Jimmy Carr - Global Warming

This stand up performance of Jimmy Carr took place at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, Quebec, in 2011.
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[@thejew1789]

She said "NO!" I said "That's the spirit." Kills me every time.

[@IrenaDeacon]

Hahaha

[@abdenacerfodil2546]

Ironic cause your Jewish .

[@crown470]

Abdenacer Fodil, you’re*

[@TBFSJjunior]

Reminds me of the old: "9 of 10 people enjoy group rape"

[@Dillinger86]

My favorite is "So I asked my girl for anal and she said fuck that shit!" I said "That's the spirit"

[@rogeriorento9730]

*1 - insert joke* *2- exhale lightly: hä ha hä*

[@livedandletdie]

Don't you mean inhale, because Jimmy's laugh is inhaling instead of exhaling like everyone else...

[@un_ikko8953]

Inhale

[@MusicValency]

It's crazy how those letters makes sense

[@----.__]

@@MusicValency If you have enough of them, they make dollars.

[@blakemarsee4801]

"What's missing from their lives??? You." Savage.

[@jilliansmith7123]

Blake Marsee: I wonder if the long pause before he added that was for them to "get it" on their own...they didn't seem to. I did. Savage!

[@annother3350]

They showed people in the audience getting the joke

[@jilliansmith7123]

Ann Other: I re-watched it. Boy, are you right! I completely missed their reactions, lots of laughter, and his slight pause was for further comic effect. What was wrong with me two months ago? Thanks for pointing it out. I'd delete the first post in shame, but then your reply would be left hanging, so I'll leave mine. Have a great rest of the week and a good weekend.

[@annother3350]

@@jilliansmith7123 no worries jillian

[@21isTuAN]

i love how the audience are just perplexed on how to react to his jokes hahahah the ones who are laughing are cleary having a clear conscious

[@earthman4222]

The dude in th audience rocks for his attitude.

[@KuroiHato69]

Jimmy Carr is the best when he is the worst!!! LOL

[@simplesquare1]

yeah no shit you dumb fuck

[@ловушказвезда]

simplesquare1 alright sweetheart calm down

[@obi501]

@@ловушказвезда you scouse?

[@ловушказвезда]

BIG RON nah bud

[@Flamma-theSyrian]

that smoke joke was brilliant

[@ASkepticalHumanOnYouTube]

Same with the one about him being insecure about one testicle being bigger than the other two.

[@arckocsog253]

I didn't get that.

[@Flamma-theSyrian]

sex friction

[@suicidalpotato9235]

Didn't get it

[@robson_leao]

just man with thick cock understand that

[@motey1829]

When he says “Al Qaeda” ; he looks straight back at Dinesh..

[@DevilsInferno1]

"..." That is the face.

[@MrMedic-qc1ff]

*Dinesh

[@KaeYoss]

Danish?

[@gnostic4]

Dinesh is a Hindu name actually

[@SA77888]

Hahaha was just gonna comment the same thing. He was gonna say something but then thought better of it.

[@carrrexx7190]

That angelic face cannot prepare you for the devilish content to be served. Bon Appétit.

[@provpaulie]

I like how he jumps from joke to joke. Not long stories. Hes 👍. I laugh

[@markmark5269]

He tries to make them as short as he possibly can, his shortest jokes are well known: "Dwarf shortage" and "Venison's dear"

[@livedandletdie]

Venison's dear isn't it is the 4 word joke, and Dwarf Shortage is the 2 word joke, there is a 1 word joke, but it usually splits crowds in half, It's socialism. The best joke since the joke "Plato was a good guy." was a thing.

[@markmark5269]

Carr has used "Venison's dear" since. I live in China, you know, a "Socialist" country, I just wrote this on my blog a few days ago ... "So we just put 100 rmb ($15) on the electricity card (a chipped card), which is then fed into the meter to give yourself credit units of power. Something wasn't right, had 44 units, put 100 on, now have 158. Hour later we get a text message from the State Power Company, "good rains this year, dams full, turbines running at easy capacity so we gave you 15% extra. Not only is State run water, power and gas damn cheap because it rightfully belongs to the people, they don't even make a profit off of you when they can, rather sharing it out. Government's selling of essential public assets that rightfully belong to the people so that private companies can profit from them, is a criminal act as far as I'm concerned". ... Socialism is fine when applied correctly by the correct leaders, it's only when it's applied by cunts to favour the minority that it becomes a problem.

[@DustyTomahawk]

It annoys me

[@ShaunLovesMaths]

This wasn't about global warming.

[@RED_XMAS]

It was better

[@micahtritscher951]

0:30

[@RadioactiveSand]

@@nicot9305 He mentioned, but it wasn't about it.

[@Bai_Su_Zhen]

@Shaun Isherwood @RadioactiveSand Sure, OP should have just uploaded the joke about global warming and never let you fuckers see the rest. Then you couldn't use this complaint. Although, I'm sure you would make up a different one.

[@RadioactiveSand]

@@Bai_Su_Zhen Using that same argument, I could take a copy of Hamlet, look in every page till I find the word "parrot", then higlight it and erase the rest of the book, and claim that Shakespeare's work are a guide about ornithology. And also, why not, call "you fuckers" anybody who disagrees with me.

[@IrenaDeacon]

What I really love about him is a fact that he just the jumps from one line to another and all of them are just so funny you cannot stop laughing. He doesn't stick the one topic for too long one sentence or two sentences maximum know long stories. Then he jumps onto a totally different topic it cracks you up even more. I watch a lot of comedy and he is the only one who actually does it in this style and manner and I absolutely love it but I wish to see him one day performing live😊😊😊😎😍

[@borisbrian2565]

I've heard some of these oneliners at his other shows, but the way he presents it makes me feel like it's new

[@theodorul4085]

when you're so lost in the stand up that you completely forget the title and then you see it again when the video is over and you're like WHA DA HEK?

[@Getthenderson]

I find Jimmy hard to appreciate because his jokes are 80% one liners and just seem so quickly made up, but I like him and end up watching his stuff because here and there he makes me really laugh.

[@Jayyyjy]

That's mainly the case in these short appearances. When he does longer gigs (I went to one of them on his tour, two hours or so with a break half way through) there are longer jokes and subjects as well

[@randomnessocity]

Jimmy's style of comedy is very different than the current trend, he talks about this in recent interviews. Current comedy is all about being relatable, narrative, observational, and weaving in some throwbacks. Crafting many jokes isn't really as much of a thing, it's about crafting a set that has one large payoff.

[@collectorduck9061]

You find it hard to appreciate him---------> he makes you really laugh. ?

[@collectorduck9061]

The OP made no such comment, but thanks for your opinion.

[@chilcottjack29]

Will White he's a talented comedian, theres no doubt about that but people should know that a lot of his jokes are writen for him by others. One example is Frankie Boyle used to write jokes for Jimmy.

[@rafahwdp2798]

"pull my finger" 10/10 bloody love it haha

[@dismissing]

I am a big Jimmy fan and I hadn't heard a lot of them before (especially the starting part)

[@MegaWarlus]

ok

[@gruntymchunchy1527]

It is not ok, nothing is ok

[@sarahann530]

GruntyMcHunchy You are definitely not OK

[@kanemcdonald4371]

He writes most of his content up brotha

[@timothygiese6726]

Finally, a stand-up routine comprised mostly of one-liners.

[@phoenicianknight7801]

Jimmy's the best just gets a bit awkward if you watch him with someone. Word of advice, never have family around when you do so

[@Terrum]

Only if you're not comfortable with listening to material involving incest and non-stop sexual stories. Personally my brother and I have a blast when going to Jimmy Carr gigs every year or so - it's just a matter of opinion.

[@Terrum]

sam neale You get a thumbs up from me!

[@kanejarrett1671]

Really depends on your family, my and my mum love him

[@kanejarrett1671]

Go drink A Glass of Freshly Squeezed Ass Juice

[@teenagesatanworship]

My dad loves Jimmy :)

[@thesprawl2361]

'Pull my finger' - brilliant

[@freebee8221]

Wow a stand up comedian who actually tells jokes!! Very funny. Love jimmy carr

[@NocturnalPyro]

is jimmy carr's laugh real? cause if it is it's amazing.

[@smoog]

Nocturnal Pyro It's not. Occasionally someone will make him genuinely laugh. Sean Locke has done it on several occasions.

[@NocturnalPyro]

smoog i see

[@sed8me69]

So all that "on the inhale" is rhetoric....? Or you talking that full glotal choke..? Face it, Sean, and yeah Li'iL Jon, have this fkr in near constant tears..!

[@crown470]

I knew someone with the same exact laugh.

[@frce8261]

Tell em

[@patzchan1900]

Me and my sister watched this show. We never treated each other the same again

[@chad3558]

no one got the smoking after sex joke, that was pure gold

[@Hekkle01]

Jimmy Carr’s laugh just takes you off guard when you first hear it.

[@AnonymousInquirer]

His laugh is the best joke haha

[@quatron9561]

That smoke joke went over my head for a second then I realize :D

[@rain8a]

Jimmy Carr is hilarious 😂😅

[@Yoyoman835]

5:52 has got to be one of my favorite jokes of all time, lmaoooaoaoaoaoaooaaoaoo

[@CyberMedic449]

Not many laughs as others shows I've seen. Still worth watching 10/10.

[@மணிகண்டன்ஆறுமுகம்]

And r/jokes subreddit survives using his one-liners

[@WalterBlomquist]

This guys is hysterical! 👍🏻

[@Lord_David0]

F in chats for the guy at 5:49

[@jennifer86010]

6:09 He says "I've been Jimmy Carr"....as if he is going on to become someone else?

[@aidenw207]

My Favorite Comedian!

[@kevinwg02]

I've been listening him all day i love him !

[@buckybarnes3803]

OMG friggin hilarious stuff

[@乙-f1s]

Kinda highlights the real issues. Which is the point.

[@henri6948]

Wow Bucky never knew you like british comedians.

[@callroland]

One of Jimmy´s best. All his gigs are good.

[@jocomfiresin6982]

I'll be honest i had no recollection of this dude. Until, he laughed. Then i remembered him.

[@TheChrismsanchez1]

Brilliant!

[@Kusanagi7618]

The last one is sooo funny 😂

[@coreywilson5413]

so good.

[@Mog435]

Ladies are you easy to live with ? Audience yeaaaaaahhhh All the men silent until they got a slap 👋😂

[@YaoEspirito]

That fine "love-sick" joke went over their heads, I think.

[@cheesecake2631]

Who else thinks he looks like roger federer

[@Mark-in5cb]

He even called himself a down syndrome Roger Federer

[@Duhya]

Young Nixon.

[@KaeYoss]

Cheese cake Roger Federer is his mum

[@diegopisfil614]

Cheese cake he has Ian Somerhalder and Cara Delevingne's vibes

[@sub2willne52]

He does

[@nicot9305]

Great stuff!

[@shivam.maharshi]

Embarrassed to say that I had never heard of him until now. The guy's brilliant!

[@bryanmannoia8410]

what's missing from their lives? classic. one funny dude.

[@strke69]

I think that guy with the afro near Dinesh looks a bit like David Luiz:)

[@peterribolli8300]

8 out of 10 cats. The best:)

[@Cafe-O-Milk]

Simply a legend.

[@infiltr80r]

Best comedian of this decade.

[@MMCLLC7]

Milton Waddams woah. That's a B O L D statement.

[@infiltr80r]

Yes. And subjective.

[@SamShortzYT]

Frankie Boyle?

[@christopherrembert6356]

Milton Waddams Frankie Boyle, Louie CK, Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, Jim Jefferies, Dave Chappelle?

[@infiltr80r]

Louis CK, Chappelle are right up there...CK is possibly better. Gervais though, really?

[@janeroblox7334]

I love his laugh

[@TomCastellani]

I thought this was going to be a video of Jimmy Carr but turns out it was Jimmmy Caarr

[@jonnyBB3B]

Hahaa do you want to do a rape fantasy. She said no i said thats the spirit. Never laughed so hard lol

[@spencerlam9361]

You can hear the Dutch East India company talking about Indian people in his voice. It's like a time capsule. DInesh.

[@jefferyguillen4848]

Jimmy carr is the most savage comedian ever😂

[@1wannabee1]

I would'nt go THAT far! But he IS bloody good.

[@igu35s]

I believe his intro bit was garry shandling, rest his soul.

[@jackj.l0084]

What a disgraceful audience,, Jimmy is absolutely brilliant saw him 3 times and laughed so much,, great work by a great stand up,, which is a hard job

[@rosscardenas6636]

that is so good

[@DIZAZZO]

Jimmy Carr is one of the few comedians that can say the most horrible things with that straight face... Huge fan here. Cheers from Brazil.

[@kamaljohnson2200]

1:07 who thought of Lucifer Morningstar with that one

[@ankhdrassil]

My girlfriend used to smoke after sex, so we decided to use lubricant. HAHAHAHAAH

[@pedrocamara9088]

I like to see how descriptive the video's title is

[@soukainael6635]

Educative comedian haha .. start bad but finished awesome

[@EriAirlangga]

I don't know Roger Federer has got side job

[@alejandrob6761]

woman at the back 2:32 is stunning

[@fordnutz698]

Good eye...

[@dumalun8388]

Hahaha I need friends like him

[@googlselzmiyinfo9040]

Don't mean to start a riot but: I think this guy is the closest thing we have the Rodney Dangerfield today.

[@samn6498]

I don’t have a clue who you’re talking about

[@googlselzmiyinfo9040]

sam neale before your time youngin'

[@samn6498]

B Dynm haha I’m 25 but okay ☺️

[@googlselzmiyinfo9040]

That wasn't an insult

[@thehodge168]

Ever watched the episode of the simpsons where mr burns son comes along. just think of him.

[@sidyadav7157]

Just when u thought.... Shit can't get more offensive... Jimmy.- hold my beer.. 👌

[@nicholasjohnson3542]

This was mostly recycled jokes but he did it in a way that they were hilarious.

[@varunsingh6772]

Now I know where SMS/Whatsapp jokes comes from....Jimmy Carr is the head writer

[@JacobScott0000]

the religion jokes really don't go down as well over the pond, ey :D

[@carrrexx7190]

Not as well as your priest?

[@alcazar123456]

Lol this guy is savage

[@acethefiredragon8525]

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my wife, and my girlfriend whom I really love............

[@DeadPool-dp8zk]

The way we do it.

[@kingfckncole9340]

His transitions are really quick

[@BlindGuardianCz]

Can you imagine Jimmy Carr and Ricky Gervais stand up....... I think that might be funniest thing in the world...

[@Revelian1982]

No need to imagine it. They both actually do it. It's their job.

[@sheikhsamee]

he did that in Montreal lmao

[@Mickymaxywonder]

hshahahaha jeeney mac hes so funny in stitches😂😅😆😎

[@wankstankonia]

David Hogg is gonna become a witty British comedian when he grows up!

[@1tonofclay]

This guy was a virgin until 26.

[@AmanSingh-bt1rx]

What ??

[@___blaggard999___8]

Bill burr was 27. I'm pretty sure I didn't make that up.

[@zombiemastahlive]

Hahahahaha! Brilliant

[@andyparkhouse4157]

He's damn good...

[@kennethsmith383]

The sign says 'JIMMMY CAARR'

[@MasterShakeXYZ]

Those were some fine jokes about global warming.

[@bubblegum2445]

so tame for jimmy... 😂😂

[@debowiec3]

This type of "comedy" should be R-rated!!!!!!!!!

[@mtrps_]

come on life's for living

[@samueljones6332]

By day he's a comidean By night he's a that Minecraft guy who's a cat

[@RealFemale69]

"I understood that reference"

[@norrielcelario5374]

Hands up to Jimmy Carr for having the balls to make an Al Qaeda joke!

[@palash4789]

Do something on Indians we got content 🦄 🤣

[@luisvega666]

so much more relaxed when younger

[@ayeeye1524]

Very funny 😂

[@jonpierson8364]

His opening “ you sound happier” was taken from Jim Jeffries....in his defence it does sound like he has writers with all his one liners.

[@Lesminster]

Grande finale :D

[@VigneshVR]

Was he speaking slower than he usually does? It feels like that to me somehow.

[@leveluplew8355]

Vignesh Ramani he does it for americans so they can understand and follow the jokes easier.

[@thingamajacky]

Jack Lewiee - but this is in Canada...

[@ddebenedictis]

Don't bother thinga...Jack doesn't really give a crap where this is, he just wants to bash Americans.

[@thingamajacky]

ddebenedictis - ah. let's not let facts get in the way of a good put down.

[@dmgunmaster]

does the speed really matter to you?

[@vitocorleone1462]

Dad needs that shits hilarious

[@peruface]

Hilarious

[@YouTubehandle415]

This guy is hilarious