Joe Rogan - Brokeback Mountain

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Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan

Күн бұрын

Joe's take on gay humor and the movie Brokeback mountain

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@christian-bom
@christian-bom 7 жыл бұрын
What does Brokeback Mountain and Lord of the rings have in common? Two friends go up a mountain to destroy a ring.
@roystone6402
@roystone6402 6 жыл бұрын
Christian Larsson e
@otaku-bd4zs
@otaku-bd4zs 6 жыл бұрын
Christian Larsson 😂😂😂
@loopdiditydoop1926
@loopdiditydoop1926 6 жыл бұрын
Christian Larsson What does Brokeback Mountain and the NFL have in common? The cowboys both suck.
@unoalx
@unoalx 5 жыл бұрын
"Ostrich Laugh"
@stlkngyomom
@stlkngyomom 5 жыл бұрын
Two tiny towers You can thank me later.
@LudvigIndestrucable
@LudvigIndestrucable 9 жыл бұрын
Why are people saying this is homophobic? He's not saying anything negative about being gay, just that it's funny for him to watch two straight actors make out together.
@YaBoiJeffe
@YaBoiJeffe 5 жыл бұрын
@Tory Shaye so our kids can grow up gay too.
@flankspeed
@flankspeed 3 жыл бұрын
@@YaBoiJeffe Progress of a kind 🤣
@raydenwins1071
@raydenwins1071 3 жыл бұрын
He hates it becuase it makes him hard.
@kejiri3593
@kejiri3593 2 жыл бұрын
@@raydenwins1071 Its all fun and game til AIDS happen from anal sex, it has that high risk of it
@bromrt
@bromrt 7 ай бұрын
It’s not homophobic, it’s just stupid.
@MattTakkkkk
@MattTakkkkk 12 жыл бұрын
The most accurate description of watching a movie while baked. So good.
@Phil1stalk
@Phil1stalk 17 жыл бұрын
"What the f*** did they pay those guys?" Hahaha...dat's my little brother!
@SZMIDEL
@SZMIDEL 11 жыл бұрын
good job joe! "like wind and sand in my eyes"... LOL
@JBatts41
@JBatts41 8 жыл бұрын
LOL Straight guy with a wallet chain, now thats funny :D
@OctoBrushy
@OctoBrushy 8 жыл бұрын
Didn't know that was gay
@sas103
@sas103 8 жыл бұрын
Apparently so.
@PokrPro21
@PokrPro21 Жыл бұрын
I think this is legitimately the only funny bit I've seen from Rogan. Laughed my ass off at this one!
@zelda12396
@zelda12396 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never forget the face of my really conservative grandma when we were watching that movie, we were looking for some lone wolf mcquade action, and that shit started escalating. We definitely saw some action.
@Sparrows1121
@Sparrows1121 Жыл бұрын
How long in the movie did it take for him to laugh his ass off
@DancingSpiderman
@DancingSpiderman 10 жыл бұрын
The Dolphin Noises part is the funniest thing I've heard!!! I'd pee my pants if I was sitting on a barstool listening to Joe tell this joke!
@DancingSpiderman
@DancingSpiderman 9 жыл бұрын
BTW, Iliza Schlesinger makes better Dolphin Noise than Joe Rogan, but Joe's sound is purty damn funny here
@Kyle_Sherrington
@Kyle_Sherrington 15 жыл бұрын
Yeah great show. I like how they stayed over later just answering questions and fuckin' around.
@MMAenthusiastUHHE
@MMAenthusiastUHHE 15 жыл бұрын
"oh shit! is this really going down right now?!" hahaha Rogan's the man, I kinda feel like getting stoned and watching that movie now, I've been scared to see it lol
@ryanlucas3907
@ryanlucas3907 8 жыл бұрын
lol, Dolphin noises. Joe's the best.
@mortalplight
@mortalplight 16 жыл бұрын
I'm gay, and I still find this extremely funny. I have to admit, during Brokeback Mountain... I laughed, too.
@BOBBYPEACOCK
@BOBBYPEACOCK 15 жыл бұрын
Joe you are one of my favorite comedians. You are so damn funny. But get some more DVD shows out so I can buy it please. I listen to you on Raw Dog all the time. I am a Christian and I even think the Noah's ark bit is funny as hell.Thanks for the laughs
@bluntblaz3r
@bluntblaz3r 15 жыл бұрын
King...future King...speechless........stay real..speak what you want...all will follow n feel..
@marioneognostic
@marioneognostic 13 жыл бұрын
''what the fuck did they pay those guys"xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa EPIC
@yusefdoodie
@yusefdoodie 14 жыл бұрын
Dolphin noises. I successfully rofl'd.
@Amp1771
@Amp1771 17 жыл бұрын
Lol I almost blacked out laughing from this
@elbob17
@elbob17 15 жыл бұрын
I don't typically give a shit about celebrities but Joe Rogan is one of my favorites.
@HealthyAndrew
@HealthyAndrew 11 жыл бұрын
I spit out my smoothie at 3:55
@Konni1969
@Konni1969 14 жыл бұрын
One of the gay cowboys became the Joker, the other one is now The Prince of Persia. Now that is freaky!!!!!
@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit
@PrivilegedWhiteRabbit 14 жыл бұрын
You going all 'Fight Club' on us Vetis213?
@sharanene
@sharanene 15 жыл бұрын
That shits so true, i lol'd through half that film and watched the other half through my fingers yelling 'no jake no!!!' 'heath whatya doin!!!!!!!'
@pratikh
@pratikh 12 жыл бұрын
He has a link to his MySpace account on there... shows how old this clip is.
@MaxOutlaw
@MaxOutlaw 7 жыл бұрын
Shit 10 years I was a freshman in college then. Wow time flies
@si1vermane
@si1vermane 16 жыл бұрын
i noticed that too. His impromptu stuff is pretty good. At this point, I'd have to say that his written material is only so-so.
@k5elevencinc0
@k5elevencinc0 14 жыл бұрын
those creepy sounds at the end made me jump out of my laughter lol
@antonioruiz2814
@antonioruiz2814 11 жыл бұрын
I saw Broke Back Mountain in spanish with my girlfriend. I don't speak spanish. Didn't matter, the grunts translate exactly the same, Hilarious.
@TheBackOfTheBoat
@TheBackOfTheBoat 14 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan's favorite movies are Brokeback Mountain and Borat... I wonder how fucking much he must've loved Bruno =)
@Vegetaraut220
@Vegetaraut220 12 жыл бұрын
When their tongues touched it was like a fucking tazor! LMAO
@SirExxodus
@SirExxodus 13 жыл бұрын
Paul Heyman@2:34-2:37 haha sounds just like him.
@giantstingray
@giantstingray 11 жыл бұрын
I liked Joe Rogan before hearing this and I still like him after. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. He was respectful and made it clear that guys making out isn't his cup of tea. Also, I learned the phrase "high as jiraff pussy" lol
@notthesameme
@notthesameme 11 жыл бұрын
Thank you Joe I have not laughed like that in a while.
@CrazyFunnyCats
@CrazyFunnyCats 5 жыл бұрын
2019 You go to prison for making fun of water 💦
@Chewy240284
@Chewy240284 15 жыл бұрын
i love this guy! in a straight way!
@nosebone69
@nosebone69 15 жыл бұрын
he says poophole dude hahaha
@problemckhild
@problemckhild 15 жыл бұрын
he has one that played on Showtime
@coliniscolingaming
@coliniscolingaming 6 жыл бұрын
RAM RANCH
@EnterTheDarkness100
@EnterTheDarkness100 11 жыл бұрын
2:49 HAHAHA
@drukenhard
@drukenhard 14 жыл бұрын
The more I see of Joe Rogan the more I like him.....fucking awesome bloke!
@andyteri777
@andyteri777 6 жыл бұрын
Joe doesn't sound too liberal in this bit.
@niagra898
@niagra898 11 жыл бұрын
About time someone said what we are all thinking.Two thumbs up.
@philly442
@philly442 15 жыл бұрын
I SMOKE ROCKS - Joe rogan
@llamaempress
@llamaempress 15 жыл бұрын
Awesome bit! I enjoyed Brokeback Mountain and this made me laugh so hard. :)
@tylerfiftynine
@tylerfiftynine 4 жыл бұрын
You said this in 2009
@rudy12327
@rudy12327 11 жыл бұрын
his bit on osama being right out of a comic is pretty hilarious
@flvplayer2000
@flvplayer2000 15 жыл бұрын
It's obvious that anyone who finds homosexuality to be a "dirty little secret" is simply insecure and easily lead. I'm straight, but I really hope that if I were gay, I would have the courage to accept myself as being gay, instead of lying to myself and to the world about it. On the other hand, I think Rogan's comedy here is just lighthearted humour, and nothing malicious. Although it is just blind entertainment, and personally I prefer a different style of comedy
@MurdahBassRecords
@MurdahBassRecords 6 күн бұрын
Its just gross because its not natural. 🤷‍♂️
@Vetis213
@Vetis213 14 жыл бұрын
you can thank those people for the electricity you have, computer you use, radiowaves, mobile phones, processors and so on. so im glad some people do.
@heyitsyoon
@heyitsyoon 12 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it at 2:34
@SwobyJ
@SwobyJ 16 жыл бұрын
lol same with me. I'm gay and found this soo funny. One of my best friends is essentially like Rogan on this issue.
@ShootStyleZombie
@ShootStyleZombie 13 жыл бұрын
Brokeback Mountain is how the Joker got his scars
@trulifesk8r5904
@trulifesk8r5904 15 жыл бұрын
was it just me or did those noise effects at the very end catch anyone else off guard?
@YMS
@YMS 12 жыл бұрын
I'm gay and Joe Rogan is awesome.
@boxersaulo
@boxersaulo 13 жыл бұрын
hhahaha i never really seen joe stand up.. but this was pretty funny haha
@Amp1771
@Amp1771 15 жыл бұрын
Lol I got a bestfriend who's gay and he couldn't stop laughing to this
@daandemeyer1708
@daandemeyer1708 7 жыл бұрын
Re-upload this beauties in gold quality!
@ChipmunkJLD
@ChipmunkJLD 14 жыл бұрын
that guy is sooo high lol
@machetey
@machetey 13 жыл бұрын
ive had 50 people try to convince me to watch broke back mountain. maybe it will be worth a chuckle
@Guilhermemezari
@Guilhermemezari 7 жыл бұрын
Man this is one of the best bids ever....
@Jayjohnson15
@Jayjohnson15 14 жыл бұрын
lol no I'm from Michigan but currently live in Kentucky
@soulballer69
@soulballer69 12 жыл бұрын
Man Joe Rogan is hilarious!!! OMGOODNESS....hahahahaha...are you serious? F-ing funny man! I would go and watch his stand up anytime. DIdn't know but now I do.
@DeathFromAbove1981
@DeathFromAbove1981 13 жыл бұрын
A lot of essays on here. made me laugh. : )
@ChriskasHyeTension
@ChriskasHyeTension 10 жыл бұрын
Joe, you're a G.
@sothathappened
@sothathappened 5 жыл бұрын
yep. "G" as in "Gay". trying so hard to be straight
@irollerblade13
@irollerblade13 12 жыл бұрын
Haha you said "butt fuck it" your a funny guy!!!
@Prophecy23JC
@Prophecy23JC 13 жыл бұрын
tasered.. Dolphin noises.. hilarious.
@htezerdi
@htezerdi 15 жыл бұрын
jhon travolta and tom cruise lol
@acmsc3102
@acmsc3102 8 жыл бұрын
going to see him this friday! so excited!
@kenmaster1812
@kenmaster1812 8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Nguyen how was it??? u lucky bastad
@acmsc3102
@acmsc3102 8 жыл бұрын
+kenmaster1812 dude!!! Amazing some of his stuff on the Kadasian family are epic!!!
@kenmaster1812
@kenmaster1812 8 жыл бұрын
Alex Nguyen haha ill have to check it out. thatd be a hell of a live stand up
@searchn4mytruth
@searchn4mytruth 15 жыл бұрын
Is there more money in the world I thought there was??!! Lmao!!
@50macks94
@50macks94 6 ай бұрын
Joe rogan loves broke back mountain 😂😂😂
@imsoboredsoimonhere
@imsoboredsoimonhere 14 жыл бұрын
look it up before you say they do not. oral sex is a practice which has been observed among goats,chimpanzees (including bonobos a species in which homosexual and bisexual behavior has commonly been observed) hyenas and sheep to name a few. People often have the idea that any species other than humans only engage in sex for the purposes of reproduction but zoologists know that to be patently false many species of animals also engage in sex for pleasure, comfort and/or social bonding.
@bigrivet985
@bigrivet985 5 жыл бұрын
I'm bi and this is fucking hilarious.
@Kyle_Sherrington
@Kyle_Sherrington 16 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, super honest comedy. Like Hicks and Carlin.
@DancingSpiderman
@DancingSpiderman 14 жыл бұрын
i don't do dolphin noises when laughing so long I can't get the air in; I sound like Smedley Ksh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh....
@DoggyBiscuitsxox
@DoggyBiscuitsxox 15 жыл бұрын
ok come on people lighten up. dont take things so seriously. hes a comedian its what he does.
@srirachasauce8430
@srirachasauce8430 11 жыл бұрын
to you, maybe. I like my comedy eccentric every now and then.
@jleb310ce
@jleb310ce 15 жыл бұрын
did he say "High as Giraffe pussy" ??? If so , that's fucking hilarious! haha
@Hedgehoglok
@Hedgehoglok 11 жыл бұрын
one of joe's best bits for sure :)
@seinfeldsandwhich
@seinfeldsandwhich 11 жыл бұрын
yea dane cook and the puppet guy are da best
@Metatronicus
@Metatronicus 16 жыл бұрын
I find the pablo fransisco joke about broke back mountain way funnier. Pablo fransisco will own joe when it comes to stand up, but joe is cool cause he does psycho active drugs!
@SnowWalker1
@SnowWalker1 15 жыл бұрын
hahahaha @ 1:29
@cleptow
@cleptow 14 жыл бұрын
fucking killed my belly
@zzBillyz
@zzBillyz 12 жыл бұрын
"and a dog!"
@FreeRunin18
@FreeRunin18 13 жыл бұрын
"WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY PAY THOSE GUYS?!?" LOL HOLY SHIT I LOVE JOE ROGAN "is there more money in the world than i thought there was????"
@DancingSpiderman
@DancingSpiderman 14 жыл бұрын
You'll be pulling a mencia on that line for a while...
@jamescarpenter1842
@jamescarpenter1842 12 жыл бұрын
Perhaps I do take myself a tad too seriously. Anyway, thanks at best fot the half-way insult. At least you showed a bit of education right there at the end.
@MindstormRecords
@MindstormRecords 13 жыл бұрын
@MitholX It's called spoken word, welcome to Earth lol
@vettehead69
@vettehead69 14 жыл бұрын
@tbk5799 So what would you say Du mass? so when you speak about Marv Albert you saying good thing he does commentating for basketball or do you say good thing he is on the NBA?
@HeatVisionPaolo
@HeatVisionPaolo 11 жыл бұрын
This hit the spot
@H3ntairican
@H3ntairican 4 жыл бұрын
I couldn't watch with both eyes it was like blowing winds with sand! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that part made me laugh so hard in bed that i woke my wife up 🤣
@iconsumeinfants
@iconsumeinfants 12 жыл бұрын
joe rogan kills me when im high as fuck -_- too funnyyyy
@Aenygma_
@Aenygma_ 12 жыл бұрын
Yes your wonderful social life really shows right now. A 25-years-old guy playing video games?!?! OH MAH GAWD, STOP THE PRESSES!!
@Owner624
@Owner624 16 жыл бұрын
Ok i'm not denying the fact that he can sometimes steal jokes but mencia can atleast make me laugh. I'm not the biggest fan of mencia but he does have some jokes that are his and they can make me laugh. You can't honestly say you find Joe rogan funny. A comedian is someone who can create jokes from past experiences and create that into something people will get atleast a chuckle from. Even I'm funnier than rogan.
@Kraznja
@Kraznja 14 жыл бұрын
@LPRebel54 It wasn't fabircated... I just simply don't have the time to trawl through Dan Savage's clips to retrieve the desired data. And as a future lawyer... I think you'll find that generally we're more in the business of manipulating data to suit our own needs in order to make as much money as possible than the actual truth :P
@riffgroove
@riffgroove 11 жыл бұрын
I avoided that movie like I avoid pretty much any movie the critics rave about. One day my room-mate at the time rented it and asked if I'd watch it, saying "It could be good..." I told him I didn't want to watch ANY gay cowboy movie, good or bad! Then, one day it was on TV while I was channel surfing. Its's a really good thing I never saw it in the theater, cuz I laughed HYSTERICALLY at some really inappropriate parts! Agree with Joe, Talladega Nights was funny, Brokeback Mountain was funnier.
@suzycreamcheesez
@suzycreamcheesez 14 жыл бұрын
@Assassin4628 it's nobody's business but theirs. To quote.
@albertg7601
@albertg7601 10 жыл бұрын
god DAME that was funny
@ShotgunDiplomat
@ShotgunDiplomat 12 жыл бұрын
I'm gay, I'm 18, and I laughed my fuckin ass off at this video AND at Brokeback Mountain. People need to get the fuck over themselves and stop acting like they have to be offended at things that pertain to them. Butt fuck it, people love drama. But seriously, cum on!
@shawnstewart1986
@shawnstewart1986 15 жыл бұрын
Great point ,too many sensitive people
@clayjohn14
@clayjohn14 16 жыл бұрын
ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!Not only is Joe a bad ass butt also funny as fuck! I love this country!!!
@trucolorz33x
@trucolorz33x 11 жыл бұрын
"nothing against gay people, but seeing two straight actors portray gay characters would completely change my image of them". it sounds like you do have something against gay people.
@searchn4mytruth
@searchn4mytruth 15 жыл бұрын
Lol!! Dolphine noises!!!!
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