Trump Has Bigly Bad Day in Court, Exploits the Murder of a Young Woman & Roseanne Goes to Mar-a-Lago

[@harryfischer302]

Jimmy has the best orange guy monolog.

[@sweetboo1022]

I understand that many of these young people maybe have never written a letter and mailed it. But I don't believe that they've never received mail.

[@allisonjames2923]

I guess they all live at home so don’t pay any attention to the mail that’s been delivered as they probably think it’s only bills for their parents 🤷‍♀️

[@MrBENTON78]

Exactly

[@jeannetterudel1873]

The one young lady had to get an acceptance letter from Harvard at the very least!!

[@Klako-ls6yt]

Just because you receive mail doesn't mean you're paying attention to the envelope.

[@tjmctube]

It's like they've never even SEEN an addressed, stamped envelope.

[@stevenmoore3480]

you see it in tv and film all the time, even if you don't in life, so there is zero excuse.

[@ZYX261]

Observational skills are lacking. If it's not on their screen.... So, Grandma never got a thank you note?

[@florete2310]

True. I mean, they must get SOME letters from time to time, right? Like official letters, business stuff etc - and they aren't able to discern any applicable pattern from that, whatsoever... Well, my old lab tech teacher always told me "If you do something wrong, at least do it systematically"...

[@Klako-ls6yt]

@@ZYX261 My family always preferred calls over cards/notes, so no, I've never sent my grandma a thank you note. Although, as well, my family lives overseas, so it's easier to just call instead of sending a card to another country.

[@80sChick80s]

Thank you Jimmy for calling out everytime that worm lies. Kudos for the family member that called him out!

[@alrightyru]

The best part of the Stormy Daniels case is that it wasn't illegal for him to pay the NDA. It was illegal for him to try to hide it. He was looking for a tax break! Hahaha

[@flyrobin2544]

Stormy Daniels is the only professional Donnie has hired.

[@Lois-w3o]

And paid...😮😂😂

[@JimBalter]

He was looking to get elected ... that's why hiding it was such a crime.

[@leslieknapp8985]

No one knew 20 years ago that Tom Arnold would be the sane one in that ball of crazy?!?! 🗳️⚖️🇺🇲⚖️🗳️

[@dianeshover1465]

🥴😆🤣😂🤣👏👏👏

[@LaggyArms]

FACTS. Best decision of his life.

[@PaulaDautremont]

@@LaggyArms That and having the tat of her on his butt laser removed.

[@420saralou]

Right? I actually like him now that he's disassociated himself from crazy!

[@laurah3282]

Since he is away from Roseanne I have to say I kind of like him😄

[@TheOriginalDeckBoy]

I friken love Jimmy... keep giving him hell buddy

[@markgates1565]

I think Steven colbert is funnier

[@janetives5470]

They both are great.

[@joshuahjfarquharm.3269]

Its just cringe? is it supposed to be funny?

[@ryansmith-kd3xm]

Durrr

[@jerirandolph]

I live in GR and he didn't get much publicity. We didn't want him. And he LIED about talking to Ruby's family. He is sickening...Roseanne Barr is crazy.. Truly.

[@brendaboudinot6431]

Agree, agree, agreed.

[@BlueEyedMatt42]

"They don't teach you nothing good." Thanks for the education.

[@davedixon2068]

Sooo they do teach you something good....double negative equals a positive..."they DONT teach you NOTHING good" so they DO teach you SOMETHING good ........Get it now?

[@outseeker]

heh we can assume she didn't go herself? XD

[@BlueEyedMatt42]

@@outseeker I assume nothing 😂. I’d be surprised if she knows what it is.

[@tbecker97204]

"This is GREAT wine..." ( *vomits off camera* )

[@baronmeduse]

Judging by the last 5 4 minutes of this video she might be accidentally right!

[@loganmalough2379]

5:12 okay, Roseanne. I think you’ve had enough champagne.

[@kellibarnhouse6160]

Roseanne only wants to keep her taxes from going up! She spews this Bullcrap to influence the Trump supporters!

[@bovinityleak2066]

And orange kool aid.

[@markrice4808]

Maybe she was getting ready to sing the J6 Anthem. She could give it what it deserves based on her previous vocal efforts.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

That wasn't champagne

[@inhha]

Dissing education with bad grammar is top Roseanne and the funniest self-own in a while.

[@knittylane3016]

Exactly

[@richinoable]

💯

[@sailincat2822]

That _"Can you send a letter to your mom?"_ segment was hilarious! Also we're doomed.

[@dianehartung5954]

Don't worry, The younger generation can send letters and write.......

[@dawnstanley1733]

I enjoyed that as well. Lol

[@stevyyjay85]

I am a teacher... and appalled.

[@fabulousbabe]

@@stevyyjay85 yeah, there’s nothing funny about that

[@mikeydildos]

​@stevyyjay85 what part of a successful education in the 21st century was letter addressing again

[@LiseTrudel-p3v]

People sending letters……unbelievable!

[@martin2289]

Obviously they've never received or even seen a hard copy piece of mail in their young lives. Somehow...

[@JZsBFF]

It makes fun TV but who still knows how to bake a bread, sew on a button, slaughter a chicken, etc?

[@yvonnetomenga5726]

​@@martin2289• I suspect they've seen hard copy mail but not paid attention.

[@barney5583]

​@@yvonnetomenga5726, right, they've most likely recieved bills in the mail😂😂😂

[@connyleicht6567]

Why? I always send postcards when I'm on holidays.

[@cyrenej1413]

Jimmy!!! You KNOW he is watching this and is VERY ANGRY!!! Thank you again 😊❤

[@sherrih6375]

And, I am here for it! 😂😂😂

[@kittikins1]

Ketchup be flying😂

[@AlexanderNovak0]

Oh pls...are you really that low

[@cyrenej1413]

@@AlexanderNovak0 hope you are having a lovely day 😊

[@silentmajority8365]

@@cyrenej1413 TRUMP 2024

[@tylerhackner9731]

Big bad don is facing consequences

[@sonjarickson1286]

But when, haven't we waited long enough?

[@RealGilbertGan]

Don Phallus SHOULD be in jail by now!!

[@flyrobin2544]

He is the one that needs a drug test, of course he would say they changed cups.

[@michaelgillespie1206]

Yeah, he's some splaining to do, in a court of law, the court of public opinion can't do him any good.

[@ajstyles8550]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@goodtroublemaker143]

I work for the post office. We got a letter the other day that had the recipient’s address on one side and the sender’s address in the same place on the opposite side. 🤦‍♀️

[@bunzeebear2973]

That went into the round file cabinet, right?

[@goodtroublemaker143]

@@bunzeebear2973 Nah, we delivered it. Not sure how long it took to get here though.

[@rachaelsippel]

😮 Yikes *and* Thank you for working at the USPS!

[@deadshot8077]

What’s the story? That’s exactly how most of the world addresses their envelopes. Recipient on the front with the stamp, sender address on the back. Is this yet one more thing where the US has decided to be “different”?

[@darylgregg]

Literally how most of the world does it.

[@jennifera4350]

And the Harvard student who can't address a mail envelope. Shocking.

[@michealbarnes1447]

Ikr. I guess she only knew email and text.😂

[@lorimontcalm9086]

Addressing a letter: OMG, that is an embarrassment to the education system and parenting. Funny, but frightening!

[@embreis2257]

well, at least it explains in part how someone like Trump can still run for president instead of running for his skin every day.

[@matsetizar65]

Hard to say, they probably approached 20 people, 15 got it right and they just showed us the more “interesting” 5 answers.

[@MaxineReid-pf9tf]

Not funny! 😟

[@spateri728]

Well that's America for you. Do Americans still receive letters? Bills? Geez...what's all the writing on the front for?🤦‍♂️

[@conscientiousobserver8772]

@@matsetizar65 Still, even that margin is concerning.

[@kristinLB]

These people don’t know how to address an envelope. That is concerning. 😳

[@flyrobin2544]

Have they ever fetched the mail?

[@bethsojourner6798]

At least knew what an envelope was. 😅😅😅

[@ginam.8378]

This is the generation who will be running the world in 20-30 yrs. OMG. We think things are bad now…

[@_Pauper_]

Katie, you used to go to Harvard.

[@Barnabas45]

Our future is phuked!

[@michaelfoubister4339]

Wow! I think I learned to send a letter in first grade. That is ridiculous if that's what we have to serve us in the future. Whoa!

[@LizMason-girvan]

My 85 year old Mum can definitely address a letter, but she struggles to send an email. Different skills for different times.

[@carterhalbrooks8091]

Thank you for spelling "whoa" correctly. I do not know when "whoa" transformed into "woah", but it was Gen Z's fault, and the unfortunate accumulation of small but crucial failures will eventually catch up to us...

[@jonathanscott5252]

All that was there to unpack and I’m left with… Rosanne. Wow. Just… wow.

[@judithmccrea2601]

Roseanne!!!! Is that wine glass permanently embedded in your right hand? She is a mess!!!!

[@Chez8922-kf6cy]

She's nuts

[@howardhall516]

@@Chez8922-kf6cy ...she's macadamia nuts, in fact!

[@mf_explosive304]

It’s a shame. I remember watching her show growing up. I would still watch the old stuff tbh. I have lost all respect for her unfortunately.

[@colleenpeck6347]

Her grammar is horrendous! 😳

[@victoriabaker4400]

Where I live "she's a mess!" is a term of endearment. Definitely not Roseanne.

[@antoinetteserrano3082]

That’s just sad that people don’t know how to address a letter 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@glenneric1]

Non-stop court jestering is needed to topple this naked emperor. Keep up the good work Jimmy Kimmel!

[@Opus313]

Listening to Donnie always sparks a sense of wonder... such as wondering how the late night hosts will mock him mercilessly!

[@philipstanco6011]

They have many years of comedy material.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

Bigly, even!

[@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513]

I love Kimmel and Colbert. They help guide us through this insane time in our lives. A vote for tRump is a vote for Putin. I’m ridin’ with Biden!

[@honpot2016]

@@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 u may not like biden but trump? my god vote blue or don't vote

[@DissectGibberish]

It's worth waiting for whatever the late night hosts dish out, their writers are sheer genius!

[@anitabateman-joynes1904]

Jimmy!!!! You never fail to impress me. I love that you help us laugh during these VERY DIFFICULT times in American history. God bless you and your staff. Phenomenal show tonight!!!

[@MANNYmamo-t7i]

@@TraderRobin trump donald trump

[@paulleverton9569]

$250 says Jimmy doesn't respond. And another $250 says ""What kind of fawning sycophant would embarrass themselves by leaving a comment that will never even get seen by the object of their devotions?"

[@anitabateman-joynes1904]

@@paulleverton9569 someone who respects others ability to engage with others positively….

[@kittikins1]

​@@paulleverton9569 and you're pissed why? Jimmy won't read your nasty reply either. Anita probably won't either. But go off.

[@CherDavis-pk5sn]

"Grab him by the Mushroom, Stormy!" 🤣

[@sonyaallison128]

Cheese wheel... 😂😮😅😊

[@andreasmith2469]

😂🤣☺️🤣☺️🤣😂🤣

[@beershits9340]

Gotta get paid first lol cash up front trump knows the deal

[@Ceedee0906]

Not funny at all. This dude is bought and paid for

[@patriciashinavierkosley2499]

If he is so worried about the border, why did he tell the House not to pass the Border Bill? Doesn't anyone ever ask him that????

[@Morgan313]

Trump wants problems he can scapegoat others for, not solutions

[@someoneelse842]

Because a. he wants to use the border as a main complaint and whining subject in his campaign and, b. if he is elected, he will push the exact same bill through and become a hero.

[@patriciashinavierkosley2499]

@@someoneelse842 Yes I know that. But, why hasn't someone nailed him with that question anyway...I'd love to hear what he says when he has to talk right to their faces. He probably wouldn't even answer, or just yell that it was a bigly bad question!

[@someoneelse842]

@@patriciashinavierkosley2499 Probably would get one of his babbling nonsense answers and an attitude.

[@ivanivonovich9863]

@@patriciashinavierkosley2499 He alwas dodges that question. It would make him look bad.

[@BmanB73]

This was one of the most important and historic monologues ever, in too many ways.

[@AnaterZ]

Jimmy Kimmel is not Ron Burgundy. Colbert, Kimmel and Fallon are on a federal payroll. They say the same thing on a daily basis always about Trump. GOP is better in operations. DNC is better in marketing.

[@Upsidedowndog27]

Bro you need to rethink your life choices if you think a jimmy kimmel monologue has any significance to literally anything

[@paulreiche2746]

​@@Upsidedowndog27 Donald seems to 'hang' on every joke!

[@kittikins1]

​@@Upsidedowndog27and here you are watching it, and reading comments, and.. commenting 😂

[@dogsratsfishcats]

❤ you and your staff Jimmy! Keep calling out and embarrassing those liars & crooks. Also Guillermo is a hoot 😂

[@AlexanderNovak0]

He should call himself out

[@eaglesbaby4233]

"Selling a $60 bible is a regular guy thing to do". What has happened to people. I can't believe she said that with a straight face.

[@ODoylero0lz]

Part of the grift.

[@JoanAlberts]

Blasphemy

[@tinkerstrade3553]

That wasn't "a straight face", she had no choice because of the Botox.🤣

[@johnmaki3046]

IF Trump was a "regular guy"; HE WOULD BE LOCKED AWAY FOR GOOD BY NOW!

[@F.R.U.G]

majority of churches/christians give bibles away for free. just a regular guy selling bibles lmao

[@joycediggs4617]

People who can't address an envelope!??! That's INSANE!!! 😮 Don't these people ever get any mail?

[@jennym3883]

no they probably don't. letters are becoming obsolete.

[@tylerkochman1007]

Roseanne’s not just batshit insane. She’s also somehow lazy about it.

[@williebailey3566]

for as much as you talked about it she got a right to be what you want to be

[@williebailey3566]

or should I say for as much as he talked about all women they got a right to be what they want to be and if you don't like it lump it

[@leftieisbestie]

You're still not asking any sense@@williebailey3566

[@c.a.savage5689]

​@@leftieisbestie well said.

[@c.a.savage5689]

​@@williebailey3566 Willie, my man, you can correct and/or modify your comments. Or have a grown-up do it for you!

[@BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x]

I’d like to thank Jimmy and his staff for making Trump and his base bitter as hell 😁👍

[@debbiejohnson5610]

Amen

[@c.a.savage5689]

👍👍👍👏👏👏

[@dawnstanley1733]

Absolutely the best medicine!

[@oldrrocr]

wait until after trump loses again... in Nov, Dec Jan...

[@rachaelsippel]

​@oldrrocr praying and voting for it!!

[@WriterRachel]

Roseanne has truly lost her $hit.

[@EdwardLindon]

I dunno, still seems pretty full of it, if you ask me.

[@michaelgillespie1206]

Yeah, about fifty years ago.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

WTF happened to Roseanne being for the Green Tea Party?

[@heinleinreader]

She never had any sh*t to lose.

[@jackjacky8105]

that's why she needs donnies diapers from mar a lago

[@shelleyjennings4344]

The bit about addressing an envelope is no joke. I was in the post office when a guy ask me how to address an envelope.

[@AnnKankaanpaa]

At least he asked. He has more intelligence than the others who just guessed.

[@Alex-nt4gl]

That whole bit was such a joke. "Oh, haha, look at these idiots who don't know how to write a letter." It's almost as if as technology advances, older methods slowly become obsolete.

[@mydrouno]

Roseanne used to be the quick-witted logical voice when I grew up watching her in tv. Now she's clearly gone.

[@T.S.Smelliot]

For real. Her show and her stand up material was so good back then. Very poignant and awesome.

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

Down the rabbit hole, bottle of wine in hand.

[@bovinityleak2066]

They rebooted her show with out her! Successfully!

[@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513]

She is insane!

[@colleenpeck6347]

Just a erased alcoholic has been ! 🍺

[@tinas_hotdog_sophie]

Thank you, Jimmy, for saying this is our fault not theirs. The parents laughing about them shouldn't, teach your kids stuff like that.

[@saffronsmelly]

My parents taught me a lot, but this was something I learned in public school! 😅

[@gmwillow]

Exactly. Kids only know what we teach them. If they don't know something, it might just be because it was never taught to them properly.

[@skuffel5405]

Don't hold back, Jimmy! Tell us how you really feel😂

[@aaronshruby2915]

Roseanne: "...they don't teach you nothing good...., drop out & call me!!"🤦🏾

[@MelissaBrazier-wh4jg]

Gosh, wtf happened to her.... she's just an old alcoholic now..... sad😢

[@justsayin7314]

People at the Post Office need a raise .

[@noitall13]

Only stamp prices are RAISED!

[@gwenfooteprints]

That's what happens when you get a millionaire, who also owns a competitor mailing corporation- private sector. LaJoy is still in charge of USPS and trying to destory it!

[@tsubadaikhan6332]

Honestly, it can't really be this bad, can it? Maybe this was like the worst 10 people of 200 they interviewed? Harvard? Seriously?

[@GeoScorpion]

I'd be ok with it if the workers at my local office just. Moved. A. Little. Bit. Faster. No joke, if they went slower, they'd be moving backward. There should be a Starbucks Requirement: They must have worked at a high-volume Starbucks for 6 months before they can even TAKE the civil service exam.

[@Sendarya]

@@tsubadaikhan6332 Can you start up a crank handle car? Or saddle a horse? Do you know how to hand hem a dress with a blind stitch? Now, you might know how to do some of these things, and all of them still exist, but these aren't skills most people use anymore because we have newer tech that does all of it for us. Or in the case of the horse, you just drive your automatic car instead and skip the horse altogether. Most young people don't know how to address an envelope because they don't need to know it. They email grandma, they pay bills online, they ship gifts directly from Etsy or Amazon to the recipient. If you don't feel shame for not knowing how to saddle a horse, we shouldn't shame young people for not knowing how to address an envelope.

[@barbaradobson9298]

I taught middle school English and I always taught this… I had to buy the envelopes because the the school was too cheap to provide them. I thought it was and still think it’s an important skill even if it doesn’t appear on the state tests.

[@sunshine3914]

My sis teaches English as a second language. She had her students fill out an envelope addressed to themselves, she took them home & put cards in them, then mailed them off. Hope she didn’t confuse them.

[@Gigi-fv9ky]

It’s great you taught this, but, honestly, parents need to take responsibility. This isn’t physics, chemistry, mathematics, etc. There’s no excuse for parents not teaching basic life skills.

[@ZYX261]

​@@Gigi-fv9kyThank you for stating that!

[@tnt01]

👍

[@dennisbeaver5958]

Next time…ask those students to make change from a simple cash purchase!

[@LindaC616]

😅😅 I love handing a cashier $20.13 for an order that costs $15.63...... they say, "ooohhh....You're doing math in your head, aren't you!?" The joy it gives me makes me realize I'm getting older 😅

[@LindaC616]

A couple of months ago I had an order that came to $9.01. I gave them $10.01, and the guy still got the change wrong! 😅

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

​@@LindaC616🤦🏻‍♀️

[@flyrobin2544]

This ^^^^ yes!!!

[@clintmash245]

I had a guy once repeatedly ask what I wanted him to do with the extra money (like the 20.13 example above) ... I eventually gave up and took the unnecessary coins because honestly, I felt the people behind me in line didn't need him to understand. These days, I'm part of the 'problem' - I use card for basically everything.

[@WattWireNet]

I like how Roseanne says "do ME a favor.." like she has a vested interest in people ruining their lives, lol.

[@user-ll7fv6tu7k]

I think the question we're left wondering is if Trump could successfully address an envelope.

[@izzitme2707]

We all know the answer to that one! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Northcountry1926]

LOL

[@garymountcastle6657]

@@izzitme2707For all you MAGA fans out there the answer is “no”.

[@rossblake7601]

Or drive a car

[@wrafl]

Fecal matter brain

[@BurgermeisterMeisterburger-v7x]

Remember, only a stable genius is denied dismissal by three courts in two days.

[@jkap34]

The stablest of humans

[@wheressteve]

Many people are saying that they've never seen anything like it before.

[@maxinel1776]

Only a stable genius would bankrupt a casino.

[@IAmHereForeve]

"But I graduated from Wharton School of The University of Pennsylvania..."

[@Democracy982]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@michaelgillespie1206]

It looks like the question to ask is "have any of those people ever looked at the mail they receive?"

[@gailflanagan1214]

I was wondering the same thing? Those young adults certainly would know how to return a package they received from Amazon. And how do they decipher which packages belong to them and which one is their neighbors?

[@realDunalTrimp]

I have but only because I collect stamps.

[@Klako-ls6yt]

Yeah, I look at the mail that I received, not the envelope that it came in.

[@Beatle849]

​@Klako-ls6yt ?. Wouldn't you have to look at the envelope to see it is addressed to you?

[@Klako-ls6yt]

@@Beatle849 That’s literally one glance at the center of the envelope. It’s not like I’m analyzing the entire envelope. And, besides that, I hardly receive any important mail anyway. Most of what I get are those mailers that businesses send out that I don’t even have to look at. Anything important, such as bills, I go paperless on.

[@rmp9417]

Deeply grateful for collective SANITY AND HUMOR!!

[@paulopheim4224]

The addressing an envelope segment leaves me too shocked to even laugh.

[@axelagosto5196]

The education system is horrible.I learn that in second grade.

[@sebk7717]

Seriously, does anyone know how to use a fax machine, a floppy disk or pagers? Life changes and so does technology. Making fun of young people because of that is pretty condescending. Would you also laugh at elderly people for not knowing how to handle modern technology?

[@NNA1958]

So sad!

[@brianbresson2237]

​@@sebk7717 dude. No. Like they never got mail before?!?! Grandma probably sent them an Easter card. That just means that aren't paying attention. No one taught me anything about mail. I just looked.

[@brianbresson2237]

So far, mail is not an outdated technology

[@frederickhollins4854]

Omg... the letter bit made me call my 20 year old to make sure he knew how to send one correctly. That is insane... bless the self confident Harvard College child at the end... that was eye opening and sad. 😅

[@mortalclown3812]

​@SandermaryRedfield Have you been self-trepanning again?

[@kennethdodemaide8678]

She's going to help them with their lives? Noone is that desperate or stupid. How many drinks has Roseanne had?

[@OriginalCaliKitty]

It seems like she went off the rails quite a while ago - no alcohol needed

[@hawk469]

Im surprised she was even looking str8 at the camera

[@colleenpeck6347]

She's just crazy and nasty now. 😜

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Ambien's gonna have to release another statement, aren't they?

[@ernestcruz6316]

​@@hawk469Actually, she thought there were three cameras and just looked at the one in the middle.

[@ag2011_X]

The letter portion was insane. Jesus!!! How bizarre! How times have changed. I would not have expected the youth not to be able to address a letter.

[@esaedvik]

It's been probably over 20 years since I've mailed anything, so I wouldn't think zoomers would even be able to. Same with faxes and checks, though for them, it's been closer to 30 years. Wouldn't think zoomers would know what a laserdisk is or floppy disk or minidisk or CRT or stick shift.

[@tamcon72]

@@esaedvik You never send greeting cards or thank you cards to people? Really?

[@dmcloren]

... Or write a check!

[@jimodonnelly7762]

No surprise. All they use is texting. They probably can't even send an e-mail .

[@Arcadia61]

@@esaedvik Well, stick shifts, or gear levers (pronounced leavers) as they're known outside the US are still very much in use in other parts.

[@chris-j5f1s]

Thank you Jimmy. Keep telling the truth.

[@davidbrown4271]

Past his jail time , lock 🔒 him up !!!

[@ellefd2536]

The Segment about addressing envelopes is priceless! I’ve had this happen at my office many times! No joke!

[@margaretgray6279]

Love you Jimmy, thanks for keeping us laughing.❤️🖖🖖🖖

[@ed9121]

Should have asked Roseanne to try and address an envelope too. 😂😂

[@thingamabob3902]

the letter will never close when she´s licking the glue with that alcohol breath ^^

[@ed9121]

@@thingamabob3902 She was at a Trump event right? Maybe that wasn't champagne knowing him!

[@setnsun21]

The address thing is ridiculous. Have none of them ever gotten mail addressed to them??

[@michealbarnes1447]

Probably not. They're raised on smart devices not fundamentals of life.. pathetic generation.

[@greendesertgoddess]

Apparently not!

[@robertt9342]

@@michealbarnes1447. To be fair, how is writing a letter a fundamental of life?… it’s not like buying groceries or making food.

[@michealbarnes1447]

@@robertt9342 Ya gotta learn to read and write.

[@spades1288]

Their parents have failed to teach them the basics in life. 😂

[@CarlosMendoza-p4k]

This is getting stupid. Why is this guy still able to run for the president?

[@jimako6]

American justice favouritism to a traitor beyond absurd

[@JimBobele]

Cause the senate especially turtle Mitch McConnell failed to do his job...

[@dr.g3860]

Thats due to frightened senators who failed to convict him on the impeachment(s) for fear they'd be harassed. Profiles in courage...

[@nunobritoo]

This comment is a bot. Literally saw the exact same comment above this one with a different username

[@ArtyFactual_Intelligence]

@@nunobritoo Just a catch and copy. No big deal.

[@rukeyser]

None of these folks have ever RECIEVED MAIL?

[@Beatle849]

I'd say it is possible. Almost all transactions and communications are done electronically now.

[@lizziej72]

You mean "received"

[@sarahluper7881]

@@lizziej72 Haven't you heard of "typo"?

[@joetarvainis2417]

If they cut off immigration who is going to pick fruits and vegetables in Michigan.

[@EuropeanWren]

And working in slaughter houses, cleaning the rich men's bathrooms... Look what happened in the UK. The country is suffering badly. Farmers had to cull cattle, expensive meat has to be imported from China. No Truck drivers... Two examples only.

[@triciac1019]

And throughout the country.

[@mickilicyes5399]

Exactly! I live in Michigan and am surrounded by Trump supporters it's brutal!

[@bunzeebear2973]

Obviously these people that cannot address an envelope. Minimum wage or $2/hr.

[@monti8415]

Exactly!!! Who is going to mow the lawns, pave the driveways, build houses, deliver the goods and so on and so on and so on...?

[@DanielHBuchmann]

And for the record, the size of food items has been shrinking for years.

[@communitygardener17]

Package shrinking started around 1980. Before deceptive packaging started coffee used to come in metal (useful) cans that were 3 pounds or 1 pound. Ice cream came in 1 gallon plastic pails, or half gallon cartons or 1 quart cartons. When shrinking started, marketers were careful to keep the shape of containers the same. They just shrunk the size a little at a time.

[@mojo500100]

Interesting info, thanks for sharing. Hopefully Newt Gingrich will accumulate some factual information before he goes on his next hate rampage.

[@andreasmith2469]

I KNOW, RIGHT!! 😮

[@andrewli1519]

How much of the weight of a bag of Lay's chip is air? Do they weigh it before putting it in the bag or after it's sealed? (Or preset a smaller amount on the machine) It just had me think. Being such mass production, it should be relatively cheap to make bag of chips. As far as i remember, their bag of chips didn't use to hage that much air. I'm not sure why companies need to cheat people out of a proper amount. McDonald's too, you know has been shirking the size of their burgers, at least the buns anyway, bread is relatively inexpensive, should not be downsizing on that, as well as the processed meat and easily attainable ingredients (which i wouldn't be surprised if they changed to cheaper ingredients too) to make the sandwiches. Companies are making every effort to trick you while profiting big bucks for themselves and shareholders, while the consumers that make them money suffer; it's sad...

[@arellatikvah]

I bought Oreos yesterday and there two different packages of the same Oreo type sane size but with some some the bag was filled with air and the others the bag was normal but you could tell the new ones from the old as they lost over two ounces in weight but no change in price. Shrinkflation is real and has been going on for years and started with the liquor companies changing over to the metric system and replacing quarts with liters therfore less product at the same price. The president has nothing to do with it!

[@oscarwarren469]

Look at the cops behind him while he lies!Pitiful allegiance.

[@tzzz7]

Disgraceful and frightening.

[@communitygardener17]

​@@dnse1943Naw, it's an overtime gig.

[@NicksAerialPhotography]

Its unfortunate that there is freedom of speech

[@dnse1943]

@@NicksAerialPhotography The Dems are trying to take that away.

[@scottmason6282]

The Can You Send A Letter Was Sad And Hilarious Somehow ? 🙄🙄🙄😳😳😳😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣

[@kathleen8980]

Please Jimmy, please post a video of the segment which young people trying to address an envelope on You-Tube so I can share it on FB with all my family and friends with kids. A few years ago one of my teenage grandsons tried to send a letter to me, but I never receive any of his letters. So I questioned him to confirm he was sending it to the correct address. Indeed, he had the correct address, etc. Then I suggested he add the word "TO" in front of my name, just to ensure the USPS worker might be able to figure it out. Sure enough, the letter finally arrived and the front of the envelope had all the correct information, it was just all in the wrong places on the envelope. Only the stamp was in the right spot. This segment of your April 4th show was spot on! Thank you. Love you and your show.

[@susanzelouf9136]

Send this full clip and tell your friends to start watching at 10:40.

[@ntdscherer]

Now we need a segment of grandparents trying to share a KZbin video.

[@momrazuddin381]

here in the UK the return address is usually at the back of the envelope

[@petercranitch9302]

My dear American friends..I am an Australian but have lived in your country and visited many times, albeit in saner times. Australians have a close bond with you guys and we have stood side by side with you in every conflict you have been involved with. We love you and respect your strength, courage and diversity.However, we scratch our heads and worry about the possibility of Trump becoming President again.. Please..just don't vote for him..from a friend down under

[@teamstormf18]

I’m a Canadian and have to agree with your assessment. Please don’t vote for Trump.

[@crystalfowler2336]

I definitely will not vote for Trump, my concern is the voter suppression that’s going on in many states that may hinder someone else from voting and of course, those that choose not to vote.

[@davidlundquist1979]

I completely agree with you regarding Trump. But... You guys gave the world Rupert Murdoch. Just saying.

[@lindagraham2779]

Believe me, as a US citizen, I do not comprehend how this orange circus has come so far. When I talk to Trumpers, they all spew the same rhetoric. This country is so divided, and the Trumpers are so firm in their beliefs, often to the point of spewing hateful comments to people they once considered friends. People are no longer speaking with civility and no longer associating with people from the other side. Even families are divided. It’s profoundly embarrassing and disappointing.

[@Allie8567]

The majority of us will NOT vote for him but unfortunately in our presidential election system, you can lose the popular vote and win the Electoral College vote (which is the states electing the president not the people) In 2016 Hillary Clinton won the popular vote but lost the EC so Trump got in. And we were stuck with him for 4 years…. Way back in 2000 Gore won the popular vote but W Bush won the EC vote so we were stuck with him for 8 years. I’m voting Biden in November 2024 just like I did in 2020…. I hope Biden wins again despite his age.

[@RoseKeely]

People RECEIVE mail right? NONE of that crossed their minds?

[@jcspider7259]

indeed.............

[@MicheleEngel]

I was thinking that too, but maybe kids that age actually DON’T receive mail. Maybe EVERYTHING really is online for them-birthday and holiday greetings, invitations, bills, government correspondence, school correspondence. All of it!?

[@dsainte3914]

Jimmy's right!😀 If the younger generation doesn't know what we know, we're to blame! Writing checks, addressing envelopes, writing in script...etc, etc🤷🏾

[@mikeydildos]

Next you're gonna tell me they don't know how to use the three seashells either!

[@Frenzy2409]

The Orange Blob better get ready to be fitted for an 'Orange Zip Up Onesie'...

[@georgeemeny6123]

Have any of those Kids ever received a letter? Not even a Birthday card from Grandma??

[@TracyAdams-ry2fc]

They probably have, but didn’t pay any attention to the envelope, what’s inside ( money/ gift card) was more important.

[@flyrobin2544]

@@TracyAdams-ry2fc The mail comes everyday, they don't see it or look at who it is from? I teach my son to look for scams that come in the mail.

[@Gigi-fv9ky]

And, obviously, they weren’t made to send a thank you note or a get well card.

[@woopimagpie]

Probably, but they were under the age of 10 when that last happened.

[@mortalclown3812]

​@@woopimagpie Our Mom was fierce! 😂 We were writing our own thank you cards at 7... and knew how to address envelopes. On the other hand, I don't know how to do the background I want on Zoom.

[@rezsurfer2808]

When Roseanna screams Do not go to college then show Harvard student not knowing how to send a letter .. omg. . No No No

[@93Jubilee]

And the young woman actually looks proud teling that, not even knowing she's shamng herself and the school!

[@Cygnus888]

Guess what, that college student can look up how to send a letter on her phone faster than Roseanne can open her email.

[@GwenKillerby]

@@Cygnus888 Guess what, while people that age lack confidence on loads of stuff, on this subject at least, they're SO arrogantly overconfident, it will NEVER EVER even occur to them to look it up.

[@Max_Mustermann]

@@Cygnus888 This. Not knowing how to address a letter isn't due to low intelligence, but due to the fact how seldom letters get sent nowadays. And while I know how to address a letter, I would probably have to look up how to send a telegram for example.

[@cococonlin170]

@@93Jubilee Ignorance is only shameful if you do nothing to correct it.

[@suegeorge998]

Wow, Roseanne really needs to lay off the sauce. Plus she's whacked to think that a college education won't help anyone.

[@MrDeathpilot]

A college education sure didn't help the girl at 14:13 🤔

[@suegeorge998]

@@MrDeathpilot who are you referring to?

[@Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1]

​@@suegeorge998The letter writing segment.

[@Ngood-sh7ry]

This is getting stupid. Why is this guy still able to run for the president? 😢

[@rob3539]

It got stupid quite some time ago, from my perspective. .. about 6 Jan 2021 and no-one was arresting him.

[@ROWGAMEROOM]

Because he is innocent

[@ROWGAMEROOM]

@rob3539 lol stay ignorant

[@tnbrfller]

@@ROWGAMEROOM Eric, is that you ? Go to bed, you have Kindergarten in the morning.

[@bsusak09]

It’s so stupid. He technically could be president from a prison cell for his entire term.

[@charlesmartin1121]

Donnie three flushes had a bad day. Hurray!

[@Bevity]

It was 15 flushes....

[@charlesmartin1121]

@@Bevity My mistake.

[@Bevity]

@@charlesmartin1121 It's easy to make that mistake. 3 flushes sounds impressive, but the real 15 flushes is majestic.

[@charlesmartin1121]

@@Bevity No three flushes sound obsessive compulsive, fifteen flushes is straight up psychotic.

[@Bevity]

@@charlesmartin1121 True, Sheldon would have flushed 3 times, but Trump did mention he has to flush 15 times, but he does stretch the truth to prove his point.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Why does Roseanne look like she should be some Agatha Christie Novel talking about the evils of Jazz and radio?

[@Democracyorbust]

She shouldn’t be mentioned in the same sentence as Dame Agatha Christie!! Instead, put her in an AA or substance abuse commercial for as the “before sobriety“ model.

[@JM-vj7we]

😂😂😂😂Lol

[@tamcon72]

LOL!

[@60sbaby608]

An article for "Dressing ones self up while intoxicated " tutorial:Starring Roseanne Barr 😊

[@elainehewitt6813]

Jimmy makes a good point at the end when he says, ‘that’s our fault and not theirs, by the way”. I never had my kids send return thank you cards in the mail. That said, my children KNOW how to address and stamp an envelope thank god.

[@rebeccabondhus-calley2222]

This is so true . Now asks how to balance a check book

[@stratostatic]

I'm glad that waiting in a checkout line for an elderly person to fill out a check is now a rarity.

[@heatherwhaley7623]

How sad. Letter writing was a basic skill taught in elementary school. WTF.

[@BrianLockett]

You'd think they'd at least remember how the addresses are set up, just remembering any physical mail or packages they've received in recent memory.

[@captainjefferies9047]

Yeah. I'm sure at one point how to use an ink well was a basic skill taught in elementary school.

[@queenswillrule]

@@captainjefferies9047 The difference is they didn't have a choice. That was the highest level of technology at that time. Wait until you hit your more elderly years, your fifties through sixties. You will have your own version of this same old song. "What?!?! You mean, Grandma, you had to actually HOLD something!!!"

[@captainjefferies9047]

@@queenswillrule I'm old. I just understand how time works and that kids today don't need the skill set of people 40 years ago. I haven't addressed a letter since the Clinton administration.

[@charlesmiller8107]

You should see them write a check.

[@typicalrockandroll]

Sheesh that envelope thing was tough to watch

[@ZYX261]

Sad, but true. At the beginning of the Covid-19 shutdown, I received a homework project from a student with the stamp in the upper left corner.

[@hmedina79]

Imagine thinking that Roseanne is going to help you get elected! Damn!

[@peachesandpoets]

Oh my God the mailing letter

[@wendellgee11]

Actually, way back when...the return address used to be written on the back of the envelope, on the flap. During my childhood, the return address became standard to write in the top left corner.

[@treadtrick]

When I grew up in the '60s, we were taught either the upper left across from the stamp, or on the back flap was ok, but upper left was easier for the post office. That was just about when "Mr. Zip" and zip codes were introduced! ;)

[@davidgilbert8614]

Back of the envelope was reserved for mailing cards, and even then was not the standard.

[@viderethevaccinatorfromhol7536]

That's how we do it in Europe.

[@LizMason-girvan]

On the flap for return address is still done in NZ. But I can see top left being useful as I will rewrite an address from the back flap to the top left corner if I have to mark it return to sender.

[@danrion8839]

Trump belongs in Prison not running for Presidency. Period.

[@MrBud85]

Crazy he always gets away with everything. Can delay court rulings for years, not pay contractors, ignore gag orders......it's never ending for a not so smart guy that was just rich. And he ruins every business he touches....

[@jimako6]

It's beyond ridiculous he continues to delay accountability for his heinous crimes

[@mountcomfort740]

The republican front runner? Those republican values!!!!

[@karinbarger9192]

It’s beyond belief that he’s not been in prison for a long time already! WTH?!

[@dark_natas_666]

​@MrBud85, it's because he's been sued so many times in his lifetime that he knows every trick to exploit the justice system to delay and wear down.

[@larryclevelandUSMC]

Well Done Jimmy!!!

[@jerrieunholz2676]

OMG. I’m so worried about the younger generation.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

As we all were...nothing new.

[@TreasureDeal]

More better?

[@johnminichielli8957]

I love how confident the Harvard girl was with knowing nothing about mailing a letter.

[@diegojines-us9pc]

he left out the bond bounced.

[@ocean1233]

You do a Great job of calling out the criminal DT 👿

[@pmd1933]

Wow!! I can't believe the people do not know how to adress an envelope

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Address an envelope. Like your phone/PC doesn't have spellcheck...🙄

[@pmd1933]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 ya it does but sometimes you still spell incorrectly. Ahh do you feel clever, now. Lol

[@jeromesullivan4015]

Pleased that Jimmy doesn’t back down from Magazilla…

[@scottprice8994]

The young people unable to address an envelope is sad. Never sent a letter, a card, or anything in their lives.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[@seanryan3020]

Let's just hope they don't get the idea to challenge boomers to send a DM...

[@wayneriley7367]

Yeah we’re old, when you were a kid I’m sure you never wanted to write a letter. We had a lesson in school on how to write an envelope and most of the kids probably hated it.

[@vickiross1025]

What do they learn in schools?

[@conscientiousobserver8772]

It's perplexing because even young people receive snail mail, or at least have seen it before.

[@richsims6870]

Love jimmy 😂Guillermo Rodriguez ! You guys are so awesome and funny !

[@edwincruz8431]

Jimmy Got Tump on the ropes just keep Pounding him Its Fuxking Hilarious 😂 😂😂

[@rafaelsalas2012]

Like the Hulk pounding Loki 🤣🇺🇲🤣🇺🇲

[@MrBENTON78]

I worked in a library and had to show many younger people how to address the Address Verification cards. They had no clue.

[@elainehewitt6813]

Wow! I figured it was bad but not THIS bad.

[@tbarry4990]

I'm sorely disappointed but not surprised....... kids think all they need is an "app" for everything today. Be glad that some students still have an interest in a library - I wouldn't be surprised if kids today asked if there was an "app" for it. Yes, .... it is bad.

[@debjoy12]

in their defense, I'm 34 and haven't mailed a letter in at least half my life. I honestly can't remember when, but it was probably when I was submitting college/scholarship applications in 2007-2008. if I were any of those guys on Hollywood Blvd I don't know if I would have been able to remember which corner was the return address (mine) and which corner was the stamp, but I definitely remembered that the middle is the recipient address.

[@twilfits]

​@@debjoy12oh boy😮

[@leas.5596]

@@tbarry4990 Hmmm...and why would they think that? Is it because - that's the case in most situations? The kids didn't come up with the apps that I'm made to use every day - the generation above them did. The kids didn't invent the smart appliances - the generation above them did. The kids didn't invent computer programs that print and address envelopes for you - the older generation did. Look to their parents.

[@valsyaranamual6853]

Fillet of fish? Policies? Is this man a politician?

[@davidlundquist1979]

Honestly, someone not knowing that Newt Gingrich is (was) a politician gives me more hope for the future of humanity than anything in a while.

[@chadley25]

12:48 "I wrote it all upside down, I wrote that same address twice, her name, and I put a cactus in the corner." "Are you high?" "I am." 😂 That was so funny.

[@LizzieMcgraw]

Well done! The effort and passion are evident.

[@gregorykrug8034]

When Newt Gingrich is complaining about sandwich sizes, he should be blaming capitalism. That is a business decision.

[@markmierzejewski9535]

Isn’t that his point? That because they are capitalists and taxes and cost of food are higher that they will lay people off or make the food smaller to save money..

[@Ellajanette83]

It's all about profits and has been happening since Reagan.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

​@@Ellajanette83since BEFORE Reagan...🙄 There is nothing new under the sun...

[@swfl2720]

WHERE' THE BEEF? ( Wendy's 1984)

[@Ellajanette83]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 Yes true, but it ramped up under him

[@Divoncy]

How is Trump not in jail by now? I don't know if i should be impressed or distressed. Trump for Prison 2024

[@JaceD4V1S88]

ive been wondering the same thing, lock him up and throw away the key, unless hes finding more loopholes to keep himself out or delaying, but at this point im just hoping the next big mac will take it's toll

[@dejavually]

LIFE ISNT FAIR....money gets u anything even when u did nothing to get it

[@ldo1308]

Because it's all just political theater and he's just playing the game, playing his designated role

[@Diamientim]

Jail blah blah blah blah blah

[@DSAK55]

Rich White guy, that's how

[@judyhowe2082]

Omg, these people are going to VOTE!😱