Lindsey Graham Tries to Save Herschel Walker, Kanye’s Hitler Bombshell & the Pope Says NO PORN!

[@mikejones-tc5jj]

Funny how Lindsey Graham can show up in Georgia for Walker but can't show up in Georgia for a grand jury deposition.

[@JM-vj7we]

Bingo!

[@chrisper94]

Nailed it!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@bishoptruth8182]

You nailed it!!! She's a slithering worm.

[@CLM2204]

Ya Who 😱 he eats Hershey Bars as his favorite chocolate candy with nuts for a Brain 🤣

[@user-ej2wr5bg2v]

Someone should tell her theres a lot of black conservatives.

[@Opus313]

Walker has a long way to go to lie as many times as Donnie... but he seems willing to give it a shot!

[@zenobiaookpik]

😀😄😆

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

HW wouldn't know a lie from the truth, his brain is scrambled.

[@Pat71896]

I have a theory, people hear and see advertising everywhere and they know they are being lied to in the commercials. We have become so lacking in good sense that we just will believe anything. The GOP knows that when they lie, we just look the other way. If you are voting for the lies and liars, we lose democracy.

[@morgantylerv9406]

He's very willing.

[@stevenvox6549]

He doesn't want people to have ths same rights as he had. It's surprising that any minority would vote for him.

[@georgewilson7808]

“Halloween makes him nervous,” Herschel recently said. When children knock on his door he is not sure if they want candy or child support.

[@cathyanders5902]

Oh that’s a good one

[@ToniGlick]

Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read your comment cause it would have passed through my nose. 😂😂😂

[@nitro9508]

😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂

[@janislentz5649]

Funny!

[@Tneedmoney]

😂😂😂

[@adb888]

Lindsey's brain was so against what he was doing that it interfered with the message his mouth was trying to deliver.

[@mary_bobespinoza6205]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@johnowen5687]

who remembers when politicians had to stand down when they were involved in a scandal.

[@kingjamos2422]

Now scandals are like pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all!

[@michaelvigh926]

BIDEN DOESN'T

[@manbtm1]

@@michaelvigh926 , that’s because he doesn’t have any scandals except the GOP trying to blame him for anything his son has been involved with,, which they can’t even prove any of that either, no matter how hard they try. Biden has been vetted numerous times by the highest security clearances we have in the country, and passed with flying colors every time throughout his whole career right up to today. He is a proven superior family man, has always been faithful to his wife, Does need the services of hookers,and has family members who actually have served our country.

[@dixonpinfold2582]

Like Joe Biden in 1988? And yet you kept his sleazy political heartbeat going all these decades since. Congratulations, that makes you morally even lower than him. [very slow clapping] Midterm Petroleum Reserve forever! (Until we need it three months from now and it's not there.)

[@lchapo5469]

Feels like a million years ago 😞

[@georgewilson7808]

Herschel would get a bigger crowd if he held his rally on Father's Day.

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Would YOU want your children exposed to these clowns? Imagine the psychological damage that would be trust on these kids. These two are bad enough but if Mike Lindell dropped by..MTG, Ted Cruz. Give the kids a chance!!! Lol!!!!

[@HowToChangeName]

In fact hes running for office to cover all child supports

[@ronnelson930]

*what Lindsey Graham actually said was that Herschel Walker is one of the "good n-words" who knows his place will do what he told Herschel just sat there agreeing with a smirk on his face*

[@monal.pendley3946]

Republicans aren't helping him, they are totally humiliating him. Leave it to Republicans to be mean and embarrassing, not a democrat like we normally see and hear, but a man on their side. Pathetic guys, and something we have come to expect from Republicans.

[@countfloydschillerhorrorth2090]

Actually that's what your leftest are saying Hershel needs to do.

[@ImWorthy4Real]

Exactly!!

[@stevel3620]

Did Lindsey REALLY just use the “I have a black friend” defense on live TV?

[@evanpatterson7098]

YEP!!!🤮🤮🤮

[@dixonpinfold2582]

The difference being that when he says it, it's based on fact. When your kind say it, it's simply a pose. That's why you accuse him of it - purely out of bad conscience.

[@evanpatterson7098]

@@dixonpinfold2582 exactly what "kind" am I??

[@danburnes722]

They didn’t let Lindsey get that close to the help back at the plantation

[@dixonpinfold2582]

@@danburnes722 It's a Democrat plantation now. Uh, I mean once again.

[@marykinnick3865]

I checked my voter registration status, and I am good to go there, also I received my mail in ballot, filled it out and sent it back!!!

[@melissaweyrick5311]

The last thing Lindsey wanted to do is go defend Herschel, but trump made him do it.

[@richardarmstrong5014]

The LAST thing Lindsey wanted to do was wear a man's wardrobe choice!

[@juliovides5265]

😂

[@tammyjohnson1927]

If it wasn't trump it was Mitch McConnell please go down there and save us to say something nice about this you know what. I no longer live in Georgia my family is from there but please Georgians I employ you you do not want this man as your senator.

[@earlenehoyt3282]

000

[@anitakeegan7950]

😂

[@thomaslikesmusic]

Lindsey Graham's trying to rescue Herschel, but shouldn't he rescue himself? I mean come on, he's a cop and a former FBI agent!

[@hirozhen7475]

Its like the start of a bad joke "A fake cop, a fake FBI agent, and a former JAG lawyer walk into an interview....."

[@sprig5173]

Also the top graduate of his college, the biggest employers of black people in Georgia & more.

[@michaelvigh926]

FOCUS ON IDIOT BIDEN!!

[@sweett2185]

@easy money He is. He was hurt too hard, too many times. His brain is scrambled.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Oh gods! He was in the FBI?

[@tripwire4727]

Thank you Jimmy! Sanity is so precious these days.

[@Bigmommafluffy]

Miss Lindsey over here pulling the "My Black Friend" card. 🤣🤣

[@karenpiotte90]

Exactly! She should be ashamed!

[@patrickjenkins6383]

I'm a decadent black liberal from California. Personally, I really thought Lindsey was about to plant a big southern-style Kiss on Walker's face when he leaned in at the end. Needless to say, that would've made my entire week! 🤣

[@EinsteinKnowedIt]

​@@patrickjenkins6383 I thought they were a cute couple. But the one on the right seemed to have just gotten over morning sickness.

[@candyjames1075]

@@karenpiotte90 too funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@candyjames1075]

@@EinsteinKnowedIt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jwanie366]

Sucks that we have to continue to deal with Lindsey Graham for at least another 4 years. Georgia, please don't give us Herschel Walker for the next 6 years!

[@Lerian_V]

I'm not voting for Herschel, I'm voting against Warnock.

[@michaelvigh926]

AND BIDEN

[@tonylupone1157]

@@Lerian_V Nobody cares that ur Crying.

[@VijaySingh-pv8ck]

vote republican save america

[@mrvlsmrv]

@@Lerian_V voting for Oliver?

[@gabagool2064]

Lindsey was stuttering like he was fighting hard not to call Herschel a derogatory name. 😂

[@nightwithoutstars9415]

"He's an African American black..."

[@lauraholzler1417]

Funny, I thought he was an American... 🤔

[@johnsonhunglo1993]

It was a push!!!!

[@manbtm1]

Walker is nothing but an absolute clown show, how people of Georgia are voting for him the way they are ,is absolutely surreal. Honestly I think this nation is tanking

[@lucycan6363]

They are voting for him because of the republican party. No other reason! I think they would have voted for an axe murderer if that was the republican nominee. They would forgive his or her murderous acts if he or she was republican. They don't really care about Walker

[@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288]

Polls are not votes, thank goodness. Polls have been massively wrong for years now. Let's wait for Nov 8th. And vote everybody!

[@domestikgoddez9823]

walkers pro career - the closest he got to georgia was texas. why do Georgians support him? he got his bell rung too many times or something. he just comes off as being "odd" and stupid. mumbles , screws words up as badly as trump, lies , cheats and kills. demanding the women he got pregnant get abortions. has he not heard of condoms? it's not all the woman's responsibility - two to tango and all those cliches...

[@dixonpinfold2582]

He's not too great, to be sure. Yet far superior to the Phlegmocrat alternative. You didn't know that? Your mother didn't teach you anything, evidently, except how to mess your country and the world up, one morally bankrupt choice at a time. The Fentanyl-grade surreality is on your side.

[@domestikgoddez9823]

@@dixonpinfold2582 are you tripping? you got all that from comments on you tube? vote for walker - 2 peas in a pod. talking like mom and dad were sister and brother as well. see, i can do it too. fentanyl... really? that's a rocket shot. all that from you tube - your comment is amusing. you seem to have your head up your..... well , somewhere other than above your shoulders...as in cut holes in your stomach so you can see....

[@Leonaza7]

Why is Miss Lindsay so upset? It may be important for Walker to win, but it’s only for Trump and Graham and the Republicans - not for the citizens of Georgia. You must see that!

[@gradycollins3601]

Thay don't see this and never will.

[@walterscott2286]

You got that right! MISS PRISS HERSELF--Little Miss mouse fart, Lindsey G.😂

[@Tetrix4ever]

Do not compare Lindsay to a woman, they are the bravest of humans, but instead tell it like ir is, he is reality a spineless coward yellow worm disguised as a man

[@tammyjohnson1927]

Is he for real come the Republican party nominated an Uncle Tom just like Clarence Thomas and Tim Scott.

[@Pat71896]

Georgia is in trouble with this kind of crap. Defending the indefensible is disgusting. The GOP has made an art out of gaslighting. The republicans are not interested in America or Georgia, they want power, power, and more power. lg is so full of crap, he has been eating cow dung again.

[@adolfoescalante3008]

Well Jimmy Guillermo is a national treasure we gotta protected at all costs

[@avihauben906]

International

[@kimclarke5018]

For once Lindsey told the truth. “We’re a party of Racists”. No truer words spoken Miss Lindsey.

[@karinlebak9499]

LOVE THE MISS LINDSEY THEY. GOP. JUST GETS LOWER AND CRAZIER

[@dana.j9062]

🤣🤣🤣 as confusing as it is lady lindsey the flip flopper tends to tell the truth about his own gop goons behavior at times is nothing new but confusing.

[@massey4business]

😂 😂 🤣 I caught that on MSNBC a while ago.

[@mackchris415]

LMAO miss Lindsey 🤣

[@BlackGuardXIII]

It’s the ‘I have a black friend’ argument. I have heard it before.

[@dbone3356]

The funny thing is, one of Hershel's kids is Republican, but he recently released a video bashing the hell out of his "father".

[@echospaw899]

Guillermo is so hilarious! What a great sport and personality. And Mounds & Almond Joys were my favorites as a kid... guess I was one of the weird ones. LOL!

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

We get the large multi bags and the adults get to eat the Almond Joy and Mounds. It's all about sharing. The Trick or Treaters gets great stuff as well.

[@pushinkeys]

Did he really say “if we elect him we’re not racists”? In other words, “we’re not racists, we have a black friend”. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@michaelbray109]

Worse…”we’re not racists…we paid for a black man and he has to do whatever we tell him to do.” Sounds kinda slavey…

[@Stray..]

He couldn’t even keep his words straight. It was like he had to get drunk to say that.

[@gatchrocks]

@@michaelbray109 People in "slavey" weren't paid. Not sure if you didn't know that.

[@michaelbray109]

@@gatchrocks you misread my post. We (the Republican Party) paid for a black man…

[@scottgee7775]

...they may not be very bright but they can hear a dog whistle

[@ethanclark739]

Jesus Christ I can’t believe this man is the senator of my state

[@superstardj33]

You could have Ted Cruz

[@karenkuhr5698]

Every state has one, sadly

[@ethanclark739]

@@superstardj33 good sir, you are correct

[@sallyhildreth3663]

I wish your state would find out Miss Lindsey likes male prostitutes. Sure never have seen him with a woman.

[@onamattapeeya]

I live in the Georgia 14th District represented by Marjorie Taylor Greene, I feel your pain brother

[@lonaji6205]

Walker doesn’t even seem all there? How anyone can consider him over Warnock blows my mind.

[@genYprogressive83]

Lindsey Graham " I have written a Bill to ban all abortions nationwide." Except for anyone that dated Herschel Walker.

[@couragekarnga8735]

So... the state of Georgia?

[@eliassalcedo5229]

🤫😂👍

[@sweett2185]

@@couragekarnga8735 It's not limited to the State of GA.

[@thomasperkins7318]

🤗

[@tuyenle8107]

Trump 4ever 🤣🤣

[@rapier1954]

The way Walker talks I get the impression he played too much football without wearing his helmet.

[@frankwebster9110]

100%

[@kcufelgoog3225]

Dont blame football. Herschy was born stupid

[@BaconTomatoCheese]

That poor dude… Never should’ve took off the helmet

[@marshwetland3808]

Helmet doesn't protect you from a lot of the worst damage, like DAI, diffuse axonal injury. All you need is to be rapidly jolted, as in a collision.

[@ashkebora7262]

Those old school football helmets _were_ pretty soft. You're joke is very true to life, yet republicans will still vote for him... Makes you wonder who the biggest dummy is, because there is some _stiff_ competition.

[@renatacantore3684]

Jimmy Kimmel is a comic Genius. Kudos also to his writing crew.

[@juliancrooks3031]

Herschel Walker could fill a couple seasons every day of the Maury povich show

[@lynnettereede6887]

Best puppet show ever!The strings are well hidden! The only problem is that the puppets never seem to work when they have to perform under oath! SMH 🎭 🤥 🎭

[@deelish22]

As a mommy tax collector, I just wanna tell people to KEEP GIVING ALMOND JOYS!!

[@dannmarceau]

"The Herschel Walker campaign has turned into a whole season of the Maury Povich Show."

[@kathyrama4570]

Or Jerry Springer.

[@JoseGranny]

"You are the father" ×8

[@sweett2185]

@@kathyrama4570 You are the father is Maury. That would make interesting TV. Bring Herschel on the show.

[@patevans3709]

And the rest of the republikkkan party should be ON the Jerry Springer Show!!!

[@juliancrooks3031]

Maybe two seasons every day different woman

[@mikeoxbig7931]

The GOP: From the party of Lincoln to a mental asylum.

[@mollymaciulla1917]

Don’t insult asylums like that 😅

[@teresastillabower8361]

Lincoln was no stranger to mental health issues. For himself & his wife. Both had crippling depression. She spent time in asylum after his death.

[@mikeyatkins8583]

The GOP the Greedy Obstructing Pollutors Party let's go Bannon MAGA Morons Are Getting Asinine

[@soundman6241]

Fun fact: 55% of liberal women are on brain altering antidepressants, also liberalism in men is attributed to low testosterone, once treated they become more conservative and real men. Look it up!

[@hirozhen7475]

It stopped being the party of Lincoln in the 60s when the Dixiecrats took it over. Donnie Dump normalized the crazies who have turned it toward fascism.

[@alansmitheejr.]

Nuns watching porn could develop into a nasty Habit.

[@A0A4ful]

I'm not Cross at that joke... 😄

[@marshwetland3808]

And probably some sisterly love.

[@normanharris7333]

Clever 😊

[@jimcarlson6157]

now I'm more interested in the cliturgy than ever

[@michelekett8450]

The old adage about Nuns was, ‘Lights out at 9, candles out at 10’. After all they’re only human.

[@chamonix2602]

If I told my kids that I ate all their Halloween candy, they'd say, "What? AGAIN?!"

[@CodeGrayHere]

I absolutely love that Guillermo is brave enough to pose in the chonies and socks!

[@marshwetland3808]

You have to see his sleepover at Shaq's.

[@vickiross1025]

Tequila helps.

[@eleanorchorao4875]

Chonies😊

[@rizzed_out_puppy]

Guillermo is sexy that is why

[@lynnebucher6537]

Guillermo is a confident man. No way would I display my chubby body on national TV.

[@ronniechilds2002]

Aw man--Edgar Winter looked great. It's hard to imagine the life that man must have lived, and there he is, with a big smile on his face, looking healthy. Happy to see it.

[@domestikgoddez9823]

i thought that too. he looked very young.. good for him!

[@ernstthalmann4306]

He got to experience to cool 70s Our generation gets the hateful 2010s

[@domestikgoddez9823]

@@ernstthalmann4306 not your fault. i wonder why the younger generation is so ...hateful and trump supporters. do they see through his shecht or are they truly brain washed?

[@BlindMellowJelly]

“The trouble ain’t that there are too many fools, but that the lightning ain’t distributed right.” - Mark Twain

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Awesome quote!!! So appropriate!!

[@julielevasseur7391]

I voted blue yesterday!

[@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288]

🌊💙🌊

[@Pat71896]

Me too. I know 45 will make this election a bigger deal than the 2020. That’s scary, after two years of him whining and throwing tantrums, what will worse look like?

[@catherinemushaw1956]

Thank you ! 💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💙

[@catherinemushaw1956]

I am Voting Blue Down Ballot 🗳 💙 💪 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

[@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288]

So many important issues, especially insurrection accountability, election access and reproductive healthcare. And now sunsetting social security? What? YIKES. Voting blue 💙 up and down the ballot! McCarthy with the gavel? YIKES.

[@sherifox2612]

Wow Edgar Winter! Glad I tuned in. Jimmy you are such a gem. Thank you for every laugh. The (perverse, accurate) way you see things just makes me so happy!✌️

[@domestikgoddez9823]

kimmel for a giggle

[@michellemaria1360]

I thought Lady Lyndsey was going to clutch Herschel's pearls!!! 😏🤦🏼🤓

[@michaelschwartz8730]

I love it when the people who call everyone else "snowflakes" have crying fits over being called a name

[@doctorbeanis]

Make sure you all VOTE! :)

[@joedelira2337]

I am voting on Election Day

[@michaelvigh926]

LEGALLY!

[@joedelira2337]

@@michaelvigh926 yes

[@dixonpinfold2582]

.... to end this Democratic Party pukefest. You're welcome for that edit.

[@catherinemushaw1956]

@@dixonpinfold2582 I am Voting Blue Down Ballot 🗳 💙 💪

[@2ndmoon]

That yentanyl ad brought me to tears 😂😂😂 but wait, since it rhymes with fentanyl, will the police become philosemitic and faint at the sight of it?

[@mac1560]

I'd ask how Walker cannot think that he's being used as a token Black republican puppet but most thoughts seem to escape him. I am here to watch Graham say the quiet part out loud as Walker just nods and smiles 😂🤣

[@justjackie7272]

It's really Sad how Lindsay& Republicans stoop so low as to use the mentally challenged for their campaign 😔 They should really be ashamed of themselves But their not All they want is to win by any means

[@mariahgrimes207]

Came here to say that. Ty

[@tranzformedyouthtn]

What about fetterman

[@justjackie7272]

@@tranzformedyouthtn I feel that he's healing from a Stroke and I don't feel that anyone should fault him for that..... He seems like the most qualified for the Job plus he cares for the little man and the working man And he's for Women Rights He's Got my Vote 🗳 👏

[@karenkuhr5698]

It's because he will be a pawn for their sick plans for our country

[@Lerian_V]

@@justjackie7272 He's not healing that much, his brain is probably damaged permanently. It's stupid for him to continue this campaign instead of staying home to be adequately taken care of by his family.

[@HH-qw6ex]

Jimmy I had a long day but watching your show I couldn't stop laughing! So thank you for that!

[@rottweilerfun9520]

Damn , that was incredibly bizarre. Ms . Lynsey was fuming.

[@jhedbergklock7720]

Lindsay is wearing a pin that says "Run Hershal, Run!" Forest Gump would be a better candidate than the great aborter😂

[@tammyjohnson1927]

I love how he threw in the Heisman trophy winner. As for some prerequisites to being a great senator. The Republican party just wants another Uncle Tom. And if they were so inclusive how come there is only one black Republican senator.

[@hirozhen7475]

That's their totally original campaign slogan, some say HW came up with that all by his self not plagiarized at all.

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

@@tammyjohnson1927 The Heisman isn't not quite a bragging point!! For one, it's for college football, something he earned in the 80's. Plus, it didn't work out so well for O.J. Simpson or Tim Tebow either.

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

@@hirozhen7475 That man could not tell the truth if the proof was staring him in the face. When he claimed to have graduated at the top of his class at Georgia but he didn't even finish so he go to the NFL. He falsely claims he was valedictorian. He's not with the FBI, the sheriff or the police dept. Paid for an abortion, or more. All these things can be proven and he still lies. Apparently , he lives in the Multiverse. The Run, Herschel, Run is a slam to fictional Forrest Gump ( who is from Alabama) and to Herschel because that phrase denotes a slow, dimwitted man.

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗❤️👍

[@mikejohnson3338]

you mean aside from Colbert, correct?

[@chong2001]

Yes, I agree. Whenever my far left thoughts start to crumble with careful contemplation, I turn on Mr Kimmel and everything falls back into place😂

[@michaelvigh926]

AND NO BIDEN JOKES??? THERE IS SO MUCH WITH THAT IDIOT and The IDIOTS THAT VOTED FOR HIM! MORE BIDEN JOKES!

[@winstonsayer]

Is this Guillermo?

[@dixonpinfold2582]

He's moral vomit. What, you didn't know that?

[@chrisper94]

Lindsey Graham: "We got our own Black". 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@charlesglegg7330]

"What is it about this guy!?" Maybe having the IQ of a postage stamp?

[@daveyboots79]

Could be the head trauma... or the abortions? Hard to say 🤭

[@joanne4758]

These script writers are brilliant - and Jimmy just nails it.

[@djbones0]

As soon as you said "There's help. " It cut to a commercial for Domino's

[@donschmit3383]

But I love mounds and almond joy. 😳Sometimes I feel like a nut…sometimes I don’t 😬

[@marshwetland3808]

Thank you, I couldn't remember the first part of that line.

[@spaceghostcqc2137]

Mounds > almond joy because the dark chocolate works with the coconut better. Too bad mounds doesn't come with an almond though.

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

"Almond Joys got nuts, Mounds don't. Almond Joy has rich milk chocolate, coconut and crunchy nuts, too. Mounds has deep, dark chocolate and chewy coconut. Sometime you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!!!!" I heard that commercial so many times growing up.

[@oceanwoods]

We live in a culture that gets pleasure and power from hurting others. Starting them early...

[@anahata2009]

It's really sad.

[@marshwetland3808]

There's this whole culture of pranking, especially between males. It runs from middle school through college, sports, locker rooms, any time when it's only men in the room. And it's mean and rooted in not just hostility but a pecking-order kind of thing. Like hazing, whether in a frat or the RCMP even after women were allowed to join. It can be intense. This is pretty intense. Akin to child abuse - emotional abuse.

[@pklboat]

Let's traumatize a child, video tape it and laugh when their world falls apart.

[@R.U.1.2.]

Pretending to eat your children's candy, is just plain cruel. Funny for the adults, traumatic for the children

[@JoDee172]

As an adult, I don't find it funny either

[@Barney7535]

If he (Graham) shouts it loud and long enough, he might be able to get Mike Lindell to believe him

[@laras678]

"We can't be racists; we have this one black friend!"

[@curiouscat3384]

I don't like teasing kids. They're confused and insecure enough without their own parents making fun of them.

[@danielgregory3295]

Registration time is long past here... Early voting time!🗳

[@michaelvigh926]

VOTE FIR IDIOT BIDEN AGAIN!

[@anahata2009]

@@michaelvigh926 what kind of idiot thinks Biden is running during the midterms. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@catherinemushaw1956]

@@michaelvigh926 President Biden is not running ... SMH 😔 😔 😔 He Already Won 🏆!

[@ryantakahashi9130]

Guess I was that weird kid. I loved mounds/almond joy. But I also grew up in Hawaii so coconut was my jam.

[@power21100]

I love to see these evil people scared. You can just see it in their eyes. It says "I'm f*cked when we lose"

[@Free4Ever-grace]

CNN MSNBC NBC ABC CBS NYT WP all said republicans won already. They got Georgia by 6 points and Pennsylvania by 12 points and Wisconsin by 6 points and Arizona by 24 points. Democrat politicians sunk their own party so the civil war wouldn’t start.

[@power21100]

@@Free4Ever-grace ohh yeah, did you know that election disinformation is a federal crime? I have filed a screenshot of this to the authorities.

[@dixonpinfold2582]

You mean Democratic Party supporters, right? They're basically the inquisitors of the Massachusetts Bay colony, 2022 version.

[@power21100]

@@dixonpinfold2582 I see projections. Projections everywhere

[@dixonpinfold2582]

@@power21100 Yeah, you should know. Hey, is one of those projections you see for a Republican congress? It ought to be, Nostradamus.

[@dunn9ette]

Proud to be weird! I was an Almond Joy kid.🤣🤣🤣

[@jesterger]

Jimmy, you got to do it for Halloween. Guillermo dresses up like Betsy Ross and sews a giant orange jumpsuit. How patriotic.

[@lionharehart]

Viral!

[@davidlathngue435]

@@lionharehart nice

[@anikaru547]

herschel is a walking warning for cte

[@evanpatterson7098]

He's a walking bumbling CTE.

[@oldauntzibby4395]

Parents: do not destroy the trust you have with your children by playing mean jokes on them. Ask some of your friends or ask yourself what bad memories from childhood, when someone betrayed your trust, can STILL elicit negative emotions.

[@oldauntzibby4395]

Once trust is broken it's very hard to get it back.

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

Hershel and Lindsay together are like an SNL skit yes?

[@starstuff5371]

Not since Sarah Palin has there been such a 'real life' SNL skit!

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

@@starstuff5371 That SNL Sarah Palin impersonator was the best in TV history.

[@treeskin77]

God bless Jimmy Kimmel... He's a funny man, a good man, and the best late night talk show host!!

[@mikedifrischia6273]

I totally agree Jimmy's the greatest he's in the ranks of Johnny Carson David Letterman in the rest he made it to the top as far as I'm concerned I love him and he is a good man

[@dixonpinfold2582]

@@mikedifrischia6273 David Letterman: "Leave me t.f. out of this. I'm trying to eat supper here."

[@mayatara1980]

He is cool but he is not even close to Stephen Colbert

[@treeskin77]

@@mayatara1980 that's cool, I totally have much respect for Stephen Colbert also...

[@dimokonov8694]

Where was the fun ?

[@228Brendon]

So happy you guys are going back to the Halloween candy prank. Always a classic

[@TheWasif]

All I heard Miss Graham say was, “Token token token token token… Heisman trophy winner… token token token…”

[@michaelvigh926]

AND BIDEN'S WIFE IM A DOCTOR IM A DICTIR

[@evanpatterson7098]

She left her hood in the limo.

[@GoodJuju.8D]

Please don't insult us females by pushing Mr Graham our way.

[@NewMessage]

Does Lindsey even know how babies are made? I mean, I'm sure he understands the mechanics, but...

[@nickwallette6201]

Are ya? Are ya sure? I have my doubts.

[@learneraccount5244]

This guy is great.

[@trontekkenproductions2975]

Love the show, but tonight you killed it Jimmy... the jokes was just too much

[@Leo-z1v]

Lindsey almost looked like he was in love with herschel

[@rightrightrightuhhuhuhhuh6516]

"Almost"? Uhhhh the dude's pupils are dilated

[@abc-bu7nr]

Graham's just trying to make trump jealous.

[@evanpatterson7098]

Lady g looked like he was having a flashback to the action block.

[@garfield2439]

Omg he was drooling for him

[@steveshow-tos5394]

Unnecessary censorship is perhaps the funniest bit on late night TV 📺😂 I love that segment. 😂

[@nickwallette6201]

Definitely. I just don't get tired of it. :-D

[@domestikgoddez9823]

"little tom brady" too... and triumph the insult dog...

[@eweiner14]

That Yentanyl commercial made me laugh out loud - this Jewish mom loved it!

[@JoDee172]

Same... been a while sinve I've laughed that hard

[@richardpierpoint494]

I would have loved it if he had gone for Ohmecarfenyanil - Ohmecarfentanil is the strongest know Fentanyl analogue and is thirty-thousand times stronger than Morphine....

[@whyarewealwaysyelling]

Kanye West is Sasha Baron Cohen's greatest role... I am so stealing that Jimmy thank you

[@TurtleTurtle88]

Heck yea Jimmy America needs a laugh ! Thanks for bringing it back !🎃😅

[@waynehand6067]

Yeah but really Jimmy Isn't all that funny!!

[@TurtleTurtle88]

@@waynehand6067 go back to being miserable on the internet you troll

[@oneworld9071]

EDGAR WINTER!?!?!? Incredible!!!!!! His greatest-EVER achievement is his "Entrance" album. No other album like it from anyone..... some of the most brilliant composition, production, and musicianship in history, and it's as esoteric. Few people are aware he's as phenomenal on drums, bass, guitar, saxophone (2 at a time, playing in harmonies), keyboards, synthesizer, as he is a vocalist. Just wonderful to see him so healthy and happy. Jimmy it'd be an epic episode if you'd feature him.

[@tessaziegler5798]

I WILL EAT ALL OF THOSE ALMOND JOYS AND MOUNDS. Damn ungrateful kids.

[@ilovethe80sNW]

C'mon Georgia! You deserve better than this! Vote Warnock!

[@JoDee172]

Those Yentanyl side affects had me in tears 😂😂😂

[@dag_of_the_west5416]

Yeah when they hit the rapid fire list of side effects I just lost it.

[@scottpetersen9660]

Was that Lindsey Graham segment real? Omg

[@dat1573]

Yes

[@TheKidJL1411]

As a kid I loved almond joys

[@bettysmith695]

I still do!

[@TypOPositiv]

Hahahahaahhaa. Omg. I could sit and watch a standup of Lindsey Graham. He cracks me up. 😂

[@linnettemcneal8788]

Nobody can save Hershel

[@tammyjohnson1927]

Herschel needs to save Herschel.

[@thejesuschrist]

8:20 this one hit home

[@OuttaMyMind911]

I still appreciate you giving up one of your weekends for our sins.

[@caitrina19]

The Yentynal commercial! Pure gold! OY!

[@seanwilliams4087]

Somehow, I don't think Lindsey has ever had a woman claim he fathered her child.

[@michelekett8450]

Maybe he’d make a good Mum?

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

Mrs. Doubtfire 2.

[@BBradshawProductions]

After Bush jr. won the Presidency, I believed I could be a doctor. After Trump won the Presidency, I think I can transcend to become a demigod/god. That's how ridiculous the Republican Party has become.

[@puellamservumaddominum6180]

Wait til Walker and MTG become president and vice president.

[@michaelvigh926]

AS BIDEN LIVED OFF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TRUMP USE "AMERICAN BUSINESS LAWS" and created JOBS!! WAKE UP YA SHEEP and disrecpectful ATTITUDES towards WINNERS.

[@justsaying14]

@@puellamservumaddominum6180 🤮 Thank you for cleansing my stomach 😊

[@puellamservumaddominum6180]

@@michaelvigh926 what American jobs did Trump create? Go slow and list them

[@richardpierpoint494]

@@puellamservumaddominum6180 Oh dear, tovarisch Michael appears to have disappeared - what a crying shame...

[@kilroy987]

I don't understand why the GOP at large thinks people are so stupid. But apparently it's all about how they can impose their values - despite any lies they might tell, if they can impose values you agree with, then I guess their lies don't matter for anything. Right?

[@foxbear60]

As a longtime fan of hip hop, that Jay Z and Naz punchline was superb! 😆

[@user-bf5ik2sq5e]

How low can Lindsey go🤔 don't think he's hit rock bottom yet... 💙VOTE 💙'22 &'24

[@FelonyRecords]

More Mounds and Almond Joy for me!!!

[@iamthecatalyst.]

Call me crazy but I’ve always liked almond joy and mounds.

[@marshwetland3808]

I liked them when I was a kid. But then I also liked dictionaries.

[@kirkulese]

Had to search for this. I loved Mounds as a kid. I graduated to Almond Joy as an adult.

[@sylvialawrence4431]

I just never liked coconut...love almonds. You're not "crazy." Everyone has their own preferences.

[@garfield2439]

Me too

[@mariabrown7118]

Dude... I screamed at the Yentanyll medicine ad 😂 😭 💀

[@justiceadvocate.2793]

Lindsay should win an Oscar for his remarkable reptilian impressions. Comes easy to those in Congress/Senate

[@thomasperkins7318]

He's competing with Cruz.

[@nadynemalamo3878]

Slithering vicious reptiles is what they are!

[@Iamrightandyouarewrong51]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nicksonian]

Reptilian!!! Excellent word choice. Thanks for saying in one sentence what it took me an entire paragraph.

[@blackisback74]

There's reptiles on both sides. Its an epidemic.

[@johnlookabill4271]

Cannot stomach seeing Miss Lindsey. He has lost his mind since John McCain is no longer around to temper his insane impulses. Surely, I repeat surely, Georgia has more sense than to vote for Herschel Walker. Vote blue. Vote to save democracy.

[@lilwil-ns3uo]

I love Guillermo ❤. He's such a good sport and really embrace and seems to really enjoy what Jimmy asks him to do. Imagining Jimmy without Guillermo now is pretty much impossible!!! By the way, I love the Spam socks. Would love to have a pair!!!

[@dat1573]

Me 2

[@domestikgoddez9823]

check ETSY - they have those weird and hard to find things on line...

[@Leonaza7]

Meanwhile, Tim Scott would like to remind you that he also exists.