Jimmy Roasting Women VOL. 5 | Jimmy Carr

[@liboud22]

"Give her a glass of water and we all find out".. Whoever said that, you sir, are a champ!

[@grogon9614]

Just added to the whole thing no end.

[@liboud22]

@Hatter Foil Thnaks mate, but someone else ruined it though!! :(

[@Jifflan]

I dont get this :+

[@imcontemptwithlife4155]

It was me

[@foddyfoddy]

Best line of the whole show😂

[@federalbureauofinvestigati750]

This is why you always sit as far back as you can at stand up shows lol

[@mindeater1127]

But I love the banter

[@Le_reaper]

Hello my fellow anti social and person who doesn’t want to be embarrassed in a show.

[@federalbureauofinvestigati750]

@@Le_reaper hello the person who likes would risk being exposed as a person who defecates on their significant others chest. Don't take it to heart I didn't take yours to heart

[@Le_reaper]

@@federalbureauofinvestigati750 didn’t mean that in a bad way and actually fully agree with your original statement also nothing was taken to heart either.

[@moisesyome4058]

Nar. I sat front and centre on his show. Got roasted for eating peanuts and having a beard whiles called Moses

[@AlohaCxbe]

Roasting women and complimenting men: „You’re definetely not a virgin.“ Roasting men and complimenting women: „You’re definetely a virgin.“

[@princejangra1231]

@@ArtAlpha108 exactly 😂😂

[@jangolub8240]

Muh body count dont matter 🤣

[@BatkoNashBandera774]

The guy's humour is spot on.

[@ShinobiVIPER]

I love how he’s absolutely savage in the video and polite in the outro 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Yeah he looks very skinny in the outro too

[@SniffinYaMum]

@@nickevershedmusic8927 jimmy carr coke head

[@ynedd]

If their relationship lasted the 48 hours after the show, it can probably last the 48 years after as well 😂

[@NewMessage]

Much better than that "Armie Roasting Women" video.

[@lgalan40]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wewilldiehere]

Not as good as the "Spit Roasting Women" video.

[@hammondcheeseman5361]

Better than the Spanish Inquisition roasting women too.

[@mithrandir6283]

@@hammondcheeseman5361 That joke is absolutely perfect! Thank you for giving us some juicy dark-humour jokes.

[@Loknath009]

Nice mix of videos Jimmy, I didn’t know you have a channel but I’ve watched all your specials. Subscribed.

[@AussieSusan1]

Thanks Jimmy for the belly laughs 🤣 🤣

[@licensetodrive9930]

I love how Jimmy's unabashed view on certain aspects of life brings out the wickedness in the audience too :)

[@jasonvandervalk3679]

I couldn't agree more! People are so sensitive until you make it comely

[@susanrich606]

You must be making the argument for his horrible personality

[@licensetodrive9930]

@@susanrich606 You're not judging his personality from his standup comedy routines are you?

[@AndrewBlacker-wr2ve]

There's no wickedness. Who told you that?

[@leoscalzi296]

Thanks, you're a legend!

[@kosherjew4223]

"They're not like us baby" HAHAHA

[@kellingtonlink956]

Thanks for another brilliant selection of bits

[@redheadedpsycho4566]

6:49 she did NOT sound happy. if you can't take a joke, then don't go to jimmy

[@abcdefg2120]

Who?

[@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.]

@@abcdefg2120 The slü✝️

[@appol2584]

Nono she handled it just fine It’s just awkward when the other person is the star of the show and a comedian

[@agnesblack1974]

Jimmy you are still a genius! Flipping brilliant! Thank you for your comedy, Sir Carr lol! Would love to see you in film or an ensemble cast.

[@conmcgrath7174]

as much as I can control my words, very well done Jimmy.

[@miltonknowlestheinsanewitc4996]

This is more of a note to myself because I'm probably not going to remember this I'm that sleep-deprived after a couple days of not sleeping this is the funniest thing all week so far

[@tomharker8532]

Say you on mid Monday lol😂

[@tomharker8532]

But I do agree lol

[@danieln9226]

Relatable af. Haven't slept a wink in about 34 hours and counting

[@joeletaxi821]

Jimmy used to look like Roger Federer but now he's starting to look like George Osbourne. The fuzzy felt hair looks reasonable but there's something going on with his face.

[@grahamjones7371]

Yes great comedy but what the fks he doing to his face to much plastic surgery

[@jeli3953]

I think he looks like young Richard Nixon

[@stephenfelty4100]

Is

[@alcasey3551]

Jimmy Carr is a legend 🤣🤣😂😂

[@Kopie0830]

Your a national treasure Jim! Keep up the good work!

[@critical1388]

A little Jimmy is the best way to start ur day...🤣👍🇦🇺

[@tjkatz]

Well agreed but it's not quite as good as a big Jimmy.

[@critical1388]

@@tjkatz can't argue with that logic bro 😁👍

[@zk3212]

r/whoosh

[@danielrichter2452]

In the end Jimmy only wants to be loved...he doesn't actually do comedy for money...he fills those huge theaters by offering the audience free tickets and a free lunch!

[@paultaliesin1862]

Did anyone catch what happens at around 7:10 which Jimmy reacts to?

[@geordiewishart1683]

I think it was just an audience member laughing late at his g spot joke.

[@johnmcmullen7510]

Top class Jimmy

[@Largent13]

Is that paddy at 6:52

[@charlesmanning5819]

We need your comity in the states🎉

[@panamapanda]

Vajazzle-girl was featured near the end too!

[@andrewnorris1]

Looking forward to seeing you in Zagreb next month!

[@papakias3922]

Where is that city?

[@jernejsvab8114]

@@papakias3922 croatia

[@papakias3922]

@@jernejsvab8114 you could have just told me to google it, while calling me names.

[@malcolmironmonger]

Legend ❤

[@raymondsciara]

Jimmy Carr looks llike the Brittish version of NPH. Much love Jimmy. Your crowd worrk is awesome

[@anthonypantelis301]

Awesome content

[@bparry5446]

he really is a plastic paddy now, the state of that boat

[@YesYes-kl8bi]

6:52 Paddy the Baddy?

[@NoName-ym5zj]

Star Trek girl seemed to get a big defensive\ uncomfortable, but Jimmy just masterfully broke the ice so to speak

[@fire12731]

Lmao love Jimmy

[@maxwellhiggs]

You couldn't roast a woman with Jimmy, she'd keep falling off the spit at his end.

[@saudrifat601]

What a genius!!

[@roselanaraf]

He reminds me of Quagmire

[@dcmastermindfirst9418]

This is classy English comedy. Not that cheap yank crap

[@curtisbryce5096]

The shyte people will admit to during these shows.

[@Senator107]

Did Jimmy Carr get work done on his face? Totally different person at the end.

[@pawelsokolowski]

My english failed me at 7:29. Anybody would explain it to me ?

[@Crezenk]

“Have you put on weight”

[@aland7236]

'aveyoupuhonweht?

[@trickcyclist1]

Brilliant 👏

[@theokatman]

great

[@brendanike800]

Bored to tears. I ewwed so hard when I got that.

[@zk3212]

I don't get it

[@peterfireflylund]

@@zk3212bored=drilled.

[@callumreilly9107]

I don't know what I did to have this recommended to me...

[@LIBqueen]

I didn't get the bored to tears bit

[@krishna_o15]

That Mother Theresa joke

[@SK-fs4bv]

was blasphemous

[@stevewatts6008]

fuggaly munters (spelling?) i'm going to use that

[@vap3669]

fugly - as in "fucking ugly"

[@dashcan8479]

What Roger Federers brother is a comedian now

[@tuomasmattila283]

7.28 what he ask?

[@wxdr1]

Savage 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@sadasdasdasd5018]

moreee

[@Flaretree]

Lol

[@POTATOMIKE]

Lol jimmy

[@FreeFire-lx7kd]

I don't like hes comedy but this is comedy gold

[@77niko09]

Just came to mind. When having good times and If woman won`t go down on me i won`t go down on her. Purpose usually is to gain mutually assured ecstasy.

[@robertdavidson6354]

If you dont like him then I dont like you....simple selection process that works....

[@shanhutchison7332]

👍💯🔥

[@zapkvr]

Jimmy basting women

[@Flaretree]

Haha

[@christaylor2529]

I love you

[@jimbodee4043]

Wow I can not believe you Mr Carr. lol

[@grassmagar182]

😂

[@chefcamsey1375]

🤣

[@cosmo9882]

XDD

[@chefcamsey1375]

👍

[@2ndMorrow]

Dahmer roasted women better...

[@MaffeyZilog]

That would have been funny if Dahmer ate women but he was exclusively a man muncher.

[@DMp-xp6mj]

Wasn't Dahmer gay?

[@wonderwalls3565]

I dont get it. Why women get offended when they are told they are not virgin?

[@u4riahsc]

I don’t.

[@fernandoxavier3089]

Just saying that I am still waiting for the comedy to start.

[@fernandoxavier3089]

@@williamsharp2532 Jimmy Carr is not funny.

[@u4riahsc]

You need intelligence to comprehend him.

[@exhaleinhale999]

these titles are extremely worrying, jimmy's media team. funny, yes, but worrying

[@danieln9226]

Ehhh? How dat doe mang? If that do be how ya feels, then yo life must be hella frazzled . Yous finna feel like walkin on egg shells all day errda bru

[@MpanzuSolos]

@@danieln9226 41 year olds trying to be 14 year olds

[@imcontemptwithlife4155]

Shutup

[@peteelliott9373]

He put stooges in the audience

[@valerieee1469]

why is this a thing? ohhh yeahh sexism

[@MoreLemonPieForMe]

Why can't you have fun? ohhh yeahh women

[@saimbhat6243]

He roasts men too. So, i don't think he is a sexist. As they say you can't buy sense of humor, you either have it or you never get it.

[@valerieee1469]

@@saimbhat6243 half of his jokes are just making fun of / calling women ugly. ik the difference between wierd humor ad a bad person. also theres no compilation of him roasting men is there? its so clearly based in sexism man.

[@saimbhat6243]

@@valerieee1469 I don't think so. You can watch his full show videos and decide for yourself if he is a sexist. His most crude jokes are always aimed at men.

[@Jnoooooo]

Nah it's called comedy.

[@viking_fisherman]

The funniest man on the planet!!!!!

[@GioOmerta]

Guys fucking great

[@mikeetse4644]

Lol