Best of Karl Pilkington - Part 6 (Dating & Talking to Lions)

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From The Ricky Gervais show, short clips showing the best of Karl Pilkington. Buy the DVD at www.amazon.co.u...

[@kirstenabel3232]

"what i mean is, i dont know what i mean" LMFAO karl oh my god i love you

[@lodersracing]

LOL

[@boibio3563]

She was alright

[@cameronadams1125]

Needs of the many is what he meant

[@shooby9496]

I honestly share that sentiment with him quite a bit.

[@BlightVonDrake]

"Fish have more rights than us." "You added too much water." Nevermore a perfect mind was there, than that of Karl Pilkington.

[@VLAD_P_]

I’ve never heard of a Kod getting I’ll 🤣

[@stratocaster1986able]

"Show off me skills n that"

[@MrPernell27]

MarcusAurelius it’s always blah blah blah, n that.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

"Iz avin' a go, jus knockin' bout." Would be how he says what we say in America "I wasn't doing much."

[@patrickbeart7091]

@@the_original_Bilb_Ono ayy wahsnt dooin veri mach

[@HEDGE1011]

“You added too much water.” I nearly fell over laughing.

[@evsquad5213]

My theory is that Suzanne finds him as funny as all of us do.... and plays on it every day like Steve and Ricky. it's the only explanation for this relationship !!!

[@JockDoubleday]

I think also she finds him good-hearted.

[@IAmebAdger]

He's not bad at dancing, you wouldn't know it if you looked at him, but he's got talent.

[@Nicdehouwer]

Don't forget that Karl also just has a beautiful and very kind mind. He is peace incarnate.

[@MIKE-TYTHON]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a guilty crush for a lot of people, he’s got a nice face too.

[@NeoStoicism]

a lot of women like the sort of simple decent uncomplicated aloof type

[@Yohodaify]

- There's loads of fish, so... - But they're not really making their voices heard, though are they Karl? - I know, cause they're under water.

[@gleam6370]

“Oh I’m fed up of being stuck in here” “Oh yea”

[@MultiLiam5]

I laughed so hard at "no coz they're underwater"

[@roshanjay7]

1:14 Jokes aside, I think you'll find - talking to a (literal) Lion is not too different from talking to a human being, if they could only learn to communicate with you.

[@danhoppy5517]

I watched these late at night years ago. God, how I miss Karl's little pearls of wisdom!

[@hypermecha223]

The ending to this one is the best! It's the one time where Karl's "just keep talking & your mouth will come up with things" didn't work.

[@mankytoes]

I love how I can normally tell what Karl's warped view on the situation is, but with the fish thing I was just like "where the fuck is he going with this", and it turned out nowhere.

[@MsHarpsychord]

ah it's so weird to see karl on the left what have you done!

[@lazybones69]

The video has been flipped to stop KZbin's automated software from taking it down over copyright law.

[@Zacho789]

So many videos have been flipped I'm kind of used to seeing Karl teleport back and forth from his usual spot.

[@Succadeez]

@Nathan Jarrett you hav'n a go?

[@themilkman23061]

@Nathan Jarrett i dont get it

[@TakeNoShift]

It was the mouse on the left that got me

[@cuseyeti5243]

My goodness, I cannot express how much I want to hear Ricky and Steve interview Suzanne. What could this woman possibly have rattling around in that head? Karl is her idea of a good mate?! What anecdotes does this bird have? Oh, the imagination sprints.

[@sirromanov3038]

It seems to me Suzanne likes the simple life, and I can definitely see that. Karl also actively tries to come up with new things to talk to her about, and I'm sure she finds him funny sometimes, too.

[@Electricshrock]

There was a series by Nick Park (of Wallace and Grommit fame) a while back called 'Creature Comforts', where they took interviews with various people on various topics and used them as the basis for claymation animals. Two of the regular characters were a couple (animated as cats) who talk about each other and their relationship... Well the male voice is now easily recognisable as Karl, so the female voice was Suzanne.

[@Shellboy11]

@@Electricshrock the cat and dog?

[@Ivanhoenn]

So what learned is 1) Karl is actually Maxie from team Magma 2) Karl wrote the 7/10 review for the Hoenn remakes.

[@thesegundovolante]

This is the crossover that we need but don't deserve

[@william678910]

This should've been called "The Karl Pilkington show with Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant"

[@Thulgore]

These animations are some of my favorite of all time. The animators deserve more credit.

[@offtheleashman]

'they're not really making their voices heard' 'i know 'cause they're underwater'

[@ImOblivious]

I get what he's saying with that Lion comment. His specific reference to a lion in a zoo, he's referring to the fact that the Lion would have had exposure to humans and human behavior prior to his magical ability to speak, so he would be able to convey some ideas. The Jellyfish in this case wouldn't have had any human interaction, so he wouldn't have any sort of way to convey speech the same way that we do. At least that is what I have interpreted.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

Or it's like a white person raised in the African bush by African parents, or a person replying to a 5 year old comment lol I just realized what I'm doing...

[@jeanbutinfrench]

Not really, because regardless of language, the lion perspective of life or cognitive thought would turn its output unreadable, 7 years now, god

[@Literally-God]

Well what about jellyfish in aquariums?

[@fabs680]

that's just karl's way of saying "i am the wisest man alive, for i know one thing, and that is that i know nothing."

[@MrBradipo73]

"But what I mean is...I don't know what I mean..." I certainly didn't expect that :-D

[@Not_really]

You can laugh all you like at Karl but you can't knock his logic ! LMAO!!!

[@tommymorgan73]

😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant. The way Karl's mind works 😂😂😂😂

[@BearWindAppleyard]

"god, you added too much water".. so funny

[@thecinematicmind]

2:16 This part right here besides the last part makes me laugh every time

[@FortoFight]

I agree with Karl on the Lion thing really. In order to speak English, you have to have a specific conceptual framework in your head.

[@L2DaK2Dap]

It doesn't work too much for me. We can decipher completely foreign languages and translate them into English, so a Lion speaking gibberish English would still be fine. A tree to the lion might be called green pole or even something crazy like jellyblade. We'd be able to work out the Lion's English eventually.

[@Somethingshouldgohere]

L2DaK2Dap it’s not about what they’d call stuff lol it’s about how their perspective would be so different to yours the way they speak about everything wouldn’t make sense to you - you wouldn’t be able to interpret what they’re going on about because their frame of reference is so different to yours.

[@qty1315]

I really did like how he was immediately like "But, what if you were talking to a lion raised in captivity in a zoo, surrounded by humans for his whole life? His perspective isn't going to be so far removed that we can't understand it." Like, honestly, that's quite clever to think of that on the spot.

[@MadeOfAdamantium]

Karl has successfully managed to confuse Karl

[@kkgt6591]

He is so right

[@jaywaltz7740]

Especially when he says he doesn’t know what he means

[@GretchenJP]

"Wut I mean is... I don't know wut I mean."

[@enigma7784]

What I mean is..I don't no what I mean. hysterical

[@tijmenbruin]

This animation is so great

[@longlivethemorrow]

Karl: "But what I mean is... I don't know what I mean." Wow. That's the first time I ever heard Karl say he didn't know what he meant. Even if the stuff he says is far-out and complex and ridiculous, he always stands by his convictions 'til the end. I don't know what happened here. He was actually on the right track with the whole majority rules idea, then somehow he just derailed and lost his train of thought. Stunningly hysterical.

[@Tweogan]

"But I mean is, I don't know what I mean" - words of wisdom. Brilliant ! :-D

[@MultiLiam5]

It definetly deserved a good hearty laugh from ricky

[@MisterF_1984]

haha, good call! That is a rather clever work around I must admit. Cheers for the upload!

[@Thehiddenmoran]

"what I mean is I don't know what I mean" 🤣🤣🤣

[@erurevir]

"what i mean is...i don't know what i mean" - Karl Pilkington

[@adamj6645]

karl at the end of this video really made me laugh.

[@lend7496]

The initial debate was whether or not he could talk to a lion, then he switched it to whether or not he would talk to a worm, then just rambled about fish for a couple of minutes

[@wanderinghobo4917]

7/10 too much water

[@avloc1]

hahaha it's worth listening to the whole thing just for the pleasure of the last few seconds

[@TheGarfield0]

Karl stanning Team Magma I see

[@GrimFantasma]

It always annoys me that they pull him away from his points, I though the had something there!

[@maxcohen13]

Cartoon Karl is one of the cutest things I've ever seen.

[@lucretiusmaximus5156]

Anyone else notice at 3:46 how Steve stammers a 'why?' three times, and Karl stammers a 'because' three times?

[@Iunio92]

He was so close to making a coherent point! Then... "I don't know what I mean" haha

[@NICGAVRAY]

HAHAHA AWESOME! i have always wondered why heaps of other shows uploaded are backwards

[@tedgrant2]

Good work, especially your music !

[@julianlutz1221]

I think Karl actually understands the Lion statement at some level

[@StandardGoose]

When he's talking about the worm...it's like he gets it but also doesn't get it at the same time.

[@cartmanofsp]

I love little Karl standing on the cliff

[@hayberdasher8625]

it's like he's in high school (or whatever they call it over there) and yet he's in his 30s jesus christ he's Homer Simpson

[@Glozboy22]

Me too, I can't believe Rick and Steve missed it!

[@CrazyFreak714]

4:40 😄😄 there it is, that sums up the whole thing. lolololololol

[@JAYSR94]

What I mean is... I don't know what I mean XD LEGEND! I could talk to him for years with our getting bored :)

[@antonyberry1632]

Karls right

[@TheBehm08]

“What I mean is, I don’t know what I mean. Karl: a memoir”

[@rerereremixxx]

Lolol karl is sooooo funny with ricky

[@CounterNerd]

Suzanne seems like such a sweetheart :)

[@KGS922]

ricky gervais' laugh is funny ... :D

[@kykahl]

"no because their underwater..." LOL

[@thomaspereira2069]

I love how Ricky entertains ideas that are theory nut not god

[@MerelMystery]

yes

[@MrBuch169169]

"I think the fish have got more rights than us."

[@RobbySk8erBoi]

Karl to God "Too much water. 7/10"

[@AYVYN]

Right then. I need to show her my skills n' that. I've been out of order.

[@magicman9218]

They call him stupid but he has a very pragmatic view of the world

[@chriscostello117]

Fish do have more Rights than us. They should.

[@ahaetulla]

I think I get Karl's point. It's like, it's not the 'lion" part that's important, it's the fact that he was from such a different place. If an English-speaking lion grew up in London, there wouldn't be an issue at all.

[@thomasdie7689]

Ahh when 20p was good enough to get a whole hot chocolate.

[@MrMonkeyInk]

Actually, Karl's response here does not seem entirely idiotic and even hints at a broader understanding of Wittgenstein's reasoning. He makes the point that if the lion was in a zoo, i.e. in a context and 'world' that was understandable to the listener, then it could be understood. The very reason Wittgenstein's comment is considered paradoxical is because it states that if a lion could speak, communicate in a way that we could understand, then we could not understand it.

[@4th_Foxtrot]

Best effin quote ever!

[@zephilandevol]

DANGEROUS Don't mind me, just had to type it out to find out what the word was

[@rocketraccoon77]

*What i mean is i don't know what i mean*

[@frankhumbug]

😂

[@ebbhead20]

why is this flipped,would it be removed otherwise?

[@FullBlownRose1984]

Lmao Karl is awesome

[@realdude111]

Editing in his own time for 40 P, Karl was the one that got taken advantage of.

[@dyllantillman]

I love how Ricky pretends he understands Kierkegaard and Wittgenstein.

[@ariss3304]

The fucking head rub

[@undertyped1]

One day the seas will dry up, so i dont think it's a big deal that there is lots of water.

[@cartmanofsp]

to avoid copyright, i think

[@protendi]

i love the squeaking sound at 1:00 when see rubs his head :D

[@timeagentmw4120]

3:36 Karl is IGN! XD

[@fernandobusciglio]

I came looking for tho comment hahaha, Karl wants to join Team Magma lmao

[@MrJaynash]

Still waiting for my future wife to buy me a 20p hot chocolate 😔

[@depreciates909]

Lol it's kool how the video's been mirrored

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

How many rights does a human have under water? Not even that to be able to breathe or not to be eaten by a big enough fish.

[@BrandonWillWin]

Does that bother you Steve?

[@CBAwiththisshit]

Karl actually seems to have an overly active imagination.

[@ZzonkedMCFC]

The video is mirrored, probably to avoid copyright claims.

[@bobgibb2781]

Why is this in mirror image ?

[@x513xSparks]

Is that an adult Doug Funny at the 2 minute mark?

[@ThomasBaxter]

@hairball123 it is mirrored so KZbin doesn't automatically flag it and remove it... thus allowing us all to enjoy these vids. Thanks JJJAMES!

[@obermegalutschoar]

I take it that means we agree?

[@THESUPERCAT64]

I think he means fish were allowed to evolve and diversify and have a range on the globe humans never can. We are stuck on land with day jobs and girlfriends while fish just swim around and eat each other. Pure freedom.

[@hypermecha223]

People mirror the video in order to try to dodge getting it removed due to copyright infringement. Don't know if it actually works or not, but apparently quite a few people do it.

[@donovanulrich348]

Iv held conversations with people whom i dont speak the language 😂😂 Like Chinese If you can find reference points (like games) then you can interpret parts of the conversation even with the language barrier So if the lion could understand and speak english, you could have conversations with it. Tho the lion may see narrow minded to you, or abstract in its thinking

[@noone6037]

In order to speak a specific language you must understand the meaning of the words and their use. If a lion is able to speak English it must understand the meaning of the words and their use. So you would be able to understand the lion.

[@booksteer7057]

But Kierkegaard's thoughts were complicated. A lion thinks, "I'm hungry. I think I'll hunt something", or "It's hot. I think I'll have a nap in the shade."

[@Arrowdodger]

If anyone could talk to a lion, it might be Karl, especially since he actually had a solid point that one in a zoo, he might have a shot of having common ground with.

[@harryennis2332]

Hes actually sounding really smart