Trump Has Bigly Bad Day in Court, Exploits the Murder of a Young Woman & Roseanne Goes to Mar-a-Lago

Donald Trump has had not one but three different judges rule against him in three different cases, April 15th is the first time in history a former president will be held accountable for cheating on his taxes and his wife on the same day, Trump reportedly kept classified documents everywhere, he has been shamelessly trying to exploit the murder of a young woman in Michigan, Roseanne Barr headlined a star-studded fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago, Republicans are complaining about crazy stuff, there was a ceremony to mark the official opening of the Olympic pool, the Fox 59 team in Indianapolis won this week’s award for “Excellence in Reporting,” one of the biggest heists in history happened in Los Angeles over Easter weekend and we have the perpetrator in our studio, and we ask young people on Hollywood Blvd to complete a simple task - send a letter to Mom.
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[@WriterRachel]

Roseanne has truly lost her $hit.

[@EdwardLindon]

I dunno, still seems pretty full of it, if you ask me.

[@michaelgillespie1206]

Yeah, about fifty years ago.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

WTF happened to Roseanne being for the Green Tea Party?

[@heinleinreader]

She never had any sh*t to lose.

[@jackjacky8105]

that's why she needs donnies diapers from mar a lago

[@thebigkidzpodcast]

Can we please not forget the Trump White House was a damn pill mill…

[@michaelgillespie1206]

If Trump and Biden did do a drug test, it would be Donald that fails, that's what he does, he's a failure.

[@rydn2lo]

Bingo!

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

That was the Kennedy White House 🙄

[@Cannamom710]

Every president and politician are on something 😅🍷🍻 🥃💉 💊😝 But definitely not Cannabis! 😆😕😅 SMH 😒🙄 They too stresses for MJ! They need to really escape their minds & lives on the daily! I bet cocaine is rampant too. 😅

[@katherineweber8955]

Yep. Trump is forever accusing everyone else of doing what he does.

[@jerirandolph]

I live in GR and he didn't get much publicity. We didn't want him. And he LIED about talking to Ruby's family. He is sickening...Roseanne Barr is crazy.. Truly.

[@brendaboudinot6431]

Agree, agree, agreed.

[@WattWireNet]

I like how Roseanne says "do ME a favor.." like she has a vested interest in people ruining their lives, lol.

[@Ngood-sh7ry]

This is getting stupid. Why is this guy still able to run for the president? 😢

[@rob3539]

It got stupid quite some time ago, from my perspective. .. about 6 Jan 2021 and no-one was arresting him.

[@ROWGAMEROOM]

Because he is innocent

[@ROWGAMEROOM]

@rob3539 lol stay ignorant

[@tnbrfller]

@@ROWGAMEROOM Eric, is that you ? Go to bed, you have Kindergarten in the morning.

[@bsusak09]

It’s so stupid. He technically could be president from a prison cell for his entire term.

[@rubensilva_]

Roseanne Barr looks like she is touting the grand opening of her Psychic Reading location in a strip mall.

[@reginastogner9535]

Nailed it😂😂😂😂❤

[@jgorge2702]

PERFECT!!!!!

[@cosmicraysshotsintothelight]

You spelled "outside a strip joint" wrong.

[@jjrr2273]

utt ohh ...

[@woopimagpie]

Except some Psychics actually have credibility. They don't work in strip malls though. Or drink wine from a brandy balloon. LOL.

[@sailincat2822]

That _"Can you send a letter to your mom?"_ segment was hilarious! Also we're doomed.

[@dianehartung5954]

Don't worry, The younger generation can send letters and write.......

[@dawnstanley1733]

I enjoyed that as well. Lol

[@stevyyjay85]

I am a teacher... and appalled.

[@fabulousbabe]

@@stevyyjay85 yeah, there’s nothing funny about that

[@michaelmonahan9170]

​@stevyyjay85 what part of a successful education in the 21st century was letter addressing again

[@rpowarz]

Thank you Jimmy for calling out everytime that worm lies. Kudos for the family member that called him out!

[@danrion8839]

Trump belongs in Prison not running for Presidency. Period.

[@MrBud85]

Crazy he always gets away with everything. Can delay court rulings for years, not pay contractors, ignore gag orders......it's never ending for a not so smart guy that was just rich. And he ruins every business he touches....

[@jimako6]

It's beyond ridiculous he continues to delay accountability for his heinous crimes

[@mountcomfort740]

The republican front runner? Those republican values!!!!

[@karinbarger9192]

It’s beyond belief that he’s not been in prison for a long time already! WTH?!

[@valentinetarangojr.616]

​@MrBud85, it's because he's been sued so many times in his lifetime that he knows every trick to exploit the justice system to delay and wear down.

[@judithmccrea2601]

Roseanne!!!! Is that wine glass permanently embedded in your right hand? She is a mess!!!!

[@Chez8922-kf6cy]

She's nuts

[@ee-mon-ee1653]

What's even better is that she loves Trump because he did her a favor once.. Then come to find out from Tom, "I smoke Rocks" Arnold, he let her use a venue that Tom actually ended up paying for said venue.. On top of that Trump then tells this farmer he will buy his deusenberg car so he can drive Hoe'sanne as her chauf·​feur to the event.. Later that farmer drives through the night to Tom's house to gripe that Trump never paid for the car and Tom had to pay for it.. This is after Tom and Trump are in some hotel I believe in Moscow with 6 prostos and says "this bed is where Obama slept when he was here Tom I want you to urinate on it.. Tom obviously refused because he said they had cameras everywhere.. He said that at the time Trump was filming The Apprentice and apparently they have 100's of hours of footage they recorded of Trump doing obscene stuff.. Tom has been trying for years to get the footage that's locked up in some warehouse.. So has Trump but the I guess producer refuses to let anyone have it.. You watch one day that stuff will come out and I promise as Tom says you will see just how big a dirt ball Trump really is.

[@howardhall516]

@@Chez8922-kf6cy ...she's macadamia nuts, in fact!

[@mf_explosive304]

It’s a shame. I remember watching her show growing up. I would still watch the old stuff tbh. I have lost all respect for her unfortunately.

[@colleenpeck6347]

Her grammar is horrendous! 😳

[@patriciashinavierkosley2499]

If he is so worried about the border, why did he tell the House not to pass the Border Bill? Doesn't anyone ever ask him that????

[@Morgan313]

Trump wants problems he can scapegoat others for, not solutions

[@someoneelse842]

Because a. he wants to use the border as a main complaint and whining subject in his campaign and, b. if he is elected, he will push the exact same bill through and become a hero.

[@patriciashinavierkosley2499]

@@someoneelse842 Yes I know that. But, why hasn't someone nailed him with that question anyway...I'd love to hear what he says when he has to talk right to their faces. He probably wouldn't even answer, or just yell that it was a bigly bad question!

[@someoneelse842]

@@patriciashinavierkosley2499 Probably would get one of his babbling nonsense answers and an attitude.

[@ivanivonovich9863]

@@patriciashinavierkosley2499 He alwas dodges that question. It would make him look bad.

[@goodtroublemaker143]

I work for the post office. We got a letter the other day that had the recipient’s address on one side and the sender’s address in the same place on the opposite side. 🤦‍♀️

[@bunzeebear2973]

That went into the round file cabinet, right?

[@goodtroublemaker143]

@@bunzeebear2973 Nah, we delivered it. Not sure how long it took to get here though.

[@rachaelsippel7764]

😮 Yikes *and* Thank you for working at the USPS!

[@deadshot8077]

What’s the story? That’s exactly how most of the world addresses their envelopes. Recipient on the front with the stamp, sender address on the back. Is this yet one more thing where the US has decided to be “different”?

[@darylgregg]

Literally how most of the world does it.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Why does Roseanne look like she should be some Agatha Christie Novel talking about the evils of Jazz and radio?

[@daunafuller9868]

She shouldn’t be mentioned in the same sentence as Dame Agatha Christie!! Instead, put her in an AA or substance abuse commercial for as the “before sobriety“ model.

[@JM-vj7we]

😂😂😂😂Lol

[@tamcon72]

LOL!

[@60sbaby608]

An article for "Dressing ones self up while intoxicated " tutorial:Starring Roseanne Barr 😊

[@frankwithrow377]

Vote Biden Catch the blue tsunami 🌊 Vote Harris SAVE DEMOCRACY FOR THE FUTURE 2024🌊🌊🌊🌊

[@patrisshajones4121]

I SECOND THAT MOTION.

[@ROWGAMEROOM]

Says the person who doesn't value democracy lol

[@rasheedagattis4962]

Hey 🤷🏾‍♀️ Alabama flipped Blue and were going to Watch the Blue Wave sweep thru

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

🙄 your two party system is a travesty. You know nothing about democracy.

[@jcoopes5604]

So *rump can go to jail!

[@joycediggs4617]

People who can't address an envelope!??! That's INSANE!!! 😮 Don't these people ever get any mail?

[@jennym3883]

no they probably don't. letters are becoming obsolete.

[@suegeorge998]

Wow, Roseanne really needs to lay off the sauce. Plus she's whacked to think that a college education won't help anyone.

[@MrDeathpilot]

A college education sure didn't help the girl at 14:13 🤔

[@suegeorge998]

@@MrDeathpilot who are you referring to?

[@artlesscalamity348]

Kimmel is really knocking it out of the park lately

[@woopimagpie]

The more insane this whole Trump thing gets the harder Jimmy goes. And I for one am here for it.

[@mortalclown3812]

We gotta hand props to his writers, too - Match made in heaven. 💪💙

[@leslieknapp8985]

No one knew 20 years ago that Tom Arnold would be the sane one in that ball of crazy?!?! 🗳️⚖️🇺🇲⚖️🗳️

[@dianeshover1465]

🥴😆🤣😂🤣👏👏👏

[@LaggyArms]

FACTS. Best decision of his life.

[@PaulaDautremont]

@@LaggyArms That and having the tat of her on his butt laser removed.

[@420saralou]

Right? I actually like him now that he's disassociated himself from crazy!

[@laurah3282]

Since he is away from Roseanne I have to say I kind of like him😄

[@michaelfoubister4339]

Wow! I think I learned to send a letter in first grade. That is ridiculous if that's what we have to serve us in the future. Whoa!

[@LizMason-girvan]

My 85 year old Mum can definitely address a letter, but she struggles to send an email. Different skills for different times.

[@carterhalbrooks8091]

Thank you for spelling "whoa" correctly. I do not know when "whoa" transformed into "woah", but it was Gen Z's fault, and the unfortunate accumulation of small but crucial failures will eventually catch up to us...

[@shelleyjennings4344]

The bit about addressing an envelope is no joke. I was in the post office when a guy ask me how to address an envelope.

[@user-km4gb2uh5b]

At least he asked. He has more intelligence than the others who just guessed.

[@mikeoxbig7931]

I’d like to thank Jimmy and his staff for making Trump and his base bitter as hell 😁👍

[@debbiejohnson5610]

Amen

[@c.a.savage5689]

👍👍👍👏👏👏

[@dawnstanley1733]

Absolutely the best medicine!

[@oldrrocr]

wait until after trump loses again... in Nov, Dec Jan...

[@rachaelsippel7764]

​@oldrrocr praying and voting for it!!

[@TheOriginalDeckBoy]

I friken love Jimmy... keep giving him hell buddy

[@markgates1565]

I think Steven colbert is funnier

[@janetives5470]

They both are great.

[@joshuahjfarquharm.3269]

Its just cringe? is it supposed to be funny?

[@ryansmith-kd3xm]

Durrr

[@aaronshruby2915]

Roseanne: "...they don't teach you nothing good...., drop out & call me!!"🤦🏾

[@MelissaBrazier-wh4jg]

Gosh, wtf happened to her.... she's just an old alcoholic now..... sad😢

[@glenneric1]

Non-stop court jestering is needed to topple this naked emperor. Keep up the good work Jimmy Kimmel!

[@alrightyru]

The best part of the Stormy Daniels case is that it wasn't illegal for him to pay the NDA. It was illegal for him to try to hide it. He was looking for a tax break! Hahaha

[@flyrobin2544]

Stormy Daniels is the only professional Donnie has hired.

[@user-jl3gj2te8y]

And paid...😮😂😂

[@JimBalter]

He was looking to get elected ... that's why hiding it was such a crime.

[@Divoncy]

How is Trump not in jail by now? I don't know if i should be impressed or distressed. Trump for Prison 2024

[@JaceD4V1S88]

ive been wondering the same thing, lock him up and throw away the key, unless hes finding more loopholes to keep himself out or delaying, but at this point im just hoping the next big mac will take it's toll

[@dejavually]

LIFE ISNT FAIR....money gets u anything even when u did nothing to get it

[@ldo1308]

Because it's all just political theater and he's just playing the game, playing his designated role

[@Diamientim]

Jail blah blah blah blah blah

[@DSAK55]

Rich White guy, that's how

[@hmedina79]

Imagine thinking that Roseanne is going to help you get elected! Damn!

[@scottmason6282]

The Can You Send A Letter Was Sad And Hilarious Somehow ? 🙄🙄🙄😳😳😳😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣

[@hayeonkim7838]

All Trump needs is jail time. He's a criminal anyway 😂😂😂

[@loganmalough2379]

But not his followers who treat him like he’s Charles Manson.

[@opalightorro375]

Hun, theyre ALL criminals

[@erasethebagels]

smartest democrat

[@Diamientim]

U gonna get it done 💯

[@TheRocketla]

​@@Diamientim8

[@tylerkochman1007]

Roseanne’s not just batshit insane. She’s also somehow lazy about it.

[@williebailey3566]

for as much as you talked about it she got a right to be what you want to be

[@williebailey3566]

or should I say for as much as he talked about all women they got a right to be what they want to be and if you don't like it lump it

[@alwaysthinkingcritically]

You're still not asking any sense@@williebailey3566

[@c.a.savage5689]

​@@alwaysthinkingcritically well said.

[@c.a.savage5689]

​@@williebailey3566 Willie, my man, you can correct and/or modify your comments. Or have a grown-up do it for you!

[@margaretgray6279]

Love you Jimmy, thanks for keeping us laughing.❤️🖖🖖🖖

[@danasainte3914]

Jimmy's right!😀 If the younger generation doesn't know what we know, we're to blame! Writing checks, addressing envelopes, writing in script...etc, etc🤷🏾

[@michaelmonahan9170]

Next you're gonna tell me they don't know how to use the three seashells either!

[@loganmalough2379]

5:12 okay, Roseanne. I think you’ve had enough champagne.

[@kellibarnhouse6160]

Roseanne only wants to keep her taxes from going up! She spews this Bullcrap to influence the Trump supporters!

[@bovinityleak2066]

And orange kool aid.

[@markrice4808]

Maybe she was getting ready to sing the J6 Anthem. She could give it what it deserves based on her previous vocal efforts.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

That wasn't champagne

[@S.Shea2432]

Now we need a real Judge who will throw Trump in PRISON!! Don the con it's pass your PRISON TIME!! 🤣🤣

[@bovinityleak2066]

Fani is badass.

[@S.Shea2432]

@@bovinityleak2066, HELL YESS!! 🗣 💯 💙

[@Conservadouche93]

It won't happen. And even if he does time, it doesn't matter

[@Imagine-JL]

Effin' A - that creep is just sickening!!!

[@jongalleog3486]

Past !!!

[@ag2011_X]

The letter portion was insane. Jesus!!! How bizarre! How times have changed. I would not have expected the youth not to be able to address a letter.

[@esaedvik]

It's been probably over 20 years since I've mailed anything, so I wouldn't think zoomers would even be able to. Same with faxes and checks, though for them, it's been closer to 30 years. Wouldn't think zoomers would know what a laserdisk is or floppy disk or minidisk or CRT or stick shift.

[@tamcon72]

@@esaedvik You never send greeting cards or thank you cards to people? Really?

[@dmcloren]

... Or write a check!

[@jimodonnelly7762]

No surprise. All they use is texting. They probably can't even send an e-mail .

[@Acadia26]

@@esaedvik Well, stick shifts, or gear levers (pronounced leavers) as they're known outside the US are still very much in use in other parts.

[@rukeyser]

None of these folks have ever RECIEVED MAIL?

[@Beatle849]

I'd say it is possible. Almost all transactions and communications are done electronically now.

[@lizziej72]

You mean "received"

[@sarahluper7881]

@@lizziej72 Haven't you heard of "typo"?

[@harryfischer302]

Jimmy has the best orange guy monolog.

[@CherDavis-pk5sn]

"Grab him by the Mushroom, Stormy!" 🤣

[@sonyaallison128]

Cheese wheel... 😂😮😅😊

[@andreasmith2469]

😂🤣☺️🤣☺️🤣😂🤣

[@beershits9340]

Gotta get paid first lol cash up front trump knows the deal

[@amm4202]

Not funny at all. This dude is bought and paid for

[@rmp9417]

Deeply grateful for collective SANITY AND HUMOR!!

[@judyhowe2082]

Omg, these people are going to VOTE!😱

[@KoraPaige1177]

God help us if he becomes president again 🤦🏻‍♀️ I'll never understand how anyone thinks he's presidential material.

[@FZ9308]

Mass exodus if he wins????

[@bobbybaucom9440]

@@FZ9308 To where? What are some possibilities where they don't have any communications with the outside world and you'd never hear the name of Trump again. Is there a place like that or would it be heaven?☺

[@FZ9308]

@@bobbybaucom9440 Antarctica

[@leslieortenzi8875]

​@chrisx-vq4wo You're so right! 🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲

[@ontheroad214]

@chrisx-vq4woeconomy at all time high, market at a high, net exporter of energy, new infrastructure investment.. what’s wrongs inflation? Too bad trump ordered that huge pandemic stimulus with zero guardrails. But by all means .. give power back to the people that crashed the economy every single time they gained power since the 1980s…

[@Jo-oc8sc]

Ttump’s $175,000,000 bond was rejected ! ! !

[@KB-ld6ql]

Who knew??? Nobody would have guessed?? Right. Lmfao

[@timothyburnett2770]

That commercial with boban as the announcer. He bounces it he bounces it he bounces it ❤

[@chaslam1945]

Yay

[@nosmoking5366]

He couldn't address the envelope.

[@darlaalonzo2177]

😂

[@larrycleveland8832]

Well Done Jimmy!!!

[@danielorlando8172]

Rosie is HAMMERED 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫. What a lush

[@cyrenej1413]

Jimmy!!! You KNOW he is watching this and is VERY ANGRY!!! Thank you again 😊❤

[@sherrih6375]

And, I am here for it! 😂😂😂

[@kittikins1]

Ketchup be flying😂

[@AlexanderNovak0]

Oh pls...are you really that low

[@cyrenej1413]

@@AlexanderNovak0 hope you are having a lovely day 😊

[@silentmajority8365]

@@cyrenej1413 TRUMP 2024

[@user-iw4lr6rq8h]

This is getting stupid. Why is this guy still able to run for the president?

[@jimako6]

American justice favouritism to a traitor beyond absurd

[@JimBobele]

Cause the senate especially turtle Mitch McConnell failed to do his job...

[@kevinhawley8539]

Because no one is Brave enough to Confront him for his Bullshit!

[@dr.g3860]

Thats due to frightened senators who failed to convict him on the impeachment(s) for fear they'd be harassed. Profiles in courage...

[@nunobritoo]

This comment is a bot. Literally saw the exact same comment above this one with a different username

[@user-cb2lz8yy9s]

Wow, money truly doesn’t buy class. Roseanne is a wreck…😮

[@elainehewitt6813]

Jimmy makes a good point at the end when he says, ‘that’s our fault and not theirs, by the way”. I never had my kids send return thank you cards in the mail. That said, my children KNOW how to address and stamp an envelope thank god.

[@petercranitch9302]

My dear American friends..I am an Australian but have lived in your country and visited many times, albeit in saner times. Australians have a close bond with you guys and we have stood side by side with you in every conflict you have been involved with. We love you and respect your strength, courage and diversity.However, we scratch our heads and worry about the possibility of Trump becoming President again.. Please..just don't vote for him..from a friend down under

[@teamstormf18]

I’m a Canadian and have to agree with your assessment. Please don’t vote for Trump.

[@crystalfowler2336]

I definitely will not vote for Trump, my concern is the voter suppression that’s going on in many states that may hinder someone else from voting and of course, those that choose not to vote.

[@davidlundquist1979]

I completely agree with you regarding Trump. But... You guys gave the world Rupert Murdoch. Just saying.

[@lindagraham2779]

Believe me, as a US citizen, I do not comprehend how this orange circus has come so far. When I talk to Trumpers, they all spew the same rhetoric. This country is so divided, and the Trumpers are so firm in their beliefs, often to the point of spewing hateful comments to people they once considered friends. People are no longer speaking with civility and no longer associating with people from the other side. Even families are divided. It’s profoundly embarrassing and disappointing.

[@Erin.56]

The majority of us will NOT vote for him but unfortunately in our presidential election system, you can lose the popular vote and win the Electoral College vote (which is the states electing the president not the people) In 2016 Hillary Clinton won the popular vote but lost the EC so Trump got in. And we were stuck with him for 4 years…. Way back in 2000 Gore won the popular vote but W Bush won the EC vote so we were stuck with him for 8 years. I’m voting Biden in November 2024 just like I did in 2020…. I hope Biden wins again despite his age.

[@user-ll7fv6tu7k]

I think the question we're left wondering is if Trump could successfully address an envelope.

[@izzitme2707]

We all know the answer to that one! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Northcountry1926]

LOL

[@garymountcastle6657]

@@izzitme2707For all you MAGA fans out there the answer is “no”.

[@rossblake7601]

Or drive a car

[@wrafl]

Fecal matter brain

[@user-uj9sz7op8e]

Jimmy you're The Best!! Great Show!

[@FeileCase]

The last BIT is PAINFUL TO WATCH. 😢😢 😔

[@GG.1900]

💯😔

[@tylerhackner9731]

Big bad don is facing consequences

[@sonjarickson1286]

But when, haven't we waited long enough?

[@RealGilbertGan]

Don Phallus SHOULD be in jail by now!!

[@flyrobin2544]

He is the one that needs a drug test, of course he would say they changed cups.

[@michaelgillespie1206]

Yeah, he's some splaining to do, in a court of law, the court of public opinion can't do him any good.

[@ajstyles8550]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mydrouno]

Roseanne used to be the quick-witted logical voice when I grew up watching her in tv. Now she's clearly gone.

[@T.S.Smelliot]

For real. Her show and her stand up material was so good back then. Very poignant and awesome.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

Down the rabbit hole, bottle of wine in hand.

[@bovinityleak2066]

They rebooted her show with out her! Successfully!

[@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513]

She is insane!

[@colleenpeck6347]

Just a erased alcoholic has been ! 🍺

[@clin9223]

Jimmy...keep up the great work...please

[@chadley25]

12:48 "I wrote it all upside down, I wrote that same address twice, her name, and I put a cactus in the corner." "Are you high?" "I am." 😂 That was so funny.

[@tjmctube]

It's like they've never even SEEN an addressed, stamped envelope.

[@stevenmoore3480]

you see it in tv and film all the time, even if you don't in life, so there is zero excuse.

[@ZYX261]

Observational skills are lacking. If it's not on their screen.... So, Grandma never got a thank you note?

[@florete2310]

True. I mean, they must get SOME letters from time to time, right? Like official letters, business stuff etc - and they aren't able to discern any applicable pattern from that, whatsoever... Well, my old lab tech teacher always told me "If you do something wrong, at least do it systematically"...

[@Klako-ls6yt]

@@ZYX261 My family always preferred calls over cards/notes, so no, I've never sent my grandma a thank you note. Although, as well, my family lives overseas, so it's easier to just call instead of sending a card to another country.

[@user-sz3nn1vv1z]

She goes to Harvard!? What a waste of money!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@woopimagpie]

Why? Harvard isn't in the business of teaching totally unnecessary skills. I'd actually be far more alarmed if that's what they were teaching. What next? How to churn butter 101?

[@PokeySoggybottom]

She wasn't far off. She just needed to reverse the stamp and the home address.

[@tamfam0620]

Not Harvards fault, probably the fault of the expensive private k-12 school she went to....

[@cashmerebolden4473]

How do you not know how to address a letter? I know those kids have received mail before. Thats ridiculous

[@christinaroberts326]

As a masters student who was born in 1999, I never once in my life received a letter. Technological innovation (email, text, etc.) has rendered the knowledge unnecessary at best and useless at worst. The ONLY reason I know how to address a letter is because my mom insisted on handwritten thank you cards opposed to digital ones for my undergrad graduation. There’s a reason why no one under the age of 30 know how to use a typewriter. You can’t know what no one teaches you.

[@michaelmonahan9170]

I'm in my 40s, and if I didn't have a side business selling things through the mail, I could count on my fingers the number of times in my life I've had to address a letter.

[@sarahluper7881]

@@christinaroberts326 I love the times receiving birthday cards thru the postal with the name of the sender on the top left and my name in the lower center of the envelop. I still have those birthday cards (paper documents are more easily stored and accessed than digital).

[@sylvialawrence4431]

Yes, Stormy..."bring back my sunny day"!!!

[@justsayin7314]

People at the Post Office need a raise .

[@noitall13]

Only stamp prices are RAISED!

[@gwenfooteprints]

That's what happens when you get a millionaire, who also owns a competitor mailing corporation- private sector. LaJoy is still in charge of USPS and trying to destory it!

[@JasonC-ic3qd]

The public was barely literate when the USPS started up anyhow. If Gen Z can't destroy the mighty institution, one beurocrat doesn't have a prayer.

[@tsubadaikhan6332]

Honestly, it can't really be this bad, can it? Maybe this was like the worst 10 people of 200 they interviewed? Harvard? Seriously?

[@GeoScorpion]

I'd be ok with it if the workers at my local office just. Moved. A. Little. Bit. Faster. No joke, if they went slower, they'd be moving backward. There should be a Starbucks Requirement: They must have worked at a high-volume Starbucks for 6 months before they can even TAKE the civil service exam.

[@sweetboo1022]

I understand that many of these young people maybe have never written a letter and mailed it. But I don't believe that they've never received mail.

[@allisonjames2923]

I guess they all live at home so don’t pay any attention to the mail that’s been delivered as they probably think it’s only bills for their parents 🤷‍♀️

[@MrBENTON78]

Exactly

[@jeannetterudel1873]

The one young lady had to get an acceptance letter from Harvard at the very least!!

[@Klako-ls6yt]

Just because you receive mail doesn't mean you're paying attention to the envelope.

[@leighannesmusic228]

Head shaking and eyes rolling . . .

[@richsims6870]

Love jimmy 😂Guillermo Rodriguez ! You guys are so awesome and funny !

[@kristinLB]

These people don’t know how to address an envelope. That is concerning. 😳

[@flyrobin2544]

Have they ever fetched the mail?

[@bethsojourner6798]

At least knew what an envelope was. 😅😅😅

[@ginam.8378]

This is the generation who will be running the world in 20-30 yrs. OMG. We think things are bad now…

[@_Pauper_]

Katie, you used to go to Harvard.

[@Barnabas45]

Our future is phuked!

[@kennethdodemaide8678]

She's going to help them with their lives? Noone is that desperate or stupid. How many drinks has Roseanne had?

[@OriginalCaliKitty]

It seems like she went off the rails quite a while ago - no alcohol needed

[@hawk469]

Im surprised she was even looking str8 at the camera

[@colleenpeck6347]

She's just crazy and nasty now. 😜

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Ambien's gonna have to release another statement, aren't they?

[@ernestcruz6316]

​@@hawk469Actually, she thought there were three cameras and just looked at the one in the middle.

[@alphabravo8703]

Ask them to tell time from an analog clock, or use a manual shift.

[@darthdionysus420]

The only thing that separates this from one of Letterman’s shows is how fast you delivered everything. Let the jokes sink in

[@mikeoxbig7931]

Remember, only a stable genius is denied dismissal by three courts in two days.

[@jkap34]

The stablest of humans

[@wheressteve]

Many people are saying that they've never seen anything like it before.

[@maxinel1776]

Only a stable genius would bankrupt a casino.

[@IAmHereForeve]

"But I graduated from Wharton School of The University of Pennsylvania..."

[@Democracy982]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@user-zf5jl8tn1r]

People sending letters……unbelievable!

[@martin2289]

Obviously they've never received or even seen a hard copy piece of mail in their young lives. Somehow...

[@JZsBFF]

It makes fun TV but who still knows how to bake a bread, sew on a button, slaughter a chicken, etc?

[@yvonnetomenga5726]

​@@martin2289• I suspect they've seen hard copy mail but not paid attention.

[@barney5583]

​@@yvonnetomenga5726, right, they've most likely recieved bills in the mail😂😂😂

[@connyleicht6567]

Why? I always send postcards when I'm on holidays.

[@artchick1648]

No statement is too nonsensical! Spot on Jimmy!

[@jennifera4350]

And the Harvard student who can't address a mail envelope. Shocking.

[@michealbarnes1447]

Ikr. I guess she only knew email and text.😂

[@lorimontcalm9086]

Addressing a letter: OMG, that is an embarrassment to the education system and parenting. Funny, but frightening!

[@embreis2257]

well, at least it explains in part how someone like Trump can still run for president instead of running for his skin every day.

[@matsetizar65]

Hard to say, they probably approached 20 people, 15 got it right and they just showed us the more “interesting” 5 answers.

[@MaxineReid-pf9tf]

Not funny! 😟

[@spateri728]

Well that's America for you. Do Americans still receive letters? Bills? Geez...what's all the writing on the front for?🤦‍♂️

[@conscientiousobserver8772]

@@matsetizar65 Still, even that margin is concerning.

[@margarethooten3007]

I love listening to the news like this!

[@nancyshaffer3865]

Gotta love you Jimmy!!!! You keep on going!!!!!! ❤

[@inhha]

Dissing education with bad grammar is top Roseanne and the funniest self-own in a while.

[@knittylane3016]

Exactly

[@richinoable]

💯

[@BlueEyedMatt42]

"They don't teach you nothing good." Thanks for the education.

[@davedixon2068]

Sooo they do teach you something good....double negative equals a positive..."they DONT teach you NOTHING good" so they DO teach you SOMETHING good ........Get it now?

[@outseeker]

heh we can assume she didn't go herself? XD

[@BlueEyedMatt42]

@@outseeker I assume nothing 😂. I’d be surprised if she knows what it is.

[@tbecker97204]

"This is GREAT wine..." ( *vomits off camera* )

[@baronmeduse]

Judging by the last 5 4 minutes of this video she might be accidentally right!

[@TracyGalligan]

This is brilliant!

[@MamieLouiseAnderson]

OMG! He’s got you under his skin! Hilarious! Brilliant mockery! I just love it!

[@dogsratsfishcats]

❤ you and your staff Jimmy! Keep calling out and embarrassing those liars & crooks. Also Guillermo is a hoot 😂

[@AlexanderNovak0]

He should call himself out

[@georgeemeny6123]

Have any of those Kids ever received a letter? Not even a Birthday card from Grandma??

[@TracyAdams-ry2fc]

They probably have, but didn’t pay any attention to the envelope, what’s inside ( money/ gift card) was more important.

[@flyrobin2544]

@@TracyAdams-ry2fc The mail comes everyday, they don't see it or look at who it is from? I teach my son to look for scams that come in the mail.

[@Gigi-fv9ky]

And, obviously, they weren’t made to send a thank you note or a get well card.

[@woopimagpie]

Probably, but they were under the age of 10 when that last happened.

[@mortalclown3812]

​@@woopimagpie Our Mom was fierce! 😂 We were writing our own thank you cards at 7... and knew how to address envelopes. On the other hand, I don't know how to do the background I want on Zoom.

[@RahaWaaka-dz2gi]

Sooooo true every word he says about that Dropkick and his misses is 100% true love listening to the truth for once.

[@paulinehartigan2782]

Hi me again from Dublin, Ireland 🇮🇪. So if these people don't have a clue how to address an envelope i wonder will they also struggle to write an actual letter.

[@BmanB73]

This was one of the most important and historic monologues ever, in too many ways.

[@AnaterZ]

Jimmy Kimmel is not Ron Burgundy. Colbert, Kimmel and Fallon are on a federal payroll. They say the same thing on a daily basis always about Trump. GOP is better in operations. DNC is better in marketing.

[@Upsidedowndog27]

Bro you need to rethink your life choices if you think a jimmy kimmel monologue has any significance to literally anything

[@paulreiche2746]

​@@Upsidedowndog27 Donald seems to 'hang' on every joke!

[@kittikins1]

​@@Upsidedowndog27and here you are watching it, and reading comments, and.. commenting 😂

[@sethie_shots]

_They don’t teach you NUTHIN good_ *-Roseanne Barr*

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

Looking surprisingly sober here.

[@masdojo]

To be fair, the last girl in the video is attending Harvard, and can't even address a letter to mail. So maybe Roseanne is onto something 😂

[@velikovskysghost]

@sethie_shots They didn't teach her anything at all.

[@karinbarger9192]

Addressing envelope business was jaw-droppingly shocking!!! Something so simple, something children knew how to do at least by middle school age! Some of them were actually in college?! How?!!!

[@Kdc311]

You ain’t nothin good Rosie!

[@Celticevy]

Wow just wow!

[@WilliamTaylorIII]

Being a 60-something and having handled mail services for a mid-size company for twenty years I found the USPS mail addressing segment hilarious.

[@edwincruz8431]

Jimmy Got Tump on the ropes just keep Pounding him Its Fuxking Hilarious 😂 😂😂

[@rafaelsalas2012]

Like the Hulk pounding Loki 🤣🇺🇲🤣🇺🇲

[@gregorykrug8034]

When Newt Gingrich is complaining about sandwich sizes, he should be blaming capitalism. That is a business decision.

[@Playazclub314]

Isn’t that his point? That because they are capitalists and taxes and cost of food are higher that they will lay people off or make the food smaller to save money..

[@AlexaJane9091]

It's all about profits and has been happening since Reagan.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

​@@AlexaJane9091since BEFORE Reagan...🙄 There is nothing new under the sun...

[@swfl2720]

WHERE' THE BEEF? ( Wendy's 1984)

[@AlexaJane9091]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 Yes true, but it ramped up under him

[@MsBferrer]

Wow, I can’t believe they don’t know how to post a stamp/letter

[@leemeyer748]

Well done Jimmy!!!

[@jeromesullivan4015]

Pleased that Jimmy doesn’t back down from Magazilla…

[@paulopheim4224]

The addressing an envelope segment leaves me too shocked to even laugh.

[@axelagosto5196]

The education system is horrible.I learn that in second grade.

[@sebk7717]

Seriously, does anyone know how to use a fax machine, a floppy disk or pagers? Life changes and so does technology. Making fun of young people because of that is pretty condescending. Would you also laugh at elderly people for not knowing how to handle modern technology?

[@NNA1958]

So sad!

[@kathleenambrose3293]

@@sebk7717 Yes, I would at luddites. I'm elderly, but I know how to Google.

[@brianbresson2237]

​@@sebk7717 dude. No. Like they never got mail before?!?! Grandma probably sent them an Easter card. That just means that aren't paying attention. No one taught me anything about mail. I just looked.

[@juliedombrowski5531]

Jimmy you ROCK!! 🎉

[@antoinetteserrano3082]

That’s just sad that people don’t know how to address a letter 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@edkrzywdzinski9121]

Should have asked Roseanne to try and address an envelope too. 😂😂

[@thingamabob3902]

the letter will never close when she´s licking the glue with that alcohol breath ^^

[@edkrzywdzinski9121]

@@thingamabob3902 She was at a Trump event right? Maybe that wasn't champagne knowing him!

[@amandacarrion8383]

What is wrong with that man!

[@charlesmartin1121]

Donnie three flushes had a bad day. Hurray!

[@Bevity]

It was 15 flushes....

[@charlesmartin1121]

@@Bevity My mistake.

[@Bevity]

@@charlesmartin1121 It's easy to make that mistake. 3 flushes sounds impressive, but the real 15 flushes is majestic.

[@charlesmartin1121]

@@Bevity No three flushes sound obsessive compulsive, fifteen flushes is straight up psychotic.

[@Bevity]

@@charlesmartin1121 True, Sheldon would have flushed 3 times, but Trump did mention he has to flush 15 times, but he does stretch the truth to prove his point.

[@gemini8163]

I am not American but Trump reminds me of a child throwing a temper tantrum.

[@Lulub475]

Jimmy we love you for calling out Trump every chance you get❤!