Joe Rogan on Dating Apps

Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1113:
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[@hefferheffer2952]

Joe needs to talk to Jamie for an episode

[@bigmiki2620]

.....no...no no........no

[@milanculic3562]

They already did that on JRE #896

[@sadtoast6122]

Who's gunna "pull that up" ?

[@simeonstefanov2895]

This comment needs more attention. You all know this is the episode we all want.

[@asmafiver6422]

Would love that !!

[@Fenar_]

People hook up weekly on tinder? Damn man, what am I doing wrong.

[@nb-eq6rw]

Need to live in a densely populated area

[@nb-eq6rw]

@Fucketh Thou well in Hollywood you probably gotta be loaded lol

[@kpjlflsknflksnflknsa]

you're probably not in the 90th percentile of guys when it comes to sexual attractiveness.

[@iant720]

Lol feel ya.

[@HarryJohnson69]

I know, I consider myself a pretty handsome dude. I’ve only gotten one lay out of HUNDREDS of matches. There are guys that are jealous of the number of matches I get. I don’t understand how people get laid easily. I’m convinced they’re lying

[@PaleGhost69]

Go to a bar, spend a bunch of money on drinks, end up getting rejected. Nah, I'd rather just be rejected at home...

[@juanvelez4830]

PaleGhost69 bless your heart son, love yourself

[@Vaporvice84]

20 bucks for 2 glasses of whiskey, or 20 bucks for a entire bottle. Hmmm.....

[@RawDogTV]

EXACTLY

[@pein8695]

But I’m sure 75% of times you’ll get da coochie but on internet they don’t know u never seen u how u look irl you’ll get rejected easily

[@Charmer4856]

FAAAAAXXXXXXX! Copy and paste the same messages until you get a response hahaha #bepatient

[@TheGraduates1]

If you really wanna meet quality people - just live your life. Take classes and find people who have the same interests as you. Let it come to you!

[@nicholasgannas5018]

When you're jobless, do you live your life and let the job come to you? ;)

[@snicker12]

+Nicholas Gannas - 🤔 good point

[@stevena3333]

Good advice.

[@R.K.994]

well said

[@believeachieve2847]

i appreciate the idea of what you're saying, but the harsh reality is, if you just sit back and message no one, and never take a deep breath and risk almost shitting your pants to go up to and ask a girl out, you WILL be single forever. the world it's a cruel place, you have to fight to get what you want!

[@magicfeet321]

The type of ppl who have success on dating apps don’t usually need dating apps to begin with.

[@Notoriousnipple]

True shit dude. I feel for people that get zero matches all that does it hurt your self esteem which isn’t fair.

[@magicfeet321]

@@Notoriousnipple yeah man. Im admittedly not aesthetically good looking and I’m middle of the road in terms of extroversion and introversion. What improved my dating was focusing more on meeting women in everyday life and deprioritizing bars/clubs/dating apps.

[@timfrost08]

Agree. Online - Offline you still have similar factors at play. However it seems to be convenient pipeline for sex addicts.

[@ElectricFeelChannel]

Joe "spend 45 years raw doggin dudes" Rogan

[@o.osuq-madiq2008]

Im dead

[@bfyrestone3059]

Makaroni Eskobar yes!! This one 😂💀

[@ZeedsZul]

Fuckin great

[@KendrickMan]

I'm still laughing about this lol

[@k10kitten]

give him my number. lol.

[@topayistofail9703]

Tinder is great when you are a westerner in Asia.

[@Heavencloud]

Do tell

[@carlosc.1568]

When your white

[@mcfry13]

You're **

[@Md6rx]

You don't say well then

[@thatindiandude4602]

@incendie21 you would be surprised.

[@stayfoolish129]

paying someone for sex is illegal... unless someone's filming it, then it's legal.

[@RSanchez111]

@extremedude1234 you drinking the feminist kool-aid LOL

[@RSanchez111]

@extremedude1234 I don't know dude, you say you hate femintards, but you repeat their talking point that marriage is legalized prostitution. Look it up...

[@RSanchez111]

@extremedude1234 yeah dude, but the more crazy feminists say that marriage is patriarchy bullshit made to keep the wahmen oppressed and that marriage is just legalized prostitution. Look it up...

[@RSanchez111]

@Darth Nihilus nah dude but you know what's crazy is that now they don't even want marriage, they have sugar dating as legalized prostitution because marriage is still oppressive to them but they gotta pay the bills somehow in these crazy times

[@spencerholley5731]

I guess I gotta get a film camera lol😂

[@jahcSoft]

messaging someone on Tinder is like when you talk to a girl at the bar and she doesn't respond and the first few seconds you're wondering if she heard you, and then you realised she heard you but you're not her type so you need to walk away and try to stay positive.

[@martinlucero5265]

Social Media apps have and are significantly increasing the commodification and degeneration of human beings as we go into the future. The human condition is just showing us now how much more shallow we can be....

[@chaosdweller]

Thank you

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

Ye can't really agree with Joe on this one

[@celiaferreira2028]

Yup. Listen to Jordan Peterson. He clarifies this perfectly

[@jimgritty7064]

Joe is having his weed and smoking it.

[@ZegotTV]

The edits of this clip are gonna be great 😂

[@jwallace5674wv]

Pingtrip!😂

[@Cat_main_apex]

Joe “If you wanna spend 45 years raw dogging dudes, you go, you go boy” Rogan

[@MarkyMark1221]

I read this right as he said it

[@dominic8680]

Max profits my bass has clinched and got wet because of you. Take the letter b out of the word bass.

[@lifeinvader2039]

The problem with tinder is that even if you match with a girl you have 1/20 chance in meeting them. Most of these girls tend to ghost, as tinder creates a superficial relationship.

[@landonic81]

Most girls don't look anything like their pictures on Tinder.

[@michaelmcdonald4956]

That's true try bumble they're ux uses better filters for them 😂

[@dominick253]

@@michaelmcdonald4956 look for a collar bone. Ask for a picture that is recent. Like if they just woke up say "let me see how beautiful you are when you wake up." If they don't send a real picture right then you know they're fat and it's time to cut bait.

[@RonnyRawn94]

Haha,most girls don't look like their pics on any social media period

[@blacksunlight1]

welcome to the internet!

[@DREAMWORKERSKY]

photoshop everywhere.

[@NitaKerns]

I just can't get into Tinder. Im not looking for a sexy hook-up, Im looking for a grown ass man who wants to connect on multiple levels. Swiping on Tinder just makes me feel lame.

[@NitaKerns]

@@jaked-snaked Its not much different, I dont go to bars lookin for a man either.

[@awhs5435]

LOL. Good luck.

[@pein8695]

I’m a man Nd I agree wit u, I want a girl that would listen to me talk to me not jus get laid and run away💯 but tbh i don’t mind thots either 🤣

[@apeman2035]

@@NitaKerns Live a good happy life As you move through the world Look at healthy men in the eyes The Original Tinder is a simple Glance

[@EsotericOccultist]

How many guys have you taken out on dates? We love free meals too ya know.

[@zainfan1]

I'm googling prostate massage at 1am..... thanks Joe.

[@MicahPotts]

Well, that took a turn

[@Assault_Butter_Knife]

Ass Hole Massage

[@ACParker13]

I was just coming here to say I met my wife online 8.5 years ago, and we're very normal people. Just because people find a way to abuse something doesn't make it a bad thing, just bad people. People say the apps are used by sex predators, well so are parks and candy. But then this convo got really weird, lol.

[@samahamara8543]

Back then the internet wasn't taking over and people lived real life...a lot changed since then. Look at Instagram

[@Clivetinker]

We really comparing 2010 online dating to phone app dating in 2018?

[@samahamara8543]

@@Clivetinker exactly

[@emberhydra]

Worst part many of these dating apps are garbage. It's so hard even too even find someone to talk with

[@Frederick0220]

It’s entirely different in real life b/c the girl actually senses your confidence and the chemistry. On online dating, it’s 100% pictures plus most of the girls don’t even look like said pictures.

[@kpjlflsknflksnflknsa]

and if you are a guy who has no confidence or chemistry?

[@BiGSmoke-.-]

Unless that girl is not liking what she is seeing and assumes its sexual harassment and what comes next? The Police and public Humiliation, wise men don't risk this.

[@alexandercrush]

Girls are becoming too fake 😒. First layer is the the filters. Then the makeup and the weird skinny making outfits they wear. Girl went from a perfect 10 on Instagram to a 8 in real life to a 4 after I saw her without makeup.

[@Frederick0220]

@@alexandercrush it’s sad, man. Social media is AIDS in digital form

[@newyorkforever5779]

@@alexandercrush lol this comment got me, well their face does wash off.

[@InlineDownhillVancouver]

Jamie gettin into them archives, yo.

[@JaMarrJ]

Inline Downhill Vancouver I noticed as well!

[@HelenGPitts]

Last month I was able to pull my first five figure income ever!!! I've been working for this company on the web for 2 years now and I never been happier... They are paying me $95 per hour, and the most desirable thing regarding this is that I am not that tech-savvy, they only asked for basic knowledge about internet and basic typing skill...Great thing about it is that now I have more time with my family. I am able to devote quality time with my relatives and buddies and take care of my babies and also going on holiday with them very often. Don't avoid this opportunity and make sure to react quickly. Let me show you what I do... *amazing73­.­c­o­m*

[@linkbelt111]

Pay for it, it’s cheaper....

[@gecbhxscbhf7288]

I listen to Joe, but not about online dating when he's a married man. C'mon now

[@Elonfuckingmusk]

Joe Rogan imitating people is so creepy

[@orangejuicyice1448]

“THEY DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT THEIR RESPONSIBILITIES” “shuttt the fuck upp”

[@alexanderpaterson9333]

I live in a small town, so tinder is pretty much useless to me, 32 years old and still trying to figure out how to speak to women without feeling like a creep.

[@mattsmith9525]

I've seen you drive around town in your van offering girls candy. Bad move bro.

[@13superdude2]

Solution: start eating better, start going to the gym, start watching some self improvement videos on KZbin. Unless you've tried all these things to fix your confidence, you shouldn't complain about it. If you're in a really bad way, then there's absolutely no shame in seeing a psychologist and sorting out your problems.

[@jeremyg591]

Now you’re 37. How is that going?

[@LarryBanks85]

I tried dating apps and it didn't work for me and now I don't feel comfortable with dealing with people.

[@anthonym2403]

I love how the title says "Joe Rogan on Dating Apps", when the conversation literally goes on to asshole massages. If there was ever a time to click bait a video..

[@stevied2733]

Anthony Mejia he doesn’t start talking about massages till there’s two minutes left in the video, go cry somewhere else you puss pop

[@TherealBlooze]

@@stevied2733 *pussy poop

[@stevied2733]

Danny Blurr no it’s puss pop ya puss pop

[@firsttenor76]

This was probably the most hilarious JRE clip I've ever seen. Thank you.

[@chingon1988]

100% 😂

[@mikejohnson699]

Stay single forever guys

[@melvalicious92]

Joe “but it will have Russians” Rogan

[@breadises9936]

Обидно

[@nry5485]

Imagine being high as balls and walking into a random room only to see joe interviewing someone

[@cimarronMC]

I have a dating app on my phone lol. Not sure why I do but I just let it idle lmao. I learned that its much tougher to get a actual date online than IRL, IRL its like you just ask them In the msot non creepy way. Online its like you go through hours of stupid text messages that go nowhere. Then when you get somewhere the girl doesn't respond again

[@solidrev9640]

I don't need a dating app when I have Rogan's wife as a booty call.

[@aarongriffith7045]

i would rather them not have aids and have ads then not have ads and allow aids. Either way i wont be caught dead using such an app

[@joemilner206]

I think joe was off his meds this day

[@brickation8282]

Literally every other sentence in this clip could be used for a Joe (insert quote here) Rogan joke

[@davemckay4359]

inventions like this cheapen the human relationship.

[@christiancullip4561]

I met my wife on Bumble, neither of us feel cheap .... actually enriched . We wrote Bumble a thank you note

[@softwareengineer9435]

Then get off of it. Noone is forcing you to be on it.

[@prod.hxrford3896]

Software Engineer oldest retort in the book. You’re not wrong but like, you can criticise something without taking part in it?? Which I don’t btw

[@softwareengineer9435]

@@prod.hxrford3896 Sure he can criticize it without taking part in it however his criticism is also open to other criticisms. Note I never disagreed nor agreed with his criticism, for all I care it could be true for himself. I simply offered a solution to his problem. In the end, everyone has options. Its like asking do you like pepsi or coke? Some think Pepsi taste shit, some disagree.

[@mightyvoovoo]

"Their fist" *dies laughing*

[@theotherway1639]

The book "The Dating App Confessions" by Logan Tindell reveals the craziness of those apps.

[@timwo9830]

god< i'm sure i don't even to look. i'm sociopath who want a faithful partner.

[@kettlebellkyle311]

I’d say odds are higher on tinder than at a bar , so why go to a bar ?

[@RawDogTV]

Exactly

[@Charmer4856]

PREACH! Just dont get your hopes for something right away

[@okayyymc3]

Bar hookups are less awkward and more fun. As long as youre not too drunk

[@losgryfog]

define "less awkward"

[@darknessfalls523]

Because some people prefer socializing face to face right away, instead of waste time and risk being catfished. Not that complicated.

[@jonathanjollimore7156]

Dating Apps are sad.

[@andyavelar3300]

So many people would have great paying jobs if brothels were legal lol

[@OfficialCANVAS]

Amsterdam hookers arent been paid enough m8

[@Strawberriezrule13]

HILARIOUS commentary 😂 now i see why there's so much hype around this guy

[@ScottishLeo]

@3:33 Joe's face when he said that has me 😂😂🤣🤣

[@timjim875]

7:30 joe literally turned into alex jones lol

[@hippiecheezburger5457]

Tinder is pathetic and people are really just empty sad and lonely

[@jj6656]

Joe turned into Alex Jones in the end when talking about ass massages! 😂

[@docresong]

I thought Joe was wearing a Bill Goldberg shirt.

[@ethantuggle8726]

They do have a role and responsibility when it is incredibly easy to get on the app underage. You can sign up w just a phone number and lie about your age. Know multiple underage people who use these apps, and a few do have herpes (some friends sadly). 18 years old btw. From my own personal experience it has been a factor

[@anonimus500p6]

Also, every person on tinder looks the same.

[@andreseh87]

Yeah. This is BS. This has worked for me many times and I’ve found a couple of meaningful relationships over the years. Sometimes we don’t have the time to invest in going to some fucking bar.

[@BrokenArrowsInc]

The problem is how do you tell the difference between someone freely working in a brothel and someone being forced.

[@marlonmoncrieffe0728]

...I guess you don't but that is the price you pay for freedom.

[@GeoffreyBronson]

Tinder helped me stay in my room for 3 years thinking that I was an alpha male.

[@LeonidThe90sKid]

So serious relationships are the exact opposite of job opportunities: The less the experience, the more it is appreciated. Modern people should have a hard and honest look at what sabotages the love and trust between man and woman. "Sexual liberation" and feminism are just a couple of those things in my (about to get bashed) opinion.

[@jakecontos7626]

7:44 low-key sounded like Alex Jones😂😂

[@infooverdose9390]

Maybe it was outlawed because women would get pregnant back then because there was no birth control pill or contraception.

[@chamboyette853]

I have two masters degrees in both France and the USA, have a very interesting job which allows me to travel over the world, have interesting hobbies, speak several languages, come from a stable home, am well over the average in physical attraction, am a former athlete who won first in my class in the student division ... So I considered myself well within the "top 20" percent of superficial things women tend to look for. The proof of this is that 15 years ago, before having an 11 year relationship, I was able to get dates easily in dating sites. And it was enjoyable. Fastforward 15 years, it is very difficult to get a date. I wold say I only get 1 date out of 100 people I contact, maybe even fewer. And they play these horrible games they didn't so much before. Sometimes they don't even show up at a date, which never happened to me with dating sites 15 years ago in my memory. A professional and tall film director I work with doesn't have much success either. I am almost definitely still in the top 20 percent (although I am older, my income is now in the top 10% in the country I am at (which I don't say) and I have a lot more confidence), but the difference is that unlike the 80-20 ratio from before, most women only go for the top 10% or even the top 5%. I do not know any guy today who TODAY on dating apps is as successful as I was back then. And there are things which would stop me from being in the top 10 percent, such as my height which is average. To be clear, when I talk about the top 20%, I am referring to superficial things many women want. There can be many men who are supposedly in the bottom 20% who may be much better husband material than I am. They simply don't have the characteristics many women find attractive,

[@Jez2008UK]

What are you saying in your last sentence? I'd have no idea why you're not as successful now as you were many years ago, but in my experience, women aren't looking for someone who brags a ton about their 'success'. They also don't want a mona that's focussed on themselves. Maybe you're not very interesting and aren't in the top 20% of interesting people in that regard? I don't know. But in my experience, women want an honest man first and foremost, a spark, chemistry etc etc.

[@chamboyette853]

@@Jez2008UK I don't brag. Here I am just writing this to make a point. And yes things have changed a lot and women have acquired many more unrealistic expectations.

[@Chinunit22]

ReasoN FTC went after all those dating apps is because of numbers of fake profiles.

[@jasonroche8982]

I'm dying during the last 2 minutes. 😆😆😂🤣

[@spaceyface853]

You’ll become disposable using these apps but it did help people who were really looking for a genuine relationship. Other than that you’ll just be disposable.

[@willharper3364]

Joe “ I talked more to Jamie Vernan in this podcast more than my guest “Rogan

[@Azertylolz]

These 8 minutes went faster than expected

[@Mr.Perry33]

7:18 I'm Dead LMFAO

[@menacexp]

0:00 Joe Rogan ASMR, lol

[@jakejudy5455]

Guys in cincinnati and kentucky starting at 15 seconds lol

[@3SIXTYPROD]

Prostitution should be legal hands down

[@adolfchangchrist7975]

Just because people are adults doesn't mean they're capable of making good decisions or that they're smart. That is a dangerous assumption that Democracy makes.

[@sister_cattleprod]

Joe, the disease is "cirrhosis", not sclerosis!

[@Cittamatra]

He talks afo a living. He's gonna make the occasional Fuckup.

[@leightonmilton5162]

And your sentence is grammatically incorrect. Quote marks are use to mark quotes, i.e. “sclerosis” not cirrhosis 😐

[@sister_cattleprod]

@@leightonmilton5162 Your point? My comment/correction is something that even if grammatically incorrect is a life changing event for you? Okay, Karen.

[@BlindlyZack]

At this point, if they decide that selling your body isn't illegal, paying for sex will become the norm for everyone. Regular women would expect money from something that should be mutual

[@718Insomniac]

Hahaha this deserves a cartoon! Lmfao

[@katiie7]

Lmfao the intro

[@chaosdweller]

🕵️ Katie ..........I got my 👁️ on u

[@peruface]

has anyone been on DMT going into a first date?

[@Paarthurnaxdova]

peruface drug addicts are NOT sexy or getting laid by anything other then skanks

[@theowlandunicornlifestyleo7934]

Lsd lmao. Shit felt like a movie

[@dibanani8826]

Tinder is giant sausage party, only guys who do well on Tinda are Chads

[@TonyMelon]

Just crank one out and you won't want to date save your 💰 people!

[@shadyzbabii420]

"Do bars have a role, in LIVER SCLEROSIS" 😂😂😂

[@gusbus643]

Thanks to Tinder I learned how to talk to chicks to get laid. I developed a pitch and now I can use that pitch in the real world. It’s helpful

[@reven6e531]

Gus Bus what's your pitch? I'm desperate LOLOL

[@Gregbleen3]

share your success homie

[@thewalkingmonkey3170]

Fairy jerry?

[@Optimistas777]

M M just Googled "hsv1 prevents hsv2", it DOES NOT PREVENT. Can you give me source on the hsv2 being 100x worse? They're the same, except where they tend to pop up more (up there or down there).

[@Winston0Boogie]

"Selling's legal. Fucking's legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?!" - George Carlin

[@marknutt4398]

Bro I suggest become a party animal and be the life of the party , its impossible to leave without a date

[@masterandkerranginparticul4324]

Only for tall men and women. Thanks.

[@derekchangedyou1392]

The reason prostitution is illegal is because if you ask most people "would you want your daughter or son to have a higher chance of becoming a prostitute?". Even if it's legal, most people would say "no". Imagine how prostitution would work when its legal and big money gets its hands on it? Which it always does when a business is legal. Legalizing prostitution would be preposterous.

[@RyanCreatesThings]

When did you find out you could see the future?

[@steviedamng9376]

Joes point isn't that though. His point is if your an adult, it's your own choice to make. And not your parents

[@bryanvillatoro8984]

I don't know man. I take a look at Australia and at some European countries. I think most people would use that as a last resort. America is just afraid of sex.

[@dominictaylor5268]

Just let it come to you man, love will find you just relax and don’t chase.

[@babbotfinklestein9513]

Yea non of em work. Just creates more depression than creates love and relarionships. This life sucks

[@dirtroadfarmsjimmideanreen2458]

You might not have even knew you did it, but when you were telling about the ass massage you did a great Alec Jones voice!!! Lmaf!!!

[@MikeJohnCore]

I surprisingly got a few female fans off advertising my mixtape in my bio on tinder. I ain't hatin'. Love.

[@macboogieland2897]

LOL! no way first of all, some girls actually listened??! and on top of that, you got some from it ?

[@MikeJohnCore]

Haha it turned out alright

[@sumuqh]

Lmao he spitting 😂

[@simpleman7203]

Rogan looks great sober tho

[@waynehiss]

This is from a couple months ago.

[@simpleman7203]

Shit, now I look dumb. Maybe it's his black T, I don't know. Looks athletic and fitted.

[@zacharywilliams3631]

Found one girl on fb dating recently. Best person I’ve ever met. Happiest I’ve ever been. Holy fuck I need to smoke some weed still tho.

[@joethompson518]

Come to Australia. Our legal brothels take Visa, MasterCard and Amex.

[@chaosdweller]

🤔

[@bornwithoutconsentobviously]

Do they also treat women there with respect and dignity?

[@nicodimus2222]

"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?" -George Carlin

[@MattIsLoling]

6:03 thats a good point because what if somebody ejaculates from getting a good neck rub or foot massage,then does that turn the session illegal because it would count as prostitution or what

[@Tracie-up3sum]

🤔brothell or ….Wendy’s 😂

[@latenightlogic]

Bullshit. I’ve been on tinder for 5 years - I’ve met up with one person.

[@mi5tafreeman]

acid Damn & you still haven't left it alone? TF.

[@latenightlogic]

And you still haven’t left it alone? Mweeeerrrr! Check out my put down comment everyone I’m so clever

[@chaosdweller]

In my native country they alter my ability to get a job with at least 5-10 different strategies keeping me from being able to do it, then if I do manage to get a card with a lil $ on it , the person who has a parent app on my phone will pull out all stops to keep the transaction from taking place because a woman would give me the chance of having basic rights and freedoms in my own home, so I haven't been able to try any of them yet I'm 31 , I'm hoping to try them out for the 1st x by the x I make it in my 40s 🤞.

[@questionableidentity1]

LMAO wtf dude sounds like Alex Jones at the end

[@MRrZero]

Joe "Prostate Massage" Rogan

[@Rachel-gp2vw]

The online dating world is like the land of misfit toys: they’re all there because there’s something wrong with them 🥴

[@ishmellu7438]

Joe is high asf, he's right about everything (and probably isn't even high), but he's high on something

[@Sara-us1mn]

Dmt

[@Novocainea07]

High on life?

[@NoName-de1fn]

High on knowledge and wisdom

[@lovely_time1771]

I met one on POF and dated 4 years. Another too on POF. Both playboys. I don’t get out much nor do I go to bars.

[@codybouscaren6492]

That actually happens all the time to me? Where is this dude getting his massages?

[@hawk992]

We in Germany have very negative experiences with liberating sex working market. Problem is that prostitution is at its core a huge magnet for criminal intent. Numbers of enforced prostitution grew rapidly in Germany over the last 15 years. Legalizing might work with marihuana but do not try to use the same concept on prostitution. It does not work.