evans. Brilliant comedian.

[@aspyr5681]

That one guy wasn't spared though

[@animeswitch]

they are both incredible but lee evans is better in his own way.

[@coal_91]

howtoplanaparty If you're comparing these jokes to the jokes he does in his shows, this is very clean.

[@d9ngo121]

fuck off "regular folks" literally denotes the masses and not who your own perceived norm the people you refer to in your videos are titled antediluvian and outside of the norm society moves fast try and keep up

[@Thedarkassassin88]

"What rhymes with orange?" "No it doesn't" I'm using that XD

[@Pikey_Wikey]

That awkward moment when the comedian you have on your show for a few moments is funnier than you.

[@qy72hund]

its nothing unusual if u watch tonight show with jimmy fallon quite often

[@niajef]

but thats like every show...show hosts are show hosts, comedians are comedians, comedians are supposed to be funnier...

[@williammiles9486]

Not on the Graham Norton Show, the host there (Graham Norton makes sense doesn't it?) is fucking hilarious

[@chrisgilbert5575]

Jimmy Carr tearing it up in front of an American audience. I'm pleasantly surprised they took it so well.

[@coolguy5772]

Whaaaat you got Jimmy Carr on the show? Damn son

[@shaynebutler2443]

Classic!!!! Good move people at The Tonight Show.

[@NosajKnows]

The legend of 8 Out Of 10 Cats, 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown... And The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year! Jimmy Carr

[@Negi-Kitsu]

I love him in 8 out of 10 Cats

[@matthewstephens6848]

This is his incredibly light stuff. He does some evil shit. :)

[@walwin]

Missed the fuck out of Jimmy. So good seeing him on here

[@adamcourtney9030]

absolutely love Jimmy Carr! Master of dark jokes!

[@yatesy117]

one of the few stand ups that is actually decent these days...

[@therisenmitten7814]

Why is American TV so heavily censored

[@toddlaure2983]

The small few vocal retards couldn't take it if they see "bad talk" on their t.v

[@matthewhall1597]

Why is british tv so foul-mouthed?

[@therisenmitten7814]

Matthew Hall coz we aren't all polite minded people in 🇬🇧 , we all swear and everybody knows, so there's need in not showing it especially as it creates some of the best comedy.

[@gabrielrodriguez2153]

Matthew Hall, because they have actual freedom of speech.

[@matthewhall1597]

As long as he's in the U.S. he does anyway.

[@urhomiejess]

These are all jokes from Funny Business. Very good show you guys should watch it, it's on Netflix.

[@doctorwhosmagicalentertain100]

I watched him LIVE in Liverpool last night, I was cying with laughter

[@K_DC]

Great set. He was on a roll.

[@YEAHBEATSRapInstrumentals]

Try to keep this comment at the odd number of likes

[@assassin8or]

+RAP BEATS | YEAH BEATS | TRAP BANG Try to be original

[@RobertBenedikts]

+RAP BEATS | YEAH BEATS | TRAP BANG lamest attempt to fish for likes

[@Sillimant_]

RAP BEATS | YEAH BEATS | TRAP BANG easy

[@supreetsahu1964]

I love this guy!

[@73Luca73]

I didn't like Jimmy at first, but then I found his show The Big Fat Quiz and I love him ever since

[@joshuamartin9255]

As an American who just recently found Jimmy Carr, it's weird seeing him not being so crude. But he is still fucking hilarious

[@mistrofelis6600]

I love this one liner style!

[@Ivilinpl]

Oh my god?!! Why is Jimmy Carr there? Hahahaha Love him!!!

[@sodapop83]

whaaaat? jimmy carr on fallon's show?? hah love you carr!

[@lukekeegan2374]

this is what a good comedian looks like

[@KillaKlump]

pretty tame compared to some of the crazier Jimmy has said but still funny. My favorite british comedian

[@Rickiizthe1]

Love Jimmy Carr!

[@andrei_sf]

Haven't had a laugh like that in weeks lol =)))

[@lukess.s]

you've obviously never seen Jimmy before

[@Alex-jg2bc]

Would’ve loved to see how the audience would’ve reacted if he had gone full Jimmy Carr

[@oli1762]

Finally a good comedian on american tv

[@iamlegend128]

Remember when u were on the bus in nyc and watched it while walking towards time square

[@iamlegend128]

Sheesh 2024 now

[@klo632]

I love jimmy Carr!

[@kontrasts6661]

The funniest thing about this particular performance is that Jimmy speaks half as fast so the American's can keep up 😂

[@tylerfarmer1592]

Gotta love the one-liner comedians. Dangerfield, Hedberg, this dude. Sure is a nice divergence from the angry ranters like Carlin and Hicks.

[@HotShame0]

You want americans to get offended, bring jimmy carr to the u.s

[@divinescape9028]

this is hilarious😂😂😂

[@tunesc2507]

Jimmy Carr that was not bad...

[@widewatching338]

He's watering down his act because the TV Network demands it, anyone saying it's because USA Comedy is "Dumber" or "Simpler" is simply dumb. Oh, and Proof: Bill Bur Bo Bohnam Louis C.K George Carlin Dave Chappelle Etc.

[@Aanapoda]

he is a legend! people there don't even understand that!!

[@streglof]

weird audience. is this audience even real?

[@OfficialJansen]

+streglof Just a standard talk show audience that cheers and screams every 4 seconds

[@CreativoErratico]

This whole set would be 2min long in Britain.

[@samuelalfaro7792]

He’s like a British Sheldon Cooper

[@DUFMAN123]

I see Jimmy Carr has pulled out his more PG leaning jokes for this show. A change of pace for sure.

[@yamch]

every punch landed

[@3ADWOLF]

This was the equivalent of someone telling jokes to children because an American audience wouldn't know what to do with themselves if he went full Jimmy Carr on them lol.

[@GJSolo]

EXACTLY

[@berkshirehuntstables]

+Toma “HeavyCake” Hawk yeh i was like are they going to even know the punchlines? im sure some of them were just laughing because others were laughing...

[@hameem6845]

+Toma “HeavyCake” Hawk Yeah .. they started booing on the snow angels joke. what do you think they'd do if they heard the pedophilia and rape jokes :D

[@3ADWOLF]

Hameem Ahmed they're a strange bunch lol.

[@tdub102]

+Toma “HeavyCake” Hawk i like british comedy, but i have to go out and seek it on youtube. a lot of the edgier stuff can't be shown on network

[@rockmonst3r]

Had a moment of disbelief seeing him on Tonight Show. It's like when your favourite shows have a random cross-over episode.

[@suzawilo]

Yessssss😁

[@TheZombieoutbreak]

It's because of his Netflix special. and God is making up for trump a bit

[@kaintooke4789]

perhaps

[@WishIWasALeopard]

+rockmonst3r YES!!!!!!! I know the feeling. Everytime I see Det. Munch on a show.....

[@GJSolo]

Perfectly put!!!

[@xeniosm4549]

So, Jimmy Fallon wanted some advice on how to make proper jokes?

[@Hooli630]

😀😀😀

[@m.f.b2323]

+K DG I would love it if you're account was just Jim's secret account

[@Mr0011011]

+Xe M You thought this was great?

[@cooperfranco]

+Xe M Should be The Tonight Show with Jimmy Carr

[@missionpupa]

For one liners, yea it was great, one liners doesnt really get any better than this kid.

[@beingfunisfun]

fucking legend. if people thought these jokes were dark, you have nooooo idea how far he can go :)

[@ducheswannabe]

They say there's safety in numbers...

[@XoneXofXaXkind]

+duchesswannabe ......... something ....... Jews 😂

[@vansen5425]

+Ryan K Tell that to 50 million Slavics died in WW2 for the win...

[@XoneXofXaXkind]

+Ernest Blazic the Jews part was the full joke, you can't change that.

[@vansen5425]

XoneXofXaXkind I am on your side here, am I not?

[@paqman78]

He's blatantly telling those one liners so slowly for the benefit of the Americans. LOL.

[@tim213455]

hahaha

[@4IndieForever]

+paqman78 and still they didnt get the joke refering to the guy in the audiance for not owning that car, so she had bad sex with him

[@jellojiggle1]

+paqman78 You mistake "getting" the joke with people "getting" the joke and not thinking it was funny.Most of the jokes were old and stale. High School humor. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[@Zakbenji]

Exactly what I was thinking while watching this 😂😂

[@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un]

+Henry Floyd *You're calling people who watch this show 'significantly dumber.. what does that make you?*

[@WriterusAeternus]

Weird seeing Jimmy on American TV. I thought I was on the wrong feed.

[@Juleye]

+WriterusAeternus Weird not seeing Jimmy on his own show, Jimmy Fallon that is

[@kaintooke4789]

perhaps

[@nikhil_aryal]

Jimmy went to my school-RGS when he was in high school now I'm in YEAR7 JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THAT 😀

[@cainmunns231]

+Nikhil Aryal good on y a mate

[@economath8164]

+WriterusAeternus He's performing in NYC this week.

[@effysnicket9132]

That was the least offensive he's ever been!

[@fuzzage101]

+Olivia Winstone By far the least! Fallon's Tonight Show is notoriously prudish tho.

[@absolutiontheory98]

+Olivia Winstone That's what I thought and still audience were a bit jumpy with that one joke

[@JRai1073]

Books and Lipstick true!

[@brandon2932]

America is known for their political correctness

[@omarnaguib1297]

It’s American TV, love, they always ruin everything

[@Steve27775]

As a Brit, it's weird to see Jimmy Carr on the Tonight Show. Maybe a bit too dark for that audience, but he can get much darker and more perverse, believe me.

[@harrywebster8011]

Good god imagine frankie boyle

[@elementSe34]

+harry webster I'd kill to see that happen!

[@thomasoneill9960]

+Consolized Frankie Boyle, legend 👏

[@nicolasl]

+Steve27775 As a Dane this type of humor was right up my alley XD Loved it!

[@MonkeyspankO]

+Steve27775 he does make the rounds on British tv. such a treat to see him do stand up across the pond, you lucky buggers get him all the time!

[@LordBaktor]

Not bad even though he had to use his cleanest jokes here.

[@onepman]

ya, i kinda feel bad for him, i was wondering how he was going to handle it when i saw it was nbc lol

[@HotStrange]

ronnie caple Actually its on TBS.

[@laalki80]

It's America and mainstream TV audience. Sure would've liked to hear the reaction to the "best lubricant-tears-blood" -joke. :D

[@vtrmcs]

Plasterers radio.

[@MagnaRyuuDesigns]

Uhhhhhh Fallon's show is on NBC. you are thinking of Conan who is on TBS

[@DrSprigs]

You Americans are lucky Jimmy is holding back , if he did his normal act they'd all leave crying.

[@TomPraytor]

+william smyth You're right. We couldn't handle his act. No one in America could ever be as funny as Jimmy Carr. Minds blown!

[@DrSprigs]

Tom Praytor I meant how insulting his normal act is ,not how funny he is. like imagine if Frankie Boyle did shows in America

[@charliebitme56]

+william smyth lol frankie boyle does not hold back he is a legend

[@MrWar2244]

+william smyth Yeah Americans are such pansys who get offended by everything.

[@mikeansley5306]

+william smyth Frankie hates planes. He won't fly but maybe he isn't afraid of boats.

[@Jennyfisch]

British comedians tend to talk slow on American tv. Do Americans really have a problem understanding british accents?

[@RayasNegroOvejas]

Would be weird. English is not my first language but I've no problem with british accents.

[@simonjenkin]

+Jennyfisch They have trouble with strong accents like geordie or scouse or thick scottish dialects. The reason he seems slow is probably more to do with timing the chunk of material.

[@carolinepenn5916]

+Jennyfisch Depends on the particular American. Some people have difficulty with accents in general. Personally, Jimmy Carr is funnier on British TV, but maybe I just prefer him on panel shows interacting with other comedians and not doing standup. I love the Big Fat Quiz of the Year series.

[@Jennyfisch]

Caroline Penn Yeah, I agree. He's funny, but a series of short jokes gets tedious for me quickly.

[@simonjenkin]

PresidentSantana The US has pretty much all of the very best, smartest, most original stand ups (something Jimmy Carr would no doubt agree with as he's a huge comedy nerd)

[@Assenayo]

Jimmy's best joke ever is still: "If only Africans had more mosquito nets then every year we could save *millions* of mosquitos dying needlessly from AIDS"

[@BobbyBoushayy]

The Gooch Best joke? .... no.

[@Assenayo]

Yes, best joke.

[@BobbyBoushayy]

The Gooch Most offensive, yes. Funniest?.... nay.

[@Flooblegoo]

holy shit it's almost like humour is subjective or something... but nah that couldn't be right

[@fleabag6477]

The Gooch, you would know, your entire life is a joke.

[@SuperRand13]

what's this? A funny Jimmy, on Jimmy Fallon?!?

[@killswitchlee123]

SuperRand13 a watered down Jimmy.

[@r4hul101]

They got Jimmy Carr on the show. !? Huge in the UK.

[@ziadhajar6460]

+r4hul101 He's doing a tour in North America.

[@maxdecphoenix]

+r4hul101 he used to host a show on Comedy Central... like 10 years ago...

[@ziadhajar6460]

You mean "Distraction"? I thought that was a British show.

[@wayneyg30]

+r4hul101 He's not too big, about 6ft.

[@maxdecphoenix]

Ziad Hajar he filmed 6 or 7 episodes of Distraction for CC, but it was pretty neutered shit, but even with FCC Compliance Jimmy still made me laugh. Show was dog shit, and got canceled, but iirc he had a special on CC somewhere around then. This was all pre-YT, streaming era, but this reaction he had to an American expression always stuck in my head. I ended up finding some 'jimmy carr deals with Heckler videos' a number of years ago and rejoiced. I've since watched all his specials, a couple episodes of Cats, Countdown, etc He was on letterman a few years ago and it just bombed because he neutered all his jokes. Jimmy's lack of success in the states has more to do with the FCC than U.S. audiences. If he'd just go off script, he could have a lot of success in the U.S. just not on broadcast t.v.

[@jackrobinson382]

Jimmy you went to America and didn't make any jokes about 9/11, missed opportunity.

[@Will-oj3un]

Probably the producers talked with him about what he can and cant say. Plus 9/11 was 15 years ago, only the government can milk a tragedy for that long.

[@50ShadesOfEndo]

Why would he do that

[@supreetsahu1964]

+Jack Robinson It's tonight show, mate. They've got huge rods up their assholes, telling them to do PC and light hearted comedy.

[@dustywaxhead]

That would be just plane wrong

[@jamesmeade384]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Well whatever it is, it's heading for the world trade center.

[@youtubepeace]

Fun drinking game: take a drink every time jimmy clasps his hands together.

[@muraddiab6393]

I passed out two minutes into the video

[@suzawilo]

+Murad Diab 😀😀😀😀😀

[@DuskAndHerEmbrace13]

He's keeping it so clean for this slot. Disappointing, that's not what he's funny for

[@DuskAndHerEmbrace13]

Drossover I already have

[@oithornley7466]

He is in America so he needed to simplify it down

[@oithornley7466]

+SelfReferencingName lol

[@Tecolote41]

Also on TV so.. Can't really say "bad" things on TV. Maybe on HBO but this is Jimmy Fallon

[@matrixphijr]

Yeah, it has nothing to do with being in America, lol. We've had plenty of dirty comedians over the years. It has to do with being on TV, specifically NBC. They're prudes.

[@TVTestie]

Jimmy Carr is really, really fucking good at his job.

[@1ButtonDash]

his stand up's usually involve a heckler, they shoulda planted one in the audience. I love when he deals with them

[@lukess.s]

+Drossover ummmm why?

[@jtwilliamson6600]

His delivery is fucking amazing. I'm great at impressions and it's very difficult to mimic his delivery.

[@chrismcbride3209]

JT Williamson you should see him in British TV where they're allowed to swear and be offensive, he's such a savage

[@atrijitdas1704]

Jimmy Carr Beta version

[@davidjmclare]

Yep, I miss the jokes I don't even dare mention in a public comment. Awful, tasteless, sackable, but so damn funny. Not like this stuff.

[@iCoreyJames]

"Two? People?" hahahahaha

[@FishoD]

+Corey Hughes He is complete brute :D

[@joonochakma2823]

Can you explain the joke to me?​ because I don't get it

[@LaggardlySort]

@@joonochakma2823 He first implied he watched orgy videos, and then implied he watches beastiality

[@AwesomenessHippopotamus]

This is PG rated dark comedy by Jimmy Carr. He is far, far better if you enjoyed this. Definitely check him out

[@Arnelle.R.S.Guytano]

He laugh is *so* gold yet *so* horrific. If he laughed with his full on Jimmy Carr laugh, he probably would've either killed every viewer or chased everyone away haha!

[@priyagulraj847]

Exactly! And he was so tame in comparison to his UK to stuff.

[@debran940]

+Priya Gulraj they would have asked him to keep it pg

[@doraaaa0613]

+Priya Gulraj I'm honestly surprised. I've never seen him this clean lol

[@RobSmith2016]

Went to Jimmy Carr before Christmas, was one of the funniest nights of my life. This performance is Jimmy Carr at his tamest.

[@MartinSeth93]

+Tommy simonsen savage

[@tickub]

Jimmy Carr isn't even this tame for charity gigs.

[@Nufc16tag]

SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED

[@TheComfyGeek]

I love Jimmy Carr. Very British comedian, excellent host and very dark. he isn't afraid to go places comedians are usually scared of. Get used to that classic Jimmy Carr laugh btw

[@ablestmage]

Jimmy here in the US to research new tax options? =P

[@Snakebloke]

+ablestmage Hahaha

[@MrWar2244]

+ablestmage Lol only british people would get that one.

[@ablestmage]

+MrWar2244 I'm from Texas, but I watch a lot of 8oo10c and they joked about it quite a bit =)

[@asmartistenthusiast3469]

😂

[@frostwolf8190]

He has a very british and dark sense of humor I love him but I dont know if Americans are ready for it :D

[@drya.787]

+Frostwolf When I saw his name, I literally said, the US isn't ready for Jimmy... they certainly wouldn't be for Frankie Boyle.

[@EvilMonkeyPlaysGames]

+Damian Ryan Frankie Boyle would turn the country upside down especially with his 911 jokes

[@PumpkinCreep]

+Frostwolf Stop with the generalization. I'm not American but I get really annoyed when people assume for no reason that Americans don't understand British humour. Didn't you hear the laughs? It would be ridiculous to think that they are all fake laughing.

[@Frexuz]

+EvilMonkeyPlaysGames They wouldn't understand his accent ;D

[@Favouredmojoe]

We have Louie C.K. We can handle Jimmy Carr

[@BresdilloK]

"What rhymes with orange?" "No, it doesn't." Eminem: "Try again.."

[@lefinlay]

Harambe rhymes with orange

[@adityakothari7466]

Orange ... Door-hinge ..... porridge. I could go on

[@robertgadau]

"What" ... doesn't rime with orange ! lol

[@chrisoliver1797]

He's not as good on American tv because it's so watered down

[@InfectedoOG]

Darn, Ive already heard these jokes on Netflix.

[@MrNgbbd]

haha same, kinda disappointed.

[@mohammadzakariya2379]

+D dot S same aswell

[@Snakebloke]

+_Infected | o_O Oh, really? That's poor showmanship then from Jimmy...

[@InfectedoOG]

Hmm, Comedians usually schedule 1 or 2 performances when they go on tour. I guess this was just a part of that tour.

[@bronesbrones2599]

+_Infected | o_O he's on the show advertising the netflix show........

[@TheJoja13]

I'm very surprised he only did his laugh once, Jimmy's laugh elicits laughter in itself

[@okayheykae]

+Joja Lee Agreed - I watched this mostly in hopes of hearing the laugh!

[@poloniumfist6059]

+KaeAnde I know right? There was only like half a second of it

[@TheInselaffen]

Is the Countdown money not enough?

[@TheSlick44y]

That's 8 out of 10 cats does countdown not the real countdown.

[@flatoutlogic3615]

+TheSlick44y We know, haha.

[@GiorgiNemsitsveridze]

+Organon Maybe he's a comedian and it's perfectly normal. Btw I think he is one of the best and I'm glad he appeared on JF's.

[@robertvdhill367]

+Organon Not if he has to pay taxes on it :P

[@TheSlick44y]

+Gero_ Marc but if you'd known, baby, you would have said is the 8 out of 10 countdown money not enough, and not: "is the countdown money not enough"

[@doraaaa0613]

Damn. So PG. I laughed, but I was still a bit put out by how PG it was. Love Jimmy.

[@JonathanReite]

+crossfires And this is his tame stuff. If you liked it you should se one of his full lenght stand up shows :)

[@doraaaa0613]

Jonathan Reite Oh no. I'm completely familiar with Jimmy's stuff - which was why I was put out by the PG-ness hahahah. I feel like a lot of potential was wasted xD

[@GiorgiNemsitsveridze]

+crossfires Yea, that's US television, what can I say. The things Jimmy usually jokes about wouldn't really go so well

[@JonathanReite]

I went to his show in london a few years ago and he had a joke about putting babies in a blender. I laughed until i started crying :D

[@doraaaa0613]

Giorgi Nemsitsveridze Yeah, affronted gasps every few seconds and everything. Joking aside, American audiences can take graphic humor I'm sure, just not Jimmy Fallon's audience I suppose?

[@nathanbutler8240]

about damn time someone has jimmy carr on the mans sense of humor is hilarious

[@Currymastuh]

Jimmy Carr would likely be the best joke book writer on the planet, but watching his disjointed stand up can be fatiguing.

[@andyallwood]

that was quite tame for Jimmy Carr, still good of course.

[@wiitard123]

Americans are easily pleased

[@pravinda333]

+Haiderroo and more easily offended

[@cynicalidealist11]

+Haiderroo Yes,generalize an entire nation of people...smh

[@SpasticHatchet]

Jokes on you, this "comedian" is more respected in the UK

[@theolav12]

These jokes are from his Netflix special

[@shizkiz1]

+Balzsack mcdouchwad obviously - he's here to promote the content of his special

[@saunderss25]

And the people in the audience have no idea this was a very tame performance from him.

[@MultiBigbird01]

Definitely not his best jokes....then again, definitely not his best audience.

[@amanrob]

MultiBigbird01 It's network television, they wouldn't allow his good material.

[@MrMorganfarts]

He is one of the best comedians alive.

[@quinnahmed9970]

Nope

[@johnnyflamevlogz8203]

+Quinn Ahmed one of them

[@juliecroft479]

+MrMorganfarts or dead!

[@creedparker]

Who's your favorite?

[@johnnyflamevlogz8203]

+mccryingrainbows you're probably not asking me but Louis ck

[@lawyerofjustice]

Disliked, not nearly offensive enough.

[@mstandenberg1421]

+James Leiper hehe... it's umerican telly... he can't express himself naturally there. This is close to lite beer. Kinda tastes like real beer but... you know. Can't help but feel disappointed after expecting a result. Could you imagine him saying his joke, "The best anal lubricant isn't little boys' tears. It's blood." on the tonight show? Hehe...

[@mezerome]

Anthropologist here: no clicking in any language in North Africa sir, you're thinking of Southern Africa.

[@sevs4137]

+mezerome Would've worked better with Central Africa. Still a solid joke.

[@gQuaresma07]

+mezerome I think he was trying to make fun of how americans suck at geography

[@JudasIscariot81]

works better somewhere in between

[@KurtVachon]

+mezerome "Dissecting a joke is like dissecting a frog, few are interested and the frog dies"

[@4seeableTV]

+mezerome Captain Obvious here: mezerome is a nerd

[@nicknickb]

looooooool oh shit jimmy!!! GET FRANKIE BOYLE AND HUGH DENNIS ON YA BASTARDS

[@punkybrewstar83]

I'm a vet nurse student, but few others seem to have any sense of humor. I will save that thermometer one up until the day I discover another nurse who isn't a miserable person.

[@mmyafai72]

punkybrewstar83 that's why your a vet nurse

[@JohnnyRoseofVersailles]

Too mild for Jimmy! But glad he's on the tonight show.

[@rbeygarcia]

I think it's hysterical all these UK "fans" are calling Tonight Show or any other late night show in the USA "tame", like Jimmy hasn't routinely scaled down his jokes for UK performances. I'd like to point you idiots to Jimmy's appearances on UK shows such as: Loose Women (who ejected Joan Rivers once during a commercial break for letting slip ONE F-Bomb by accident), Parkinson, Jonathan Ross, and the biggest gig in show business: The Royal Variety Show. Jimmy severely toned it down on each of these gigs. Stop blaming it on the USA. It's about self-interest to get ahead. Doing a mass-appeal show will always require that acts don't speak the way they might do at the local basement comedy club. or on Graham Norton's. It's how you get ahead in life. A good comedian can do clean ANd dirty and still be funny. Jimmy wants to break into the US market. Who the hell wouldn't. This is where the big time money is. No matter how huge an artist is in the UK, US is always the brass ring.

[@kenzo3005]

English humour at its best 🇬🇧

[@benmatthews9760]

Oh that is nothing.....

[@rosiewalker1154]

Search up other Jimmy Carr vids, that's proper humour :)

[@ShartimusPrime]

LOL!!! Hilarious! Laughed at all of them.

[@andyocineoficial]

+ShartimusPrime Shartimus? haha Sup dude, I love Jimmy Carr!

[@sophiabarnett7045]

God I love Jimmy Carr

[@sophiabarnett7045]

+Drossover okay

[@Szaam]

It's so nice to see British comics going down well on American TV. Enjoy our offerings, America.

[@pixiniarts]

Two? People?

[@pixiniarts]

I know >_

[@djordjepe53]

+MW Do you really think he didn't know that? Holy shit that's stupid...

[@wiiagent]

+pixiniarts that was the best part lol!

[@archilonshadowheart7]

too bad he couldnt use his real material him and frankie boyle have written some top notch jokes together. Frankie though NEVER holds back for fear of offending. Jimmy is a bit nicer in that regard.

[@naurcho]

THRILLED to see Jimmy Carr on the Tonight Show, he is a comic genius.

[@Scythecleff]

Took me a second to realize what he meant by, "So it definitely wasn't the car..." 4:25 I died... x'D Seems like no one in the audience got it, haha.

[@TCt83067695]

+Sebastian Pope oh my goodness, i get it now. oh my lawd i'm slow. but then i guess i'm not the only one lol

[@lewistaylor346]

+TCt83067695 I still don't get it. I'm normally good at understanding the jokes.

[@Scythecleff]

+Lewis Taylor If the car part of the joke didn't relate to him, the small penis part did.

[@lewistaylor346]

+Sebastian Pope oh 😂 i was thinking way too far into the joke after seeing this comment when it was quite obvious.

[@timlepo7080]

If you died for real, then how come you still write stuff? Liar.

[@619ck154]

Jimmy Carr appearing only to do stand up on Jimmy Fallon would be the equivalent of Kevin Hart appearing on Graham Norton only to do stand up