Joe Reacts Live: LazerPig: Stealth: A Controversy

[@scyfrix]

44:32 "Aw fuck, that damn McNamara, I hate that guy" 45:04 "Holy shit I LOVE McNamara!"

[@Baudelier42]

I have to wonder if whoever came up with that, "The bomber will get through." Was in fact thinking of the De Havilland Mosquito.

[@TrinityCore60]

I was actually starting to wonder if it was the adoption and use of jet bombers, given jet engines were catching on at the time.

[@lolloblue9646]

It's basically like Wehraboos frothing at the mouth for Bismarck's lucky hit on Hood

[@nonpartisangunowner4524]

1:56:10 To be fair, “silencer” is the word used in the text of the original patent.

[@OuPoot999]

You know; I'll never understand people. The F117 served for 25 years, flew thousands of sorties. One of them was shot down during that time and it remained in use for another 10 years, flying many more sorties with no further losses. How the fuck does that make it a failure?

[@danielsnook7362]

That's because you have a brain cell

[@OuPoot999]

@@danielsnook7362 That's the thing: I don't have a brain cell. And even an idiot like me can see the obvious.

[@lolloblue9646]

​@@danielsnook7362unlike the """reformers""" (reactionaries)

[@skyraider87]

​@danielsnook7362 the people who say it's a failure have a brain cell count of less than or equal to 0

[@skyraider87]

​@@OuPoot999that's an insult to yourself

[@springtime1838]

Ed Nash did a video on the Boeing TFX and it was really what the USAF/(RAAF?) and RAF and USN wanted But the thing people forget about the F-111B is that is was what the Navy wanted a missiller with long range and stay on cap time but despite being to heavy had the United States class had been built it may have ended up in service because it was all the USN wanted but Dreams aren't Reality and the F-4 and later F-14 were just more realistic of a alternative for a Fleet Defense Fighter

[@vasilivladivostok1136]

The MF'in Aardvark!

[@Schluge96]

Thanks for the 10 bucks!

[@WorldsTallestLeprechaun]

1:00:00 Ah, you gotta love it when LP includes bits of Digi into his videos now. Digi = Digital Vagrant, a streamer who runs with both Russian Badger’s crew and the Zed-Eff clan (which SovietWomble is in too) and when he decided to do VTubing, Digi had a character model made up which is “a sentient pile of garbage”. Now, why the fuck is he in an Lazerpig video? Because he and Lazerpig became friends after the Gonzalo “Queen of the piss midgets” Lira debate debacle, when Digi asked Lazerpig to come onto his stream for an interview. Which would be the first time Digi ever tried doing a “streamer interview” thing AND the second time Lazerpig had been interviewed/been on a livestream. (first being when Gonzalo Lira invited Lazerpig to a livestreamed “debate” which was one of the most pathetic shitshows in internet history. Lira’s attempts to make LazerPig quit out of contempt so he could claim a “victory” in the debate were Chris-chan levels of _pathetic.)_ IMHO, Digi and Lazer Pig’s livestream went very well, because it is consistently the most interesting and funny 4+ hours of content that I’ve ever watched and listened to, and the two of them became fast friends the MANLY way. Which means, not only did they geek out over history and stuff AND sling shit at the absolutely idiotic failure at life that is Gorgonzola Liar, they bonded through horrifying trauma. By which I mean, Lazerpig forced something VILE on Digi, and I laughed my fucking ASS off. SUMMARY, NOT A DIRECT QUOTE: Digi, at one point: “One of my mods likes making weird drinks. and I have this god-awful ice cream because [reasons] which is OFFICIAL Kraft Mac and Cheese brand ice cream. And me and the mod have to drink 2 cocktails that he has thought up, using the mac and cheese ice cream IF my record for ‘’most subscriptions during a livestream’ is broken.” (the second cocktail will have the ice cream AND RussianBadger’s Gamer Supps flavor “Guacamole Gamerfart 9000” which is basically strawberry-kiwi flavor.) Lazerpig, in an interested and curious voice, when you KNOW that nothing less than *pure unadulterated SATAN was flashing across his face:* “Really? And about how many is that?” Digi: “(about 900, don’t remember the exact number)” Lazerpig leans close to his microphone, knowing the chat is full of his fans: “Boys… *you know what to do.”* Digi laughed and said, “I don’t think it’s gonna happen.” CHALLENGE. ACCEPTED. Minutes later “Oh…Oh God, no! Why’re there so many subs coming in!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?” “FEAR THE POWER OF LAZER PIG!” Less than one hour later: _”NOOOOOOO!!!_ No, God, NO! I don’t wanna drink the cheese!” “YOU MUST DRINK THE *CHEESE!!!”* I _cannot_ look back on and remember Digi’s anguished scream and Lazerpig’s cackling without laughing my fucking ass off. And that’s how they became friends. If you have time, find the VOD. Actually, gimme a minute, I’ll find it and edit this comment to put the link here. FOUND IT~! m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/bJ-rh6qLh7iLgKM

[@JaxMerrick]

"My safety buffer is collapsing faster than the Kharkiv front!"

[@llmkursk8254]

Considering how much Digi gets around (He's a frequent player in military games, stuff like Arma 3 operations n such), this makes sense.

[@Rammstein0963.]

Yes, they hated it, they weren't responsible for it... Yes, they're *that* kind of petty...

[@AKX-DTGRSMP]

Little bird playing free bird is funny.

[@Rob_Fordd]

what was that song playing at the F111 part?

[@renesauermoser1623]

Ultima scions and sinners A final fantasy 14 song

[@ripLunarBirdCLH]

The sad truth about war on Ukraine is that it's military of XX century attacking a country with a military of XX century with some weapons of XXI century that are in fact few and far between. This is why drones are being used with such success on Ukraine. Because those fight tanks from XX century. Mostly soviet tanks. Ukraine has very few truly modern weapons. Which is why it cannot crush Russia right away like NATO would (easily).

[@BestOfTsars]

Hey Joe in your own opinion who would win a drinking contest? A Scott, A Irishman, A Russian or Italian

[@shadow1249]

yes

[@BestOfTsars]

@@shadow1249 ?

[@gloverfox9135]

A Finn

[@casual_speedrunner1482]

A German

[@OuPoot999]

An Amestrian

[@MrPikaGammer]

So I should state thim Lazerpig does not understand how what X-Band Frequencies are or how they work so it is a good idea to take this video with a massive grain of sault. It would take me too long to explain at 5 AM so please respond to me if you want me clarify.

[@danielsnook7362]

Can you elaborate for me what did he miss about x band

[@danielsnook7362]

Can you elaborate for me what did he miss about x-band?

[@SIXITHS]

Any update on when we can expect that clarification?