Mean Tweets - Political Edition

[@3laa163]

Bernie’s reply is so wholesome

[@pm-of9yl]

K

[@Airman241]

but he is wrong Wal-mart pays above-average for retail and does provide benefits

[@adrijan6510]

@@Airman241 still alot of people in Walmart get paid less than 15 an hour

[@HerveBoisde]

@@Airman241 Above average is still poverty wages

[@pablopaiz2795]

@Dan Renolds lets be honest we all did!

[@jamesmason7979]

I love how Bernie responded to the tweet by making it about how Walmart employees deserve better wages. It was equal parts funny and kind.

[@HisameArtwork]

yeah the rest mostly had stupid replies, like Nancy Pelosi. I wonder if Ted Cruise chose that mean tween or the Kimmel staff, because it was hilarious.

[@brockrock2359]

@@HisameArtwork John Kerry's wasn't that bad lol

[@HisameArtwork]

@@brockrock2359 ah yeah, I had to google who he was, by face alone I thought he was just Pelosi's husband cuz I've only seen him next to her like furniture.

[@brockrock2359]

@@HisameArtwork this is probably the first time in seeing his picture/video since 2004 I just knew him as that guy that lost to bush back in 4th grade Simpler times

[@franzliechtmann6447]

@@HisameArtwork damn, you're young, aren't you?

[@toontrooper4103]

Lmao I love Bernie reminding everyone that they deserve a living wage and healthcare. It may seem cheesy but I love that he continues to push no matter what's been thrown against him.

[@jamesordner1368]

People are going to be surprised when there are less jobs and all the Walmart checkout lines are automated. Walmart wins, people with few skills lose.

[@sweetestaphrodite]

he deserves a hug 🥺🥺

[@paweldylik190]

This should be a requirement for politicians. Like a weekly thing maybe they’d chill tf out

[@Airman241]

but he is wrong, Wal-mart does have benefits and pays above average for retail

[@trentirvin2008]

@@Airman241 above average isnt a living wage

[@et8672]

I have to say the Ted Cruz tweet is incredibly descriptive and accurate.

[@femalehobbitwithhairyfeet]

It really was 😂🐁

[@apv5774]

I'm surprised he was there to read it

[@chercher304]

yup

[@vanityplates3125]

It was so spot on.

[@pauljohnson3340]

He was the only politician in the video who knows what he's doing.

[@bmukiday]

Even talked trash, Bernie always sends his words. Respect!

[@noisyguest5249]

Yes,hope he lives long like Elizabeth 2

[@Infamous1892]

Bernie Sanders is the type of man to tell you you're wrong for supporting yourself while he sits back in one of his three Millionaire houses.

[@RandomPerson-ln6sg]

@@Infamous1892 nothing wrong with being a millionaire lol it's the people with over a billion that are greedy dragons sitting on a pile of gold

[@storksforever2000]

@@Infamous1892 That's literally the opposite of what he said. You've been watching too much Fox.

[@melissas6208]

@@Infamous1892 There is a huge difference between a millionaire & billionaire.. We pay more taxes then some of these billionaire and then their employees get paid so little they on food stamps..

[@cristinavg7630]

The fact that Jimmy Kimmel got politicians to do this lmao

[@tinyshawn1991]

Literally lmao

[@truthsupreme]

Ted Cruz is one confident bastard

[@truthsupreme]

Too bad he couldn't defend his wife from Trump

[@jessecandiver3391]

Did you really laugh your ass off

[@Vamirez]

I think that Ted Cruz is an evil fish mutant. But he gets a point for participating in this!

[@Avi0107]

Bernie is adorable...talks policies while responding to mean tweet.

[@redmage7716]

That man knows how to stay on message.

[@Weightingtablesafter]

Whereas other politicians will not talk about policy if their lives depended on it. Remember cackling kamala? She was dying laughing because the journalist dared ask her about policy. She was like what do you mean what kind of policy do i support LETS TALK ABOUT THE COLOR OF MY SKIN AND OH I LIKE HIP HOP. pathetic.

[@Infamous1892]

Cause Bernie wants that money no matter what.

[@LD-tn6ff]

@@Weightingtablesafter eh, I wouldn’t actually consider Bernie a policy expert or wonk whatsoever. He’s far more of an ideologue that stays on message about moral rights and where he wants to be, rather than substantive and strategy surrounding policy.

[@LD-tn6ff]

@@Weightingtablesafter eh, I wouldn’t actually consider Bernie a policy expert or wonk whatsoever. He’s far more of an ideologue that stays on message about moral rights and where he wants to be, rather than substantive and strategy surrounding policy.

[@Trinigmatic]

Bernie's response was hilarious because he didn't even take the time to be offended or react to the joke! 😂😂😂 He just went right back into policy. The most accidentally hilarious hero I know. Maybe it's just me. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@Phl3xable]

It's a shame his policies will destroy the economy.

[@UmarTahir]

@@Phl3xable Sure, because Trump did a great job, right? Trump lost the election by the way

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

He's like "here's our chance!"

[@garthornspike3648]

Yeah, It's just you.

[@colehalford1893]

“First of all it’s not a hyphen, but secondly WTF? You’re the President of the United States!”

[@lilyrichardson1825]

Even talked trash, Bernie always sends his words. Respect!

[@abhiv7279]

Not for long now.

[@enzoli23]

also he mistyped "describing" :D

[@rico6546]

@@enzoli23 missed that, good eye.

[@douglasrau5094]

WE DON’T HAVE TO SAY THAT ANY MORE!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@HippoShemp]

Love how Bernie was able to shoehorn some good policy into his response. He's too precious.

[@roybarron5289]

BERNIE! BERNIE! BERNIE!

[@swedishbob_7315]

Too bad he's getting on in age he would make a good President 2024 :)

[@roybarron5289]

@@swedishbob_7315 Yeah too late now he was cheated twice

[@RossL1946]

It was time for the nursing home years ago, or even his beloved Russia! Absolute idiot!

[@aylbdrmadison1051]

@@RossL1946 : Russia, Iran, North Korea. All devout trump supporters, just like you.

[@austinofford9611]

Bernie Sanders still fighting for Americans

[@osamaq8y5353]

He has been for ages, they don't deserve him

[@criminalworld6317]

We all love him❤️

[@samarohadutta9227]

and the Chinese...

[@bla_ank]

upvoted then downvoted to leave it at 420 likes

[@austinofford9611]

@@bla_ank Well played good sir lol

[@TroIIingThemSoftly]

To be fair, the one about Ted Cruz was 100% spot-on. Also, Schiff's response was brutal LOL.

[@MichaelBabcock]

And Cruz looks like he knows it.

[@JBades6310]

Ironically, the most incoherent tweet was from the president of the United States

[@arnv4487]

@Scourge Purger Get it Scourge

[@arnv4487]

@lbvl0mc 99 end*

[@aliceramenhead]

@@arnv4487 get you a wingman who'll hype you up like Arnv

[@2DRonaldo]

But to the Natives..... Cofefee!

[@lemongingerchan2853]

@@arnv4487 haha , u remind me of my friend

[@larrybart7633]

funny how a “mean tweet” was from our last president.

[@bt2149]

Do you mean our current president? If you're talking about Trump, then yes, he's still our president.

[@larrybart7633]

@@bt2149 He lost. Come back to this in two months XD

[@jasonmilly3320]

I wouldn't even call it mean. But this is Jimmy Kimmel (a liberal) so a lot of things seem mean to those kinda people...forget the fact they're the ones eradicating all the native american/black names and logos. It's almost like they want it to be a white country. After all, their man Joe Biden does like the idea of segregation. He'd prefer kids in his family don't attend a "racial jungle" of a school. And raising taxes...yeah that's gonna help already struggling communities...

[@larrybart7633]

@@jasonmilly3320 disliked the ignorant comment

[@frostyskeletons8950]

@@bt2149 No need to be a sore loser AND whiny

[@TrangNguyen-se2gw]

Bernie’s always on brand. Love him or hate him, he believes what he says.

[@RussellNelson]

That's the truly horrifying aspect -- he really thinks that he can run the economy. Of course, so does Biden and so did Trump.

[@TRtherocknroller]

One of the few people still capable of civilized political discussion

[@Captain_Subpar]

The underrated gem of that is Speaker Pelosi reading "Poor Aggies" as "Poo Raggies".

[@stevecarson4162]

I missed that. Nice catch.

[@lasaboteuse]

"Is that how many napkins you have, Poo?"

[@BB-ed4om]

It’s poo raggies

[@WBKimmons]

Lmao didn’t realize that

[@odradekk]

She can’t do nothing about poor America, can’t even read the word.

[@doyle6018]

That is the exact way I would imagine Nancy Pelosi would hold a phone.

[@keagan5379]

If I was given 3 wishes from a genie, my first 2 would be to make Pelosi and McConnell disappear.

[@real_aswin]

@@keagan5379 based

[@wowoking2]

@@keagan5379 the third one would be to remove lindsey graham

[@andrewf4543]

Which of them held it differently?

[@dazzjinx2021]

@@keagan5379 based

[@CalvinLimuel]

Bloomberg: "I like Nickelback." Kimmel: "That explains a lot."

[@BlueMHart]

That was my exact reaction to hearing him say that, before I even heard Kimmel say it.

[@TJ-fe7rr]

Whenever someone says "I like Nickelback." I suddenly feel sick, even typing it is hard for me

[@cristinitao]

Excuse me, but Photograph slaps 😩🔥

[@MegaKitty1983]

Said out loud: Of course you do

[@TJ-fe7rr]

@Fantage Anime Lover I'm not surprised. Your profile pic's a dead giveaway

[@swindle2240]

This country needs Bernie but it just doesn’t deserve him.

[@cyansloth1763]

This is the sad facts.

[@gjorski9714]

Hell, we don't need him but after all the crap this nation has pulled we might deserve him

[@SW.Productions]

Nah bro I’m not tryna pay $1 million for a 2 bedroom apartment

[@mooglare]

we failed him not once but twice 😭 it should have been him

[@avinashsingh8977]

Man is a socialist. We don't need that

[@robbiedreasher1868]

Nancy Pelosi holds the phone like my mom when I’m showing her a meme.

[@buddy3635]

Facts😂😂😂

[@mitchellcampbell9242]

At first glance, a very quick glance, I thought “when I’m showering with her”

[@rocknrollmilitant]

Tweet that! Maybe they'll use it.

[@briceswope3800]

@@buddy3635 She's 800 years old.

[@genekendrick679]

Yeah she's a dinosaur what do you expect

[@najmanur7935]

“Have you seen our current president’s hair” 😂🤣😂

[@niamhs1925]

IKR 😂😂

[@CherryBomb50]

ROFL so funny and extremely true

[@davidalves31057]

70.000 for that??? 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@higangofficial6286]

Everyone felt that.

[@yu-hengwang8338]

That was my favorite one

[@candybobandy]

whoever said pete looks like howdy doody if he was a narc... you’re absolutely right

[@moonnugget4598]

I almost spit out my tea! lmbao

[@evanbell]

Yeah that was the only one that made me burst out laughing

[@capncake8837]

The one about Bernie also seemed quite accurate.

[@michaela6056]

He looks like Brad Stevens, the head coach of the Celtics

[@guynorth3277]

How stupid, why not talk about the nine, or ten languages he can speak, or being nabbed as Secretary of Transportation to launch president Biden's Infrastructure Plans.

[@mikec7812]

Adam's read should have been ordered last. The audience needed time to give a standing ovation in roaring laughter for that reaction.

[@Jobother]

I see you posting Bernie in the thumbnail knowing hes the one everyone wants to see.

[@katyrutherford9888]

Ya so true

[@marisol9049]

I love Bernie!

[@mateenjavad3653]

Bernie 2024

[@Jobother]

@@mateenjavad3653 I mean... if theres anyone healthy enough to do it.

[@renbaker5124]

Fr lmao

[@cleverhandle420]

This should be a requirement for politicians. Like a weekly thing maybe they’d chill tf out

[@shannonardo]

YES!!!

[@oneeyedghoul2396]

I'm not American, but even I'm getting anxiety upon this election. Good luck you guys

[@diegoa137]

It might get messy with the recounts and challenges by the Trump team

[@doyoulikedags3534]

You're right to be anxious, because the politics of the world's most powerful country in terms of firepower and trade can have some profound effects on the rest of us.

[@ShakShak1999]

Thank u

[@kelss2023]

We certainly need it.

[@oneeyedghoul2396]

The trumpets give me major creep

[@JC201039]

That Scaramucci one is absolute gold xD

[@musicandpoetry_8]

That person was on serious drugs 🙄🙄 like you have to be on drugs to come up with a stupid weird comment

[@carlosinda3553]

We need more politicians to poke fun at themselves.

[@slimeball4l540]

this was lame tho wasn't even that funny

[@Mirach84]

They weren't poking fun at themselves... They were reading scripted reactions on a prime time tv show in order to reach a big audience and look more relatable.

[@jaytat4219]

"Have you seen our current president's hair?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@hannahb9864]

Oh I wish they had trump reading mean tweets 🤣

[@johnchessant3012]

Bernie never passes up an opportunity to advocate for the working class!!

[@marla79]

Thank you Bernie!

[@evaniresmith7160]

Bernie's the man!!

[@emeryjem]

To bad he won't be able to run next time but at least AOC will get a chance!

[@evandasilva1882]

Lower class ≠ working class

[@catcontent]

Even when bernie gets insulted he responds by recommending policies that benefit the working class

[@racistgirrafe]

Bernie could be in the middle of a knife fight on a sinking crab fishing vessel in the bearing sea and he would still find a way to talk about policy during it. The man is truly passionate about it.

[@LeoMes01]

"In my america if one of us gets stabbed we get low cost healthcare at the cost of the millionahs and bilionahs

[@canaisyoung3601]

There was a Saturday Night Live sketch about that, only it had his distant cousin, Larry David, as him, with the real Sanders as a random passenger.

[@lawrencedoliveiro9104]

Depends ... ball-bearing sea, or roller-bearing sea?

[@smareng]

That's a skit right there bro.

[@sexymotherfucker693]

Hate to break it to u but he couldn’t give two shits about policy, he’s just a politician

[@sarahf2042]

“If a cold lasagna on a sopranos dvd made a wish upon a star to be real boy” I am DEAD

[@laceybabay1013]

I actually laughed out loud at this one. Fantastic roast.

[@capncake8837]

I don’t believe that I’d never heard of Scaramucci prior to this video, but that one immediately seemed accurate.

[@prolapsdrektem9264]

@@capncake8837 I haven't either but he was doin the Italian hand-thingy so I can agree with your statement

[@polygraphliedetector]

best

[@DodgerOfZion]

I'm a Jersey Italian and that had me HOWLING.

[@sbeve6559]

Honestly this is what we need more of in our political climate. Everyone just taking the piss out of themselves. Brilliant.

[@katerinaluv2806]

Bloomberg: “I like Nickelback” Of course you do.

[@livs9677]

I literally said that out loud while watching

[@joesssaucey]

I WAS HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE COMMENTS TO SAY THISHUSHUDH

[@devilpupbear09]

Look at this photograph!

[@ihaveamnesiaanddejavu6450]

Funny, because of course you dont

[@ImBatman-dk8eh]

Yoda: And that is why you fail.

[@haidere4396]

why is no one talking about that john kerry head carved in a mountain tweet ?? that KILLED me 😭😭

[@catalinareed8320]

Even whe

[@thesingingox1224]

that was hilarious I agree

[@stevenchou928]

This country needs Bernie but it just doesn’t deserve him.

[@SkySweeperSyn]

@@MachLandar Mt Rushmore, Here I come!

[@leehenderson992]

Totally agree! Laughed so hard!

[@mmedefarge]

Andrew Yang had the best line. Bernie is always Tio Bernie.

[@TheJeweledBird]

I think Schiff's was awesome.

[@mmedefarge]

@@TheJeweledBird If that was truly a tweet from The Donald, how sad is that? Trump certainly set himself up for the take-down, whacking down the low-hanging fruit.

[@armands3153]

@@mmedefarge Well, it truly is a tweet from Donald J Trump.

[@peanutbutter4435]

@@mmedefarge what’s sad is that the creator of that tweet is our president

[@calebrose4607]

hearing Mike Bloomberg say he likes Nickleback is an insult to Nickleback.

[@spongebobsburner6929]

I edited this comment so you have 0 idea what it says now

[@sirjtkhan795]

My man Bernie turns EVERYTHING into policy to help the American people! Why can’t he be president?

[@gergolanyi1470]

What's wrong with being rich? I get the other two but, rich?

[@chloebrown9106]

trump likes nickelback too 😂

[@gergolanyi1470]

@@spongebobsburner6929 Well it doesn't seem like his money is giving him an advantage, if anything he's wasting it.

[@thomaseternal7821]

@Politics Drama, "look at this photograph every time it makes me laugh".

[@amaizinggirlzfairy]

There needs to be a new “politicians read mean tweets” 2020 edition. That will be awesome.

[@oliviacarter2934]

It is 2020 though-

[@amaizinggirlzfairy]

@roninxnomad I’m aware that we are in 2020 but I meant different politicians of this year that haven’t been yet on it. Hopefully I didn’t confuse nobody; my apologies if I have.

[@johnmartinez7440]

This was probably the limit of politicians that would willingly do this to be fair.

[@nobis_kid623]

Ted Cruz looks like he has been depressed his whole life....

[@matthewramirez8412]

“If a cold lasagna on a sopranos dvd made a wish upon a star to be real boy” I am DEAD

[@brownkemosabe]

Good old Bernie. Even when Mean Tweeted, ALWAYS ON MESSAGE!

[@RossL1946]

Always predictable, always a jerk!

[@brownkemosabe]

@@RossL1946 Millions of people around the world adore him as a principled man who has always fought for the little guy. But go off, pseudonym-crackpot

[@RPKD88]

Bernie is so wonderful. Too good for this world.

[@lizmechelle1008]

I wish he would have won.

[@honeyartstudios]

Bernie: always the hopeful bundle of love and care ✨💖✨

[@cpotisch]

So true. He really is just so pure.

[@cpotisch]

@Wubba Wubba A lot of dems were afraid that he’d scare independents/moderate Reps in the general election, and also a lot of people don’t understand why single-payer is proven to be the best healthcare system. I get the rationale, but I strongly disagree with it.

[@psychobillynumbnuts1]

Trump would never do this. Hed throw a fit

[@davidalves31057]

Pity, couse there plenty of good mean tweets about him he could read!

[@Vermillionx]

He would say Joe Biden never has to read mean tweets. LOL

[@peanutbutter4435]

@@davidalves31057 plenty from Melania

[@heytheremrbrooks1]

He did something similar to this when celebs roasted him in comedy central

[@alanmoskowitz5779]

Checkout trump roast on comedy central

[@tootoo4005]

I love Bernie. He deserved to be president but America didn’t deserve him.

[@Captain_Kebap]

No he dont. He would change the country into an socialist shithole as every left would.

[@escapefromtibet2530]

Absolutely true brother

[@lynxaway]

@@Captain_Kebap ugh I wish 😔

[@eliasziad7864]

Bolshevik Bernie*

[@pakunodasupremacist3493]

No he’s a socialist

[@isaiahwakeen3539]

The Anthony Scarmucci thing was the hardest I've laughed in all mean tweets

[@coloboard2404]

“Poo raggies” I think it’s Poor Aggies, Nancy

[@biancalauren4981]

That had me dying 🤣

[@HerveBoisde]

She couldnt resist trying to be savage. Her eyes scare me.

[@indieandsuch]

Is that how many napkins you have, Poo? 💀

[@athecheat]

I saw poo raggies

[@matthewward7808]

@@athecheat you must not be from Texas 😂

[@andrewdouglass6885]

"That comes from poo raggies" - Pelosi Clearly it is "Poor Aggies" but I kinda like that as a new nickname

[@jackwhitehead4149]

Andrew Yang was quick af “Have you seen our current president’s hair?”

[@chriskies5016]

Almost like he had a writer feeding him the lines or something.

[@jackwhitehead4149]

@@chriskies5016 Idk man, some of the Mean Tweets are so boring where the celebrity will read it and just go like "oh, wow" So I feel like it might not actually be scripted ya feel

[@chriskies5016]

@@jackwhitehead4149 I get what you’re saying. I can’t imagine they’d let people go on the show with free reign to say whatever they’d want. It may be a collaboration.

[@thaplug9644]

@@chriskies5016 Have you ever tried to look up the names of the people?

[@chriskies5016]

@@thaplug9644 honestly, no. Are they made up?

[@ryedye335]

I love how Bernie always tries to make a policy impact!

[@NewMessage]

"I like Nickleback!" -Mike Bloomberg, explaining EVERYTHING.

[@SaraMcGonagall]

What's wrong with that? I'm not from USA, can you explain?

[@BlueBlur24]

@@SaraMcGonagall Nickelback is one of the most hated bands due to their seemingly out-of-date music that only sold well due to overexposure such as their ads, music videos, radio, etc.

[@SaraMcGonagall]

@@BlueBlur24 but they have some nice songs. I honestly thought it was some scandal from the way people are talking about them.

[@Spaghettaboutit]

Sarra Martzoka they make bad music and enough of it is in the exact same chord progression and key - so even Nickelback rips themselves off.

[@corbeau-_-]

@@SaraMcGonagall nickelback is just a guilty pleasure. Overexposure often has a lot to do with this. It sticks in your mind and a lot of people found out they like nickelback. Many comedians did skits on this subject. It's what people supposedly had with Trump: People in cities don't brag about voting for Trump, in general. They have families/friends that would burn them to the ground. It is why him telling the world that he actually likes nickelback is so very telling. He's tonedeaf on all sides.

[@jeremywiley5242]

Bro Ted Cruz was just like “yup, you got me” lol

[@KeeACNH]

I'm a simple person. I see Bernie, I click

[@RossL1946]

Simple AND stupid, imagine that!!

[@KeeACNH]

@schwadaddy81 im from the uk oop-

[@KeeACNH]

@@RossL1946 Hey, dont put yourself down like that! I'm sure someone will one day somehow tolerate you! I know its not easy being on the losing side all the time :/

[@ShinyEvergreens]

If you don't like Bernie Sanders I literally don't understand.

[@Rob_Cary]

Ill remember Bernie and his impact on America for the rest of my life.

[@izzylandyt]

I like Andrew Yang

[@emmanuel8317]

@@izzylandyt Yang Gang

[@HeyThereHiThereHoThere]

@@izzylandyt That doesn't mean you don't like Bernie.

[@drummerxkun]

@@izzylandyt yang’s a berner

[@smijam361]

Wow I'm actually laughing WITH Ted Cruz for once. Also at Ted Cruz.

[@christophermerlot3366]

Canada's greatest export to the the US since Celine Dion.

[@paulatamaramohamad5794]

Best roast of Ted Cruz ever

[@MissMayK]

That Anthony Scaramucchi comment tho ... actually tears 🤣

[@mattzanti]

Jimmy’s the only guy who can get politicians to make fun of themselves 😂

[@alisonfriedman5288]

He needs to do a follow-up on this video

[@carnageasada1]

This was it? Wow. Weak sauce.

[@tami8458]

Not exactly. I've seen another politicians mean tweets video, and that was a few years ago.

[@saucyyikers3877]

Ted Cruz looks like he has been *depressed his whole life....*

[@humanman7368]

I would be too if I was Ted Cruz.

[@Bullboy_Adventures]

You would too if your real name was Raphael

[@grmpf]

"Sad vampire" is the best descriptor I've heard so far.

[@TroIIingThemSoftly]

Wouldn't you be if you were Ted Cruz?

[@MisterSecurity702]

Well yeah, the Zodiac Killer doesn't get talked about enough for him! Lmao

[@unbekannteruser2418]

"Mount Rushmore here I come!" Soo underrated.

[@colbyvanorsow4096]

If Mount Rushmore had the 4 biggest hipocrites from the COVID pandemic, he’d be up there.

[@joeyharper4976]

​@@colbyvanorsow4096Same with AOC, Nancy pelosi, and the Biden administration.

[@SkinnyEMedia]

I’m just surprised Ted Cruz appeared on this. Conservatives aren’t big on late night shows.

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

Was sorta hoping to see Giuliani somewhere here.

[@indiegogurt]

But that roast was just so good

[@bensoncase1748]

Ted's the goat. Out of all the GOP politicians he is the one I could potentially see doing this.

[@cgnefarious5785]

He's doing things like this to keep up his guise as a real human senator.

[@StatusMusicDesign]

Ted Cruz fancies himself a pop culture fan and as having a good sense of humor. I don't care for him whatsoever, but this is pretty on brand for him. But you'll notice this is pre-beard. So it was filmed quite a while ago.

[@kendallpaige4160]

Yang's response with "have you seen the current president's hair?" Cracked me up and was easily the best response!

[@vamanosninja4143]

Yeah not sure why the audience didn't laugh

[@kendallpaige4160]

@@vamanosninja4143 I had to go back and rewatch because I was laughing so hard I didn't notice. Maybe with this year it's just too hard to laugh?

[@vamanosninja4143]

@@kendallpaige4160 they laughed at some

[@jakeblake415]

@@vamanosninja4143 Probably because that joke is so old and buried into the ground now

[@calvinjuwono]

Anthony Scaramucci looking like a villain from Men In Black

[@QweenKoopa-]

He has that Law n Order SVU scumbag face 🤣

[@RossL1946]

I'm surprised he didn't swear his head off.

[@ankitkasi5595]

I was thinking more like a character from the godfather

[@christelheadington1136]

SunBurn-You're confusing him with Moscow Mitch.

[@Tzgrey77]

THE MOOCH

[@pac-vy1nj]

1:19 wow john carry red that whole tweet by just glancing at it. That was amazing.

[@elvisarsiniega8921]

John Kasich: “You’re kinda sick aren’t you?” 😂😂😂 just the way he said it

[@emilyavidon2421]

Agreed

[@Al-isthatyou]

Kasich really looked like he was about to cry. Oh dear....

[@meganhale6164]

Kasich is a punk and a coward

[@Ahmad_9134]

You can never change Bernie. Always for the people man. BERINIIEEEEEEEE!!

[@britelo1344]

PRESIDENT SANDAHS!

[@memphismafia5167]

No. For some people.

[@Ahmad_9134]

@@memphismafia5167 Thank you Captain Obvious! You saved the day again! With the most obvious of conclusions lol

[@thomasinmoore1162]

💯💯💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@koooristin]

Bernie's response is so kind and quite adorable. We need an entire Mean Tweets segment for him!

[@-itvara-]

John Kerry looks like he would be a sci-fi movie president.

[@malmaller2375]

Bernie is in the thumbnail because he's the most popular politician in DC. And yet he never made it to the general both times he ran. America something’s wrong with you.

[@alfcab]

Establishment outmaneuvered him in the primary and he's just too nice

[@mayaromer0]

she’s?

[@fathfez7991]

How is he a she

[@RossL1946]

Somethings wrong with Bernie!!

[@brucewayne4585]

Don't you mean something is wrong with the Democratic party for jerking the rug out from under him? I don't know why anyone bothers to vote in the Democratic primary with superdelegates in play.

[@jerremy7]

Bernie is super sharp. He's so on point with his policy response on the fly even when he's being dissed.

[@danielhainline8882]

I have one for Ted Cruz: Ted Cruz is the type of man who would go on vacation to Mexico while the Texans who counted on him freeze to death in Texas!

[@defox5019]

You said it!

[@gumdrop6267]

So accurate XD I wonder if he saw the saddest border wall in history crumbling while he was on the plane

[@gumdrop6267]

@Anti Gacha Comrade stay mad, also who's to say it's not good for adolescents to know what's happening around them? I sure would hate to be completely clueless

[@gumdrop6267]

@Anti Gacha Comrade that's an unfair generalization, and a bit condescending as well. If you think so lowly of young people, why interact with them? I personally value maturity over age, but I certainly can't stop you from doing otherwise.

[@gumdrop6267]

@Anti Gacha Comrade not especially, just thanks for hearing me out

[@imfromdowntown]

Adam Schiff killed it. Holy smokes that was funny. 😂

[@nata3467]

He nailed it

[@Praise___YaH]

Here is the Original Semitic Text, PROVES jesus is a LIE YaH The Heavenly FATHER was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

[@chiaras6019]

@@Praise___YaH sir this is a wendy's

[@Ash-ld7gc]

I'm a simple Vermonter-I see Bernie I click.

[@somecanadian7049]

I can’t be the only one hoping to see Obama in this video

[@blackbox1024]

He got destroyed the last time he did this though, don't think he'll ever come back

[@LordBrittish]

Trump would never do this though. He can’t take a joke.

[@kumanaz2765]

@@LordBrittish he also hates jimmy kimmel.

[@optimusprime4443]

I thought the same too

[@amkool6135]

@@kumanaz2765 we all hate jimmy kimmel, fallon is so much better

[@ucproductions5810]

The Howdy Doody part with Pete though 🤣🤣

[@delraybrewer]

I love how Bernie gets applause during a Mean Tweet.

[@nnmartin94]

My favorite meme is a WWE edit of Bernie Sanders coming in with a steel chair just as Vince McMahon is about to announce the 2020 Presidential Election winner

[@akatsukifangirl1908]

I’ve seen that! It’s great

[@ark1349]

Yeah, i just saw that one. It was hilarious.

[@cellyzs]

@Miss Gucci Also linkz for me! I've seen it before but can't find it again

[@vaibhavsingla7030]

It's better with Money in the Bank briefcase. Bernie cashing in to win the presidency.

[@nico2605]

Anyone got a link for that?

[@liliantyra2761]

Bloomberg liking Nickelback is hilarious and he walked right into the point with it 😂

[@isabellavu3346]

bernie is so pure and wholesome 🥺 a man of integrity and character

[@sassymonster4627]

I was just here to hear Bernie 🤫

[@crs19191919]

"A Cold lasagna served on Sopranos DVD that wished to be a real boy" I laughed so hard at that, I missed the rest of the video 🤣

[@awaxinthewest]

The Anthony Scaramucci part is so accurate!😂

[@a.y.greyson9264]

Andrew Yang is so right. Not enough was said about Donald Trump's hair.

[@bigboy427]

as a trump supporter, this is too good

[@blackmexicantrumpvoter6509]

Not really a trump guy but I think trump has great hair.

[@meghannalt7439]

Ted Cruz looks like he has been depressed his whole life....

[@gabilisi4673]

TRUMP HAS GREAT HAIRE.. YOU JALOUSE HAHAHAH AND HIS WIFE IS HOT BABE..

[@mumkeymaan4600]

too much was said about Trump's hair these past four years. I'm no Trump supporter but comedy needs fresher material

[@berryallan7477]

The Scaramucci one was hilarious 😆

[@samdoesvids1339]

Bernie Sanders: The hero America needs, but not the hero America deserves

[@prestonm775]

Yes we need socialism totally 🥴

[@samdoesvids1339]

@@prestonm775 Bernie Sanders isn’t a socialist mate 😂

[@judecaruso434]

I hate communists lmao

[@samdoesvids1339]

@@judecaruso434 Gusano

[@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204]

@@samdoesvids1339 i think hes a socialist democrat

[@mubarakal-hatemi3552]

Bernie is the most authentic person to ever lived on earth since prophets

[@mariannea2603]

The Anthony scaramucci one is SENDING MEE i literally can’t stop laughing and crying

[@PistolArrow76]

I'm a simple man I see the Bernie I click

[@God_Is_An_Atheist]

Even for "Mean Tweets" Bernie can't stop being principled. I love him.

[@christianlohmann8577]

Liked Schiff’s last three words ...

[@christianlohmann8577]

Note to the spammer: you keep posting; I keep reporting ... we both loose time ...

[@oyaoyaoya9099]

Bernie is like, that grandpa you adore so much

[@sk8rhombre]

I imagine that Ted Cruz could have had at least a 10 minute segment.

[@joe972]

And every mean tweet would be deserved

[@justingarfield2663]

Mitch McConnell could have an hour and a half

[@marinadeburgos8666]

Bernie Sanders is the kind of man who could watch the whole Snyder Cut without going to the bathroom and make a policy statement about the special effects and edition staff

[@averyg282]

The Ted cruz one is accurate

[@jenb.9454]

While I am glad that Trump is on the way out, I am still quite bitter that Bernie Sanders is not president-elect. WE LOVE YOU, BERNIE!!

[@buffycatnip]

same here, biden better give him a role in the white house!

[@kikilerer689]

oh god, hard same :'(

[@josephsullivan5129]

Oh my.. My kids are screwed..

[@ripdajacker23]

It’s clear Bernie is/was favored over Biden but we still couldn’t go out and vote for him when it mattered; he lost by like 8 million votes wtf. We’re to blame for it because if Instagram “likes” were votes, Bernie would’ve won easily. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@clickycal]

@@ripdajacker23 He lost two primaries in a row by millions. If he was the clearly favored one, he would win. He doesn't win because unfortunately most of the country is instilled that socialism is actually just evil communism.

[@tomjosephscaria6833]

Great to see Nickelback connecting with their target audience.

[@hydrocarbon82]

If Bloomberg had made that admission in his first ad, it would have been a much cheaper (and shorter) campaign...

[@tystratton-quirk9859]

Elderly billionaire politicians?

[@kumbaya69421]

This was actually the first time I laughed in a Jimmy Kimmel episode since 2016

[@dayanalopez5613]

I love Bernie he’s so cute 🥺

[@johancorrales6537]

Sucia

[@UmarTahir]

@Idk Idk You think caring about the well-being of your fellow citizens makes you a "victim" according to you?

[@peterjohn7045]

@@UmarTahir hi why don’t you read a history book

[@UmarTahir]

@@peterjohn7045 Ok, so you want historical examples. You ever heard of FDR and the New Deal?

[@peterjohn7045]

@@UmarTahir yes fdr was a capitalist legend he employed thousands of people and helped American exit the depression

[@magoilic1048]

Bloomber: "I like Nickelback" Everyone: "Of course you do"

[@robertmcauliffe1223]

BLOOMBER😂😂 *bloomberG*

[@magoilic1048]

@@robertmcauliffe1223 its just a typo XD

[@robertmcauliffe1223]

Mago Ilic ik just funiie

[@lilsam5374]

Warrens reaction... 😂🤣😂🤣

[@juniordelgado9611]

"have you seen our current president's hair" I love Andrew yang!

[@Eclipse-lw4vf]

Bernie is correct, Walmart should be able to pay its workers more than 11$ an hour.. I can already almost make more than that and I work at a way smaller company that has thousands of employees.. Walmart is worth more than like 5 countries yet pays so low