American Reacts to Brit-Toks!

[@F1138-4EB]

calling your geezer at 1 am is calling your dealer to get more cocaine

[@Aloh-od3ef]

Funny how this is the most likely comment 🤣

[@VeryZen]

Paused it at two minutes in to come and say that. You're doing God's work, son.

[@maxwalthew5641]

“calling your geezer” in the first clip refers to calling your drug dealer👍

[@Chiggins_]

Ikr, context clues, Americans are just completely illiterate to them

[@jtrueman1353]

Greg Davies is a current English comedian, former teacher. Definitely not a footballer 😂

[@OspreyChick]

One small correction, he’s Welsh, his Welsh parents lived in England at the time, but his father drove his mother across the border to make sure he was born in Wales, so that he would be eligible to play rugby for Wales.

[@pete104242]

thank you for saving me the time to add a comment. oh wait, I literally just spend the time replying to you. good day to you

[@irreverend_]

This is why I just say British.

[@sailingayoyo]

Lovely interview with him the other day on Desert Island Disks.

[@speleokeir]

10:55 That's Greg Davies, a comedian. best known for playing the sadistic head of 6th form in 'The Inbetweeners' an iconic sitcom about four young lads, all losers, and their escapades in the 6th form. The fact he's 6'8" make s him even more intimidating. He also used to be a teacher in real life before becoming a comedian. "Oh shit!" "Shit Indeed" is a quote from the show. He's also 'The Taskmaster'. A show where 5 comedians are asked to do silly challenges.

[@MrPig-zf4xc]

this guy defo needs to react to taskmaster at some point

[@rukiakuchuki]

You reading the Northern Boys’ lyrics out loud and laughing hard at them made me laugh harder than the song 😂 🙌🏻

[@reysgotplans5005]

So glad you doscovered the Northern Boys and gave them a proper shot! More of that and maybe Pete and Bas??? 😆

[@GrimlyFandango]

also The Cleaner, terrific

[@TheDidymusBrush]

I am so so glad you've discovered The Northern Boys. They're amazing. Gutted I missed their tour last year... Defo wanna see em live asap! 😁

[@eternallearner4753]

Your laughter is contagious. Need a strong coffee now to reset my aching cheeks 😂

[@Valisk]

I laughed so hard at you corpsing at The Northern Boys. Thanks for the laughs, I really enjoyed that!

[@doegywhail728]

You need to watch Task Master, you’ll know who Greg Fecking Davies is.

[@nolajoy7759]

Love Greg Davies

[@_Professor_Oak]

But even if he does that he won't understand the reference

[@welshgit]

shit indeed

[@djdeemz7651]

@@nolajoy7759apparently he made the Wrekin with his shovel

[@lottie2525]

It wasn't a retired football manager it was Greg Davies, Task Master and Mr Gilbert in the Inbetweeners among other things. Funny guy. He's also good on Would I Lie to You.

[@PhoenixReturns]

And they were also lines from the The Inbetweeners ^^

[@samkenyon4522]

I have a friend who is 6'4'' and whenever drunk men try to fight him he just tickles them - it works surprisingly well

[@enkiofsumer8374]

Yeah. I have a mate like that. About 6'7". We had to stop going out into town, because every drunk wannabe hard man wanted to pick fights with him.

[@titanium_di2402]

​@@enkiofsumer8374 Well, that's just great. My son's 6'6"...... and still under 18, but people don't see that. He was 6' when he started Secondary school aged 11 😂

[@vickkibradfield4592]

I love your friend. 😂😂

[@enkiofsumer8374]

@@titanium_di2402 my son's the same. Wasn't that tall at that age, but had a massive growth spurt at about 15. He's 6' 6" now. Towers over me. He's down from university tomorrow for a few weeks.

[@robbpatterson6796]

Great advice; I'm 6'5 and stopped bothering to go out around a decade ago

[@JackNap1er14]

She bought a Meal Deal and even though it was only eggs she enjoyed them

[@RotundBox]

Okay, you've started down the Northern Boys rabbit hole... I'm sure a lot of us would LOVE it if you continued! If you're worried about the music playing, a lot of other channels seem to manage just fine. But personally I found how you did it here really funny! I know personally I'd be okay with you just listening along with the sound off and reacting to it live. It'd be good enough for me!

[@G02372]

The water 💦 on that guy was clearly an exorcism, the demon was coming out of him when he woke up 😂

[@VelvetVoice]

I bought one of those “wee bits o’ juice” from Sainsbury’s yesterday: it’s a shot of Peruvian Ginger, and by GOD it’s got a kick to it like an angry mule.

[@VelvetVoice]

@@Sradders Healthwise? Sure thing, ginger’s a great boost to the immune system, especially when it comes to warding off the common cold. But as far as my taste buds were concerned: whoooo mama! Verily I had my first ‘judder’.

[@dianakorz0730]

There needs to be a warning saying to not watch while at work. Omg, im crying from laughing so hard. 😂

[@salome5055]

That is seriously bloody funny and I loved watching it with you.

[@Spiklething]

10:55 No that's Greg Davies, not a retired footballer

[@kimbutler8020]

Taskmaster 🎉

[@Digighost_5]

Shit indeed!

[@HollyLyne]

Love the cuddle bro. What an awesome thing to do.

[@nolajoy7759]

"Hang myself in my neihlghbour's garden..." Why am I laughing so hard? 😂😂😂

[@salome5055]

It's the delicious British combo of the tragic and the utterly mundane

[@markalexander3659]

"Just take a step back from the camera" Yes. His is a beauty best appreciated from a distance.

[@irreverend_]

I'm saddened by that misspelling of pigeon.

[@inickedurnan941]

Northern Boys and Pete and Bas are legends!

[@GroinStrain_]

That’s Greg Davies, aka Mr Gilbert from the Inbetweeners and he’s also the Taskmaster

[@jamesxlennon]

The woman who talks about getting "mildew" has gotten a 'meal deal'. Pretty much the greatest thing the UK has ever done. You go to a supermarket, or a local or express or whatever, and you get three things for a fixed price. A main, a snack and a drink. A normal person will get a sandwich, crisps or a chocolate bar and a cola or a juice or something. Some people will find the most expensive main, most expensive snack and most expensive drink and walk out the shop with a pack of sushi, a chicken breast and a protein shake. You NEED to look into this. A few channels do content about food in the UK and get into meal deals every now and then. Ciarán Carlin has a few very entertaining videos about them but they're not the sort of video you usually react to.

[@Aloh-od3ef]

A.I. Is so smart, it’s going to change the world 😊 Yeah but can it understand and translate British accents correctly. I think not! 😂 There is still hope people 🤣🤣

[@thisnthat42]

If you would like to learn a little bit more about Greg Davis then can I suggest looking up this lovely little nugget on here, a video titled: Graham Norton's Funniest Episode: Ryan Gosling vs. Greg Davies |The Graham Norton Show

[@redwiltshire1816]

So full definition of geezer: a friend, broadly; just a person and specific to London; normally an older feller or adult man

[@Aloh-od3ef]

The Scottish guy with the wee bit of juice…. His reaction is not because of the taste. That’s just how the Scottish body reacts to vitamins! 😂

[@malcomflibbleghast8140]

i randomly bumped into the northern boys one morning in spoons bristol, near temple meads. they offerd us a free ticket to a gig in cardiff. sadly we had a prior engagement. crazy lads .....worth every farthing of their fame.

[@Juggsy87]

40p is pence. £0.40 in the bank lol he wishes he had £40 afterwards.😂

[@allysonrogers4389]

The girl who seems to be saying she got eggs with her mildew is actually saying 'meal deal', not mildew

[@markalexander3659]

"That's a derogatory term, isn't it?" *makes the AI say it over and over*

[@joescarecrow]

You need to check out more Northern Boys! and Pete and Bas for that matter. Their lyrics are always great!

[@VelvetVoice]

The “retired footballer” is actually Greg Davies (standup comedian and erstwhile headmaster from ‘The Inbetweeners’). 👍👍

[@germankitty]

In Germany, these small bottles of juice (half a cup or less) are sold as "juice shots". Just a few vitamins and sugar in liquid form to keep your glucose levels up.

[@RileyELFuk]

Happy to see you discover The Northern Boys

[@CookieTestsThings]

The guy who says Shit indeed is Greg Davies. In the cult show The Inbetweeners, he plays a teacher (and head of year) and at one point one of the main characters sees him and says "Shit" and Greg's character replies "Shit indeed". So the tik toker was basically asking him to re-enact one of the funniest bits in the show.

[@VelvetVoice]

The closed-caption translations are ludicrous, and therefore high-larious. Bonus funny.

[@nicolap2]

Retired footballer is Greg Davies. Fab comedian/ Actor/ tall man

[@VelvetVoice]

Bro be bringin’ back da ‘FREE HUGS’, innit? Altho’ it’s more like Free Hugs Lite, ye nah watta mean? 8/10 for effort, but 10/10 for heart, bruv.

[@matthewwalker5430]

I'm not sure "geezer" necessarily means "35+", we all used to call each other "geez" when we were 18 even. It just means a 'bloke', but often one a bit rough around the edges (either in a good way or a bad way)

[@jackpeskin5311]

Not 40 bucks, 40 cents 😂😂😂

[@brigidsingleton1596]

Cents so much better than 40 pee !!😂

[@enemde3025]

That's GREG DAVIES the stand up comic !!

[@mildandbitter]

The Evri one is spot on.

[@FLQueerLiberal1982]

That, mate, is Greg Davies (pronounced Davis). A stand-up comedian, and television presenter. He hosts Taskmaster, Britain's funniest show... hands down. If you want to see funny, I advise reacting to that series. The official YT channel has the every episode posted.

[@ChurchyXo]

"Big batty gyal" = Big bottomed girl in Patois (pronounced "patwa) which is Jamaican English slang ☺️🤣

[@mattbentley9270]

He is a comedian and tv presenter

[@choomah]

"Call your geeza at 1am, the c_nt wont pick up."; Calling your dealer asking for another couple grams 😅😅😅 but hes not answering. They are notorious for only dropping once and not later in the night. Otherwise they have to go back out to every "client" for multiple drops. And driving around all night with a bunch of gear on you is bait af 😂 or so I've heard 😅 plus, they have to sleep too

[@AnneDowson-vp8lg]

Within the first three seconds he says the F word three times. Not what I want to hear, and you, JJ have gone down in my estimation.

[@jay-rk1ve]

Not round here it's a 24/7 business

[@JohnResalb]

Now that is what I'd call a South London accent. It hasnt got quite the sharpness of Cockney. However, by the time you get out to Essex, I find it a bit more difficult to sometimes differentiate a Cockney.

[@dees3179]

Ahhh, you need to react to U.K. task master.

[@acid3137]

Hey JJ, that bloke in the first video - I'm from Essex and he's basically me. The shame!

[@cyrus2728]

i think the geezer he was ringing at 1 am was his dealer

[@EazyMakaveliE]

Me & my wife work for Evri haha great reaction

[@davidware9549]

Love the bit when you realised that he meant about the banana joke I had to watch it more then once lol

[@daviddrabble8453]

Sanctuary? Did he say something to eat?

[@dirtywaterpj_dj]

When you don’t understand what someone is saying, at least half the time I don’t understand them either.

[@knowlesy3915]

You probably can play northern boys. Its free advertising for them. Youll get demonitised in record time though. Check out Pete and Baz too.

[@Jadelrowe107]

Man getting G-checked in what I presume is Camden is risky business. Man out here risking his life 😭

[@paulhunn]

Pete and Bas are surely next

[@watchreadplayretro]

Sadly at my age I only go ''out' :(

[@enkiofsumer8374]

At my age I stay "in", or "in, in"😂

[@onecupof_tea]

Are the police watching this, instead of watching Notting Hill carnival!

[@ThatChrissyGirl]

Please react to The Northern Boys, all of their songs are amazing 😂😂

[@ragingthor866]

The Northern Boys are actually the goats. Seen Norman live with the rappers Pete and Bas. His solo stuff is actually fucking art, doesn't shy away from the gruesome detail of what it's like to slip though the cracks and into depression. edit: the "I'm not used to these kind of mental health issues, I just want to live in a church and fine peace - apon my brain. Jesus please just stop my pain." shows off that really well. That sorta thing for multiple tracks.

[@markalexander3659]

He means call your dealer to get more coke lol

[@TheIconsofsin]

at 11 minutes thats greg davies a famous british comedian who used to be a school teacher

[@Darrenski]

His 'geezer' is his charlie supplier

[@Drescher1984]

The juice one looks like a pre-work out

[@manwithanaccent4315]

Calling your geezer - he means calling your dealer

[@choomah]

Glad to see you discovering the Northen Boys 😂

[@OspreyChick]

Not a footballer, a comedian called Greg Davies and the Taskmaster. You should react to taskmaster, even if it’s just some shorts.

[@sg-yq8pm]

We need more people to tell him it's Greg Davies

[@_Professor_Oak]

9:12 don't worry she wasn't speaking english lmao

[@slashnburndotcodotuk]

"Calling your Geezer" means calling your man for more charlie.....

[@philjones45]

he was calling his drug dealer at 1.00 AM

[@nicw5574]

I'm a lightweight with alcohol, for some reason Jager doesn't affect me. Jager is lovely. The man saying "Shit indeed" was the comedian Greg Davies, he's brilliant. One day shopping in Glastonbury there was a man giving away free hugs, no I didn't hug him, it was the middle of the pandemic. These were really funny, wishing you well 😀

[@robbpatterson6796]

Bro knows the difference between a hug and a cuddle. Respect. Yet I can take things a stage further; unless you experience it, you will forever be in the dark. There is a thing called a "cwtch". I can't explain it as there is literally no English translation. It is more than just a word. It's how it makes you feel...it just....is. Anyone in the world can hug or cuddle. Only the Cymraeg can cwtch

[@glynesmewton7033]

From the UK can’t understand a lot either!

[@esraeloh8681]

Hot Shot.... this guy just called it..... I never would've thought to stop that clip to find out what it was, let alone guess that from the name.... Nice catch dude Retired footballer, no, he's a comedian you need to look up right now, Greg Davies, he was the Head Master in The Inbetweeners

[@ChuchiiChoo]

youve only just discovered the northern boys, you need to see pete and bas

[@choomah]

Sometimes people go hoods up because of the ammount of cctv. Its kinda dumb since you can you just find them on another camera with their hood down from before the incident... But its also possible the other cameras are crap quality or not angled right 🤷‍♂️

[@iolog513]

Not really sure if you'd like it. But my fav Greg Davies series is Cuckoo. Would love to see you react to that.

[@martinyardley2565]

Hood goes up - you might just get stabbed. Sad reality these days, people get stabbed over nothing

[@irreverend_]

Norman Pain!

[@aaron_p12]

honey nut cheerio

[@stephn987]

Geezer =Drug dealer 😂

[@waydomriver2186]

DEALER lol

[@smahier]

The subtitles don´t really help. When he says "summink" (something) it "translates" as "sanctuary". Also: "charlie" is cocaine and "your geezer" is your drug dealer. Plus: "hit the ground" (´it the graaand) is translated as "eat the ground"! Finally: in London "geezer" doesn´t mean "old man"; it is analagous to guy or dude in the USA. In the rest of the UK it´s "bloke".

[@jamesdignanmusic2765]

40p isn't $40 - it's 40¢. And the name Paqui is unfortunately close to a derogatory name for Pakistanis. I cracked up at the banana stickers joke too! 10:45 - that's Greg Davies - very funny comedian, and host of the game show "Taskmaster", IMO one of the most hilarious programmes ever. And a prat is an idiot :)

[@natmanprime4295]

v funny great stuff

[@philiprowney]

11:00 - If you don't know who Greg Davies is you are really missing out on some of the funniest stuff in the UK currently. What Jimmy [ Carr ] and Ricky [ Jervais ] don't own, Greg does! #TASKMASTER [ available in the USA ]

[@zaphodbeeblebrox6627]

The captions are messing up because of his cockney east end diction. Geezer is his dealer And it's not eat the ground, it's Hit the ground ( on a come down) And he looked at the balance in his bank account and he had about 40p ( about .60cents)

[@VelvetVoice]

Closed captions on KZbin are essentially autopredict set to ‘Engrish’, which is unhelpful in this instance, but on the upside, adds bonus comedy value.

[@gemlou763]

Watch Micky Flanningan... out out for the best description of out out..

[@granitestonefaceandthesmal4426]

Yeah Northern Boys

[@unkyduck]

Greg Davies 10:58 doesn't even LIKE football. See: Taskmaster, The Cleaner, Man Down...etc

[@joannedwyer-bc5py]

Love your humour and even taking the piss. Gwaan lad get on it 😅😅😅😅

[@svendemadsen8275]

It's Greg Davies & he hate football 🤣

[@paulbromley6687]

It’s only bloody Greg Davies the teacher from hell

[@lucky_duck323]

Gonna tell my kids he's Jeremy corbyn

[@gabbymcclymont3563]

Dont bother with subtitals they were extreamly wrong. The egg one was about a mealdeal, classic. The guy you did not recognised but you thought were loads of people is Greg Davis a comedian. He tells the funnyest of hiy story from when he was a teacher kills Ryan Renalds, worth whatching.